Why are they so useless?
Affirmative action
>>27643065
Celestia only gives them big pointy sticks to fight with
Because they are trained to only very basic competency since there are so many. The talented rise through the ranks to become spec ops or something. And still get outshined by 6 mares from middleofnowhereville
Only 480 days to go
>>27641462
hyp
>>27641462
Hip
They're going to fuck it up
Everyone one on neo-/mlp/ who is actually "hyp" and ready to slurp up Hasbro's next diarrhea shit despite it being goddawful needs to fucking leave
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27641377
I want to put my dick in that
>>27641377
I wanna give her mycreamy creamy frosting.
>>27641377
I want to suck her pink vulva
>Go to school
>You're a new student
>Applebloom comes up to you at lunch and introduces herself
>"My name is Applebloom and i'm 14 years old. I like to show off my sexy stomach and my sexy bod. Right now i'm dating three boys. When my sister doesn't let me do what I want to do, I slap her around. I may be 14, but I have the body of a 24 year old woman."
What do you do?
>>27640922
Eat my fucking lunch.
>>27640922
Wonder what this strange alien creature is.
>not a pony
Beat the shit of this thing, and call her parentsoh wait.....
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>>27640020
Ya'll mother fuckers are takin' my memes
>>27640063
Didn't ask for this?
>>27640072
No you took the "Explain this Bullshit!" Meme of mine
Is it accurate?
>>27639896
I didn't know Pinkie was an apple farmer.
>>27639896
I bet AJ listens to Johnny Rebel
I really picture Rarity being more the type to like classical music, jazz in general is associated with being "ethnic" and not particularly high class
Twilight to me seems like the kind of person who would consider music in general a waste of time, one of those rare weirdos you meet who just "isn't into music"
The rest...I don't see why not, Pinkie seems like she's like literally anything that was decent and Rainbow Dash imo I just always picture as like a Blink 182 fan but I guess anything that could possibly be perceived as "awesome" could fit her MO
I want to be the cute mare
>>27639628
I heard that there was a party in Oregon to do that.
>>27639628
What happened to her legs?
>>27639637
>Nyx fag saying another pony has a stupid face
https://youtu.be/ztVMib1T4T4
Lets post our voices on vocaroo and tell us who your favorite pony is!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NukCO9TaW8
Here is me
>>27639207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07hEuAvndBn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NwgnIedsU0
Shitty east texan hick drawl
Describe why you like mlp using 5 words without saying anything sexual.
>>27638624
Ponies are cute as fuck
>>27638624
I think ponies are cute.
>>27638624
Sunset and Starlight should date
So we know Starlight will definitely play a big part in the finale, but do you guys think Hasbro would go as far as to make her an alicorn? Seventh season? What about Sunny? Shes had wings twice but not a confirmed Alicorn. Would Hasbro ever consider giving either of them Alicorn wings?
>>27637877
Aloha Snackbar
>>27637877
Why would she get wings? If none of the other main characters have them then she ain't getting them. Especially since she is a secondary character.
Also """"Sunny""""" is irrelevant
>>27637877
She is best pony, so I hope so.Shall this be our Starlight thread?
Am i the only one who browse this board only for the images?
>>27637282
Yes anon you're a special snowflake
>>27637288
Oh thank God, for a moment i thought i was like the rest of you. So how about we rate the M6 now?
>>27637304
theyre all 10/10. would bang.
When you inevitably get depressed about your existence, what do you do to feel better and does it involve ponies? If so, do they help or hurt?
>>27636599
I jerk off to ponies, it makes me feel better for a few minutes at least.
>>27636599
I write green, providing entertainment and content for my fellow anons. That always puts a smile on my face.
Coffee and a book also helps.
>>27636599
I watch and look at funny things. They make me smile, and that's what matters.
Who else here misses her? Who else here wishes she could have stayed on the ride a little while longer?
https://youtu.be/d3fFldhsJDw?t=2m42s
>>27636230
I want to be Faust'serrand boydelivering hot, enormous, loads ofcoffeeand tell her how much I love herworkand regularly reminder her how jealous I am that Craig gets tospend so much time with such a talented creatormaybe drop hints about how I'd love to join her inthe cartoon industryand be able toworkalongside her.
>>27636230
https://youtu.be/cC5YPfMzBK4?t=30m52s
>tfw it's been 3 years now since Faust visited /MLP/
>tfw she'll never return here again
What do you think of the first half of Season 6?
There was a post on Equestria Daily asking this but that place is kind of a hugbox and most of the discussion is very generic anyway: "it sucks" "best season so far" "I love Trixie and Starlight" "MLP's target audience is six year old girls, of course you're not going to like the show, stop criticizing it and acting so entitled" etc. What do you guys think?
Personally I'm not a fan of this season. I've found most of the episodes are forgettable and the ones I do remember are because they either pandered to fans (Trixie/Starlight) or there was an incredible amount of backlash (Flurry Heart, cringey Rainbow Dash). The Hearth's Warming episode was still pretty good, but I don't remember much of it aside from Luna singing at the end.
Here's the list of episodes we've had so far incase you've forgotten:
1 - The Crystalling – Part 1
2 - The Cutie Map – Part 2
3 - The Gift of the Maud Pie
4 - On Your Marks
5 - Gauntlet of Fire
6 - No Second Prances
7 - Newbie Dash
8 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
9 - Saddle Row Review
10 - Applejack's "Day" Off
11 - Flutter Brutter
12 - Spice Up Your Life
It just doesn't feel like MLP anymore
I'm a sucker for musical episodes and episodes where the Mane 6 are actors in a play, so A Hearth's Warming Tale is now in my top 10.
Saddle Row Review was a great SoL episode where the writers got to try out the "fake reality TV interview sessions" trope from shows like Modern Family and The Office. Definitely made the season worth watching.
Gauntlet of Fire was a great adventure episode, but they're not my favorite anyway.
Gift of Maud Pie, On Your Marks, No Second Prances and Applejack's "Day" Off were weak episodes (in my opinion) compared to the rest, but they were mostly harmless.
I liked the Crystalling almost exclusively for the exploration of Starlight and Sunburst's story, something I never expected to be resolved. It was a heartwarming reunion, and totally human for Starlight to have this built-up image of Sunburst in her head, only to have him be some nobody shut-in that just never wrote home out of neglect. It hit pretty close to home, really.
>>27635215
I liked it
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Tonight I'll be spinning pony tunes, awful dubstep, and YOUR requests from 7:00PM to 11:00PM CST! To make a request just post the YOUTUBE or SOUNDCLOUD link in the thread below! Requests don't have to be pony-related, but everytime you make a non-horse requestthey make another shit EQG movie
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>>27634658
Ayyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q