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>"Anon I need your help"
>"The balls are inert"
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>>25809130
I'm not a fucking gynecologist for dragons
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>>25809130
Nigga youse a bitch
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Sad for you.
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Why dont you use a fleshlight or onahole or something? 2015-12-18 19:40:42 Post No.25809109
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Why dont you use a fleshlight or onahole or something?
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Seriously pone porn is so much better when you have one of these things warmed and lubed up rather than your shitty hand.
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>>25809109
Because give me money for any of those, you fucking smarthead
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>>25809109
>Not using a real horse while imagining that it's your waifu
Why are you so boring, Anon?
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>>25809134
Stop being suck a fucking poor fag and save the 60 dollars needed for one
Dont eat out 3 times and bam, or dont buy a new vidya, or whatever
Gotta get your priorities straight
Also get a heating pad to warm it up which you can get for like 15 dollars so I guess its 75, boo hoo
>>25809148
Trying to find horses to fuck is hard man they aren't out in the open during the late fall and winter and its hard finding where they are hidden and then getting into their contained areas
Was gonna try to do it last night but my fucking people I live with wouldnt stop questioning me about where I was going so late at night and I couldnt get the tools I needed without them seeing so I had to postpone it for a bit
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What's it like to suddenly have a great, big pony ass?
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>>25808924
Gee I don't know let me turn into a pony real quick to see how it feels... Oh wait I can't do that. Darn.
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>>25808924
Probably rather surprising.
But I'm just speculating here.
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>>25808924
Why are you doing this to me?
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>"Anonymous, how THE FUCK did you manage to impregnate ME and 47 OTHER MARES?"
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>>25808576
The balls are inert.
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>>25808576
just how i roll babe
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>>25808576
>Implying I would be a man whore in Equestria
You are talking to the wrong anon.
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HOW FLASH SENTRY STOLE YOUR WAIFU 2015-12-18 17:26:11 Post No.25808188
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HOW FLASH SENTRY STOLE YOUR WAIFU
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By Dr. Anon
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Every Fag Down in 4chan Liked Waifus a lot...
But the Flash, Who lived two clicks from 4chan, Did NOT!
The Flash hated Waifus! The whole Waifu scheme!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows it seems.
It could be his ass wasn't screwed with just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his balls were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.
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Whatever the reason, His dick or his bag,
He stood there as they fapped, hating the Fags,
Staring down at his screen with a frown, cross and bored,
At the warm lighted shitposts below on their board.
For he knew every Fag down in 4chan ahead,
Was busy now, posting a cherilee thread.
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"And they're shipping their waifus!" he snarled with a swear,
"Anon comes tomorrow! He's practically there!"
Then he growled, with his Flash fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Anon from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the Fag girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush to jack it!
And then! Oh, the shit! Oh, the Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
That's one thing he hated! The SHIT!
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
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Who is stronger, /mlp/?
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Every thread deserves a reply :^)
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>>25808111
my dick
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>>25808111
maud pie
because the other pony is edgy
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>That writefag that received a freegame to continue his awesome writing
>He never came back after that gift
>That writefag who starts a story, then immediately says "Well, it's getting late, I'll continue tomorrow if the thread is still up."
>That writefag that ruins the story by unnecessary smut scene with cliche dialogue.
>Check older writefag pastebin.
>Find an interesting story.
>Finish reading part #, story just getting good.
>Return to writefag's pastebin.
>Last entry was twenty years ago.
>Read incomplete fanfic
>By the time I'm done there will be a new chapter
>Leave comment about when to expect an update
>Author reply with a "I got a lot more planned and will update within the following weeks"
>That was literally months ago
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>>25807956
Are you stuck in time?
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>>25807956
>he's making a list
>before christmas
....Santa?
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>>25807956
Dumb sans poster
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Best pone is best pone.
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>>25807795
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>"I'll teach you to call me ugly you fat mutant green mary sue!"
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>>25807360
>mary sue
Oh, the irony.
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>>25807360
"How dare little ugly pony insult Supermutant like that!"
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>>25807360
How about some
>Rape
instead?
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If they have another Semi-famous musician in the same vein as Weird Al or Lena Hall for Season 6, who would you want it to be?
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>>25806871
>Weird Al is only "semi" famous
But seriously, David Bowie.
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>>25806871
anon
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>>25806921
Nice. I'm for Bowie, or maybe Tom Waits.
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How do you think she acts in private or when not on royal business?
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>>25806788
Um, gee, I don't know. Maybe she's making sure the fucking sun stays in the sky. DYEWTS?
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>>25806855
>>/r/eddit
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>>25806788
She puts on a collar and leash before furiously masturbating to surreptitiously snapped pictures of the resident human, openly fantasizing about being his obedient slave/pet and him using her body however he sees fit. I thought it was obvious.
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>"Oh what's the matter Anon, are you scared?"
"I just don't think we should be down here all alone in the basement like this-"
>"Oh whats the matter, are you scared? Afraid if we do this we'll see a spooky ghost? Ghosts aren't real Anon! I'm just trying to have some fun ok, it's all just pretend, we won't be in any real danger, now come on."
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>>25806187
>ouiji board
>unicorn
I smell a ruse
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enjoy your soon to be new attachment glimglam
>>25806199
do it in the dark, watch for glowing horn
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it's gonna be spoopy
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RAINBOW DASH IS THE WORST PONY 2015-12-18 02:24:49 Post No.25802882
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RAINBOW DASH IS THE WORST PONY
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FUCK THIS BITCH
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Yes, I would like to fuck Rainbow Dash
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>>25802999
FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN
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>>25802882
all pony good
even worst pony still very good
cuddle all pony
yes
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/mlp/ Lets make a new Daring do story 2015-12-18 01:44:17 Post No.25802431
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/mlp/ Lets make a new Daring do story
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We haven't had a daring do book in the last 2 years. I think its about time we make a new one.
We got some material yesterday
we need a drawfag for a cover, if we get far enough.
We left off at daring do waking up in a cold sweat
come on anons add more shit, no quality control
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>>25802431
Daring realized that the sweat was just her cum
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>>25802457
Daring grabbed her golden dildo and started fucking a group of niggers
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>>25802476
Daring ass fucked all the niggers to death.
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Top 3 most autistic kinds of fag.
1. Shimmerfag
2. Pinkiefag
3. Nyxfag
Prove me wrong.
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>>25801992
FOOL! You proved yourself wrong by posting Glimmer.
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>>25801992
ya dun goofed
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1.Flutterfag
2.Dashfag
3.Lunafag
The Twitter Spikefags who howl incessantly at the writers and DHX would be 1, but their autism is so massive, it would make the rest of the -fags seem completely lucid.