You have 10 seconds to come up with a reason why she isn't

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shimmerfgas vs glimmerfags

>>27363094
Don't need one. I just don't about her.

>>27363094
I am a loner who needs no waifu

>>27363094
she doesnt exist

>>27363094
cringe threads belong on /b/, faggot.

>>27363094
Kill yourself, retard.

>>27363094
>no hooves
I mean come on it's obvious.

>>27363114
Yellow vs Purple
The Shimmer of the Sunsert vs the Glimmer of the Starlight

>>27363094
I'm an adult and I have no use for imaginary girlfriends.

>>27363205
This, I have a real gf and it's great. It's much better than jerking off alone in the dark

>>27363094
1.- there are plenty of ponies in the show, actual ponies
2.- I've had a waifu long before shim-sham was even conceptualized
3.- you're waifu a shit

>>27363094
She's not my type.

>>27363219
normie :^)

>>27363094
Because Luna is a million times better

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>>27363205
>>27363219
Chh, tell em' brah

>>27363094
I got my waifu 10 years ago.

She is my favorite EQG though

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>>27363265

>>27363094
I already have a waifu

how was this not the first response?

>>27363138
Why do people always say this? Cringe threads are common on most fast boards.

>>27363265
What's this picture supposed to convey? That people who'd be okay to be with a pony or a human are better than people who choose only humans or only ponies?

>>27363265
>he has such shit taste he doesn't even have standards

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>>27363094
I don't fuck horses. I ride them.

till shimsham becomes a horse again I don't have any reason to be around her, let alone have some kind of relationship with her, even if its purely a rider/beast of burden one.

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>>27363114
Setting of the Sun vs. Light of the Star

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>>27363094
BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE DISGUSTED BY MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27363392
>frogposter
I'm sure everyone is disgusted by you

>>27363143
Hooves a shit bruh

>>27363094
I don't like baacon.

>>27363335
How is that not obvious?

>>27363345
His standards allow him to enjoy more at no expense of his own. Your standards mean part of your time on the ride is spent hating something and feeling negative.

This is part where you say "I don't give a shit about >no hooves".

>>27363094
Because no apples

>>27363094
Twilight Sparkle. That's why.

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>taking the bait

>>27363365
>I don't fuck horses. I ride them
>implying you can't do both
>at the same time

not a pony

>>27363186
You mean orange vs pink