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President Barack Hussein Obama is headed to Eauestria to meet with the royalty. What happens /mlp/? How will Twilight or Barry fuck this up? What will be the consequences?
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>>27751689
He'll apologize for the porn. He'll also be sure to bow VERY low to make sure he is beneath the short ponies. Then he'll give them $5 billion for no reason
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>>27751689
>>>/pol/
And fucking stay there.
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>>27751714
/mlpol/ is greatest alliance
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I want to throw a party and invite everyone expect Pinkie Pie
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>>27751586
This might make a good episode
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>>27751586
kek
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>>27751586
Well if you invited everyone of course I would expect Pinkie
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BlackGryph0n has been living with the Crebers for awhile, and today Michelle ran off with him to who knows where. I guess you can say goodbye to the Applebloom VA that you know and love.
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Fuck off gryphon
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>>27751585
I'd rather sink it into Claire, anyway.
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>>27751585
Gabe pls.
Go gloat somewhere else. This venue is not appropriate
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I want to help Rainbow Dash out of her Wonderbolt uniform.
>inb4 "weird fetish"
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>>27751492
I want to help a cute Royal Guard mare out of her armor
>nb4 "weird fetish"
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>>27751492
thats a really fucking dumb fetish
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>>27751492
I want tohold her hoof
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So what have you learned about friendship today?
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>>27751480
That a dog is a much better friend than a human
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If one of your friends hasn't contacted you in days shortly after being in a bad break-up, that doesn't necessarily mean that they killed themselves.
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>>27751480
That good friends let me lick their alicorn pussy
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Anyone else think it's kinda sick that unicorns can spend their life studying magic, or have an amazing job. But earth pones have to work themselves to death to get food on the table.
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>>27751276
>thumbnail
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>27751276
AJ seems pretty stupid and happy the way she lives.
Rarity is fucking retarded despite having a horn in magic.
Scootaloo is a fucking cripple.
And on the other hand, there is Filthy rich which is, well filthy rich despite being a "dirty mud pony".
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>>27751276
remove friendship
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Seeing how everyone hates the EQG because of >no hooves meme. What if all the human characters were replaced with their pony counterpart but keeping the story, setting, and lore the same. Would that change people's opinion on the series?
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>>27751149
you mean make the series pony related? no its still shit.
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>>27751149
No, because the story, setting, and lore are all complete trash. >no hooves isn't a meme, it's just shorthand for 'everything about Equestria girls is irredeemably bad, it should never have been made, and it isn't worthy of discussion'
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>>27751149
They'd still be shitty highschool movies, but at least the sirens would've been fuckable for the entire second film.
NEVER EVER
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Penis
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>>27751003
niggers
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>>27751010
>>27751035
Boy howdy I sure do love summer.
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Starlight did nothing wrong.
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>>27750902
Then why did they fuck up her mane
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>>27750902
Then why did they lobotomized her
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>>27750931
>no wings
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How much ponyporn do you have. 2016-06-27 17:50:14 Post No.27750722
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How much ponyporn do you have.
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i would like to see just HOW much ponyporn you guys have i have created a booru dump your folder here http://ponyporn.booru.org/
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>>27750722
I don't have any. I just look it up when i'm horny.
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>>27750729
waiting for people who do if you want to you can ad some anyway.
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>>27750729
This nigger gets it.
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Rate EqG movies by:
Plot
Songs
Villain
Animation
Shit that doesn't make sense
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>>27750645
Dude, fuck you.
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>>27750659
Stay mad autismo maximo
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>>27750645
>a great movie
>a good movie
>POWER GAP
>EQG 2
>that stuff you squeeze out of a zit
>radiactive waste
>EQG 1&3
Hey, /mlp/. I just got a call from work and they need me to come in. Can you watch my daughter for me? Her mom is planning some kid's birthday party. I promise I won't be gone long.
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>>27750373
No one is going to rape your fantasy daughter you sick fuck
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>>27750373
Someone get some chocolate milk. Baby ponies like chocolate milk right?
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Role play isn't allowed. Please kill yourself.
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I want the Gordon Ramsay pony to pour spaghetti sauce on my noodle and play with my meatballs.
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>>27750106
Don't forget to end it with Alfredo sauce.
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>>27750106
>"IT'S A PRETTY PATHETIC SAUSAGE, INNIT?"
>"THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WIF' IT?"
>"EVERYPONY STOP! COME 'ERE AND JUST FEEL THAT, YEAH?"
>"DO US A FAVOR AN' FUCK OFF!"
"Yes, Chef."
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>>27750396
Kek
Lawsmen, OP at work (ID: !!2S6efQ7hZSg)
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Equestrian Dungeon: Artichoke Edition
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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.0
Recent updates: Tons of new content, modified the effects of update 1.5.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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EQUIP STONEGUARD CHESTPLATE, UNEQUIP IRON ARMOR
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>>27750040
IT'S BACK
Look around where I am.
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>>27750040
Ay, it's here! Now I can finally join.
Unicorn, Male.
Items on my right: Pen, Notebook, and my good ol' carbon fiber Knife.
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>You suddenly find yourself in Equestria.
>You have a pen with special magic.
>Everybody will believe whatever you write with it, no matter what it says.
What do?
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>>27750038
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>27750038
Everything I write is a lie.
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>>27750038
"I am the sexiest human in Equestria"