MTFG - Lisgen edition

good thread /10

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>>5766131
That game sucked.

>>5766131
Top thread desu

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the past is the past

no regrets

only look towards the future

>bad ending you let her live
>good ending you let her die

I agree with this

>>5766137
I do bb :*
besides, people told me to post happy stuff

>>5766131
>tfw can always spot eurofags by how they type

>>5766141
Faye, say something hot in that deep voice of yours

>>5766151
in your case only look towards your next fix

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>tfw too ugly to ever be transbian

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>>5766166
i dont do drugs, im high on LIFE

>>5766162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEmKN6DT-VE

>>5766169
don't you mean you're a diagnosed schizophrenic

>>5766121
bretty good desu. what surgeries did you have btw?

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>>5766151
That's the spirit!

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>>5766174
nah that was bs, already got that checked out and rescinded

borderline personality disorder + stress = psychosis = misdiagnosis from lack of info and no previous records

so im perfectly normal >:)

>>5766180
Just to point out in this pic I did VFFS (chin, jaw) on myself and added filters to highlight light reflection.

I had type 3 forehead reconstruction.

>>5766186
You're my favorite person I never heard of before and I hope you have a good day.
:3 happy?

>>5766131
>tfw you had a super cute childhood friend but you lost contact with him when you moved away in highschool long before you started finding guys attractive (thank you for making me a bislut HRT) and there's no point trying to re-connect with him at this point because it's been like ten years and you know from Facebook that he's married and has a kid and he'd probably be sickened to learn that his close friend from childhood is now a deluded balding bisexual bearded tranny freak
Oh well, that's life.

>>5766182
how is having bpd so bad it can be mistaken for you being schizo "normal"

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>tfw you look autistic

>>5766182
is this that stupid avatar from the furry who posts stuff on youtube?

>>5766192
Now I'm crying again.... About the happiest I've been all week now.

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>>5766181
>Not having sex with pikachu
Why live?

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>>5766194
thats actually really common actually

bpd is called "borderline" because its basically the borderline of schizophrenia but not quite schizophrenia

and ya i used to be nuts ngl but im great now desu >:)))) life couldnt b better and i couldnt be happier. life is happy and nice anon, im sure it will be for you too :3
>>5766196
ya

>>5766182
>>5766194
:^)

>>5766193
>remember havin met child hood friend a few years ago
>thought he'd be cool or something
>turned out to be a fat fuck with shitty sense in fashion and stutter all the time

he used to be so cool... I wonder if he lives around herw

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>tfw whoring myself out for steam games and pizzas
what has my life become

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>>5766199
Furries are the worst.

>>5766192
OH god I linked my own post I'm so sorry that's pathetic I meant to reply to someone esle. I'm so sorry. I'm a fucking idiot.

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>>5766205
why not just cash?

>>5766200
wtf was it called again? I need something to jack off to

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>>5766168
Same here sis

>>5766206
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAmbS8cWS0

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>>5766168
Don't say that, even if you're too ugly to ever find someone that would accept you you can always be a hopeless transbian perma-virgin and try to fill the empty void in your heart by watching chinese cartoons about cute girls loving cute girls; it's what I've been doing.

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>>5766131
nth for life is strange is gr8 and only posting this to leave thread to play it RN

>>5766208
people are paying for my mmo sub my video games and my food what the fuck do i need cash for

>>5766207
Mirin, seriously relax.

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>>5766207
Hahaha, don't worry about it, messing up like that just makes you adorable in a clumsy way.

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daily reminder that god loves you

>>5766209
kenny
>>5766218
u can buy ANYTHING with cash

how are u whoring urself out?

>>5766123

I meant to reply to you but I fucked it up. Hi.

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https://youtu.be/Tzuvfy4jFwE
Describe yourself with a single song.

>>5766191
who did your forehead reconstruction? it's pretty amazing

>>5766207
schizophrenia must be common among trannies

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How come 'Alice' is the tranny meme name?

I mean there are at least 3 people called Zoe/Zoey on MTFG alone, yet not a single Alice.

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>>5766232
Dr. Bart van de ven

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>>5766225
thanks yummy

>>5766228
=]

is this supppsed to look normal? would eating thisgive me a headache?

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>>5766214
I'm not even a transbian I just want a gf ok?

I want to take the matter of whether ironic shitposting is still shit posting to the supreme court.

>>5766237
Of people I named Alice, all one of them are kind of boring bitches

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>>5766237
who cares lol

alice a cute
>>5766244
I have seen entire planetary systems burned in the maker's flames.

>>5766237
there are many meme names and kiwi has one of the worst

>>5766207
It's fine a lot of people do that occasionally. just a mistake.

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>>5766218
I miss playing MMOs, I wish I had time for them again. If I ever manage to finish this PhD and get out of grad school I think I'll pick the hobby up again.

>>5766245
You'll find her; keep looking!

>>5766238
i heard about him, that's where i plan to have my FFS tbhon.

does the forehead surgery leave any scars behind?

>>5766256
just in time for World of DOTA 2

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>>5766259
Guys are better partners since girls have shit taste tbhon.

>>5766252
>dakota
lol

>>5766260
Bart is bad for scars but he's cheap and his foreheads are okay

>>5766219
I'm so sorry. I will.

>>5766224
Haha yeah I'm totally cute. Like a turd juggling failure.

>>5766234
Not schizophrenic. BDD and severe depression yo. Bitch you betta recanise

>>5766265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQf-H5Yd3C4
woah

>>5766218
>people pay to watch people who play games
How can people be so dumb?

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>tfw you dont know if you want a strong Anglo-Saxon Christian name or if you want a name that embraces your arabic roots

>>5766253
OK sorry again. Hope you're having a good night.

>>5766229
dis some real trap shit

>>5766272
>Bart is bad for scars
i did not want to know this, fug

i guess i am staying a masculine caveman forehead hon for life

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>mfw meeting up with a cuteboy again in a week
god i love kissing boys. lesbian love is alright but boy kisses are godly

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>>5766270
>not choosing a normal popular name from your birth period
>wanting to stand out as a tranny by calling yourself wololenda

>>5766289
Can't get much more common than David. Good choice.

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>tfw no one to kiss you now when you don't have braces anymore

Why life

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>>5766292
thanks chaserella
i appreciate your input on my life choices

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>mfw i get anals

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>tfw you look closer at the specifics of forehead ffs and realize it would do nothing for you

>>5766279
>being 3 years transition and not having a name yet

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>>5766299
FFS doesn't do anything if you already pass 100%.

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>>5766302
ive had a name for 4 years but recently ive been thinking of changing it for some reason

nothing is legal yet, so there wouldnt' be much of an issue

>>5766296
When are you due for your next train station visit Dave? I hope it's soon.

>>5766289
stfu, you went from david to dakota like the lazy two dollar hon you are

>>5766281
Melly finally lost it?

>>5766297
describe the feeling ma nigga

>>5766285
Scars at the hairline so they're less visible
>>5766289
>>5766296
Doubt anybody cares what you do since you transition for a fetish we just laugh

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>>5766307
>>5766308
g-get a life loser lmao xD

>>5766237
Kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>you will never be trumps daughter and have hot sex with him and ez top tier surgeries.

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>>5766285
>>5766272
>>5766260

I'm doing hair transplant in 6 months anyway so my scars will be well hidden but yeah at the beginning there is a big fucking scar along your hairline.

pic related my two weeks scar most of it should fade away within 6 months.

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http://strawpoll.me/6892208
HELP

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How do I become pretty so I can get free video games from thirsty men?

>>5766321
>not voting erin
come the fuck on its like you want to be clocked on name

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>>5766304
In this case it's more like it doesn't do anything if the thing that's bothering me isn't even caused by bone. I felt around for the specific bones and structures that they would shave down, I don't even have them.

>>5766316
haha whats wrong with you hon
like how could that one harmless post make you so butthurt

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>>5766323
true beauty is on the inside anon

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>>5766313
>ayn rand types like an underage boy
kek

>>5766321
Adolphina tbhon

>>5766320
I love how you try to make your nails look smaller like that, I'm going to try it now

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>>5766323
>Implying you have to be pretty.
Just act like you are and thirsty men will worship you without even needing a picture.

Super duper bonus points if your voice passes, of course.

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>>5766321
>Anything but Ashley

>>5766168
>tfw too ugly to have a gf
>>5766205
can you do this if you look like an ugly man?
>>5766229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhnbQ8SSWWc
>>5766334
how do you do this though?

>>5766313
Leave

>>5766285
Here's mine for reference. I've been using mederma to help
Lighten the scar

>>5766334
how do you find these money slaves?

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>>5766321
i miss erin

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>>5766329
On the inside im a cute anime girl but on the outside im a disgusting neet hon.

>>5766334
I mean i've gotten free stuff from guys but it's not the same when I like them and they're friends.

>>5766332
I learned that from some YouTube video. Women sometimes do that for middle finger but I do ring finger as well.

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>>5766341
Forgot pic

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>>5766347
#1 thing about getting guys to give you free shit is to reward them for doing so

if you just start out by being lewd or showing off ur not getting shit cus u just gave away the goods for free and expect payment later

ur a whore not a slut, remember that

>>5766348
Neat trick desu. Do you paint it on that way directly or do you use tape to cover the sides of your nails when you paint them?

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>>5766229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CpypI7SOo
FUCK KILL STEAL SHIT

>>5766339
>>5766343
>how do you do this though?
Have a qt Steam profile and play CSGO, that game is full of cash whales.

Just say you're a girl if asked, and if your voice passes get get in voice chat and be friendly. Even better if you're a little annoying, because it'll cause autists to rage and other autists to white knight you.

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>>5766354
Wow thx

>>5766357
I'm doing it so often that I don't need those. Sometimes I'm using q-tips to remove some mistakes.

I've come to hang out with you guys because FTMG is far too feminine and I feel like I can relate better to you dudes : )

>>5766381
thanks bro, you too :^)

>>5766381
haha hilarious and original

>>5766381
>baiting this hard

>>5766361
what is a qt profile?

>>5766381
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVx2USJGJs

>>5766229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JVlF16QwbA

Fits pretty well for now. Things are moving, albeit slowly.

>>5766381
Fuck bro, why didn't you come sooner? I have a fuckload of doritos, mountain dew and CoD ready to go bro.

>dysphoric emotional mess
>have a shower
>happy again

Are showers magical?

>>5766397
thanks doc

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>>5766361
>Have a qt Steam profile and play CSGO

qt steam profile doesn't really matter

as long as your voice passes enough to fool people in CS:GO a private profile will do WONDERS compared to a slutty/whorish/attention whore looking profile

trust

>>5766399
I always knew you were AGP scum

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>>5766400
Shower fog make me look like a girl in the mirror for a little bit.

I've got over my borderline psychotic episode, and I just want to sincerely apologize to everyone here. It's not yalls job to be emergency support. Thanks for listening.

Also to FFS anon, I've probably been freaking you out recently. I'm gonna cool it on that.

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>>5766400
>ywn experience the shower meme

>>5766400
Yes, they are. Showers make mirrors work properly for just a little bit.

>>5766409
What gave it away? ;~;

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>>5766406
or you could skip all the hoops and just sign up for chaturbate now and start making CASH
>>5766413
please stop taking 4chan so seriously ur iq must be like 85

>>5766400
wet hair just reveals my scalp more :(

>>5766237
I think it's just because you tend to associate Alice with a sort of cringey gothic lolita tween aesthetic that is popular with SJWs, many of whom are trans women.

Of course Charlotte has this exact same problem so it's not like I'm judging.

>>5766399
That actually sounds more like you instead of all this cutesy shit.

>>5766420
Just shut up and suck some dick
I'm going to make you right

>tfw i look kind of like noelle
kill me senpai

>>5766419
It's not a meme my man. Freshly washed hair, cleanly shaven, smell nice. Of course it will make you feel better.

>>5766229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSlEBSBDeHI

Not sure how accurate this really is but I'm listening to it a lot lately and I relate to it.

>>5766413
Aife is that you?

>>5766430
You could also have a nice wank in the shower. Perks you right up.

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>>5766429
>tfw you are a chubby noelle

>>5766429
>>5766437
Don't joke about that.

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>>5766437
>tfw i look like a skinnyfat noelle

>>5766429
noelle wasn't really any worse than other trips it was just the autism that nailed it

>>5766427
Of course it does, being cutesy irl is kinda cringe.

>>5766428
A-anon I...

>>5766439
shut up before i poop on u

>>5766434
Kill yourself

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>>5766439
I would never joke about something like this, anon.

>>5766440
>tfw chubby noelle with messy hair that does whatever it wants to

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>>5766446
please fucking shit on my fucking ass

>>5766429
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>>5766422
I don't take it seriously usually but I'm not in the best of places so yeah. Probably not wrong on the iq though

>>5766433
No its not. Though Aoife is one of the names I considered way back.

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>>5766449
>tfw ugly straight hair that fails to cover my fivehead

>>5766256
>/mtfg/ would rather heal tank cocks all night then be a qt range dps fooling around with other qt dpsers while you wait in the queue

>>5766443
You LOVE a good dicking

>>5766452
*poops on ur butthole instead*
oops

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>>5766459
>tfw straight hair but it's fluffy and doesnt want to just stay straight
>tfw permanent morning hair

>>5766461
No I'm pure ;~;

>tfw all the chasers to suck off are in australia while you are in soviet europe
>tfw dickless for life

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>>5766460
>doing anything OTHER than heal tank cock all night

>>5766466
Your trip is literally precum

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>>5766430
it's never happened to me. it just sorta stays the same ever-changing perception.
>>5766429
>tfw noelle has a better shot than you
>>5766460
>not being a mdps
>not standing in cleaves to help the tank take less damage
>not having the whole raid bully you
>>5766465
>tfw hair is never the same as when you last saw it

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>tfw elanna is still not on skype

>>5766475
Enough

>>5766468
Just suck your own dick.

>>5766473
Anon why are you being so lewd it got that way by accident ;~~;

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>>5766474
iktf

>tfw lots of wind where I live so hair gets rekt when I go outside

>>5766481
my cock will find its way up your pussy by accident in a minute

>>5766256
What's ur PhD in? I didn't realize there were any other academics here

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>>5766478
dude its just shitposting calm down

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>tfw living the transgirl fantasy

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>>5766489
Will you accidentally forget to pull out and get me preggers too? ;~;

>>5766475
Yup, sorry ;_;

I finally like how my boobs look. I'm gonna be so buttmad if I get breast cancer.

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>>5766485
there could be dead air and my hair would still to whatever it wants

>>5766499
shame about the voice. does your gf like it?

>>5766503
You're not going to force me to marry you if I do that, are you?

>>5766503
;_;

>>5766503
>PREcuM
how the fuck did i not notice that

>>5766479
it's too small to reach tbqh

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>tfw christmas cake in one year

Master race or nah?

>>5766513
The redneck in me has a dream, and that's to have a condom break and get married at a shotgun wedding. Is that too much to ask? ;~;

>>5766520
It's a pretty new trip desu

>>5766520
its beautiful really

>>5766513
>wanting to marry a blocky man with an axe wound instead of penis

>>5766532
>and that's to have a condom break
yeah, totally accidental too, huh?

>>5766532
elanna, put a baby inside me and we'll be gay married and i'll get a free vagina

found edgar
>>5766530

>>5766535
Can you read?

>>5766532
>>5766533
it really is glorious isn't it?

>>5766532
I wouldn't mind marrying you desu, I just need to hatefuck another girl first.
I'd hate to cheat on my beautiful wife <3

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tfw bf

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where should I make my bf go out with me tonight?

what do normal couples even do?

>>5766560
Normal couples watch TV.

>>5766560
the children's graveyard

>>5766560
live in the same country

>>5766537
Y-yeah, definitely >.>

>>5766538
But I don't know how ;o;

>>5766535
But I'm neither of those things

>>5766549
Is there any way I could help fulfil your dream of hatefucking a gril?

>>5766548
>>5766533
T-thanks

>>5766571
S H O T S
F
I
R
E
D

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>>5766552
tfw never any boyfriend

>>5766560
go to the cinemas and then go to a diner and eat burgers and fries

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>>5766577
>wanting a bf when you can have a pillow who accepts you no matter how ugly and hon you are

Loser

>>5766560
The movies?
To a nice restaurant?
A Walk on a beach?
Something on those lines I think

>>5766572
I can give you a good hatefucking if that's what you're after
it's this particular girl
she deserves it
but once I'm done, I'll be ready to settle down<3

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>>5766567
I always had this weird idea of going into a gay bar, sit alone somewhere and blow off anyone hitting on me, then my bf coming in and id walk out with him.

Thats a much better idea than watching tv.
>>5766571
Damn...

So we should go out in my country then?

Great idea!
>>5766577
I shall let him know I have a great idea! I claim your idea as my own creation, thanks!

>>5766572
but you look like a man and you have a SRS axe wound

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>>5766578
>Loser
;~;
I hug my pillow ever so tight and it absorbs my tears but I don't have a bodypillow

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>>5766560
>what do normal couples even do?

social signaling memes

http://strawpoll.me/6893040/r

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>>5766590
Gosh, you're such a loser anon.

>>5766595
shit
http://strawpoll.me/6893040/

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>>5766597
no bully pls ;~;

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>>5766580
I'm probably not a good hatefucker but I could try just for you bb :3

>>5766586
I didn't even look like a man before HRT tho

>>5766607
How does it feel having a vagina?

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>>5766605
Fine ;-;

>>5766607
any fuck would be good with you bb
but I've got to kill myself now
...sorry /:

>>5766600
Why are you posting this in mtfg of all places?

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>>5766579
Ive never seen deadpool. Most excellent idea!

I hope I don't get shot tonight.
>>5766591

>>5766616
see how many of you are truly delusional

>>5766623
Kill yourself

>>5766615
>but I've got to kill myself now
damn, that's one hell of a plot twist...

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>>5766609
y-you can bully me a little

>>5766600
They're boys pretending to be girls

Men cant pretend to be girls
So men can't be trannies, only hons

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>>5766627
Maybe you can bully me instead?
Ok

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>going to work sick AND seeing your ex

is there a worse feel?

>>5766630
Who be trannies then

>>5766615
;~;
Why anon, don't do it

>>5766608
Pretty great desu. I mean, not sure what else to say, 99% of the time I'm not really thinking about it, but sex without dysphoria is breddy gud.

>>5766638
Whats the biggest thing you can put in there?

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>>5766634
I'm not good at bullying tho
y-you baka!

>>5766635
She's your ex already?
LOL

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>>5766649
Boring ;_;
Wanna fight?

>>5766637
Boys pretending to b girls obvs

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>>5766655
o-okey

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>>5766651
i think i got used :/

>>5766651
I don't think someone can even qualify as an ex if they haven't been dated for a few months.

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>>5766663
how

>>5766669
Probably wanted the bbc without the mental illness.

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>>5766669
i think she just wanted to fugg ;_;

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hey everyone.. r8 my art pls

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>>5766642
I havn't tried going bigger than the large dilator, which is about the size of a large dildo.
My ex was pretty thick and he tended to hurt me during, not a fan of big stuff. ;~;

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>>5766674
Oh, so you are used goods now.

>>5766680
How big is a large dildo?

>>5766674
do you feel a crawling sense of shame that won't come off no matter how hard you scrub?

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>>5766680
>tfw you will never be fucked and jizzed in your very own vagina
why does this hurt so much

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>>5766679
haha benis
>>5766674
so what? you got da pusi, be happy

>>5766306
Depends. How often do people call you by your chosen name? I had a self chosen name for about 6 years, and decided on a completely different name when I finally did my legal name change (I was born with an a unisex name so there was no huge rush). At least a few people in my life were not super happy having to learn the new name.

>>5766683
unfortunately. i hate being a tranny

>>5766688
that and betrayal and a whole lotta sadness

>>5766696
i wanted to save myself ya know

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original art DO NOT STEAL

>>5766705
yeah you got used

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>>5766702
everyone calls me sara or by my internet names

nobody would care cause the only people i talk to irl are my friends
>>5766705
wanting to save yourself is romanticism, be happy you learned what most relationships are like now swiftly instead of being trapped in one where someone uses you for years

trust nobody

>>5766708
IM STILL THAT SHIT NIGGA

u cant stop me HUAHhaUHA

is it normal to feel intensely nauseous when looking at a profile shot of yourself? whenever I try taking one just to see if I look manly or not, it always turns out absolutely ghastly. Like, I can take a nice selfie once in a blue moon but side shots never ever look even remotely good, even when evaluating from a male perspective

>tfw even korra can get laid but not you

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>>5766705
Things like this just make me happy I have a very loyal/clingy bf.

He is my first and probably last. Romance aint dead maybe probably?

>>5766683
U S E D
S
E
D
G O O D S
O
O
D
S

>>5766713
o well such is life in a dirty used up whore now ;_;

>>5766714
ur right I need to stop being a little girl about it and get over it. ur on some real shiz rn so ur point is taken id rather it happen sooner rather than later

>>5766721
to be fair she is a black man and the jewish media perpetuate the black man white woman sexual pairings

>>5766719
I know that feel
I've never been able to take a good profile shot
I bloody hate them

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>>5766714
>be happy you learned what most relationships are like now swiftly instead of being trapped in one where someone uses you for years
>trust nobody

depressive realism

>>5766721
I'm pretty sure you don't want to be a masculine 6' 4" black man with a mental illness.

>>5766692
>never
Never say never, it can happen.

>>5766686
I don't know that, it's not like I have an interest in measuring them during the periods where I'm in contact with them ;~;

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>>5766732
literally the worst angle in the world fml

>>5766735
m8 I'm 5'10 . . . . no idea where ur getting 6'4 from. ive never been that tall in my entire life

>>5766721
lol i would hate to see the chaser that stooped that low

>>5766739
Is that ufufu?

>>5766680
what else would you expect? your neovag isn't real. it won't accommodate a real dick like a real girl would.

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Someone chase me.

I'm good at video games and I don't talk much.

>>5766743
Fat and also black

>>5766737
Guess I'll just Google it when I get home

>>5766739
Side shots tend to show off all your masculine features
When I take one, I want to vomit

>>5766737
>Never say never, it can happen.
no, it can't
I can't afford SRS and I don't have a job and nobody wants to give me one

>>5766739
didn't you used to have really bad beard shadow?

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i've never even heard of life is strange, is it any good or just overrated bullshit?

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>>5766749
hey ur pretty good at csgo wanna bang???

>>5766757
it's good, overrated bullshit

>>5766746
nah meng that's me without glasses and from the side

aka the worst thing ever

>>5766751
>want to vomit
way ahead of you there m8

>>5766754
>beard shadow
nope, I couldn't grow any facial hair aside from a very light moustache after a few weeks even before hormones

>>5766750
u ppl just keep making up bullshit. she wasnt even 130lbs :v

>>5766750
stop trying to make me puke, pls

>>5766749
post bp and i'll think about it

>>5766757
it's better than living life as a tranny

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>>5766765
so its good, just not as good as everyone says it is?

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>>5766764
Y-yeah

>>5766754
Yeah but do you think in 10 years you'll be in the exact same position you are now? Long term it's definitely not out of reach.

>>5766770
aren't you like 210? how could you accurately judge?

>>5766774
as with pretty much anything, really

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>>5766771
Idk i dont think it's that bad, but then the only thing i do that connects me to trans is posting here occasionally.

>>5766782
so you're a cis les woman? or some weirdo dude that chases penis?

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>>5766777
Aimbot on or off?
>>5766782
closted

>>5766778
but by then I'll be in my 40s
just another creepy hon getting a vagina

Who are the best surgeons for jawline in Europe? Travelling to Asia or the USA would trigger my autism but mainland Europe I can just about handle.

>>5766779
im 175

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>>5766757
Adri said it pretty nicely.

"a teen girl selfie simulator with a time travel plot that turns bdsm american psycho and afterward emotionally wrecks you for a week"

>>5766788
really? you must be like 5'2" then. your pics tell a different story.

does your penis extend past your fat pad? or does it get lost in the folds?

>elanna murdered her gt and became what's basically a mannish cis woman
ugh

I have a genuine (and probably hilarious) question. Do I come across as insane?

>>5766320
wtf
how did you have such little swelling already at 2 weeks after? angie took months for her face to return to human proportions

>>5766800
No. Just severely autistic

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>>5766734
>>5766727
true love is being able to trust somebody with literally anything

up until that point do not trust anybody and never let yourself be in a situation in which you can be used. develop a 3 strike system or something and set a bar about what constitutes a strike

everyone is selfish and if you dont fulfill a need for someone then forget it

wat. I just said im 5'10


i dont really have fat its mostly muscle

>>5766801
That's because angie went to a kike butcher.

>>5766801
Cus' Angie went to Zukowski and his endoscopic method produce very huge swelling.

But still, I did this photo an hour ago and let me tell you there is a swelling.

>>5766810
meant for
>>5766797


>>5766806
I'll keep this in mind but I'm not going to try dating for st least another year or two

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>>5766784
idk, i dont like penis tho, and im not a dude.

>>5766785
nah im not closeted, i've been out for years.

>>5766789
oh okay, sounds like a ride.

>tfw starting to hit the nihilstic stage of depression
awesome, nothing matters, not even the pain, it's all insignificant, this is fucking brilliant

>>5766804
Wew lad

>>5766815
fair, I mean I can see a bit, but you don't look like something that would make me gasp if I saw you in public unlike angie's first post-op pics

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>>5766823
Go and treat yourself to something. Be a little selfish.

>>5766757
it's impossible to lose and the writing is mediocre

>>5766806
sounds about right

mutually fulfilling needs is pretty nice but also pretty rare, and if you don't have that...

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>tfw no bf/gf to play pokemon with

>>5766757
Real men don't play Life is Gay.

>>5766836
how are the latest Pokemon games BTW? I haven't owned one since x and y

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>Creepy men wont stop catcalling
>not using my headphones for 5 mins = a bad time
Can it fucking stop?!?

I got married to a girl, but I am starting to realize I always wanted to be one and just overcompensated over the years with manly values and mannerisms to bury that fact.

I know that with my beauteous features and a shaved face I could pull it off, but I'm torn between two worlds.

Marriage is alright.

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>>5766834
well no, cos its just an interactive story really. that's what im getting from it.

>>5766837
why is that?

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>>5766836
BF RED FLAGS

#1

plays pokemon
>>5766823
Life is meaningless anyways.

>>5766837
we're not real men though
>>5766842
it's literally Ruby/Sapphire 2.0

>>5766786
But you didn't start in your 40s, you'll look mostly the same as you do now ;~;

>>5766799
This post brought to you by chasers inc.

>>5766842
>playing Pokemon post-G/S/C era

>>5766850
Yussssss

Is the battle tower there???

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>>5766817
there's no reason to give up on dating, just use what you've learned

you'll only find that "perfect" relationship through a bunch of failures

>>5766852
i'm a trans girl tbqh p-pls don't call me a chaser ;_;

>>5766855
yeah

>>5766850
>Buying worst gen again
Nintendo paycucks get me every time

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>>5766843
>tfw will never experience this

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>>5766848
Not enough gunz.