Which waifufags can't handle the banter most?

>>27778603
Spikefags

>>27778603
OP

>>27778603
Flutterfags, Rarafags and Dashfags.

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Rariturds
>I come from work tired and angry then I am received with insults everywhere about muh waifu waaaahhhhhhh
Toppest kek

>>27778603
Me

>>27778655
>>27778659
(You)

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@27778671
You don't even deserve a you though.

>>27778655
As a Dashfag and having experience with the other waifufags you've mentioned, I declare your post /thread.

>>27778682
(You)

>>27778682(have a shitty waifu)

>>27778739
I bet his waifu isn't any where near as shitty as yours though :^)

>>27778603
Rate my scale:
1-10, 10 being nuclear butt blasted
>1-Ponka Posters: literally just want to talk about Pinkie, don't take bait often and try to emulate Pinkie being happy and silly
>2-Twilikers: autism rage is illogical, bait is simply not worth the effort and by my calculations OP is a faggot. Generally a bit dense but not raging
>3-BG Pony Waifus: kind of a broad group since there's a ton of different waifus but usually stay out of waifu fights unless they talk about Derpy
>4-Appuljackoffs: Can be chill or country bumpkins, some /pol/ crossboarders use her as a mascot "muh guns, God n beer"
>5-Yellow Slut Lusters: Pretty much all agree she is a zoophile, rapist, foalester and slut so they dig the fetishes. They get mad when you say she's a NEET and doesn't actually do anything.
>6-Trixtards: D E N S E. Literally if there were anymore Trixtards in /mlp/ the board would collapse into a black hole.
>7-Rarararetards: Generally praise her as a goddess, perfection, the most dimensional character in MLP. Bring up how she's just a rich bitch and the flame is on.
>8-Dashfags: Try to puff up RD to being actually good, when everyone has came inside her. Pretty delusional, easily booty bothered.
>9-EQG Fags: WEW LAD, delusion to the max, can't accept EQG is shit or no hooves, praise their goddess Sunset Shimmer. Crystal prep fags also included in here
>10-Glimmerfags: The ultimate. Literally fight Sunsetfags 24/7, say she is a cute when she needs the boot. Try to post her in every thread possible, try to use memes to support her.

>>27778838
>this amount of memes in this post
Post discarded.

>>27778838
As a Ponkafag we're worse than Appulfags. Appul threads are usually pretty comfy.

Dashfags and shimmerfags

>>27778838
Being Flutter and Ponkfag, I have learned that the "she is a NEET" thing is just because they can't find anything else, just like fags say Rarity is a whore.

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>>27778866
>comfy
Yes, if you like calling circlejerks comfy.

>>27778838
Pinkiefag detected. We don't want to smell your sore anus.

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>>27778871
>having two waifus

>>27778838
I'm a Glimmerfag, but I much prefer her S5 villain self. I laugh at the petty rivalries between Shimmerfags and Glimmerfags.

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>>27778902
They are just my fav pones, no waifu.

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>>27778927
The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked
climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the
Norgolian empire. Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting
sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of
earth. The tireless sun cast its parching rays of incandescense
from overhead, half way through its daily revolution. Small
rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily
accomplishments of their dismal lives. Dust sprayed over three
heaving mounts in blinding clouds, while they bore the burdonsome
cargoes of their struggling overseers.
"Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of
hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier.
"Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death,
wretch!" returned Grignr.
A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive
barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust
forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers
vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his
saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust
with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid.
The enthused barbarian swilveled about, his shock of fiery
red hair tossing robustly in the humid air currents as he faced
the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms.
"Damn you, barbarian" Shrieked the soldier as he observed
his comrade in death.

>>27778871
>can't find anything
Other than the fact that she's bland as fuck, she's entry level generic moeshit, and her color scheme is meh. Easily the second worst M6

>replying

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>>27778947
Grignr's emerald green orbs glared lustfully at the
wallowing soldier struggling before his chestnut swirled mount.
His scowling voice reverberated over the dying form in a tone of
mocking mirth. "You city bred dogs should learn not to
antagonize your better." Reining his weary mount ahead, grignr
resumed his journey to the Noregolian city of Gorzam, hoping to
discover wine, women, and adventure to boil the wild blood
coarsing through his savage veins.
The trek to Gorzom was forced upon Grignr when the soldiers
of Crin were leashed upon him by a faithless concubine he had
wooed. His scandalous activities throughout the Simarian city
had unleashed throngs of havoc and uproar among it's refined
patricians, leading them to tack a heavy reward over his head.
He had barely managed to escape through the back entrance of the
inn he had been guzzling in, as a squad of soldiers tounced upon
him. After spilling a spout of blood from the leader of the
mercenaries as he dismembered one of the officer's arms, he
retreated to his mount to make his way towards Gorzom, rumoured
to contain hoards of plunder, and many young wenches for any man
who has the backbone to wrest them away.

>>27778954
Who's the worst?

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>>27778838
>6-Trixtards: D E N S E. Literally if there were anymore Trixtards in /mlp/ the board would collapse into a black hole.
>6-Trixtards: D E N S E.
>D E N S E.
What does this acronym stand for?

>>27778954
Cool opinion. If I cared about those things, then I wouldn't even watch this show for starters.
Or are you gonna tell me the ponies aren't all stereotypes?
>>27778984
Point fucking proven

>>27778995
>doesn't understand sarcasm
Point fucking proven

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>>27778984
Based Trixiefag is based.

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>>27779018
Nice damage control.

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>>27779036
Pic related is YOU. YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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>>27779036
Nice assumption of samefag/Trixiefag.

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>>27778984
Well, black holes are super dense, but I think he's exagerating. You'd have to crush the entire board beyond it's schwarzschild radius to turn it into a black hole, and I doubt Trixiefags do that
However, they can instead, explode in a giant supernova and turn the board into a neutron star, not as dense as a black hole, but dense enough to fuse Electrons with Protons, therefore, highly agressive to everything and anyone on it's path

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>>27779058
>image.png
Go away.
>>27779055
Stop with the damage control already.
>I wus only pretending, srsly guise

>>27778603
Eqgfags and shimmerfags

>>27778927
I don't care about shimmerfags but nuGlimmy really grow on me since the crystalling and NSP
she became one of my favorite horses not just "villain"

>>27778603
Glimmerfags and shimmerfags, in that order

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>>27779082
Arriving after dusk in Gorzom,grignr descended down a dismal
alley, reining his horse before a beaten tavern. The redhaired
giant strode into the dimly lit hostelry reeking of foul odors,
and cheap wine. The air was heavy with chocking fumes spewing
from smolderingtorches encased within theden's earthen packed
walls. Tables were clustered with groups of drunken thieves, and
cutthroats, tossing dice, or making love to willing prostitutes.
Eyeing a slender female crouched alone at a nearby bench,
Grignr advanced wishing to wholesomely occupy his time. The
flickering torches cast weird shafts of luminescence dancing over
the half naked harlot of his choice, her stringy orchid twines of
hair swaying gracefully over the lithe opaque nose, as she raised
a half drained mug to her pale red lips.
Glancing upward, the alluring complexion noted the stalwart
giant as he rapidly approached. A faint glimmer sparked from the
pair of deep blue ovals of the amorous female as she motioned
toward Grignr, enticing him to join her. The barbarian seated
himself upon a stool at the wenches side, exposing his body,
naked save for a loin cloth brandishing a long steel broad sword,
an iron spiraled battle helmet, and a thick leather sandals, to
her unobstructed view.
"Thou hast need to occupy your time, barbarian",questioned
the female?
"Only if something worth offering is within my reach."
Stated Grignr,as his hands crept to embrace the tempting female,
who welcomed them with open willingness.
"From where do you come barbarian, and by what are you
called?" Gasped the complying wench, as Grignr smothered her lips
with the blazing touch of his flaming mouth.

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>>27778603
Me. But instead of replying and trying to have a discussion or argument about the disagreement, I just get depressed and hide the thread, so nobody knows what an emotional faggot I am.

>>27779082
>I don't have any way to revoke you so I'm going to insult you for mobilefagging
Who is your waifu? We need to know so we can see who is the worst waifufag.

>>27778655
Dashfags are literally the worst.

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>>27779144
I don't have one.

>>27779175
Well then that settles it. The worst waifufags are the ones who don't have any.

>>27779133
Zypher looks like a manbun version of the guy from Wham

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>>27779210
>The worst waifufags are the ones who don't have any
Not that anon, but the truly worst waifufags are the ones who NEVER EVER had a gf, kissed a girl, or had friends at all

>>27779254
I had friends, but they all forgot me or betrayed me.
So I became bitter and cynical.

>>27779252
George Michael?

>>27779279
You don't have to explain yourself to normalfags, anon. Your social life has nothing to do with whether you're a faggot or not on here.

>>27779161
No need to get butt-flustered.

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>>27778603
>Sunset Shimmer
>EQG
>Not canon

>>27779293
Except I am a massive faggot out of dissapointment.
I was actually a Fluttershy, until kids started to be assholes to me.
They didn't even went to my birthday parties, never visited.
>Life gets so heavy the wheel breaks the butterfly

>>27778603
>Banter
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/banter
>An exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good natured raillery.
How much of it is really good natured, or playful?

>>27779373
The OP fucked up, and he meant bantz, not banter.

>>27779337
So you're Moondancer?

>>27779381
What does "bantz" mean then?

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>>27779337
>he fell for the "people will go out of their way to break a shy man out of his shell" meme
Lel

Even women only have this happen to them when some man wants to violate her then dump her when he's done playing with his toy. Your parent(s) did a shit job in raising you, boyo. You must unlearn what you have learned.

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>>27779415
I think you mean people is trash by default.
You try to help them sincerely and all they do is abuse as much as possible.
I am gonna sit here and wait for death, it is pointless to even try.
>>27779386
Nope, because I actually tried to reach out for people more than once. But being schizophrenic makes things even harder. So I just gave up.
And I didn't just try 3 or 4 times, I tried it like 20 or more times. Only one fag contacts me after all these years and I don't even like him much. But such is life.

>>27779465
>I am gonna sit here and wait for death, it is pointless to even try.
Depens on your age, how old are you?

>>27779092
Yeah she a good pone

>>27779465
>I think you mean people is trash by default.
That's true. All people are shit. Even you. Instead of being bitter about it, just be a manipulative jerk like everyone else.

>>27779290
Yes

>>27779536
That's exactly what divides me of them. I actually help without expecting anything back.
So I refuse to be like everybody.
>>27779517
30.

>>27779078
Thank you physics anon

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>>27779568
>grrrr i am 30 and everything is shit
>you kids listen i am older and know things
Get a name already, dude.

>>27779568
>I actually help without expecting anything back.
If that were actually true, you wouldn't be complaining about it. You expect all your kindness and good will (which you're probably exaggerating, let's be honest) to be rewarded by karma when it's abundantly clear that karma is bullshit. I don't know how you made it to thirty without realizing this.

>>27779585
Karma is real. I am rich now, got a house, and everything I need.
I don't even have to actually work.
The only thing I lack is company and people that isn't trash.
But you can't win em all.
>>27779577
Fuck off already. Did I force you to read what I posted? no? then leave.

>>27778838
EQGfags should be the worst. All you need to say to them and make them flip shit is >no hooves.

>Dashfags
Fly immediately into Damage Control mode the moment they have a slightly shitty episode

>Spikefags
Literally legendary levels of bitching about a character who serves as a secondary/comedic relief next to Pinkie, and occasionally the voice of reason. Even sadder that people self insert as him and feel personally threatened/upset when he's treated as he's meant to be handled.

>EQGfags (particularly Shimmerfags)
"Muh Canon!" "S-she'll show up in the show sooner or later, right guys? She has to because of this deleted and revoked scene!!!!"

>Rarifags/Twifags
We,, not really. They tend to take things in better stride than the above, but you can still get some salt if the memes hit the right people.