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fucking speciests

>>27773530
earth ponies don't have magic or wings to move LEGOs easily, they only can use DUPLO

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>>27773530
Poor earth ponies. It would impossible to pull off those little 1x1 square plate pieces with hooves. It's difficult enough with fingers and nails.

>>27773419
Niggercock-loving-faggot-OP

DIED

>>27773419
Kill yourself. Just kill yourself. You are absolutely useless and I do your fucking job better than you, you white Piece of shit.

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>>27773280

>>27773280
>filthy mud pony
>ugly white color scheme
>bland personality like her coat, only defining trait is hate of the xeno
>noncanon trash

>>27773298
White is pretty, not bland.

>>27772522
Checkd <3

>>27772522
Nah senpai, She's just wearing protective fishnets to pick her carrots and she fell down

>>27772522
She's a meme pony that's for sure.

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>>27772487

>>27772428
jellyfish dagi

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>>27772428
But where is the hooves?

>>27771850
literally who

>>27771862
It's Lina Inverse you fucking normal

>>27771850
>weaboo shit

>>27771878
>weaboo rage

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Join the club. Three episode Trixie gets one and not him.

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>>27771338
Feels bad man

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Starlight is the best,
Sunset is just trash.
Deal with it, you fags.

>>27771245
>ABP
>not uBlock Origin
Keep using the product that allows companies to pay to not have their ads blocked. :^)

>>27771245
What, who does wikipedia think they are, fucking hasbro.

>>27771272
this

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>>27771234
Post sheets. Summary of last session:

>All at full H/W
Last time on HQ...

http://archived.moe/mlp/thread/27714783/#27716687

Pryce learned more about the young Emperor Direnus Tibalt's role as a Choir member of Ecclesia. Flaming got a call from Yareakh and Laciela, telling her to set a password for her Caller Conch so that they can call them. This begs the question of how they were able to call her in the first place. Yareakh asked them to watch out for other foals in Mariposa.

Blessings explained a "curse" that had been placed on her by the Witch Mudi the Young, sister to Vizsla and Azawakh. She warned that, now that Amy had acquired artifacts from the Sons of God, the Witches might come after her. Even with Azawakh dead, the witches still sought ways to enter Tartarus to release a being known as Ice Age, father of Wendigoes, from its fifth layer. The Garment of the Founder, now in Amy's possession, would surely allow them to break Tartarus' great seal and release Ice Age.

In the Tower, Flow fought with a silhouette in the library where the Beast of Bile once sat. The spirit spoke of a "Shard of Empyrean Light," and dropped a broken sword handle after its defeat. After another look around the tomb that Hardspine guarded, Flow found a scrap of cloth stuck under the tomb's lid that smelled of alcohol.

Observer had a chat with a strange, sassy zebra in her head. One of her skills mutated into something much more useful, and she ultimately evolved into a new form.

Finally, Spitshine and Onion persuaded the party to make a small detour along the way to Mariposa; on the way to the kingdom should be a small town called Unicorn Penny Post, where traders (including slave-traders like Banana Splitz) would stop for rest and supplies. There, Spitshine hoped to reunite with a doe he had a crush on, named Sugar.

With the sun setting and everyone still a bit sore from their earlier injuries, you go to bed, planning to depart just before dawn.

>>27771253
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM

>For anybody who wants to hear Blessings' expanded backstory and explanation of her talent and cutie mark being stolen by Mudi the Young:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uKdU19drsw

Blessings is at first reluctant to share, but resigns and begins to tell this story. Two weeks prior to your first meeting, Blessings and a team of Apostles infiltrated an abandoned coastal town which Mudi the Young had taken over, on a mission to liberate some of Mudi's child slaves. Paranoid about being discovered that deep into a witch's territory, they killed every demon that spotted them. The final demons they killed were a pack of six vicious wendigo-like apparitions that carefully guarded the pigsties in which the six children were kept.

When they returned to the Abbey of White, they beheld with increasing horror that the children were lifeless. Their eyes were faded and colorless, unblinking. Though they breathed, they could not move or even sit up properly. They would not respond to any external stimuli, and couldn't eat, drink or even sleep. On their flanks were smears instead of cutie marks, as though someone had erased them. Not a single remedy the Apostles tried would cure them.

Blessings herself charged back to the town, demanding that Mudi undo whatever curse she laid upon the children. But the petulant witch only childishly mocked Blessings for "breaking her toys." Mudi taunted that the wendigo-like spirits were not true demons, as the Apostles thought, but rather mad spirits which she had named "Shades." Shades were a new kind of "demon" which Mudi created through tampering with the soul; when a pony's talent is stolen, their soul can be drained from their body like water from a vessel, creating a Shade. If the Apostles weren't in such a rush to destroy those Shades, Mudi chastised, there would have been a chance for her to revive the children. But, even a witch cannot mend a destroyed soul. The children would remain braindead forever.

(1/2)

>>27771057
Remember when Ponyville committed collective hate-crimes against Zeccora?

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>>27771057

Remember when Golden Oak Library was demolished so a Jewish monument could be erected in its place?

Good times.

Remember when spike was recognized as a god and got crucified?

>>27770751
Or what?

>>27770751
>takes off fedora
>Well m'lady, I-
>(gunshots heard offscreen)

I'm autistic, depressed, and sometimes question why I still come to this godforsaken board.

Nej, gå och lägg dig!

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>>27770727

It means you need to go back to >>>/tv/

Silence, will fall

She meant the night would last forever

>Canterlot, day of the wedding. You are a royal guard named is Lucky. You are a brown unicorn stallion patrolling the streets.
>Another boring day of being paid to do absolutely nothing.
>Your black mane sticks out sharply from your helmet, warm from being out in the sun all day.
>You regret not getting assigned to guard the royal wedding. There would have been so much extra cake-
>“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” A mare cries out from the other side of the street as she points up towards the sky.
>“The barrier… look!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHCrWSnrIcg

>You see hundreds of small black creatures pounding against the barrier.
>Fear grips your mind as you continue to look in terror.
>The threats made against Canterlot... the possibility of invasion… this was it...
>There were so many of them, they sky was practically black.
>Several ponies come outside from their homes to see what is going on, and a large crowd gathers on the street before you.
>“It’s cracking!” The mare yells.
>The pink barrier surrounding the city begins to fracture.
>Your fear begins to be replaced with courage as you remember you have a duty to perform.
“Everyone! Back into to your homes! Take cover! We’re being invaded!”
>The ponies gaze at you for a second and then look back at the cracking barrier.
“Take cover now! The barrier will crack any-”
>SLAM!
>With a loud thud of all the black colored creatures hitting the barrier at the same time, the barrier shatters to pieces.
>All the ponies in the street scream and run for cover.
>You ready your spear and watch the sky.
>Green trails of light begin to fall down over the city like comets falling from the sky.
>You watch as the green trails of light explode upon hitting the ground, causing destruction upon impact.
>A green flash of light impacts a building half a block from where you are standing.
>A explosion sends debris flying through the air.

>>27770688

>You run to investigate. As you arrive you see several ponies running out from the clothing store.
>“It in there!” A mare yells at you as she runs by you.
“What's in there? What is it?”
>The mare keeps on running.
>After all the ponies finish running out of the building you grab your spear tightly and run inside.
>Several pony mannequins lie throughout the store, some still standing while most have fallen flat on the floor.
>Clothing and debris litter the ground.
>In the middle of the store lies a lone earth-pony stallion clutching his leg.
“Are you alright?”
>“It's in the back room! Hurry! I think there a pony back there with it!”
>He points to a set of closed doors.
>You quickly run to the doors of the back storage room.
>Fear grips you as your spear shakes within your hooves. You slowly use your magic to open the door.
>The door slowly creaks open to reveal the dark room.
“Who’s in there! Show yourself!”
>It's too dark to see, so you cast a light spell from your horn.
>Several shelves filled with boxes fill the storage room, but there is no sign of anything, pony or otherwise.
“There's nothing back here.” You say to stallion, eyes still focused on the room.
>You notice a green flash of light out of the corner of your eye.
>You turn your head.
>Where the earth pony once laid now stands a bug-pony-monstrosity with a fully charge green horn.
“Ohhh sh-”
>Before you can even blink the monster lets forth a burst of green magic from its horn.
>The burst flies quickly through the air and hits you right in the face.
“GHHHHHHAAA!”
>You yell out in pain as you collapse on to the floor, your spear goes flying from your hooves.
>Your blood splatters across the clothing store, landing on a display of new summertime dresses.
>Both of your front hooves clutch your face in pain.
>Your vision goes both blurry and red as blood begins to cover your face.

>>27770768

>As you slowly raise your head to look up at the creature that just struck you.
>All you can make out is a blurry black blob standing in the middle of the store.
>A few seconds pass by as the creature just stares at you.
>Anger boils up inside you.
“You’ll pay for that!”
>You move you hooves across the ground in search of your spear.
>The horn of the monster begins to glow green.
>Out of the corner of your blurred vision you can just barely make out a long spear being levitated away by green magic.
>You grab for it with your hooves but it quickly escapes your grasp.
>You watch as the spear is levitated towards the blurry black figure standing in the middle of the store.
>As it reaches the figure, you hear a snapping noise as the spear is broken in two and then thrown to the ground.
“No…”
>The figure begins to walk towards you.
>Tears and blood form in your eyes.
“No, No, NO!”
>You begin struggling to get back on your hooves, but the pain and dizziness from the facial impact is too much.
“You... you stay away from me! “
>The black figure stands only a few inches from you.
“No! Get away!”
>You attempt to flail your hooves at the creature, but it uses its wings to hover in the air out of your reach.
>“Try to relax, struggling will only make it worse.” There creatures says with a raspy masculine voice.
“NO!”
>You attempt to stand up again, but it is in vain.
>The creature lands on you, pinning you to the ground.
>“Relax… think of the ones you love.”
>The creatures horn begins to turn green. Your mouth is enveloped in a green magic field.
“W-what are you doing?”
>The creature drops down closer to your face.
>“...Feeding”

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>nigger ponut

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>>27770577
>racemixing
>scat

>>27770577
Did somebody Photoshop an anus in the middle of that doughnut?