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>>27747958
God

>>27747958
Peak Freak. Didn't even hear about him until he was gone.

Nyx

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

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>>27747874
OP is a faggot.

The End.

>Day scream-o-vision in Equestria
>You feel good today, even though you're going after the most dangerous rapist of them all
>Twilight Sparkle
>You know her trying to use magic to taste your "magic wand" and sometimes steals your undergarments
>You just want to get your underwear back without her getting in the way
>That sounds like a standard plot today
>As you're about to knock on her door, it flings open to reveal twilight
>She has a creepy smile on her face and she is dripping
>Is she on her estrus cycle?
>she lifts your body up with magic
>"Anon, I'm glad you're here! I have a problem that only you can fix!"
>Oh boy, better make it quick before you become her sex slave
>You reach into you pocket and get out a small piece of paper
>She yanks it out of your grip
>Fucking magic
>"What's this? A love note for me?"
>She opens it up but stares at it with a confused look
>"Anon, what's candlejack?"
>A scarecrow like head pops out of a book case
>"You called?"
>She turns to stare at him
Scream
>"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>In a blur, she was tied up and dragged out of the library
>With her out of the way, you go to her room
>You found it on her bed, covered in her juices
>Damn, this thing needs to be washed twice!
>Her walls are covered with pictures
>Pictures of you
>You shiver and quickly take your leave
>Hopefully that's the last time i'll ever go into...
>The Twilight Zone

Good enough?

>>27747622
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/possible-art-theft-in-new-mlp-harmony.html#disqus_thread

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Sorry, I'm out of fucks to give

>>27747669
This could give us a chance to give Hasbro a C&D. Aren't you willing to take that chance?

>>27747605
He only knows stupid shit.

>>27747605

I have my doubts, whenever I chat with her I can't help but feel like she's talking out her ass.

>>27747605
She has a crappy personality

>>27747534
How did you lose it?

>>27747551
It had unclipped from the back of my backpack, dropped somewhere and got lost. When I've notice that, I went over several places I've been to, but it was nowhere to see. And I can't dedicate any more time for the sake of searching as lunch break is over.

Sci Twi badge is so lonely now.

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I found it!

>>27747042
It's great. An endless supply of salt.

>>27747042
Like you wouldn't fucking believe. The butthurt is glorious.

>>27747042
Cause we suck?

>>27746898
The character from Nights is just a human, so it would be boring shit

>>27746940
Nights isnt human, shes a nightmare gone wrong

>>27746898
Your not going to give me a cookie you lying fuck.

>>27746385
Is this a reference to a nerdy RPG from the 90s that no one's ever heard of before?

Fun fact.
If you remove all the veins and arteries from a pony and lay them end to end the pony will die.

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>>27746385
Mouth the cherries.

>>27746231
Thanks doc

>>27746231
Why did you have to remind me of this? Fuck you.

>>27746231
Thanks Doc.

>>27746018

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that should be at least one rape for every citizen of ponyville

>>27746018
One man bukkake the entire town of Ponyville then unfreeze time.

I'd scream
>STOP! Hammertime.
and have a bunch of hammers appear out of nowhere way too often

>>27745833
Shut the fuck up, urine-colored pony

>>27745833
I'm sorry?

>>27745833
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466975340781.webm

>>27745576
I'd kill to watch a ponified FNAF t.v show.

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I doubt it.

An Mlp version of Lost wouldnt work

>>27745498
>a lunch
Sure, as long as I can bang her in the ass till she can't even remember the name of her husband

>>27745498
Favorite Princess, purely because the majority of clop made for her is top tier stuff.

>>27745498
I couldn't care less about her. She has about as much personality as a background character and her design is kinda shit

>>27745479
ey mang I dindu nuffin.

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>>27745479
Embrace the scrunch

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Why do they scrunch?

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>>27745070
Fuck the police.

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>>27745070
>Anon is not allowed to vandalize museum exhibits because he believes them to be "not canon"

You got a chuckle OP.

>>27745070

>Anon is not allowed to set princess celestia's mail on fire. despite his pleas, only spike the dragon's breath is capable of teleporting mail.