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>>27675846
>"That was QUITE the relaxing night"
>Indeed it was
>"Yeah I can't believe we... wait"
>"It says here it's a MONTH later than when we went to sleep? How?"
>No time to discuss that, we have a quest to run...

Post sheets for the 77th session of TimeQuest

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>>27675959
http://pastebin.com/uMeKkzmM

>>27675959
http://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa

>>27675782
I would grab onto his wings and rub them while I fuck his ass.

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>>27675782
>Alicorn

Shining Armor sure looks super cute!

>>27675782
Because alicorns are just unicorns with wings now.

>>27675655
0.40234375

>>27675655

>>27675655
My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to sin. Our Savior Jesus Christ suffered and died for us. In his name, my God, have mercy.

https://derpibooru.org/1180746

and now, go and add a thousand tag

>>27675622
>Mediocre ET
and not the slice of life.

>>27675622
I don't see any penises.

Have faith that the writefags will return.

F

Rip tread

I legitimately don't see how any other options but The Saddle Row Review or Gauntlet of Fire could be the best of the first half. If anything they share the title of "best," IMO.

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>>27674979
There's always this one autistic hipster bitch who chooses to tick the worst option in a poll just to not go with the group

A Hearth's Warming Tail

>>27674836
>being guilty

>>27674843
It's an expression anon.
you know damn well nobody here feels shame and/or guilt

>>27674836
I've been here since August 2012, and I unironically enjoy the Pony Thread Simulators
Not even peeved

>>27674381
OP being a faggot

>>27674381
futa

>>27674381
me

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>>27674309
Nah.

>>27674309
battlefield 1 is kinda ghey. 3 was the shit back in the day, 4 is alright and hardline is shit

>>27674416
"BF3 was the shit" screams newfag

>You spend the best night you had in a while, dreaming of yourself exploring endless lands on the shoulders of a mighty giant
>The end of the night comes too soon, though, a little while before your usual waking hour
>You’re shaken awake as your father gently puts you down, several guards around him, as well as a few ponies in robe you believe are some scholars or advisors
>And just as Rooster Call told you, one of the advisor is scolding him like a really big colt who made a runaway, telling him how everyone was worried and how a king shouldn’t take such liberties
>Of course, the tone is polite and respectful, but only a foal wouldn’t understand what’s really going on here
>Still, king First Dawn remains calm and present his apologies with a goofy smile, and says that he won’t do it again in the future
>Even if a sly wink from him allows you to hope this is probably a lie
>Another only good side is that the guards don’t care much about you, and simply ask you to go back to your room without even a warning
>A few more good memories in store, you go on with your days, keeping this little moment with your father a secret from eve your siblings
>Days pass, then weeks, and even months
>You feel like you’re learning a lot, and you can feel it changes you and your siblings’ ways to behave, speak and think
>And in all honesty, it’s happening so fast is gives you the chills sometimes
>Unfortunately, you don’t manage to find another moment to bond with Rooster Call for a while
>The next time your everyday life is disturbed comes three months later
>One morning, Old Tome announces to the four of you that king First Dawn had personally demanded that you appear during the next diplomatic meeting with the griffin Duke Goemont, the next month
>They’re only going to discuss a trade agreement, and the talks will be held at the capital so it’s a good occasion to get you used to behaving in public since many griffin and pony nobles will be present

>>27674001
>The old tutor is quick to reassure you and your siblings as he sees your worried faces, telling you you’ll have no duties besides introducing yourselves and just being polite
>But with the level of complexity the mores of nobles can be, that’ll still demand for a little training, he adds with a wink to your little group
>The next weeks are spent improving your manners, which is honestly a lot less interesting than the usual lessons
>Between learning the life cycle of the carrot or learning which fork has to be used to eat the vegetable, one lesson is clearly even less interesting than the other
>But still, when the time comes and that you stand in front of duke Goemont, you’re able to remain composed and to declaim the lines you’ve come to know by heart in an adequate manner
“Greetings, Duke Goemont” You bow “Allow me to welcome you in this castle, I am Inner Beauty, daughter of king First Dawn”
“I am honoured to meet you, and I hope your stay here will be satisfactory for both our nations”
>The first impression goes smoothly, and the visiting griffin nobles seem pleased by your display, praising your father for how well-behaved the four of you are
>In fact, some of them even decided to bless you with some gifts, and you receive a beautifully decorated dagger, a lovely music box and some cute little ladybug-shaped earrings
>You make sure to thank each them dearly for their attention, and you don’t have to force your smile as the presents are genuinely awesome to your eyes
>Resisting the huge to give them a hug is the only thing you have to force
>The meeting continues like a well-rounded theatre play, and the many guests all offer mundanities and vapid praises to each other, even after everyone has sat down for the meal
>You make sure to use the right silverware for the right dish, allowing you to think a little about something else than the facade you have to present to the guests

>>27674009
>Luckily, none of them is interested in you at that time
>It’s only after the main course that children and lesser dignitaries are finally given some freedom
>People leave their table and start to talk together about lighter subjects, and the mood loosens up considerably
>Except for a small deal adults, which are now going to actually negotiate the actual content of the deal, including you father and the Duke
>Meanwhile, the others just enjoy themselves at the feast, idly talking together while a quiet ballad is played in the background by a little orchestra, and that the jester of the kings start his deft acrobatics on a small scene
>Without any specific role, you, Azure Dust and Light Measure could choose to enjoy it almost any way you want
>But for Cobblestone, he was taken hostage by an old griffon lady who took a liking in him, petting his head like a little cat while telling him about her favourite crochet techniques
>The poor colt is making his best to keep his smile up, but has visible trouble not to fall asleep
>With little hope of saving him for now, the rest of you wonder how you could spend the time
>”What should we do?” Your sister asks you and Light measure “Do you think we could go to the gardens to play a little?”
>”Eh… I’m not sure, Sis” He answers, awkwardly pulling on the collar of his emblazoned vest “We would probably end up ruining our clothes, and Perfect Pride would be really angry at us”
>You glance toward the haughty mare who currently overlooks the reception, making sure no guests is dissatisfied
>Perfect Pride substituted for Old Tome when it was time to teach you about the proper manners in front of the nobles, and the many names and titles of those you were going to meet today
>She also dressed all of you from head to hoof this morning, giving you a yellow dress with a ball gown and tiara to match your eyes

>>27673735
Just because she doesn't want your tiny shota penis doesn't mean she hasn't garbled the cock of every handsome stallion around.

>>27673735
Yeah! Rarity just uses her body to manipulate stallions! She doesn't actually put out...

>>27673735
>creeps
That's incredibly rude.

>>27673499
I was grade 12 when I binged through the first two seasons. Damn.

>>27673499
>Grade 12
Fucking Canadians

>>27673499
So you're saying she's legal?

>>27673145
Not true.
I never hated her wings.

I was never really mad about it

>>27673145
Just a friendly reminder you made this thread.

meme =D

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>>27672791
Since when have facts become memes?

>>27672787
This is not Rarity.

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>orange board

>>27672452
I'd rather it was salmon and rouge.

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>>27672422
>It's worse than /s4s/, and is sometimes worse than /b/