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Previous >>5766131
big ups to brooklyn
>>5767164
hopefully a lethal dose of cyanide mixed in
>>5767155
I can't speak for everyone, but I take pills and definitely am not scared of needles.
>>5767164
<<<<3333333
>>5767164
Is there anything that you can do well? Clothing, makeup,life - you name it, you suck at it.
>>5767164
your food always looks awful desu
then again all ive eaten today is a fistful of frootloops so i have no room to talk.
>>5767155
I'm scared of needles ;~;
but injectables aren't available in australian anyway afaik
Ketchup xD
How the fuck do you stay sucking a guys cock long without feeling like you have to catch your breath? First time with someone so large and I feel like I'm having to come up for air too often for him to get anywhere, it's hard to keep my nasal passages clear to breathe..
>>5767193
Everyday you bitch about killing yourself so why have you not done it?
>>5767198
I don't know
I'm afraid of death I guess but I want to die
I really should just do it
>>5767197
Oh cool you got a bf now?
Where did you meet him?
>>5767155
>being scared of needles
>not watching the needle insertion and the vials filling when you get your blood taken
please pray for doggo
>>5767197
practice breathing, clean your nose,
>tfw no tranny friend to do fun things with without feeling bad for being a hon
I don't even know why I post here anymore. Everyone is fucked to me.
>>5767193
>but injectables aren't available in australian anyway afaik
this is bad
>>5767193
I cant even find any pharmacy that sells needles or syringes here
>>5767210
if i put ketchup on my miss cock will you kiss it
>>5767208
Whens the last time you even saw a dick that wasnt yours?
>>5767210
how long has it been since you last quit forever?
>>5767058
Just ask a black person, they should know.
>>5767210
No kayl you are the fucked one.
>>5767210
At least there's some new people like me who haven't learned to hate anyone yet
>>5767227
2 days
>>5767227
i dunno, I wish I could just do it though, would save me the heart ache of being picked on but this is my only human interaction I get.
>>5767151
this photo makes me so sad for some reason... ;-;
>>5767211
they hates us
>>5767230
Escape while you can.
>>5767236
no no no no no i dont like this
>>5767239
If shit starts to bother me I'll just hop back to posting on the other boards.
>>5767197
Circular breathing. Also, don't deepthroat for too long, give the tip some attention and get a few breaths in through your nose, or slipped in through your mouth when you adjust position.
>>5767234
>this is my only human interaction i get
Is that how you deluded yourself into thinking you're trans?
>>5767249
worked for me =]
>>5767233
>My neighbors
Liar. tell us what happened since you said you only went jogging for one day and that was all the contact you had with him since.
>>5767243
I'm sorry.
You can go to the doctor any time you like for anything that is wrong with you though and it costs nothing.
Also you can still get cypro afaik and they changed the requirements of needing to go on a sex offenders list.
but its patches/pills or implants (if you can find someone who does it)
>tfw AAP
>tfw no bf
>>5767249
no jerk, I always had dysphoria my whole fucking life but since my mother is abusive I had to suffer in silence till I got the internet
>>5767261
it's cool. im gonna eat a whole kangaroo
>>5767268
Your mother is not abusive
>>5767247
Awh snap girl didn't even see you said it too.
>>5767270
you can do that if you want, its legal and everything
you can buy kangaroo burgers and sausages and stuff at the supermarket
I've never eaten it myself, well not that I know of anyway
>>5767273
>You'll learn to hate Kayla
Maybe if all of you didn't shit on me all day I would feel better and have a life, but instead everyone tells me I am not worth living and nothing I do is good.
>>5767268
Autistic people can't be trans
>>5767210
You make haileys fuckups seem really timid in comparison.
Its funny, I like it.
>>5767286
Heh.
>>5767277
she hits me like faye's mom does
>>5767286
Yes. You are nice and good and kind all the time. Totally everyone's fault but your own.
>>5767256
I saw him yesterday when I went to go buy bread and bumped into him, we talked about jogging. I didn't jog today because I can't seem to get sleep and don't like jogging at night. I might have gotten a cold or something, felt terrible.
>>5767279
I didn't hook up with him. I'm going in circles and this isn't healthy. Maybe the end of next month might be work I dunno.. =[
>>5767273
>You'll learn to hate Kayla. I've been here like a week.
You are a fast leaner Mirin-chan.
>>5767268
That poor women. Having such an ungrateful son.
>>5767298
fayes mom hits you too? D:
>>5767298
Your mother has never hit you
>>5767302
I only lash out at people who are mean to me first, you think when I rage on someone its not warranted? Or that they shit on me twice as hard regardless what I do?
>>5767286
I don't hate you for what its worth
>>5767298
wait werent you saying yesterday that she had accepted you as trans?
i might be remembering wrong. of course that wouldnt speak for things she had done in the past but still, are things better now?
>>5767298
Both of those were warranted.
tfw no one hits you
>>5767295
>talking shit about me
dude wtf not cool
>>5767310
>>5767307
Her mum hits on me
its not nice and I don't like it.
Please tell your mom to not hit on me kayla
>>5767313
You talk shit on me all the time for no reason..
>>5767313
You lash out people for being happy. For having things you don't have. For living places with medical care you don't have. For actually completing degrees instead of whatever it is you were doing at school.
You are a very angry hateful person.
>>5767316
>implying anything he says is true
>>5767305
>don't like jogging at night
Do you want to be lonely still? Just try night jogging with him until he gives a definite answer on whether he'd let you suck his dick or not.
It has come to my attention that hailey refereed to beautiful tran butterflies as "trann**s" in group chat, and women as "wh*res". I wont tolerate such behavior.
Hailey, we are no longer tomodachy im sorry goodbye
>>5767332
He stopped jogging or something and isn't consistent with it. He probably enjoys being alone. Hes very quite.. I wonder if hes autistic sometimes, he didn't like being touched.
>>5767336
Who's this hailey person? Another weeb like you?
>>5767279
Well gagging and reflex is just practice unfortunately. You gotta put the hours in. Breathing though you can practice any time, not just with cock in mouth. Plus hey some guys like gagging, specially if you play it off as "your deck is so amazing I'm gonna choke on it rather than spend a second with it not in my throat" throw in some dirty talk and you're good.
>>5767286
Oh Kayla, honey, sweetie, I thought people were unfair to you until I saw you say horrible and despicable things to people unprovoked out of jealousy. I know I'm insane, so I can't lecture you, but I know this for certain, people wouldn't shit on you if you didn't act like a human toilet.
>>5767306
I gave her a day, wasn't exactly fast learning.
>>5767333
That was fucked up, senpaitachi.
>>5767347
That's not how being a decent human being works kayla. Lashing out because you're an autistic shutin and other people aren't isn't warranted.
>>5767350
yes, clannad moeblob poster >>5767321
>>5767350
shitty ugly agp with BPD and makes poor romantic choices
>>5767286
You really are salt.
You just had to drag someone elses name in again for no reason.
Do you really wonder why people think you're a terrible person?
>>5767354
There are no decent human beings, there are greedy selfish humans who take and take and take and rob me of fun and money, and then there is me who is too poor and ugly to be like the rest of the takers.
>>5767315
>I don't hate you for what its worth
>>5767333
>I wish the passers didn't hate me
that shade towards sheen
>>5767364
i think you should go out and have some fun. i think an escape would be good for your mood, and ergo the rest of us.
>>5767362
>Do you really wonder why people think you're a terrible person?
No, everyone hates me because mtfg only praises passers who have sex and get surgery.
>>5767364
you refuse to get most jobs because "it's below you." You live off family income, including your hateful mothers.
You really don't get to say your poor
>>5767363
>transbian
no dude lol i like boys nearly exclusively shes just my sister from another mister
>>5767279
Awe. Practice makes perfect, you'll get the hang of it ;_;
>>5767369
>i think you should go out and have some fun
I can't go out, I am too ugly and will get beat up or looked down on by the general public. If I was pretty I wouldn't even be posting here because my life would be so fucking amazing.
>>5767372
>your
>>5767371
That's not true at all.
>>5767364
This post is 100% trolling, I love it.
Its on par with "what would you bring in a bunker with you if sun fell out of orbit and crashed into the earth" and "why do people jump off bridges into water, they will just fall into water and wont get harmed"
So subtle. So graceful.
>>5767372
I would take any fucking job at this point but no one is hiring at all.
>>5767347
He thinks I'm sexy so whatever ~ haha he's basically paying me to be eye candy so you saying I don't look good is moot
>>5767379
Dropping trip to correct a grammar error does not invalidate the point. Nobodies handing out awards on the boards anyway so it's really pointless to fuss over. No real defense?
>>5767380
Yes it is. The most popular trips are the ones that pass as cis and are full time. No one really gives them shit and if someone does then everyone else just calls them jealous. Passers are fucking untouchable and they know it.
>>5767378
let go, don't care what people think. go to an arcade, play some games, go see movies. idk. who cares what society thinks. do something that will make you happy.
if you're most worried about getting attacked, keep a poketknife on you.
>>5767389
He must love that manly look in his women.
>>5767389
your jaw and nose say otherwise
>>5767383
The real Kayla passed on years ago, the trip has been taken over by a few trolls that keep it going in memory.
That's how Kayla posts all the time and sometimes contradicts themselves. they take shifts.
>>5767395
I haven't seen a movie in person in 3 years because cis people would taunt and make fun of me, I can't go out because I am so hideous
>>5767401
>I don't pass
>I pass
>I don't pass
Make up your mind senpai
>>5767401
you need therapy
>>5767401
i think you are expecting things to be much worse than they actually would be. have you gone out and gotten taunted? there are ugly people all over the place who never get a word said to them, happens for me every day. i doubt you are as hideous as you think, im too new to have seen a pic, but even if you are i doubt most people would care.
>>5767402
she said she is hideous, not that she doesn't pass.
>>5767404
>have you gone out and gotten taunted?
no but I can tell everyone hates me just by the way I look
also I am fucking monsterous here is my most recent pic out
>>5767417
you are wearing clothes that do not suit you
>>5767417
you look completely fine. nobody is gonna hate you if you go out. please, just go have some fun, see what i mean.
>>5767421
but my huge man body wont fit normal girl clothes so I am stuck with unfashionable ugly shit from the internet
>>5767426
its not self delusion
Why do cis girls always start laughing when I walk by, or why I feel eyeballs burning my flesh when someone looks at me? Its because I am ugly and they all make me know it.
>>5767429
they probably don't. you need to get out more, see how people just act.
not everything that happens around you has to do with you.
Guess who I am
>passers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5767435
Edgar
>go to bank to deposit cash
>get madamed on the way in
>sirred by a person with a clipboard asking if anyone needs asistance
>madamed by the cashier
>sirred on the way out by a different guy
makes no sense I tell ya
>>5767432
>not everything that happens around you has to do with you.
I doubt that, I see people looking at me, they all give me dirty looks. Everyone hates me and everyone hates each other, its all a big fucking waste of time to be alive since everyone is such a callous mean fuckhead.
>>5767406
They mean the same thing to her
>>5767429
>have you gone out and gotten taunted?
>no but I can tell everyone hates me
You're literally making up problems when there probably isn't one. Girls compare themselves all the fucking time that doesn't mean it's because your trans.
and again, your clothing choice sucks.
>>5767417
I love those glasses. I like how high the brim goes. I'm needing something like that I think. My current pair are thin and don't compliment my forehead, which I hate. I furrow a lot.
>>5767442
thats not what the world is like.
go see a therapist in the very least. there is no excuse, you will be able to find one who will work for cheap.
>>5767439
Why are Americans so obsessed with calling people sir or madam?
>>5767432
You're projecting your insecurities on others and making your own demons.
It's not a other people problem, it's an anxiety problem.
>>5767445
To be fair theres a catholic church nearby and I usually get looks from elderly passerbyers.
>>5767445
>when there probably isn't one
there is a problem just for the fact i am 5'11'' and in heels I am over six feet tall, I tower over every other woman so I stick out like a sore thumb, then since I stick out, it makes me easy to be singled out to get stared at and shouted at.
>>5767442
>Everyone hates me and everyone hates each other
>its all a big fucking waste of time to be alive since everyone is such a callous mean fuckhead
you're just projecting
>>5767452
>tfw thats what I ex used to say
>>5767261
wait, are you kidding me right now? you had to go on a fucking sex offenders list to get hrt?
>>5767451
>thats not what the world is like
yes it is, or else I wouldn't be saying it
and last time I had a shrink I made her cry because I said she is only a shrink because the discount at the DMV on registration and the pay is good. I really tore into her and I feel bad about it, she quit the clinic 2 weeks later.
>>5767466
Sexual deviant list but yea
>>5767454
>CATHOLIC Churchgoers
>elderly
Obvious they'll hate anything that doesn't fit their narrow scope of normalcy.
But they aren't everyone. People will never appeal to EVERYONE
>>5767460
No, if humanity didn't hate each other then no one would cut me off in traffic, or it wouldn't be a fight to get parking or a fight to get a job. All humans do is fight each other, life sucks because of the greediness of others
>>5767471
Sexual deviant is much different then sex offender.
Basically anything not straight is considered deviant to conservatives.
>>5767452
It really depends where you live, in some places like the south it's pretty impolite to not use "sir" and "ma'am" with older people or people you're not close to, in others it's just something that is a higher level of politeness that some business employees might be encouraged to use, but for the most part not using them won't make you come across as a flippant asshole.
>>5767468
you are doing nothing but pushing out people trying to help by doing things like that.
seriously, get help.
>>5767466
https://oii.org.au/4117/intersex-australians-sex-offenders-register/
australia sucks
>>5767478
Still dumb they label just to get cpa covered under the pbs
>>5767477
Do you always dwell solely on the negatives?
>>5767471
That's a thing? Whoa. (How do I get on such a list? Is having /d/ in my browser history sufficient?)
>>5767489
Label you*
>>5767502
you keep making excuses. go get help. find a way to make yourself happy.
>>5767483
>You're starting to understand.
You're like..getting unplugged.
>>5767197
please tell me you're not this guys hooker for $10 an hour
>>5767477
>life sucks because of the greediness of others
you're not wrong about this, but you're taking the notion and its conclusions to the absolute extreme
your frame of reference for life is a crazy mom and a vitriolic anonymous imageboard, so the only motives you know to attribute to others are what you see in them and what you see in yourself
there are plenty of genuinely nice people, and people who are greedy and selfish but still fairly nice anyway, but you don't even open yourself to the possibility so all you see is hate and lies
>>5767515
NO MADDIE NO!
>>5767489
Yeah it's dumb and should be fixed, but for now it's likely done as a loophole.
Probably similar to how SOME people get approved for surgeries by having a sympathetic doctor label the part as having some other problem. (I have an FTM friend who got their uterus removed this way.)
But yeah, it's still shitty.
>>5767507
No one wants to help me and the only way I could be happy is if I won the lotto.
>>5767318
because Kayla wont let them
>>5767502
I still don't hate you. I hate your unwillingness to take responsibility for yourself.
I really do hope you improve things eventually and can move forward.
>>5767524
more excuses.
there are people who will help you, stop sitting on here and go find them. if you cant find them, help yourself. no one is standing in your way.
>>5767524
you're a jackass
I could pick a random poster to help
and they would deserve it at least ten times more than you do
>>5767524
Stop relying on others to bail you out
>>5767523
Im curious can you get a script for any other aa's other then spiro and cypro
>>5767524
Even if you won the lottery you'd just end up rich and miserable. You've got problems that money can't fix, I'm afraid; at some point you're going to need to address your whole outlook on life if you want any chance of becoming content.
>>5767487
>my fucking face when been on androcur for nearly five years and was never informed about this
gee what a country
Why am I so tired as of late? I have been getting the right amount of sleep and I still nearly fall asleep in class
>>5767569
nobody gives a shit.
>>5767567
>cuntry
ftfy ;)
for the love of christ someone fucking make an amazon wishlist of appropriate clothing and send it to kayla so we don't have to deal with this shit every single day.
>>5767562
i dont know where you live, and i am not going to spend all night trying to find people for you.
if you are so miserable, find a way out of it.
but whatever, you're ignoring all my advice. im no coach or therapist or whatever, but i want to help and see an end to the negativity you hold.
im tiring myself out with this. i want to see you be happy. just stop making excuses.
>>5767573
fuck no. don't pair me with the bogans.
>tfw 5'6" 17in shoulders
kill me senpai
>>5767562
you don't have it the worst
you're a entitled little shit that wastes our time
fuck off
>>5767577
we can if she tells us her size
>>5767563
Nope, if I won the lotto, even the one for $100,000 I would be the happiest person on earth. I would book ffs with spegal, srs with suporn, a breast aug in beverly hills, get some porcelain veneers put in, and full body laser hair removal
Then I would pass and be ready to live.
>>5767586
>tfw 5'7 20 in shoulders
>>5767584
join us
Anyone here able to fluently read Mandarin and want to make a quick buck?
>>5767597
sell your bike
make progress
>>5767611
please no. i am a respectable high-class citizen. i leech from centrelink and live with my parents. :)
>>5767585
>porn on a blue board
How does it feel weird?
>>5767594
My shoulders are 16 inches, my waist is 30 inches and my bust across my boobs is 40 inches and my underbust is 36 inches. I can't find shit that would fit me with those measurements
>>5767582
>if you are so miserable, find a way out of it.
only fat stacks of cash can get me out of my situation
>>5767612
What do you want translated?
>>5767620
use your small stack of cash to buy a gun and shoot yourself.
>>5767618
Hey me too I also live around a bunch of lebs
>>5767622
More than just translating something, but it would take about 10 minutes I think. Trying to order something.
>>5767620
Disregard self-pity, acquire currency.
>>5767620
Why are you back to your insanity Kayla? You were normal a few days ago
>>5767620
Rob a bank
>>5767616
I would probably only get $5,500 if I sold my bikes, thats like nothing near what i need
>>5767635
>"everyone on the floor! empty the register and open the safes!"
>"y-yes sir"
>*shoots everyone in the building and herself*
>>5767628
Ah, I see. (I don't know the language, I hope I didn't come across as suggesting otherwise, sorry.) It's something that requires more than machine translation to do, I guess? What are you ordering anyways?
>>5767648
Get back on it
You're a lot nicer when on it
>>5767658
She's not going to have an easy time saving up $100,000 if she gets addicted to pain meds, I think she may need to just grit through this.
>>5767639
5500 more than you have now and you already said it was too masculine for you so do it... you also said your mom would match anything you go in on. or was that a lie? are you coming here for help or are you just invading trans spaces because you're selfish and lonely?
>>5767658
its bad for my already taxed liver if I take more then the daily dose
>>5767649
I was thinking of just handing a note saying you have a gun and to hand over some money, tellers are taught to comply and not take the risk.
kayla go smoke some weed
maybe that will improve your mood.
>>5767663
I doubt she would match me now being that she flipped her shit on me. If I sold the bike I would move to that room for rent I am getting a month early and get a shit fast food job. I should just do that and get the fuck away from my mom, she causes most of my issues.
>>5767668
weed is illegal and I don't want to do it since I am still applying for jobs, all jobs in my area pee test monthly.
>>5767653
Custom 3x5 Polyester Flags
1 Custom 3x5 Polyester Flag from American Manufacturer = >90$
1 Custom 3x5 Polyester Flag from International China via AliExpress = 9$
1 Custom 3x5 Polyester Flag from Domestic China via Taobao = 0.50$
I'm a Jew so I want to go for the cheapest possible. I could hire someone for like 5$ to do this but I wanted to see if anyone here wanted to help me do it since I'd rather put my money into the mtfg economy. AliExpress I can do myself since the people know English but since Taobao is obviously cheaper I'd prefer that, but I don't know Mandarin so I'm not sure I'd be able to communicate with the person. I also can't even read the images that tell you how you customise the flag :--D
LF PERSON WHO SPEAK FLUENT CHINESE ILL GIVE U 5$
If you take a teeny tinny amount of spiro and your chest and heart feel like youre gona die, whats the best course of action. One that does not involve stopping spiro would be great.
>tfw 6'3" and 17" shoulder
>>5767676
What kinda flags are you buying?
>>5767620
That's a size 10 US or 14 UK shirt. An XL, there's plenty of places that sell shirts in those sizes.
>>5767679
eat something salty
>>5767682
shoulders sound fine for that height desu senpai
>>5767675
You can get synthetic weed which is legal and passes all the tests, club x stocks it.
>>5767697
you're an adult. she has no control over you. leave asap.
>>5767675
>tfw u live in a place with employment discrimination protection for medical cannabis patients
>>5767704
I can't even leave my room or she will scream at me, she controls me because she pays for me
>>5767675
>pee test monthly
I call bullshit so hard on that.
I miss dph
>>5767697
If she's abusive you should get out of there. I know she's supportive of you in a way but it's not doing you any favours.
>>5767704
But she's too convenient of an excuse.
Kayla has even said that she lies about how bad her mom is.
>>5767709
you are a 26 year old that acts like theyre 13. have some self respect.
>>5767683
Various Historical flags that can't be found anywhere online for purchase. and basically every flag because 3x5 for ANYTHING i want because 9$ for any flag ever is still cheaper than every other flag site even amazon ebay and patriotic-flags.
>tfw peeing as if you're simultaneously on spiro, drinking, and downing a pot of coffee every 4 hours
>tfw doing none of these things
am i going to die?
>>5767697
>>5767709
so don't tell her, sell your bike, line up a shit-tier job, and then just up and disappear with your vidya
>>5767702
don't do this
>>5767697
Too fucking bad. Plenty of girls are not small. Work with what you got or don't I don't care. I told you size of clothing if you don't want to take the help (No-one helps right?) and wear clothes that suit you then you can sit there in what you have and keep bemoaning your fate.
I cant believe I'm 26 years old now. I cant believe I still dont know what to do with my life. I cant believe I've still never had anything close to a relationship and all I've ever known is loneliness.
Mondays.
>>5767709
Flipping burgers sounds so terrible in comparison..
>>5767307
lost
>>5767730
iktf, tho I'm 23 I don't think these things are going to change any time soon
>>5767709
>>5767210
GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO TENDERLY FUCK YOU OUT A WINDOW
>>5767417
PLS
>>5767730
it was always meant to be
>>5767730
>>5767755
pls
>>5767755
>that filename
>tfw being a responsible big sis
>>5767789
>tfw only child
>tfw will never get to be a cool big sis
>>5767789
>tfw being the youngest little princess
>>5767697
It's more about proportions than overall size, Kayla, and for a mtf yours sound about average.
More importantly
MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT MOVE OUT
Take the g_ddamn hint
>>5767789
>tfw not the irresponsible sis trying to get drunk and ditch big cis who was sent to make sure I don't leave the nightclub with anyone and come home safely and sober
>>5767808
>g_d
>>5767789
>tfw you are the little sister that gets told to do something by onee-chan every time you see him
why do my armpits smell like semen what is wrong with me
>>5767811
>tfw second youngest of 5
>tfw tower over all of them
>>5767820
>onee-chan
>him
ok
Tomorrow I have my "new patient workshop" for the Gender Identity Clinic. Not like it's going to do anything. I still have a year's wait till they see my referral. That said, I think I'm coming along nicely without them.
>>5767825
I'm bad at moon. Is it supposed to be san?
>>5767821
Stop giving pitlobs
>>5767833
Nii-chan
I wonder how it feels to be a giant bigot. Must feel like you understand everything and everyone around you is an idiot, huh. Jokes on you you dumb fucks haha lol ^_^ ...
>>5767833
no it's onii-chan or nii-san your choice
>>5767850
>san
i feel like a retard now, probably not far from the truth desu
>>5767850
>>5767866
>tfw ywn be a car
>>5767871
you cursed him, now he's gonna have to transition too
>>5767831
>
>>5767861
you can say -san or -chan depending on your relationship to them, it's just that *nii is for brother and *nee is pronounced "neigh" and is for older sisters only
>>5767875
trip on kayla
>>5767884
I'm pretty sure I already knew this but to retarded to remember. let it stick this time
>>5767889
it's a stupid language to begin with and i regret delving into it beyond a rudimentary understanding
>>5767888
>>5767890
kek so tru, I literally just wanna learn enough so I can read their art and understand their games
mtfg were you ever molested as a little kid?
>>5767899
Yes
>>5767880
He's fucked then. We could pass for each other if I wore boots with thick soles. I have no hope starting just before 18, and he's 22 now!
I mean, he's a Chad too. I wouldn't expect him to do it.
>>5767898
fucking weeb kill yourself
>>5767875
Tiny dick on trans girls is cute.
But what the fuck is up with her nips
>>5767899
I was beaten pretty bad but never touched
>>5767906
Come make me!!
>>5767789
>tfw you were the responsible big sis
>tfw you're the degenerate one now
feels mixed
>>5767916
Not really what we were talking about but okay!
>tfw pretty straight girls eye fuck you
This makes me sooooo dysphoric
>>5767909
it's okay Mado, if I was your friend I would have molested you
>>5767899
Nope.
>>5767917
>tfw daily user of the Mongolian knitting irc since 12
I was always the degenerate one.
>>5767899
Nope, only as an adult
>>5767942
I wish I was your uncle
>>5767925
I think it was hon, yes I think it was
>>5767932
Maybbee, I was pretty boyish for a long time.
>>5767917
keks
>>5767951
Even though you're wrong okays!!
>>5767720
Oh nice
Any particular one you're looking for?
So far I have gigantic puffy nipples but not much breast tissue and I am getting worried. At which point will breasts start filling out?
>>5767875
do not click
virus
posting from my refrigerator
>>5767899
yes because i was feminine and they told me i deserved it for the way i acted
>>5768006
you're going to have to post a picture so I can provide the proper help to you
>>5767942
>implying you didn't enjoy the touch of your gay uncle all over your girldick
>>5768014
was it fun
>>5767899
yes
>>5767929
Iktf. Its gotten worse since I realised I was straight.
>>5767999
Orange Free State, Cascadia, North West Front, Custom flags for some gay RP think I do, etc
>>5768018
B-but I just want to be reassured that my bobs are going to be okay, I don't want to whore myself out.
>>5767899
Nope. As an adult though. By a girlfriend.
>>5767510
No, it cleansing work mostly,he is really sweet and nice I wanted to hook up with him even before money was involved. I'm mostly an assistant. Some schedule work as well
>>5767875
Looks like ais
>>5768033
Also can't post again till I'm home what ever IP my phone was on got banned
>>5768031
it's not whoring yourself out, I promise wink
>>5768031
>whore myself out.
No worries you'd be doing it for free
>>5767875
i don't why but the whole video made me giggle
>>5767811
>tfw born only son and expected to inherit and keep up family farm while big sister has handsome husband who earns lots and travels with him often while neet
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE HERE WHO SPEAKS FLUENT MANDARIN I NEED TO PURCHASE UR ABILITIES
pst
>>5768035
Turn mobile data off and on.
So why has this place been so dead for like the past week?
>>5768063
sup
>>5768079
u got skype?
>>5768076
all the good trips left and people started caring less
>>5768084
show me your butt first
>cute guy i've been talking to on tinder just moved in to the city and invited me to his luxury apartment that has a hot tub
>tfw too tired/sick to give a shit
i uh think i might go
but for now i'm gonna go ahead and take a shower then pass out
>>5768031
You could atleast say how long youve been on hormones first
>>5767151
>tfw i make 80k a year and am buying my own house
>all i want is a submissive TSgf who is emotionally and financially dependent on me
>sits at home trying to make herself prettier for me, terrified that if i leave her shell be homeless and wont be able to afford hormones
>want to dom her and force fuck her until shes quivering and then go crack open a beer while she nervously tries to ask me if it was good enough
i dont know any actual trannys tho so I have to do this with a normal girl for now
>>5768086
I miss anna and frenchfry
>>5768084
yea.. dedas.ret
>>5768089
Hay rawr you're cute
>>5767917
>tfw you're one or the other depending on which sibling it is
>tfw my elder sibling is a bit envious of both.
>>5768091
O-okay.
One year.
>>5768075
Test /thanks
>>5768105
sent
>>5768106
uh ok?
>>5768119
gimme a sec I reset my pc and need to reinstall it
>>5767336
what's wrong with trannies and whores? they're people too!
>>5768094
That's a lot of drug money
>>5768118
Np senpai. I have to do it a lot at my area gets a lot of bans
>>5768030
Good taste
>>5768140
I never normally post from phone but actually been getting a life. Was fun hanging out with the guy but he was too big for me I need to stretch more. He was super understanding though and we cuddled for a while after
>>5767908
as a "straight" guy, i would want my submissive transgf to have a huge cock that shes ashamed of and tries to hide from me
like i come home from work and shes all fixed up, desperately trying to hide any sense of masculinity, afraid that id leave her and cut off the hormone money
>>5768166
thanks "straight" guy
>>5768024
no not really. it sucked (ba dum tss) and it hurt a lot
>>5767929
I bet its more of a case of
>ugh I wish I had her body, that bitch
>>5768086
Hey I'm still here sometimes so don't worry~
>>5768177
fucking qt m8
lets leave our girlfriends and date
>>5768094
post contact info
>>5768185
thats faye
So how should I care for my dyed red hair? My stylist was not super helpful with product suggestions. I know I need to wash it infrequently under cold water and I think I need a sulfate-free shampoo but I'm not sure what I should buy. help?
I guess I'm changing endos
>"can I up my E dose, I've felt like crap the past few months"
>"nope"
>"o-oh... can I change from spiro to cypro then?"
>"nope"
>"o-oh"
>>5768198
ask the other 30 somethings at your spin class
>>5768198
dye it bright pastel blue and shave off all the sides.
gotta get them hip haircuts
>>5768192
i know???
>>5768208
this, also get an estrogen tattoo and name yourself alice
>tfw people comment on how much happier and confident you seem since starting HRT
this is such a great feel. Best feel of my life.
I switch to injections tomorrow
how do I learn to stick needles in myself? I'm taking a class before they're prescribed to me but I feel like it's gonna be hard to willingly put needles in myself.
Also does the stuff need to be refrigerated?
>>5768235
Good luck I've heard thats the hardest part I am too terrified of needles to switch.
>>5768235
>tfw you'll never have a genetically near-perfect female face like jocelhon
>tfw you'll never start hormones in your teens like jocelhon
>tfw you'll never be on injections like jocelhon
I actually hate you. More than anything else in this world I hate you and wish you were dead.
WHEN WILL YOU TRUMP BULLIES STOP BEING MEAN TO BERNIE SUPPORTERS!!??!!??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoAmll3ViQA
>mfw thinking of poor muslims cry
>>5768117
>one year
>not much breast tissue
sorry but idk anon, because you're literally me
>>5768234
Heh, my tongue got looser in the presence of bullshit. I'm just as shy in public and now even more shy and introverted around groups of cis women.
I'm so sick of fag hag's and homos thinking I'm a unicorn-level fairyboy
>tfw take off socks only now
>they smell bad
why ><
>>5768259
desu i prefer hanging out with faggots (espeically femboys) more than straight girls, guys, and especially trannies, so I'm pretty well situated in with the people I want to spend time with. Honestly women (cis and trans) are the worst and I really would be happy spending as little time as possible with them and I'm ok with being looked upon as a special snowflake or whatever what the fuck am I even talking about
>>5768257
How big are they Gem?
>>5768057
Solution is obvious, tell her she can have the farm if you can have her husband.
>>5768242
I mean I'm not really afraid of them. I'm just having a hard time picturing me sitting down with a needle and being like "Okay I'm gonna put this inside of my leg now, voluntarily, this sharp object that's going to inject me with hormones..." just seems like it's gonna take getting used to maybe idk but worth it cause injections.
>>5768251
y-you too
>>5768282
Yeah I've considered injections as well but I'm actually starting to get to a point where I am not as worried about that as men are finally approaching me in public which is super validating
So I'm missing school tomorrow because my mum was waking up really early to pick up my sister from work and was drinking lots of energy drinks and stuff so then she got ill and it looked like she had a stroke so now we are going to the doctors in the morning
>school prom coming up
>tfw too ugly for anyone to want to go with
>tfw would have to wear a tuxedo or shirt or something
>>5768293
Glad to hear things are going well for you. I'm officially 1 year in 3 hours ^^
>tfw getting over her took a lot quicker than you expected
ayyyyy
>>5768299
Shit. I'm sorry to hear that, I hope she's going to be okay.
>>5768299
Iktf
>>5768302
Omg grats yeah it's like 1y 4m for me atm. Got a British guy I've been hanging out with its nice, and no misgendering has happened this year which is amazing to me
>>5768293
Ikr?
Got wolf whistled by two guys the other day and I was torn between 'Fuck Misogyny' and 'Woo Validation'
Also my ex was there which made it even better :)
>>5768307
She'll probably be fine after getting medicine etc. Its probably stress because her biological mother died a week ago. School ain't gonna be happy though because my attendance is like 92%
>>5768304
Ayyyy
Mornin grills.
>>5768302
You remembered the exact time of your first dose??
Anyway, congrats.
Sorry I couldn't help Yummy.. nini
>>5768318
School's just going to have to deal with it, you have a legit excuse this time.
>>5768257
I am literally flatchested but my nipples are just enormous. ;~~;
>>5768319
Ayyy
>>5768328
Still, I'll have missed part of the China work in history
>tfw will not learn in class about the cultural revolution
In all seriousness, I wouldn't be surprised if she is better by the morning.
ted!
>>5768341
show me your butte
>>5768355
ayy chicken legs
By the way have any of you ever heard the Welsh hymn Calon Lan?
https://youtu.be/SDj1czgg5F0
Its a really nice song
>>5768331
I'm kind of jealous, they were way more sensitive and fun when they were just puffy nipples; once the rest of the breast starts growing something gets lost, I'm not sure what exactly it might just be that you can't stimulate everything as readily when it gets padded with fatty tissues.
>>5768332
When can we do acid together
>>5768370
kill urself alrdy
>>5768370
Are the images you've been posting lately an accurate depiction of what being on acid looks and feels like?
>>5768373
Nou
>>5768275
picture the chest of a prepubescent girl on a bony and skinny somewhat masculine torso and thats basically me
>>5768370
June, maybe april idk yet
why is melly at a bernie rally?
>>5768367
>tfw ur boobs will never stay tiny & nipples large
wow truly a nightmare to look out for
>>5768383
Have you thought of upping your dosage?
>>5768378
Feels like yes, looks like kind of. You'd have to do ALOT of acid to get effects like that, closer to shrooms and DMT, from what I've heard they are like. Can't wait to watch these on acid or something similar
>>5768383
wow you just described me!
>>5768382
I thought you were on progesterone as well?
>>5768381
I hate you so much
>>5768398
lots
I just keep forgetting to ask my endo about it
>>5768384
show me the butte
>>5768382
you're 31 of course its not going to work as well
>>5768384
>that's illegal anon
If that's true for the reason it probably is you should probably just refuse rather than saying that, 4chan's pretty strict about enforcing the no minors rule on people that say that they're underage (even jokingly).
>>5768389
Welp it'll be worth the wait hopefully
>>5768411
Stop being such an ego slave senpaitachi
>>5768410
I am, for 10 days of every month
>tfw you can't ask if your bobs are doing okay because of the scars on your chest.
>>5768425
w-w-w-well it could be illegal for other r-reasons
isn't the homosexual aoc 21?
>>5768415
what dose are you on?
>>5768415
When I need to remember something
I write it on my arm
>>5768434
I want to lick your butte hole
>>5768447
pedo
>jormy pics get posted in ftmg
is this how you get a ftm bf
>>5768434
Maybe if you don't live in the U.S., if you do then even if there were such a law on your state's books it'd be completely unenforceable, the courts would throw it out almost immediately.
>>5768427
here's hoping, I hope I'm fun!
>>5768452
>The guy in the earlier pics is still hotter though
jormy BTFO
>>5768452
*pouts*
>>5768460
'Murica is far, far, far away
speaking of that, today was the "no means no" assembly
>>5768463
they misgendered her too
>>5768471
and?
>>5768476
n-nothing
>>5768482
bitch
>>5768492
no bully
>>5768437
Beware! Lewd Disease Carrier!
>took a nap
>dream was totally sexual, never have sexual dreams
>in dream was at guys small apartment in some big city
>we were on the balcony in some high rise
>both of us naked with me slowly licking and sucking on his penis
>as I was sucking he was running his fingers in my hair and it felt so good
>after he came I swallowed and he started sucking on my left boob
I just woke up and my panties are full of clear sticky goo
>>5768437
Oh no! Run while you still can!
>>5768496
I'm cured
My sexuality is dead atm
>>5768461
I have no doubt you'll be fun, I've heard and seen how hard you roll.
>>5768497
breeders are so gross
>>5768494
do you want to get beaten up you queermo
>>5768497
thats pretty friggin lewd
>go to get food
>"would you like to try some orange chicken sir"
>go home, break my estrogen fast, eat orange chicken, and get back in bed
>>5768508
Post feet
>>5768520
I wish you would stop shit posting
>>5768497
Better get miss cock under control!
>>5768507
I only get really drunk and smoke shitty highschool weed tho
>>5768515
I didn't want it to happen, it just did, I never used to have wet dreams and now I every time I get horny even awake I get clear sticky liquid flow out of my gt and its smells sweet, its totally not cum, I can't make cum anymore. What is this shit?
>>5768520
Your not trans anymore, go to femgen.
>kayla posts gross image or inflammatory comment while intentionally acting dumb/clueless
>gets 1 million replies
classic
>>5768547
its just girl juices
>>5768547
>its smells sweet
I'll have to taste it to confirmed what it is, what day are you available
>>5768547
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-ejaculate
(Warning, link contains a photo of a leaky penis.)
>>5768520
Which pronoun do you prefer iirc you thought people were silly gendering you female
>>5768552
spiro being twice a day too, so 200mg total and 4mg of e a day
>>5768543
Drinking like that isn't easy and I know you've had quite a bit if dxm before. Acid and molly is only a small step up
>>5768531
its depression posting ma'am
>>5768557
yup
>>5768547
It's precum or ejaculate without sperm.
>>5768564
its a different texture to that though
>>5768571
just take your skittles like a good girl
>>5768571
I wish you wouldnt it makes me sad that you call yourself a boy and stuff all the time and not just because you're more feminine than I'll ever be but also because I care about you
>>5768579
It's probably ectoplasm then; sorry Kayla your penis is haunted.
>>5768568
>tfw i legit forgot about robotripping
what does that say about how it affected my brain?
>>5768552
Yeah I do the same
Or it somehow rubs off throughout the day
>>5768557
Histrionic personality disorder is a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention-seeking emotions, usually beginning in early adulthood
They may exhibit sexually provocative behavior, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and can be easily influenced by others. Associated features include egocentrism, self-indulgence, continuous longing for appreciation, and persistent manipulative behavior to achieve their own needs.
>>5768565
whatever people are comfortable with, but getting gendered male kills me a little bit inside everytime
>>5768599
Okay I understand, I just wasn't sure. I think I found you on Facebook searching for the British guy I'm with, he shares your dead name I guess? Just wasn't sure cause of that and other posts.
>>5768602
you will self lubricate after srs
>>5768599
You said you stopped taking HRT and cut your hair. Why are you still here?
>>5768586
I'd seriously throw myself at you if you said that to me in person
in this thread: crossdressing fetishist getting excited about cumming like a girl
>>5768602
because it's more like getting wet or getting hard than cumming
>>5768590
Who knows! Just hope you had your fun. Probably shouldn't start again though
>>5768602
Because that's how female arousal works...? I mean you also might have been stimulating it in your sleep. But I guess you could call it girl cum but it's more just post hrt cum
I thought i would know how i feel and i really dont.
>>5768520
>go anywhere
>here's your change
>hey, you!
>they want a cup, dude! Hurry up!
Why can't they just say SIR or MA'AM? Fuck me. I know I don't pass. I know I look like a man on hrt. Just say something.
>>5768557
she's the donal trumpo of mtfg
>>5768629
About what?
>>5768623
Bitch all you want, but I'll take this lewd but friendly Kayla over hate-filled pity-party Kayla any day.
>>5768647
you call your own penis a "she". you are not a girl and never will be
>>5768659
Would you prefer she use 'he'?
>>5768621
b-but we're both girls
I want a shemale to pound my boipucci and jerk off little miss cock.
>>5768637
>anti-passer populist
>mostly passes
>chases away the last bit of sanity on the thread
That works
>>5768659
I did that one damn time and I was not being serious obviously. This is 4chan, and I posted that on /b/, literally the least serious place on earth so shut the fuck up.
>>5768667
How about it like a normal person discussing their gentiles
>>5768670
pls let me fuck you out a window <3
>>5768659
she's a good girl
she wakes up nicely
-miss c.
>>5768688
t. Miss cock
I hope when I get srs you fuckers shut up about my genitals
wow i think i might become a substitute teacher
>>5768676
>like a normal person discussing their gentiles
>>5768676
People talk about their genitals all the time.
so after initially pirating it i bough firewatch
yay
>>5768701
Kek
>>5768702
Uh huh
>>5768714
why ;-;
why are people mean to me ;-;
>>5768709
>I mean aren't you taking female hormones?
well yeah, 13 months, never missed a dose
>>5768714
What went through your head when you made this post, what made you think it was a good idea?
>>5768714
H'wat
>>5768734
hush, I got a pass so anon is cool
>>5768734
no pass
>>5768746
You pass as hiv positive.
Mario and Luigi paper jam sucks.
It's way too difficult to 100%.
Fuck nintendo
>>5768767 Dirty casual
>>5768766
don't be a little bitch faggot
Why are things that start with the letter P so yummy? Pizza, pasta, peanutbutter, pineapple, peaches, penis, pears, pie, peppermint, pretzels, potatoes, pomegranates, pudding, it never ends.
>>5768776
But Anon, I love being a little bitch. xoxo
>>5768774
Making the player to not get hit once and hit all enemies with excellents to 100% is a bit brutal
>>5768778
Puke? Phosporous? Putin?
>>5768778
Pistols
>tfw hrt is finally making your face more feminine
yussssss I should start doing my eyebrows soon too
>>5768778
pinky toes, pupils, pancakes, penises
>>5768802
peroxisome
>>5768802
Puddles of cum!
>>5768802
>Being an AGP male who loves his facial hair again and is transitioning
Here you go sir >>5760604
>>5768844
>not having facial hair
>>5768844
fuck you you jealous hon
>>5768851
basically me
how do we escape mtfg forever
>>5768851
this picture makes me feel very confused
i dont know what kind of attraction im supposed to feel
>>5768863
you wish you had dfc like that
>>5768863
>>5768868
it's so interesting that a guy can still be so femmy that even facial doesn't detract
>>5768880
*facial hair
>>5768802
>penises
straight scum pls go reee
>>5768889
>Straight scum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS A NORMIE.
>>5768778
poopoo
peepee
Ded
>tfw no hrt for a month
>tfw it should've arrived already
>tfw can't get legit hrt yet
>tfw clingy bf
>>5768946
>tfw never have a bf
>>5768947
someday sheen ;~;
>>5768867
You're here forever
>BYE BYE
>>5768947
Men are disgusting savages but I guess it's no surprise since T is spooky.
>>5768958
assassination in 3...2...
>>5768964
But they do have really nice penises ;~;
>>5768964
that's what makes them attractive though, how savage and beastly and scary they are
and how easily they're tamed to be your personal pet
>>5768964
But men have boy smell and muscles and cum all over you
>>5768934
hi elanna welcome to the thread
>>5768958
Did he finally kick the bucket?
Whoo I'm home~
>tfw you're so thirsty you nearly orgasm just fantasizing about a guy
pls kill me
>look at pics of sexy actors with tripfriend
>say "omg that man is so fucking hot, LEMME GET THAT DICKKKKK"
>only say it tho
>no longer feel any physical arousal at all by the thought of anyone other than the girl i'm crushing on
???? but why?
>>5768972
But they pee from there.
>>5768973
>tfw angry, depressed and anxious without hrt
Why would anyone want T tbhon.
>>5767261
Lmao, what. I am on Cypro and that was never ever brought up to me when I got it.
I just said I was having trouble with Spiro and she just gave me the script for cypro. What the heck????
>>5768989
why are you waking up at 5 am
>>5768966
>>5768980
He put a crosshair on Juden today and said he's going to audit the Federal reserve if he wins.
Only a matter of time.
>>5768993
yep, he will suddenly have a car accident or a heart attack or plane crash or have an allergic reaction to bullets
>>5768992
Because i'm a normie and I couldn't sleep any longer.
Why are you awake at almost 6am, are you some kind of loser?
>>5768987
Raifu plssss
>>5768999
it's almost 7 am here, and yes, yes i am ;(
>>5768988
You're in love
>>5768990
apparently there used to be a sex offenders list or something that you would have to go on for cypro but they changed that so you don't need to anymore?
unrelated but my endo flat out said no when I asked for cypro today
>>5768844
I wish I had an excuse like that to hang out with the ftms, they seem like pretty okay dudes.
>>5769006
Let's cuddle.
I can be the big spoon since i'm full of testosterone and manliness.
>>5769009
Oh jeez, that kinda made me a bit anxious. I don't want to be on some weird deviant list, and that's a shame it's so much better than spiro imo.
I'm also hopefully getting my implant next week.
>>5768988
>eddie going gay
yeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssss
>>5768993
wait did he really say that? about when?
>>5768973
How did you do it Kiwi?
>>5768990
>Cypro
What is Cypro?
>>5769023
about time.
i cant wait for her to tell us who the lucky girl is.
>>5769028
h-how did i do what, get a bf?
i just got lucky i guess!
>>5769029
cyproterone acetate
Anyone want to switch?
8.5/10 cis female here. I would like to switch position with one of you for some excitement.
My problems are these
- Men are too easy
- I get can what I want whatever I want
- Money is not a problem, everyone wants to hire me and buy me free shit
- No effort needed in looking good; I'm a natural beauty who no matter how shitty I dress, people think it's cool and copy it as if it were a trend
- I look exactly like a typical good looking girl, on ads, fashion shows, google image search results for "beatiful woman" etc
It's dulling and I need some excitement.
>>5769018
s-sure
>I can be the big spoon
wew you really need e before you go crazy
>tfw edie will never fall in love with you
>ywn go on a date with edie while holding hands and telling her cute things
why live
>>5769026
It's not an out right announcement that he'll do it, but it's pretty clear that he thinks it's something that should be done.
Trump is out for blood, he wants revenge for 9/11 and he's going to stump the Jews.
>>5768989
Probably because cis men and trans men feel good on it and feel like shit when on estrogen, just like how we feel like shit on testosterone. Our bodies are just wired differently.
>>5769035
No, I'm a proud disgusting degenerate
>>5769032
Oh
I see
>>5768987
Go get a drink then nerd.
>>5769009
Did your endo give a reason why?
I could really use some sex right now. Or just some cuddling. Maybe just a hug. Any form of human interaction really..
tfw your gf helps you realize how attractive you actually are and makes you feel better about yourself
>>5769035
heres your (you)
>>5769042
NO KUPPY
you'll get a bf no problem cause you're qt
i had to get lucky ;~;
>>5769034
Ohh, okay this makes sense. I think Sheen misinterpreted it when she said you get put on a list if you take it. It's more that it's primary usage right now is for reducing sex drives in people already on lists.
>>5769045
apparently it increases water retention and depression in some people
>>5769036
Too late but maybe i'll get them this week? ;_;
Today maybe ;_________;
>>5769039
Wow it's like I have brain problems.
>>5769008
>>5769043
but i barely know her ;-;
>>5769023
;_;
i don't rly find other girls sexually attractive either. it's no one but her.
>>5769025
i always liked plaid i-idk
>>5769030
i'm not gonna tell anyone who it is unless she likes me too and we start dating t b h
>>5769042
Kiwi lives in one of the most populated cities in the world and is surrounded by millions of people daily.
Its easy for her.
>>5769055
You're in love pretty bad, it's cute.
>>5769044
>just go get a drink
>>5769035
If you're willing to do all the boring research and writing I still need to do in order to be finished with grad school, sure.
>>5769035
Why would I switch?
>amazingly stronger then most women
>can still get male privilege
>don't have to worry about fashion because I'm a boy
>can wear girl stuff and no one calls me out
>don't make 78 cents on the dollar
>>5769055
Please say its not someone from here. Please.
>>5769052
Okay, I can see why they might be reluctant to prescribe it.
>>5769055
edie is pan for ufufu
>>5769061
Just go up to your cutest coworker and be like "Ay yo lemme suck that"
>>5769055
>I don't rly find other girls sexually attractive
my girlfriend says that all the time bb gril, doesn't save her from being a total dyke
>>5769071
mtfg was just too much for her, soon edie is going full erpie
>>5768988
Cuz you're in love
Don't worry about it
>>5769050
Personality matters though
>>5769054
I mean, it's not politically correct to say it but yeah, being trans is basically having brain problems. (Not that there should be any shame in having brain problems, in any case, but I know merely having mental abnormalities is often seen that way. There used to be a similar shame about people developing cancers, actually.)
>>5769080
>personality
come on kuppy, you know i don't have one
>>5769089
>that's cause ur a strong alpha male
wow
just wow
how could you
wow
>>5769047
because you're a super cutie and you should know it :3
>>5769089
so she comes here every now and then, then?
>>5769089
Edie do you read the things you write? Because I don't see how you could have written the things you have about her and NOT be in love.
>>5769077
>doesn't save her from being a total dyke
Your not a dyke remember, you said your a boy. So technically shes straight.
>>5769089
It's even more cute how you keep denying it desu
Makes me think you are even more
>>5769091
kiwi you're a bitch
>>5769098
So what if you happen to fall for a genderfluid snowflake, does your orientation change every time they decide to change pronouns?
>>5769089
would you have sex with kayla if someone paid you a million dollars? top or bottom
>>5769089
>wHAT THE FUK I AM NOT
You do sound like you're crushing pretty hard, the way you talk about her is pretty telling. It's actually really cute.
;-;
tfw he was too large and hadn't prepared enough...
WTF I WASNT EXPECTING LARGER END OF THE SPECTRUM SO QUICKKKK
>>5769089
Hope things go well for you ^^
>>5769089
so who's your new crush, is it anna?
OOooOOh I'm so telllllling!
>>5769093
that's what faye says she is!! lmao
>>5769096
i'm not going to expand on that comment sry
>>5769097
>>5769112
>>5769117
i just like her and want to do things for her and hold her hand and stuff isn't that normal ???
>>5769102
s t o p omg
>>5769115
no
>>5769116
s-sorry
>>5769123
>i just like her and want to do things for her and hold her hand and stuff isn't that normal
b-but your both girls!
>>5769123
>falling in love with a transgirl, especially from here
really not worth it desu
>>5769123
>isn't that normal ???
Normal for someone you're crushing on
>>5769123
does she know about your penis? Has she asked to see it yet? Will you cream her pucci? what will you do if you get her preggo?! what would you name your child?! who would be the dad?! question!?
>>5769047
>>tfw your gf helps you realize how attractive you actually are and makes you feel better about yourself
>transitioning makes me feel better about myself
Oh god, am I one of those pathetic losers that transitions in order to be their own girlfriend?!
>>5769123
>i'm not going to expand on that comment sry
don't have to, you already answered
>>5769123
Yes... when in love
It's very cute how in denial you are about it though
>>5769131
>from here
you're not caught up are you
>>5769111
>genderfluid
Thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
Literally stefonkee-tier.
>>5769143
well not from here but she said she posts sometimes which requires at least some degree of mental illness
>>5769120
t-thanks ;-;
>>5769122
no, but anna knows who it is
>>5769130
idc
>>5769131
i didn't meet her here ok!
>>5769134
>>5769140
ya but i'm just crushing i'm not ~in love~ or w/e i have to win her over first and court her and buy her things and prove i'm good enough before i could dream of anything else idk
>>5769135
yes, no, idk, i'm sterile, idk, idk idkdidkkdidkdikdikod
>>5769136
>tfw no longer like other people
>tfw no longer want to date women because they're psychopathic whores
>don't want to date men because they're assholes
>don't really care for friends and not nearly as lonely as someone looking in would suspect
It's probably to end up that way, but I guess I'm alright with it. I'm the only person I can stand being around all day, even if I sleep 12 hours a day.
>>5769150
>anna knows who it is
I need to know where anna is right now!
>>5769150
is it anna? you're pan for anna?
>>5769150
Win her heart over
Good luck, Edie
>>5769123
its ok if I call myself that, you people can't call me those words ;-;
>>5769123
Yeah, that's totally normal..
..for someone you're crushing on
It's honestly even cuter because it's purely romantic feels.
>>5769116
Niceu, do you know what grades you'd be subbing for?
I'm doing OK, today was kinda slow tho ;~;
>>5769068
yeah and no annoying menses or wide hips or tiny woman muscles and ribcages...and...a-and...
>>5769150
it's anna isn't it?
>>5769150
it's maddie isn't it? you're meeting up with her soon
why does everyone wanna know the identity of the girl so bad omfg ;_;
>>5769174
i look like a man so edie can't very well go gay for me
>>5769178
You're being really cute about it
>>5769178
It's called curiosity, it's not a very bizarre or unusual thing.
>>5769178
You're the /mtfg/ idol/celebrity. I just hope you end up happy cause I figure it'll work out for ya ^^
>>5769178
so how many times have you kissed anna?
>>5769123
>i just like her and want to do things for her and hold her hand and stuff isn't that normal ???
"More than friends, and less than lovers, but more important."
>>5769178
Honestly I don't care that much, but the flustered posting is adorable as all hell
>>5769178
you bring it up so much
and its kinda cute
>>5769169
and the ability to have children, and to be completely loved by everyone for being perfect, and the softest thickest hair....
>>5769196
and huge milk cannons... wait
>>5769150
>idc
:3c
its really cute seeing you flustered about a girl
>tfw no gf
>>5769196
I don't know my hair's pretty thick and soft. Well, where it hasn't fallen out; thanks DHT.
>>5769196
or date men without your subconscious calling yourself a homo so you date women
>>5769210
do you have skype?
>>5769181
>>5769184
>>5769185
>>5769189
>>5769190
>>5769191
>>5769192
>>5769193
>>5769209
;__________________;
she already heard i was crushing on a girl because of someone else and idek if she knows yet or not and i don't wanna make it weird and idk if she would even like me a-and it's complicated and i haven't done anything right yet so i can't say who it is and i just idk i keep talking about it cause that's all i'm thinking about lately and i just want to talk about my feels cause idk what to do yet ok ;___; i have to ask her on a proper date and i have to get to know her and i have to buy her flowers and make her laugh and i-i have to win her affections so she will hold my hand and then maybe after awhile we will do lewd things if she thinks i'm worth it but WHO KNOWS SHE PROB WONT SO YA THAT'S MY FEELINGS RN AND THAT'S WHY I'M FLUSTERED OK she is very special and she's not just ANY other person and i don't just like girls she is different and deserves everything
>>5769212
>tfw your subconscious sometimes feels weird about being effectively straight with a man
>>5769216
You're fucking adorable
>>5769216
aww
Good luck Edie
I believe in you
>>5769216
you're a strong girl and you are a better person than you give yourself credit for.
work yourself up to it and tell her that you're crushing on her.
it will be okay.
>>5769228
>mfw
>>5769234
>>5769239
>>5769242
;----; t-thx
i love u all btw and idk i juST NEED ONE SHOT LIKe if she gave me a chance i would be the best girlfriend e v e r and she would be so happy she would be like 'damn bae ur da best i will never leave u' and i would be like U SMART, U LOYAL, I APPRECIATE THAT. but i have to make sure the timing is right so i'm just talking bout how i feel cause idk where else to do it and i've never felt this way about a girl before and i've NEVER had a crush on a trans girl EVER until now
>>5769213
No, sorry; maybe someday in the distant future when I'm okay enough with my voice and appearance. (Also I'd rather not risk being outed to everyone before I'm ready, I'm still fulltime boymode and only out to my parents and doctors at this point.)
>>5769257
i and everyone else in this thread mainly use skype to text chat if you make one. anyway i just was wondering because we're both phds and i wanted to chat but its nbd
>>5769219
I keep having to remind myself when I start crushing on a cute guy that the hormones aren't making me more gay, they're making me more straight. (Or more bi I guess, it's not like I've stopped liking girls, I'm just starting to like guys just as much.) I should have just been a femboy, at least then I wouldn't need to change pronouns and sexual orientation labels.
>>5769216
>that's all i'm thinking about
>i have to buy her flowers and make her laugh
>i have to win her affections so she will hold my hand
>she is very special and she's not just ANY other person
>she is different and deserves everything
You really are head over heels for her aren't you?
Seriously I cannot handle this amount of cuteness.
Just...aaaaaaaaaaa!
>>5769234
I hope it goes well, it sounds nerve wracking ;~;
>Come here looking for trans pics
>recieve anime
is it a requirement>?
>>5769280
why not both
>>5769280
no but anime made us this way
>>5769265
Oh, I didn't even know skype had text chat, that's fine; I'm going to bed soon so I won't set it up tonight, but I'll try to remember to make an account tomorrow if I have time.
>>5769286
pizza tho
>>5769294
very serious question, are you into mommy stuff?
>>5769296
its gr8 desu
>tfw life started out shitty
>youngest of all brothers
>constantly wish i was a girl growing up
>now 22
>almost out of college with STEM degree, job already set up
>have gr8 qt gf
>fit, lean and manly, total qt myself
>always seem to wonder if i'd be happier if I took hormones when I was young or if its just my depression kicking in wanting to escape
>>5769076
B-but he's made it clear we'll never do anything lewd because of man bits ;_;
He doesn't seem to mind softer flirting tho, which is nice. Doesn't quench the thirst though.
Hi girls, could one of you please tell me the name of the fetish where guys want to be seen as a girl? People with this will often transition but aren't ever happy with the result unless they look like kimber james.
I first saw it mentioned here but can't remember what it's called..