>It's getting cold anon.
>>25850168
>Aren't you cold, Cadence?
>>25850168
>"It's a little too cold Anon."
>>25850168
Not in Ga, it's a nice 60 degrees.
Welcome back to Bullshit Quest! Last time, you drunkenly blew up your workplace and looted it without getting caught.
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~Inventory~
==Important Shit==
Name: (Unknown)
Race: Earth Pony
Location: Stalliongrad
Health: 100%
Bits: 250
==Backpack==
=Items=
Old Shortsword
Sleeping Bag
Makeup
Leather Jacket
=Food=
Protein Bars (3)
Vodka (40%)
Chips (3)
Fries (2)
Hayburger (2)
Soda (2)
Filly Meal
>>25850028
so... wat do now?
>>25850028
>Strolling down the sidewalk, you hum a little tune to yourself.
"Hmm hm hm hmm hm hm the world was gonna roll me..."
>While you entranced yourself in your song, you bump into somepony.
"Oh! Sorry!"
>The pony-- the mare-- gets up.
>She had a lime coat, light pink hair, and a very nice body.
>Not fat, but not ripped either; sturdy would be a good way to describe that.
>"It's cool. I suppose I should have dodged you anyway. My name's Lemon Heart, by the way. What's yours?"
>horse.exe is not responding
>The pretty girl is talking to you.
>What do you say?
>>25850059
>I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
>"What are you doing to my friends, Anon...?"
>>25849945
>hugs
>>25849945
You have no friends
>>25849945
>consensual love making
>"Wake up, Anon! I wanna watch Season Two of The Big Bang Theory!"
>>25849851
Twilight no, not the bazingas again. Anything but that.
>>25849851
Its my birthday Anon XD !!!So why do I feel so empty?
>she's
>not
>real
Who the fuck sticks lollipops on cake.
What the fuck pinkie
>>25849837
you feel empty because you can't wake up inside
>You're making things up again, Anon! You're stretching the truth again, and you know it!
>Don't be a fibbing fran Anon, BEAUSE A LIE IS A LIE!
>>25849813
It's not a lie!
>>25849813
"Okay, okay. I'll admit it. I raped your whole town last night. You happy?"
Alright! I faked all those orgasms
>Anon, do you have any idea of the list of crimes you've committed?
[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...
>>25849642
OH FUCK MY ASS HARD
>>25849642
>[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...ctrl-s is your friend, newfriend :^)
>NO ANON! I WILL NOT BE HAVING COFFEE WITH YOU! EVER! COFFEE IS AN UNHOLY DRINK!
>But of course m'lady tea is the gentleman's drink and if far superior to that black sluge
>>25849637
But coffee is pretty widely known as a codeword for sex. Sex isn't unholy, is it?
>>25849637
Stop forcing this shitty meme, faggot, it's not even funny
Post WWII pone pics!
>>25849536
She's going to be raped by Slavs.
>>25849536
No,she's going to be raped by Japanesse soilders.
>>25849536
Nah she'll be raped by Fegelein
Suggestion: we officially add to the fanon a new pony who represents the element of 'determination'.
Thoughts?
>>25849511
People like you are the reason that God doesn't talk to us anymore.
>>25849511
>>25849522
Fuck you
Nope, but nice dubs.
Though, I am determined to get these trips. Check em.
Love is over.
Over is love
>>25849497
Why do I find this arousing in a sexual way?
>>25849527
Because now she have to more holes.
Why is this allowed?
>>25849330
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>>25849343
a penis
>>25849347
That's not a dick.
Since /trash/ is the actually good version of /mlp/, what is /mlp/ even for anymore?
>>25848968
Garbage
>/trash/ good
>/mlp/ good
Yeah their both shit
>>25848968
>trash
>good
Why would you pay a pone for sex when you can just take what you want?
>>25848815
Because pones can't use our money in their world.
>>25848815
>implying any fat neckbeards here can run fast enough to catch a pony
>implying skeletons with skin on /mlp/ could force them to do anything
>implying you can fight anything other than someone with polio and have higher than a .01 % chance of winning
You're all losers for a reason shitface. You won't be taking anything not given to you.
>>25848815
Because ponies are for loving, you fucking neckbearded autist.
Kill yourself.
I'm gonna kill myself. Post cute ponies please.
>>25848647
Why if you are killing yourself dumbass
>>25848647
Stream it faggot