What're your comfiest reads, /lit/? pic related.
>>7851556
Guess you'll never know
>when the flashman books were first published in America people mistook them for genuine memoirs
I have all of them on my Kobo, I've been meaning to get into them properly.
Pic related is a comfy AF read
Thoughts on James Patterson?
Garbage
>>7851296
A very prolific writer ofoutlines
liberal
Read a book based on where you'll be/ what your surroundings will be
why would going on a road trip mean you read different books than you normally would. just check the top 100 list we made
Well tell us where youre going so we can recommend some apropos shit
What is a website where I can get audiobooks for free that isn't private? I thought The Audiobook Bay was one but anytime I try to download from there it tries to get me to sign up for some shit called HyperBlazing.
librevox
librixoc
libricocks
ITT: Best audio books with a good narrator.
librvox
>>7851094
wew
>>7851094
>check youtube for audiobook of short story, to listen to during work/drive/whatever
>oh wow there are actually some by this author! cool!!
>don't see librivox anywhere, phew
>click
>nerdy fucking 14 year old, half a mile away from his microphone, speaks through a hailstorm of static "nnh this is a lirrifox recor'in nnnh all lirrifox recor'ins are in da public domein"
>starts reading hilarious story by saki in his nasal fucking voice
>can't help but picture this evil nerdy nasally-voiced pleb fuck on a ship distantly at sea in the middle of a hurricane, calling out barely audible passages of books i like
>try ten more times to find a story not by someone like this
>best i find is a woman with an actual cartoonish barbara walters lisp glibly reading lovecraft
>yell at my monitor WHY?? WHY WOULD YOU READ LOVECRAFT? YOU SOUND LIKE FUCKING BARBARA WALTERS!!!
>later that night have weird fucked up dream about barbara walters and myron from Fallout 2 following me around on a boat in a black-and-white storm, constantly harassing me through a scratchy 1950s ham radio
GO FUCK YOURSELF LIBRIVOX
"This sentence is false".
Philosophers can't even solve this small thing.
Seeking knowledge is pointless.
It's better to drop the whole philosophy shtick and just read genre literature.
>>7850902
What a poor soul.
I hope your life will be better one day anon.
I can solve it.
What does /lit/ think of To Kill A Mockingbird?
Why do they make high school kids read it?
SJW shit that led to cuckolding phenomonen
to give them a good dose of white guilt. part of the indoctrination plan.
teachers only read it to their studednts as an excuse to say the word nigger
Hey /lit/, I've got a meaning-oriented question to English native speakers.
I'm trying to translate a folk song ('Jesse James'), and I stumbled upon a line, whose meaning I find hinky.
It goes: 'And he came from a solitary race.'
Is 'solitary race' an idiom, or does it just mean that he was a loner?
>>7850510
Moreover, if the line is not enough, here's the whole verse:
Now Jesse went to rest with his hand on his breast,
The devil will be upon his knee.
He was born one day in the County Clay,
And he came from a solitary race.
>>7850510
>does it just mean that he was a loner?
Yeah. Archaic use of "race", was common just to mean "solitary kind/sort"
>>7850522
Thank you!
So I read How to Read a Book by Adler. It was great. It helped me immensely with reading and understanding.
He eventually has a recommended reading list. It's long and has lots of classical works. I've tried starting with the Greeks like he suggests.
I get absolutely nothing out of the Iliad and Odyssey. What am I doing wrong?
Is a self directed liberal education worth it? I'm not enjoying the journey this far.
>helped me immensely
>can't get anything out of the Epics.
It didn't help you then. What are you trying to understand? The meaning of the universe? Quit being lazy and retarded and read some more about them.
>>7850525
Yeah, what are you trying to get out of them? They're both relatively straightforward.
>>7850525
>>7850532
He recommended I start there and progress forward. I get why I should work through western literature chronologically.
I guess I'm asking those who have read or are reading western works chronologically if they consider the effort/project worth it? What sort of benefits are there from doing it?
What are some good books on music? Pic related
>>7850327
This book isn't all about music, it's a mixture of funny autobiographical stories and essays about music theory, politics, and other stuff.
But jeesh, when you read the section about music, you get a real sense of what a monster composer he was. It really changed my whole perspective on art and music in general.
Highly recommended, I usually hate autobiographies but this one is hilarious and extremely informative. He was a genius.
What to Listen For in Music by Aaron Copland
Forgot to mention
/mu/ posters need not apply
Does this seem "Professional" enough?
"Good morning, I am Noah Blum for FOX Charllote and Today's top story is the crash of two Air Force jets just east of Morganton."
The screen changed to several scenes of a crater with debris and emergency vehicles around it.
"Last night around 1 AM, two F-15 Eagles from Seymore Johnson Air Force Base in Goldsboro plummetted from the sky, one landed in a large horse pasture, killing two animals, and the other landed in one of Morganton's parks, which was abandoned at the time. Early reports are saying that both aircraft crashed about two minutes apart from each other,The Air Force released an official statement, stating that both pilots safely ejected from the fighters after losing control while performing training maneuvers near the Burke County city."
The show cut to a woman with a microphone held in her face. "We where asleep when all we heard was this loud explosion and the ground shook." The interviewee said. "I ran outside to see and I could only see this fire burning in the park and you could hear stuff falling from the sky. My first thought was 'Oh my god terrorists have set off a car bomb.'"
The video returned to the anchor in the newsroom. "Other eye witnesses report that they saw the aircraft still in the air and firing weapons. The Air Force reaffirms us that the planes were not armed and it was only a training exercise. The FAA tells us that the Air Force is responsible for conducting a thorough investigation of the accident but no commercial flights can expect interruptions in the area. We'll be bringing you more from this story as it becomes available so stay tuned to FOX Morning News, Charlotte."
>>7850262
t. cuck
>>7850262
It's too professional, and not showy enough, especially not for daytime news, and *especially* not for FOX.
>>7850733
How would you say it could be improved. I want it to sound right but not be horribly long.
Descartes didn't distinguish between humans and
machines or organic world and inorganic world.
When his daughter died at the age of five,
he found a doll that looked just like her.
He named her Francine and doted on her.
God damn it, someone comment!
is this supposed to be a poem or something? go fuck yourself dude
>>7851267
La la la, can\t hear you
talk to me about this guy /lit/, you've probably never heard of him though... is he a good writer? Faulkner ranked him as his #1 contemporary. Does he deserve that distinction or was Faulkner just drunk?
I'm a big fan of Thomas Wolfe. He was very well-known at the time as an intense, serious maximalist writer of roman-a-clef (i.e. thinly-veiled biographical) novels.
I suggest starting with "Look Homeward, Angel" and then reading "You Can't Go Home Again" and "Of Time and the River" if you like that.
For short stories I'd read "From Death to Morning" which is pretty neat.
He was one of the main influences on Jack Kerouac's writing and Wolfe himself published a book about his travel's west (can't remember the name but I've read it) and the style does resemble Kerouac's later writing to a degree in its lengthy sentences, emotional intensity, articulation of thoughts in a way that requires several adjectives to be employed, and a sort of obsession with articulating something until there's nothing left to articulate. Hemingway disliked his writing very much and accused him of being a self-obsessed amateur who couldn't express himself in an intelligent, terse manner.
lol more like gene wolfe
Can anyone recommend any 19th Century Romantic 'Phantasmagoria' novellas/prose poetry like Undine, Carmilla, Gaspard de la Nuit?
>>7849802
I think you will enjoy.
Ludwig Tieck
ETA Hoffmann?
DUDE COCKS LMAO
what has this board become
He was a pedophile.