>pro
You get to be with your waifu/husbando
>con
You're in a crossover AU of the last movie/tv show you watched
how fucked are you, /mlp/?
>>25814612
Mad Men. So basically I'm trapped in the 1960s version of the RGRE thread.
I'm okay with this.
>>25814612
>Citizen Kane
As long as I'm not Kane I'm fine.But considering my luck I will be and lose two wiafu's consecutively.
Ant-Man, and I'm the only man. So I'm Ant-Man!
A thread for all your Lilith needs
>>25814579
>>25814579
Lilith is the toppest of chubs
>>25814610
That she is Anon
...they ban suddenly all Anon/Human related content here?
Basically no more HumanXpone.
Kill or not kill?
>>25813983
Honestly do you care? Like seriously? I know you're trying to start up discussion, but we've had this subject so many fucking times it's like looking at the same rerun over and over for 5 years
>>25813983
>This shit again
The autism is filling my lungs!!!!!!!!ahahahhahahahahahuzjwjsjsndjxjxkjdiwurhehshsbxnsissjanabagFwvvavsvgdggshsvwgvs
It was a day before christmas
daring do was resting after rape anon 5 times, brutally damaging his anus forever
she look at the window, and though "does ever santa had a present?"
anon would reply, but when he has butthurt, he shitpost on 4chan
daring do, beign a writer, decided to read some xmas stories
she found out that santa never had a gift on christmas, so, with conviction, had one thing in mind: give santa the gift of fuck her right in the pussy.
she grab some maps, a dragon dildo, bottled cum, spaghetti, doritos mountain dew, hentai books, and partake in the biggest christmas adventure
>DARING DO AND THE SEARCH OF SANTA
Just like the other Books, anons create the story. Lets create an amazing book where you guys go and do what you want. Not like all the shitty CYOA where I decide.
One more thing Try to follow the story. We need lots of really shitty content but we need to have a pace for this book.
Now lets create this fucking book
>>25812639
before Daring leaves she packs a few extra dildos just in case. She travels out side in the snow to begin her journey
>>25813010
She then begins to eat snow until she's too bloated to move
>>25812639
Still willing to put a cover together if the project pans out; would be happy to incorporate whatever the drawfag who did the image in the OP winds up coming up with.
>"Do you want to join me in the shower, Anon?"
>>25811283
no i don't want to get my suit wet.
>>25811312
you heathen
>>25811283
>Humanized ponies
>"Sunset! You don't have to do this!"
>"You've Forced me anon. We could have done this together but you had to go with the rebel scum."
>"Listen I know your life has had some ups and downs but you can still join the light side and join us!"
>"Ups and downs....UPS AND DOWNS!!!! YOU FUCKING THINK AFTER I WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE WITH THAT DAMN MASTER CELESTIA ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!! 10 FUCKING YEARS ANON! 10 DAMN YEARS WASTED!"
>"Sunset I know your in there some where, the kind of sunset who is forgiving, not the dark side of her...."
>"DO YOU THINK THIS IS UNDERTALE?!? IM NOT ACCEPTING YOUR APOLOGY I PRACTICE TO BE A JEDI FOR THE LONGEST TIME! And then a damn farm boy comes and takes my spot."
>"Sunse..."
>NO! PLAYTIME IS OVER I USED TO THINK FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC BUT NO, MY CLOSEST FRIEND TOOK ANOTHER LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE AWAY FOR THE SECOND TIME! And now it's time to prove your worth."
Well /mlp/ look like she turned on us.
Fight with a lightsaber or Try to convince her with the saddest story of your life. Good luck.
>>25806856
lol ur not canon
>>25806856
I give up.
>>25806856
Ayy imao Sunshit, she choosed me because I'm better than you, now be a dear and avoid me the task of cutting all your limbs.
Your waifu_______
>>25805328Luna________
>>25805328_a_shit_
>>25805328
> "A-Anon!"
> "This.. do you have any idea of what you have done?"
> "It's incredible! A truly revolutionary concept!"
> "The nutritional value, the portability! This is incredible, how in the hay could we have lived so long without this-"
> "For fuck's sake, Twilight. It's only a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
ITT: ponies go batshit crazy about mundane human stuff.
>>25803844
Why do people insist on making the ponies brain dead retards when a human is involved?
>>25803886
because they want to feel special in some way
> "WHAAAA-? "
> "THEY LOOK SO PERFECT!
> "NONNY! WHAT KIND OF SOCERY IS THIS?"
> "I just used a straw to remove the strawberry stems."
>"I miss vanilla sex."
>>25797876
I'll help you out. Any kind of sex is new to me.
>>25797876
I perfer strawberry sex.
>>25797876
>"It's all fetishes nowadays"
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>>25792225
why is it that 5 out of the 12 fingerbang threads since friendship games came out have had scitwi in the OP
don't get me wrong I like fingerbang but there is already a general for scitwi
New thread smell
>>25792295
Just image dump until you get a good one then. Causing a shit storm is another good tactic.
I've been thinking of running an MLP tabletop RPG. Any suggestions for fun systems? I'm sick to death of 3.x, including Pathfinder, and I'm looking for something that's compatible with the feel of the show. So, some magic, nothing grimdark, nothing excessively crunchy.
Any ideas since I don't want to get GR15b& on /tg?
>>25791868
You could spend some time adjust Burning Wheel, though the system is quite a bit different than any d20 game. There is a simplified version call Mouse Guard that I personally love, but it has no magic. It wouldn't be overheard to mod it for ponies, though.
>>25791868
Why not just run freeform rp? Gauge the likelihood of success of every action a character wants in percent then roll it on D100 or D20. Steal stats from your favourite system to guage strength dex, charisma ect if you want, but there is literally no point in buying and learning a new ruleset if your just going to cut it up to make it mlp comparable.
>>25791884
Burning Wheel sounds simple and speedy-playing. Do I have that right? I'm a player in a 3.5 campaign that's slow as molasses right now because the DM can't into combat without needing twelve boring-ass charts for every roll.
Due to the Christmas season, I'm taking a shit ton of requests. There's a catch, though.
Whatever you request, It's gotta be Christmas themed.
Start requesting, go!
(Ex. Of my art is the sample below)
Not below, to the side.* Not sure why I typed that above. Sorry bout that.
>>25768402
SWEETIE BELLE DECORATING A TREE
>>25768402
Rainbow Dash dressed up like a reindeer
>Yo Anon, I bet my ass you can't catch up to me in a race, Hehe.
>>25767034
shelly dash
>>25767034
The fuck are you wearing top cunt
>>25767034
What's up with that hole in your shirt. Is that where you store your extra fast?
You're in a tavern. Suddenly, the door bursts open and everyone is frozen in place. Everything goes silent. The air is stagnant and your food is rotten. An old stallion tells you years have past, and you've been brought back from stone to fight the medusa that caused this mess.
Previously on Mazes and Medusas,
>You fought a gelatinous cube
>You got the last of the harmony weapons
>Weapon upgrades and beating a turtle
Last we left off, you went to bed in the middle of a snuggle sandwich.
>Archive
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/mazes
>>25736386
B-bottoms up.
You lift the spoon to your mouth and blow on the hot liquid, Eve doing the same.
You offer each other a wary glance and a comforting smile before taking the soup into your mouths.
Well, the broth is really good at least.
But you're not a fan of that algae.
You sort of just push as much of it as you can off to the side as you munch on the shallots, scallions, and celery, using your spoon as a filter whenever you drink the broth.
Eve seems to be doing the same.
It's really not so bad.
You were expecting to have to block out the world around you and just push through it.
Part of you really wanted an excuse to go to your happy place, but it really isn't needed here.
You don't know what Flashbang would have done, but it would have been nice to have Carver be a respectful maid, or butler Gis laughing at your puns.
Maybe in your dreams.
Besides...
You take another look around the room at your friends, lingering on Jet and Eve.
You're already in a happy place.
Gis and Carver finish cooking the turtle soup proper and the others get their fill.
Gisela is the only on actually eating the meat, but the others seem to enjoy the added turtle flavor.
You and Eve focus on your bowls.
Soon enough, everyone finishes eating and Softshell gets some blankets for the rest of you.
He's got his own room and bed, but the living room is the only one with enough space for the rest of you.
He wishes you a good night and retreats to his room while the rest of you get settled in the sheets.
Eve takes one side of you while Jet takes the other, both snuggling into you closely.
~
I'M
>>25736392
You awake from an incredibly comfy rest, nestled in between the warm fur of your lovers.
They both breathe quietly into your neck and chest, their limbs wrapped around yours.
Pressed so tightly against each other, you can feel their synced up heartbeats.
You raise your head just enough to scout the room.
No one else is around. Just you, and a sleeping Jet and Eve.
Gisela, Carver, and Flashbang must be out somewhere, and you're not too sure about Softshell.
He could be in his room, or maybe out with the others.
His alchemy set is live and bubbling as it works on some concoction. Either he was working on it recently or it's just always up.
Latest draw prompt!
>Draw a pony, or any other creature, in a moderately realistic style.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/135241685398/
Friendship is Magic #37 storytimed here!
>>25796430
Cloudsdale roves around to kickstart the winter season across Equestria. That's one of the advantages of a floating cloud city full of weather experts, after all! But in doing so, it also means that snowfall can't be constant for a single location from the pegasus metropolis. Do they provide the locals with supplies for keeping it going during the season? Do they just continue a circuit across the country for months? It'd be no good if there weren't snow days at all.
>>25816477
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
FUCK PONIES