I want to honor rape Rainbow Dash
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>>25854499
>honor rape
Excuse me Bateman?
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>>25854499
>honour
FTFY
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>>25854528
>using Eruopean spelling
>Shilling this hard
Just stop
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Do you sleep with your pony plushes?
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I don't have plushies
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>>25853171
It's the only way I sleep now
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I "sleep" with them
THE DEPTHS OF NEBBERACK
An adventure for characters level 5-10!
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Welcome to the game. You are currently in control of a party of six adventurers. Your objective is to guide them through the dungeon with as few problems as possible. The dungeon will be working against you. Orders issued may be as specific as you wish; every scrap of the dungeon displayed may be used to your aid. You can specify if you want a certain character to perform the task, orders given without a specific character will be actioned by a (capable) random party member.
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Before we continue, let us examine our party members. They are split into two groups; fighters and specialists. The fighters are close combat specialists, and the most straight forward, so we shall cover them first. The first of your three fighters is the legendary Dragon Slayer. He is a formidable fighter, armed with a lance and heavy metal barding. His speciality is that he may shrug off some damage taken, though the elements (fire, ice, etc) will still hurt him. Secondly is the Gladiator, a cunning and vicious fighter that can turn the tide on their opponents. Should her opponent miss her, she immediately gains a retaliatory counter-strike against them. Lastly is the Mystic Warrior, a martial artist expert who can perform combo attacks. Each successful blow against an opponent will grant a bonus to strike them again. This continues until the combo is broken by a miss, or the opponent is dead.
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Old threads
>#1 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24981509/
>#2 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25037569/
>#3 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25101020/
>#4 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25209480/
>#5 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25307011
>#6 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25478766
>#7 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25568958
>#8 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25715786
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Summary:
You were Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After deciding against joining the older and obviously amoral vampire Mango fled both him and a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits. She's on her way to Ponyville, where there are supposedly no Vampires to compete with.
But after divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, the Zebra snitched to Twilight who confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Caught between a rock and a hard place, Mango seems to be tentatively going along with Twilight's plan to send her to infiltrate a group of vampires in Canterlot.
Despite Twilight giving her a rather raw deal, Mango agrees to help, but not before negotiating for better treatment and learning about an Adventuring guild in town.
After buying some supplies for her new home she found the Everfree a dangerous place and was narrowly victorious over a pack of Vicious Timber Wolves. This lead you to check out that adventurer's guild and meet two ponies, Crimson and Spark. Spark seems helpful enough but an admittedly biased ex-colleague of his warned you that he might just be after your tail. Tonight you're on the train to Canterlot, finally on the mission for Twilight.
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Fuck, forgot the subject line.
Oh well...
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>>25795976
>The Gang files are stuck together, probably from that dip in the lake with the kelpie.
>Most of the files dealing with the drug trade are gone, but a list of politicians remain, most with large sums of money next to their names.
>Several names are crossed out, and one of those catches your attention.
>Square Deal, he was the judge that handled your bankruptcy, about a year ago. He died, you assumed from old age not long after.
>He was a good pony, made sure you didn't lose anything beyond the store.
>You still managed to lose all that anyway, but...
>You shake the feelings of self loathing. You have more to worry about right now.
>As the train begins to move you try to listen in on surrounding conversations, but you don't hear really anything of note. Some mares heading up for some early Hearth's Warming shopping, some sadist tormenting his marefriend with spoilers for a new movie, and some kids talking about their plans for Nightmare Night.
>You wonder if Vamponies are expected to dress up for that.
>You yawn, despite the fact that you did really just wake up. The slow chugging of the locomotive is oddly soothing.
>Maybe you should just sleep?
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>>25813398
A quick nap might be ok.
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>>25813398
Naptime.
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Post lewd you fucking faggots!
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>>25821375rock hard
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Hey guys, Its been a while.
I didn't think i wasn't going to post any more Safe Haven dreams but fuck it, i had one last night thats been on my mind all day. It wasn't a lucid dream, but it was one of the most vivid I've had in the past few months. It popped out of nowhere because I've neglected my dream journal and don't remember as many as i did a year ago. I see haven once every few weeks but she never usually speaks, i just see her in passing and only remember afterwards.
>Green is Haven speaking
(things in parentheses) are additional notes
"anything in non-green quotation marks" is what i said
First thing i remember is laying in a bed with my arms tied down. The bed extends way past my legs, probably double the size of a normal one. I'm wiggling my feet and trying to use my knees to snap whats holding me down but i cant get a hold, so i start to panic and thrash about. When i try to get a better look around i notice that one of my eyes is 'glued' shut, it feels like its pinched together. Out of one eye i realise i'm in a hospital room.
So i randomly start trying to scream "Its a fucking infection!" and shouting threats at the door to the room. Its a big rectangular room with those shitty painted teal walls they always have in hospitals. On the ceiling are giant, hanging strips of tape all around and i get the idea to stick my foot to one and try to pull myself out of the restraints (im retarded in dreams)
As i'm trashing frantically, i feel something lightly bat me on the cheek and i hear a playfully authoritative voice next to me
>"Cut that out, you."
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There she is, Haven hovering to the right but seemingly held up by her tail, as if something was holding it. (The entire tail from her tail dock appeared pulled upwards, but the top was untouched)
The relief i felt seeing her, the vividness, its why im posting. Long, oranges eyelashes framed around her amethyst eyes and the dark circles underneath them. Shittingly gorgeous. She changes slightly each time i see her but now her mane is unusually long at the back with two(or more?) hair ties. The front is the same as ever.
I try to point my head at the pieces of tape, "Are those fly traps?
With a slight corner-mouthed smile and her hoof raised, she monotonically says "poof!", with a matching arm 'poofing' motion, flicking it outwards.
Expected, but im still confused, "the hell does that mean?" (i don't know im dreaming at this point)
Haven glides from the air onto my legs and casually hops up to the side of my face, examining it
>"I can fix this, squish." "heh... get it?" (what?)
She wipes her hoof across my eye without touching it, and it feels as if it had never even been closed. I don't remember her doing anything about my arms, but i realise writing this that my arms were free regardless.
I can't stop staring at her eyes and i try to poke the baggies under them. She just nonchalantly bats my hand away and hugs me from the chest, her little arms around my neck and her legs each side of my waist. (and wide child-bearing hips for such a small thing)
I hear the meek little voice near my ear
>"Not going to become a stranger, right?"
I whisper "What're ya buyin'?"
And without a beat she answers in an attempted rough voice
>"What're ya sellin'?"
We burst out laughing and it jolts me out of the dream. I haven't thought of those quotes in fucking years.
After a lot of stress in these past few months, i feel reinvigorated.
Feel free to ask about details and if i remember it, ill answer it.
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>Who is Safe Haven?
Safe Haven is a dream character who appeared to me in a nightmare a few years ago, then turning it into a dream. From then on, she appeared to me in multiple other dreams and i post them here from my dream journal.
She isn't a tulpa, just a character in my dreams with an usually stable, sentient personality.
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>>25799006
>new haven dream and art
Roseveil the Mad
Pregnancy General (Rebirth #63) /pgr/: Eternal Rebirth Edition 2015-12-15 19:03:32 Post No.25776603
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>The last thread: >>25732468
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2
Good pregnancy stories from elsewhere:
http://pastebin.com/iFmvc0r0 (embed)
Contact info of our contributors:
http://pastebin.com/TzmGf039 (embed)
Last, but not least, here are some CYOAs:
Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/427079.html
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy
https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/451538.html
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>>25776603
Thinking about how huge Celestia would get makes me giddy.
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Slave Ponies 2015-12-21 23:30:26 Post No.25842919
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Jingle Jangle (ID: !4R8Wmm8FBA)
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>So what is this thread about?
Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it nice and not abusing or the complete opposite.
If you're going to be writing some green, please name yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/SlavePonyAuction
Complete Stories: http://pastebin.com/82rCVh4j
Full story List: http://pastebin.com/cqLCYveb
Popular/Recent Stories:
Changing lifestyle (Changeling) by Fireking -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/CndZXCih
Fire and Sky (Spitfire) by Lurkernon -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/KDF26gwp
A deal is a deal (Applebloom) by twiligh/tg/ame_night -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/DK21fjWz
No title (Minuette) by Dyslexia -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/cc4W12Lu
Time to fly (Rainbow Dash) by Neutral -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/X0WwQSEY
Blind Anon (Fluttershy) by JohnColt -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/0rmywwyB
Skittles (Rainbow Dash) by SkittlesAnon -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/admfdm5t
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>We just had a new thread yesterday
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>>25841212
Yeah, you get a disgustingly low response rate for how much volume you dish out.
You've made me cuddle rape my body pillow. Hope you receive that as a compliment because it's the best I got.
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>>25842969
Can't stop thelovetrain!
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Editions are pointless
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: Your favorite QM thinks you're a moron.
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>>25837078
First for alien daughteru
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Wew
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Lad
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>"You have been paying attention, right Anon?"
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>>25860367
The Codex Astartes says this is heresy, and you're xenos filth. So, yeah. Eat bolt gun.
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>>25860389
>"This really isn't the time for more of your 'role-playing', Anon. Put your cosplay suit back in the closet, okay?"
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>>25860405
https://youtu.be/CGXcq7Q4fa0
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"Did you know that there are 5,865,696,000,000 miles or 9,460,800,000,000 kilometers in a light year?"
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"Did you know that EQG is shit?"
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>>25860214
No one asked for your insight
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>>25860214
Give us your insight
>>25860219
Fuck you
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Let's have a littlw game /mlp/
Your waifu asks
>"What's your gender anon?"
Roll and post pic of waifu with possible reaction, see inside thread to see where are ypu rolling
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Roll here
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Rollin'
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I want Sunset to ram that AK up my ass
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>"Please, don't vote for that horrible Trump."
>"Inshallah."
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>>25860047
>actually thinking he'll actually be able to do half she shit he's saying he'll do
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>stealth politics thread
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Off to Mexico you go
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This place used to be a lot better.
Oldfags know this and will agree.
Newfags deny this because it invalidates their own imagined "contributions" and will fly into an autistic rage in this thread because they can't stand that they missed the glory days.
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>>25860016
I've been here for 4 years.
Its been the exact same.
The same cum inside threads.
The same memes.
Nothing is different other than there being more generals which is no different from hundreds of shitty memes, quit deluding yourself.
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>>25860043
/thread
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>>25860043
How do I know you've been here all summer?
Did you wash your asshole lately, /mlp/? Your waifu is coming over in 2 seconds and is going to dive right into her favorite part of your body and I hope to god it is clean.
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>>25859701
I'll just tell her that I covered my ass in chocolate pudding so it tastes sweeter then it would normally
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No
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>>25859701
>implying I poop like a disgusting animal