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>>25768252

Last time, Dandy received his first field assignment: There's some sort of topological disturbance on a small island off the southwestern coast of Equestria, and Dandy has been assigned to oversee the task force that's being deployed to investigate the area. But nuts to sitting in a tent manning (horsing?) a radio - Dandy wants to get pomp-deep in the action! And he proves it by ruthlessly gunning down a voracious colony of Parasprites that were invading the once-peaceful beaches of Coquelicot Islet! Now that the tutorial battle has ended, Dandy and his team move on to investigate the beach proper...

HP: 99%
Bits: 204
CC: 1864
Inventory: 1 house key, 1 comb, 1 white fedora, 1 two-way radio, 1 Speed Snapper, 1 lab coat, 1 moon cake, 1 bag of maple yogurt drops, 1 drinking bird, 1 coffee mug, 1 color-changing putty, 1 poster, 1 Cathedral of Terra pamphlet, 1 bottle of peppermint mouthwash, 1 ID card, 1 ounce of "citrus honey", 1 can of bug spray, 1 leftover pizza (3 slices)

The only good bug is a dead bug.

>>25757859
Bump for spooky stories.

>>25757859
Can you kiss it though?

Isn't this, you know...thread 3?

>As his ears begin to fold back you have the urge to pursue this rare opportunity and make him feel even worse about what he’s done
>But then you’d have a depressed mopey bat on your hooves during the date
>Why isn’t life simple?
“Hey, I’ll let this go this time. It’s alright”
>”Really? You aren’t mad about the mango?”
“I am, but there’s nothing I can do about it now”
>”Oh…”
“But I’ll forgive you. You owe me a mango though. A GOOD one”
>”I’ll get you it, I promise”
“Or three regular ones, whatever the exchange rate it”
>”Actually the exchange rate between what I just ate and regular mangos is around one to 4.3. So yeah, I owe you 2.15 regular mangos actually”
“…You owe me three”
>”Oh come on!”
“Three and that’s final”
>”Hmph!”
>He crosses his arms while his muzzle scrunches up, looking back at the TV
>”Fine. I’ll find a way to pay you what you want”
“That’s more like it… But tell me, was it good?”
>He slowly turns to look you in the eye, grinning as his tongue flops out
>Running it slowly across his juice splattered hoof he shivers, eyes dilating
>Behind him his wings rustle lightly as their membranes extend outwards
>”It was amazing…”

>>25726776
First for waifufagging

>>25726786
O-okay then.
Can we watch normal tv now?

>>25716382
First

>>25716382
I'm free!
Today was my last exam, so expect updates from me in the week.
Also, as Christmas thingy, I'll do a one-shot of my story.
That, if I get to present new characters to the story.

>>25716660
Doitfaggot.jpeg

VOTE FOR NYX!

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

HUG THE HORSE
DO IT NOW

>>25813916
but I am a nigger

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>>25813928
Into the ovens you go.

>>25813916
I'll bite. Why do you hate them, German pone?

>>25813864
Fine..let's go visit the animal shelter

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Is that like yamcha?
Count me in

>>25813864
I've got a pretty bitchin one near me family, lets do it

>>25813778
Still better than the ugly shit the fandom has come up with

>>25813778
And the best part? it was all fault of the deviant art artists that made the CMC with the marks that hasbro was gonna use.

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>>25813778
You forget our secret weapon

>>25813620
Nyx > Shimmer > Glimmer
Same goes for the fans

>>25813637
Glimglim a good pony she dindu nuffin

I agree senpai
Shitty character
non canon
not even a pony anymore
just cvck that shit up

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>>25813385
>the last two

>>25813434
...two minutes of the episode. Seriously?

>>25813439
Still super homo.

She is a big mare

>>25813016
UUUU

>>25813016
shit we need a plane behind them.

These green baits get dumber and dumber

>>25813012
>no fun allowed

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>>25812965

>>25812923
He's not that interesting as a character.

>>25812923
I didn't hate superman, until they made him so ridiculously overpowered, that he may as well be a god now.

>>25812923
He squanders his time and potential.

One man, even a superman can't do everything, but he spends 9 fucking hours a day 5 days a week shilling for jews.

>>25812770
Because
Feminist show
Little girls think boys are dumb and icky
Little girls have top preference for above reasons.

>>25812770
target demographics. male characters only exist for continuity and to add to the character development of a female one.
the same happens in many male oriented shows.

>>25812827
Do you think there'd be a chance for a male oriented episode?

>>25812323
being a lesbian isn't about sex, anon

>>25812323
TL;DR

Lesbians aren't lesbians.
Just best vagfriends.

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>>25812323
Nice copy pasta but it's still not canon :^)