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>>27757304
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

>>27757304
>sidesteps then does the Electric Slide
"Too smooth for you."

>>27757304
*teleports behind him*
pssh, is that all?

>>27755368
>EQG
Woul you look at that faggot?
I mean come on, come on, he's trying to be subtle about his rampant homosexuality.
Why can't you just say that you tale it in the pooper, huh?

>>27755368
My god AJ. I'd kill that pussy

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>>27755397
Applejack needs untied hair in the show, she looks so much better without a ponytail

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>>27753769

Challenges like:

>calming down your cute roommate before you give him a stroke
>being a responsible pone and practicing safe snuggling
>dreaming about being a big mare
>for him
>sampling exotic cuisine
>calmly handling a crisis involving a friendly vessel drifting into hostile territory
>befriending the pegasus ambassador of the animal kingdom
>meeting the largest colony of bats in Ponyville
>conscripting one of said bats for aerial support
>mounting a rescue mission

https://youtu.be/P3asiN8hYyI

Gulliver and Zecora do their best to keep track of the tiny fluttering bat and his passenger. Their destination: The forest to the southwest of Zecora's hut.
Sounds simple enough, right?

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>>27753769
You're back. This makes me happy.

>>27753878
It does! Don't try to steer. Just trust the bat.

This is a continuation of

>>27691384

Thread died while writing last piece.

>>27753267
Ask her again what's in the bottle

Roll for perception

You roll 17

So.... Grey?

Oh no.... She couldn't have.... She didnt.

Roll for perception

You roll 15

You look around, and see that there is an empty bottle lying on the floor of the Hut. You look back to Zecora, she is looking her lips with a dazed look.

She did.... So sneaky of her.... Kinky.... But sneaky..

"I didn't mean to have both of us drink it, but I had to resort to extreme measures" says zecora

Holy crap. You made her cum so hard she stopped rhyming.

"I suggest you get comfortable, we're both in for a long night "

Now what does she mean by thaaaaaaaa---

You barely get time to go over your thoughts before you feel strange sensations hit you, your knees go weak. And at this point Zecora grabs you and pulls you down. Curling herself around you.

You are now little spoon to a voodoo shaman zebra. There's another thing you never thought you'd ever do.

You feel yourself drifting into unconsciousness.

The last thought through your brain is some thing like "I'm going to give zebra a good Stern talking to once this is all done with."

But until then, you know. The warmth of Zecora spreading across your back, feels kinda nice.

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>>27667391
"Yes, yes, I'm fine, had worse. There are more pressing matters though", you say blankly and point down to the ponies on the floor
>Looking around for something to restrain the unconscious attackers you find a few ropes that are used to decorate the room
>Pointing over there you command the 2 pegasi to grab them, while you tell the others to bring the ponies together
"Now tie them up real damn tight, we gotta hold them here", you mumble as you levitate the rope around the ponies
>Sorbet gets to work on a tight knot immediately, pulling the rope as tight as she can with a bit of help from 2 colts
>"Done, that should hold!", Sorbet shouts with excitement, "this is so awesome, we took down a bunch of bad ponies already!"
>You aren't sure if you share her enthusiasm here, you're probably going to process this all later
>The next logical step would be to get one of the guards though, you have to report this
>But are you going to do that? Or send someone else? Should someone stay behind to keep your captives where they are?
>What do you want to tell the guards anyways?

>>27751239
Blindfold the unicorns and leave check those rings.

>>27751271
Forget the leave part.

>>27747494
Tips and links:

Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/

A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.

>>27747503
Here’s some new stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.

A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/

An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/

An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php

A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/

Fuck me, it's good to be home. So, Rosen, I will have a critique for your story on Thursday.

>>27744870
Annnd welcome to my filter.

>>27732710
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>>27732988
>Glad she's been somewhat distracted and you no longer have to tell half-truths, you fill her in.
"I was told she'd be there, but I only saw Twilight. And Twilight herself was great! A little like me actually, very organized. I think she's friendlier though."
>Tally seems a little disappointed, but listens closely,
"We talked for a while, and she told me about one of her recent studies. She's currently experimenting with the effect of magic on the longevity of both inanimate objects and ponies, which was pretty interesting. But get this, I cracked a joke about organizing her library, and guess what! She told me offhoof she actually does need help with keeping things neat and tidy! So I'm going to write her very soon and see if I can get a job at her library, helping her organize it all. Can you imagine!"
>Tally gives you a stunned look of astonishment before a quick recovery into happy congratulations,
>"That's great Sharpie! Probably play to your strengths better than... Whatever you're doing now. And hey, being in good graces with the princesses themselves is never a bad thing. I say you should go for it, send Twilight that letter as soon as you can."
>The two of you continue chowing down for a bit before Tally speaks back up,
>"So does your work have plans this weekend, or was it left sort of... Open. Because they really aren't too good at communicating dates and times, and I'd love to bring you along with the girls."

>input action

>>27745003
I'm pretty sure it will take a while for everything to settle down, so we might have some free time. Works was REALLY crazy lately, like I mentioned.

>>27744940
Just filtering the ones with CYOA in their subject line, huh? Yeah, that only gets like 4/5 of them.

It is the midst of the battle. The Royal Enchanter, and your acquaintance, Ginger Spice, managed to construct a massive structure called “Crown Pillar”: an enormous crystal construction rising all the way through the sky. The dark magic inside the crystal formation is slowly starting to overtake the clouds above you, crystallizing the pure softness. The Pegasus ponies, many of who are experienced fighters and war veterans, as well as the elite whom call themselves “Wonderbolts”, are doing their best to destroy the pillar and all other of Sombra’s forces together with it.

In a mystical but convenient way the pillar possesses a massive spiral stairway, which you and other warriors are currently climbing. You manage push through the sudden attack of the two annoying Cloudsdale soldiers; it is not your fault they ended up smashing against each other. You stop, noticing some of the Pegasus ponies charging at Ginger Spice. For a moment, you consider turning and helping the blind companion of yours. Thankfully, it appears that won’t be needed. Mudbrick, the Royal Centurion, appears just in time to protect and fight the assault over there.

You put your hooves upon the final steps of the crystal spire; what lies ahead is a thick, crystallized mess of a cloud. You push through despite the annoyance that is the crumbling ground beneath you. Very soon the spire is going to fall like a cut tree on top of Mudbrick’s forces; Spitfire is going to make sure of it.

You pause as soon as you enter the cloud terrace. It seems you are able to stand on the crystallized, ebon parts of the cloud. Sadly, that only makes about half of it strong enough to support your weight. The moment you raise your head you spot about a dozen more ponies waiting for you up here. One of them is wearing a very brutal and, at the same time, elegant helmet that is hiding her face. She has a blue skin and long, spiked blue hair. The moment she turns towards you, she immediately lifts herself into the air. Her wings are replaced with robotic counterparts.

Behind them lie two bodies of the ponies you recognize: Lunar Meridian and Golden Shield. They are chained.

>What would you like to do now?

>>27744694
Be prepared because that blue pony is likely a high ranking officer

>>27744307
Warn her about the thing in the house. In the meantime, let's look for anything that holds potential loot. Like lockers and such.

Also, ask Misty what kind of currency do they use here? I bet it's bottlecaps or something.

Forced post about nerds

>>27744368
It would probably be wise to warn Misty, too.
You tap on her shoulder.
>Hmm?
You point over to the house in question.
“That house gave me some seriously bad vibes last time I went in there. There might be somepony that wants to seriously murder us in there.”
>As opposed to something that will jokingly murder us?
“Dammit, Misty.”
She giggles a little.
“That wasn't even good.”
>Oh, sure it wasn't.
You look around for anything in the rubble piles around the area. You didn't feel comfortable going into any of the houses just yet. Not finding much, you decide to ask Misty about something that's been on your mind lately.
“So you said you've bought stuff off of some of the ponies here, right?”
>Yeah, what about it?
“So what kind of currency do ponies use here, anyway?”
>Just normal bits, surprisingly enough.
“Really?”
>Yeah! The vault door that's in my house used to be the door to a bank before ponies took it off. When the great collapse happened, the bank had enough money in it to supply the demands of the few civilized ponies around here. Pete is one of those ponies, evidently. But he's an old fella, and I'm wondering who's gonna take over when he's gone.
You stop looking around in the rubble piles. Looks like most of what is outside and in plain view has been picked clean. You're not sure if the houses around the area are the same, though.

>>27739331
Your teleportation seems to have been redirected somehow and you find yourself being locked in place, straining against a full-body bombardment of magical energies. You open your eyes, squinting away the tears to discover yourself in your old room! But the seeds! The volcano! Your mind races trying to make sense of what is happening. But you feel cold, disconnected... almost as if...

And then it dawns on you. You realize that you are reliving the experiment that gave you your special powers in the first place! You grunt as your latent red and blue mana threaten to tear you apart, clenching your teeth as you give your all to push beyond your limits and unlock that power once more.

"At ease" whispers a gravelly voice inside your mind, chilling your spirit to the core. "Be still. Listen." Everything slows down, way down. The pressure remains constant on your body which is locked in the vortex of magic, yet your mind is free to wander. Your consciousness slips free of your mortal form and you step into your room. "Time Stop" answers the question you didn't need to ask.

You turn around and find an ancient-looking disheveled unicorn mare wrapped loosely in tattered cloth strips sitting in the shadows next to your mortal body. She trembles and breathes heavily, apparently struggling to maintain the spell you are currently under, yet her eyes are sharp, focused and on you.

What do you do?

>>27739332
Ask her who she is and what she wants. Make it quick too since she's struggling with the spell.

>>27739419
Agreed

>>27739139
First for bigstallion Mac story

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>>27739127
Funny, someone was just looking for you.

>>27739127
Yay, you're back!

Any more tonight?

I want to give Nyx a proper childhood and raise her as my own knowing she will always have a loving family.

>>27735409
>anywhere
>not exclusively on you
what a waste.

>>27735423
Variety is the spice of life.

>>27733059
poke fun at her or atleast don't weird out the spiders

>>27733059

Hey Wine, glad you could join us. Mind taking care of Belle for a moment?

The ladies can never resist some hot stallion-on-stallion action

>>27733059
Love that pic, it's such a cool combo of the cyoas.

As for what to do next, well, given that Diamond's always been on my personal 'to do' list I'd take it as far as we can without screwing up the rest of the reunion party. So, for the moment, enjoy the fun.

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Limestone's still best dom, right?

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>>27719014
I would fuck Limestone with my rock if you know what I mean.

And then I'd fuck her again with my dick.

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Incoming boop to the head...