/mtfg/ - Trans Girl General

big ups to brooklyn

>>5767005
<3

>>5767164
hopefully a lethal dose of cyanide mixed in

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>>5767155
I can't speak for everyone, but I take pills and definitely am not scared of needles.

>>5767164
<<<<3333333

>>5767164
Is there anything that you can do well? Clothing, makeup,life - you name it, you suck at it.

>>5767164
your food always looks awful desu

then again all ive eaten today is a fistful of frootloops so i have no room to talk.

>>5767155
I'm scared of needles ;~;
but injectables aren't available in australian anyway afaik

Ketchup xD

How the fuck do you stay sucking a guys cock long without feeling like you have to catch your breath? First time with someone so large and I feel like I'm having to come up for air too often for him to get anywhere, it's hard to keep my nasal passages clear to breathe..

>>5767193
Everyday you bitch about killing yourself so why have you not done it?

>>5767198
I don't know
I'm afraid of death I guess but I want to die
I really should just do it

>>5767197
Oh cool you got a bf now?

Where did you meet him?

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>>5767155
>being scared of needles
>not watching the needle insertion and the vials filling when you get your blood taken

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please pray for doggo

>>5767197
practice breathing, clean your nose,

>tfw no tranny friend to do fun things with without feeling bad for being a hon

I don't even know why I post here anymore. Everyone is fucked to me.

>>5767193
>but injectables aren't available in australian anyway afaik
this is bad

>>5767193
I cant even find any pharmacy that sells needles or syringes here

>>5767210
if i put ketchup on my miss cock will you kiss it

>>5767208

Whens the last time you even saw a dick that wasnt yours?

>>5767202
Met him at a food truck event he's nice, not sure if I'd call him bf yet he's said not to get too attached cause he has a habit of not sticking around but he's nice

>>5767208
Okay to first and the second do I need to go full neti pot clean or something?

>>5767210
? What do you mean?

>>5767210
how long has it been since you last quit forever?

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>>5767058
Just ask a black person, they should know.

>>5767210
No kayl you are the fucked one.

>>5767210
At least there's some new people like me who haven't learned to hate anyone yet

>>5767227
2 days

>>5767220
My neighbors

>>5767225
Just clean it regularly, wipe out those bogeys =]

>>5767227
i dunno, I wish I could just do it though, would save me the heart ache of being picked on but this is my only human interaction I get.

>>5767151
this photo makes me so sad for some reason... ;-;

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>>5767211
they hates us

>>5767230
Escape while you can.

>>5767236
no no no no no i dont like this

>>5767239
If shit starts to bother me I'll just hop back to posting on the other boards.

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>>5767197
Circular breathing. Also, don't deepthroat for too long, give the tip some attention and get a few breaths in through your nose, or slipped in through your mouth when you adjust position.

>>5767234
>this is my only human interaction i get
Is that how you deluded yourself into thinking you're trans?

>>5767249
worked for me =]

>>5767233
>My neighbors

Liar. tell us what happened since you said you only went jogging for one day and that was all the contact you had with him since.

>>5767243
I'm sorry.
You can go to the doctor any time you like for anything that is wrong with you though and it costs nothing.
Also you can still get cypro afaik and they changed the requirements of needing to go on a sex offenders list.
but its patches/pills or implants (if you can find someone who does it)

>tfw AAP
>tfw no bf

>>5767249
no jerk, I always had dysphoria my whole fucking life but since my mother is abusive I had to suffer in silence till I got the internet

>>5767261
it's cool. im gonna eat a whole kangaroo

My cat hates all food except cheap cat food. She won't eat ham. Just beat the shit out of it til it gets dusty.

>>5767197
Circular breathing. It's for playing woodwind and brass but slightly modified it helps a lot.

>>5767230
You'll learn to hate Kayla. I've been here like a week.

>>5767268
Your mother is not abusive

>>5767247
>>5767273

Fuck time to learn to circular breathe... His is so big I felt like I was barely doing anything unless I was gagging, I need to kill my reflex. I felt so embarrassed with how bad I am at this

>>5767233
Nice glad you got hooked up with him finally. And trust me I do

>>5767247
Awh snap girl didn't even see you said it too.

>>5767270
you can do that if you want, its legal and everything
you can buy kangaroo burgers and sausages and stuff at the supermarket
I've never eaten it myself, well not that I know of anyway

>>5767273
>You'll learn to hate Kayla
Maybe if all of you didn't shit on me all day I would feel better and have a life, but instead everyone tells me I am not worth living and nothing I do is good.

>>5767268
Autistic people can't be trans

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>>5767210
You make haileys fuckups seem really timid in comparison.

Its funny, I like it.
>>5767286
Heh.

>>5767277
she hits me like faye's mom does

>>5767286
Yes. You are nice and good and kind all the time. Totally everyone's fault but your own.

>>5767256
I saw him yesterday when I went to go buy bread and bumped into him, we talked about jogging. I didn't jog today because I can't seem to get sleep and don't like jogging at night. I might have gotten a cold or something, felt terrible.

>>5767279
I didn't hook up with him. I'm going in circles and this isn't healthy. Maybe the end of next month might be work I dunno.. =[

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>>5767273
>You'll learn to hate Kayla. I've been here like a week.
You are a fast leaner Mirin-chan.

>>5767268
That poor women. Having such an ungrateful son.

>>5767298
fayes mom hits you too? D:

>>5767298
Your mother has never hit you

>>5767302
I only lash out at people who are mean to me first, you think when I rage on someone its not warranted? Or that they shit on me twice as hard regardless what I do?

>>5767286
I don't hate you for what its worth

>>5767298
wait werent you saying yesterday that she had accepted you as trans?

i might be remembering wrong. of course that wouldnt speak for things she had done in the past but still, are things better now?

>>5767298
Both of those were warranted.

tfw no one hits you

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>>5767295
>talking shit about me
dude wtf not cool

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>>5767310
>>5767307
Her mum hits on me

its not nice and I don't like it.

Please tell your mom to not hit on me kayla

>>5767313
You talk shit on me all the time for no reason..

>>5767313
You lash out people for being happy. For having things you don't have. For living places with medical care you don't have. For actually completing degrees instead of whatever it is you were doing at school.

You are a very angry hateful person.

>>5767316
>implying anything he says is true

>>5767305
>don't like jogging at night

Do you want to be lonely still? Just try night jogging with him until he gives a definite answer on whether he'd let you suck his dick or not.

>>5767316
I thought things were better but she went all bipolar on me and now hates my guts again.

>>5767315
meh, I wish the passers didn't hate me

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It has come to my attention that hailey refereed to beautiful tran butterflies as "trann**s" in group chat, and women as "wh*res". I wont tolerate such behavior.

Hailey, we are no longer tomodachy im sorry goodbye

>>5767327
im new, might as well give a chance.

>>5767333
thats a shame. hopefully it gets better.

>>5767332
He stopped jogging or something and isn't consistent with it. He probably enjoys being alone. Hes very quite.. I wonder if hes autistic sometimes, he didn't like being touched.

>>5767325
because you aren't that good looking yet get sex and jobs as if it was being handed out for free

>>5767326
My hate is warranted, if someone would ever treat me with value I would be able to move on in life.

>>5767336
Who's this hailey person? Another weeb like you?

>>5767279
Well gagging and reflex is just practice unfortunately. You gotta put the hours in. Breathing though you can practice any time, not just with cock in mouth. Plus hey some guys like gagging, specially if you play it off as "your deck is so amazing I'm gonna choke on it rather than spend a second with it not in my throat" throw in some dirty talk and you're good.

>>5767286
Oh Kayla, honey, sweetie, I thought people were unfair to you until I saw you say horrible and despicable things to people unprovoked out of jealousy. I know I'm insane, so I can't lecture you, but I know this for certain, people wouldn't shit on you if you didn't act like a human toilet.

>>5767306
I gave her a day, wasn't exactly fast learning.

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>>5767333
That was fucked up, senpaitachi.

>>5767347
That's not how being a decent human being works kayla. Lashing out because you're an autistic shutin and other people aren't isn't warranted.

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>>5767350
yes, clannad moeblob poster >>5767321

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>>5767350
shitty ugly agp with BPD and makes poor romantic choices

>>5767286
You really are salt.
You just had to drag someone elses name in again for no reason.
Do you really wonder why people think you're a terrible person?

>>5767359
>>5767361
Oh great another pair of transbians.

>>5767354
There are no decent human beings, there are greedy selfish humans who take and take and take and rob me of fun and money, and then there is me who is too poor and ugly to be like the rest of the takers.

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>>5767315
>I don't hate you for what its worth

>>5767333
>I wish the passers didn't hate me

that shade towards sheen

>>5767364
i think you should go out and have some fun. i think an escape would be good for your mood, and ergo the rest of us.

>>5767362
>Do you really wonder why people think you're a terrible person?
No, everyone hates me because mtfg only praises passers who have sex and get surgery.

>>5767364
you refuse to get most jobs because "it's below you." You live off family income, including your hateful mothers.
You really don't get to say your poor

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>>5767363
>transbian
no dude lol i like boys nearly exclusively shes just my sister from another mister

>>5767279
Awe. Practice makes perfect, you'll get the hang of it ;_;

>>5767369
>i think you should go out and have some fun
I can't go out, I am too ugly and will get beat up or looked down on by the general public. If I was pretty I wouldn't even be posting here because my life would be so fucking amazing.

>>5767372
>your

>>5767371
That's not true at all.

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>>5767364
This post is 100% trolling, I love it.

Its on par with "what would you bring in a bunker with you if sun fell out of orbit and crashed into the earth" and "why do people jump off bridges into water, they will just fall into water and wont get harmed"

So subtle. So graceful.

>>5767372
I would take any fucking job at this point but no one is hiring at all.

>>5767347
He thinks I'm sexy so whatever ~ haha he's basically paying me to be eye candy so you saying I don't look good is moot

>>5767379
Dropping trip to correct a grammar error does not invalidate the point. Nobodies handing out awards on the boards anyway so it's really pointless to fuss over. No real defense?

>>5767380
Yes it is. The most popular trips are the ones that pass as cis and are full time. No one really gives them shit and if someone does then everyone else just calls them jealous. Passers are fucking untouchable and they know it.

>>5767378
let go, don't care what people think. go to an arcade, play some games, go see movies. idk. who cares what society thinks. do something that will make you happy.

if you're most worried about getting attacked, keep a poketknife on you.

>>5767389
He must love that manly look in his women.

>>5767389
your jaw and nose say otherwise

>>5767383
The real Kayla passed on years ago, the trip has been taken over by a few trolls that keep it going in memory.
That's how Kayla posts all the time and sometimes contradicts themselves. they take shifts.

>>5767395
I haven't seen a movie in person in 3 years because cis people would taunt and make fun of me, I can't go out because I am so hideous

>>5767401
>I don't pass
>I pass
>I don't pass
Make up your mind senpai

>>5767401
you need therapy

>>5767401
i think you are expecting things to be much worse than they actually would be. have you gone out and gotten taunted? there are ugly people all over the place who never get a word said to them, happens for me every day. i doubt you are as hideous as you think, im too new to have seen a pic, but even if you are i doubt most people would care.

>>5767402
she said she is hideous, not that she doesn't pass.

>>5767393
>>5767399
>>5767401
You are so far in your self imposed pity/loathing jerkfest that you are entirely out of touch with reality. You need to get out and stop making up scenarios. holy shit.
Of course it's pointless to say this, you wont help yourself.

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>>5767404
>have you gone out and gotten taunted?
no but I can tell everyone hates me just by the way I look
also I am fucking monsterous here is my most recent pic out

>>5767417
you are wearing clothes that do not suit you

>>5767417
you look completely fine. nobody is gonna hate you if you go out. please, just go have some fun, see what i mean.

>>5767421
but my huge man body wont fit normal girl clothes so I am stuck with unfashionable ugly shit from the internet

>>5767417
>admitting to self delusion.
Noone can take you serious now.

>>5767421
is right. You pass in that pic the problem is the outfit.

>>5767426
its not self delusion
Why do cis girls always start laughing when I walk by, or why I feel eyeballs burning my flesh when someone looks at me? Its because I am ugly and they all make me know it.

>>5767429
they probably don't. you need to get out more, see how people just act.

not everything that happens around you has to do with you.

Guess who I am
>passers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5767435
Edgar

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>go to bank to deposit cash
>get madamed on the way in
>sirred by a person with a clipboard asking if anyone needs asistance
>madamed by the cashier
>sirred on the way out by a different guy

makes no sense I tell ya

>>5767432
>not everything that happens around you has to do with you.
I doubt that, I see people looking at me, they all give me dirty looks. Everyone hates me and everyone hates each other, its all a big fucking waste of time to be alive since everyone is such a callous mean fuckhead.

>>5767406
They mean the same thing to her

>>5767429
>have you gone out and gotten taunted?
>no but I can tell everyone hates me
You're literally making up problems when there probably isn't one. Girls compare themselves all the fucking time that doesn't mean it's because your trans.
and again, your clothing choice sucks.

>>5767417
I love those glasses. I like how high the brim goes. I'm needing something like that I think. My current pair are thin and don't compliment my forehead, which I hate. I furrow a lot.

>>5767442
thats not what the world is like.

go see a therapist in the very least. there is no excuse, you will be able to find one who will work for cheap.

>>5767439
Why are Americans so obsessed with calling people sir or madam?

>>5767432
You're projecting your insecurities on others and making your own demons.
It's not a other people problem, it's an anxiety problem.

>>5767445
To be fair theres a catholic church nearby and I usually get looks from elderly passerbyers.

>>5767445
>when there probably isn't one
there is a problem just for the fact i am 5'11'' and in heels I am over six feet tall, I tower over every other woman so I stick out like a sore thumb, then since I stick out, it makes me easy to be singled out to get stared at and shouted at.

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>>5767442
>Everyone hates me and everyone hates each other
>its all a big fucking waste of time to be alive since everyone is such a callous mean fuckhead

you're just projecting

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>>5767452
>tfw thats what I ex used to say

>>5767261
wait, are you kidding me right now? you had to go on a fucking sex offenders list to get hrt?

>>5767451
>thats not what the world is like
yes it is, or else I wouldn't be saying it
and last time I had a shrink I made her cry because I said she is only a shrink because the discount at the DMV on registration and the pay is good. I really tore into her and I feel bad about it, she quit the clinic 2 weeks later.

>>5767466
Sexual deviant list but yea

>>5767454
>CATHOLIC Churchgoers
>elderly
Obvious they'll hate anything that doesn't fit their narrow scope of normalcy.
But they aren't everyone. People will never appeal to EVERYONE

>>5767460
No, if humanity didn't hate each other then no one would cut me off in traffic, or it wouldn't be a fight to get parking or a fight to get a job. All humans do is fight each other, life sucks because of the greediness of others

>>5767471
Sexual deviant is much different then sex offender.
Basically anything not straight is considered deviant to conservatives.

>>5767452
It really depends where you live, in some places like the south it's pretty impolite to not use "sir" and "ma'am" with older people or people you're not close to, in others it's just something that is a higher level of politeness that some business employees might be encouraged to use, but for the most part not using them won't make you come across as a flippant asshole.

>>5767468
you are doing nothing but pushing out people trying to help by doing things like that.

seriously, get help.

>>5767466
https://oii.org.au/4117/intersex-australians-sex-offenders-register/

australia sucks

>>5767478
Still dumb they label just to get cpa covered under the pbs

>>5767477
Do you always dwell solely on the negatives?

>>5767471
That's a thing? Whoa. (How do I get on such a list? Is having /d/ in my browser history sufficient?)

>>5767489
Label you*

>>5767490
is there anything positive to being poor and transgender and ugly? I can't find anything, neither can many trans people like me hence the massive fucking suicide rate we have

>>5767483
everyone hates me so I have no one to push away

>>5767502
you keep making excuses. go get help. find a way to make yourself happy.

>>5767483
>You're starting to understand.
You're like..getting unplugged.

>>5767197
please tell me you're not this guys hooker for $10 an hour

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>>5767477
>life sucks because of the greediness of others
you're not wrong about this, but you're taking the notion and its conclusions to the absolute extreme

your frame of reference for life is a crazy mom and a vitriolic anonymous imageboard, so the only motives you know to attribute to others are what you see in them and what you see in yourself

there are plenty of genuinely nice people, and people who are greedy and selfish but still fairly nice anyway, but you don't even open yourself to the possibility so all you see is hate and lies

>>5767515
NO MADDIE NO!

>>5767489
Yeah it's dumb and should be fixed, but for now it's likely done as a loophole.
Probably similar to how SOME people get approved for surgeries by having a sympathetic doctor label the part as having some other problem. (I have an FTM friend who got their uterus removed this way.)

But yeah, it's still shitty.

>>5767507
No one wants to help me and the only way I could be happy is if I won the lotto.

>>5767318
because Kayla wont let them

>>5767502
I still don't hate you. I hate your unwillingness to take responsibility for yourself.
I really do hope you improve things eventually and can move forward.

>>5767524
more excuses.
there are people who will help you, stop sitting on here and go find them. if you cant find them, help yourself. no one is standing in your way.

>>5767524
you're a jackass
I could pick a random poster to help
and they would deserve it at least ten times more than you do

>>5767524
Stop relying on others to bail you out

>>5767523
Im curious can you get a script for any other aa's other then spiro and cypro

>>5767541
how can I help myself without help from others?

>>5767539
I deserve it more because i have it the worst

>>5767534
>there are people who will help you
give me their phone numbers then if such people exist

>>5767524
Even if you won the lottery you'd just end up rich and miserable. You've got problems that money can't fix, I'm afraid; at some point you're going to need to address your whole outlook on life if you want any chance of becoming content.

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>>5767487
>my fucking face when been on androcur for nearly five years and was never informed about this
gee what a country

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Why am I so tired as of late? I have been getting the right amount of sleep and I still nearly fall asleep in class

>>5767569
nobody gives a shit.

>>5767567
>cuntry
ftfy ;)

for the love of christ someone fucking make an amazon wishlist of appropriate clothing and send it to kayla so we don't have to deal with this shit every single day.

>>5767562
i dont know where you live, and i am not going to spend all night trying to find people for you.

if you are so miserable, find a way out of it.

but whatever, you're ignoring all my advice. im no coach or therapist or whatever, but i want to help and see an end to the negativity you hold.

im tiring myself out with this. i want to see you be happy. just stop making excuses.

>>5767573
fuck no. don't pair me with the bogans.

>tfw 5'6" 17in shoulders
kill me senpai

>>5767562
you don't have it the worst
you're a entitled little shit that wastes our time
fuck off

>>5767577
we can if she tells us her size

>>5767563
Nope, if I won the lotto, even the one for $100,000 I would be the happiest person on earth. I would book ffs with spegal, srs with suporn, a breast aug in beverly hills, get some porcelain veneers put in, and full body laser hair removal
Then I would pass and be ready to live.

>>5767586
>tfw 5'7 20 in shoulders

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>>5767584
join us

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Anyone here able to fluently read Mandarin and want to make a quick buck?

>>5767597
sell your bike
make progress

>>5767611
please no. i am a respectable high-class citizen. i leech from centrelink and live with my parents. :)

>>5767585
>porn on a blue board
How does it feel weird?

>>5767594
My shoulders are 16 inches, my waist is 30 inches and my bust across my boobs is 40 inches and my underbust is 36 inches. I can't find shit that would fit me with those measurements

>>5767582
>if you are so miserable, find a way out of it.
only fat stacks of cash can get me out of my situation

>>5767612
What do you want translated?

>>5767620
use your small stack of cash to buy a gun and shoot yourself.

>>5767618
Hey me too I also live around a bunch of lebs

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>>5767622
More than just translating something, but it would take about 10 minutes I think. Trying to order something.

>>5767620
Disregard self-pity, acquire currency.

>>5767620
Why are you back to your insanity Kayla? You were normal a few days ago

>>5767620
Rob a bank

>>5767616
I would probably only get $5,500 if I sold my bikes, thats like nothing near what i need

>>5767633
mom took my hydrocodone from me

>>5767632
well get me an interview and I could do just that

>>5767635
>"everyone on the floor! empty the register and open the safes!"
>"y-yes sir"
>*shoots everyone in the building and herself*

>>5767628
Ah, I see. (I don't know the language, I hope I didn't come across as suggesting otherwise, sorry.) It's something that requires more than machine translation to do, I guess? What are you ordering anyways?

>>5767648
Get back on it
You're a lot nicer when on it

>>5767658
She's not going to have an easy time saving up $100,000 if she gets addicted to pain meds, I think she may need to just grit through this.

>>5767639
5500 more than you have now and you already said it was too masculine for you so do it... you also said your mom would match anything you go in on. or was that a lie? are you coming here for help or are you just invading trans spaces because you're selfish and lonely?

>>5767658
its bad for my already taxed liver if I take more then the daily dose

>>5767649
I was thinking of just handing a note saying you have a gun and to hand over some money, tellers are taught to comply and not take the risk.

kayla go smoke some weed

maybe that will improve your mood.

>>5767663
I doubt she would match me now being that she flipped her shit on me. If I sold the bike I would move to that room for rent I am getting a month early and get a shit fast food job. I should just do that and get the fuck away from my mom, she causes most of my issues.

>>5767668
weed is illegal and I don't want to do it since I am still applying for jobs, all jobs in my area pee test monthly.

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>>5767653
Custom 3x5 Polyester Flags

1 Custom 3x5 Polyester Flag from American Manufacturer = >90$

1 Custom 3x5 Polyester Flag from International China via AliExpress = 9$

1 Custom 3x5 Polyester Flag from Domestic China via Taobao = 0.50$

I'm a Jew so I want to go for the cheapest possible. I could hire someone for like 5$ to do this but I wanted to see if anyone here wanted to help me do it since I'd rather put my money into the mtfg economy. AliExpress I can do myself since the people know English but since Taobao is obviously cheaper I'd prefer that, but I don't know Mandarin so I'm not sure I'd be able to communicate with the person. I also can't even read the images that tell you how you customise the flag :--D

LF PERSON WHO SPEAK FLUENT CHINESE ILL GIVE U 5$

If you take a teeny tinny amount of spiro and your chest and heart feel like youre gona die, whats the best course of action. One that does not involve stopping spiro would be great.

>tfw 6'3" and 17" shoulder

>>5767676
What kinda flags are you buying?

>>5767620
That's a size 10 US or 14 UK shirt. An XL, there's plenty of places that sell shirts in those sizes.

>>5767679
eat something salty

>>5767675
well if you are getting drug tested that sucks. shame you cant do it to take a bit of edge off safely.

>>5767669
move out then.

do anything that will improve your mood.

>>5767679
stop being a little bitch and take dem titty skittles
>>5767682
>I know that feel....

>>5767682
shoulders sound fine for that height desu senpai

>>5767684
I don't want to be an xl, pretty girls are a size small
this isn't fair

>>5767687
>move out then
but every time I mention it my mom takes more of my freedoms away, she is like flat out abusive right now because she knows the end is near for he control over me

>>5767675
You can get synthetic weed which is legal and passes all the tests, club x stocks it.

>>5767697
you're an adult. she has no control over you. leave asap.

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>>5767675
>tfw u live in a place with employment discrimination protection for medical cannabis patients

>>5767704
I can't even leave my room or she will scream at me, she controls me because she pays for me

>>5767675
>pee test monthly
I call bullshit so hard on that.

I miss dph

>>5767697
If she's abusive you should get out of there. I know she's supportive of you in a way but it's not doing you any favours.

>>5767704
But she's too convenient of an excuse.
Kayla has even said that she lies about how bad her mom is.

>>5767709
you are a 26 year old that acts like theyre 13. have some self respect.

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>>5767683
Various Historical flags that can't be found anywhere online for purchase. and basically every flag because 3x5 for ANYTHING i want because 9$ for any flag ever is still cheaper than every other flag site even amazon ebay and patriotic-flags.

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>tfw peeing as if you're simultaneously on spiro, drinking, and downing a pot of coffee every 4 hours
>tfw doing none of these things

am i going to die?

>>5767697
>>5767709
so don't tell her, sell your bike, line up a shit-tier job, and then just up and disappear with your vidya

>>5767702
don't do this

>>5767697
Too fucking bad. Plenty of girls are not small. Work with what you got or don't I don't care. I told you size of clothing if you don't want to take the help (No-one helps right?) and wear clothes that suit you then you can sit there in what you have and keep bemoaning your fate.

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I cant believe I'm 26 years old now. I cant believe I still dont know what to do with my life. I cant believe I've still never had anything close to a relationship and all I've ever known is loneliness.
Mondays.

>>5767709
Flipping burgers sounds so terrible in comparison..

>>5767307
lost

>>5767730
iktf, tho I'm 23 I don't think these things are going to change any time soon

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>>5767709

>>5767210
GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO TENDERLY FUCK YOU OUT A WINDOW

>>5767417
PLS

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>>5767730
it was always meant to be

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>>5767730

>>5767755
pls

>>5767755
>that filename

>tfw being a responsible big sis

>>5767789
>tfw only child
>tfw will never get to be a cool big sis

>>5767789
>tfw being the youngest little princess

>>5767697
It's more about proportions than overall size, Kayla, and for a mtf yours sound about average.

More importantly

MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT

Take the g_ddamn hint

>>5767789
>>5767799
>>5767800
>tfw middle of 5 children

>>5767789
>tfw not the irresponsible sis trying to get drunk and ditch big cis who was sent to make sure I don't leave the nightclub with anyone and come home safely and sober

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>>5767808
>g_d

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>>5767789
>tfw you are the little sister that gets told to do something by onee-chan every time you see him

why do my armpits smell like semen what is wrong with me

>>5767811
>tfw second youngest of 5
>tfw tower over all of them

>>5767820
>onee-chan
>him
ok

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Tomorrow I have my "new patient workshop" for the Gender Identity Clinic. Not like it's going to do anything. I still have a year's wait till they see my referral. That said, I think I'm coming along nicely without them.

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>>5767825
I'm bad at moon. Is it supposed to be san?
>>5767821
Stop giving pitlobs

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>>5767833
Nii-chan

I wonder how it feels to be a giant bigot. Must feel like you understand everything and everyone around you is an idiot, huh. Jokes on you you dumb fucks haha lol ^_^ ...

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>>5767833
no it's onii-chan or nii-san your choice

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>>5767850
>san
i feel like a retard now, probably not far from the truth desu

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>>5767850

>>5767831
Self (me)med pls.
>>5767840
>>5767850
WEW. I though I had to change his name in my phone.
#justnewsinceritythings

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>>5767866
>tfw ywn be a car

>>5767871
you cursed him, now he's gonna have to transition too

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>>5767831
>

>>5767861
you can say -san or -chan depending on your relationship to them, it's just that *nii is for brother and *nee is pronounced "neigh" and is for older sisters only

>>5767875
trip on kayla

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>>5767884
I'm pretty sure I already knew this but to retarded to remember. let it stick this time

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>>5767889
it's a stupid language to begin with and i regret delving into it beyond a rudimentary understanding

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>>5767888

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>>5767890
kek so tru, I literally just wanna learn enough so I can read their art and understand their games

mtfg were you ever molested as a little kid?

>>5767899
Yes

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>>5767880
He's fucked then. We could pass for each other if I wore boots with thick soles. I have no hope starting just before 18, and he's 22 now!
I mean, he's a Chad too. I wouldn't expect him to do it.

>>5767898
fucking weeb kill yourself

>>5767875
Tiny dick on trans girls is cute.
But what the fuck is up with her nips

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>>5767899
I was beaten pretty bad but never touched
>>5767906
Come make me!!

>>5767820
>>5767825
>>5767833
>>5767840
>>5767850
>>5767861
The term is actually onee which is spelled as オネエ go and google it

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>>5767789
>tfw you were the responsible big sis
>tfw you're the degenerate one now
feels mixed

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>>5767916
Not really what we were talking about but okay!

>tfw pretty straight girls eye fuck you

This makes me sooooo dysphoric

>>5767909
it's okay Mado, if I was your friend I would have molested you

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>>5767899
Nope.
>>5767917
>tfw daily user of the Mongolian knitting irc since 12
I was always the degenerate one.

>>5767899
Nope, only as an adult

>>5767942
I wish I was your uncle

>>5767925
I think it was hon, yes I think it was

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>>5767932
Maybbee, I was pretty boyish for a long time.
>>5767917
keks

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>>5767951
Even though you're wrong okays!!

>>5767720
Oh nice
Any particular one you're looking for?

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So far I have gigantic puffy nipples but not much breast tissue and I am getting worried. At which point will breasts start filling out?

>>5767875
do not click

virus

posting from my refrigerator

>>5767899
yes because i was feminine and they told me i deserved it for the way i acted

>>5768006
you're going to have to post a picture so I can provide the proper help to you

>>5767942
>implying you didn't enjoy the touch of your gay uncle all over your girldick

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>>5768014
was it fun

>>5767899
yes

>>5767929
Iktf. Its gotten worse since I realised I was straight.

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>>5767999
Orange Free State, Cascadia, North West Front, Custom flags for some gay RP think I do, etc

>>5768018
B-but I just want to be reassured that my bobs are going to be okay, I don't want to whore myself out.

>>5767899
Nope. As an adult though. By a girlfriend.

>>5767510
No, it cleansing work mostly,he is really sweet and nice I wanted to hook up with him even before money was involved. I'm mostly an assistant. Some schedule work as well

>>5767875
Looks like ais

>>5768033
Also can't post again till I'm home what ever IP my phone was on got banned

>>5768031
it's not whoring yourself out, I promise wink

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>>5768031
>whore myself out.
No worries you'd be doing it for free

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>>5767875
i don't why but the whole video made me giggle

>>5767811
>tfw born only son and expected to inherit and keep up family farm while big sister has handsome husband who earns lots and travels with him often while neet

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LOOKING FOR SOMEONE HERE WHO SPEAKS FLUENT MANDARIN I NEED TO PURCHASE UR ABILITIES


pst

>>5768035
Turn mobile data off and on.

So why has this place been so dead for like the past week?

>>5768063
sup

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>>5768079
u got skype?

>>5768076
all the good trips left and people started caring less

>>5768084
show me your butt first

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>cute guy i've been talking to on tinder just moved in to the city and invited me to his luxury apartment that has a hot tub

>tfw too tired/sick to give a shit

i uh think i might go
but for now i'm gonna go ahead and take a shower then pass out

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>>5768031
You could atleast say how long youve been on hormones first

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>>5767151
>tfw i make 80k a year and am buying my own house
>all i want is a submissive TSgf who is emotionally and financially dependent on me
>sits at home trying to make herself prettier for me, terrified that if i leave her shell be homeless and wont be able to afford hormones
>want to dom her and force fuck her until shes quivering and then go crack open a beer while she nervously tries to ask me if it was good enough

i dont know any actual trannys tho so I have to do this with a normal girl for now

>>5768086
I miss anna and frenchfry

>>5768084
yea.. dedas.ret

>>5768089
Hay rawr you're cute

>>5767917
>tfw you're one or the other depending on which sibling it is
>tfw my elder sibling is a bit envious of both.

>>5768091
O-okay.

One year.

>>5768075
Test /thanks

>>5768105
sent

>>5768106
uh ok?

>>5768119
gimme a sec I reset my pc and need to reinstall it

>>5767336
what's wrong with trannies and whores? they're people too!

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>>5768094
That's a lot of drug money

>>5768118
Np senpai. I have to do it a lot at my area gets a lot of bans

>>5768030
Good taste

>>5768140
I never normally post from phone but actually been getting a life. Was fun hanging out with the guy but he was too big for me I need to stretch more. He was super understanding though and we cuddled for a while after

>>5767908
as a "straight" guy, i would want my submissive transgf to have a huge cock that shes ashamed of and tries to hide from me

like i come home from work and shes all fixed up, desperately trying to hide any sense of masculinity, afraid that id leave her and cut off the hormone money

>>5768166
thanks "straight" guy

>>5768024
no not really. it sucked (ba dum tss) and it hurt a lot

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>>5767929
I bet its more of a case of
>ugh I wish I had her body, that bitch

>>5768086
Hey I'm still here sometimes so don't worry~

>>5768177
fucking qt m8
lets leave our girlfriends and date

>>5768094
post contact info

>>5768185
thats faye

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So how should I care for my dyed red hair? My stylist was not super helpful with product suggestions. I know I need to wash it infrequently under cold water and I think I need a sulfate-free shampoo but I'm not sure what I should buy. help?

I guess I'm changing endos
>"can I up my E dose, I've felt like crap the past few months"
>"nope"
>"o-oh... can I change from spiro to cypro then?"
>"nope"
>"o-oh"

>>5768198
ask the other 30 somethings at your spin class

>>5768198
dye it bright pastel blue and shave off all the sides.

gotta get them hip haircuts

>>5768192
i know???

>>5768208
this, also get an estrogen tattoo and name yourself alice

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>tfw people comment on how much happier and confident you seem since starting HRT
this is such a great feel. Best feel of my life.

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I switch to injections tomorrow
how do I learn to stick needles in myself? I'm taking a class before they're prescribed to me but I feel like it's gonna be hard to willingly put needles in myself.

Also does the stuff need to be refrigerated?