Cheerilee is bad at teaching because she is a flower seller in denial.
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This explains everything.
There was a pony who got a cutie mark of some foals, and they wanted to be a teacher, but they were a pedo.
She's a bad teacher because she's a drunk like her sister.
>>25864579
Cheerilee's Garden is now cannon, the foals are just clones
I'm bored /mlp/, what should I do?
>>25864551
kill yourself
>>25864551
Watch a Christmas movie.
>>25864551
Go fuck a horse, then report back
>"What's up Anon? looks like you want to make me a proposal"
>>25864455
$10 if you suck my dick.
>>25864455
nope, just thinking thoughts.
>>25864455
I propose checking 'em
plot thread
BUNGO HAS COME FOR YOUR VIRGINITY!
gotcha betch
I want to put glass inside Rainbow Dash's vagina
>>25863268
Hot diggetty demon please go
>>25863268
glass what?
marbles?
>>25863283
Just glass.
Guess what guys?
Mom said I'm not banned anymore and can watch as much MLP as I want!
This is so great! She even hinted that there might be some MLP toys under the tree for me this year!!!!
I've never been more relieved. Someone suggested in my other thread that I should try crying and I did and she felt sorry for me.
Is anyone else getting MLP toys for Christmas? I had a long list of wants. If I don't get them all there is always my 32nd birthday which is coming up in April!
sage. I'm not sure which field it's supposed to go in, but better safe than sorry.
>>25862733
>Mom said
>32nd birthday
I really hope this is just bait.
>>25862733
Eat a dick with your awful bait, faggot.You make me ashamed to be 31, fucking turbo autist.
>>25861461
is this the new
i want to cum inside rainbow dash?
I want to cum inside Buttercup.
>>25861461
You have made this thread 23 times since august.
I tried this like a year ago, it worked well. Lets try again.
>>25861030
Let me take a stab at it here in a moment.
>>25862132
Meh
>>25862661
This is quite possibly the laziest edit ever.
Daily reminder that it's dead because we don't deserve nice things.
I think my favorite thread was the first one with twilight
>implying the newshit on neo-/mlp/ even know what this is
>>25860072
Is dead becasue no one give a shit about Equestria Girls
Did you...um...have a nice day, /mlp/?
>>25859357
I did, I managed to drink three bottles of wine tonight which was fun
twinkle is nice
t. lyrafag
>>25859357
Mate, no one gives a single shit in this entire, like society mate. Just blaze weed m9 because no one cares, just get a fat joint and just smoke it mate, because no one in this current day and age and this society gives a single one.
Open your hard earned window and fokin, jump out. Hit your fat 'ead on a car and, just die mate, just die.
>>25859357
It's a pretty good day now that' you're here, Twinkleshine.
MiB crossover when?
>>25853683
>>>/AiE/
>>25853683
The next story is the Starlight one right?
How big are ponies? Or how big do you think they are? Are they close to an adult human size or smaller than a child? I think this is how big they should be.
>>25848891
I agree. 90~ cm at the shoulders would be perfect.
>>25848891
when standing on back hooves, pony should come up to human sternum.
I want to cum inside Twilight Sparkle infinitive times !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bump ahead, writefag will eventually deliver and when he does it's godly.
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"Come in in Anon, we won't bite"
Well, let the bumping begin
The wait continues
Sure is slow around here. Drawfag didn't die, did he?
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Ded
I'll get something out soon.
>>25822259
Couldn't you have done it?
Welcome aboard! If you want some basic insight on this game, look up "/mlp/ Tower" on Desustorage.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
To begin, we'll need passers-by to post the nearest three items to the RIGHT, not counting computer accessories.
We'll begin when we have at least three players ready.
>>25853330
>the nearest three items to the RIGHT
Bottle of soda.
Clock.
Balisong.
>>25853466
All right, we have one inventory!
>Bottle of Soda added to Inventory.
>Clock added to Inventory.
>Balisong added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
We'll begin when we have two more players ready.
>>25853488
Forgot trip