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Anonymous
2016-05-17 01:45:08 Post No.27382006
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:45:08 Post No. 27382006 [Report] [View this topic]

You may apply for citizenship in Equestria if you agree to the following terms:

If you have a penis under 4 inches in length you are to be gelded.

If you have a penis between 4-7 inches in length you will be required to wear a chastity device at all times.

If you have a penis length over 7 inches in length you will be required to wear a chastity device for a minimum of 3 consecutive days a week. On the fourth day you may remove your device and sow your seed as you see fit.

If you have a penis length of 12 inches or more you will become a permanent "guest" in the royal harem where you will be magically and mechanically milked until deemed unfit for service.

If you have a vagina you will become serving wenches/whores.

If you are a transgender person or any of the other asexual, omisexual, furfagosexual bullshit-spewing faggots who simply cannot accept being a single gender, you will be executed immediately.

How do you fare?

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:48:11 Post No.27382042
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>>27382006
What if I have two penises, four nipples and a vagina?

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>>27382006
I get off scott free because I use the metric system and thus am legally precluded from these terms by its own wording.

Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:59:17 Post No.27382147
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>>27382006
Why are you forcing your shitty fetishes?

Tripfagtripfag
How come no brony ever says Pinkie Pie is their favorite pony? 2016-05-17 01:14:36 Post No.27381756
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How come no brony ever says Pinkie Pie is their favorite pony? Tripfagtripfag 2016-05-17 01:14:36 Post No. 27381756 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:15:07 Post No.27381765
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>>27381756
fuck off, kill yourself

Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:15:35 Post No.27381768
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>>27381756
Because she's shit.

Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:15:38 Post No.27381770
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>>27381756
Are you blind? Dumb?

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2016-05-17 01:10:20 Post No.27381721
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:10:20 Post No. 27381721 [Report] [View this topic]

How did this guy not get sued by Hasbro or Bethsoft.

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:10:46 Post No.27381725
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>>27381721
I mean bethesda

Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:11:44 Post No.27381735
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>>27381721
Didn't they get permission to do that limited printing as long as they didn't make any money off of it?

Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:12:22 Post No.27381742
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>>27381721
He's not the first person to do it. I think past sins was.

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2016-05-17 01:05:59 Post No.27381686
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:05:59 Post No. 27381686 [Report] [View this topic]

Any MLP Newfags like me?

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:08:20 Post No.27381702
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>>27381686
Shut up, newfaggot.

Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:08:36 Post No.27381703
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>>27381686
lurk moar

Anonymous 2016-05-17 01:09:14 Post No.27381711
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>>27381686
We don't like your kind round these parts

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2016-05-17 00:33:21 Post No.27381316
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 00:33:21 Post No. 27381316 [Report] [View this topic]

YLYL: MLP editon

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 00:41:39 Post No.27381419
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>>27381327
DELETE THIS

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>>27381327

Inept (ID: !lLgai.dPso)
Paper Pony (A 2-D CYOA) 2016-05-17 00:21:57 Post No.27381199
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Paper Pony (A 2-D CYOA) Inept (ID: !lLgai.dPso) 2016-05-17 00:21:57 Post No. 27381199 [Report] [View this topic]

~~https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSIOz-~~
Wait, no.
This isn't right.
~~https://youtu.be/_18H3yDUICE~~
~~There we go.~~

Welcome to PapEquestria! What 2-D adventures await you?

Last thread : >>26950143

[PRESS ANY BUTTON TO CONTINUE]

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 00:29:41 Post No.27381275
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>>27381199
[half a press]

Anonymous 2016-05-17 00:30:28 Post No.27381282
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>>27381199
Oh shit we back? It's been forever!

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>>27381275
I swear to fuck Anon, an a press is a celestia damned a press. You cannot fucking do this half shit.

Anonymous
2016-05-17 00:06:23 Post No.27381008
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 00:06:23 Post No. 27381008 [Report] [View this topic]

Would Daring Do ever use guns?

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Anonymous 2016-05-17 00:07:03 Post No.27381013
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>>27381008
...Maybe?

Anonymous 2016-05-17 00:08:29 Post No.27381024
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>>27381013
I don't know

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>>27381008
Would she drive a motorcycle, too?

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Birthday Game 2016-05-16 23:53:22 Post No.27380869
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Birthday Game Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:53:22 Post No. 27380869 [Report] [View this topic]

OP here again.
Birthday game.
Mine is July 4th.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:55:19 Post No.27380889
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>Sing with Soarin
Maybe I'll get to know my waifu through him.

Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:56:02 Post No.27380901
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>Bake a cake for Celestia

HORSE PUSSY TONIGHT

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>>27380869
>Truth or dare with Twily
TIME FOR SEXUAL DARES

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:50:55 Post No. 27380834 [Report] [View this topic]

Imagine that all of the ponies are unicorns and that their horns are made out of candy. What do they taste like? (Pick related; banana.)

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:51:47 Post No.27380844
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Isn't there a fanfic about this?

Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:52:38 Post No.27380857
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>>27380834
...why banana?

Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:52:48 Post No.27380859
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:52:48 Post No.27380859 [Report]

>Moondancer is just a Twilight recolor with glasses

Can't get over it.

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2016-05-16 23:42:11 Post No.27380737
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:42:11 Post No. 27380737 [Report] [View this topic]

This combination of a jacket that covers the forelegs and cuffs on the hindlegs that puts the focus squarely on a pony's ass has touched me in an unexpected way.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:43:48 Post No.27380755
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>>27380737
You mean you have touched you in a not at all unexpected way.

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>>27380755
I should mention I'm not someone who typically clops.

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Plushie Fucker 2016-05-16 23:37:43 Post No.27380684
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Plushie Fucker Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:37:43 Post No. 27380684 [Report] [View this topic]

So /mlp/, I have this friend, I've been in contact with him for awhile, he doesn't watch the show, and has little interest in it himself, i've known him for ahwhile and we've been good pals since highschool. But we're not here to talk about him, We're here to talk about his autistic brother. Now, I've met this guy before, The first time I go over to visit, I see a room my friend didn't tell me about, and I peek in being the nosey shit I am, and it's his brothers room. Pony plushies out the fucking ass, my little pony decorations, and some other video game shit, and then I see his brother, he's wearing a Trixie shirt, and he looks at me from his computer and says hello, Not wanting to spill my spaghetti I tell him Hi and say I have to use the restroom.

Now I haven't been over there awhile, but I wanted to give some context to this story.

Now I get a call from my friend, by this point he knows I watch the show, He sounds like he's been laughing pretty hard for a bit and I ask him what's up, and he tells me today he found his brother fucking his trixie plush and screaming out her name in his room.

This man has done something none of us have ever had the guts to do. Keep doing what you do autism plushie fucker, keep doing what you do.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:39:30 Post No.27380707
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>>27380684
Is he literally autistic or just a fag?

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>>27380707
I'm pretty sure he has some form of autism, although my friend could have been fucking with me.

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>tfw have Trixie plush
>only snuggled her once for fear of deforming her in sleep
>she stands 'naked' atop a dresser looking down at me now
I could never convince myself to even potentially harm that plushie, yet I don't want to buy a second one because I feel that's more autistic than just snuggling the one I already have.

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MLP Movie News 2016-05-16 23:25:36 Post No.27380554
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MLP Movie News Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:25:36 Post No. 27380554 [Report] [View this topic]

more information about the MLP Movie is out

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:29:46 Post No.27380601
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>>27380554
The movie will be a disaster like Jem and the Holograms.

Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:31:21 Post No.27380622
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>>27380601
Well, aren't you just a fucking ball of sunshine and optimism

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:23:42 Post No. 27380532 [Report] [View this topic]

People who make you ashamed to like the show.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:24:27 Post No.27380540
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>>27380532
>People who make you ashamed to like the show.
OP for starters

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>>27380532
>implying i allow other people to influence my likes and dislikes
go be a weak minded faggot somewhere else.

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>>27380532
I think he's kinda funny when he rages.
And to answer your question: About 95% of this fandom.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:08:08 Post No. 27380382 [Report] [View this topic]

You can go to Equestria, but you are inflicted with a curse that forces you to perceive all equines as humans.

~~Only equines though~~

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:09:01 Post No.27380389
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>>27380382
~~i can still fuck spikes ass~~

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>>27380389
>Hundreds of anons transported to Equestria
>They all have the same curse
>Because of >no hooves Spike literally spends every second of his life getting gangbanged

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>>27380382
Fine by me.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:04:14 Post No. 27380339 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you remember her name, /mlp/? Anyway, Princess/Dragon Lord Ember thread. How do you think she'll rule the dragons?

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 23:05:50 Post No.27380355
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>>27380339
with a thick staff.

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>>27380339
She'll build a giant wall and make Equestria pay for it.

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>>27380373
good shit desu

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