Wouldn't baby unicorn horns shred mother's vagina on birth? Did Credence have a c section?
>>27022526
It's magic, dipshit.
>>27022526
...fair question actually. I can only assume they're soft when born and harden soon after.
>>27022559
Candace
nice butt
Cantdance
Candence
You've been offered a chance to go to Equestria, complete with your very own house in the town of your choosing, and your waifu just waiting to meet you!
All you have to do to live the /mlp/ dream iseat exactly one hundred pennies in one sitting, on-camera and streaming to every device on earth with an Internet connection, and while sitting right in front of the person you hate most.
Do you take the deal, anon?
>>27021319
>be me
>take deal
>eat all the pennies
>digest them all, turn them into fuel
>go to pony land
>magic makes pennies in hot copper
>my body can handle it because cartoon
>rape pone
>jizz hot copper into pony womb
>the end
I'm not gonna eat the pennies.
>>27021354
I wish I could jizz hot metals,But I would rather jizz molten lead into my victims
Hey, /mlp/. I'm a computer technician and I just found out that I've been assigned to fix a computer at one of Hasbro's offices. What do you guys suggest I do while I'm there?
>>27020251
Porn. Lots and lots of pony porn as desktop wallpapers.
Replace all their MLP song files with the Doom soundtrack
>>27020259
It's the only way, OP
Why are you doing this
>>27020235
Just eat them, anon. All of them.
>>27020370
Can Trixie at least use her magic to help me eat them.
>>27020235
>rape
>In the Season 1 episode Over A Barrel, during the, "Fluttershy is a tree" scene Tara Strong wasn't told she was supposed to be whispering, which is why Twilight is talking normally, and everyone else is whispering.
>In Japanese fandom of MLP:FiM, Applejack is a breakout character that has a whole subculture dedicated to her. This is because many in Japan romanticize cowboys/cowgirls.
>In Turkey, there are several episodes which are banned because they reference Christian holidays.
>Speaking of Turkey, the Turkish dub of the show removes all references to Celestia being a god-like figure (i.e. "With Celestia as my witness") The references are replaced with the word, "Allah"
>In addition, in the Turkish dub, all references to romance are either removed or edited.
>Snips and Snails were originally going to have a friend called Tails, completing the reference to the limerick, "Snips and snails and puppy dog tails" except Hasbro couldn't get the rights to the name Tails.
>Lauren Faust was pressured by Hasbro to make a character that liked dresses, Faust was against it, but finally compromised by letting one of the Mane 6 be a seamstress with her own business, Rarity.
>Zecora's name comes from the Oromo word for, "Zebra"
>Spike's Cloudsdale anthem in the episode, "Equestria Games" was completely improvised.
>Pinkie Pie was originally going to be voiced by Tara Strong.
I fucking knew all of this already.
God fuck
>>27018495
>many in Japan romanticize cowboys/cowgirls
>>27018495
I for once, didn't know all of these. Good job OP, got any more?
Draw a horse in MSPaint, post the results
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>>27018194
How many people here are going to BUCK 2016? It's tomorrow (Saturday), and it's the last brony convention in the UK
>>27017727
I thought you guys weren't bronies
>>27017727
>and it's the last brony convention in the UK
what, you mean, like, ever?
>>27017785
Possibly.
There's no other brony conventions in the UK other than BUCK, so once this convention is over (this is the last BUCK EVER), you'll probably be flying to the US for the real BronyCon if you ever want to experience it.
Would you wear a dress made by Rarity.
>>27017045
I'm a male so i'm more interested in her suits.
>>27017045
if she makes suits too of course yes.
>>27017049
>Not wanting to be a pretty princess
>tfw there'll never be an entire episode dedicated to Braeburn
>how he discovers he's into colts, but fears everyone will judge him so he hides it from his family and becomes depressed
>there won't be tons of angst, Applejack trying to fix him up with mares
>Cadence won't eventually come to save the day and explain to him while hugging it out, that it's okay, it's allright, love is love
>the episode won't have a happy ending with everyone in Appaloosa being totally cool with Braeburn being into colts
Why does it hurt so much? Why can't we have nice things? Things that matter.
Homosexuality is a subject this show will never touch with a ten foot pole, I guarantee it.
>>27016197
Except they lose a bet with someone in front of T.V live show and confirm it.
>>27016197
Never ever.
So I was browsing /r/mylittlepony when I came across this supposed list of Season 6 episodes; apparently, the user got it from someone who works at Hasbro.1. The Crystalling (Part 1)
2. The Crystalling (Part 2)
3. The Gift of Maud Pie
4.On Your Marks
5. Gauntlet of Fire
6. No Second Prances
7. Newbie Dash
8. A Hearth's Warming Tail
9. Flutter Brutter
10. What Happens in Pegasus
11. Sunburst's Mansion
12. Dragon's Lair
13. Where in Equestria Is Princess Celestia? (Part 1)*
14. Where in Equestria Is Princess Celestia? (Part 2)
15. It's Not Always Sunny in Filly Delphia
16. Crusader Queens
17. Rare in the Moon
18. Luna-tic
19. Fluttership Down
20. Starlight Sonata
21. Pinker on the Other Side
22. Departed Apples
23. Flim vs. Flam
24. Magic Tree Home
25. Seventh Harmony (Part 1)
26. Seventh Harmony (Part 2)
If we assume Fluttership Down and Departed Apples would both deal with death, I'm not sure how reasonable this is.
>>27013137
Jim said that there were three Spike episodes, not two.
>>27013137
some of the names of the episodes are starting to make me think that some serious shit is gonna hit the fan this season.
Cheerilee is a cute pony.
>>27001773
Indeed
>>27001773
she's alright i guess.
>>27001773
It's a shame she barely even speaks anymore.
So, has anyone been following the SGaP hype? Any theories, or ideas on how to crack the mystery?
>>26996784
>/mlp/ doesn't care about SoGreatAndPowerful
wow
I knew this board was shit, but come on, SGaP is one of the best pone musicians ever
>>26998629
I've not heard anything.
I didn't even know there was hype.
>>26998640
There's a new website up with SGaP related stuff on it, and several things asking for investigation.
I know, I know, but it's the only place discussing this
https://www.reddit.com/r/SGaP/comments/4c5o2t/analysation_of_the_mystery_website/
>Your name is Pocket Watch, and you're a watchmaker.
>Well, ex-thief turned watchmaker. Street orphans don't really get much of a choice in this city.
>After some reminiscing about your past, you worked on some orders, spoke with your mailpony, read the news and helped a middle-aged mare pick out a gift for her soon-to-be-guard nephew.
>A few hours later, and its half past noon.
>You've worked up a bit of an appetite trying not to fall asleep, and its about time for lunch anyway. Might as well get some food.
>Being cooped inside all morning, you feel it'll be good to go out to eat, stretch those legs a little.
>There's the tavern you usually visit, the Green Mug.Slightly unflattering name aside, their food's pretty good. And you're a regular, so you can count on company too.
>Good thing about being the your own boss is though, is having all the break time you want. You know the city as well as anyone who's lived here. But with the rat race there's always some new shop turning up. Food isn't going to be too hard to find. Whether its good though...
Lunch time. Where do you want to go?By the way, what's everyone's time zones?
>>26991630
I guess we'll head to the mug...Mine's UTC+08:00
>>26991630
Drop by Green Mug to chat, maybe get a meal if something in particular catches our eye. If not, we can try a new spot.EC burger up at lich hours, reporting.
>>26991658
Looks like we've got the same timeThis one is going to take a little longer, I've got to step away for a while
The "Grand" Re-Opening of Death in the Afternoon, a quaint little bar between Manehattan and the Hollow Shades.
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>>26985260
"I didn't sleep with Gabe... I just went to the room you put me in yesterday, and that happened to be his."
>"Oh! Gosh, I'm sorry hun! I didn't think you'd go back to the same room."
She gives you a doofy grin and giggles a bit before sitting down at the bar.
>"I dunno though, you left the room preeeeeety red last night. You sure nothing went on?"
You put a hoof on her shoulder
"I'm sure Amber."
She pokes your chest.
>"I'm still skeptical."
You wave her off, chuckling a bit.
You sigh and steel yourself for what you had to say next...
"There's something else I have to tell you."
You sit next to her at the bar, putting your head against the counter and your hooves on your head.
Your ears fold back and you mumble and stutter a little.
"I told Gabe that I wouldn't hide it from you."
"I'm actually a stallion..."
She lets out a little 'oh'. You can't see her face, so you can't gauge her reaction.
"You assumed I was a girl when I got here, and you started talking and I just... I didn't have the heart to correct you."
You can't face her...
"And then Gabe started flirting with me cause he assumed I was a girl too, and he made me feel so pretty, then you started tell me he means everything he said and I dunno... It was really stupid of me..."
A minute passes before you feel a hoof on your back, gently stroking you.
1/2
>>26985718 (You)
You tear up a little. This is it. You're fucked. She's not gonna let you stay here anymore. Or she's gonna fire you.
>"Awh, hun..."
She sighs a little and laughs a bit.
What?
>"You should have told me sooner! I'm kind of dumb ya know, so I wouldn't have noticed something like that..."
>"I mean, you do look a lot like a mare, and you smelled kinda pretty, and you have some pretty long eyelashes..."
>"Anyway not the point. I'm dumb and it was my fault for assuming!"
This is bullshit. How can she be so carefree about all this? Why isn't she mad!
>"Now that I think about it, there are a lot of things about you that'd make you think you were a stallion, like y-"
You look up at her.
"You're not mad? I lied to you... How can you possibly not be upset?"
She's smiling at you.
>"Why would I be mad? It was an honest mistake! Some ponies think I'm a chatterbox anyway, so you probably couldn't get a word in."
>"I'm a very understanding mare, you know."
You can't believe it. They're not mad...
>"Though, you'll have to make it up to me though. It's only fair~"
Gabe pops his head out from the hallway.
>"What's this about making things up to ponies?"
2/?Forgot the third part like a moron. Hold up a moment
Jasmine A CUTE