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>>25818641
Good thing most first world countries have laws against shit names

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>>25818641
>pinkamena zecora smith
I would legitimately kill myself if I was ever named something from a fucking pony television show.

>>25818641
why dont you link that shit so i can chew the fucker out.

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>>25818560
why is this on /mlp/

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>>25818560
>at least he's a leader

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>Trumposting is leaking onto /mlp/ now
Cool.

>>25818546
"C'mon, I saw you staring at my goods. You want a piece of me, huh? A little try before you buy? C'mere bitch! Stand and deliver!"

>>25818546
>All you did was call her 'mom' instead of 'mother'.

>>25818546
"But Auntie, she was saying that she gives better kisses than you!"

>>25818525
Any other time this prompt would work, but. Why the fuck are you so tan? You're already fucking orange. How did you even manage a tan you orange fuck?!

>>25818525
I've got alcohol, so I'm not unhappy for the moment.

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>>25818525
>then Anon wakes up and realizes it was all just a dream
>tfw

>>25818417
damn ponk

>captcha: pankeks

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MAXIMUM PONKA

>>25818448
lets get some pussy tonight

>>25818408
Going balls deep

>>25818408
You should consider that you ought to have checkt yourself before you Shrekt yourself. Because now, it's all ogre.

>>25818505
dayum

Rape

>>25818337
she'd be devesteded for live if she saw all the shit I have on my computer

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>>25818337
>How do you save yourself from this nightmare?

Implying this is a bad thing

>>25818113
>rape

>>25818113
Is OP a faggot?

>>25818113
will I end up in Equestria when I die?

>>25818015
Bend over and I'll show you

>>25818015
My child, I would ask you to not inflict any extra pain on yours truly.

Baby dont hurt me

>>25817904
Should Op stop making the same shit thread? Yes, imo

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The males should go back to the fields

>>25817904
Alright, who let OP out of the penis dungeon again?

spaghetti with ketchup

no

>>25817812
Well, I cook a lot of "thinks". Especially when I'm in shower.
But pone better not to know what it is exactly. She wouldn't like it.

>>25817812
>microwave pizza
>they'd probably pitty me for I cannot cook at all

>>25817609
Do we have some free time? I want to explore the estate

>>25812857
>>25812958
This is true, normally is barely visible, the drawings have just made them contrast for the sake of simpler coloring.

Magical Tattoos are incredibly rare, and most ponies could go their entirely life without ever seeing one.

They're used by...

> Ponies who have been damaged magical to the point where they need grafts (aka, some how their own magic got wrecked to the point that they need the tattoos to patch up the damage because it is too terrible to heal on its own).

> Instances where the inconvenience of not having a spell at all times is worth the inherent risks of getting the enchantment.

> Criminals and others who want to get an edge over others. People like this tend to become addicted to the rush of power they get from a new enchantment, and those that don't die from complications can become dangerous.

The biggest factor for tack of use is that its is very hard to find someone who can do the enchanting process. Criminal use though is extremely rare; its hard enough to find someone who CAN do it, finding one who would help someone who was clearly a danger to themselves or others is even harder. Those that do cater to criminals and other dangerous individuals are dealt with harshly (and sometimes permanently. The famous case of Inkriver vs Equestria was the first time cutie-mark removal was used as a form of punishment in a non-insanity non-ponyslaughter case).

>>25817623
Yea, you have two days before you absolutely HAVE to leave for Canterlot.

>>25817670
Deeplore:


twenty three years ago, there was a Unicorn named Ink River.
> Ink River found her talent in Magical Theory, specifically that of spell circles and geometric magic.
> One day she learned of the esoteric art of Tattoo Enchanting.
> She was hooked, she loved the challenging, complex, and powerful nature that form of magic.
> Putting herself under the wing of a more masterful artisan, she learned the secrets.
> Eventually she surpassed her master and struck off on her own.
> She moved to Appleoosa and opened a spellshop, using the money to continue to refine and occasionally practice her tattoos.

> However, she could only push the limits so far by making 'theoretical' designs ,
> So she got some more vibrant mediums to work with: orphans.
> Specifically, orphans that were too old to realistically be adopted.
> These unwanted wards of the state usually ended up as farm or ranch hands, transients who wandered place to place looking for jobs.
> These vagrant fillies, she abducted and began practicing.

> Sometimes she would try old spells with new styles.
> Other times she'd try to do unusual spells just to see what the effect would be (What does a fireball spell do when it's perpetually running in someone's innate magic?)
> As time went on her explorations became more twisted.
> Can dark magic be used in Tattoo magic?
> What if you made an inverse design to cancel out all of a pony's innate magic?
> What if you made a design to copy a pony's inate magic, would it double?
> What if you cancelled out a pegasus' innate magic, and then put a rough copy of an earth pony's on top of it?

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no

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>>25817501
>magical AIDS frog

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>>25817501

OP sucks a dick.

Celestia dyes her hair

>>25816692
Cadence is Luna's child!

>>25815340
Very.
>FOREVERRRRRR
>mmm, juicy

It needs to be about 20% more quotable.

Please kill me.

>>25815340
Not very, hardly any make sense out of context