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>it's the weekend
>it's Winter Break
>the children flood all of 4chan
>/mlp/ gets the worst of it because this fandom is for babies anyway
>enough unfunny unironic shitposting to fill an olympic size swimming pool and have enough left over to feed Spike the dog
Kill me now.

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:41:38 Post No.25820473
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You're already dead. This is hell.

Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:43:07 Post No.25820488
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>>25820473
Sometimes it is so bad that it seems like your sarcastic comment is for real.

Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:43:34 Post No.25820493
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>>25820462
>implying it hasn't been going on since dead week
Undergrads are the real cancer.

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:39:50 Post No. 25820460 [Report] [View this topic]

This place used to be a lot better.

Oldfags know this and will agree.

Newfags deny this because it invalidates their own imagined "contributions" and will fly into an autistic rage in this thread because they can't stand that they missed the glory days.

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:42:33 Post No.25820480
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Opie, newfags also have a good chance of agreeing with you blindly and without knowledge because they want to get with the "in" crowd.

That said, I agree with you entirely.

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You may think it's past its glory days, but some might not agree for alot of reasons. I think this board isn't what it used to be. But that's why we try and fix that. We can make it what it used to be. So rather than just being depressed about it, let's try and make it like old times.

Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:43:47 Post No.25820496
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>>25820460
Mostly the only time I have fun on this thread anymore is during the cups and during episode airings

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2015-12-19 20:28:15 Post No.25820367
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Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:28:15 Post No. 25820367 [Report] [View this topic]

>Welcome to McDonalds my name is Diam- "
>"Ugh not you again!"
>"Why are you even here? Do you like embarrassing me in front of my coworker or are you trying to prove that you can look handsome by eating here everyday?"
>"So are you going to order something or you going to stand there like a fucking dumbass?
>"There are ponies behind you in line who wants to eat".
>"And no they're not here for your micro sized cock."

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:32:10 Post No.25820396
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>>25820367
Just stopped by to bring you your mouth wash for after work bae.

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>>25820367
>"Uh...ummm...I will haaave....uhh...give me a num-...shit, just give me a couple bbq sauce packets and a medium mr pibb, please."

Anonymous 2015-12-19 21:26:29 Post No.25820893
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>>25820367
WHOOPER NO ONjONS

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Soviet Equestria Thread 2015-12-19 19:51:58 Post No.25820121
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Soviet Equestria Thread Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:51:58 Post No. 25820121 [Report] [View this topic]

Soviet ponies.

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:54:05 Post No.25820133
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>>25820121
Communism is the very definition of failure

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What did the commies use to light their homes before they used candles?

~~Electricity!~~

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>>25820121
I'll tell you what kind of party isn't fun Pinkie Pie, a Communist Party.

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Fat Pony Thread 2015-12-19 19:31:01 Post No.25820013
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Fat Pony Thread Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:31:01 Post No. 25820013 [Report] [View this topic]

Milk and cookies edition

prev thread >>25708693

Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/KtjTgw9e

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:33:46 Post No.25820025
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>>25820013
That pic doesn't qualify as "fat"
More like morbidly obese.

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>>25820025
do you even blob bro

Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:37:10 Post No.25820039
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>>25820025

Which is fat.

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:04:37 Post No. 25819837 [Report] [View this topic]

Post YFW he was right and Twilight loses her wings

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:19:06 Post No.25819933
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>>25819837
Post TFW she becomes a tyrant

Anonymous 2015-12-19 19:54:11 Post No.25820134
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>>25819933
>evil twilight

unf

Anonymous 2015-12-19 20:59:25 Post No.25820634
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>>25819933
Considering how in the S5 finale showed how useless Celestia was at her job, and how important Twilight was, I'd bet she would entitled to a higher ranking.

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Ponies ruined my dick 2015-12-19 18:48:07 Post No.25819712
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Ponies ruined my dick Anonymous 2015-12-19 18:48:07 Post No. 25819712 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me, 8/10 college guy who hasn't had time for parties in half a year due to intense classes this semester and work
>Finally chilling after finals at a celebration party, 9/10 knockout starts flirting with me
>we both get buzzed and I take her home
>clothes coming off, she's getting heated... I'm, not?
>dick more flaccid than a pool floaty with a 10 inch rip across it
>can't get into her at all. A girl like this would turn me into a 300lb gorilla before
>she eventually leaves, and I'm freakin out that my baby maker is broken
>pull up some derpibooru and immediately head to explicit. Dick suddenly DIAMONDS
>best fap of my life
>I've lost interest in women for ponies

How did this happen to me?

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 18:50:10 Post No.25819734
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>>25819712
Because you have an emotional bond with ponies, and it is not just animal like fucking like with that bitch.

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>>25819712
CALL BOB THE BUILDER TO FIX IT!!!!!

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>>25819712
Just like fap to eqg or something who cares.
force it, lay back and think of a fair-skinned golden haired girl with green eyes slowly working her hands down till her fingers brush against your cock, light like a feather. and then you wanna imagine her slowly blowing you, working her tounge from the very tip of your shaft to the base and back before suckling on it and pumping you with her hands. then ~~cum to this post little piggy~~

Listen
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Project Stop Anti Bronies Listen 2015-12-19 18:27:24 Post No. 25819566 [Report] [View this topic]

Anti bronies have fired us beaten us up and even laugh at people that commit suicide because of them. Its our turn now we need anonymous hackers to take down anything anti brony related. Then we need to give them a pathetic stereotype (like:fapping to breadwinners r34) And go on like that until the anti bronies will go away. We need to wipe them off the internet before they wipe us out
It is our turn now.

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 18:28:48 Post No.25819575
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>>25819566
Where do you think you are?

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>>25819566
Who gives a shit?

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>>25819566
Fuck off back to ponychan.

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Strange fetish Anonymous 2015-12-19 17:53:36 Post No. 25819302 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to stick my head in GlimGlim's sweet ponut, and live there for the rest of my life, feeding off her shit and farts. she would be cumming forever as i lick around trying to ingest as much nutrients as possible in order to survive.

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 17:55:11 Post No.25819318
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>>25819302
>shimmerfag's attempt at false flagging

Pathetic

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>>25819318
>glimmerfags attempt at falseflagging a shimmerfag

Pathetic

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Also, i would like to have both my feet inside rarity, and rainbowdashes marehood whilst my head penetrates glimglim. and have my hands cuffed to two walls that will slowly come together and crush us all to death. i can almost feel the immense orgasm as my bones shatter and my organs explode while we turn into pony crepes

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 17:15:49 Post No. 25819107 [Report] [View this topic]

>You must lead the people now, my good friend, Anonymos!

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Anonymous 2015-12-19 17:49:52 Post No.25819277
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>>25819107
Sunset, you're in high school. I think the Math Olympics team will be fine.

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>>25819338
y'aint shit, kid. can't express yourself. just repeating the same one pic. cause it's safe. like your stinky room. wouldn't wanna take a chance on a full sentence! make something of your crap self before it's too late, loser. you're stagnating.