This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.
Last time, Sharp had a nice friendly chat with her boss and ex(boss).
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>>29053902
"Oh, it was just a spur of the moment thing. You can come next time for sure."
>You then give her a boop and snuggle close, Tally letting out a grateful sigh as your hooves slide around her.
>"That's nice to hear..."
>She coos as you pull the covers up and over your heads into a cocoon of warmth.
>The beeps, honks and general buzz of the city dulls as the cloth folds over your heads, an escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life.
>Tally gives you one last peck on the lips, leaving a faint taste of vanilla behind as the two of you drift away down the river into unconsciousness.
>You awaken to an obnoxious beeping noise, as well as Tally slamming her hoof onto something.
>There's a groan and a rush of cold air, and you quickly curl to save the last remnants of your warmth.
>"Stupid clock..."
>Tally grumbles as she wanders out of the bedroom, you following with your still bleary eyes.
>You then stumble out of bed and into the bathroom, where you're suddenly bodied by a skull-splitting headache.
>After picking yourself up off the tile you manage to brush your teeth and slump against the toilet, trying to remember whatever in sweet sassafras made you think last night was a good idea.
>Tally's waiting for you in the kitchen, and the two of you both munch on some toast before prepping for the day.
>For the first time in a long while you're out the door before her.
>You arrive at the Laugh and groan as you trot past the bartender and into the back.
>Rather quiet day you note, only two other ponies sitting about.
>Provvie is surprisingly not in her office, so you head to the overnight rooms and poke your heads inside in hopes of finding them.
>After a few tries you discover them sleeping together in the bottom of a bunk bed.
>Provvie lies on her back, Kis on her side and drooling slightly onto her sister's shoulder.
>input action
>>29122727
Oh, they're adorable. But, no reason to wake them up. Hang out in the front until they're up.
>>29122735
>no reason to wake them up
I'd normally object since they might have business we don't know about, but apparently it's a quiet day for now.
>>29122727
Wait for them to wake up. If we happen to talk to colleagues, let's ask them if they have something to do with Provvie, so that we know if we need to wake her up.
Rarijack edition
worst ship
>>29205526
>filly
>>29211681
beach pones?
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2017 Winter Cup Friendlies are here!
>Where?
4CC Hitbox: http://derpy.me/dix3h
>What is all this this?
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GIDDY UP
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GIDDY UP
First for giddy up
shit thread
The first weekend of the new year probably isn't quite as momentous as the last one of the old year, but like as not there's still a lot of ponies taking advantage of the time to have a good time. Even if a lot of the usual business is affected by the holidays, there's still a level of activity expected in civilized services, so breaks are still welcome during the lackadaisical days. And ponies are likely still on vacation, too! But where's popular after the big marquee celebrations? The usual spots?
>>29200458
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>29205528
>Fandom artist draws better than official comic in fewer than four hours
>For free
Why do the IDW comics even sell?Someone should tweet this to Fosgitt and tell him to gitgud.
>>29203337
>Drew that background in less than four hours.
Autism.
Also, looks like pencils figured out how to self-advertise.
>>29203337
Not everyone can turn autism into a successful career
>>29203384
>>29203390
Then why not hire autistic people?
Fresh Bread for the masses edition
>Where men are women, and women are slightly manlier women
>Where colts rule the kitchen with an iron hoof
>Where the oldfags are new and the newfags are unknown
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First for 'cows are disgusting and your inflated tit fetish is too'
>>29201916
>Thinks his 'first' post means anything without digits
>>29201946
Ti...Tiddies...
It's been past a week; if ponies got practical gifts for Hearth's Warming, they'd probably have been in use by now. And Princess Celestia may have gotten a package or two from who knows where; well-wishers in Equestria, foreign offerings from Yakyakistan or Saddle Arabia, or even found items from secret missions making their way into her care. What sorts of things is she interested in, anyhow?And what'd she get Luna?
>>29197657
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
HERE'S PINKIEEEE
Maintaining snow is an important task in the winter; Equestrians can use quite a bit with sledding and snowball fights and the like. At least they can plan around keeping things cold for the right time of year. Unless they don't; who gets to make these schedules, anyway? Is there a lead council in charge of decisions of this nature? Possibly based in Cloudsdale? Is Celestia in charge of it? How do they decide?
>>29193042
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
It's about that time, aint it
A bailar !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pEsdQY8qdQBut seriously, what the fuck hasbro.
What. The. Fuck.
>>29195612
Holy fuck what did I just watch...?
Hasbro, pic related
irl filly edition
ded horse:>>29189292
>>29193041
I didn't have enough time to make a better pattern, uni start in a couple of days.
It's also a bit too little, that's why it isn't perfect.
Can fillies hate other fillies?
>>29193074
No. Fillies are incapable of hate.
Previous Thread: >>29172818
Post pics, and love Sunset.
Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Sunset Greentexts-
Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
In Her Defense by Zharkaer- http://pastebin.com/qQZCz4AL
>>29190898
Good night~
>new bacon smell
GLORIOUS
Sunset a qt.
Morality Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
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>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997
Remember: It can strike at any time
Previous Thread: >>29165628
Which cyoa pones are the most formal?
How can other plushies compete?
>>29190717
Why is she getting gassed?
With the winter comes changes in nature that some ponies must find absolutely fascinating. There's a yellow pegasus in Ponyville that probably marks the calendar for when coats will be changing on animals just to make sure she knows which ones are which for the next few months. And she should also know if there are any rare creatures that are only really active this season, too - or at least in similar climates. Something she can talk about with that society her chill green friend's part of, too.
>>29185334
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>filly
>>29189292
I think I know which yellow pegasus you mean.
Dongring of Destiny edition
>Where men are women, and women are slightly manlier women
>Where colts rule the kitchen with an iron hoof
>Where the oldfags are new and the newfags are unknown
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Lovingly wash and scrub your mare.
I claim this thread in the name of nigger faggot
Also, thanks to the last anon from the previous thread >>29173599 for the bread image.
Imma use that next time. Bring back the old memes, make RGRE marely again.