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There's a strip club in Ponyville now. All of the Mane Six and your favorite non-mane six ponies are working there.
The amount of physical money you currently have in your possession is transformed into bits. Credit cards and money in the bank doesn't count, only physical cash which you currently have with you. 1 U.S. dollar = 1 bit.
To watch the pony of your choice pole dance to one song costs 2 bits.
To get a lapdance from the pony of your choice costs 10 bits.
To take the pony of your choice into the VIP room costs 50 bits.
What are you able to afford and who do you do it with?
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trigger warning
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>>27347784
What's the point in a strip club if they usually wear no clothes?
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>>27347795
lapdances
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If you could visit your younger self one month prior to discovering pony, what would you tell them, either about pony, 4chan, or life in general? Try to think back to that era in your life.
And you don't have to say "bring back future winning lottery ticket/racehorse results" because that's just obvious.
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I would beg them to check social media before starting any relationships. That's screwed me up a lot since then.
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I would tell that fucker to make cash. Rob some people if you had to. There was no way the cops were going to find out, trust me, I would know.
Hopefully by now I'd have some spare cash to fuck around with. Nah, I would have the cash, it's not even a question. But fucking cops dude.
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>>27346662
Don't quit your job, Drop out of college instead. Put all money not focused on loan repayment in Hasbro stock $85 today. (low 30$ during season 2 when I got into this shit)
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>yfw when Spike will always last longer than you because he has hemipenes
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> yfw when you know The Weaver will probably never do MLP stuff again ...
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>>27345361
He was a bandwagoner. He's moved on to zootopia drawing lewd comics of Nick and Judy.
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>>27345361
Are you telling me this one isn't new? Cause this is 11 days old as far as I can tell.
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Out of /hhh/ Hiatus Edition
Welcome to /hhh/, your international supplier of horsecock
Previous thread: >>27167286
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/weQBXNEL
Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1886660 ([email protected] as Admin)
Discord: https://discord.gg/0sosliwN24eVyj4s
IRC: http://pastebin.com/U28waazT
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Skype: Add Neighpalm from North Korea as a contact
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>>27340384
is Care Package the official /hhh/-approved horsebando?
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Last I heard there wasn't oneBut I thought it was braeburn for a while
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Care Package is just as good as any other stallion honestly. They're all adorable.Though there is a special place in my heart for Soarin~
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Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.
So far Cold File (File) has managed to scrape up enough money to get him by for at least a week and has taken on another job.
Current job.
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Your target is the Bio-Dyne research data server. You are to obtain all available information on lot 1474 and erase it from their servers. I will send someone to pick up the information once you've obtained the files.
Once again it's 5000 bits once we get the files and an extra 2000 if they don't know what happened.
We appreciate your help in advance,
-Wintermute
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Currently you have this information from 4 emails used by Bio-dyne employees.
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>[email protected]
Melody is a 32 year old unicorn mare. Currently not in a relationship. She posts a lot of pictures of her pet guinea pig named Daisy in various clothing.She also periodically posts small poems. According to the information you've gathered she has her doctorate in biology with a minor bio-engineering.
>[email protected]
You find no information on this individual.
>[email protected]
Paul is a 28 year old male griffin. Most of what you find is pictures of him in various nice parts of the world. He is married with 4 children. According to his profiles, he works in file management.
>[email protected]
Slide Rule is an accountant, 38 year old earthpony mare that seems to have been in 4 relationships in the last 6 months. She has a lot of profiles on various dating sites and seems to enjoy going to clubs with her friends, Sapphire shores' music and movies about animals, as well as trying "anything new".
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You also managed to Access Bio-Dyne's employee services via Slide Rule's account. Which made you want to target Paul because his job may grant him access to the files you need.
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Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/semanticerror/
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[21165 Halfturn way apt. 102-165]
>You continue your search for the utilities box for Paul Apartment. so you can gain access to his computer from the hard-lines in his building. You know that this is kind of a stupid idea but you did walk all of the way here so...
>Putting that aside in your mind, you continue down the dark hall with your PDA lighting the way.
Eventually you find the boxes for fiber-optic communication, Utilities Control and electricity in Paul's apartment.
>You could toss a vampire clip on the fiber lines and break into his network or monitor traffic over the line but you will have to stay in this service hallway while you do it.
Hacking tools
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-Fingerprinter
Helps identify operating system.
-Key logger
Program that records keystrokes(Must be installed on host machine)
-Network Mapper
gives you a map of connected devices on a network.
-Password cracker
program that helps recovering passwords.
-Pinger
Measure how quickly data transfers between nodes.
-port scan
Looks for open ports. (Scan may alert firewall)
-Sniffer
Stops network traffic temporarily (seen as a system test)
-Zombie
Distract system with multiple requests from computers with this software on them.
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Question is, What do you do?
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If the vampire clip is our only option at the moment we might as well do that.
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>Fingerprinter
But you're a HOOOOOOOOORRRRRSE
>on the city bus coming home from work
>fat neckbeard talking with some other guy
>neckbeard says other guy should watch mlp
>what.jpg
>other guy refuses but doesn't seem quite sure if himself
>the neckbeard encourages him to watch the show until he eventually agrees to watch it
>neckbeard gives a loud "WOOHOO!"
>every passenger on the bus including myself looks at him
>he looks embarrassed
>as he's putting his arms down he touches my shoulder with his entire hand
>he apologizes
>look at my shoulder
>there's some weird shit on it
>it smells like ass
>gag
>get off bus and go home
>throw shirt away
>it was my favorite shirt
God damn bronies.
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>>27338776
Next time on things that never happened
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>>27338812
>implying
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>>27338776
>>throw shirt away
not
> beg mummy to wash it
Are they meant for each other?
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>>27337590
Yes.
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>>27337590
But he's a dog. Just like ember
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>>27337590
rarity's tits are not that big
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Unofficial /mlp/Dungeon Hangout Thread #18 Damn Shitposters Edition 2016-05-12 12:16:30 Post No.27335836
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Unofficial /mlp/Dungeon Hangout Thread #18 Damn Shitposters Edition
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Welcome to our thread.This is where we hang around when Lawsmen is gone.
Krono's Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Kronoisunavailable
Enjoy your stay
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>>27324787
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Why are we at Strawberry edition?
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>>27335892Because I'm too lazy to edit the current one
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Or what was the current one
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http://askloona.tumblr.com/post/144241752525/m102565253re
So, this was some pretty heavy update. She's still offline on Skype though, it's almost a month now. Anyone interested in decrypting stuff, again?
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No. She can suck a zigger dick for all I care. That way she can actually have a purpose, instead of making some edgy After-Effects creepy pasta video.
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SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WTG IS GOING ON
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People still care about her?
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Martial ArtsAnon / Rainbowdyke Thread 9 - Here is the News Edition 2016-05-12 01:13:54 Post No.27332596
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Martial ArtsAnon / Rainbowdyke Thread 9 - Here is the News Edition
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suppy's Martial ArtsAnon - http://pastebin.com/E5eYC9Xq
ZimZam's Revenge is Sweet - http://pastebin.com/08vZWsnR
GSW's pastebin is MIA
The new blood Comfy - http://pastebin.com/Cni9jaST
Original prompt:
>"Haha, you faggot can't even stand a hit from a girl! What you gonna do now, fuckboy? Cry?! Fucking nerd!"
Prompt #2
>"Hey, Anon! You should join the martial arts club! You know, /she's/ in it too!"
Old thread: >>27296591
Older thread: >>27128323
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uh oh noews!
http://pastebin.com/E5eYC9Xq
Pastebin updated tho lol. Ignore the below if you want to live in a candy land of joy.I don't see myself completing this story and I am tentatively putting it on hiatus. Each week just notches up the ambient stress of wanting to deliver, and for whatever psychotic internal reason, I cannot.
This is not for a lack of ideas. Instead, I feel unable to consistently deliver quality. I am proud of my writing for the most part, but I am not confident I can continue to deliver to your satisfaction in terms of plot, vocabulary, dialogue, anything really. I would be writing the same scenes (anonshy fluff, forced conflict, oh no! fights) to no real avail. As a writer who has not matured skill-wise, I accept this.
I still have all of my concept text saved, including all events between the last update and the ending. Does anyone want a tacked-on epilogue, or just to see those design texts? I would be willing to extend that as a token of apology keke.
Major hats off to Comfy. He's more prodigious than I and I've been enjoying each post. I will likely remain to bump this particular thread alive for him, and then help consider the future of the stories here.
PS I don't blame those who dropped off the ride after AnonShy got together / Rainbow got beat and went to the hospital. That was the carrot and I fed you prematurely, didn't I?
inb4 tldr
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>Ignore the below if you want to live in a candy land of joy.
I shouldn't have ignored this.
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Let us have another thread for the scaly goddess known as Ember.
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Previously: http://pastebin.com/3JuDQcWF
Continued from line 530
>After a few seconds the brightness becomes uncomfortable and you look away.
>You should probably take a few steps backwards too before you feel hot again.
>The thought of heat makes you realize that you're actually feeling quite thirsty.
"Hey, Ember, is the water from that lake drinkable?"
>"It is for me at least."
>Well, guess it's at least not poisonous then.
>You walk up to the edge of the lake and notice that there is a small drop from the cave floor to the surface.
>It's difficult to tell how high the drop is exactly since it's backside is shrouded in darkness, but it's definitely too high for you to comfortably reach into the lake.
>A quick look along the rim of the lake reveals that you're actually at one of the lowest points of the miniature cliff.
>Great.
>The idea of lying down on your stomach to reach the lake with your hand doesn't seem very appealing to you but it's probably the only option you have.
>"What's the matter, big boy, need help with drinking?"
>The sudden sound of Ember's voice from beside you startles you a little but you manage not to flinch.
"Well, it's not as easy as it seems to actually get to the water."
>Ember laughs, and you're slightly annoyed at Ember making fun of what to you is a very real problem.
>"Perhaps I'm just a natural."
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>With that Ember walks up to the edge and bends down, using her long neck and snout to reach the water.
>The larger part of her body seems to have actually passed the edge but she actually keeps her balance thanks to her tail.
>From the sound of it Ember seems to start drinking from the lake and in her current position you can't help but notice the way her ass is being lifted into the air.
>Now that you're this close to it you realize that your earlier ideas about what Ember's rump looked like were utterly wrong.
>You had imagined she'd have a butt like a human would with a clearly defined crack and the tail protruding from her lower back.
>Instead her abdomen transitions neatly into a very thick and long tail, and what had looked like butt cheeks are actually thighs located on the side of Ember's body.
>Doesn't that kind of make it a butt though?
>Despite it's somewhat alien appearance you can't help but admire it.
>From the looks of it it is very muscular and firm, so-
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>Suddenly Ember pulls her head back up again and you quickly turn your gaze away from Ember's rear and towards her face.
>Luckily she doesn't seem to be looking in your direction at the moment and after raising her snout highly into the air she seems to be swallowing the last of the water in her mouth.
>You find the scene captivating.
>The way she swallows with some of the fluid running down her neck, followed by the satisfied, little sigh she gives afterwards just moves something inside of you.
>Then Ember turns towards you and you feel your heartbeat quicken.
>"There, did that look hard to you?"
>It takes you a moment to gather your thoughts, but luckily Ember does not seem to be suspicious of you.
"To be honest it didn't, but unfortunately I don't have a tail."
"If I were to lean over the ledge like that I'd probably fall head-first into the lake."
>Ember just rolls her eyes at you.
>Still your dry throat convinces you to at least try to get some water out of the lake with your hand.
>You find a spot that's relatively dry and lie down on your chest with your shoulders just barely sticking out over the edge.
>When you reach down you can actually put your hand into the lake and quickly notice that the water is cold as fuck.
>Still you form a spoon with your hand and bring some to your mouth, though unfortunately your palm makes for a pretty shitty spoon.
>The water tastes like it contains a fuckton of calcite but still it's a nice feeling to have the cool liquid run down your throat.
>After about a dozen or so handfuls of water your hand starts to hurt from the cold and you pull back up with a groan.
>It's frustrating to have this much water right in front of you and yet have no way to reach it properly.
is applejack racist?
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Clearly
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Uh, buhduh!
She's farmer, what did you expect?
>One after another, sudden gusts of cold wind come and go, fresh air entering your muzzle and an uncomfortable sensation leaving your tail. It doesn't help that this cloak has the effectiveness of a wooden horseshoe.
>Resting atop the mound, past the forest you just left, you have a moment to yourself, observing the magnificence before your eyes: the open expanses of the North, land of hearty ponies, freezing and yet homely. Your home. To the left, the treeline of the forest extends to incredible lengths.
>It is from this forest that you, along with three other ponies, have come here. Young as you are, and indebted to the North, you've taken on a temporary role as scouts, helping your adults detect threats to what's left of the tribal union. Everyone with a healthy body, no matter their trade or talent, has taken up arms once again against the oncoming menace. Being a young unicorn lad, a rare sight in these lands, your father insisted that it would be good for your constitution.
>In the distance, a column of smoke rises between the trees of another patch of greenery. It is the enemy, surely, since that forest falls into their border, and they've grown cocky, so much as to not mind their own steps. You, on the contrary, must remain alert.
>You could step forth, maybe past the border, and see for yourself. However, that's not what you were asked of, and there is a small pond nearby, in the forest, where your partners are probably meeting. You could also go in any other direction, within your borders, or stay here.
>Now then, where should you go for a start...?
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We should go to the pond. Checking out the smoke would be a real bad idea.
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>>27314942
Lets rendezvous with our fellow scouts first.
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Why can't the cartoon show or the comic books do something like this?
http://siansaar.deviantart.com/art/Changeling-Concept-The-Nekropolis-Hive-387356476
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Do we really need more Changeling queens?
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>>27314597
Yes. An expanded universe could do good for MLP's franchise.
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>>27314588
Don't you already have a roach thread for this.
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Meeting The Parents Edition
Previous Thread
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Twisted Desires Pastebin
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/dVKsDRhX
Part 5: http://pastebin.com/PEVVbQHu
Knifey said he wasn't feeling too good, but he might return to us one day. Check his story out here
http://pastebin.com/BAKYHgJ8
And Minty, his story can be found here
http://pastebin.com/u/mintyanon
Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidyas of your choice
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Gotta watch out on episode days.
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>>27300919
Yeah, I figured that's what happened
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Doesn't help when the troll threads come out, too.