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Equestrian Dungeon: The successor to /mlp/ Tower.
Lawsmen, the awaited (ID: !fQL3MCMy9o)
2015-12-22 22:47:01
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Welcome aboard! If you want some basic insight on this game, look up "/mlp/ Tower" on Desustorage.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
To begin, we'll need passers-by to post the nearest three items to the RIGHT, not counting computer accessories.
We'll begin when we have at least three players ready.
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>>25853330
>the nearest three items to the RIGHT
Bottle of soda.
Clock.
Balisong.
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>>25853466
All right, we have one inventory!
>Bottle of Soda added to Inventory.
>Clock added to Inventory.
>Balisong added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
We'll begin when we have two more players ready.
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>>25853488
Forgot trip
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>>25853330
Shisha pen
Notebook
Miniature Christmas tree.
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>>25853505
Note book as in a paper pad
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>>25853505
>>25853524
Wonderful! Another inventory has been added!
>Shisha Pen added to Inventory.
>Notebook added to Inventory.
>Miniature Christmas Tree added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>2 AnonPones in Waiting Room.
One more inventory and we'll begin.
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>>25853330
>stuff to my right
A red and yellow stripped throw pillow.
A pair of chopsticks I brought home from the Mongolian BBQ.
A heavily modified NERF Maverick.
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>>25853562
And we have our third Inventory!
>Red/Yellow Throw Pillow added to Inventory.
>Chopsticks added to Inventory.
>Modified NERF Maverick added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>3 AnonPones in Waiting Room.
Since this is the first thread, do you want to view the tutorial before we begin the game? Y/N, majority rules.
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>>25853330
a bandage
a pink textmarker
an empty cannice.
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We have three yeses, and five posters in the thread. Majority rules for yea on the tutorial.
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>Hardcover book
>Pillow
>Mineral water bottle.
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>>25853581
>>25853617
Two more AnonPones arrive in the Waiting Room!
>Bandage added to Inventory.
>Pink Textmarker added to Inventory.
>Empty Can added to Inventory.
>Hardcover Book added to Inventory.
>Pillow added to Inventory.
>Mineral water bottle added to Inventory.
>+2 AnonPones.
>5 AnonPones in Waiting Room.
>>25853584
>>25853591
>>25853598
>>25853610
Okay. I'm still preparing things for first-time use, so bear with me.
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>Laser pointer
>Ballpoint pen
>Empty glass
How boring of me.
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>>25853505
This is me btw.
Do I need to namefag for this?
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>>25853562
Well this guy had better be a unicorn so he can fire his gun.
>>25853505
This guy too, so he can hold his pen and notebook.
>>25853466
>>25853617
This guys have food. Let's make them earth ponies.
>>25853581
>>25853665
These guys can be pegusi to round out cast diversity.
Thoughts?
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>>25853697
Oh boy, I get to be the diversity hire.
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>>25853665
Another AnonPone joins the fray!
>Laser Pointer added to Inventory.
>Ballpoint Pen added to Inventory.
>Empty Glass added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>6 AnonPones in Waiting Room
>>25853687
You don't have to, but it will make things far less complicated in the future.
Would you guys prefer an image-based or a text-based inventory?
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>>25853665
Namefagging now
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>>25853697
I'm >>25853581
Honestly, I'm more of a unicorn type of guy, but who am I to deny flight
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Also namefagging.
We're going to get deleted so fucking fast.
I'm the pillow/chopstick/Nerf guy.
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>>25853720
Text based. Let's do everything text based so that we can move faster and get as much done as possible before the thread is obliterated.
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>>25853772
this.
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>>25853772
Yeah fast is good
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>>25853772
>>25853775
>>25853786
If you insist.
We will begin the adventure with this prompt:
>The six AnonPones awaken in the midst of some ancient ruins. The sky is a shade of grey, and there seems to be no sign of life anywhere...
>Observe?
>Walk in a direction?
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Observe. Do we recognize the style of ruins? Are there obvious entrances? Any evidence that anyone has been here since antiquity?
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>>25853817
Observe ruins.
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>>25853840
>>25853847
>Ponkafag and Phlashbax decide to observe the ruins. From what they can see, there are six pillars surrounding their position in a circular formation. Upon closer inspection, the leftmost pillar appears to have an unrecognizable marking etched inside, but you cannot tell when it was created.
>Observe area outside pillars?
>Walk in a direction?
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>>25853895
Observe area outside.
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Phlashbax, can you copy the rune down in your notebook? And assuming that >>25853697 is accurate, could Tavifag or Bandagepony fly up and tell us what the ruins look like from above?
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>>25853895
>>25853914
Use notepad to copy down markings.
Could be usefull.
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>>25853914
Bandageguy here
Sounds like a plan to me
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>>25853903
>Tavifag trots to the area outside. It appears to be raining heavily, and he can make out what appears to be a mannequin of a mare not far from the ruins.
>>25853914
>>25853921
>As per Ponkafag's request, Phlashbax copies down the odd marking in his notebook. (Use the command "/notebook" to bring up copied notes.)
>Observe mannequin?
>Walk in a direction?
>Perhaps do both?
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>>25853945
Check out mannequin.
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>>25853945
>mannequin.
>its a trap.
Since I can't do much, /notepad.
Lets see these markings.
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>>25853977
If it is I'll just fly the fuck away.
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Obviously the mannequin is a trap. I'll fire a nerf dart at it to check. I can always levitate the ammo back.
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>>25854051
My hero
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>>25853961
>Tavifag inspects the mannequin. Since it doesn't pose any immediate threat, it can be used as a punching bag... If you feel like it.
>>25853977
/notepad
>Phlashbax reviews the notebook. Here, he realizes that the marking he jotted down looks more like a hexagon...
>>25854051
>Ponkafag engages the mannequin with a nerf dart. It takes the hit.
(Start combat tutorial?)
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>>25854062
Yes, tutorial.
Also retrieve dart and reload.
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>>25854062
Y
I buck the mannequin, just in case.
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !fQL3MCMy9o)
2015-12-23 00:17:57
Post No.25854181
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>>25854072
>>25854075
>>25854079
>The Training Mannequin draws near!This will improve with time, don't judge it quite yet.
This is the main battle screen. Turn order will be decided by order of posts.
The "100/100" symbol represents HP. As you take damage, this number will decrease. Use foods and other healing items to keep this number from reaching zero. If it reaches zero, you will lose consciousness and have to "roll" to recover.
Status effects will be displayed beside your name.
The symbols next to your HP meters indicate your race. The orange symbols represent Earth Ponies, the blue represent Pegasi, and the violet represent Unicorns. As of now, the Pegasi and Unicorns have no skills, but with more experience comes new powers.
Try attacking the mannequin with whatever seems manageable!
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>>25854181
NERF BARRAGE!
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>>25854181
>No weapons...
If in doubt go Bard.
Place miniature Christmas tree and sing Christmas carols to inspire others.
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>>25854181
I stab it with my pen
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>>25854181
I'll just go full on tackle
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>>25854208
I AM SO TOTALLY INSPIRED RIGHT NOW!Also, aren't you a unicorn? Why not go wizard? You've got a spellbook.
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>>25854228I could, but I'm seeing if this works
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>>25854246Go bard all the way.
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>>25854204
>Ponkafag attacks the Training Mannequin with some NERF Bullets! The Training Mannequin took 3 damage.
>>25854208
>Phlashbax used the miniature Christmas Tree and sang some carols in the rain!
Ponkafag's SPD rose by 3!
>>25854215
>Tavifag attacked the Training Mannequin with the Ballpoint Pen! It took 6 damage.
>>25854217
>Lux tackled the Training Mannequin! It took 5 damage.
The Training Mannequin did nothing.
...Oh, here's some more things to know.
ATK represents your offensive power. The higher it is, the more damage you'll give.
DEF represents your defensive ability. You higher this is, the less damage you'll take.
SPD represents how fast you attack, and how likely you are to dodge opponents' attacks. Since you all have the same SPD right now, attack pattern goes by post order.
And finally, FRS represents the power of Friendship. The higher this value is, the better you are in every aspect of battle.
When you're ready to move on, you can flee the battle, or defeat the enemy. The Training Mannequin has 20 HP and 0 EXP.
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>>25854284Okay, so 0XP means no real point in continuing, but good to know how combat works.
Nerf bullets will be more useful for trapfinding and experimentation than real damage, so if Phlashbax is going bard, I'll go rogue.
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>6 hp left
Might as well finish the job
I give it a few kicks
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>>25854284
How is FRS raised?
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>>25854284I'm a bit late to the party, is there still room for another AnonPone?
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>>25854317
I assume that on level up we get to put a point in any one ability score. FRS would be like splitting our point up evenly to all scores.
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>>25854328We seem to have an inactive player, so go for it. What are the first three non-electronics to your right?
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>>25854284
Just follow others, feeling euphoric.
>>25854308Like your thinking.
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>>25854348
>A pair of shoes.
>An empty messenger bag.
>The detachable footrests of a wheelchair. (They're metal, kinda look like bike pedals.)
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>>25854316
>Lux attacked the Training Mannequin with some Pegasus force! It took 6 damage.
The Training Mannequin was defeated! The entire party got 0 EXP.
>>25854317
FRS is raised on rare occasions, like being charitable towards AnonPones and doing nice things. However, the adverse can happen if you choose to destroy everything this side of Equestria.
>>25854328
Sure, see >>25853330
>>25854338
You're almost right. When it happens, you'll see.
What is our next move?
>Continue down the path?
>Explore?
>Go back to the Ruins?
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>>25854372
I try to take a leg from the mannequin to use as an improvised weapon.
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>>25854371
>>25854372
And for reference I'll namefag as this.
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>>25854372
I say we give the ruins another shot. Six pillars, and we have a hexagon mark on one. Could it be some sort of map or something?
Also, I strap my pillow to my back as improvised cloth armor, and encourage the other guy with a pillow to do the same.
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>>25854371
Another AnonPone joins the party!
>Shoe x2 added to Invetory.
>Empty messenger bag added to Inventory.
>Wheelchair footrest x2 added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>7 AnonPones are lurking around some rainy area.
>>25854385
>Tavifag takes one of the Training Mannequin's legs to use as an improvised weapon.
Tavifag's ATK rose by 1!
>>25854393
Welcome to the party, Lyrafag.
>>25854417
>Ponkafag returns to the Ruins. There, he dries off and straps the Pillow to his back.
Ponkafag's DEF rose by 4!
Lyrafag has brought a messenger bag into the Inventory!
I should remind you that your Inventory space is limited; 30 slots. You can use other forms of storage, like Lyrafag's messenger bag, to hold extra items that exceed the 30-slot maximum. For example, the messenger bag can hold 5 items of your choosing, and it will show up as a sub-menu should you use the command "/inv".
Also, there are some distictive statistics that certain races have. For example, Earth Ponies' dominant skill is ATK, Pegasi have SPD, and Unicorns have DEF. As a start, each seperate race has 1 point towards their skill.
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>>25854417
Hexagon...could be a pictogram for 6.
I say ruins too.
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>>25854466
I'll follow Ponka to the ruins
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>>25854466
What is baseline, without racial bonuses?
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>>25854393
Whoops, forgot to mention that Lyrafag is an Earth Pony... For now.
>>25854467
>>25854488
>AnonPone1 and Tavifag follow PonkaFag to the Ruins.
Here's a complimentry stat sheet. To display statistics, say "/stats".
Legend: HP/ATK/DEF/SPD/FRS
AP1-100/11/10/10/1
PHL-100/10/11/10/1
PKF-100/10/15/10/1
LUX-100/10/10/11/1
AP5-100/11/10/10/1
TVF-100/10/10/11/1
LRF-100/11/10/10/1
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Also, are there any other conspicuous occurrences of the number six in the ruins besides the pillars and hexagon rune?
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>>25854467on phone so no trip, it crashes my phone when posting
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>>25854512
I'll put my shoes on, being an earthpony they might add some more bite when I buck something. I'll follow >>25854527
And search for more six related occurrences.
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>>25854512
I hover above the ruins and look down.
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>>25854512
I'm gonna stay near the ruins and fly around a bit trying to find something usefull
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>>25854512
Shouldn't Tavifag have an ATK of 11 with the +1 Mannequin leg of bashing?
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Look around, got to be a dungeon entrance somewhere
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If we don't find anything in these ruins -- and I hope we can with so many people searching -- then I propose poking the hexagon rune. Maybe it is a button linked to the pillars or something.
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Are we dead?
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>>25854510
The baseline is 100/10/10/10/1.
>>25854527
>Ponkafag inspects the ruins once more, but finds nothing noteworthy.
>>25854559
>Lyrafag equips both of the Shoes, then follows Ponkafag into the Ruins.
Lyrafag's ATK increased by 6!
>>25854573
>Tavifag hovers above the Ruins to find that there is a massive burning structure to the party's right. It's barely visible from ground level.
>>25854577
>Lux is seeing from Tavifag's point of view.
>>25854582
He should. It's fixed now.
>>25854620
>Phlashbax catches sight of the burning building.
>>25854675
>Ponkafag pokes the hexagon-symbol with his hoof. A wooden crate harmlessly drops to the center of the Ruins.
This is my trip for mobile. It takes me a good while to write posts like this.
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>>25854829
I investigate the burning structure without getting too close. I also bring it to the whole party's attention
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>>25854829
I head over to the box and inspect it from a few feet away. Is it booby trapped?
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Standard trap detection. I shoot a nerf dart at the crate. If it's safe, then Lyrafag, you've got the highest ATK, do you want to try and buck the crate open?
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>>25854858
I'll smash it to pieces! Hopefully the contents aren't too fragile... Though they did just fall from the ceiling.
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>>25854829
Spell check - use fire extinguisher spell to put out fire.
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And now... we wait.
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>>25854988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkdmOVejUlI
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>>25854846
>Tavifag flies closer towards the burning structure, but it's a lot farther away than he thought it was. With this knowledge, he and Lux fly back to the Ruins and alert the other equines about the burning structure.
>>25854848
>Lux inspects the wooden crate for booby traps. He finds none...
>>25854858
>Ponka fired a nerf dart at the crate. Nothing happened...
>>25854873
>Lyrafag attacks the Wooden crate with his shoes! Inside, he found some Jelly Beans!
Jelly Bean x 30 added to Inventory.
>>25854878
>Phlashbax looks for the nearest fire extinguisher, but is dismayed to not find such an object.
>>25854988
>>25855013
Sorry about the long wait.
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>>25855081
It's okay <3
I think we should all go check out the fire, since I think we've exhausted these ruins.
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Awesome!
Let's see what else we can get out of this thing!
Collect dart, enthusiastically jam hex button again.
>>25855106
Oh, right, the fire. Maybe later then. We've got people to save.
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>>25855127
Right, let's head to the fire! We don't exactly have a way to put it out, unless we can expose it to the rain somehow. Let's investigate the burning structure and see what we've got to work with.
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>>25855081
I fly a bit ahead of the party to look for enemies, traps and other possible threats
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>>25855165
I'll fly with you, for pegasi solidarity
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Start blowing flames out.
>Its-something.jpg
Ok its 2am gmt. Got to call it a night.
happy adventures, and 10/10 to OP.
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>>25855106
>>25855127
>>25855160
>Tavifag, Ponkafag and Lyrafag leave the Ruins in unison to approach the flaming structure.
>>25855165
>>25855173
>Lux and Tavifag flew ahead of the pack to scout for dangers ahead, and found what appeared to be some sort of oddly-shaped vehicle blocking the path ahead. As they flew closer, it exposed a cannon and shot something high into the air, then moved back towards the flaming building.
>>25855185
>Phlashbax loses his head and blows flames out, then curls up and begins to sleep in the Ruins.
Ponkafag's armor is drenched, causing him to lose 1 DEF.
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Do either of the unicorns want to take a closer look at those beans we found to see if they have any sort of magical properties?
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>>25855196
Can I fly higher and try to see what it shot? Or is it moving to fast?
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>>25855220
After we're out of danger, sure.
>>25855196
What did it fire?
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>>25855196
Is the cannon firing at us, or the flaming building?
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>>25855196
I follow the vehicle to find out where exactly it's heading.
I try my best to stay hidden and not get shot
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>>25855229
You know what? Screw it. He who hesitates is lost, and this thing is leveling a building.
I try to run around the vehicle in a wide arc to get behind it, and I shoot a dart at the tank's projectile as I do so (in case it is something that explodes on contact).
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How much different is it from Tower? I see stats and races here.
Maybe will join in few h.
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>>25855287Only as different as it needs to be to scrape by the rules against RP.
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Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !fQL3MCMy9o)
2015-12-23 02:14:22
Post No.25855338
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>>25855220
>Tavifag tries to follow the projectile up, but only sees a brown ball heading back down towards the wandering group of AnonPones...
>>25855229
>>25855260
>From the party's point of view, the vehicle appeared to fire a projectile directly up into the air, breaking through the clouds.
>>25855269
>Lux keeps following the disappearing vehicle...
>>25855271
>In a change of heart, Ponkafag attempts to block the vehicle's path, but it's too far away by the time the projectile floated back down...
Suddenly, a figure with a brown parachute falls from the sky and in front of the party!
>You encountered a Paratrooper Skeleton!
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>>25855338
I smack the spooky skeltal with my mannequin leg.
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>>25855338I'm currently following the vehicle, can I even take part in the fight?
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>>25855338
I can't buck it if it's in the air, but maybe it's low enough for me to throw something at it. I take one of the footrests from the inventory and throw it upwards at the skeleton. Make sure to grab it again if I see where it lands.
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>>25855371
>Tavifag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with his Mannequin Leg!
...Just missed!
>>25855374
Sure.
>>25855379
>Lyrafag attacks the Paratrooper Skeleton with one of the wheelchair footrests from the Inventory! It took 4 damage.
The Paratrooper Skeleton is floating to the ground!
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>>25855408
New plan: I attempt to tear its parachute apart, possibly using my pen.
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>>25855408
Guess I have to abandon the vehicle for now.
I attack the parachute to get the skeleton to fall
Don't kill it though, it might know something
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>>25855408
>>25855426
If Tavi's plan works I'll meet the skeleton with a kick when it touches down. Elsewise I'll repeat my previous action with the other foot rest.
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>>25855338
Attack with my weapon, what else?
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>>25855438
Can a skeleton even speak without, you know, voval chords?
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>>25855453
Also, I aim for where it has already been hit, if I can. I don't even know how good a shot I am.
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>>25855426
>Tavifag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton's parachute with the Ballpoint Pen! He landed a perfect hit, poking a hole into the parachute!
>>25855438
>Lux flew directly into the Paratrooper Skeleton, since its parachute was already destroyed! It took 4 damage.
>>25855450
>Lyrafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton! It took 4 damage.
>>25855453
>>25855469
>Ponkafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Nerf darts! It took 3 damage.
The Paratrooper Skeleton took 2 damage from falling.
The Paratrooper Skeleton attacked AnonPone5 with a bony punch! He took 5 damage.
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>>25855486
I'll swoop down and attempt to dive bomb the skeleton.
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>>25855486
I'm going to run in and buck it in the pelvis.
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>>25855486
Now that he's on the ground, I'll try to mix it up with a vicious chopstick attack.
Hooray, I've gotten to use all three of my items!He's attacking AnonPone5, huh? Trying to kill off the inactive characters?
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>>25855486
We don't know it's health
Let me check the enemy stats
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>>25855486
Once all is said and done maybe we should grab it's parachute. It may have a hole in it, but it could still be useful.
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>>25855542
Seconded! Cheers for efficient resource management!
But for the time being, I'm still going with my chopstick attack. They were from spicy Mongolian BBQ too, so they should be even more effective.
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>>25855591
+1 Burn damage?
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>>25855508
>Tavifag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with a dive-bomb maneuver! It took 4 damage.
>>25855523
>Lyrafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with a buck to the pelvis! It took 5 damage.
>>25855529
>Ponkafag attacked the Paratrooper Skeleton with the Chopsticks! It took 4 damage, then cracked into multiple pieces.
Ponkafag's ATK rose by 1!
>>25855541
>Lux used the Hardcover Book to read up on the enemy!
Paratrooper Skeleton: HP 35 / ATK 35 / DEF 20 / SPD 7.
>>25855542
>Lyrafag salvaged the Torn Parachute from the Paratrooper Skeleton!
Torn Parachute added to Inventory.
You won!
The entire party gained +21 EXP.
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>>25855616
Are its legs still intact? If so I replace my Mannequin Leg of Bashing with a Skeletal Leg of Spooking.
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>>25855616
Awesome! Is that each participating member, or does it need to be divided up? And how do we spend XP? Or do we have to wait for a number that will make us level up?
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>>25855616
Alright, go team!
Is the skull still intact? If so let's grab that too.
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>>25855653
As a small addition, how's about we check out our /inv?
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>>25855636
>Tavifag attemped to salvage a bone from the destoryed Paratrooper Skeleton, but failed. Everything was destroyed.
>>25855641
That's for each member.
>>25855653
>Lyrafag attempted to salvage the Paratrooper Skeleton's skull, but it was unfortunately crushed at the end of battle.
>Give chase to the vehicle?
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>>25855671
The vehicle is probably allready out of sight so let's just head to the flaming building
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>>25855671
Also I'll gather a few bone fragments for later use.
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Hello again Lawmen how's it been?
Also 1. 10mm Pistol 2. Soda can 3. Bag of Chips
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>>25855671
Y
>>25855693
Pistol? And here I thought I was lucky to have a damn Nerf gun nearby.
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>>25855670
/inv
Bottle of Soda
Clock
Balisong
Shisha pen
Notebook
Miniature Christmas Tree
R/Y Throw Pillow
Chopsticks (E)
Modified NERF Maverick
Bandage
Pink Textmarker
Empty Can
Hardcover book
Pillow
Mineral Water Bottle
Laser pointer
Ballpoint Pen
Empty Glass
Mannequin Leg (E)
Shoe x2 (E)
Empty Messenger Bag (0/5)
Wheelchair footrest x2
Jelly Bean x30
Torn Parachute
Bone Fragment x3
10mm Pistol
Soda can
Bag of Potato Chips
28/30
>>25855689
>Lux leads the party towards the flaming building.
>>25855691
>Lux compensates and gathers some Bone Fragments for later use.
Bone Fragment x3 added to Inventory.
>>25855693
Springtrap (AnonPone8) joins the party!
>10mm Pistol added to Inventory.
>Soda can added to Inventory.
>Bag of Potato Chips added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
>8 AnonPones wandering towards a flaming building.
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>>25855693
Nice, how many rounds?
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>>25855734
I'll fly ahead above the building and see if I can see anyone inside.
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>>25855734
I approach the building and examine it up close. How big is it? How large is the fire? Is any part of the building not burning?
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>>25855734
Proceed to Load Pistol and head off to Burning Building.
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>>25855767
I help Lyrafag find a save entrance
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>>25855767
This sounds like a good idea, I help.
>>25855768
Sig sauer?
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This is a friendly reminder that the maximum number of people in a party is 8.
>>25855760
>Tavifag flies above the building and tries to check for people inside. There's too much smoke to see clearly inside, and definitely enough to pose a health threat.
>>25855767
>After closer examination, Lyrafag finds the bilding is some sort of skyscraper with contorted sides and odd construction. It appears to be 26 stories tall...
>>25855768
>Springtrap loads the 10mm Pistol, then joins the party.
>>25855782
>Lux tries to find an entrance to the building, but it appears to not be on the side he's looking at.
There appear to be two barrel-like objects moving around outside, as well as the vehicle from earlier firing reddish cannonballs at the building.
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Is there room for one more?
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>>25855796
Shoot one of the Barrels
>>25855768
Yep
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>>25855796
Okay, we clearly don't have all the information here, but we have to do something. Entering the building appears to be too dangerous, so I say we focus on stopping that tank.
Who's with me?
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>>25855803
Maybe your wandering spirit can posess one of the nameless, soulless meatbags we've been dragging with us?
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>>25855850
Sure,I'll take anonpone 1.
What have those two been doing?
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>>25855847
I'll back you up.
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>>25855796
Observe vehicle, what does it look like?
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>>25855868
Not a clue friend. Welcome to the party.
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>>25855850
Agreed, we have two inactive players. If new anon wants in, I say we boot out one of the dead weights. I'd even be willing to lose their items to gain a more active party.
>>25855871
Awesome! Backup!
We charge the tank, zigzagging in case if fires more projectiles at us!
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>>25855868
Jack shit basically.
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>>25855880
>>25855871
count me in too
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>>25855868
>>25855803
This is my name for reference
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>>25855847
>>25855871
>>25855892
Sure why not
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Ponkafag, Lyrafag, Tavifag, and now Glimmerfag.
We're all fags here.
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>>25855912
:^)
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>>25855921
>>25855912
Lux, join us.
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>>25855898
I'm guessing I have to post the items to the right of me.
>A relatively full mini-stapler.
>A ruler
>A bag of Doritos.
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>>25855912
You know it!
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>>25855935
k...
So what's gonna happen now?
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2015-12-23 03:09:11
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>>25855803
>>25855868
>>25855898
>A wandering soul inhibits the body of AnonPone1, now dubbed "Glimmerfag."
>>25855831
>Springtrap opens fire on one of the barrels! It comes rushing over!
>>25855847
>>25855871
>>25855874
>>25855880
>>25855892
>Tavifag, Ponkafag, Lyrafag and Lux begin poking around the tank. In a state of confusion, the vehicle joins the Barrelbot in battle!
>>25855937
>Glimmerfag adds to the Inventory!
>Mini-Stapler added to the Inventory.
>Ruler added to the Inventory.
>Bag of Doritos added to the Messenger Bag.
The Crudely Armored Car and its cohort block the way!
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>>25855953
OH FUG! Keep shooting the barrel.
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>>25855953
If the car is crudely armored,then there has to be weak points right?
We have to search for em.
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>>25855953
I'll fly up and dive bomb the cannon on the car.
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>>25855953
Look up enemy stats
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>>25855953
I'll focus on the car! My spicy Mongolian chopsticks probably have more armor-piercing power than the Nerf darts.
I leap on top of it and attempt to pry of the armor with vicious chopstick attacks.
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>>25855953
I'll circle around and kick the car's rear end.
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The Barrelbot took 5 damage from the previous shot!
The Barrelbot attacked PhlashBax with a shoulder-cannon bullet! He took 9 damage.
The Crudely Armored Car revved its engine!
>>25855989
>Tavifag dive-bombed the Crudely Armored Car's cannon! It took 3 damage.
>>25855990
>Luxem used the Hard Textbook!
Crudely Armored Car: HP 50 / ATK 53 / DEF 56 / SPD 29.
>>25855978
>Glimmerfag finds a weak point on the Crudely Armored Car's cannon!
>>25855993
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Chopsticks! It took 2 damage.
>>25856006
>Lyrafag bucked the back of the Crudely Armored Car! It took 3 damage.
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>>25855973
>Springtrap fired the 10mm Pistol at the Barrelbot! It took 5 damage.
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>>25856041
Everyone attack the weak point!
I dual wield both chopsticks at once and charge!
LEROY JENKINS!
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>>25856041
Keep Filling the Berral with Bullets.
Also battle Theme http://youtu.be/qlH15l0m7eI
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>>25856041
I beat the weak point with my Mannequin leg.
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>>25856041
I will shove the ruler into the Crudely Armored Car's cannon,hitting the weak point.
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>>25856052
This was me.
If you couldn't tell.
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>>25856041
I'll punch its weak point for massive damage!
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>>25856041
look up Barrelbot's stats
find out barrelbot's weakspot
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>>25856087
Already found it.
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>>25856096
No you found the car's weakness
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>>25856096
We found the armored car's stats, we still need to know the barrelbot's stats, so Springfag knows where to shoot it.
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The Crudely Armored Car fired a cannonball at AnonPone5! He took 9 damage.
The BarrelBot is staring this way!
>>25856055
>Tavifag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Mannequin Leg! It took 3 damage.
>>25856087
>Lux uses the Hardcover Textbook!
BarrelBot: HP 46 / ATK 57 / DEF 27 / SPD 58. No apparent weak point.
>>25856052
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Dual Chopsticks!
{CRITICAL!} It took 5 damage!
>>25856054
>Springtrap fired another bullet at the BarrelBot!
{CRITICAL!} It took 10 damage!
>>25856058
>Glimmerfag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with the Ruler! It took 2 damage.
>>25856078
>Lyrafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with brute force! It took 3 damage.
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>>25856116
I continue the beatings.
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>>25856116
Aim For the Core of the Barrel and Fire!
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>>25856134
Likewise. Hit it til' it's dead!
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>>25856106
>>25856110
I read that wrong,sorry.
>>25856116
Give the mindless zombie which is anonpone5 a Doritos chip
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>>25856116
BOTH CHOPSTICKS IN ONE HAND, NERF GUN IN THE OTHER! ALL OUT BLITZ!
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The Crudely Armored Car vented its exhaust! PhlashBax cooughed up a storm, and was awakened from his sleep!
The BarrelBot kicked Tavifag in the joints! He took 7 damage.
>>25856134
>Tavifag attacked the Crudely Armored Car with the Mannequin Leg! It took 3 damage.
>>25856143
>Springtrap fired another bullet from the 10mm Pistol at the Batrrelbot! It took 5 damage.
>>25856152
>Lyrafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with brute force! It took 3 damage.
>>25856154
>Glimmerfag gave one Dorito Chip to AnonPone5! He recovered 1 HP.
>>25856192
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Car with everything in his arsenal!
{CRITICAL!} It took 7 damage!
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>>25856205
The Damn Barrel Won't Die! Fire Away!
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>>25856205
The beating must continue! Again, my friends!
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>>25856205
I fly into the air away from the car and dive bomb the barrel bot.
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>>25856205
19 hp left on the tank boys. Let's go all out!
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>>25856232
All out?
Guess I'll give the canon a good one with the backhooves
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The Crudely Armored Car fired a cannonball at Ponkafag! He took 7 damage.
The Barrelbot attacked Springtrap! He took 9 damage.
>>25856229
>Tavifag attacked the BarrelBot with a diving maneuver! It took 3 damage.
>>25856214
>Springtrap attacked the BarrelBot with the 10mm Pistol! It took 5 damage.
>>25856222
>Ponkafag attacked the Crudely Armored Tank's cannon with everything in his arsenal!
{CRITICAL!} It took 10 damage!
>>25856232
>Lyrafag attacked the Crudely Armored Cannon's weak point with brute force! It took 3 damage.
>>25856257
>Lux attacked the Crudely Armored Car's cannon with brute force!
{CRITICAL!} It took 6 damage!
The Crudely Armored Car was totally scrapped!
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>>25856273
I smack the barrelbitch with my fake leg.
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>>25856273
Pistol Whip the Barrel.
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>>25856273
Woo! The armored car is dead! New armor for everyone! Focus on the barrelbot now! BANZAI!
>>25856262
We're doing pretty good considering we have completely random inventories, aren't we?
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>>25856273
6 damage critical ?
guess I'll just keep playing supportive
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>>25856304
Completely random? This is my end-of-the-world arsenal.
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>>25856273
Ponkafag and Springfag!
Take a couple of chips from my bag to restore health!
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>>25856307Shred your metal can and jam the pointy bits into the end of your club. I guarantee higher damage.
>>25856321Really? Then you are the BEST POSSIBLE KIND OF MADMAN! Carry on!
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The BarrelBot attacked AnonPone5 with a kick to the joints! He took 6 damage.
>>25856292
>Tavifag attacked the BarrelBot with the Mannequin Leg! It took 3 damage.
>>25856307
Keep in mind you're only level 1.
>>25856301
>Springtrap attacks the BarrelBot with a pistol whip! It took 4 damage.
>>25856304
>Ponkafag attacked the BarrelBot with a berserker attack!
{CRITICAL!} It took 7 damage!
The BarrelBot was destroyed!
You won!
The entire party gained 70 EXP.
AnonPone1, PhlashBax, Ponkafag, Lux, AnonPone5, Tavifag, Lyrafag, and Springtrap have reached level 2!
Each dominant skill has increased by 3 points!
Each non-dominant skill has increased by 1 point!
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>>25856273
Kicking things in to submission doesn't seem all that effective... But it's the best I got right now.
Also.
>>25856262
>>25856222
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>>25856351
I attempt to fashion some crude armor from the pile of scrap that used to be a car.
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>>25856351
Bretty Gud Stuff m8. Follow the Gang Around
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>>25856355
Balls I'm slow today.
>>25856357
Are there any jagged pieces of metal I could use as a shiv?
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>>25856351
Look around the surrounding area.
Check out the scrap metal to see if I can crudely upgrade my ruler.
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>>25856370
Probably, If not we've got some bone shards you could try.
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>>25856357
>Tavifag creates "Rusty Armor" and adorns it.
Tavifag's DEF rose by 6!
Tavifag's SPD fell by 2!
>>25856380
>Glimmerfag upgrades his Ruler!
Glimmerfag's ATK rose by 1!
>Observe?
>Continue down the path?
>Fight remaining BarrelBot?
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>>25856351
I'll take the barrel of the car's cannon and us it as a club
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Time for MacGuyvering! Armor and weapons! What can we make? Any bits too small for anything else can be flechelette bullets for the Nerf gun. I've got plenty of sabots, don't worry.
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>>25856392
I need that EXP Man shoot the remaining Barrel.
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>>25856392
I'll try to make a shortsword or dagger from the scrap if I can. Does anyone want this set of armor? I don't want it weighing me down.
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>>25856403
Can we use my Mini-Stapler in anyway,shape,or form?
>>25856413
We can use the mindless zombie to hold our dead weight.
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>>25856413
I'll have it m8
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>>25856413
I'm fine with my ridiculous pillow armor for now, but thanks. I want to focus on upping my attack. Will my shrapnel idea work for the Nerf gun? If not, I can just reinforce the chopsticks.
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>>25856428
>>25856392
I gift the rusty armor to Springfag.
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>>25856392
I'm gonna equip the footrests, I can use them like tonfa or something.
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2015-12-23 04:00:15
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>>25856402
>Lux steals the BarrelBot's barrel and uses it as a weapon!
Lux's ATK rose by 2!
>>25856405
>Springtrap fires the 10mm Pistol at the remaining BarrelBot! It comes charging forward...
>>25856428
>>25856445
>Tavifag trades armor with Springtrap!
>>25856453
>Lyrafag equips the Footrests!
Lyrafag's ATK rose by 3!
A BarrelBot suddenly attacks!
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>>25856425
Could we use the stapled to upgrade my armor to studded armor?
Also, who has the laserpointer? Give that to Springfag, it can be a lasersight for his gun.
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>>25856477
Shoot 3 Rounds at the Barrel
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>>25856477
I toss my laser pointer to Springfag, then perform my signature divebomb attack.
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>>25856477
Shit, we weren't done re-equipping yet.
Right lads, you know the drill!
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>>25856477
Let's see what my new weapon can do
Normal attack
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>>25856481
If that helps you yes.
>>25856477
Charge at the Barrel bot.
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>>25856477
I melee combo the bot.
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2015-12-23 04:08:49
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The BarrelBot took 5 damage from Springtrap's first attack!
The BarrelBot attacked Glimmerfag's joints! He took 8 damage!
Glimmerfag's joints became numb!
>>25856506
>Tavifag attacked the BarrelBot with the dive-bomb maneuver! It took 3 damage.
>>25856508
>Lux swung at the BarrelBot with its comrade's barrel! It took 3 damage.
>>25856498
>Springtrap fired the 10mm Pistol at the BarrelBot! It took 5 damage.
>>25856517
>Glimmerfag can't move!
>>25856519
>Lyrafag attacked the BarrelBot with brute force!
{CRITICAL!} It took 10 damage!
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>>25856587
Oh shit!
What did that thing hit me with?
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>>25856587
Try to Move GlimmerFag away from Danger.
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>>25856587
What? Where was my attack?
Did you not see Pinkie with the gun?
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>>25856609
Whatever. I position myself between Glimmerfag and the bot, and lay down suppression fire to cover Springfag's rescue attempt.
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>>25856587
>>25856607
I'll move him, hopefully I can fly him away. You focus on doing damage
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>>25856587
I'll attack again and cover Glimmer and Spring as they fall back.
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>>25856587
I try an aerial attack
I need to use the momentum to make more damage
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The BarrelBot attacked Lux's joints! He took 7 damage.
>>25856628
>Tavifag moved Glimmerfag out of harm's way.
>>25856652
>Lux used an aerial attackon the BarrelBot! It took 3 damage.
>>25856609
>>25856623
>Ponkafag attacked twice with the Nerf gun!
{CRITICAL! x2} It took 8 damage!
>>25856632
>Lyrafag attacked the BarrelBot with brute force! It took 5 damage.
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welp, this has my interest
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>>25856670
Fire 2 Rounds at The Bot
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>>25856670
I run around back of the barrelbot and chopstick it in the back! Let's see how well it can fight in two directions at once. Flanking bonus, son!
>>25856681
Then get in here, fucker! We still have one inactive player and we're in battle!
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>>25856670
Go at it again! Swing both my tonfa at its side.
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>>25856681
You are free to join in,we have one free space.
>>25856628
Thank you Tavi.
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>>25856700
okay
>three things beside me
>sledgehammer
>metal trash can
>what used to be a old wooden door
(yeah, basically was breaking that door down)
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>>25856738
Punch four holes in that trashcan for armor, pick up that sledgehammer, and bash that barrelbot in it's face.
Welcome aboard!
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>>25856670
As soon as Glimmer is safe I fly back at the barrelbot at smack it with my leg
>>25856706
NP <3
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The BarrelBot is staring this way!
>>25856685
>Springtrap fires once more at the BarrelBot! It took 5 damage.
>>25856700
>Ponkafag attacked the BarrelBot with the Chopsticks! It took 3 damage.
>>25856703
>Lyrafag attacked the BarrelBot with the Wheelchair footrest tonfa! It took 5 damage, then broke into multiple pieces.
>>25856738
The wandering spirit of Memefag inhibits the body of AnonPone5!
>Sledgehammer added to Inventory.
>Metal Trash Can added to Inventory.
>Almost a Wooden Door added to Inventory.
You won! The entire party gained 30 EXP.
We're running out of space in the Messenger Bag...
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>>25856752
Just what i was thinking!
>als using the lid as a sheild
>cast POCKET WOODCHIPS
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>>25856765
>almost a wooden door
I already smashed it to peices
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>>25856765
Let's throw away some of our useless shit.
Also, what happens when thread is kill?
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>>25856765
Attempt to Upgrade Pistol
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>>25856765
Easy solution to storage problem. A lot of what we have is garbage. Combine all the metal cans and stuff into scalemail.
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>>25856765
Break time people! We need to do some house keeping. Open the /inv and let's decide what to do.
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>>25856765
Have I regained my ability to move again?
Or do I need to be carried?
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>>25856793
I cure Glimmerfag with one of our magic jelly beans.
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>>25856793
You have regained your ability to move again.
>>25856791
>PonkaFag gave one Jelly Bean to Glimmerfag. He regained 1 HP.
PonkaFag began to feel feverish...
>>25856791
/inv
Bottle of Soda
Clock
Balisong
Shisha pen
Notebook
Miniature Christmas Tree
R/Y Throw Pillow
Chopsticks (E)
Modified NERF Maverick
Bandage
Pink Textmarker
Empty Can
Hardcover book
Pillow
Mineral Water Bottle
Laser pointer
Ballpoint Pen
Empty Glass
Mannequin Leg (E)
Shoe x2 (E)
Empty Messenger Bag (4/5)
-Dorito x19
-Sledgehammer
-Metal Trash Can
-Almost a Wooden Door
Wheelchair footrest x2
Jelly Bean x30
Torn Parachute
Bone Fragment x3
10mm Pistol
Soda can
Bag of Potato Chips
Ruler
Mini-Stapler
30/30
>>25856789
I make a new one.
>>25856790
How would you do that?
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>>25856765
Let's toss the empty bottles and glasses. The bone fragments too I think.
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>>25856700
Memefag, can you upgrade my Nerf gun with these sick dubs I rolled earlier? I just figured because of your name and all...
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>>25856820
Attach Laser Pointer to Gun
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>>25856820
k gud
Is anyone using the balisong? If not I'll ditch the leg and take it.
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>>25856820
Are the bone fragments sharp?
If so,combine one of em to my ruler.
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>>25856823
Seconded. They'd make crappy armor anyway.
>>25856820
>feverish
Oh god, I'm coming down from my battle high! Is anyone a doctor?
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>>25856823
We also have two pens so ditch one of them and the pink marker.
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>>25856830
Use ruler as shoulder stock?
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>>25856866
The ballpoint and shisha? Because a shisha pen is not for writing
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>>25856836
>Springtrap attached the Laser Pointer to his 10mm Pistol.
Springtrap's SPD fell by 1.
>>25856839
>Tavifag dropped the Mannequin Leg, and equipped the Balisong!
Tavifag's ATK rose by 5.
>>25856845
How are you going to adhere the bone fragments onto the Ruler?
>>25856823
>>25856866
>>25856851
Done.
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>>25856873
I don't want to deprive Glimmerfag of his Ruler Of Doom. Sure you can't infuse it with the power of those dubs I rolled?
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>>25856883
My bad tgen. What exactly is it?
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>>25856889
With the bandage
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>>25856903
It's an e-cig I believe
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>>25856889
Upgrade Pistol with Random Crap we have.
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>realizing something
>eqip sledgehammer, make a few holes in trash can to use as leg holes, eqip trash can
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>>25856902
Maybe use the smashed bits of door to fashion a stock?
>>
When we're ready, someone can give the command to advance forward towards the burning building.
>>25856908
>Glimmerfag adhered the Bone Fragments onto the Ruler via the Bandage.
Glimmerfag's ATK rose by 2!
>>25856917
I don't think that's going to work very well...
>>25856919
>Memefag equips his equipment.
Memefag's ATK rose by 7!
Memefag's DEF rose by 3!
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>>25856917
>>25856920
Yeah, I'll do this, since APPARENTLY I can't infuse my gun with the power of internet memes.
Stupid laws of physics.
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>>25856928
I'm ready when everyone else is.
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>>25856928
Tear off the covers of the book and use them as a makeshift cover for the front and back.
Tie it off via the parachute.
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>>25856928
Welp, Wait for The Group to do something.
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>>25856953
If you can't tell I mean body wise,front and back.
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>>25856947
Ready as well.
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>>25856928
just to make sure, also using the lid as a sheild
other then that, ready
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Almost ready. Can I upgrade my bullets from conventional nerf (above) to nerf sabots filled with shredded metal scrap (below)?
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>>25856953
>>25856965
>Glimmerfag uses the Hardcover Textbook and contorts it with the assistace of the Torn Parachute to make some armor.
Glimmerfag's DEF rose by 4!
>>25856981
Memefag's DEF rose by 2!
>>25856998
Sure.
>>25856947
>>25856967
>>25856981
>>25856960
>The group is ready to advance.
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>>25857008
Ready to get burned alive!
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>>25857008
Huzzah! My bullets have leveled up.
Into the inferno.
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>>25857008
Onwards! Have that bottle of water at the ready in case anyone gets caught on fire.
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>>25857008
more ready then freddy
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>>25857008
Ready yo
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>>25857020
>>25857027
>>25857042
>>25857048
>>25857054
>The group proceeds forwards.
>Just as Glimmerfag makes it to the doors of the burning building, it begins to collapse! The reinforced concrete under the party manages to stay solid, but the entire building immediately sank into the ground. All that's left is an extremely unsafe path leading to a concrete square in the middle.
Ponkafag's fever went away!
Ponkafag learned Levitation α!
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>>25857157
After shitting my self from fear I hover over to the concrete square and gently land on it.
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>>25857157
Uhhhh....Guard?
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>>25857157
Unsafe pass, huh? Normally this would be a problem, but I just took a level in Earthbound!
Who wants to be the first to get floated over the rubble with an untested magical spell?!
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>>25857157
OH SHIT!
>>25857193
I volunteer as tribute!
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>>25857157
Make a break for the center!
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>>25857179
>Tavifag gently landed on the concrete square. Everything seems okay...
>>25857180
>Springtrap is guarding.
I mean, the path is safe enough to cross...
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>>25857193
Fuck your magic I got wings
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>>25857208
I remember YOU!
>Right sideif it's not too much trouble anyway
Pillow, TP roll, blanket,and I wanna be a unicorn for past and present obvious reasons.
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>>25857208
Welp Time to Walk down the Path.
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>>25857208
What's around the square? Is it a big pit or something?
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>>25857222
Follows you
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>>25857204
A TRIBUTE HAS VOLUNTEERED!
Levitation alpha-symbol! I choose you and chuck Glimmerfag to the concrete in the center.
Then, without checking if it worked, I immediately do the same with myself. Self restraint is for quitters.
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>>25857208
Safe enough to cross, you say? I have no way of knowing if that is true. Double pony catapult. Glimmerfag and me are flying.
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>>25857244
>not remebering fall damage might be a thing
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2015-12-23 05:05:28
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>>25857206
>>25857204
>>25857193
>>25857216
>>25857222 (him especially)
>>25857228
>>25857231
>>25857244
>Everyone eventually makes it to the center platform.
>>25857216
Er... Do we want to find a body for Sombrfag to inhibit?
>>25857226
Yes.
>After some time of standing, the path backwards collapses. A mechanical being flew from where the tower fell, and delicately landed on one corner.
Mecha-Discord draws near!
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>>25857253
JESUS FUCK SHOOT IT
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>>25857253
Guard
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>>25857253
Well shit.
I stab him in the eye.
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>>25857253
Does it do the same shit actual Discord does?
Anyways,charge at it.
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>>25857253
Mecha-Discord! I shoot him with my new shrapnel bullets!
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>>25857253
kill the cross cunt
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>>25857253
I'll use the book to check its stats
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>>25857253I can wait, as long as these newbies don't pic related too badly and get themselves #rekt first thread.Unless you'd rather I possess the remains of this enemy after the fight, I wouldn't mind that too badly either.
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>>25857318
what holy shit? S'normal crap.
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Mecha-Discord performs an inexplicable attack upon Memefag!... But it just missed!
>>25857269
>Tavifag unleashed the Balisong, and attacked Mecha-Discord with it!
{CRITICAL!} The robot took 8 damage!
>>25857265
>Springtrap opened fire on Mecha-Discord! The robot took 5 damage.
>>25857266
>Memefag is guarding.
>>25857275
>Glimmerfag attacked Mecha-Discord with the Ruler! It took 4 damage.
>>25857276
>Ponkafag attacked Mecha-Discord with a shrapnel Nerf bullet! It took 3 damage.
>>25857297
>Lyrafag used the Hardcover Book to check its stats.
Mecha-Discord: HP ??? / ATK 64 / DEF 32 / SPD 99. "First boss."
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>>25857324
I fly around behind him and stab him between the wings.
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>>25857324
HAMMA TIME
>attack with sledge hammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3z_RkeImLI
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>>25857324
Aim for the Head and Shoot.
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>>25857324
>First boss
Well then.
Check around for any weak spots.
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>>25857324
Wow its speed is really high...
We still have a bottle of water right? Electronics and water don't mix well. Splash him!
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>>25857324
Bullets again. They have served me well in the past.
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>>25857353
Great idea.
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>>25857318Nice to see you too Springy. Want me to yell at Fruity next time I see him?
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Mecha-Discord charged into Springtrap full-forcedly! He took 11 damage.
>>25857339
>Tavifag attacked Mecha-Discord between the wings!
{CRITICAL!} It took 9 damage!
>>25857345
>Memefag attacked Mecha-Discord with the sledgehammer! It took 5 damage.
>>25857350
>Glimmerfag points out a weak spot between Mecha-Discord's wings.
>>25857353
>>25857371
>Lyrafag empties half of the Mineral Water bottle onto Mecha-Discord! It took 16 damage.
>>25857359
>Ponkafag attacked Mecha-Discord with another round of NERF bullets! It took 3 damage.
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>>25857404
>perform sheild bash and hope for a stun
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>>25857404
I continue stabbing his weak spot
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>>25857404
Whoever does the next physical attack, I accelerate them to EXTREME SPEED with levitation for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
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>>25857404
also, have some good theme music for this boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDfY8Gu0BWw
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>>25857404
Go for the wings,with the help of Ponka
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>>25857404
Keep Firing I guess
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>>25857404
Excellent results! But let's be frugal with the water supply for now. I attack discord with my tonfa.
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Mecha-Discord used an electrical attack on Lux! He took 10 damage!
Lux's body became numb!
>>25857418
>Tavifag attacked Mecha-Discord with another flying Balisong strike! It took 4 damage.
>>25857417
>Memefag, with the assistance of Ponkafag's Levitation α, attacks Mecha-Discord with unrivalled speed! It took 9 damage.
>>25857439
>Glimmerfag attacked Mecha-Discord with brute force! It took 4 damage.
>>25857443
>Springtrap fired another bullet from the 10mm Pistol! Mecha-Discord took 5 damage.
>>25857452
>Lyrafag attacked Mecha-Discord with a wheelchair footrest tonfa maneuver! It took 4 damage.
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>>25857503
perform an overhead swing with the sledgehammer, aiming for its head
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>>25857503
I hover upwards a bit and stab him in the back of the neck.
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>>25857503
Time to Hol Horse this shit. Send a Barrage of Bullets at The Mech.
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>>25857503
Attack the wings again.
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>>25857524
Ditto. Coordinate bullet attacks on same location!
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Mecha-Discord became irate!
Mecha-Discord's ATK rose by 13!
>>25857522
>Tavifag attacked Mecha-Discord with a back-of-the-neck stab! It took 4 damage.
>>25857519
>Memefag attacked Mecha-Discord with an overhead swing via the sledgehammer!
{CRITICAL!} It took 10 damage!
>>25857524
>Springtrap attacked Mecha-Discord with more bullets from the 10mm pistol! It took 5 damage.
>>25857540
>Glimmerfag attacked Mecha-Discord's wings with brute force! It took 3 damage.
>>25857544
>Ponkafag attacked Mecha-Discord with some nerf bullets! It took 4 damage.
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>>25857564
Fly higher and combine my dive bomb maneuver with a backstab.
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>>25857564
>perform the helm splitter technice, hammer style!
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>>25857564
Fire away!
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>>25857564
Change tactics and go for the legs.
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>>25857564
Oh, he mad.
>>25857581
I put all my levitation into this. I want Tavifag to reach terminal velocity.
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>>25857593
Oh boy, Tavifag is gonna be red paste after this.
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>>25857564
You know, I just realized. This things a robot, so maybe we can harm it with a paradox. Shout "This statement is False!"
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>>25857603
No, he was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.
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Mecha-Discord whaled on Springtrap! He took 12 damage.
>>25857581
>Tavifag attacked Mecha-Discord with an overload dive-bomb buster! It took 5 damage.
>>25857582
>Memefag attacked Mecha-Discord with a super-slam from the sledgehammer! It took 4 damage.
>>25857583
>Springtrap fired more bullets at Mecha-Discord! It took 5 damage.
>>25857585
>Glimmerfag attacked Mecha-Discord with brute force at the legs! He took 3 damage.
>>25857603
>Lyrafag tries to bring an argument into the fight! Nothing happened.
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>>25857619
>now behind it due to the move (youdid watch the GIF, right?)
>attack its weak point for massive damage!
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>>25857619
I'll swoop down and stab him in the left leg.
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>>25857619
Ow, shoot The fucker
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>>25857619
Check the surrounding area.
Because I am worried the place might collapse any minute now.
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>>25857619
All right fine, no being clever! I buck him in anger.
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>>25857638
That gives me an idea. Use magic to shove him over into the rubble, keep him off balance.
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Mecha-Discord whaled on Lux! He took 12 damage.
>>25857634
>Tavifag attacked Mecha-Discord with a Balisong attack in the left leg! It took 4 damage.
>>25857632
>Memefag attacked Mecha-Discord with the sledgehammer in its weak point! It took 5 damage.
>>25857636
>Springtrap attacked Mecha-Discord with another bullet from the 10mm Pistol! It took 5 damage.
>>25857638
>Glimmerfag nervously checks the surrounding area...
>>25857654
>Lyrafag attacks Mecha-Discord with brute force! He took 5 damage.
>>25857656
>Ponkafag attempts to use Levitation α on Mecha-Discord, but he weighs too much.
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>>25857670
My guess is that the place still has a few extra moments to go.
Jab the wings.
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>>25857670
Just keep shooting the Damn Mech.
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>>25857670
Perfrom a jumping overhead swing at the weak point!
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>>25857670
I'll try flying at him from a distance. Then Ponka can boost me and I slam into him, hopefully with enough force to knock him off balance.
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>>25857670
Fine. More bullets it is.
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>>25857670
>>25857699
I'll barrel in to Discord's chest to try and help them.
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>>25857699
No wait, this. Definitely this.
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Mecha-Discord whales on Ponkafag! He took 11 damage.
>>25857699
>>25857714
>Tavifag and Ponkafag work together to successfully stab-push Mecha-Discord off of the platform. Since his wings were literally crushed by all of the attacks, he falls into the pit, never to be seen again.
{CRITICAL!} It took 18 damage!
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>>25857690
>>25857707
>>25857711
Voided.
You won!
The entire party earned 68 EXP.
Glimmerfag, PlhashBax, PonkaFag, Lux, MemeFag, TaviFag, LyraFag, and Springtrap have acquired Level 3!
Everyone's dominant trait increased by 3 points, and everyone's non-dominant trait increased by 2 points.
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>>25857746
Nice, good teamwork Ponks.
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>>25857746
Bask in the Glory of Leveling up
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>>25857746
I remember someone wanted to posses Mecha Discord's body.
Is he still here?
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Glad to see all these guys could pull it off, it's nice to see fledglings manage to get the job done right. I'm just not sure how I can get a body after this, or if I should just become the lurking smart-ass suggestion character like Kaya in Ghost Stories.The dub, naturally.
>captcha: Kayaks
Might be chosen for me.
>>25857769
Yo
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>>25857746
Now that that's over, how's the tower doing? We need to look for an escape route.
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>>25857746
Take a quick look around and see if there might be anything of use laying around
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>>25857746
Great job everyone!
We should now get out of this place.
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>>25857774
Isn't the tower the big whole Mecha-Discord just fell into?
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>>25857773
sooo, your basically gonna be Gohst Nappa?
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...
>Suddenly, the concrete platform began to crumble. Before anyone could react, the slab of concrete they fought on fell into the depths where the tower had fallen down.
>Falling, falling, falling they were, until they landed is what seemed to be... an endless ball pit?
As a collective...
>"Swim" up?
>"Swim" down?
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>>25857791
Well, I suppose going down is a better option than going up when trapped in a burning building...
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>>25857804
Up is the way
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>>25857804
Down, fuck the surface.
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>>25857804
How the heck is there an endless ball bit?
Is Mecha-Discord down here?
>>25857807
I agree,going down seems to be a safe bet.
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>>25857804
Down.
MOTHERFUCKING BALLPITS FUCKYEAH
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>>25857815
Oh fuck that I'm going Down
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>>25857804
/stats please. How's everybody doing on hp and status effects?
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>>25857818
>>25857821
>>25857823
>Tavifag, Glimmerfag, Memefag and Springtrap all head down into the deths of the ball pit. At the bottom, they find a wooden crate.
>>25857828
/stats
LEGEND: (LV)HP/ATK/DEF/SPD/FRS/EXP
(3)GLF-93/20/17/13/1/189
(3)PHL-93/13/17/13/1/189
(3)PKF-100/16/19/13/1/189
(3)LUX-78/15/13/17/1/189
(3)MLO-87/24/18/13/1/189
(3)TVF-93/18/13/14/1/189
(3)LRF-100/26/13/13/1/189
(3)SRT-77/17/18/12/1/168
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>>25857802
Similar, but much much WORSE. Now go along kiddo, I'll be keeping an eye on you all. Who knows, maybe you'll impress me before I truly desire a body again.
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>>25857836
Pop that baby Open
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>>25857846
Seconded
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>>25857836
Spring,eat a couple of Doritos.
>>25857846
Thirded.
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>>25857846
4th'dbetter not be fucking hat
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>>25857867
Fifthed.
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>>25857836
I'll sing the da-da-da-daa~ as we open it
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I thought I posted down earlier, but I guess I didn't. I'm down there with them all, right?
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>>25857670
>Somewhere a few galaxies away...
"This thing blows."
>The Manhorse (the second one; number 1 ended up raped) was currently bored out of his giant equine dong.
>TL;DR he stole the elevator when the final boss died and became a fucking space wizard.
>A beeping received his attention.
"uwot?"
>This never happened before.
>Reading the text aloud, he became quite perplexed at what it said.
'The tower is back. Your job is not done. Ooga booga, try not to die, sincerely, the guy who controls you.'
>...
>This is strange.
>The message, however, is understood.
>Clicking levers and pressing buttons, The Manhorse prepares his journey...and anus.
"We're back, baby! WHOO!"
Desert Eagle
Bag of Nuts and Bolts
ALMIGHTY BASEBALL BAT
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>>25857836
I force feed Spring a handful of doritos
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>>25857846
>>25857855
>>25857867
>>25857868
>Springtrap opened the crate. Inside, he found... A pair of Shutter Shades!
Shutter Shades added to Inventory.
The only way to go is up.
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>>25857883
HORRY SHEEET
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>>25857894
Up it isFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>25857894
I take the shutter shades.
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>>25857894
Up then.
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>>25857894
Go Up
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>>25857894
Onwards and upwards!
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>>25857894
I slap those fuckers on my head, then head back up the way we came.
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>>25857907
>>25857915
Shit nevermind
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>>25857907
>>25857915
You'll each get one lens and you'll like it.
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>>25857894
Lets go up then
I equip the shades.
Any bit of armor counts.
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>>25857932
Acceptable
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>>25857932
Never mind then,I get one lens.
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>>25857894
I equip my shutter eyepatch
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SHUTTER MONOCLES FOR ALL.
We're classy but confusing.
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>>25857883
>>25857216
I suppose I can compensate and increase the maximum player limit to 10.
>Calvin and The Second Manhorse drop in the ball pit!
Desert Eagle added to Inventory.
Nuts 'n Bolts x30 added to Inventory.
Baseball Bat added to Inventory.
+2 AnonPones.
>10 AnonPones in da ball pit~
>>25857935
>>25857907
>Glimmerfag equipped the Shutter Shades.
Glimmerfag's DEF rose by 1!
Glimmerfag's ATK rose by 1!
Glimmerfag's SPD fell by 1!
>>25857906
>>25857908
>>25857910
>>25857914
>>25857915
>>25857935
>The group returns to the surface. There, in bright neon lights, reads:
"WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON!"
>There lie two wooden crates in the entryway.
>>25857958
>>25857945
>>25857932
This didn't happen?
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>>25857965
Open the crates!
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>>25857965
Time To open up Crates
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>>25857965
Open the crates.
Not caring if there are boobytraps
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>>25857965
Huh, well isn't this a pleasant surprise. Thanks Lawsmen.
I'll wait and see what loots we got.
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>>25857965
Afterwards I stack the crates with magic, so we can climb them and get out of here after we raid them for treasure.
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>>25857965
Open that shit up!
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>>25857965
Run to the group and prepare the pistol for shit hitting the fan.
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>>25857995
And if that doesn't work, I'll just pry off a board to use as a levitation powered hoverboard.
But yeah, first thing's first. Open the crates.
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>>25857972
>Memefag opens the first crate. Inside, he found... the Sweetie Belle Badge!
>>25857987
>Glimmerfag opened the second crate. Inside, he found... the Princess Cadance Badge!
Badges give you increased / special abilities that will help you in battles. Only one badge can be equipped per person at a time, and there will be plenty more later. These badges are stored in "Trophy Cases," and they can be viewed at any time by using the command "/view tc#" (Replace # with 1, 2, or 3 depending on which trophy case you'd like to see.)
And that ends today's adventures.
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>>25858041
>Not even letting us figure out what the badges do
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>>25858041
Oh well Sleep tight OP might not be on tomorrow Due to Work.
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>>25858041
Goodnight then. I'm gonna go find somewhere to pass out.
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>>25858041
Goodnight fags <3
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>>25858041
What time will this be up again?
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>>25858041
>trophy cases
Oh boy, I almost forgot about those. I bet these guys are gonna love 'em. Good to see you back Lawsmen!
>>25858053
For every person that says this, there are five others that bitch that no one told them what something does. It's a necessary precaution.
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I think it should be obvious what they do.
The Sweetie badge upgrades vocal ability, and the cadence badge upgrades shitposting.
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>>25858096
You w0t?
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>>25858064
I plan on having the thread open about the same time that this one started tomorrow.
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>>25858096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny5IKFm72VM
like this?
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>>25858111
>>25858114
Glimmerfag and memefag both present compelling arguments in favor of their shitposting ability, but I can't argue with trips.
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Goodnight guys. RIP thread.
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no but seriously, what do thy do?
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>>25858111
>>25858056
>>25858061
>>25858138
>>25858113
Yeah, goodnight. See you all at whatever 2:47 PM west coast is in your time zone.
>>25858159
Ask either of our tripfags. They were here for tower.
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>>25858171
was referring to the badges we just got.
>>25858071
but, perchance, do you know?
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My time has come again.
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>>25858181
There was something barely similar that gave us various usable powers not unlike Ponka's levitation. Then again, I could always lie to you, so I might.
>>25858190
I shall now call you Fruitfag. Wait, that's not new in the slightest.
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Okay, I'm going to bed now too.
>>25858204
Thanks for explaining badges, Sombrerofag.
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>>25858204
I'll finish the Summoning Circle next thread. See you fuckers tomorrow.
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>>25858299
Night, m8.
Hope those dubs give you sweet dreams.
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I know I'm late but,
Mouse
Notepad
Pencil
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I hope you guys know that I'm starting a new thread in a few hours.
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>>25860584
I Can dream, Harold.
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>>25860584
Excellent.
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>>25861116
yesh
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new thread where/when?
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ebin bump
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ebin meme bump
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>>25860584
>>25860276
>>25859651
>>25858055
God, I missed you guys so much. It's really good to see you again on this ride!
I just hope that I am not too late to join
>Six bottles of water
>Smartphone
>Electric guitar
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>>25862606
>electric gutair
does it go up to eleven?
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>>25861973
It goes on the pony board in about 2 hours.
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>>25862694
I Have to play Undertale for two hours?
Jesus Lawsman....
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>>25862694
Will there be enough space for new Anonpone, Lawsmen?
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>>25862775
if there is i beleive sombrafag already has dibs on it
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>>25862815
I don't mind giving it up if I'm still allowed to be a smartass.
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>>25862867
W-wait, I've seen this trip before... Calvin?!Goddamn comradeAny requests for drawing maps?
I'm sorry for not recognizing you earlier.
>>25862815
He's already in game m8 -> >>25857965
>>25858190
Fruity, long time no see
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>>25862775
What I'm going to do is have the next thread be first come, first serve.
Also, don't post your items in the new thread; in this game, it's consistent.
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>>25862959
>I'm not mentioned
:^(
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>>25863091
It was never really specified on what my race was. Or am I just the guy with a horse head surgically attached to my body?Either way I'm fine with.
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>>25863091
Roger that. I'll be waiting for new thread then.
>>25863140Dear~ just look at >>25862606
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:^))
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>>25862959
You got it. And I don't blame you, not many people use the same trips with different names.
>>25863091
I'm down for that.
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Were is the next thread OP?
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>>25863409
>>25862694
48 minutes.
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>>25863419
Awesome. I'm ready to start this shit up again. I need to pump some more monsters full of Nerf darts.
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>>25863419
Well,time to play Europa Universals IV for the next hour.
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>>25863441
Also, will we be tripfagging for this? In the last session I was just namefagging, but looking back it seems like a lot of us have trips.
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>>25863419
>48 mins
Civ5 here I come.
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I see a lot of new players here. What happens if more people want to play then we have open slots? We already increased the party size from eight to ten, last time.
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>>25863535
>a TwitchPone maybe?
[spoiler[inb4 start9/praise helix jokes[/spoiler]
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>>25863600
>twitchpone
Oh god yes.
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>>25863463
>>25863500
>exactly my favourite strategy games
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>>25863487
It's not really necessary, but I used to have a different name when I started called The Third (since I was AnonPone3 the first time I ever played). Then I swapped names and made a trip so it didn't look like I just jumped ship. You can if you want though.
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>>25863648
>Consult the helix fossil!
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soon...
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>>25863714
Oh good.
I won't be switching any characters anytime soon.
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>>25863742
Well hi there, Doctor Nick! I see you remembered your name this time.
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>>25863713
How about Crusader Kings 2?
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>>25863766
this gonna be an in-joke now?
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>>25863785
If you want, man. Honestly I made the same damn mistake in another CYOA, so I have no room to point fingers.
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>>25863772
I honestly prefer EU series, been playing since II came out. Crusader Kings 2 didn't make me as addicted as EU3/4 did.
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>>25863812
just wondering.
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We have 10 minutes left.
Who else is hyp?
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>>25863869
I am.
Hope we don't die!
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>>25863869
I'm hyp as hell, and I just hope that I get back in.
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>>258638691AMstayin' alive
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>>25863869
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>>25863901
Your dedication is admirable, insomniac.
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>>25863869
am hyp
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Claiming player slots is something we're doing in a new thread, not this one, right?
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>>25863980
Yes
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The new thread is starting soon! ~10 minutes to go.
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>>25864051
Then I added wrong. I thought it was going to be here in like thirty seconds.
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>This is alive.
HOLY FUCK. Uh, am I too late?
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>>25864062
...and the competition for player slots increases.
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>>25864076
Wait, what.
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>>25864051
Another 10 minutes?
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>>25864085
We have ten slots maximum. First come first serve in the old thread. I hope I can get back in, because I seriously need to shoot more monsters with my NERF gun.
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>>25864100
Fuck me. It finally gets up, and I miss it. I have been on trash for too long,
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>>25864122
Well, maybe you'll get into this upcoming one. No one is safe. If you get in and I don't, promise me you'll stab some fuckers with the spicy Mongolian chopsticks. They served we well in the past.
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>>25864122
It's cool; I think the new thread is 'first 10 gets in', so prepare your Black Friday face.
Also, THREE MINUTES
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>>25864122
Hey Freddy! He meant that new thread will have only 10 open slots, so don't worry, man
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>>25864122
Ah, so you were on trash as well.It's an okay board.
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>>25864140
Woo. Time to stab some fucking spooks
>>25864144
Ah. In the meantime, I will change my name.
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GET READY
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The Second Manhorse (ID: !!MHL7ewa1xlJ)
2015-12-24 00:41:52
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HAPPENING
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>>25864158
Woo!
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You know, I could have my towermates on Skype if they had it. Make a mini chat or something.
My username is princeepic.
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Were is the thread?
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I want a sworn vow that if I don't get in at least one of you will stab a fucker in the face with my chopsticks.
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>>25864224
I'll stick your chopsticks in my bat and homerun someone's face if you don't get in.
You don't have to not get in, I'll do it regardless whether you exist or not.
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>>25864238
I could not be more in favor of that if I tried.
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>>25864238
I'd rather not. It's singly handedly the most autistic profile you would see.
If anybody here has Steam though....
PikachuShockwave
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Sorry it took so long.
>>25864287
>>25864287
>>25864287
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>>25864287
AHHHHHHHHHH
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It's on
>>25864287
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