Gay General - Rules Edition

>worshipping a dead kike on a stick

*married

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Sweet dreams~

>tfw no neckbeard bf and his low self esteem to prey upon

whenever someone on grindr really annoys me i send an oldie to their house -- very funny!

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>>5422685
>Be kind and helpful to one another
YES!

>>5422698
I hope you die peacefully in your sleep!

>>5422700

John, you were raised properly.
There is no need to be cruel or mean to others.

John 13:34
"Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."

>>5422712
>John, you were raised properly.
Dude I know

>>5422699

H-hi

>>5422703

Matthew 5:22
But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable at judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire.

>>5422724
"I'm loving it"
-McDonald's

>>5422699
rugby is our resident neckbearded loser
even senpai can get nudes from him

>>5422733
hahaha he's so depressing. Can't do anything right -- complete loser!

>>5422723
Post face
>>5422733
k e k

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Anyone hungry

>>5422733
>>5422738

Ephesians 4:31-32
Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

>>5422723
post neckbeard.

Learn to love. Learn to forgive. And remember...five keeps a neighborhood alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqo0ccrNJEc

>>5422744
"This ass is tight"
-Satan, probably

>>5422738
ikr
>>5422739
lul
>>5422744
rugby is a bad bad bad person
t b h

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Are you actually Christian OP?
I dabble in the occult and knwo a fair bit about magick and Christianity. I have been going to church for about a year and read the bible daily.

>>5422754

Luke 6:27
“But I say to you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to those who have wronged you."

>>5422739
>>5422747

I have no neckbeard, just had me at low self esteem :^)

good night gaygen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plt-pTqnRoQ

>>5422774
In that case. Post tits fatty.

>>5422774
don't care
post face

>>5422740
>>5422764

John 8:44
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.


>>5422765
>I dabble in the occult and know a fair bit about magick
>I go to church


NO MAN CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS!

“When you come into the land which the LORD your God is giving you, you shall not learn to follow the abominations of those nations. There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or his daughter pass through the fire, or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist(channeler), or one who calls up the dead. For all who do these things are an abomination to the LORD…”
—Deuteronomy 18:9-12a

>>5422794
I picture this guy as some horrified middle aged pastor coming across this cesspool of a website

it makes it pretty entertaining

>>5422794
>NO MAN CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS!
He's trolling you m8.

>>5422794

"His name is my name too." - john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

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>>5422794
I can honestly do whatever I want tbqh.
I just like to be around spirituality and even my Christian buddies pray for me all the time but hell I would rather take those nondegenerates over hte many other shitty people ive met. I just love the occult and tbqh Christianity may as well be an occult interest.

>>5422800
Naw

>>5422799
It isn't.
It is a failed troll that his old gimmick was getting zero responses so he picked up the religious gimmick which I and many others have done before.
If you want to troll OP don't do the religious or the /pol/ thing. Right now the in style is causing wars between the bear "men" and the fembois.
Like i've said before 5am to 7am eastern is PRIME shitposting time with Hitler, Niq, Harmonist, Rugby, 5652, booger and others all lurking.


t. an autist with no life other than studying and professional shitposter

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Goodnight /gaygen/.


Ephesians 6:10-18

10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. 18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the Lord’s people.

>>5422794
>tfw no master to serve as his musclepup

>>5422821
Night christ-friend.

>>5422821

God, this brings back so many memories of sexy cartoons with Christians with their doe-eyes and pure white clothes.

>>5422825
>tfw no master to serve as his musclepup yet
ftfy

>>5422820

I believe I can help everyone here see the evilness of their ways and let them know about Jesus.

I realized before posting that many would pervert God's message, think I'm a troll, or pretend to be a satanist/whore or whatever but I'm okay with that.The evilness must come out for the repentance to happen. The seeds have already been planted and will grow in due time. Hopefully you all will bear good fruit when the harvest finally happens.

>>5422839
its hard to find worthy dom

also you should send that dick pic

>happy because great bf
>unhappy because money woes

Blehg I wish I could just see 6 months into the future

>>5422861
why don't you two do cam shows together. You can make a shit load of money

>>5422857
>its hard to find worthy dom
It can't be that hard can it? Every top is basically a dom in training.

>also you should send that dick pic
no u

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>>5422861
BF will leave you.
Money woes will continue.

That'll be $50, fortune telling don't come cheap.

>>5422864
>every top is a dom in training

eh yes and no, not all tops have the right mentality to be a dom.

>>5422826
when do you sleep? If tripfags are on 5-7 ET, when do you chaturbate with booger and rugby?

>>5422857
this dick pls

>>5422820

Spirituality, new age, energy healing, astral projection, lucid dreaming, reiki, tai chi, qigong, shamanism, tantra, Buddhist teachings, Hindu teachings, Yoga, Kundalini energy, tarot cards etc....it's all demonic bullshit at it's core I know first hand about all that crazy stuff and have many friends who got involved with various new age cults. Don't get sucked into that crap too far or you'll die in it.

>>5422870
what dick
post yours

>>5422870
>when do you chaturbate with booger and rugby?
I've never chatted with rugby.

Boog's been ignoring me for over a week, for reasons unknown.

>>5422820
>it is a failed troll that his old gimmick was getting zero responses

what was his old gimmick?

>>5422875
I want to see anns dick like you said
>>5422877
oh thats sad sorry. have you seen rugbys dick?

NO one wants to see any of your penises.

Stop being uncontrollable lustful idiots.

Revelation 16:15
“Blessed is the one who keeps his garments on and does not go about naked and be seen exposed!”

>>5422889
its a good dick

I have seen Rugs dick

>>5422889
>have you seen rugbys dick?
No. lol
And I'm not in any hurry too.

me mira mas me erra

>>5422907
no one cares shut the fuck up

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>>5422889
Just check he archives m8.

>>5422897
Thanks bb.

cant handle this amount of unexplainable dissatisfaction and sadness

I woudn't fuck Jesus. He'd be the kind hippie of guy. And never stays in the same place. I mean I like to travel, but not that much. And showing off your naked body into the cross? att whore

>>5422872
What do you mean die in it?

>>5422925
i wanna be your gf

>>5422953
gf? or bf? lol

>>5422959
you could call me whatever you want to but gf is cuter :)

how much would you charge to do a cam show? Or to do irl 'modeling'? whould you say it's ok to do that if you have bf? would you tell them even if it's not really sex? it could be a lot of money.

>tfw someone has a crush on me here but I don't know how to contact them

>>5422961
I like the way you think, anon.

Post butt, so I can tell if you're gf material.

>>5422962
I'd def tell the bf first, to see how he feels. Hiding it sounds like a bad idea.

>>5422967
Just leave your contact info, and hope they get ahold of you.

>>5422971
>>5422974
its like you're the host of Love Line

>>5422981
I'm a sucker for trying to help people. lol

>find qt boy on grinder
>go on a couple of dates
>seems nice, but not quite my cup of tea (still cute, however)
>loose contact, not too worried
>get on with life
>months later
>boy moves in next door

I can't see myself in a relationship with him, but I'd still fuck him. Although, I feel that that my actions could be misconstrued and he could end up sour.

What would /gg/ do?

>>5422974
do you think it's cheating if you frott or maybe at least head?
>>5422967
who is it? they can't know if they don't know lol

>>5422997
My general rule of thumb would be: Would it make you feel awkward to know that your bf did that with his ex?

Even something you feel is platonic, like going over to a friends house for platonic Netflix and chill, can be cheating.

Just be honest with your bf.

>>5423007
Ann comin' in with the good advice

>tfw no AnnSkellington bf to use common sense to make it a great relationship

...

>tfw no AnnSkellington bf to sit n spin on

>>5423029
>Ann comin' in with the good advice
Wisdom comes with age. One of the bonuses of being an oldfag.

>tfw no AnnSkellington bf to sit n spin on
>yet
Gotta stay optimistic anon. lol

>>5422685
This has been the only year in the past 8 years that I have been single. I've never been happier.

>>5423029
yay it's good he's using common sense now but how much do i charge to jerk off in front of old fags?
>>5423035
how much would you charge i know you said doing shows is your dream job?

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>tfw I missed out on discussing with a fellow Christfag

>>5423048
were you with the same person the other years?

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>>5423065
Pretty close to my dream job. To be honest, I have no idea.

I've heard of people charging between 50, and on the very high end 300 for solo cam sessions.

>>5423082
>fucking whores

>>5422967
[email protected]
Taking a shot. Make it good.

>tfw always fantasized about being fucked in the ass
>tfw anal has always been #1 fetish
>tfw I actually try it, it does nothing for me and I just go back to regular jacking off

I have plenty of lube, what am I doing wrong?

>>5423105
tell me who he is I'm SO curious

>>5423108
Train yourself a bit with a dildo or prostate massager. I hear it takes practice to actually achieve anal orgasm.

>>5422934
You can handle it. You are now. Reckon an explanation and go from there. We're pulling for you faggot

>>5423105
What
It isn't you whoever you are.

>>5423127
how can you tell?

>>5423108
how did you first time feel? Did you not receive pleasure from it at all?

>>5423131
Because I am an autistic piece of shit who notices these things. They have a distinct cute way of talking. You just talk like a normal anon.

>>5423133
I've tried a few times. Mostly with fingers, and a few other times with soft, retractable, and properly covered items. Fingers often tire out before I can get them too deep.

Didn't feel a damn thing other than the feeling that something was in my ass. Am I supposed to feel where the prostate is?

>>5423076
Nope. I've had like 5 bfs in that time

>>5423137
I wasn't the one who sent you the email address, I was curious how you could tell from just that post

Do you still even see this person post?

>>5423148
You're paranoid Blondie.
It's literally just pattern recognition.
The same people come here every night.

After a while you notice nuances in the way they speak.

>>5422993
Tell him the truth.

>>5423153
FUCKING

UGH that makes me so ANGRY that you can do that

>>5423148
>>5423156

Just promise me you'll only use this power for good, anon. Please.

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>>5423137

>>5423159
It's not really a power it's just noticing how people talk and knowing their personalities.

>>5423159
>>5423153
Linked the wrong post

>>5423143
the first few times you do get the feeling of being full yeah. its still foreign to you so it'll take a little time to relax. i know my first time i was like
>omg its happening and it hurts
it gets way more enjoyable anon, you just need to stick with it.

>am i supposed to feel where the prostate is
if you want to milk yourself than yeah. it really depends on the angle and how you're being fucked.

>>5423145
and none of those five guys were able to make you as happy as you are now?

>>5423162
what taits flag me as Blondie, out of curiosity

>>5423153
I get that
You do notice shit after a while with the anons like feel good and stuff

Man I just want to see these two canons get together,

>>5422685

>Be kind and helpful to one another.
>Be kind and helpful to one another.
>Be kind and helpful to one another.

Looks like just the thread for me! :^)

>>5423167
If I tell them than you would change them.
I have a very distinct way of speaking also and so does everyone on here.
The way they reply to things every little nuance. How much response they reply with.

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>>5423167
Short.

>>5423176
t b h I probably couldn't change them if I tried

and even if I could you'd probably figure me out eventually. I'm very curious about this.

>>5423177
bogan skelly

>tfw you miss your ex because you saw him tonight with his new bf

>>5423200
desu

>>5423200
>tfw you miss your bf because you lost your internet data and your bf is a stranger you never met irl

>>5423267
Fuck off slut

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>>5423184
Got a problem, cunt?

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>>5423267
>Having online strangers as boyfriends

>>5423267
>you will never walk down the street and see brave heterosexual woman attempting to pass by
>You will never grab her and make her come to your place
>You will never rape brave heterosexual woman and cut her arteries out
>You will never pour salt and lemon juice inside her wounds while fucking wound
>you will never cum on her face and tie her up with concrete bricks and throw her into the ocean
>you will never drive off into the sunset and go home and watch gundam proud of yourself

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>>5423301
this all sounds cool besides one thing
>fucking women

>>5423323
Trust me I didn't enjoy it

I preferred the cigarette after it was all over

>>5423200
>Ex was a complete asshole
>Still love him and miss they way he joked
>know that if i got back with him it would be the worse thing ever
Shit hurts man.

>>5423341
>tfw ex was the best guy I've ever met and now I'm dead inside

>>5423343
How so mate?

>>5423343
>never have a relationship
>never miss my ex

Checkmate.

>>5423347
I want to stick my penis inside of you

>>5423347
>implying you don't feel alone due to it being Christmas and not having anyone to cuddle to sleep after you have stuffed your belly with heaps of food.

>>5423346
I was more smitten than he was. Shit happens.

>>5423347
Sounds kinda lonely desu.

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>>5423343
Don't kill yourself!

>>5423349
So cute
>>5423350
>implying i'm not always drowning in crippling loneliness
Ha
Checkmate

What's a good board to obsessivly autistically shitpost on?

Something like lgbt with no moderation.

One that doesn't like shitposting on it either.

Cooking?

I've been trashing lgbt for about 6 months and im bored of it.

Literally

>>5423358
Sounds sarcastic. I never take anything you say as honest.

>>5423363
>trashing

I dont think anyone noticed

>>5423370
Niq.
What type of men do you like?

Say chubby muscular hairy men.

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>>5423369
Why's that?

>>5423373
Really depends on an individual basis, i think different 'types' can be attractive depending on their features

I dont really have one specific type

>>5423357
Ahh shit that sucks mate.
>>5423363
Go onto one of the /vg/ or /sp/ their pretty much just to shitpost on

>>5423375
You're really hot.
Just letting you know.

>>5423377
Thx anonymous stranger

>>5423374
It sounds like your saying everything through some shit eating grin. Also I doubt you'd be negatively affected by my death.

>>5423376
>shit sucks
I'm getting over it.

>/vg/
This. Those guys are autistic as fuck.

>>5423376
>vg

Yeah I've been kicked out of two generals there. Looking for another general to fuck up there. Sp has a general that a tripfag from another general goes onto so I trash him over there and another general. Sp isnt fun to mess up though.

>>5423381
I'd be negatively effected by your death, harmonist-senpai

>>5423384
/hsg/ will take any bait you throw at them if it's relevant to the game or it's online streamers. Call someone a shieldbearer and watch the sparks fly.

>>5423385
So there's hope for me yet?

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>>5423381
I don't have a shit eating grin, my smile is usually just a slight smirk. The sadness in your eyes really hits me, I want you to be happy!

>>5423394
Woops trip off me!

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>>5423394
>>5423395
Scandalous.

>>5423392
Why do you have such an obsession with my eyes? Are they really that depressing looking?

>>5423394
>>5423395
>Senpai confirmed for shitposting troll
No namefags from what I remember. Plenty of anime avatar fags though.

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>>5423399
I think it's the massive eye bags and dark circles, along with your smile. It's the smile of a man who only smiles so others don't worry.
Are you happy with the people around you?
Do you have a life, or are you just living?

>>5423420
>I think it's the massive eye bags and dark circles
No bully. I don't get optimal amounts of sleep. Even when I was unemployed and sleeping for 12+ hours everyday they never went away.

>Are you happy with the people around you?
Yeah my friends are pretty cool desu.

>Do you have a life, or are you just living?
If working all day then sitting in the dark on my own playing children's card games counts as a life then sure.

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>>5423427
Well..you do you, gurl.

I have to take a shower, since I was playing in the rain earlier.

>>5423398
>tfw I've danced to that song countless times at heaven

>>5423434
>playing in the rain
How old are you?

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When you see a MtF transition timeline and they used to be really fucking hot. Like good for them finding happiness and shit, but like all that beauty gone to waste

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>>5423475
21.

>>5423478
>good for them finding happiness
kek

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if someone was cloned after they died and that clone had all of their memories, it would be sort of like an echo. they'd act and react to things just like the deceased would but they wouldn't be the deceased... sounds frightening. like what if when i die they clone me and torture my clone for information or like that becomes a tactic when it comes to interrogation. what if someone raped my clone. i wouldn't experience any of it but it would basically be me in every way. fuck. maybe clones like this will help people with grieving. what if clones of athletes during their prime (and incapable of aging) are used for entertainment by playing against each other in "what if" or fan-desired fantasy games. porn star clones forced into brothels... humanity's greatest minds producing theories or art over and over endlessly.

fuck i have to do to work soon. ;~; this shit is fucking me up though.

>>5423488
>like what if when i die they clone me and torture my clone for information or like that becomes a tactic when it comes to interrogation. what if someone raped my clone. i wouldn't experience any of it but it would basically be me in every way.
Who gives a shit you're dead.

>>5423490
you're assuming death means i wouldn't be conscience of events past my death.
you don't know if that's absolute fact. no one does.

>>5423496
>death means i wouldn't be conscience of events past my death.
Lets assume you remain conscious of events after death.
You'll see a clone of you being tortured, raped and murdered.
Sucks to be him but it's not you.

>>5423500
yooooo it's 6am here and i just got up. don't get cocky with me m8, and it would suck for that clone. though it would also suck for me because i'm watching someone do awful things to something that is, in all ways but a few, me.
shit would fuck me up i'm pretty sure.

>>5423506
>yooooo it's 6am here and i just got up. don't get cocky with me m8, and it would suck for that clone.
All I could read was "get up", "cock" and "suck".
>it would also suck for me because i'm watching someone do awful things to something that is, in all ways but a few, me.
Yeah but you're like dead.
Death is that part in life where you don't have to give a shit about anything anymore.
So why would you still give shits in the afterlife?

all I want for Christmas is a bf

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>>5423535

me toooooo

>>5423535
all I want for christmas is enough clonazepam so I can sue icide

>>5423535
I want to be social, ripped, rich and beautiful.

>>5422820
>5am to 7am eastern is PRIME shitposting time with Hitler
>7:58
sorry I'm late, stayed at work longer than usual

>kissless ogre friend scores an 8/10 trap
>best i can get is public toilets and thirsty neckbeards

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>>5423587
Post kissless ogre friend, I bet he's a qt.

>>5423593
How are you this morning, bully-kun?

>>5423593
I know a girl that knows Haavard.

>>5423593
his face is deformed due to a gene from his mother, his sister has the same look and id rather not shame them

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>>5423602
>I'd rather not shame them
you literally just called your friend a kissless ogre.
you might as well give us proof.

>>5423587
You sound kind salty anon. Why can't you just be happy for your bro?

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>>5423599
Satisfactory. Winding down for bed, since I have stuff to do

>>5423601
>>5423602
That's nice.

>>5423608
She's home for the holidays, so I can ask her if she's had any more work with him when I meet up with her.

Guys wearing stockings are the best. Seriously. Hottest goddamn thing on the planet.

>>5423624
Gross

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>>5423611
>so I can ask her if she's had any more work with him
She works with him?
From what I've seen of his family, they don't look deformed or anything. A little weird, but still normal.

>>5423631
You're mixing up posts, my posts are >>5423611
>>5423601
I'm the one that knows a girl that works with Haavard.

This post >>5423602 is the guy with the ogre friend you asked for a picture of.

>>5423628
Nah man. If a bottom wears stockings for me, I'm gonna wreck them so hard they'd need a wheelchair.

>>5423645
it's hotter when the top wears stockings tbqh

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>>5423639
Okay, I was really confused as to how his sister would work with him.

>>5423624
What, like sheer stockings?
So long as they don't look like a tranny, that juxtaposition can be hot.

>>5423631
Probably the best picture you've posted of him.

>>5423624
>>5423645
Gross

>>5423647
Super gross

>>5423651
Like any kind of stockings. I love stuff that accentuates legs.
>>5423647
Nah

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>>5423652
What's the problem with a man in a nice suit in knee highs and garters giving you the ol' in and out, or giving him the ol' in and out?

>>5423670

i like his christmassy jock
's cute

>>5423670
I actually threw up a little.

>>5423652
Whaaat. Bully posted this picture of headshot with just black tee, a thin necklace and a neutral expression.

It had nothing weird about it. It was way better than that escalator pic tbqh.

>>5423675
Hmm I might have missed that one then.

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>>5423674
>>5423659
This really just cements that gay men have no fashion taste at all. Do you even italian shoes?

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>>5423659
Mmm, rugby socks are nicer.
I don't think I have a fetish for any particular clothing, but I hate when they're wearing some kind of uniform/costume in porn and they strip it all off 5 minutes into the scene.

>>5423652
He's really not that weird looking tbqh, especially compared to some female models.
I think it's mostly styling.

>>5423687
Other guys wearing my football jersey is another huge kink of mine. Hot as fuck.

>>5423684
>Italian shoes

Bitch I'm British I don't want any of that pleb Italian stuff.

>>5423697

fuck off + die
you cringey motherfucker

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>>5423690
https://youtu.be/s1VfATaXJsY?t=21s

Instantly reminded of this.

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>>5423690
I'll wear your jersey if you wear this.

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>>5423704
:^)

>>5423716
Lewd

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Okay.

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>at gym
>see a guy who is younger, taller, stronger and cuter than me
>mfw

why even try?

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>>5423732
>Meet guy at uni
>He's 6'4, with thick facial hair and v handsome
>Born in 1997
Feels weird as fuck.

>>5423739
facial hair... you?

>>5423732

You're there to improve yourself anon, not compare yourself to others. Keep at it, you'll feel worse if you give up.

>>5423732
there's no reason to try, just give up and let the beautiful ones rule the earth as they have done and will keep on doing.

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>>5423743
What?

>>5423739
How old are you?

>>5423778
>>5423479

>>5423778
He is twenty one.

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>>5423535
All I want for Christmas is Santa

>get turned on by women
>don't want to fuck them
>don't get turned on by men
>want to fuck/get fucked hard by them
I don't know what I am

>>5423785
if you want to get fucked and fuck men, you ARE getting turned on by them. is this what schizophrenia feels like?

>tfw spent most of last night cuddling and fooling around with qt

>>5423799
>tfw spent most of last night jerking off

>>5423785
Biscum in denial?

Like, how are you wanting to fuck men if your dick doesn't get hard because of them.

Similar, how do you not want to fuck women if your dick gets hard because of them?

Have you even tried both things?

>>5423785
A slut. Next question.

>>5423806
the old men are only turned on if they get hard meme

>>5423781
>>5423782
Oh, whoops
thanks

>>5423739
I guess if you're more into masc guys it would seem odd if a guy is younger and far more masculine than you
But for me age isn't a huge deal as long as they're mature.
Then again, I'm only into twinks

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>>5423816
>far more masculine than you
How dare you.

>>5423818
Why does it matter if he is qt? Go to him bully-kun.

>>5423804
Actually it was mostly oral and some frotting. He used his fingers once, though. Dunno if that counts.

Honestly, we were kind of making up for lost time. It's a long, complicated story, but basically I thought he was sending mixed signals and he thought we were dating and just going really slow. Neither of us are very experienced and he's kind of awkward, so I guess that's why.

It was cute, though. Apparently he had been doing research on the internet about how to do some of these things.

>>5423806
I don't know. I have fucked a girl before but I didn't like it. Haven't done anything with men though. Like I check out women all the time but never men. I don't know what's attractive about them

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>>5423822
No thanks.
He has a gf, and it becomes quite apparent that he's an 18 year old when you start talking to him.
I'm going to try get through next year without letting myself fall in love with straight qts in my classes. It's depressing. Soon I'll end up completely broken, like you.

>>5423810
Is being a slut a mental attitude or a something determined by action only?

>>5423830
you're such a snarky cunt. I like you.

>>5423825
Well then you maybe just like feminine features, but are not attracted to women as a sex.

Seems like you're not Biscum, just into femininity in men. What do you think about effeminate boys/men?

>>5423830
Ending up completely broken imply it hasn't already happened

>>5423844
Check yer grammar, matey. Ye sodding cunt.

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>>5423830
>That sneaky jab at the end

I expect nothing less.

>>5423824
The Internet is a powerful tool, anon. I don't know wtf I would have done without it when I was young, stupid and trying to figure out if I was gay or not.

>>5423851
probably you would've been much happier and healthier.

lol...
>>>/b/658600000

>>5423846
Bleh. I'm playing bloodborne so my brain is frayed

>>5423858

>browsing /b/ past the age of 15
what are you doing
stop

>>5423842
They're like the only males I actually check out. Nice big butts and hips but I always feel like a pedophile since they look so young

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>>5423851
I didn't even need to figure it out, it was v obvious that I only had eyes for Goku when he was tearing up Sailor Moon's girlpussy in my brother's hentai collection.

>>5423850
Please, don't drink any cleaning products!

>>5423844
Not quite yet, tater tot.

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>>5423863
yeah that's usually how paedos start paedoing

seek professional help asap

>>5423860
>Bloodbourne

Oh god you're one of those guys.

>>5423862
pls don't /b/shame me

>>5423865
But bleach is my favourite!

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>>5423863

how do you feel about powerlifters?

>Go to bed, spoon with qt 3.14
>Most restful sleep I've had in months
>Wake up
>realize I'm spooning a pile of blankets and pillows

Well it was nice while it lasted. lol

>>5423863
Being attracted to youth does not make you a pedo. Being attracted to mentally unripened preteens does.

But I doubt 12-15 year olds get your dick hard.... right?

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Okay. So hypothetically speaking, how would you flirt with someone qt at the gym?

pls respond asap

>>5423865
You say that
>>5423867
>On no, he's retarded.gif
Would've have worked better
Also I just enjoy them they're hard games with a nice atmosphere
>>5423875
I didn't give you permission to dream about me Ann

>>5423878
pull down your pants and show him the goods.

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>>5423879

stop posting

>>5423873
I'm only attracted to them in my hardcore sub fantasies.
>>5423876
Of course not but I'm so bad at judging ages that feel like one regardless

>>5423879
There's nothing wrong with the game. It's just everyone I've ever met who's played Dark Souls won't shut the fuck up about it.

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>>5423878
Don't come on too strong, just subtly envelop their dick with your rectum.
They might not notice for the first few attempts, but eventually they'll recognize your interest.

Then ask them out for coffee.

>>5423878
be naked in the locker room for an unnecessary amount of time. If you catch them looking at you, make eye contact, smile, and then walk to the showers. 9 out of 10 gays will follow you there, you being the 10th one.

>>5423856
I have a great boyfriend so I'm already pretty happy now.

>>5423865
According to everyone that knew me, it was obvious to them that I was gay as fuck. I was just dumb/somewhat in denial/confused because I didn't fit the stereotype.

I remember my friends showing me hentai and I was just kind of wondering to myself "Shouldn't I be looking at the girl?"

I used to do all kinds of super gay shit and I had no idea.

had a nightmare last-night where everyone i met was calling me a faggot freak and spitting at me and generally being homophobic
pretty scary shit i did not wake up in a good mood

>>5423900

internalised desu

>>5423900
That wasn't a dream. That's real life.

>>5423900
Welcome to reality.

>>5423873
I don't usually go for big guys, but that ass is incredible.

>>5423878
I wouldn"t. You're there to lift, not cruise for bussy.. maybe just ask him for a spot, and see where it goes from there.

>>5423879
lol

>>5423896
No one believes me when I say I'm gay, they just laugh in my face and my closets friends gives me long reasons for why I can't be gay. It's getting pretty annoying.

>>5423900

Repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

>>5423909

i did that and he was really nice and even gave me form pointers but then he went back to his squats

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>mfw my instagram husbando deleted his account

even my imaginary boyfriends leave me ;_;

>>5423910
>my closets friends gives me long reasons for why I can't be gay.
Why not disprove their claims by sucking their cocks on the spot?
That usually does the trick.

>>5423900
>Not being able to control your dreams at will
Pleb

>>5423903
>>5423904
>>5423907
kek

>>5423896
>I have a great boyfriend
Reeeeeeee
>>5423900
Start lifting, so you can beat up homophones.

>>5423917
Why would I suck cocks, and even if I did suck cocks why would I suck cocks of unattractive people?

>>5423910
I cam out to my co-workers yesterday.
>Oh, you're so funny Ann
>I'm serious
>Hahaha! What a joker!

>>5423912
Are you sure he likes dues? He might just be a nice guy.

>>5423922

>why would i suck cocks

ok but for real you might not be gay

>>5423919
>homophones.
>>5423926
>dues

Why is life so hard?

>>5423922
>doesn't suck cock
Get out breeder scum.

>>5423926

well therein is the rub.
i dont know anything about him, let alone his sexuality. if i knew if he was gay i would be a lot more confident i think

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>my "bf" comes over for weekend
>everything fine
>time passes by
>its Sunday night
>im pretty sad bcs he soon'll be gone
>fast forward Monday
>bye bye
>deep inside feel so sad I almost cry
>next meeting is at best 2 weeks from now
Why even live /gg/

>>5423927
>>5423930
>implying all gays suck cocks
kek

>>5423926
Dang. Did they not mention it afterwards? And didn't you insist?

>>5423932
why "bf"
is he not your bf?

>>5423933
>gay
>doesn't suck cock
Get out

>>5423926

hire a femboy on craigslist, dress him up in panties and take him to work on a leash.

its the only way

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>>5423900
>still having wet dreams

>>5423937
ldidn't know there were laws for being gay.

>>5423936
Not sure how to call him, we talk everyday, cuddle, fuck but i wouldnt call him my bf neither he would. We know eachother for a month or so

>>5423941
>l didn't know there were laws for being gay.
Now you know.

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>>5423942
Sounds like a fwb.

>>5423942

sounds like a bf to me.

how did you meet?

>>5423903
yeah basically
must be more insecure about my sexuality than i thought for my psyche to create scenarios like that
>>5423904
>>5423907
actually currently is irl in majority of countries across the world, and until very recently in the more developed nations too
were very lucky
>>5423918
barely ever dream so i dont get much practice
>>5423919
>implying i need muscle mass when i am trained in deadly street combat
>>5423940
lel

>>5423944
why are you so hooked on sucking dick? I mean, getting your dick sucked is nice but never felt the slightest need to suck myself.

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>tfw Lotus is leaving /fit/ at the end of the year

noooooo....

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>>5423949

>>5423945
Maybe, we both enjoy ourselves a lot
>>5423946
Dating site

>>5423947
>and until very recently in the more developed nations too
Still happens. Everything is just covered by a thin veil of "acceptance", and with the influx of muslim immigrants that veil is gonna be torn apart.

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>>5423948
not him but i fantasize about sucking dick on the reg

dicks are warm and cuddleable, letting someone rub their dick all over your face is the best thing ever. burying your face in someones crotch is amazing obviously with all the musk, and the psychological aspect is nice too because its kind of a dom/sub type thing. also tickling the frenulum with your tongue and making them moan is one of the most amazing feelings.

i woukd go on, but i literally just gave myself a boner

>>5423948
>why are you so hooked on sucking dick?
Satanic heritage.
Because all gays are children of Satan, and desire to suck out the souls of confused breeders through their penis.

Which proves you're a disgusting breeder.

>>5423931
I'd just try and talk a bit more desu. It would be awkward as fuck if you make a move and he's straight.
>>5423935
Not yet. I'm not to worried about it though. I might be more concerned if I had any qt male coworkers.
>>5423939
I definitely want ti bring my bf to the next staff party
>tfw no bf

>>5423955
yeah I don't care about any of that.

>>5423959
I have no sexual attraction towards women and never slept with a woman either only guys.

>>5423955
>i woukd go on, but i literally just gave myself a boner
Seems like a good reason to keep going to me. lol

>>5423965
You're just pretending.

>>5423886
I only said that because I was playing the game mind wasn't totally focused on Gramm like
>>5423909
>Irish s-s-s it's it's n-not tr-true, uguu
Is what you meant to say

>>5423968
Pretending what?

>>5423963
Well if you don't care then that's great. It doesn't seem to be a huge deal to most of them if they just snicker at it.

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>>5423955
>dicks are warm and cuddleable, letting someone rub their dick all over your face is the best thing ever. burying your face in someones crotch is amazing obviously with all the musk, and the psychological aspect is nice too because its kind of a dom/sub type thing. also tickling the frenulum with your tongue and making them moan is one of the most amazing feelings.

YES

>>5423973
To be gay.
You're just one of those people who're like "hurr I can't get women I'm gonna date only men from now on".

>>5423955
>no qt to fall asleep nuzzling my crotch.

>>5423972
Irish s-s-s it's it's n-not tr-true.
I-i certainly didn't dream of flying out to Ireland to be with you, if that's what you're thinking.
I-i'd never fantasize about fucking you for hours on end, before passing out in a heap and spooning until we get up and cuddle while watching the sunrise.

>>5423979
What. That's now how it works. Not him, but you're a retard if you think anyone who doesn't like certain sexual practices isn't attracted to a certain sex.

Meme on, faggot.

>>5423984
Fuck off.
Cock is God's greatest gift to man and if you can't enjoy one you're not gay.
QED

>>5423987
Jfc you're one of the reasons why nobody likes us.

When you guys talk about musk, do you mean the odor of dried up piss around their penis head and their sweaty unwashed balls? That's all I ever smelled on a guy if he didn't shower before hand and it wasn't that pleasant desu.

Sometimes a dick might taste slightly fishy or astringent (usually uncut guys) but if a guy is clean his penis and balls don't taste like much until he pre-cums and shoots a load on your tongue. Cum always taste different.

As for ass, it doesn't taste like anything unless his ass is unwashed and you taste the stains on his cheeks that he didn't wipe off well.

Overall you guys are delusional about the unpleasant scents or the unscented taste of a man and it's weird.

>>5423982
Well Fuck, you said it not me
It's not like I'd like that sort of thing

>>5423987
reported for god talk

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>>5423979
I've never had any interest in woman or tried being with them. I'm not interested in dating men, I just fuck them and go that's what most guys on the sites here wants anyway.

>>5423992
Reported for saying reported :^)

>>5423989
>you're one of the reasons why nobody likes us.
I'm not that important.

>>5423990
>I don't like it so you're all delusional

some light musk is great. And yes, I've smelled it.

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>>5423998
reported for reporting a reported post
>>5423999

>>5424000
Sorry, you embody one of the reasons why nobody likes us.

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>>5423990

My italian bf smells and taste like spaghetti and meatballs.

>>5424006
more like parmesan dick cheese

>>5424008
>not liking the smell of smegma

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>>5424008

I prefer goat cheese.

>>5424005
>you embody one of the reasons why nobody likes us.
I know I'm xenophobic with a severe aversion of everything and everyone religious and that I'm just as extreme as the ones who hate us, but so is the average person.

>>5424020
goat cheese is literally the best

new thread:
>>5423999
>>5423999
>>5423999

>>5423535

Did someone say