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>>25848103
No.

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>>25848103
but another officer already told me its fine as long as she gets a cut of the bits
>wink wink

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>>25848103
>unzips dick
Com'ere Sweetie Belle, want to see a caterpillar? Put your hoof here and wake it up.

Go away kike.
Your kind is lower than niggers and mudshits.

>>25848057
For about 10 bits, yeah

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>>25848057
This whole show is a Jewish plot to emasculate white men while destroying any chances of them breeding.

I'm only paying if I see dubs

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>>25848060
How about I go one better?

>>25848111
Nice
Very nice indeed

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>>25847894
Look at all the money i made! Just from fucking!

>>25847894
This joke got old before it even started, and it will be dead by the end of the night

>>25847894
Cause I want to fuck you.
I have a lot of money and you are female, therefore you want to fuck me.

>>25847793
Discord is unfair competition to everybody else.

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>>25847811

>>25847824
She can only change, not mess with reality itself.

>>25847255
down the hall and to the left.

>>25847255
"its to late fluttershy"

>>25847255
The bathrooms actually my mouth

You're a few months late. But for old time's sake...
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>>25846996
>Fan of the fandom
Kill yourself.

>>25846996
Needs more Spike.

>>25846310
mmmmmmmm yessssssssss!

>>25846310
Alright, but where am I taking it to?

>>25846310
k

>>25841620
>Big Mac gulps as he fumbles with the button on his jeans, eventually getting it and unzipping his fly.
>The girl mewls when she hears the sound of his zipper, and looks back over her shoulder, biting her lip as he slides his pants down.
>Her eyes lock on the bulge in his underwear, and it's her turn to gulp.
>'I knew what I was getting into, don't wuss out now...' She thinks to herself.
>The girl's seen it before, stolen glimpses when she was hanging out with his sister at their farm.
>Accidentally walking in on him in the shower. Calling him down to breakfast when she knew he was changing and barging in when he didn't come down.
>Every excuse she could think of, and not seem too suspicious.
>It still amazes her, and the idea that it's supposed to somehow fit inside her fills her with trepidation no matter how many times she psyches herself up.
>"G-good, let's get this s-show on the road." The girl says with false bravado, her stutters giving her away to Big Mac.
>"Look, we kin call this off..." He starts, but the girl presses a hand to his lips.
>She takes a deep breath, and Big Mac watches her ribs expand and contract, her breasts rising and falling.
>"No, I want to do this." The girl steadies herself, and reaches back, unclasping her bra and pulling it off slowly before letting it fall to the side.
>She hugs her arms around her chest, looking to the side. "I know they're not that big, but..."
>Big Mac reaches a hand up, turning her face gently toward him. "They're perfect."
>The girl looks at him, sniffing loudly, then lets her arms fall to her sides.
>Big Mac reaches up, trailing his work-roughened fingers across her chest, cupping a breast gently.
>The girl shivers, her hands reaching down and massaging his chest as she slowly slides backward.
>Her ass makes contact with the top of his underwear, and she hesitates before sliding down further.

>>25842033
>She feels herself slide over him, his shaft running down his left thigh, half hard and already extending well past the leg hole of his underwear.
>Unable to stop herself, she pulls his underwear off quickly. He obliges her, lifting a leg so she can strip it off more easily.
>The unimpeded view of his member sends a shiver up the girls spine. It's already at least seven inches long, and not even at full length.
>She feels herself start to get wet just from the sight of it.
>Reaching down a trembling hand, she brushes it with her fingers lightly, eliciting a gasp from Big Mac.
>Grinning, she grasps onto the base of it and squeezes gently, feeling it twitch against her palm and harden a bit more.
>"This is nuts. How is this gonna fit?" The girl whispers to herself as she slowly strokes the shaft.
>Big Mac grunts as the girls fingers slide up and down his dick slowly, feeling himself harden fully.
>"Might not. Happens on occasion." He mutters, thinking back to the disaster that was his first and last night with Ms. Cheerilee.
>The girl halts her movement, turning to face him. Her eyes don't quite meet his.
>"Have, you know, you been with a lot of girls?"
>Big Mac shrugs uncomfortably. "A few. Man gets a reputation, ends up gettin' more attention than he might like."
>The girl nods. "That sounds like it could suck. From one person with a reputation to another, sometimes it's a raw deal."
>Big Mac sighs, his hand going up to the girls cheek. "Ah do want this t'work out. The more Ah think about it, the more Ah like the idea of bein' with you."
>The girl nuzzles into his palm, resuming her strokes. "That makes me really happy, big guy."
>She nods to herself and dismounts Big Mac, turning so she can strip off her panties.
>She moves up his chest and presses her mouth into his, and they kiss passionately as she continues to lightly stroke him.
>After a minute, the girl breaks off the kiss, turning around and moving over to his crotch.

>>25839273
>skirt
>Kalishnikov
> 70's US army uniform
> 70's US army helmet
>in grey camo
>no body armor
>no radio

Well it was nice knowing you, 'cause whatever army is desperate enough to issue that gear is going to get absolutely rekt.

>>25839772
Chechens get desperate so they force the Russians to fight their waifus

>>25839780
Chechens did nothing wrong.

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Sorry I passed out yesterday after my christmas party.

>>25827084
>I like that slight hint of neurosis Etherbreeze always seems to have. I want her to have a sickly sweet, melodic singsong voice to go along with it.
Well, practice makes perfect... It's just a lot more practice and less perfect-per-hour when its not related to your cutie-mark.


>>25818364
>>25823756
> Please give us a look at what the mansion is like.

Ok please enjoy the first floor of the mansion

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>>25832687
Also have a second floor. Realize that some of the rooms extend two stories high, while some parts of the mansion are just one story tall.

>>25832687
Oh, I guess I should point out, that dark grey strip is compacted clouds so that non-pegasus visitors can not die (since so much of the Hayseed airstate's money is made in rain and storms, they get a lot of earth-pony visitors. Also why they have so many guest rooms: where else would visitors stay?_.

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first for hide and seek

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>>25666902
>Filename.
>Hide and seek.
>Moistness in the photo

>>25666902
Sweetie... You are stretching it too much.

The ponies should live in constant bewildered fear.

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Meme daddy

Meme daddy

>>25841262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1md5qvMnkgC

>>25841262
Can you say this poem?
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175772

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>>25841262
Yes I dooooo

>>25835653
Drink bleach

>>25835653
commit sudoku

>>25835666
Devil's Number!!!!!

I don't want to die. I want to be a pony.