Why are you doing this

>>27020235
Just eat them, anon. All of them.

>>27020370
Can Trixie at least use her magic to help me eat them.

>>27020235
>rape

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One of them is alive!

>>27020235
I never understood that meme.

>>27022011
Lurk moar

>>27022043
I know where it originated from. I'm just too autistic to get the humor of it you fucking dunce.

>>27022065
Kidnapping a blacked out woman and trying convince her that your intentions are pure by offering her a bowl of eggs isn't exactly romantic.

>>27022551
I still don't get it. Sage.

>>27021996
We've gone too far

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>>27020235
>it's not a bowl of pinecones
lost opportunity

>>27022065
>>27022562
it was personal greetext story on /b/ I think
guy finds passed out woman on street
takes her home, lets her get cleaned up in his shower, gives her a bowl of eggs and tells her she has to eat them all
you know, a real heartwarming story about altruism

>>27022562
Dude its just awkward. Imagine how would you feel if you wake up in the house of a stranger and he forces you to eat a bowl of eggs

>>27022735
Yeah I'd get the fuck out of there. How is this shit funny?

>>27022745
It's funny because he thought he was being a nice guy, but instead was a huge creep.

>>27022745

It's not incredibly funny, it's just amusing and meme worthy. There is no need to take it so seriously, many memes are retarded.

>>27022923
Can't believe you have to explain this shit. We have some legit autists on here.

>>27021996
>https://youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ

>>27021996
this is the most psychotic, insane shit I have seen in at least a couple days

>>27020235
>not pinecones