Death in the Afternoon CYOA

Interesting.

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>>26961929
Vinny go back to corrupting the fuck out of things.

>>26961882
Can I suggest a theme music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQRbkN4bfw

>>26961882
No matter who you are, your waifu will always be shit

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>>26961948
Shut the fuck up you two I have to stream more shitty Flash games.

>>26961956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yr6RpjFfC0
Better version anon. No Neighese here.

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>>26961996
https://vargskelethor.bandcamp.com/track/you-suck-rev
YOU SUUUUUCK CAAAAAWK

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Jasmine Sour
-Kind Hearted
-Laid Back
-Bartender
-Just Works There

Amber Moon
-Blunt
-Energetic
-Waitress
-Owns the Bar

???
-Colt
-Male
-Make Him Your Own

Note:Each Character Starts the story at different place, so choose wisely! Don't worry, you'll end up finding out about what ya missed eventually

>>26962033
Amber Moon

Gotta go with the big mare.

>>26962033
Jasmine. I want a Bartender.

>>26962033
Ambermoon.
Add extra horsecock and we'll be good.

>>26962033
Sour. Gotta be the bartender.

>>26962033
regular moon moon

>>26962033
What would ??? give us?

Voting that for interest.

>>26962070
??? is make your own character

>>26962053
Futa?

>>26962033
Which one is the male?

Vote for that one.

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>>26962075
Rad.
Rad
RAD
GIVE ME THE FUTA COCK

>>26962033
Jasmine.

>>26962075
If moon's a futa she has my vote, else it'll be Jasmine.

Don't do Futa, please.

Going to vote for the colt

>???
>Futa Moon

>>26962033
Jasmine, no futa pls.

All the futa please

>>26962033
Keep in mind that the thread was spammed with whatever this shit is immediately if you're at all considering futa.
>>26961919
>>26961929
>>26961948
You currently have shitposters that won't be here tomorrow make decisions instead of players.

>>26962033
Jasmine

>>26962240
This so much. Should be common sense, but you never know.

>>26962033
Amber Moon.

>>26962240
And what if it's players that want futa?

>>26962309
I didn't say don't do futa. I said keep in mind that we already know there's a bunch of shitposters in the thread so he shouldn't feel obligated to obey a bunch of shitposters, if he thinks they're the ones asking for futa.

It's similar the >RAPE in Coltquest, random out of the blue shit should be taken with a pile of salt.

Jasmine, we have a glut of big mares right now

>>26962389
Amber is actually a small mare, Jasmine is just tiny.

Voting for r63 version of Amber as the colt

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>>26962252
>>26962215
>>26962105
>>26962058
>>26962052
>>26962389

You are Jazmine Sour, a kindhearted soul in search of work.
You happen to stumble upon a bar in the middle of nowhere with a help wanted sign on your way from Manehattan.
You've always been a pretty decent bartender, if your friends from school can be believed, and you decided, what the hay, maybe you can land this one on your "Skill" alone.
The much larger sign on the building reads Death in the Afternoon.
"What a morbid name."
You walk up the wooden steps and notices there's a faint glow coming from the inside. You knock on the door, just in case the place isn't quite open yet.
A little bit of shuffling is heard from inside
>"Come on in! The door's open!"
The voice is sweet and thick like honey, very much a mare's voice. You open the door.

1/2

my votes on Jasmine!

Ecj

>>26962488
Hurry the fuck up

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>>26962488
Well, you tried to open the door.
Despite the sugary sweet voice's words, the door swung open and your vision was filled with blue.
You're taken aback by the sudden body before you, and take a step back.
You have to look up to see the mare's grin before she takes your hoof and pulls you inside.

"H-hey! Don't pull so hard! You're gonna tear my arm off lady!"

>"Oh, sorry about that sugar, just don't know my own strength!"

She chuckles as she trots to the back of the room, grabbing a chair from a stack and placing it in one of the empty spots of the many chairless tables around the room.

>"Still kinda settin' up here, but go ahead and have a seat if ya like. I'll get ya somethin' to drink as soon as I'm done setting up. Kinda behind since I'm the only one here."

"Oh! About that, I saw you had a help wanted sign in the window. I stopped by to see if you'd be open to hire me,"

She quickly sets up more tables and chairs as you speak, but pauses at your last few words.

>"Sure hun. What can ya do?"

Welp, that took a little while. Had a thing pop up. Should be able to do this without interruption now, hahaha!

>>26963200
Make some fancy shit.

>>26963200
I'm a pretty good bartender, and I was wondering if you had a position. I have references, experience, all that jazz.

>>26963200
If we know how to tend a bar then start listing off some drinks and offer to make her a couple to show that we can.

>>26963200
Anything you need me to.

>>26963200
>"I can show you"
Go and make a bombastic cocktail.

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>>26963231
>>26963222
>>26963302
>>26963262
>>26963248

You put on your best smile and look up at the mare.

"I can do anything you need me to, but I'm pretty good at making cocktails."

>"Oh? Is that so?"

"Well, my friends all say I can. Would you like a demonstration?"

She chuckles and gives you a very sultry look.
>"How about a Sex on the Beach."

You are a little puzzled at her gaze, but you nod in agreement. An easy drink to prepare.
She gestures at something behind you and you look to see a fully stocked bar. Glassware, bottles of liquor and, beertaps line the well kept counter.
You make your way behind the counter, asking where and grabbing the necessary ingredients on your way to the glassware.
Peach Schnapps
Vodka
Orange Juice
Cranberry Juice
All in a highball glass.

"Orange Slices?"

>"Right in front of you hun."

She giggles as she sits in front of you at the bar.

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>>26963566
You very quickly make the cocktail, and serve it to her with an orange slice as a garnish.
She has a pleased look on her face as you set the vibrant drink in front of her, a little "oooh" passing her lips.

>"Looks tasty, but did you get the levels right? You kinda just eyeballed it over there."

A bemused look washes over your face as she questions your ability. Her lips grace the cute orange straw you found and she takes a long pull of the drink, a little moan of satisfactions can be heard.

"How's it taste lady?"

She smiles slyly, giving you a half lidded expression of pleasure.

>" 's A damn good cocktail. Haven't quite had one so on the nose. Ya got a knack for this stuff kid."
>" Also, you can quit calling me Lady. Name's Amber. Amber Moon.

You chuckle before responding.
"Nice to meet you. My name's Jazmine Sour. Nice to know I'm not the only pony names after alcohol."
You go to shake her hoof.

She takes it in hers, and pulls you close, almost snout to snout. You realize what that look was... Hunger.

>"So, you really want a job out here in the middle of nowhere? Not a lot of ponies stop by, but we do have a couple regulars that do enjoy the place. If you're willing to stay, I'll definitely make it worth your while."

>>26964007
Sure thing.
Also
>Lesbian
Wew

>>26964026
Dropped.

>>26964007
Oh? How exactly do you intend to make it worth our while?

>>26964007
y-you too

>>26964026

>>26964026
>>26964118
>>26964150
>>26964198

You're taken aback by the sudden closeness and wretch your hoof back, the momentum forcing you into the other counter behind you and onto the floor.

>"Aj! Jazmine are you okay?!"

"Y-yeah"

You slowly get up the pain in your back causing you to wince.
Fuck that hurts...

>"I didn't mean to startle you! I kinda got carried away there. Was a little test to see if you could handle the strength and unpredictability of a drunk stallion. I'm sure they'd be all over a pretty mare like you."

"Some test ya got there... You're definitely stronger than any of the guys back home."

Wait, did she call you a mare?

She's beside you now, propping your arm around her barrel, though her height forces you on your hind legs as she leads you to a back room.

>"Shit, I didn't mean for you to get hurt."

"No worries, Amber. Uh, where are ya taking me?"

>"We have spare rooms in the back, just in case one of our beloved regulars is too smashed to go home."

"Neat-o."

She takes you down a hallway lined with 5 doors on both sides. She opens the middle door on the left side and leads you to a small twin bed.

You lay down, a hoof still caressing your now aching back.

>"Rest here while I finish setting up the bar. I'm really sorry about what happened. I'll make it up to you later. Come on out when you're feelin' better shug."

She looked a little distraught as she closed the door. Oh well, nothing you can do about it now.

Barely audible, even to yourself, you mumble, "I'm not a mare..."

He was a stallion the whole time. I thought the man bun and the way he spoke was a dead giveaway

1/2
forgot to put that whoops!

>>26964271
>Jazmine
>guy
Okay

>>26964271
Damn it, you tricked us.

>>26964271
What's a man bun? And gender is pretty difficult to convey through text. Especially on a board that likes traps.

>>26964342
It's wearing your hair in a bun, but you're a guy.

It's a hairstyle worn mostly by women. Don't know why OP thought that would be a giveaway.

>>26964368
That's why I asked. Is there something indicative of a 'man bun' that's different than a bun? Looks like what I'd expect a female librarian to wear.

>>26964397
I dunno. Man buns are usually smaller, I guess?

Forty-Five minutes pass before you start to feel less like garbage.
You get up and walk back out to see Amber.

>"Oh, Jazmine, you're back. Feeling any better?"

You give her a weak smile and nod.

>"Good! And I'm really sorry about what happened. My strength usually gets the better of me, hahaha!"

"I'm still interested you know..."

A blush crawls across her face.

>"Interested in what, h-hun?"

"The job, not your pervy insinuation!"

>"Oh, uh, yeah! You're hired if you're still up for working for me. You one hell of a cocktail, so if ya don't mind, we need a full time bartender here."

"Sure, if you have a recipe book. It's not like I know all the drinks ponies could possibly order. It's kind of just a hobby for me."

>"Of course. There's a binder under the register if you need to look anything up."

"Will Do."

You head over to the counter and grab the binder she mentioned. Flipping through the pages, you find that there were a lot of drinks you've never heard of before. You even see your namesake in there.

Thinking of your name, makes you think of home, and you soon realize that you are pretty damn far away from where you live. How the hell are you supposed to make it to work every day?

>>26964549
Until we find an apartment in the area, I'm sure we would be able to take the pay for rooming out of our salary.

>>26964549
Live here!
Or get a bike!
Or learn to fly!

>>26964415
Some man in some anime must have that style.

>>26964732
I've seen guys in real life with that style. I just don't get what makes it gendered.

>>26964993
Nothing.

>>26964993
At least the other characters had their genders listed.

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>>26964608
>>26964613

Well, the bar has a bunch of rooms in the back. Maybe you can stay here until you figure something out.

Amber said she'd make it up to you, right?

Now, how to go about asking her?

>>26965102
We ask her about rooming options.

>>26965102
Just ask if she's ever had staff stay here before.

>>26965102
Can we be a futa or a mare that thinks she's a stallion.

>>26965174
>>26965108

You make your way over to her, tapping her withers with a hoof.
She turns to face you as gives you a questioning look.

"Amber, has any of your employees ever lived here at the bar?"

>"I've never had employees before. It's always just been me."

"Oh... Well, do you think I can stay in one of the spare rooms? I live kinda far away from here, and it'd be pretty hard to get to and from work every day."

>"Oh! Uh-"

"At least until I find some place cheap around here. You said you'd make it up to me, right?"

>"Well, you're not wrong... Ah, why not? Not like you can do anything bad to me, right?"

"R-Right."

Cool, you found a place to stay, You should probably arrange a day to get some things from home... it's a long walk.

>"Oh, Jazmine,I have some spare uniforms in the back if you wanna go get changed. We usually wear uniforms, but it hasn't been too long since I've opened up the bar again for ponies, so the only ones that know are the patrons that come in the evening. I feel like we'll have some costumers tonight, so we should probably get changed."

"Uniform? Oh, uh, sure."

>"Mind if I do your mane? I think I can make you look really pretty for when ponies start showing up."

Oh. She still thinks you're a mare.
You blush a little.
What do you tell her? Do you run with being a mare, or just be honest and tell her you're a stallion?
Jeeze... this is really embarrassing.

>>26965754
Just go along with it. It'll give us a chance to get to know her better.

>>26965754
Sure. Let's go along with it.

It'll be a big reveal when she finds out.

>>26965754
Pretend to be the pretty little mare.

Be a stallion everywhere else.

>>26965754
Uh, maybe not just yet?
She might not let us stay if she knows we're a stallion.

>>26965754

Do we really want to be dishonest and ruin what little trust we have with her? She's going to find out eventually, and even if we give the earnest answer of being afraid of being kicked out, it's likely going to be difficult to regain that trust.

>>26966171
We could always pass it off as funny later and say that we were too embarrassed to correct her.

>>26965754

Whip our fat stallion cock out and use it to make her a cocktail.

>>26966171
She might be more upset if we withhold this info and tell her later, especially with staying in a room. We should correct her. I think she'll appreciate that honesty.

>>26966171
It's not dishonest.
She's the one making an assumption.

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>>26965790
>>26965807
>>26965808
>>26965810
>>26966193

You decide to keep your manhood a secret.

"S-sure. Lead the way."

>"Alright! C'mon Jazz, I got some plans for you~"

'Oh jeeze...'

You follow her to the back of the hallway. She opens one of the doors on the back wall and goes inside. You follow and find that the room is a changing room. A couple lockers line the left wall, a huge dresser with a mirror, and a few cushions placed in front for ponies to do makeup and things of the like.

You may have put make up and fooled ponies before, but you never went this far. Doing this for a place to stay and for a solid job? I wonder how long you can keep this up around her...

>"Alrighty! We shoukld get you all dressed up first. Do you know how to tie a tie?"

"Uhhh..."


1/?
Munching on some food. Will try to get this out as fast as possible.

>>26966391
Sure, we do a full windsor.

>>26966391
Sure we do.

>>26966391

Sure do Amber!

>>26966391

I'll tie a knot in you Amber

If you know what I mean

>>26966554
Let's not be overly flirtatious. Especially since our first reaction to her coming onto us was to pull away.

>>26964549


"I'm still interested you know..."

A blush crawls across her face.

>"Interested in what, h-hun?"

She wants to tongue our marehole

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>>26966410
>>26966417
>>26966542

"Yeah, I do."

>"Good~ I sure do hope you enjoy getting dressed up!"

Amber proceeds to throw clothes that she thinks are your size at you. Most land on your head, the rest just kinda fall to the wayside.

>"Hurry and get dressed so I can style your mane! Oh, I'm so excited. You're gonna look beautiful!"

Red lightly tints your cheeks at 'beautiful'. You've always wondered what it'd be like to be beautiful. Maybe she can make that a thing for you. Or maybe the less oblivious patrons at the bar will see right through you and out you as a stallion...

Shaking those thoughts away, you put on the outfit.
White Button-Up
Black Vest
Black Tie

You undo your mane and let it fall.

>"Oh, such a wonderful, long mane! So much to work with, and so little time. Let me work my magic hun, this'll take no time at all~"

Oh boy...

2/?

Gonna take a super quick shower! Be back super soon!

>>26966918
Just let it happen.

>>26966918

Take it like the dirty slut we are.

>>26967725
>Implying we haven't bathed in a long ass time

>>26962033
>that ass
>those curves
>the size
>that hairstyle
>the colors
>the muzzle
>the name
>the voice, apparently

Seriously, we're like the trappiest of stallions. No one's gonna know.

>>26967764

fuc boi confirmed.

Spread that small stallion ass and let her tongue it already.

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>>26966918
Minutes pass.

>"Almost done here. Can ya pass me that clip on the dresser there?"

"Sure."

You give her the black bow-like clip and she finishes up your hair do.

>"Now all ya need is a little makeup and you'll be golden. I'll be waiting out in the bar area, since ponies should be arriving soon."

"Alright. I'll be out in a minute or two."

You very quickly put on some mascara to fill out your eyelashes and some feminine musk to truly hide your gender.
You're in it for the long haul, so you might as well make it convincing.
No lipstick though, You can't stand the stuff,
There's beauty in simplicity.

You walk out to the bar to meet up with her. She looks a bit starstruck.

>"Oh my, Jazz you look gorgeous~"

You laugh uneasily and thank her for the compliment. You feel pretty.

You take your place behind the counter in your new disguise and wait for customers to arrive.

You wonder how long you're gonna have to keep this up for... Weeks? Months? Years?

Sorry it took me so damn long, so I made it colorful since you were all so patient

3/4

>>26968166
Are we broke or something?

What is our backstory?

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>>26968166

The front door opens, a grey griffon steps in.
Amber welcomes him to the bar. You think you heard a name. Gabe?

He takes a seat at your bar and motions to you with a talon.
He speaks in a stern voice.

>"Two Red Headed Sluts and Some salted peanuts."

You nod and quickly prepare the shots.

Heavy dose of Jaeger, splash of cranberry and some peach schnapps.

You pass him a bowl of peanuts and both of his shots, and give him a smile.

He grumbles a "thanks."

Hmm... he's the only one here right now. Should we sit tight and wait for him to order more, or do we strike up some conversation?

>>26968224
How long do you wanna keep up the lies to amber for?

>>26968383
If anyone asks our gender straight up, we tell them.

We're going on 'well, you assumed and I didn't have the heart to correct you.' Not ever lying.

>>26968445
I'd support this.

>>26968383
If he's grumbling and in a bad mood then we should leave him be. He'll either be more or less talkative with a few more shots in him later.

>>26968383

Just be curt and polite. Something like "pleasant evening?" maybe?

>>26968456

You decide to leave him alone for now.

Some time passes and all he's done was munch on peanuts after downing two more shots.

>"Lemon Drop Cocktail"

He's smiling a little bit, He's probably starting to feel it. The peanuts might not be enough to absorb any of the alcohol.

You grin and prepare his drink.

Vodka, Lemon Juice, Sugar on the rim of a Martini glass, and a lemon slice garnish.

You set it in front of him. Now's a good a time as any to say something to him.

What do you say?

That's all for tonight. Kinda fading in and out of conciousness. I'll be starting earlier tomorrow, so watch out for that

Gnite friends~

>>26968773
Introduce ourself. Ask him if everything has been alright.

>>26968773
Ask him what brings him here

beb

>>26970646

>>26968383
> stubble
> on a beak
That's trippy.

>>26968773
Ask how his evening's going. Maybe see how long he's been coming to the bar.

>Allows yourself to get a make up
>Somehow it will be alright and won't look weird if we confess we are a colt later.
Okay.

>>26972388
Of course it'll look weird, but it won't be anything beyond a little embarrassment and a thing we joke about.

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>>26972388
>not wanting to be the prettiest stallion

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>>26971482
>>26969571
>>26969846

Alrighty! Let's get this started. I'll try to be quicker with posting this time around.

You kinda clear your throat. You're a bit nervous about this since he has a stern look about him. Here goes nothing.

"Hey there... Come here often?"

You mentally chide yourself for that. You're trying to talk to the guy, not pick him up.

He chuckles a little when he notices your embarrassment, noticeably loosening up. He nods.

>"Been coming here since before the bar closed a few months back. Moony's been a real sweetheart to me, so I show my loyalty by stoppin' by every now n' then."
>"Never seen you around here before. What's yer name, lil filly."

He didn't actually sound like he was in a bad mood. Maybe the liquor is taking the edge off.

Wait.

Lil' filly? Fuck, was the disguise that good? Or is he just bad at holding his liquor?

"My name's Jazmine. Jazmine sour."

>"I like that name. Very pretty, much like you. Speaking of, I'll have one of those."

He licks his lips and you visibly go red. You didn't take him for the type to flirt...

"C-coming right up!"

You slowly prepare his drink. Your hooves are a little shaky from the embarrassment.

Some Jazmine Tea Vodka, Egg White, Lemon Juice and some Simple Syrup.

You strain the hastily shaken ingredients into a martini glass and carefully slice an orange peel to garnish.

He smiles as the drink is set before him, as his other drink has been finished off in the time it took you to make it.

>"How rude of me, never introduced myself to ya. Name's Gabriel. Feel free to call me Gabe."

Interesting name... It was always a little weird that that almost all of the griffons you came across had names that started with the letter G.

So, you got him talking, Maybe you can learn something about him.

>>26972639
So how long has he known the boss?

>>26972639
Ask him about the G thing. Is it a tradition or just coincidence?

>>26972639

>Keep a close watch of our surroundings to make sure there are no bats.

>Check for dropped bits.

>check the floor for pitfalls.

>Ask him how he likes your drinks.

>Do a frontflip over the counter, distracting him with several mixed drinks and then play “Through the fire and flames” on his butt for an S rank.

>>26972751
>>26972895

Gah, something came up. Back in action tho!

Well, he seems to know about amber. Might as well get some more info on her while you're talking to him.
Maybe they're past lovers or something, hahaha.

"So. You know amber?"

>"Yeh, we go way back. I was apparently her first customer."

"Oh, that's pretty neat. I just met her today. She hired me to be her permanent bartender."

You look over at Amber, she's writing some stuff down in a binder at one of the many empty tables.

"I dunno why though. You're the only one here right now."

>"Yeah, this is a little odd. Usually some other ponies show up by now... Hell, it is a weekday though, so might just be a slow night."

You nod.

"Could be."

You're pretty comfortable around him now... Well, sort of. At least he's a lot more amiable than you first thought.

"Hey, uh... I dunno if it's rude of me to ask, but do all griffons have names that start with the letter G?"

He looks at you, amused by your question, like he's heard it before.
He glances over at Amber before giving you his full attention.

>"Heh, no. Just most of us. Must be a tradition passed down through the centuries or somethiong."
>"Amber asked me the same thing when we met."

A Gentle smile crosses his beak. You get a little more comfotable, pulling up a bar stool to sit in while the two of you chat.
As you set the stool down, you notice he's done with his drink.
"Need another?"

>"Sure. How about some whiskey. Have some drinks with me since no one else is here. Sure old Moony won't mind"

>"Hey! I'm not that old you geezer!"

You can't believe he heard that. She looks a little lonely over there with that binder...

>>26973317
It'd be impolite to drink on the job without our boss drinking with us. So only if she joins us.

>>26973317
Does she want anything?

>>26973317
I don't know how I feel about drinking while we work. That's usually pretty frowned upon.

>>26973403

agreed. I can't imagine Amber is really okay with us drinking on the job. Also we don't know what our limit is, what if we slip up and reveal ourselves?

>>26973403
>>26973480
She's literally right there. We ask if she wants anything. Easiest way to know if she's alright with it.

>>26973480
>>26973403
>>26973523
>>26973377
>>26973402

"Mind if Amber joins us?"

>"I don't see why not, though I did kinda like havin' such a pretty lil mare all to myself"

He gives you a gentle smile, and chuckles at your blush.

"M-maybe next time, okay?"

>"I'll hold ya to it then, lil missy."

You wave over to Amber. She eventually notices you waving like a doof, and comes over.

>"What's up hun?"

Gabe smirks and faces Amber.

>"Thought you were a little lonely and could use some company. Join us for a drink?"

>"My my, how kind of ya, Gabe, but ya know it's unprofessional to drink on the job..."

You nod. You always thought one or two over the course of the night would be alright. You guess it's different from the movies.

>"Cmon' Moony, it's just us three here. Just a little? You wouldn't want me drinking alone here, now would you?"

You notice him gesturing at you with his eyes.

Amber smirks and nods.

>"Fiiiiine. But only one. Just in case somepony else shows up."

>"Bah you're no fun..."

You chuckle a little at their back and forth. Amber kinda acts like a kid around this guy. It makes you grin to see this childish side to the large mare.

You pour the whiskey into 3 shot glasses and deal one to each of you.

>"So, how about a toat, lil missy."

"Wh-what?"

You pause and think. What would we toast to... It's only 5pm!

>>26973732
Uh, to new opportunities?

>>26973794
New opportunities and new friends.

>>26973732

To the fat griffon cock that's going to be stuffing our tight little mare pussy!

>>26973892
No.

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I needed to....

A toast to gettin laiddddd~

>>26974104

I wanna put my wiener in it!

>>26973794
>>26973835

These.

>>26973794
>>26973835

"Ummm, a toast to... New opportunities,"

You look at Amber and Gabe.

"And to new friends."

You all clink shot glasses and down your whiskey. It burns a little.

>"Whew, that's strong."

He sets his glass down next to yours. Amber places hers as well.

>"Alright, so I need to get back to doing some paperwork, so if you'll excuse me..."

She turned and went back to her binder and pen. Gabe shrugs his shoulders and refocuses his attention on you.

>"So, tell me about yourself cutie. What brought you to this lil shack in the woods?"

Why DID I stop by...?

>>26974174

Correction. In the last question, change I to you. Sorry!

>>26974174
I've been out of work a while, I was out on a walk. Just taking some personal time, when I saw the help wanted sign.

Walked in, Amber Moon hired me on the spot.

>>26974224
This.

>>26974224
>>26974232

"I've been out of work for a while. Spent some of my savings out in Manehattan with some friends and I was just on my way back this morning. "
"I didn't have enough for a train, so I had to walk..."
"After a few hours, I found this place and saw it had a help wanted sign."
"I walked in on a whim, Amber greeted me and hired me when I asked about the sign."
"I think she was f-flirting with me too..."

>"Heh, knew she was into mares. Don't worry too much about it Jazmine. She like's 'em young."

"O-oh..."

Well, that's... something.

"Really?"

>"Yeah. Especially the cute ones like you."

You giggle a little at his words. Gosh, flattery will get him everywhere. You're really growing on the guy.

There's a tinge of pink on his silver cheeks. Is he tipsy, or is he flirting with you.

You just met the guy, so you chalk it up to the alcohol. There's no way this older griffon is into you.
Even if he was. you doubt he'd like you when he finds out your a guy.

>"How about some hard cider. As you can probably tell, I do prefer the sweeter drinks."

He gives you a wink.

Yep, he's probably getting there.

You grab a cider from the fridge under the counter and pop the cap for him. You pass him that and a large glass.

>"Can ya pour that for me sweetheart? I'm a little wobbly over here."

He has kind of a dumb smile on his face, and he's giving you a once over.

Oh Jeeze...

sorry about the wait. I was eating

>>26974561
I think we're getting to the point where we should cut him off.

>>26974561
Think you should slow down Gabe. It's still pretty early.

>>26974582
Not cut him off completely, but suggest he pull back some. Make sure we give him a smile while we say it so that it's communicated that we're well meaning. Go ahead and pour the cider.

See what he has to offer, it would be interesting to see how this will go. Just let him do his thing

>>26974582
Not cut him off entirely, just suggest he slow down some with a friendly smile. After all, if he gets too drunk and passes out we can't keep having a conversation with him.

>>26974632
>>26974679
Weird, didn't mean to double post there. Thought 4chan had eaten it since my page didn't update.

This may get NSFW quick. I'm interested in letting him do what he wants.

Let da gezzer get his giggity on :3c

>>26974699
Think, anon. He's into mares, we're pretending to be a mare, we're a stallion.

Yes. Let it happen

The fuck

You never know~

Huge random increase in either shitposters or it's one guy samefagging.

It's getting hectic...

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>>26974630
>>26974632
>>26974675

You should probably get him to slow down. He's had a lot to drink this evening, and it's not even 6 yet.

You pour him his drink and grab yourself some mixed nuts from the little stash under the counter.

"You should probably slow down there Gabe... Don't want you to pass out here."

>"Bah, don't you worry about that cutie. There are spare rooms in the back if I really need them. Wouldn't mind sharing one with you though~"

You go beet red. You're kind of at a loss for words right now.

"Uhm... Y-you're k-kidding right?"

>"You're a very pretty mare, Jazmine. It's been a long time since I've spent the night with a mare, let alone one as gorgeous as you."

He looks a little sullen, but only for an instant. He gives you a dopey grin.

>"Of course I wouldn't be asking you something so bold right now. We've only just met, and there's time for that later."
>"The sun's barely setting, and I'm looking to get to know you better."

You're pretty dumbstruck by this griffon's words, though you internally sigh that he isn't really trying to get into those tan slacks of yours... yet.

>"Would you mind sharing some of those nuts with me, miss? Need a little something to absorb all this liquor."

"O-of course!"

You put the bowl between the two of you to share.

You can't help but look him over a little more, now that you're all hot and bothered.

The slacks feel a bit tighter now, thanks to all that sweet talk. Gosh you're such a sucker for that kinda stuff.

You notice the deep purple pendant on his chest. You wonder where he got such a pretty little thing.

You notice him staring at you staring at his chest. You quickly look away, embarrassed that you were staring, moreso that you were caught.

You shouldn't be so blushy around this guy. He's gonna start assuming things!

>>26975469
Ask him where he got that beautiful necklace.

>>26975511
This.

>>26975511

You decide to change the subject before this very forward griffon makes any more advances.

"S-so! Uh, that's a very pretty necklace. Where'd ya get it?"

He frowns a little and touches it gently with a talon. He looks at you and smiles warmly.

>"It was a gift from my wife. I take it everywhere."

"Oh, cool. Seeing how you've been with me she must have been a very lucky griffon!"

>"Yeah... She was the best."

You notice that he's still smiling, but it looks a little wistful. He puts some mixed nuts into his mouth.

Was? Oh gods... Did you just fuck up? Was that a touchy subject?

What do you do? Press him further, change the subject?


Gonna take a short break. Be back in about an hour

>>26975892
Hastily apologize, say we're sorry for getting on such a touchy subject.

>>26975892
Well, he's not mad at least.
Ask him what he does for a living.

>>26975892
back off the subject, ask him about his line of work

Apologize hastily and change the subject. Perhaps about his hobby's or occupation. Love seems like a touchy subject for him. Keep it bookmarked for later times.

>>26975925
>>26975976
>>26976042
>>26976303

"Oh gods, I'm so sorry... I didn't... You don't have to t-"

He puts a talon on your hoof, causing you to clam up.

>"Hey, don't worry about it miss. You asked, and I answered. Not like it's a secret, hahaha."

He smiles and takes a swig of his cider.

>"We just met, I'll tell you all about it in time."

You nod silently. You take a good look at him before speaking again.

You notice the bags under his eyes, and the little wrinkles, only visible if you really stared.

Amber called him a geezer before, but how old is he?

That's kinda rude to ask, so you save that for later.

An idea hits you.

"So, what do you do for work?"

He takes another drink and a clawful of nuts to pick at.

>"I'm an engineer. I may not look it, but I'm pretty damn brilliant when it comes to that new tech from Griffonstone."

Well, at least you didn't piss him off with the necklace stuff... Wait. Engineer?

"You work with Magitech? No way, I thought you had to be well versed in pony magic and griffon engineering to get into that field."

>"I'm pretty old, sweetheart. I've been tinkering with little machines and junk since I was a child."

You nod, fascinated that he works in such a high level field.

>"Though, I'm not too bad with pony magic either. It's fascinating what you can learn from unicorns and some of the books in the Royal Canterlot Library."

>"I'm glad that they found a way to infuse pony magic with griffon tech. It brought both of our nations closer together and it's really starting to catch on."

1/2

>>26977163

You zoned out a little. That was a lot to take in, and surprisingly coherent for someone that was drunk to the point of admitting to wanting to bed you.

You notice it's considerably later. Time passes when you're having fun you guess.

>"Sadly, since it's so new, it's expensive, and in high demand. You know those rich folk, always wanting to get their hooves on the trendy new thing."

You smile a little and look at the time. It's 9. Still no one here.

He's obviously sober enough to go on and on about Magitech and stuff like that. That was fast... Might be a griffon thing.

Wait, shit, he's saying something.

>"Jazzmine? Sweetheart, you okay? Ya looked like you zoned out a little there."

>"Sorry, must have bored ya with all the logistics and inner workings of my field."

He chuckles and scratches his cheek a little, a bit embarrassed that he went on for so long.

Sorry I took so long. Had to shower and make me some dinner. And it took me some time to formulate a response...

>>26977214
Yeah sorry, it's all just a little confusing to me. I don't pretend to understand it.

>>26977214
Oh no, it's interesting, it just goes a little over my head.

It's interesting! I'm just trying to take it all in..

>>26977214
...

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>>26977224
>>26977280
>>26977338

"Wh-what? No, It's really interesting! I'm just... It goes over my head. I'm not good with technical stuff like that."

You really aren't. Alcohol is one thing, but circuits and magic and stuff? Hell no.

>"Oh. Heh, that makes sense I guess. Sorry about that sweetheart."

>"I think I've sobered up a little talking to you. How about another round before you close up?"

You look at the clock again. 10pm. Wow you're really starting to lose concept of time.
Must be Gabe. You really enjoy his company, and you guess time just flies.
He smiles and orders a couple more redheaded sluts.

You make three. Two for him, and one to sneak for yourself.

You down yours immediately and you talk for a little more.

>"So, do you live around here? It couldn't have been much more of a walk if you were on your way from Manehattan."


Where do you live???

>>26977670
Ooh umm... Maybe we are from Fillydelphia? ;A;

>>26977670
Rainbow Falls?

>>26977670
How about Los Pegasus

>>26965754
We live kinda far away. It's not that important. We'll be staying at the bar for now... Until we can find a place to live around here..

>>26977670
Hollow Shades is the closest.

>>26977670
Fillydelphia's fine.

>>26977670
our house is on the sun please

>>26977670
We actually live in the forbidden jungle

>>26977759
The moon is better.

>>26977670
We live in Manehatten. We're a very confused pony, especially about gender.

>>26977752
That would make us a local.

>>26977713
>>26977756
If we were walking to Fillydelphia why wouldn't we follow the coast south?

>>26977817
Not really. The bar seems to be outside the forest.

>>26977751
Didn't you guys read....?

>>26977843
Okay, maybe Las Pegasus would be fine.

>>26977850
It's where Gabe most likely lives. That would make it local.

>>26977670
We live in the unknown lands. Where mares glow and stallions plunder

>>26977871
Maybe, but Gabe's got wings.

>>26977751
Guys....

>>26977904
Ugh! ...

>>26977904
That's no fun. We also need to get our stuff from home so it's a decision we'll have to make eventually.

>>26977923
I think we gotta kill this guy. He's asking too many questions, and I don't like the way he's prying.
This is called "Death in the Afternoon" after all

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>>26977759

Oh yeah. Let's tell him we live on the sun. It's how we got so... Radiant.

Well, it's worth a shot...

He laughs at you, for about a minute. You're pretty embarrassed by that lame line, but you guess he found it funny.

>"Oh stars, that's certainly original!"

He catches his breath as you pout a little. It wasn't that bad...

>"If I didn't know better, I'd thing you were coming onto me."

Well, he is handsome...

Took a while to draw sorry! I'ts a little rushed, so... yeh. Sorry about quality...

>>26978255
He seems kinda fat there, yeah.

Let's not sleep with our first customer.
Along those same lines, what time does the bar close?

>>26978255
So, do we have a defined sexuality? I'm still worried about masquerading as a mare and possible consequences. It's probably best not to indulge customers who unwittingly flirt with us if we're going to eventually tell them we're a stallion. It's just sort of digging a deeper hole for ourselves.

>>26978355
This. Since we're flirting with a male griffon, I assume we're gay.

>>26978255
probably not a good idea to fuck the customers. (yet at least). When's last call anyways? I imagine Gabe needs to get home before it's too late.

>>26978287
>>26978355
>>26978368
>>26978378

You shake your head to clear your thoughts. What the hell are you thinking. You just met the guy!

It's not like he'd be into stallions anyway. He's married... I think.

"Hey, uh... what time does the bar close? Amber never told me."

>"You should probably ask Mooney herself. I don't know if it closes earlier or later on a Thursday."
>"Hey Mooney! When do ya gotta lo-"

He freezes when he looks over in Amber's direction. He snickers, building up into a chuckle.

You follow his eyes to the same table she was at earlier in the day.

You can't believe it. She's sleeping. She's even drooling on the table!

>"You should probably go wake her up."

You nod and do just that. You shake her shoulder while saying her name, hoping she isn't a heavy sleeper.

After about a minute she stirs from her slumber, smacking her lips. Very cute, just like a princess.

"Amber wake up. What time do we close this place... It's-"

You look at the clock.

"It's midnight."

>"Nnnnh... We close at Twelve thirty..."

"Amber come on. You fell asleep doing your paperwork."

She gets up and walks over to Gabe with you in tow. She grabs a soda, and you clear out the glasses that were left in front of him.

You look over at Gabe.

"I guess we're closing up soon."

He shrugs.

>"Hey Mooney, how about a sleep over? I'll take my usual room."

>"Yeah sure, knock yerself out geezer..."

Jeeze, what a grump. Gabe sticks his tongue out at her and nods at you.

>"Looks like I'll be staying the night. Too tired to go home anyhow. See ya in the morning sweetheart~"

He pats your mane and heads off to the back, wobbling a little. You blush a little at that.

"A-alright. Have a good night."

You start washing the glassware, and notice Amber leaning on the counter, grinning at you.

"Um, Amber?"

>"What the hell was that?"

"What do you mean?

>"Oh you know, that little pat, your blush... Is somethin' goin on here hun?"

>>26978619
N-no, nothing's going on.

By the way, is there a kitchen in this bar?
I'd be glad to go through the inventory, throw out the stuff that's expired, then come and wipe everything down. You seem pretty tired.

>>26978619

Might as well be honest. We shouldn't start building up a huge list lies. Besides, it's not like she doesn't know how he is.

I REALLY think he wants to sleep with me.

>>26978619
never hurts to flirt with the customers, could bring in some nice tips. lots of stallions will buy drinks just to talk to a cute spunky mare

>>26978619
It's nothing...Shouldn't you be finishing that paperwork with your drool on it then asking me about that? (Not being rude of course, more of a nervous joking tone.)

>>26978619

He basically mentioned wanting to bed me....twice.

Look uncomfortably embarrassed.

>>26978683
Now you want to fuck him?

>>26978683
We're not saying that we're a mare. No lying.

>>26978619

truth

>>26978721
We look EXACTLY like a mare...

No one is going to ask us if we're a mare and we have lied multiple times...

>>26978744
Where? Point to me the posts where we've explicitly lied.

>>26978744
(Same anon) The more we go on, the more we're digging a hole. How long are we going to cock tease around the problem?

>>26978753
Lying doesn't have to always be direct dude. We technically are lying about our gender.

>>26978714
Never said anything about fucking. just flirting for tips
>>26978721
We've already led him on this far

>>26978762
What hole? The only thing we've resolved to do is not mention on our own that we're a stallion.

I think you're blowing this way out of proportion. It's not like we're a murderer.

Gender identities, as much as they're frowned upon, are a real recognized thing.

In fact, many universities now room students by gender identify instead of biological gender.

>>26978877
I like how the conversation changed from something about our fruitless flirting to the realness of gender confused people and how people stand for it.

Can we go back to the other topic?

>>26978877
Manspreading is also in the dictionary now. Just because people accept it doesn't mean it isn't the product of somebodies delusions.

>>26978877
Shit got real. Quick.

>>26978877
What Universities do that? I would not be comfortable with that because regardless of their gender identity their sex is what matters in that situation.

Also on topic I think we should try to explain the mistaken identity thing. Something like "Wow that customer was a real card! He uhh, he started to get pretty friendly and I think he was flirting with me...But umm...The thing is I have to tell you I'm not really a mare." If Amber's upset about it apologize and say you weren't sure if she knew at first and you got embarrassed, but you wanted to make sure and be honest with her.

>>26978619
Dude, hurry up before this becomes a documentary.

>>26978950
It begins.. Dear god...

>>26978676
>>26978683
>>26978698
>>26978730

"H-he's just being nice! I mean, he was flirting with me a little, and I may have said some stuff back, but it was nothing, really!"

You can't believe you just admitted that to your boss. She gives you a knowing grin.

>"Yeah, he's a bit forward when it comes to that. He doesn't lie, and is blunt almost to a fault."
>"Very open about liking a pony when he talks to them. Also a huge nerd as of late. Stupid Magictech."

You blush a little and go back to washing the glasware.

>"I bet you liked the attention to."

You go rigid.

>"I thought so. Made you feel really pretty, didn't he."

You nod shyly.

>"Yeah, he's really good at that. And he means every word."

You dry the dishes, beet red at her explination.

>"Alright, I'm gonna lock up and head to bed. We can skip cleaning the tables since it was just us three."

1/2

>>26978973
I'll help! It may get our head cleared up from all this embarrassment.

Fuck's sake. Just tell her we're a stallion so we can end this shit.
I thought it would be funny plot thing, now we're in this 'web of lies' and 'digging a hole for ourselves' bullshit

>>26978973
"Hey , before you go, uh, you know I'm a stallion, right?"

>>26978950

A shocking number, including the one I attend.
https://www.campuspride.org/tpc/nondiscrimination/

>>26978973
"btw I have a dick haha, isn't that funny? welp goodnight!"

>>26979018

I agree.

>"Well, you're not wrong... Ah, why not? Not like you can do anything bad to me, right?"

I just hope we don't start voting to rape her in her sleep. I suspect she's scared of that sort of thing.

Jesus christ you guys
http://strawpoll.me/7275685

>>26979018
The life of a trap. Doki Doki Senpai.

>>26979018

This, but tell her GENTLY

Let her know we were just afraid she'd treat us differently if she knew, but it''s also hurting us to lie to her.

>>26979057
"Ayo bitch lookit this cawk"

>>26979048
Why the fuck is their a poll?

>>26979046
>I just hope we don't start voting to rape her in her sleep
Why would you say this? Why would you even SAY THIS?! Now we have to do it! You fool!

>>26979048
...Why is this here?

>>26979018
I wish we just fucked him at this point, It would have ended this shit so quick.

>>26979078

I vote we act as an professional barkeep would.

Give her a professional cunt cleaning with our mouth and scrub it out with our cock.

>>26979099
There's still time to sneak into his room. He's staying the night I'm sure he wouldn't mind some company. Maybe he already knows we're a stallion too and he's playing coy.

>>26979115
Please. Let's do this shit instead

>>26979115
Yes :3c

>>26979104
>>26979078
>>26979065
>>26979051

When the fuck did the horny cancer activate here?

>>26979158
The second we started lying about our benis and got repeatedly stuck in situations with sexual tension / flirting / etc. It's been happening since we started.

>>26979184
Let's get that griffon cock in us then. Hurry up

>>26979158
It's been around for a while. And my god is it annoying.

>>26978973


>"My room's the first on the right. You can choose whatever room ya like."

You nod and bid her goodnight. You quickly wipe off the bar and put away the glassware while she locks the front door and windows.

She heads to the back and you hear a door open and shut. You sigh and decide to head to bed as well.

You go into the hallway, and head to the middle door on the right, the room she put you in when you hurt yourself earlier today.

The light is already on, and it's empty. You flop onto the bed, sighing in relief.

>>26979057
>>26979043
>>26979030


You think about today. Gabriel, Amber, the fact that they still think you're a mare. It's weighing on you.

You decide to tell at least amber in the morning. You don't quite have the heart to tell him you were a guy the whole time.

Maybe Amber can give you some advice, if she doesn't fire you on the spot.

You get undressed, clean off your makeup , leave your clothes in a heap and undo your mane. You tie it in a loose ponytail and sit on the bed.

You're not entirely sleepy yet. You should find some way to entertain yourself.

>>26979226
>You should find some way to entertain yourself.
Visit Gabe.

>>26979226
Get up and knock on Gabes door and commit the gay

>>26979226
No. Let's just lie in bed until we go to sleep.

>>26979247
Let's get this shit over with and do it

>>26979247
Not even shitposting I want to see how that plays out. But we resolved to tell Amber in the morning and if we don't have the heart to tell Gabe yet we can't just barge into his room right now. Plus he drank a shit ton he probably passed out. What else is there to do though? Look around the room I guess?

>>26979247
This is stupid but oh well. Let's do this. This shit is getting annoying.

>>26979226

Why is our bedroom light on? Was it left on when we left earlier?

>>26979226
Knock on Gabes door already

>>26979245
>>26979247
>>26979262
>>26979306
>>26979311

A lot of people want to fuck Gabe....

>>26979328
No shit dude

>>26979328
Gabe's a sad silver fox with a dead wife. I would want to fuck him if we had chosen the female character but you cucks decided to be Jazmine so I have to roll with it.

>>26979226
>You're not entirely sleepy yet. You should find some way to entertain yourself.

Are you teasing us to fuck Gabe? I looks like it's working

>>26979226
Get in Gabes bed.

>>26979226

>In before there's an intruder in our room, waiting for us to masturbate.

It would explain the light already being on. Someone is waiting to jump our bones.

>>26979386
Seriously, that or masturbation, what else would we do to entertain ourselves in bed?

>>26979429
I swear to God if we don't go to Gabe. I'm going to bed. Shits getting annoying now.

>>26979447
The edge

>>26979447
I'm getting cuts from the edge

>>26979226
It was already decided we wouldn't bring it up unless asked.

>>26979226
Just sleep.

>>26979504
You are fighting a swarm of horny cancer. Seriousy...Give up..

>>26979512
>a swarm of horny cancer
This isn't a thing. Stop trying to make this a thing Gretchen.

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>>26979512
I don't know the meaning of the word surrender!!

>>26979374
We had no idea Jazmine was a guy.

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>>26979226

No attempts at lewd with Gabe. He will find out we're not a mare in the worst way possible, everybody would consider us some kind of freak, we'll lose our job, BAD END!

>>26979546
You'll know it once Gabe pops his knot in our boy pussy

>>26979563

Maybe Gabe would like some boy pussy?

He might even give us a raise!
If you know what I mean.

>>26979563
I'm just sayin' he might already know. Griffons might be better at that, he's just being sneaky.

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>>26979564

>>26979245
>>26979247
>>26979262
>>26979311
>>26979328
>>26979374
>>26979413

You lay back in your bed and think about Gabe. You reflect on all the compliments and the overt flirting.

You blush a little and think what it'd be like to spend a night with him. He did invite you to sleep with him, even if it was a joke.


http://imgur.com/6JsgU7Y

You get a little hard, your cock slipping out of your sheath.

You imagine him holding you down, a claw grazing your cheek as he breaths heavily on your neck. His other claw, pulling down your slacks halfway, just enough to see your pucker. He gently massages you, working a finger inside. His voice is gruff, whispering all the dirty things he's about to do to you while loosening you up.

Just that thought alone gets you going. You start massaging yourself with a hoof, your swirling thoughts having you leak a little on the comforter.

You can't keep doing this. You should at least talk to him before bed. You try and compose yourself and get up to open the door to search for Gabe.

Before you can reach, the doorknob twists and clicks.

Fuck... What are you gonna do?

In due time tho <3

>>26979596
Oh god no

>>26979596
Awwww shit BASED QM WANTS US TO GET THE D.

>>26979596
Regain composure and make sure you aren't indecent it could be Amber.

>>26979587
He was married and keeping his dead wife's keepsake around his neck for who knows how long.

>>26979591
The only thing about him to identify him as a stallion was a "man bun". That's why all of us were tricked into thinking he was a she.

>>26979596
HIDE EVERYTHING!!

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>>26979596
>>26979619

>>26979622
I thought it was a guy to begin with. But I play a lot of JRPGs and he reminded me of a certain character type. Like Zelos from ToS. I just automatically assumed Jazmine was some kind of Bishounen shit.

>>26979596
chuckle and try to strike up a conversation with the character coming through the door.

Maybe it's Gabe coming to find you, if not conversation is conversation

>>26979596
It's him...Isn't it...? Fuck you...

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>>26979596

>>26979226
>The light is already on, and it's empty. You flop onto the bed, sighing in relief.

>The light is already on, and it's empty.

>The light is already on

>>26979596
I have a idea of what's going to happen

>>26979596
Jump out of the way quickly. If he's still a bit dazed from drinking, he wont notice you if you're quiet.

>>26979657
Griffon is gonna see our benis

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>>26979596

Lean back, spread our legs to give whoever it is a good view and look to the side embarrassed.

>>26979657
NOONONONONONONONONONONOONNO

>>26979661
Gabe just walked back into the room he was going to sleep in and found us butt naked on his bed. We're masturbating while thinking of him, but he thinks we're a mare and he's straight. We're on the verge of an extremely awkward situation that will most likely end up with us losing our job on the first day and ending this quest.

>>26979697
Oh, there is also a bunch of stupid perverts that are fighting for lewd despite the consequences.

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>>26979657
Spread eagle and have him see your chocolate cheerio

>>26979678
Hide under the bed

>>26979711
>a bunch of stupid perverts that are fighting for lewd
The QM is indulging us. They're feeding us. It's meant to be. I would hardly describe an almost unanimous decision as "fighting for".

>>26979724

Cover ourselves and prepare to explain that we thought this room was empty.

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>>26979657
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope

>>26979729
The qm of Don't Fuck throws a ton of lewd situations at us and we know better than to take the bait because we know there will be consequences. How is this any different?

>>26979596
Just stand and wait while the person opens the door. We're already hard, naked, there's no where to hide. If it's gabe then we're already prepped and ready for him.

>>26979740
THE BED! HIDE UNDER THE FUCKING BED

>>26979740
How about under our belly while we're covered in the bed sheets?
>If it's gabe then we're already prepped and ready for him.
To freak out and cause a huge scene which would bring Amber here and cause her to fire us for being a disgusting pervert.

>>26979596
Suck your dick like you are trying to get to the center of a tootsie pop motherfucker!!

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>>26979596

>This thread right now.

>>26979596
>>26979764

Snap your dick off and hit the person who is entering like it's SR3

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>>26979657
Shits about to get prison-y

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>>26979596
>>When Gabe walks in

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>>26979631
>>26979730
>>26979724
>>26979714
>>26979688
>>26979686
>>26979657
>>26979740

ShitShitSHITHSITHSITHSIHSIHIHSIHSIHSIHSIHSHHTITSHIT!

You can barely move.

The light was already on.

Wait.

THE LIGHT WAS ALREADY ON!!

What do you do?

Hide under the bed?

Too small.

Wait. THE BED

You sprint for the bed and dive under the covers, your cock pressing against the sheets and your tummy.

The door creaks open.

You hold your breath.

>"Huh... I thought I left the light on."

It's Gabe.

What are you gonna do now? He's inside! Fuck this was his room!

>>26979836
He's going to think you got into his bed because you're returning his advances. Shiiiit do we fuck? What if he freaks out over our benis?

>>26979836
Call out Gabe's name and apologize for coming into his room.

>>26979845
From the waist up you're a mare. Blowjobs mang

>>26979845
We either need to convince him to leave or convince him to let us leave. If he gets into bed it's game over.

>>26979596
You don't have to imgur an image unless it's explicitly explicit. So a moan is fine to post. As soon as a cock comes on screen that'd need to be imgured.

>>26979858
He's a nice guy. He'd give us a reach around, find out our secret, freak out, and we'll get fired.

>>26979836

Suck his dick so hard that he passes out. THEN we can escape!

>>26979836
grit our teeth and deal with the situation, there is no hiding now! might as well make ourself at least look presentable and sexy if possible. Cover our bluster with false confidence and make it look like it was all planned and on purpose.

>>26979854
Why are you going to start talking once you're in the bed and you turned off the light?

>>26979865
See >>26979864

>>26979872
This

>>26979880
If your not asleep yet and somebody unexpectedly walks into the room you will react.

>>26979887
Tell him you want him and to keep the lights off!

>>26979898
Yes! This!

>>26979836
tell him seductively to keep the lights off and call him over and take his fat balls into your mouth

>>26979872
>>26979889
Then when he sees our dick he'll freak out, Amber would come running, see our disgusting perverted display, and we'd be fired.

>>26979895
It's not our room...Just fuck him with the lights off

>>26979898
>>26979903
reach around
1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner
What does the lights have to do with anything?

>>26979836

Tell him we thought this room was unoccupied.

>>26979905
Not in my fanfic he won't!