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fuck off hippy

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>>29369433
Checked
>We haven't even hit our lowest point yet
Basically we need one of us to live stream actual horsefucking to hit our lowest point.

>>29369433
>t. cuck
Everyone knows that this board, the fandom, and the show are dead and will never return to the glories of Season 1

>>29369208
No, you are not a pony.

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>>29369208

horses dont have hymens.

>>29369218

who says i'm not?

>>29368860
What is today's sermon going to be about Mother Pinkie?

>Pinkie becomes pope for a day
>She calls for a crusade
>Millions die

>>29368930
A crusade on whom, though?

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Uh... What?

>>29368684
why

why would she be programmed to be compatible with whoever the fuck that is

>>29368635
Very odd.

>>29368610
Add a fourth point about how she can only talk with twilight and it's perfect.

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>>29368610
>1.

she's appeared for like 2 seconds in a few episodes not about her

>>29368610
what kind of masochist do you have to be to still watch this shit pile of a show?

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>>29368146

Because they hate the autistic manchildren who post it everywhere. It isn't real. There's no reason to love it. You're escaping into a fantasy world instead of taking your problems headon. It's pathetic and it's why people hate it

>>29368228
apply directly to the forehead

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>>29367894
>we're dying
>we're going to stop the ride
For fucks sake. Either keep riding or get the fuck off already you quitter. Go take your concern trolling to /v/ or /pol/ where they respond better to it.

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>>29367894
Who cares, huh?

Realistically, who, the fuck, cares?

D'OH NO, NO MORE NEWFAGS MAKEN 'SPOONFEED MEH PLS' THREADS
NO MORE 'YO BRAHS I GOT OFF LE RIDE BU I AM LE BACK NOW XD' SHIT

>>29367894
Hiatus. It always happens.

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>>29367854

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OP is right

It would be nice if you guys posted in her thread.
>>29312233

Do they have a limited number of children they may have like China and this world most of the males are aborted?

There is no 'disbalance.' It's about 50/50. Reusing assets =/= gender imbalance.

>>29367419
WW2.

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>>29367263

>>29367263
why is pink shimmer not bald in that pic?

>>29367263
Who?

>>29367083
>fuck twilight
don't have to ask me twice

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>>29367083
perfection?

>>29367083
I want to fuck Twi as well

Because you touch yourself at night

>>29366995
they had to sell the old ugly ones with the hait first

>>29367005
/thread

>>29366600
The only thing we can do is grab as much as we can and leave before the storm hits. Did she finds anything that Peach might want, besides the drugs?

>>29366847

[1/2]

“Not much we can do but grab what we can and get out of here before the storm gets here. Did you get anything Peach might want besides the drugs?”
>I found a bunch of broken picture frames, but that's it. Not much, really.
“If that's it, let's get out of here.”
Downstairs, Misty packs a couple of pill bottles into your saddlebag. Afterwards, Misty gallops out of the household, you closely following behind her.
Half of the sky is black now.
The city has gotten darker.
More snowflakes are falling.
It keeps getting colder.
By the time you make it to the prison gate, it's almost unbearably cold. Screams are beginning to erupt from the inside of the city as ponies of all colours and sizes begin to rush through the gates. Not enough for it to be crowded, but just enough for it to cause alarm. Most ponies are wearing hoodies, sweaters and big winter coats. You suddenly feel less safe in this suit. This suit of armor that could offer protection against many things you imagine. But you feel that protecting against mother nature isn't one of it's strongsuits.
You walk into the slightly crowded halls of the prison. Sounds of drills and saws work their way into your ears from the patient rooms. You don't dare look into any of them.
A voice comes over the intercom. You recognize it as Peter's.
>Please make your way to the shop centre. We shall tally you up there. Remain calm. The lights may go out during this storm. Please note that this is normal, and that our backup generator will provide power to the necessary instruments that require them. Stay calm and enjoy your stay. And please, for your own safety, do not venture into the storm unprepa-
The intercom goes out, as do the lights. A couple startled screams come from the pitch darkness around you before red emergency lights flick on, dimly lighting the hallways. You can hear the wind beating against the walls of the prison. The wind must be blowing something fierce out there.

>>29367128

[2/2]

As you walk towards the shops, you notice that all of the windows have been closed, replaced by a metal shutter of some sort. You believe it was some automated procedure to keep prisoners from escaping in the time before this.
Eventually making it to the shop, you sit at one of the many tables scattered around the cafeteria area. There's less ponies here than before. You would've thought there would be more considering the storm.
Misty looks over to you.
>Well...Looks like we won't be leaving here for a while. Not without some other gear, anyway. What do we do now?
She asks in a somber tone.

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>>29366453
I bet you would like his cock in your ass though.

>>29366463
Nah man, he's just teaching me how to kiss.
I ain't about that gay shit.

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Shining has a cute butt

>>29366309
OP

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>>29366309
Not me.

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>>29366309