WHERE IS HE?
>>27005987
Jerking off to Fluttershy pics in his chaos dimension.
>>27005987
HAKUNA MATATA!
Whoa, I was having an out-of-movie experience.
My guess is that he wants to make an entrance.
>>27005987
I want an episode about Discord trying to earn Celestia's trust back enough to get assigned on another mission. And/or an episode where Discord shows himself to be more powerful than Starlight. I also want more of Discord giving advice to Twilight on how to handle evil villains/magical threats.
>inb4 delusional "Discord will become evil again in the S6 finale" fags
>unashamedly asking a lewd pony question to a staffer
Why does this happen?
>>27005765
autism
Because these sperglords have no social filter.
>>27005765
Because it would be fucking hilarious if they gave a good answer.
>>27005659
because she isn't real.
>>27005666
>>27005666
Witnessed
Her evil yet cute smile just hides pain and loneliness
i just wanna give her a hug
>>27005012
Her smile hides the fact that the moment you let your guard down she'llpounce and nuzzle you in between kisses.After that she'd justsnuggleyou, and there isn't a damn thing you would do about it.
>>27005191
Just thinking about it makes me feelwarm inside
Is it wrong if throughout basic trained I cried once because I missed 4chan and mlp so much?
Why yes it is
>>27004812
Yes.
Go home and be a family man.
What the hell is up with all these christian military dumb naive horsefuckers? Was this fandom made to be controlled and fucked in the ass?
http://darkerastudios.weebly.com/mlprcs.html
Hey let's talk about pony video games... or what the hell do you horsefuckers like to talk about... I give up.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/1h8z0ro7oz054nx/MLP%20RCS%20Full%20Release%20v1.zip?dl=0
It's a fun game with many easter eggs, secrets and unlockables.
A shame that many of them just die off. Can't even download them anymore because the links are dead.
So what would be the best way for this episode to go down?
>>27004571
Hardcore anal sex between Spike and Starlight
>>27004571
all i want in this ep is a skyrim reference
i would probably be
"The one they fear "
anyway the ep will still be shit
>Spike and the Mane Six visit the Dragonlands because of a friendship problem
>"What is this group of ponies doing with the hatchling?"
>One of the Mane Six pipes up and says that he was raised by them, all of the dragons are supremely offended along with their faux pas and imprison them for abduction/abuse/whatever
>Spike wants to free them, but is told only a Dragon Lord could do that, they hate ponies who screw with dragons that muchand there hasn't been one of those for thousands of years
>"Gauntlet" involves doing a bunch of things that no "real" dragon would do, like self-sacrifice, empathy, etc
>Probably some sort of Excalibur allegory
>Scene in OP's pic, finally realize what makes a true Dragon Lord and why no dragon has been one
>Dragons want him to stay, but Spike wants to go home, doesn't know what to do
>One of the teenage dragons (new character, or maybe Garble) shows up and is redeemed, promises to spread his message
>Everyone bows to their Lord
Any tips on getting over that awful feeling you get when someone you've loved for over a year breaks up with you...
(No joking please...I'm not in the mood for jokes...)
>he fell for gf meme
>>27004407
...
Was this Pinkie's hottest moment?
>>27004048
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0y9vqWdDQQ
>>27004048
Honestly, it was a bit cringy to watch
How many of you still have this pearls?
Selfbump.
I can't be the only one come on!
what are those?
>>27004122
printed shitpost
More goo ponies. (Someone asked to make a new one on Wednesday)
It was me. Thanks based anon
>She was smiling, but at the same time you could see she wasn't happy
>But not because she didn't enjoy her new "life style"
>She likes to bounce even more than before and take different shapes
>It was so funny and adorable
>Even more than usual
>But now she's dealing with the worry that maybe some of her friends (or you) don't like her
>I tried to explain her but she isn't listening
"C'mon Pinkie, I've told you a hundred times that's ridiculous. And I'm tired to tell you why"
>"I know what you have told me, but I feel that they don't enjoy the time we spend together anymore. Like, if I was a different pony"
"Pinkie, they're your friends. They'll love you no matter what. I'm sure of that"
>"You don't know that. I'm all sticky and...gooey. You can't hug your friends like this"
>"How can you make your friends happy if you can't hug them? DO YOU KNOW HOW???"
>Now she's getting sad. I can't see her like that
>You approach to her and put your arms around her arms
>But her goo body is absorbing, time to panic?
>She feels very sticky, at first you though you would lose your arms
>But then you see a jelly tear falling from her eyes, and you stop fighting back
>Like if goo ponies are able to show their emotions through her body
>You feel her cold and cozy body around your arms
>For some reason, you can tell Pinkie feels so alone right now
>Being the only goo pony can be hard, apparently
>"I-I'm sorry, anon..."
>"I'm just messing y-your a..."
"It's ok. You need someone to hug, don't you? Well I'm here"
>Now she's smiling, with that beautiful big smile you've always loved from her
>"T-Thanks anon. You are the bestest of the friends. I think I l..."
"Shhh shhh. No need to hurry up on those feelings or you'll burn me"I hope you like it
2 pieces?
>>27004084
>"S-Sorry"
>You finally get free of her body, and she clearly looks embarrased by what happened
>"I d-didn't mean..."
"Don't worry about it. Now you should go with Twilight because I'm sure she misses you"
>"You pinkie promise to me?"
"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
>She has the best grin
>"Okie dokie lokie."
>And then she ran off, bouncing like a ball
>How can you not love ponk?
>Seriously how?
>...
>"Hi Pinkie, where have you been?"
>"Hi Twilight. I was just spending some time with Nonny..."
>"Oh you two always together. Such an adorable couple..."
>"Please Twilight, not in front of him"
>She looks like one of those lava lamps when she blushes
>How cute
"So Twilight, you have any plans for today?"
>"Oh right, actually I was looking for you Pinkie"
>"You need my help Twily?"
>She smiles, with the best smile in the world.
>That smile that makes you know that she is truly happy.
"C'mon Twilight. Tell her."
>"Well, first of all, I want to apologize with you about the failed experiment. I shouldn't have used you in my experiments, and Anon told me how you've been unhappy"
>I hope Twilight doesn't feel guilty. It's not her fault either, and seeing sad ponies makes you sad
>"It's ok Twi, Anon and I have been talking about it, and it isn't that bad after all"
>"Are you sure?"
>"Absolutely!"
>"In that case, Rainbow Dash told me something about training with 'you', but I'm still not sure what she means..."
>"On my way!"
>And she just dissapears
>"She's never gonna change, isn't she?"
"Nope, and I love her the way she is"
>"D'awwww"
"Twily pls no"
Hey do you guys know if there is a Loot Crate type thing for MLP?
>>27003803
a what?
>>27003816
A monthly subscription box that sends you a package of random ML goodies like a Tshirt, small figures, etcP
>>27003887
MLP*
I'm having a dilemma, /mlp/.
This past year I've basically lost all my friends through a series of circumstances that are beyond my control. Two moved away for a better chance at finding a sustainable living, another moved because of a promotion, and another just turned into a total asswipe. So that leaves me with no friends and very few options to hang out with anyone like-minded. Personal blog aside...
At a party last summer, I ended up meeting a cool dude who happened to be the admin for my area's MLP group on meetup and invited me into the group on Facebook. There have been tons of events since then but I haven't gone to any of them. Out of curiosity because of the onset of crippling loneliness/boredom, I perused the groups past events and, honestly, it was a mixed bag, There were maybe one or two normal guys and the rest of them were obvious "brony" stereotypes. All of them had pony OCs or furry avatars as their profile pics and probably some form of autism.
Now I'm not saying I'm not a weird fuck myself (I own merch, and a few shirts because I like buying shit), but I don't want to descend further into pure autism than I already have. On the other hand though, I have literally no hobbies or interests aside from the usual "I watch netflix and listen to music" that I could use to make myself more interesting as a human being.
Do you guys have any experience with pony meetups? How did they end up? Make any cool friends?
>>27003596
>Do you guys have any experience with pony meetups?
>meetups
>>27003596
> I don't want to descend further into pure autism than I already have
You're already here, it's too late
>>27003596
I never went to pony related meetups, but I have been on imageboard-related ones. It's a 50/50, just try one, have fun, it's not like they will know whether you laugh at their shit jokes or their autism. If it's shit, never attend again, that's it.
Just go and give friendship a chance
>get home and check mail
>package has arrived
Thanks based scarf anon
>>27003562
>TFW you have yours since a month
>>27003575
>mfw had one for two years now
>>27003590
This photo melts my hearth. Any writefag want to write a green about it?
>>27003526
>photo
You will never marry a pony, she's not real, you will die alone.
>>27003526
I want to see an artfag colouring it.