>Suddenly, you are in Equestria and able to freeze and resume

>>27746018

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that should be at least one rape for every citizen of ponyville

>>27746018
One man bukkake the entire town of Ponyville then unfreeze time.

I'd scream
>STOP! Hammertime.
and have a bunch of hammers appear out of nowhere way too often

>>27746018
I'd play with Pinkie, pulling random objects out of nowhere, spooking her, etc.

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>>27746018
TOKI
WO
TOMARE

>>27746018
if time is frozen then there is no friction in the air, since all atoms have stopped vibrating. the temperature would drop and you would suffer hypothermia.

Since time has stopped, photons have also stopped moving meaning that you'll be in complete darkness unless you draw in light into your eyes.

you have just shot yourself in the foot, twice,

>>27746199
>durr heat is motion
>hurr if all motion stops, everything will be cold
>gurr conduction will somehow still work
kill your self

>>27746018
Probably use it to take periodic naps.
Exploration is important.

>>27746082
I chuckled

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>>27746175
THIS GUY GETS IT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE TO BE DIO AND PRETEND TO HAVE ZA WURLDO?

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Welp, time to fap to time stop porn again

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>>27746175
Oh, have i got a gif for you.

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Desperately hug my waifu like the world was ending

because I know she wouldn't like me even if she was real

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>>27746018

>appear in ponyville
>freeze time
>fiercely mount the nearest mare and go to town on her
>find the next mare, repeat
>all this whilst time is frozen
>spend maybe a year in frozen time fucking every mare in ponyville and maybe canterlot too
>unfreeze time
>just as you seem to appear out of nowhere, every birthing age female in a 30 mile radius immediately creams herself and becomes pregnant
>hailed forever as a god of fertility and showered with gifts
>pic semi related

>>27746018
Rob banks

>>27746082
Kek, and this

>>27746199
As far as photons are concerned time doesn't even exist because of how fast they are traveling. To get from A to B is instantaneous for them because of relativity.

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>>27746018
Periodically, I would freeze time to find good hiding spots and unfreeze so I could eavesdrop. I might also use frozen-time to read diaries and file away information at my house, until I had a secret stash to rival Pinkie's.

I would then use what I had learned to become Santa.

Every mare, stallion, foal, nag, and princess in Equestria would wake up to find a gift addressed to them on the morning of the Hearthswarming celebration, and every gift would have a little note that contained a heartfelt, deeply meaningful message for the reciever. The nice would get praise and congratulations in their messages - the naughty, words of understanding and encouragement towards good. Over thw next year, I would wash, rinse, and repeat the super-stalking.

And that, my dudes, is how legends are made.

>>27746199
>if time is frozen then there is no friction in the air
Wrong, you'll get stuck in the air. About light, the same caveat exists for invisibility - it will pass through your eyes.

Fuck all the princesses.

including the autistic baby one

Then maybe invent guns I guess.

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>>27746082
>not also a boombox out of nowhere
>straight up 90s boombox
>playing a cassette tape
>with U CAN'T TOUCH THIS on repeat
>on both sides
>and the cassette tape eject, the play button, the battery door all superglued securely in place
>no matter how many times Twilight fucking destroys it

>>27748536
well anon, hammers are plentiful in equestria, but even here in the reality where mc hammer was a thing the objects required to perform that feat are quite rare.

>>27748540
Pinkie has done near exactly that kind of shit more often than I can count