612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is still storytimed here!
>>27591850
The Tasty Treat seems like it's found its home on Restaurant Row, after some cajoling. The exotic flavor has made a bit of a stir in town, after all. Where does it come from? Saffron and Coriander hail from outside Canterlot; "halfway across Equestria" was an expression the father used. The community in the capital might not be what they're used to in their previous home, but it was important to Chef Masala to introduce the cooking she'd known since childhood to the population. Given time, there'll be many more ponies familiar with the flavor than when she arrived!Has Celestia ever tried such cuisine?
>>27626690
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friendship is Magic #43 is due next week (June 15th)!
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>new episode out
>know that there's no way it can top Flutter Brutter
>try to watch it anyway
>can't pay attention because too busy repeating "c'mon sticky sticky, make with the sparks" in your head over and over
>want to stop and watch Flutter Brutter again for the 8th time
>mfw
What's wrong with me /mlp/? How do you go on after finding your absolute favorite episode of the show and knowing it's all downhill from here?And also, uh, I dunno...Zephyr thread I guess.
>>27627241
Ur shit
>>27627770
this anon is right
>>27627861
Another thing you failed in your life son
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>>27624413
Aayuisss.
Fertile mares.
>>27624413
>not dong ring
For shame
>>27624576
You just can't see it.
Anybody here like Ashleigh Ball? Like Hey Ocean?
>>27618700
Twilicorn is still racist and it will end in the future.
>>27619356
Twilicorn will end once the series ends :^)
Welcome to our thread.This is where we hang around when Lawsmen is gone.
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>>27611333
Daily fucked up.
>>27611450
Fuck....
That was scary what Daily did.
>>27611462
Good thing no one got perma banned.
Hey /mlp/, it's been a while since the last one, so it's time for another one of these! Claim a square and edit it as you please, then post results back into the thread for it to be added to the compilation!
>>27607107
>>27607107
>H-10
Post EQG pantyshots/upskirts.
>>27586899
Can we post hooves or is this thread limited to humans?
>>27587197
it wouldn't be real /mlp/ thread if hooves weren't allowed
Blackest Night edition
>Previously on Buzz Lightyear
>>27536440
>Thread theme music
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Come one, come all, to the superhero thread, mainly starring Sunset Shimmer as the hiptacular Spider-Woman. Please, dump any and mlp superhero green, art, and discussions here.
As a wise man once said: Excelsior!
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>>27584387
>You will neverhold her hand
Is anybody even reading Bean's story anymore? No offense.
Previous thread >>27537626
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want. But it wont always be met positively.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Sometimes Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Sometimes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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So dj, what did you want to talk about?
>>27584267
I have been bought by Nigerian scammers while trying to create a monopoly on cat make up... They're having me brand satyr. You all now owe me a quarter every time you use a satyr I made. Including lewd alternates. I'm sorry, everyone. It's not my fault; my Nigerian owners are forcing me to.
>>27584381
Kek
>>27576145
First!
First
>>27576145
I demand more Sunset playing with small ponies
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Its poofening
2nd for best dazzle. Fix dazzquest pls
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>>27567869
You're pretty good
Without further delay, we return to Anonymous, Dark Jedi.
>Previously...
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>The ride to the space station gives you an opportunity to think.
>This is the first time Lord Scorpan has sent you away on your own to accomplish a task.
>Is it a sign of him beginning to trust you again?
>Doubtful.
>After all, you still have a bomb in your head.
>More likely it is a sign that he considers you sufficiently obedient.
>Which you have been, of course.
>If you were a fool, you would take this chance to escape.
>And likely be destroyed when he activates the detonator.
>But surely the signal cannot be so strong as to him being able to kill you from anywhere in the galaxy?
>The chance that it is makes disobedience a fatal prospect.
>And where would you go now, even if you did?
>The Jedi?
>What reason would they have to take you back, even now with what you have done?
>Noteworthy thought that they would, but you are not Noteworthy.
>And he is not you; he never could be.
>It seems hardly surprising that he couldn't stomach what it took to be a Sith.
>He abandoned the Jedi, but they are merciful.
>Trying to do the same to the Sith would only have ended worse.
>Perhaps, then, it truly is a mercy what you did to him.
>With some fortune, he may yet rededicate himself to the Dark Side, if only to save his life.
>And yet...
>There is a part of you that remains, buried deep beneath, that feels sorrow for him.
>Maybe he was never meant to wield a lightsaber, getting swept up in forces much greater than his own.
>>27567882
>You can understand what that is like, being the puppet of a mad man.
>As much as you can say that he made his choices, perhaps he felt as if he had no choice, much like you do now.
>What terrible circumstances he found himself in.
>And yet, even at the end, he found some measure of hope when he learned who you once were.
>He believed you could be saved.
>Admirable... but foolish.
>You push aside troubling thoughts on him; whatever his fate, it is his.
>Instead, you take out the gift that Lord Scorpan bestowed upon you for this mission: the silver crystal from Mestare.
>It is strange to see it before you.
>When last you laid eyes upon it, they were your own, not these false eyes of a droid.
>The spirit that you spoke to, or you believed you spoke to, told you that if you took the crystal now, it would become a weapon.
>And through it, you would become a weapon for the Dark Side.
>But that has happened regardless.
>Did you truly speak to anything at all upon that world?
>Was it truly the Dark Side, reaching out to you, making you think you could find balance?
>Scorpan's words, his cackling laughter, ring in your mind and you close your hand around the crystal.
>What truly happened upon that planet?
>Why is nothing as it seems anymore?
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You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. Mango fled her home of Las Pegasus for Ponyville to escape both Fang and a bounty her actions had brought upon her. She also joins the Adventurer's Guild in Ponyville, looking for a source of income.
Due to one Zebra finding her secret, Mango is blackmailed by Princess Twilight to investigate evidence of Vampires in Canterlot. She meets a group of them there, calling themselves the “Council.” Mango befriends some of them, but this is strained when she confesses working for the royalty. While there she does a job for the Guild and finds some valuable loot, including an enchanted necklace.
Her mission complete, if not done quite the way the Princess wanted, Mango returns to Ponyville and meets up with Crimson Sash, a Pony she met while working as an Adventurer. The pair ends up falling into a dungeon filled with ancient undead vampire hunters, but escape narrowly.
Mango then went on a quest to get Twilight a transformation potion. In the process she saved a deer. Now she just needs one more thing.Thanks to Zenith for the short notice art.
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>Last thread you got all you needed for the potion but one thing
>Some hair from the pony you want Twilight to transform into.
>You want to make her into a Unicorn Stallion so that she's still capable of using magic, but also to mess with her.
>To that end you went to a bar...
>>27543851
>You scoot a bit closer to the green stallion
"A drink sounds good, but I don't think I got your name?"
>"Oh, uh, Gully... I thought I said that... maybe I..."
"Maybe you did. I'm not great with names. I'm Mango, by the way. You know what I find is a good way to kinda forget my troubles? Hobbies. I like good fruit and gardening and stuff, savoring a particularly good fruit salad and tending to the plants. Keeps you focused you know?"
>"Oh... uh, well I like to uh.. well I read sometimes, and I used to... well I don't want to think about that... but I uh, got one of those television game things, and that's a fun time."
"Don't those need a color TV?"
>"Yeah they do. It's pretty crazy what they can do with technology now huh?"
>input response.
>>27560821
Sure is. I don't pretend to understand it.
>>27560899
"Yeah, I don't pretend to understand it, but it can be pretty neat."
>The stallion orders you another Daiquiri and himself another beer.
>He babbles a bit about technology and finishes his first before the new drinks come out.
>He's probably gonna need some more prodding if you're gonna make this work.
>Come on Mango you did this for like a month before it ended with some asshole taking you to a hotel and turning you into an undead monster.
>It should be easier if anything now...
>input action
This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.
Last time, Sharp had some fun out partying, led her drunk roomie home and met her idol (on a job)!
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>>27450211
>>27451445
"I know that exact feeling..."
>You sympathize
"Not about politics, I'm just kind of a lost cause socially. Always slipping up and saying the wrong thing at the wrong time..."
>You chuckle, then give her an expression of disbelief,
"But I can't imagine how it is for you, princessly duties involve meeting a lot of important ponies I assume."
>Twilight lets out a heavy breath and sighs,
>"Oh, you don't know the half of it... But to let you in on a little secret, I thought I was a lost cause with social stuff too. I-I mean, everypony already knows I'm more of the bookish type, but before my time in Ponyville I was about the biggest party pooper Equestria's ever seen! Since then I've gotten better, learned to keep stuff in moderation. And talk to ponies, but you seem to have that down at least."
>She ends with a chuckle,
>"Between you and me, whenever Celestia calls me up on important business there's always a little temptation to blow it off to do some more reading. But it always passes, I have responsibilities, and must keep to them, even if they require stepping pretty far out of my comfort zone."
>You shake your head and sigh,
"I guess if even you can keep up at a princess level, I should be able to manage my own responsibilities too."
>And Twilight gives you a happy smile,
>"Oh, I know it's hard. Especially in such a position as yours, it's hard to avoid conversation as a waitress… But I suppose it’s practice, that’s a good way to look at it."
>She muses apologetically, taking another sip of her glass.
>”Is there anything you have trouble with in particular?"
>input action
>>27558255
Well, for one, I'm really bad at picking up on social cues.
My current stallionfriend had a crush on me for years. Apparently he dropped hints to me constantly to see if I was interested, but I never picked up on them. It was only fairly recently that he told me how he felt.
And then at times like that, it's a little like my brain shuts off and goes into full panic mode. I never have any idea what to do or say, and I usually end up making a fool out of myself.
>>27558255
Uh, well subtle cues, innuendo and mannerisms.
Like, if you were trying to hint that I'm bothering you and should go away then I would have no idea...
[1/2]
>Day forty of the eleventh moon.
After so long sailing unknown waters, we finally saw new land.
Finally. Finally we will escape the thrice damned war.
Salud's getting better, she can walk without vomiting now. I didn't expect her to get so nauseous while carrying our child.
Our. I still don't get used to it. She carries a little foal I helped in making.
I am equally horrified and giddy at the prospect of being a father. We decided to honor Seer and name the child Sarim, following unicorn customs.
Hah, maybe some day we will have Ludwig too.
[2/2]
>>27556266
We use the rowboat to go to the beach, leaving the ship anchored near the coast, and spend a moment looking around.
Not a sound but the wind.
"Huh." I say, more to fill the silence than anything else.
"This is empty alright." Nods Jenkins.
Seer turns to face the ship and looks at it for a moment, "It may've been a piece of shit ship, but--"
With a thundering groan, the Sterling promptly cracks in two.
"Oh."
We are in silence for a few minutes, watching the bubbles rise.
"Alright it was a piece of shit ship. And now we have to dive for our things."
>>27556475
Well, dive, I guess. Take turns so nobody gets winded.
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>>27556730
It takes us the whole of the day, but we get the most important things out of the water. By night, Salud is waiting us with a fire started.
>Day twenty of the first moon.
Dear diary:
We decided to go further into the land, so if by chance people comes here they'll have it harder to find us. Seer sent a few messages in enchanted bottles, and said more people should arrive within a few moons.
>Day six of the first moon.
Huh, I had forgotten I had this thing. A year passed, more people came, our son is born...
Maybe some day I'll show this diary to him. Are you reading this, little boy? How do you think of me? How many times did I mess up? Do you know I'll always love you, or have I been enough of an idiot to not say it as often as I should?