autoandrophilic grills edition
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▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶MTFG Radio https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/mtfg
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▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
have you found ur qt gf yet?
>>5764275
first for one of you please be my girlfriend im a boy btw
1st for male to fujoshi
>>5764288
boys are icky
>>5764288
Post butt and I'll consider it.
>>5764232
Really? How'd this happen?
>>5764293
Google broski
>>5764274
Just don't be upset if it doesn't go so well like me
MOMMY'S MILK
>>5764293
>So long new car I guess
I feel for you
I've scrapped the idea of getting my own car so I can save for things in the future
First for both AGP and AAP
>>5764293
i googled ugly boy
>>5764307
pic related
Hiding this from people is killing me inside. I need to tell someone, anyone.
I hate having my friend worry about me, I hate how I almost told her and chickened out. Now she probably thinks that I'm crazy or something. Not that that's completely wrong in this case, I guess.
I need a good therapist in the Portland area who is cheap/free and can get me pretty pills. Or someone to tell me how to tell someone/hide this forever.
>>5764234
sitting around listening to music being boring : )
>>5764320
Even though you think I look fine
>>5764325
There's actually a fair number of people in Portland that post here, hopefully one of them can hook you up about therapists and getting HRT in the area. Don't beat yourself up too much about not being able to tell your friend; it's an incredibly difficult thing to do, but you'll have more chances in the future.
>>5764331
if you are angie then you do look fine
>>5764315
>>5764320
Noice butt m8.
>>5764344
I'm the one and only
>>5764341
How are you so nice?
>>5764346
Joe did literally nothing wrong
>>5764348
i know i have bdd and am literally an insane person but idk i will barely be able to come up with money for ffs once let alone multiple times so im not super worried about becoming addicted to surgery
anyway, im just saying, i feel where you're coming from
>>5764363
>i feel where you're coming from
Does that mean you agree Angie looks bad?
daddy needs to cum
>>5764325
just go to inside out or whatever it's called
should take you like five minutes of googling
I don't want to be an ugly hon. ;-;
>>5764351
Hmm? I guess it's just how I like to act, I enjoy helping people when I can. (Also I should probably admit that when I'm in the mood to say something really nasty I generally drop my trip; it's cowardly, I know.)
>>5764369
p-please mommy can i h-have your cummies inside my belly?? i'm b-begging you... i want to lick the cum cums from the tip of mommy's weenie and put it in my tum tum........
>>5764374
u pass
>>5764367
>deliberately being dense to try and stir drama
i think angie looks fine. other people tell me i look fine tho but it doesn't mean anything to me so i understand the feeling. i don't think surgery will fix it but hopefully it will make me happier
>>5764369
fuck me pls
>>5764363
Is it possible to have BDD about youre whole body because thats me rn
>>5764374
Become a beautiful hon then!
>>5764377
mdlg with traps is probably the best thing ever desu owo
>>5764374
iktf : (
>>5764387
i started out replying ironically but i realised that i had an unironic compulsion to seek out yume's cummies and i was touching myself by the end
feels degenerate tbqh
>>5764379
Angie looks fine and passes after ffs. You could pass but as an ugly old woman.
I just came out to my mom, and I'm not sure what kind of feel to feel. She accepted me, but I'm still really anxious.
>>5764325
yo give me your contact info I'll help you out if you need it
I got the deets
[email protected]
>>5764398
uhhh hi? Uhhhhhhhhh haha eeee ha.... okay heh...
>>5764407
I got her
>>5764418
Yay congrats.
>>5764406
>You could pass
i already do :)
Hello lol
Pro tip: hanging out with coworkers will get you free weed and wine.
>>5764433
uh..... hi? uhm haha...
>>5764429
kek no you don't
You get gendered female but you definitely don't pass. One look and everyone and their mother knows you're trans.
>>5764433
Hiii!
>>5764433
hey are you and kiwi friends again
>>5764442
someone help me i'm being trolled
>>5764433
Hiu
>>5764429
Yea I said maybe you do, as an ugly and old woman.
>>5764452
I'm not trolling you. I'm sorry but it's true. Would you rather be hugboxed to death or know what people really think?
>>5764452
I don't know, it's a hard thing to say to someone but sometimes you want to be honest about this shit. I don't think you pass from what I have seen, but maybe you look better irl.
Maybe to some people you pass and to some people you don't. It doesn't mean you won't forever to those people, especially after ffs.
>>5764382
How is it that traps with some very obviously masculine body features can look so damn attractive that I don't care that they don't pass but when it's me that has those same features I end up loathing myself because I'll never pass and look like a creepy gross man.
>>5764325
just get informed consent, there's a clinic called the ncnm that I go to that does it
unless you actually want to do therapy; I wouldnt know how to help you there, I tried one in portland before but she was really hard to get to
>>5764423
Thanks Yume!
>>5764466
yah i mean i know i have masc features and i still have voice problems but i do well enough irl that bitter anons don't really bother me any more and things continue to improve with time. i don't see myself as female when i look in the mirror but enough strangers do so whatever, idgi but i don't need to
>>5764481
we're not bitter. you don't pass, lol.
>>5764459
>le cis normies hugbox you meme
>>5764488
>cis people gender her female
>in upstate new york, a place that's actually not trans friendly
>actually passing trans women who are known to be trans get misgendered in most of the shithole
>but le normies hugbox because I'm not bitter
>>5764488
I guess if she feels that she gets by well enough with the people she encounters in daily life it really doesn't matter so much if it's because they think she's a cis girl or if they're just okay with her being a trans girl, in any case.
How to find chasers with low standards?
>>5764469
Who even r u? Lmao uhm...yeah lol who r u??
>>5764481
I'm not being bitter with you. I have no reason to be rude to you and feel good about it. I'm only being honest with you. If you want to undermine all criticism as someone's bitterness then you might have a hard time getting a truthful second opinion.
>>5764506
How low are we talking here?
>>5764504
>Upstate New York
>>5764481
You're pretty as heck and pass super well desu
>>5764514
yeah, i know you aren't bitter, i wasn't trying to be a bitch. i was talking about the other anon
>>5764506
just post anime and everyone will want to be le transbian with you even though you could literally look like Edgar.
>>5764516
pretty low
>>5764516
Pretty damn low.
>>5764504
Those are some angry meme arrows.
>>5764522
Oh, I assumed they were looking for a guy chaser in particular; yeah, if you're into other transgirls that's honestly pretty sound advice.
JORMU WHERE R U
>>5764504
i got gendered female today when i literally have a voice pitch of 130 and had facial hair. guess i pass :)
>>5764538
probably still in Lilly Loude's anus desu
>>5764535
there's no difference. :)
>>5764547
>things that didn't happen
>>5764552
trip on Lilly or Jormu give us the full story
>>5764549
Aww snap. (Although actually I guess if a cis guy was willing to go so far as to pretend to be a transbian in order to get with me that'd be pretty flattering.)
>>5764521
For someone who recently transitioned in mid 20's you look good, but things don't happen as quickly as we'd like as you know. If you get gendered female irl that's cool and I have no place to say whether they're doing it out of politeness or you genuinely pass to them. I hope you pass to them FWIW, but those things are hard to tell ime.
>>5764522
am I doing this right?
>>5764571
Pretty much yeah.
>>5764522
worked for bexe didn't it?
>>5764589
it's the meme for every animeposter here. even the ugly prehrt trips get called "cute girls".
>>5764599
>the ugly prehrt trips get called "cute girls".
who?
which agp chaser transbians wanna fly out to me and fug
>trying to bait Jörmy
>know she is here
>>5764607
i want to fly out Mado to enslave her for 5 days. lock her in a cage, feed her estrogen and semen
>>5764604
kuppy.
>>5764579
Haha, well, kiwi is really cute so I'd consider it, although I think she actually is trans. Not that it'd matter much one way or the other, I like femboys and transgirls equally well; if someone wants to be called a boy one day and a girl the next that's fine with me.
>>5764613
My ears are burning
>>5764620
>if someone wants to be called a boy one day and a girl the next that's fine with me.
that's ridiculous, how could you take someone's gender seriously if it changes with the day cycle and mood?
True beauty is on the inside :P
>>5764629
my eyes are burning. leave, sir.
>>5764612
Why five days in particular?
>>5764633
Okily Dokily
>>5764612
I want this to happen to me too.
I need to find me a chaser
>>5764467
Dysphoria in some cases. Less specific body image issues in others. We're just kind of unfairly critical of ourselves, much of the time. We know our features intimately, and when they are at odds with our wishes, we hate them with such an intensity.
>>5764630
I mean, I'm mainly talking about people that are in the ambiguous borderland between transgirl and femboy, so it's not like they're actually changing much of anything in switching in the first place. But even if they're more of a special snowflake genderfluid type, I don't really see any harm in it as long as they don't get obnoxious about it.
>>5764607
are you cute?
fuckin chinks
>>5764634
i get bored quickly and this way i can meet a new slave for the weekend
>>5764648
of course
>>5764522
nobody wants to transbian with me
nobody ever will
>>5764661
I wanna hug and cuddle with you
>>5764644
Yeah, that's probably right; even without gender dysphoria I know I'd have a lot of body image issues.
>>5764647
Yeah. Reading us and femgen, there's quite an ambiguous border there. A border mostly straddled by cute people, so what's not to love?
>>5764647
to me they seem unstable and silly
h-here I go shitposting again
>>5764671
how much do i have to pay you per week to live on your floor?
>>5764657
QUINTILIUS VARUS, GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!
>>5764671
would gender female 4 sure m8
>>5764665
no you don't
>>5764681
now THIS is shitposting
>>5764660
Well if you buy me a plane ticket I'll fly out to you and we can have cute agp transbian adventures
>>5764678
not my floor to give, ask again later in the year
>>5764681
E P I C
N I B E
>>5764686
i would help fund honhouse. i really need to move out asap. i only have gubmint money though.
>>5764667
i get that, but boy one day and girl the next day? triggered randomly by a carcadian rhythm and mood? that's laughable and annoying but i guess you can tolerate more bullshit than i can
>>5764684
where u at
>>5764658
Mado deserves someone willing to stick by her and treat her right, not use her and lose her; please don't take advantage of the Mado.
>>5764671
Cutie, going to kiss.
>>5764694
Post your skype and I'll add you and tell you
I want a hug.
>>5764697
horrible meme.
>>5764703
Not a meme, going to kiss and cuddle.
>>5764698
you post your skype
>>5764703
>>5764706
ok have fun.
>>5764713
I'm going to
>>5764711
i changed my mind i'll actually just kill myself instead. i'm too hon for honhouse and i'm a lost cause anyways.
>>5764701
Hug with head rub, for your enjoyment.
Do any of you ever hate your body and feel so disgusted by it so much that it causes you physical pain? Because that's how I am right now.
>>5764725
>tfw never hugged anyone irl and never will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM
>>5764731
no :)
>>5764736
god.
>>5764731
I'm not sure about pain, but unpleasant physical sensations from being emotionally distraught yes. Lump in throat, racing heart, crying, being agitated and jumpy, skin crawling and just feeling wrong, etc.
>>5764736
I kinda wish I was still that young and stupid.
President Obama just doesn't get it when it comes to critical national security issues. He stubbornly refuses to admit the simple painful truth regarding the fundamental nature of radical Islam. Followers of radical Islam believe that mass killings, beheadings, cutting off people's limbs, etc. are necessary to please the strange type of God they believe in. Obama refuses to admit that religious beliefs have anything to do with it. Of course it does! Obama refuses to admit the grave seriousness of the situation. He refuses to admit that substantial numbers of ground troops may be necessary. The situation requires a much
heavier commitment of military and financial resources than Obama is willing to admit. We also need to combat the propaganda that ISIS is using on social media. This means setting the record straight regarding the human author of the Quran and the terrible horrors that this type of religion leads to.
who else /killingthemselvesonthe29th/?
This opportunity only comes about once every four years
>>5764761
hmmmm
thats not a bad date
may have to get in on that desu
>>5764734
How is that possible? Where on Earth are you that no one has corrected this yet?
>>5764736
These special snowflakes
God damn it
>>5764761
not me
not you
only isis
>>5764767
Sweden.
I got a MtF friend who really regrets the whole thing and feels like she's not getting anywhere to the point that she doesn't know if it was worth it. Shit scares me, and I was wondering if anyone has personal stories of HRT and how you've dealt with it or got through it.
>>5764734
I'll hug you anon!!!
>>5764775
sir, leave.
>>5764783
transition isn't just HRT, its a social adjustment as well as a legal process really, so if you think it's nothing but "take hormones, be girl" you're mistaken
>>5764779
Hopefully some other Scandinavian girl is around that wants to fix that problem.
>>5764793
Why should I?
>>5764797
you've been told why.
>>5764797
because at least they're passable enough to be genderfluid, you are LITERALLY just a man
i dont like the autoandrophilia meme
im listening to anime music mashup with kendrick lamar and wiz khalifa
while scratching my balls
and thinking on jerking off again to big tits girls
am i trans yet?
>>5764810
again, no.
>>5764810
no, but hes had more than enough time to start it but chooses not to because he isnt trans and just likes the attention he gets from saying that he is
>>5764811
trip on cheska
>>5764811
>am i trans yet?
not yet. you're supposed to jerk off to being a big tits girl, not just to the big tits girls themselves
>>5764814
are you my twin, shitposter friend?
>>5764811
A
G
P
>>5764826
do you like coffee? let's get lunch some time or something.
>>5764816
i hate cheska, she is ugly and disgusting. and whats worse is that she is like a fat and shameless version of me (i do disgusting things but dont talk about it). i wish i could be eating sophie's asshole right now (thats the name of her gf?, the partialasian girl)
>>5764818
i would hate to have big tits, and i never jerk of thinking of myself as a girl.
>>5764827
how is that AGP at all? like seriously, AGP and AAP are the most retareded memes around here.
>>5764826
Well aren't you superficial if you believe that I need to be attractive to have friends
>>5764834
>attention = friends
lol
>>5764834
Honestly Kuppy you should probably just log off /mtfg/ for tonight, they're just going to keep picking at you. (I'm heading off in any case, it's late and nothing interesting is going on here.)
>>5764828
yea i do, we should
and ill bring my laptop with and we can shitpost in the thread together in the cafe
it'll be really romantic :3
>>5764839
yeah I agree
this place is pretty much dead atm except for this conversation
Good night
>>5764829
>i never jerk of thinking of myself as a girl.
but that's a fundamental part of the tranny experience
>>5764839
he's been told to leave until he gets a job. he agreed to but to nobody's surprise le epic "muh dysphoria, muh anime images, muh pathetic need to kiss elannas ass for validation, muh absolute lack of personality, muh lewd disease" comes crawling back a day later, too ignorant and braindead to do anything productive.
>>5764842
sounds fun. maybe we can go back to your place after and watch something. only if you don't mind me shitposting on my phone while we do.
>this threads new direction
>>5764829
you hotter than cheska? can i get some pics for research?
>>5764854
>hotter than cheska
that means nothing since it would take so very little to be more attractive than cheska
she was uggo
>>5764814
Stop bullying kuppy!!!
>>5764859
no :)
pussy on cis girl
or
pussy on ftm?'
which is more lickable
>>5764846
i wish i could kiss elannas ass for real with my mouth
>>5764862
the one that hasn't gone rancid from T poisoning
>>5764862
neither, that's not TruTrans™ of sucking le girltinkler :3~
>>5764863
i wish elanna would kiss the end of a shotgun and blow their head off. maybe her pet dog kuppy would parrot that too.
>>5764867
what is it that makes you feel this way
>>5764872
im a plank
>>5764870
i was born this way.
>>5764872
>she had p nice tits
no she didn't you're just horny
>>5764862
Ftm
>>5764879
change drastically
>>5764867
>went to get poke bowls with roomate
>roomate in front of me, the girl behind counter asked him what he wants
>my turn
>"what about you miss?"
>????
>"Uh, white ric-"
>"Oh, I'm sorry!"
>"Huh what oh no no no it's okay"
>just got out of bed in sweatpants and a plain white tshirt
aaaaaaaa
>>5764880
nah i don't like girls senpai, i just appreciate tits
This anon circlejerk is really sad.
Good morning ladies, gents and thirsty dudes
>>5764897
Yep
>>5764932
;))
tfw never gonna make it
>>5764937
iktf : (
>>5764903
Gm!! What's for breakfast?
uh
>>5764945
yea me too! haha
>tfw pig disgusting
>tfw have to go outside and make people uncomfortable today
Kill me plz
>>5764950
wanna go on a movie date?
dark enough for you to not feel paranoid about not passing
dark enough for me to be rapey
win win
tfw brick
>>5764952
i'd throw my brick at you ;)
>>5764951
Yeah I do.
>>5764942
Black coffee! Trying to stop being a fatty fat. On the plus side here's a great song about black coffee that also sums up how I'm feeling.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6I60dQ1geU
>>5764954
*pulls up in his red sunfire and honks*
>>5764957
>his
Men are too scary to date.
>>5764959
o
>>5764959
What about a Trans girl who looks like the embodiment of manliness?
>>5764955
But I like lots of cream in my coffee...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt4TFV0uRAM
>>5764965
i know you do~
>>5764959
>tfw too scary to date lainon
>>5764953
Please make sure to go for the head
>>5764968
H-how do you know? You've never brought me coffee...
>>5764976
You're icky!!!
>>5764950
wew where are you going?
>>5764981
Dentist to remove my braces :3
>>5764980
;______________; I know senpai, I'll try harder I swear.
>>5764982
Braces are cute tho
>>5764987
Not really and i'm 23 soon and don't need them anymore.
It's gonna be weird though I bet, i've had braces for like 3 years at least.
>>5764972
>implying i am not "man: the tranny"
>>5764982
>>5764989
gonna have to side with >>5764987 desu. braces are always kaway-e as fuck.
>>5764980
maybe ill have to bring you some with extra cream in it then
A friend sent me this video telling me I look exactly like the girl on the right.
I agree, she looks exactly like me.
Is that a good thing? Do I pass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8avz0Bv8HY
>>5764989
dental plan
>>5764999
Ofc thats a good thing
>>5765000
laina needs braces
>>5764992
It's not kawaii when you're 5´10", old and neet looking.
>>5765000
What
>>5764983
O-oh, sorry I didn't mean it...
>>5764993
Honestly, maybe you should just bring me the cream.
>>5765004
>what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epIT4-gF__M
>>5765007
S'alright baby. I forgive you.
>tfw didnt get to run again
>>5765012
Mornin'.
>tfw tied a noose like a week ago but still don't know what to tie it to that would be high enough
>tfw no bridges in my area
>>5765020
Mornin babe. Who's that cutie in the pic?
>>5765021
Maybe you really aren't cut out for all this suicide businesses. Just like you probably ain't cut out for all this tranny businesses.
>>5765022
Stav Strashko, a male model.
Didn't want to start off with a triggering image.
transbians of /mtfg/; would you a jamie?
>>5765027
Those guys look awfully uncomfortable. They probably googled SRS before the shoot.
>>5765024
Oh hey its you again. Beautiful. What can I call you, besides motivational?
>tfw you will never go on a date
>>5765038
lol :'(
>>5765032
?
you think that's really stav posting here or something m8?
>>5765027
>that voice
ugh
>>5765043
>doesn't know about the meme circlejerk between mirin and an anon that posts models
>>5765043
Nah senpai there's one generous anon who keeps posting inspo and thinspo for me
>>5765032
Oh just anon. I mostly come here for funposting and laughing at certain people's antics, I am not really a part of the community so to speak.
>>5765043
Mirin-chan and me go a way back... like almost a week. Also what >>5765051 said.
mtfg im tired
i just want a qt gf that won't betray me
please send help
>>5765061
you wont find one here
>>5765055
Fuckin fupa city on that hippobitch. Yeah we're real close. Some serious history.
>>5765068
i found a qt gf off /lgbt/ for a little while
and she used me and threw me away
are people here just too damaged to trust?
fuck.
>>5765061
Same desu
How much are FFS prices in the UK? How much would jaw work be on its own, and what's the quality like?
>>5765071
People here are just too damaged period. Why can't you find yourself a nice normal girl or a boy and forget this place ever exists?
I wish i could stay inside all day and draw, why do all my ideal jobs not exist?
>>5765078
im not damaged tho
>>5765071
there isn't one relationship made here that doesn't have something like that
people are scum
>>5765078
i fried three pounds of potatoes and ate them in one sitting today
i buy rendered beef fat in bulk to cook in
i make my own ranch dressing
i never leave the house because amazon prime now gives me all my groceries
im trans but i still look like a boy
i need someone as autistic and crazy as i am or at least someone who finds my autism endearing instead of scary
>>5765089
aren't there a couple of couples that have flourished?
i might as well try.
>>5765076
If you need extensive jaw work look for someone who has experience in maxillofacial surgery
>>5765083
That's what professional artist do. You just have to git gud.
>>5765069
Too fat, huh?
Let's go thinner.
>>5765084
Chasing after damaged goods makes you damaged fool.
>>5765078
i found myself a nice person in a bookstore, they had pleb tastes but im fixing that by giving them loads of my books to read.
>>5765097
i'm trans and not chasing anyone
only post here to be maintain an open line of communication with my trans feels that exist
>>5765092
>i fried three pounds of potatoes and ate them in one sitting today
nice
>i make my own ranch dressing
recipe?
>>5765097
Yeah i know, but i dont wanna do that, i like to do it in my free time, otherwise it just seems to sap the creativity from me.
>>5765097
Look at the pronation of her legs. Those man femurs. Also the giant skull. She doesn't have the frame to pull off skinny senpai
>>5765103
>nice
yeah and i weighed myself and it looks like i lost 3 pounds doing that somehow
somehow?????
what the fuck.
>recipe?
half cup milk and half tablepsoon lemon vinegar or any acidic thing, like lemon juice, let sit for a bit before mixing with 3/4 to 1 cup sour cream, a bunch of fresh parsley, tiny bit of garlic powder, a bunch of salt, a dash of dill weed
>>5765092
At this point wouldn't it be easier to change yourself instead of looking for that one person who will tolerate you? I mean what are the odds you will find someone as a house-bound, neet shut-in transgirl. Amazon does not deliver bf/gf's.
>>5765098
I know I am going to regret this but what exactly are you giving him or her to read?
>>5765104
Unless you can't do it 24/7, under pressure, with looming deadlines, that career probably isn't for you.
>>5765114
i've had sex with around twenty people over the course of the last year, more than half of which were girls.
maybe i should cast my net a little wider.
>>5765105
That head is looking large. I don't know how much you know about fashion, but how about the Soles sisters? Just a heads up - don't visit their insta.
>>5765119
Man face on the left. No curves? And shit nigga, you a Chan or a kun?
>>5765132
Does it really matter? Anyway I have to go. Have a nice day/evening/whatever.
>>5765115
Yeah you should probably do that. Cast it far and wide.
>>5765144
Bit of muscle would suit her. Bony bitch. Fair enough spo-chan/kun. Morning for another 7 minutes here. Same to you. Rip the shit out of it.
>>5765144
wide shoulders, but torso and hip bone is cis
>tfw man torso and boy hips
>>5765092
>aren't there a couple of couples that have flourished?
nope
Its my bday. Im more than likely going to spend it alone as I do all things. I wish I had anybody to get close to in my life..
>>5764275
what is the minimum age that its realistic that a child can decide what gender it is
>>5765160
We're doing pretty good ^_^
>>5765164
Happy birthday!! Try to enjoy it. How old are you?
>>5765164
Sending some birthday smooches your way
It would be nice if he'd leave my thoughts ys know
>>5765165
THERE IS NO MINIMUM AGE. IF YOUR CHILD EVEN TOUCHES AN OPPOSITE GENDER TOY YOU NEED TO PERFORM EMERGENCY GENDER CONFIRMATION SURGERY OR THEY'LL RESENT YOU UNTIL THEY KILL THEMSELVES AS A 17 YEAR OLD HON
>fall asleep early for once
>get a full 8 hours of sleep for the first time in months
>skin is glowing in the morning
is that how it works, i thought it was just a meme
>>5765203
Nope. Sleep and hydration are two of the most important factors. Good for you. Enjoy your pretty skin today
>>5765176
>We're doing pretty good ^_^
but who is we?
>blinq now genders me as a girl
does this mean i win? it feels really good even if it is a random silly website
also whats the one that does percent female and male?
>>5765221
pictriev.
>>5765217
If Elanna she left Bexe for anon
>>5765224
I can never pass with pictriev
>>5765217
Me and my gf, dummy : )
>feeling like the scars on my vagina are fading really well
>"man, I've got a proper beaver down there, I think I'll shave"
>scars are suddenly super obvious without the beaver covering
>mfw
>tfw sick in bed for the past two days
:(
>>5765224
pictriev always says I have no face.
>>5765224
Tried a head on, no makeup, good lighting picture. 75% female and right age. Think it's broken.
>>5765221
Blinq never works for me gives me the underage thing all the time
>>5765245
I promise your relationship will end in betrayal or started in drama
>>5765301
I did as anon with that pic in a passing thread. Mix of pass no pass.
>>5765258
me too :)
>eating under 1300 cals a day
>my face looks like it's getting fatter
fat redistribution is the worst
>>5765301
I don't know, you tell me.
>>5765349
tied
Someone be my transbian gf.
>>5765348
tell me about it
>tfw fat redistribution emphasised my chin cleft
I want to die
really quickly
I could just get a knife of the kitchen
I wish I wasn't so scared of pain
>>5765348
E gonna make you fat, period
>>5765349
What, and show my man face? You crazy.
>>5765367
>tfw gonna be chubby no matter how hard i work towards being skeletal
>tfw cant hide bobs and shirt gets tight around them
>>5765371
I miss playing hydro thunder and hearing "YOURE CRAZY!!!" If i picked a boat on the right
had a dream edie was hiding at my house because the government was after her for converting too many boys into transgirls. What a wild ride.
>>5765374
time to get a bra
>>5765381
so she's at your house? great to know.
t. totally not the government
>>>5765375
I literally forgot this game existed until right now. Flooding memories of dreamcast, it's beautiful...
>tfwnobf
super insecure about my breasts..
unsee.cc
/nurigeza/
what's wrong with them?
be honest pls
>>5765396
already deleted?
>>5765298
If that was going to happen I'm pretty sure it already would have. We're doing quite well and only getting better. I can't see the future, but I'm optimistic about us : )
>>5765349
That made mine score more feminine. It also made the age it guessed go from 24 to 13 .-.
>>5765398
unsee.cc
/zorugasi/
should be up for a while now.. the only one who saw it didn't give any feedback
>>5765401
they look fine.
>>5765399
alright so it is broken
>>5765404
how?
they point in different directions and my shoulders are way too broad
they're not fine
and what do you mean by fine? i want them to look cis but they dont
>>5765407
?!?!?!?!?
>>5765392
I had a PSone and would play it at the arcade all the time
>alot of games I played at the arcade were on the dreamcast
We all make mistakes rite?
>>5765411
i like her tattoos.
>>5765408
>they point in different directions
they usually do.
>my shoulders are way too broad
idk, bad angle for shoulders.
>>5765407
That pic of me isn't rare.
This is a rare pic of me.
>>5765411
>tats
Not for everyone and that's ok :)
>>5765421
you look grumpy
>>5765423
I just moved back from Japan and was at my cousin's wedding. It was terrible.
>>5765421
i've seen that picture 3 times and the first picture for the first time just now. i envy your boyfriend so much.
>>5765421
>That isnt a rare pic of me
>This is a rare pic of me
>prehrt.png we all seen a million times
Shut the fuck up Angie
>Angie will never be your gf
feels bad man
>>5765434
bestiality is disgusting.
>>5765439
maybe i do!
>>5765421
I clarified elsewhere but yeah, I love tattoos just not chest ones. Also I've seen you before you look amazing. You went from Dwight shcrute to quite cute...... I'll let myself out......
>>5765439
Too. Fuckin. Cute.
>>5765439
>go through album
>I'm so happy now.
well, now i'm crying. id do anything for that to be the case again.
>>5765439
I actually seen all these cause of shitposting in my past and the first pic ended up being perfect because of "Here we go on" the DDR machine
My favorite pre hrt shitpost of you is the pic of you with the other people in the church
>>5765439
It's nice to see someone else start at 29 and then end up doing pretty well, it gives me some hope at least.
>>5765439
Wow you were almost as dead inside as me.
>>5765457
and now you're both terminally qt4lyfe
hello and how is everyone today? im going hiking with my friend soon but im such a prissy bitch @_@
>>5765465
Have fun! Try not to complain too much.
>>5765439
>fulltime in 1 yr
that's very good.
so why do you still whine so much?
>>5765465
Its monday and im not a NEET anymore so everything I feel like Kill yourself because i have to get up and do stuff and i feel like shit
>>5765465
extremely jealous of you now. I wanna go hiking.
>>5765469
I have my reasons
>>5765455
I'm in the lower tier tbqh
>>5765457
faye?
>>5765489
>long term gf
>bf, post transition
>degree
>job
you seem to be doing well overall
inb4 kayla
>>5765505
a little bit of kayla in all of us desu
just not an exaggerated version, at all times
>>5765515
Is kayla the exaggerated version of herself?
>>5765517
Kayla is subhuman scum
I was gonna make a joke post about not having a bf, but fuck. Just now at work I was serving with the perfect guy. Tall, handsome, well groomed, poilte, broad and he was Estonian, so a nice change from the usual pasty people. Long interaction where I can't look at him because he's too beautiful. Our hands touch for a second and I drop the money. Finish up, he goes to leave. Shakes my hand,
>"Thanks Man!"
Kill me.
>>5765517
kayla is the exaggerated version of the little bit of kayla in all of us
>>5765523
>Estonian
Kill yourself
>>5765528
Yeah, that's the plan anyway. Thanks anon.
>>5765522
kayla should be on youtube getting that google money
she is pretty good at branding herself and getting people to talk about her
then she can use the google money for surgery money
>>5765535
Now maybe I should try that...
>>5765535
Absolutely no doctor is ever going to approve Kayla for srs
i was gonna say something but i forgot
>>5765541
And no amount of surgery would fix him anyways.
>>5765505
>gf
A relationship I ruined
>bf
Ok
>degree
Means shit if you don't have a job for that degree.
>job
I work at a shit job.
>>5765542
So why did you post. This isn't your twitter you piece of shit. Remove yourself.
>>5765527
I like that answer
>>5765551
hostile
>>5765540
http://socialblade.com/youtube/youtube-money-calculator
type in some well-known youtubers in there and see how much they make
do it up sis
>>5765551
because it was important obviously
also i believe it is my personal duty to use up the limited resources that 4chan offers
>>5765555
>"I'm commuting suicide guys"
>posts a picture of his exact location
Kill yourself
>>5765557
I was joking. Can't see how enough people could be interested in watching me to make that worthwhile... Now, kayla...
>>5765555
Good quads https://youtu.be/wDajqW561KM
>>5765541
kayla is so good at manipulation and lying, that I wouldn't bet against it
POST BOYMODES
>>5765569
If Slim Shady got it so can Kayl. Those two are very similar.
>>5765577
>having a boymode
So I wanted to do a 24 hour fast. Just to test the waters (I a on a pretty hefty calorie deficit as it is). Unfortunately I only made it to hour 17 or 18 before having to grab a bite.
Sadness.
>>5765586
i fasted once
it was pretty boring
>>5765580
>being this jelly of lilly
>>5765580
Kayla is too stupid and incompetent to pull off what Larry did.
how do I avoid conetits?
>>5765581
Some of us don't have a choice shitlord.
>>5765602
Conetits are the byproduct of taking too much estrogen too early. So start conservatively and up your dosage gradually, based on perceived changes and lab tests.
tl;dr
don't be a crazy tranny
>>5765602
Stay out of neighbourhoods where they hang out.
>>5765577
>>5765615
trip ON
>tfw no braces
So goooooood
>>5765615
I found that photo incredibly funny.
>>5765619
ill never get to see you in braces now tho :c
>>5765619
Let's see that smile then faggot
>>5765625
You look a little autistic there my man
>>5765577
https://unsee.
cc/nubezogi/
>tfw wind and lying down for an hour bullies your hair
>>5765629
told you you look better without bangs desu
>>5765631
I still have bangs they're just standing up straight : )
>>5765610
so if i start at 2mg/12 hours and stay there until a doc tells me to, I should be good?
>>5765637
i know, but it looks better this way even with the funky hair :)
>>5765626
Haha, more like a hipster, but I can pretend to be autistic for the lulz.
That's what I used to wear to cycle to work during winter, took about an hour, hence the layers
>>5765629
so at last i finally see what all the fuss was about. i can die happy without the burden of curiosity.
>>5765641
I dunno, I like bangs ;-;
>>5765645
y-yeah
>>5765648
you pass better than me. :(
>>5765650
I don't think I pass, boy mode is really strong.
Maybe with better hair and without the man glasses?
>tfw too fat to pass
>>5765657
glasses are cute. it couldn't hurt to look at different frames if you think that's what you need. i think i weigh more than you.
>>5765645
wait, that was lainanon?
>>5765664
Well I need them to see but everyone says my current frames are ugly man glasses, though everything I wear is kind of male atm so its fitting.
One day..
>>5765668
>everything I wear is kind of male
No wonder you think you don't pass
>>5765670
why am i satan? i'm nice as fuck
>tfw only got $700 back from tax returns out of the $3000 i paid in taxes last year
>>5765625
>I think I look like some random anime character personally lol
My first thought was a Shadowrun character but then I remembered how I look in running gear. You look fine, a bit silly but fine.
>>5765675
your trips, dork.
>>5765680
kek didn't even see
but if that was lain... i can die in peace now
>>5765675
Don't lie Morningstar.
>>5765670
I dunno, not too big male clothes? :^)
Like I have a bunch of clothes I just feel too manly to wear them.
>>5765674
Muh face tho
>>5765683
i forgive you. yes, i can die peacefully too.
>>5765687
you should take pictures of you in them. you're fine. nohugboxxerino.
kek, most of you had a really shit guy mode, I could see thought you like trans tinted glass
>>5765687
Post again doughnut. I didn't see it and I am in the mood for some bullying.
>>5765689
she never mentioned she was big boned
>>5765696
So doughnut is fat? Definitely explains a lot. Like the whiny attitude.
>>5765693
plz
>>5765697
i'm fat and i'm not a whiny type. meanwhile anorexic people whine all the time.
>>5765696
i haven't seen her say that, i tend to mostly ignore her. she looks a bit chris channish
>lainanon both looks and acts autistic
Good to know
>>5765701
Fatties are unusually whiny. Haven't spent that much time around anorexic's.
>>5765703
>she looks a bit chris channish
I guess that settles it. Now I don't even want to know doughnut looks.
>>5765708
you're right, that was rather rude of me to compare her to chris chan. i should take that back
>>5765703
>chris channish
plsssssssssssss
>>5765708
Hugboxing sucks.
>>5765713
: )
>>5765718
Well you as a fatty out-whine them all doughnut-chan.
ALL.
>>5765717
>Hugboxing sucks.
then why do you like it so much ;)
>>5765720
im not lain, lain is the post above mine.
>>5765720
This is weak bullying.
>>5765721
Maybe it feels good when people don't agree with my view of myself ; )
>>5765723
My bad. Apologies. If only the fatty could get a trip so I can filter her fat ass.
All this shit talk about doughnut and I ate one for breakfast..
>>5765717
>autistic
>neet
>passes but does nothing but whine about passing
literally kayla 2.0
>>5765718
Can confirm. Underweight. Whine lots
Hi all!
>>5765726
Stop stealing my OC you fagpipe
>2 tokes and 3 sips of wine last night
>wake up this morning feeling like I got blind drunk
wew for being a lightweight.
here's some oc
>>5765734
comparing her to kayla is good bullying
>>5765734
I'm not autistic you big bully ; (
Didn't realize I pass
>>5765737
s-sorry
>>5765740
SIMPLY EPIC ELIOT
THANKS FOR SHARING
>>5765740
>no bulging erection under the dress
>no floral print
>no balding hairline
apply yourself, miss cock.
>>5765745
Youre gonna get the newspaper baton now
>>5765752
It's true but I feel like I would pass better if I lost weight since it makes my face look bigger and manlier, fat people are gross too.
>>5765753
Have mercy~
>>5765751
>Do you still do muscle workouts or something?
hell no, just cardio, stepped it up a bit to get rid of this winter chubbiness
>>5765717
Hugboxing sets people up for failure, the truth might not be nice but it's immoral to lie.
>>5765759
Moap is that you?
>>5765734
>Eliot
>Passing
>tfw people say you pass on a pic where you havent taken hrt for 3-4 weeks
jesus criste
>>5765762
Yes. Good morning.
>>5765765
Post said pic.
>>5765745
cmon it's obvious why you and kayla hate each other so much, you're so painfully similar, and there can only be one hopelessly clueless neet that can't even dress herself properly in mtfg
>>5765765
well, you were pretty fem pre-hrt too so...
had sex with a guy for the first time last night, this is how my ass hole feels
>>5765756
Too late kid, you fucked up when you stole my OC, crying is only gonna make it worse
>>5765770
It's funny cuz it's true.
>>5765767
No it's boy mode, maybe they meant my boy mode passes.
Let me be delusional pls.
>>5765770
Stooop, I know how to dress myself and i'm not autistic.
I think we're both a bit crazy though maybe, at least eliot is.
>>5765773
Lucky. Day after ass blast pain and lube farts are the best.
>tfw tell boy you like him but you know it's really stupid to and it would never work out given our positions/distance between us.
>tfw he tells you the same
Probably hugboxed. Mixed barrel of feels. I feel a lot better after telling him but still kinda sad at the same time.
>>5765773
>>5765783
Isn't preparation beforehand the key?
>tfw you're dilating and the lube dries creating a vacuum in your vagina so the dilator gets stuck and you need to stick in a finger to break it but it's super scary the first time it happens.
>>5765792
Dilating sounds so awful, anyone else wary about SRS because of dilations?
>>5765775
Your oc is no match is mine.
>>5765778
you look like you don't know how to care for yourself, and all you ever do is make the same shitposts for hours every day. you act even less neurotypical than eliot
>>5765792
jesus fuck I never heard of this
>>5765800
It's hard to care about yourself when you're a disgusting man tbhon.
Looking this neet is kind of recent too I think since the last year was horrible.
>>5765798
Chill nigga
>>5765805
you look like a girl you fucking autist
name one thing you didn't believe was real about women before you started hrt
mood swings, I thought they weren't real
>>5765818
This looks like something I would post, spooky.
I don't see it though but i'm trying to trust people.
>>5765740
ftfy
Every time someone posts her pic I'm stuck on mobile and can't see it
Fuck this gay earth
>>5765826
Kek
>tfw boy tells me he wants to release his primal urges all over my face and coat my insides with them
>>5765828
Eh you haven't misses much. Just another fat neet.
>>5765734
i thought kayla was chris chan 2.0
>>5765833
how much is he willing to pay?
>>5765797
Yeah.
>>5765837
It's not as slutty if you get paid.
I hate you so much right now.
>>5765836
You know what I am getting sick of that. I may have social issues but I am not fully retarded like that weird fuck. Sure I moap and moan around here but irl my life isn't all that bad and I still move out on my own soon as soon as the lease on this place is up.
Being lewd is agp.
>>5765821
I was crying and wanting to break up with my gf yesterday because I felt so alone with her, I hadn't taken hrt for 24 hours, and then she gave me one and an hour later I was fine and snuggled on the couch
>>5765857
Gave you one what?
She controls your hrt? Da fuqq?
>People say that I pass
>>5765860
faye is a good sissy :)
>>5765860
I just hadn't taken it and didn't want to, I want to detransition and stop all this, but she said I was being insufferable so I took it when she brought it to me.
>>5765857
>tfw no hrt for a month
Kill yourself.
>tfw you have a super lewd dream where you're dating someone and they whore you out
>tfw mibdbreak
what does it mean
>>5765863
>I want to detransition and stop all this
well first you'll need those implants removed
>>5765862
I'm not a sissy, I have a gf, who says I have to take hrt, but can't have ffs or srs, who dresses me in girl clothes sometimes, and laughs at me when I say I'm a macho manly man or suggest we do anything with my gt.
>>5765869
I'll let you feel how soft they are when I come down there and take your virginity bbgril
>>5765871
how many mindbreak doujins do I have to jerk off to until I become an onahole?
>>5765875
>tfw ywn sleep on faye's pillows
>>5765875
do it
>>5765797
Dilating really isn't that bad, it's just a minor inconvenience after a year or two.
>>5765876
>>5765883
that's my kinda card
>>5765876
291 or i can have you meet someone who can do it now
>>5765875
>>5765399
Do you think any of these other faggots were less optimistic before they had their hearts tossed in a blender? : )
>you will never cuddle or hug someone
>>5765826
Me on the right tbqh
see you faggots later, imma blow this taco stand. Got 4 pages of physics homework due and I didn't do a bit of it yet because fuck my life. I pray I jab a pen in my femoral artery and bleed out.
>>5765907
i wanna lick ur taco
>>5765907
>tacos
but 99% of us have sausages, bruh.
>>5765913
someone post the taco haver comic right the hell now
>>5765912
>i wanna lick ur taco
>Kayla's refried beans
Get the fuck out, scatfag
>>5765912
I doubt you want to lick a folded hot dog wrapped in tape
gotta go bye lovelies, I hope I never run out of opiates because they make me such a better person
I'm about finished work and gonna get blind drunk, who's in??
>>5765923
dude wtf i just meant i wanted to share a taco with her WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU you SICK FUCKING FAGGOT?
GROSS EUGH
>>5765907
post pic of physics hw
>>5765929
After you lick a taco, it's no longer sharing, it's your taco
>>5765936
maybe in ur world bigot
>>5765929
Sure it is... Fucking EXPOSED faggot
>>5765947
>>5765941
That is really creepy pls dont post this
>>5765951
calm down
>>5765953
SSSSSSTTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
>tfw you realize yume's sense of humor is really only funny for about 10 minutes unless you're 12
>>5765963
uguu
>>5765963
Pleb
>>5765953
Isn't the green M&m the girl?
Did they kill her?
>>5765985
idk lol
>>5765963
I though the humor in the random bunny of doooom bit was in it being ironic, God I hope it's irony
Can one person say something to me.?Even if it's fuck you, you mentally deranged tranny man faggot. I feel so fucking alone.
Glad I can piss people off
>>5765988
>>5765988
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up dildo my name is yumi but u can call me t3h Tr4p oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 3 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 5 my age tho!!) i like 3 watch generate yuri w/ my girlfreinds (Im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO gay!!!! Their random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h Tr4p oF d00m
>>5765997
There are far worse things than a mentally deranged tranny man faggot. You could work on Wall Street for example.
>>5765997
hi
>>5765997
You're never truly alone...
>>5765999
please no
>>5765999
>im bi
change it to "im poly but monogamous" and take out "im mature 5 my age" because that's clearly not fucking true
>>5766012
Enough of the autism okay?
>>5766012
>Poly
>monogamous
And anon is saying yumi isn't funny
>>5766018
no pls this is the only enjoyment i get all day
>>5766023
Enough is enough. It ends now.
>>5766031
literally how are you gonna do that anon
>>5766030
I try when my gf isn't around, but It's only because I'm a huge monster the size of a linebacker
>>5765869
>People want to de-transition.
>MFW going back to this hell
>>5766030
I am on a pretty hard caloric deficit. I've been loosing about a kilo (4 pounds or so) per week for the past 4 weeks.
>pls stop posting cute girls i want to crush myself
I just wanted to cheer Mirin up. Here's a sad girl.
>tfw two interviews this week
>tfw they are both for courier jobs
things might be getting to not be so bad
>>5765901
actual pic of my body on the left.
>>5765997
Where you from?
>>5766036
But being a man is far better than being an ugly woman
>>5766038
best
teeth
in
the
game.
>>5766043
Well I for once never acted like a man so maybe that's why my life was so fucked up.
>tfw someone says you pass when not really trying
Pretty good.
>>5766051
You could have just manned up instead of spending all that money on surgery.
>>5766043
>But being a man is far better than being an ugly woman
>>5766045
STRONG 5!!!
>>5766054
You don't understand I was never able to man up.
>>5766056
It is
Men are treated better than ugly women
>>5766036
So pretty
who is the jeb bush of mtfg?
>>5766064
That's dysphoria for ya; however, being an attractive woman give give you a bit of a edge
>tfw hugboxing feels good
I can see why filthy passing normies brag post.
>>5766062
Complete strangers off the Internet are a poor substitute for actual friends. Just sayin'.
Is post op depression a real thing?
>>5766077
Yes
>>5766062
i didnt mean to hurt anyone im sorry..i was just playing around..but i guess i was being pretty assholeish..sorry..i dont want to make enemies. if you want you can yell at me on here please do it or on skype or something
shlooppp
>>5766077
It is as some say
It's what people think I have.
That or bdd
Back in my day blockbuster would fine you if you didn't rewind your vhs tapes
anyone want to play with meeeeeee
>>5766083
be kind
>>5765997
Is it "mee-rin" or "mai-rin", by the way? Because it'd be a lot easier to make all kinds of groan-worthy wordplay on 'admiring' if it's the latter, I'll have a hard time coming up with puns otherwise, the closest I've thought of so far involve 'meringue' but that's a real stretch.
>>5766083
Back in the day sissy faggots like you got beaten.
>>5766101
We lived in the same day friend
>>5766101
I don't know Anon isn't Faye pretty ripped, or am I confusing her for a different trip? I think she'd manage to hold her own in any case.
>>5766108
Faye gets cucked by her gf
>>5766111
The life of a sissy.
>>5766077
Fuck yes it's. I had mine two weeks ago. And I feel and look really shitty right now.
>pic unrelated
>>5765997
hi =]
>>5766121
Looks like an ad for some Japanese horror game.
>>5765739
I never liked alcohol but I used to at least be able to at least handle it, now that I'm on HRT I drink one glass and end up feeling really light headed. (Probably all the other meds I take that shouldn't be taken with alcohol don't help either.) I guess it's nice to have a better excuse to turn down social drinking than saying I just don't like the taste.
>tfw gf calls you perfect unironical
>>5766121
I'm five months in and still have major depression over it
tfw you'll never fuck kenny
>>5766130
>tfw no one cares
lesbianism is the purest form of love.
>>5766131
>>5766131
>>5766131
>>5766080
What? You didn't hurt me. You replied. That's what I asked for. I was going crazy because I felt like I didn't exist. I was genuinely thanking everyone there including you.
>>5766075
I know. I have people irl. But I can't bring myself to be myself around them. I feel too obligated to fit what I have been to them already.
>>5766100
I actually don't know to be honest. U kind of thought it like mih-rin
>>5766064
Apparently according to me.
>>5766121
You're so beautiful I just want to mush your face.
>>5765907
why do you have physics homework if you're not in school?
>>5766121
bretty good
what surgeries did you have btw?
>>5766148
Shit....
Here she goes again.
You ate the bait
>>5766121
I'm jelly of your euro prices. Spiegel is like the same price as yours was just for a trachea shave
>>5766139
Lets keep mtfg zoophilia free thanks