I fucking dare you to name one thing ponies like more than bacon. They love that thing.
>>27365044
>horse eating meat
>meme foods
inb4 muh rare occurrences where a horse eats a bird
>>27365044
eyeballs of innocent children, for instance.
>>27365044
>fork for bacon strips
Fucking dropped
i told you.
>>27364809
>elf ears
>black Luna
JUST
>>27364817
no kidding, only half the characters here have elf ears.
inconsistent.jpg
>>27364828
The artist draws elf ears on unicorns and alicorns.
After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>27364795
Okay so it turns out that i had to do some shit last weekend and today too. Jasse's busy with "other stuff" so its up to me to fill your meaningless lives with happiness and humanized ponies.if only you could do the same for me
That aside i'm going to post a RD Tomboy story i wrote for another thread in case you guys didn't catch it and in order to keep the thread bumped while i catch up on my writing.
>>27364806
>Rarity slaps your hand away from your face
>"Darling stop that. You'll just open up the wound."
"I can't help it, it's just so itchy."
>The bandage under your eye was pulling the skin tightly over the cut
>Your best buddy Rainbow Blitz gave it to you earlier in the ring
>Who knew Blitz had such a killer left hook
>Your mind idles away at the thought
>"Darling!"
>She slaps your hand again
"Argh! I told you i can't help it!"
>You two were standing outside the doors to Canterlot High waiting for Principal Molestia to let Blitz go
>She had gotten into trouble earlier while defending you when the Dog boys jumped you
>Something about stealing their rocks
>Which you did
>You tossed them in the garden for the lulz
>But they totally started it...over the internet...on 4chan...at least you thought it was them
>Everyone was wasting time in that computer class, honestly it could've been anyone
>But not everyone spelled "Diamonds" with a capital Z at the end
>It was nearing sunset, the sky had just adopted its calming amber hue before nightfall
>The clouds on the horizon were beet red from the setting sun
>It was summer though, there was at least another hour or so of daylight left
>Which meant you three could handle a trip to the local Hay n Shake for some fries
>Hay fries sucked but they were cheap, and you were broke and hungry
"Everytime i put one of those things in my mouth i die a little inside."
>"Oh come now they're good for you. Besides Blitz said you needed to lay off the greasy foods if you wanted to get fit."
>You admitted you were soft and out of shape, but did that really merit punishing yourself so?
>Your stomach groaned in hunger and protest
"If that cunt doesn't get out here in five minutes or less I am going to-"
>"You goin' to what fag?"
"Eek!"
>You jump a foot off the ground
>"HA! Nice vertical leap nigger, but today's a cardio day. Unless you want to work your pecs, i think you'd look cute with a pair of boobs like Rarity's."
>"Blitz!"
>"Relax Rar's his won't be as big as yours but they look like they're on the right track."
>Rainbow poked your chest
>"Nice Gyno fag."
"Hey, knock it off!"
>You try to shove her hands away but all you manage to do is get your nipple twisted
"AHH!!! That hurts you fucking whore!"
Anyone still appreciate him?
>>27364772
i love him
he is my husbano
>>27364772
I really want to masturbate him
>>27364772
Yes and the amount of porn there is of him.
Some Ponies Just Want To Watch The World Burn Edition
>>27364683
>>27364909
Oh dear. What's going on here?
>>27365366
They're just roasting marshmallows anon, nbd.
Shannon Chan-Kent is the best singing voice in the series, good grief. Pinkie Pie is so god tier it's insane with her and Libman. The voice of an angel.
Good but not best
>The presents always filled with presents! So come on open your eyes!
Fuck man, I don't know what it is, if it's just how much enthusiasm she puts behind it but that one part of the song basically solidified it as my favourite song in the episode, potentially even the whole show.
>>27364672
I think it's supposed to be "presents always filled with presence."
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>27364398
Well, good for you, then!
>>27364398
I want to rape Rainbow Dash so many times that her new cutie mark will be an outline of my ball sac
I want to stick my dick inside a hornet's nest
This cup looks interesting.
>>27364234
No it isn't. Just back away from it. There us nothing interesting, noteworthy, or friendship problematic here.
Don't you do it, Purple Smart!
>>27364234
I like this cup better
>hurr the show is boring
>durr the show is so shitty now
>after season 3 premiere nothing is canon
I know that most part of this kind of threads are just baits, but seriously if the show is so bad to you, why even still watching it?, why even still here?
The ride is over now?
>>27364109
There are some people who legitimately only come here for greentext, hell, there's people who write fucking greens without having watched a single episode.
Just let that sink in for a moment
>>27364109
This board only exists for memes now!
>>27364109
I'm just waiting for that spark to come back, the one I got when I first started the series.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10216258
Some people hate it, some people love it, but most people seem to agree that the songs were pretty good.
So which was your favourite?
Second one, just because I love The Nightmare Before Christmas.
>>27363961
Gotta go with Pinkie here. It just feel's so natural for her character to break into song like that. Definitely the most in-character tune.
Pinkie's present was smile tier
fite me
Anyone else disappointed that the lesson wasn't "you have to celebrate Hearth's Warming Eve or else Wendigos will come and kill everyone"?
The lesson was "Buy Christmas presents or everyone dies."Say, it's almost like a toy company made this one.
>>27363931
>>27363939
I thought the lesson was that Starlight is worst pony
>>27363931
I stopped watching the moment it became clear it was yet another Christmas Carol adaption. Was the lesson "celebrate Christmas or Scootaloo dies"?
Are you guys ever going to come back to /co/?
>>27363867
hopefully not.
>>27363867
Are the mods ever going to let us?
>>27363867
/co/ doesn't want us
Do you think they're gonna make an EqG series?
I think it's the right time T B H
By shifting away from Pony Twilight as the main character and giving that spot to a character from EqG, Sunset, I feel they're in the right position to do so.
I guess it all depends how EG4 ends/
>>27363555
Is inevitable
>>27363555
Pls no
Pls, I need my Sunny...
Just do this for me Hasbro. You've already thrown me into the never ending hell that his ponies, then you made a spinoff non-canon series and make the best girl exclusive to it. Every night I wake up screaming. Just do this for me, Hasbro...
Hey guys, remember this?
Remember how you guys were gonna show hasbro?
That showed them!
>>27363180
REEEEEEE
LAUREN HAD SO MANY GOOD IDEAS
>>27363180
Imagine if we had actually gone through with this and a deluge of people from the rest of the fandom came here as a result.
>>27363246
How would she handle with certain villains like Discord and Starlight Glimmer?
You have 10 seconds to come up with a reason why she isn't already your waifu.
Trump
shimmerfgas vs glimmerfags
>>27363094
Don't need one. I just don't about her.