Gay General: OP Nevar Delivers Edition

>>5417531
>finally

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Remember to treat your fellow gg sisters with love and respect!

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>>5417539
kill yourself

What's /gg/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSbRZLrQOqo

>>5417490

It's a pun, goofus.

>>5417502

It's a playful take on a common metaphor, gallant.

How many miles must a man walk down,
Before you can call him a man?
And how many times must a man squat down,
Before his butt is finally sweet?

>>5417553
>It's a pun, goofus.
YOu might have to explain it to me. I don't think puns work the way you think they do.

>>5417561
>How many miles must a man walk down,
42

>>5417561
All we are is dust in the wind so don't worry, be happy because if you try, you just might find you get what you need. Also, give peace a chance. And this:
>>5417566
>42

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>Try to post on my phone using my data because wifi sucks
>Tells me I'm banned
>Look up reason and post
>It's for ban evasion
>Its a post on r9k
>A Tomoko reaction pic with >tfw no bf post

What a sad, gay city I live in

>>5417566

"Dicksucks" sounds/looks like "discuss."
It's not very complicated.

>>5417566
Deep thought.

>>5417585
More of a spoonerism really.

>>5417592

Like you know anything about spooning.

>>5417596
He goes again. What ferocity.

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>>5417596

>>5417585
Are you, by chance an ausfag or britbong? If so, most Americans don't really know about or do rhyming slang. If not, it was a bit a stretch for that bad pun.
>most Americans... not sure if Canadians do the rhyming slang thing.

>>5417604

Well, yes, upon close inspection it's pretty tacky, isn't it! It wasn't crafted with the intense scrotiny of my peers in mind.

>>5417596
U wot m8? I'll spoon the fuck out of u, swear on me mum.

>>5417598
lel. Did you make that right now? Or did you have it saved?

>>5417598
top kek

I'm sorry Ann bb but it will never not be funny

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>>5417553
>>5417566
Well, all I heard was that I'm gallant. So this was a just and accurate exchange. Thank you kindly.

>>5417622

Yeah I have a whole folder of curved things just for you ;3

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Red is attractive with those dreads.

>>5417633

Sad furry pls

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>>5417629
Don't worry. I think it's pretty funny too.

>>5417632
I don't believe. Post screencap.

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>>5417639
Well it is true.

>>5417650
dreads are awful, especially on white guys

>>5417644

Post butthole first

>>5417654
He doesn't look that white.

>>5417644
Is your dick curved or what?

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>>5417617
>scrotiny
please. stop.

>>5417657
well they're still awful

>>5417658
It's a corkscrew

>>5417678
I can't seem to imagine that

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>>5417674
For you.

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>>5417685
If you're summoning the Quake Dick, I think you'll see it rendered shortly. Well, soon.

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>>5417685

>>5417696
Does, like, everybody have a picture of Ann's dick except for me or what?

This situation is getting strange.

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>>5417701
Hahahaha! That's the best one I've seen yet.

>>5417706
How tf does that even work in flesh? This is impossible to picture.

>>5417703
It does two shows a day. But you're more likely to see it mingle with the fans after the matinee performance.

>>5417701
>"Oh that AnnSkellington... he's such a boar!"

>>5417585
now dude, THAT'S how you do a pun.
>ty and g'night

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>>5417712
Uhh, y-yeah. Totally. Haha.

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>>5417706
How dare you.

>>5417688
why?

>>5417719
>THAT'S how you do a pun.
Now you're just hamming it up.

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>>5417729

>tfw coming home from another fantastic date with my bf

:3

>>5417727
It's mine now bully-kun.

>>5417737
My apologies. I might have gone a bit hog wild with that one.

>>5417742
Uuugh, you lucky nigger.
Gib details. Did you fug?

>>5417742
bastard

>tfw no bf to have lazy Saturday with

>>5417748
No fugging yet

We are perfectly happy teasing the fuck out of one another. One of us will break first

>>5417742

Greentext everything

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>>5417744
You're mine, so what's yours is mine.
Go snort some gainer, Christmas is approaching.

>>5417753
that sounds like hell t b h

though maybe that's because it reminds me too much of this thing I had in high school where I would play gay chicken with a guy I was in choir with and he kissed me on the cheek once and we held hands a couple of times but I'm autistic so I could never tell if this was just a thing the straight jocks did or if he really wanted to fugg so nothing really ever happened until he and his friend started pulling mean "pranks" on me and I got fed up and cut him out of my life entirely and then three years later he got arrested for having sex with a 17 year old girl and filming it because he's a moron

and that's the story of my only actual gay experience, the end

>>5417667

You weren't even supposed to notice that. This is on you.

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>>5417729
COMEDY!

>>5417761
Hey, pal.

>>5417761

Did somebody

>>5417761
>You're mine,
If you liked it you should have put a ring on it.
>>5417767
>and that's the story of my only actual gay experience, the end
That's so very sad.

>>5417767
That is sad. Enjoy college? You can be very gay in college. I hear.

>>5417776
When I went to a college full of gays I didn't have the self confidence to do anything about it, then I transferred to an engineering school where the only gay guys I know of are ugly weirdo nerds (one's a brony + furry who wears a tail to class ffs)

Oh well, one semester then hopefully I can find a job in a big city somewhere and find a cute bf

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>>5417767
and just think, your pure homo love could've saved him from a life of degeneracy.

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>>5417776
Stop typing, it burns too many calories. The whole Fatanon family will be down for Christmas, and I don't want to disappoint them with a dissatisfying meal.

>>5417773
Don't pick that tone with me, missy.

>>5417775
Post Vocaroo.

>>5417792
>actually, you probably would've ended up as much as a victim as that 17yr old girl did.
things prb wrked out for the best... and you'll find bf soon enough

>>5417797
he's 2 years younger than me so probably not haha

but it did work out for the best, the dude's a fucking moron.

>>5417793
>wanting to eat a fat
>not encouraging massages for well marbled meat.
It's like you've never had long pork before.

>>5417797
>>5417801

oh you're talking about the video

I'm too self conscious for that I'd never let that shit fly

There are a lot of fags in here

>>5417808
that's weird, that never happens

>>5417810
Pumping Iron isn't on netflix any longer and I'm too lazy to grab the dvd..i need to just die

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>>5417789
Give the furry a chance. The tail guys are freaks. I hear.

>>5417792
The benevolent power of bp is limitless.

>>5417793
>Don't pick that tone with me, missy.
Um...
Hey, gorgeous. Is that smile for me? Because I have something for you, too.

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>>5417808

>>5417813
1: he's ugly af
2: he's almost definitely got aspergers to some degree
3: I can't stand to be around him
4, and actually least importantly: he has an online boyfriend

how does that faggot have a bf and not me? I wonder if i'm undateable

>>5417812
>i need to just die
Why do you wanna watch Pumping Iron?
You should be sleeping, oldfag.

>>5417813
>gorgeous
[citation needed]

>>5417803
That's how we like it Down Under.
A nice, fat, sloppy, Ann Skele on a platter.
Stuffed and glazed.

>>5417812
>i need to just die
What are you waiting for?

>>5417813
>Is that smile for me

>>5417816
>insert nic cage face

>>5417820
>sleeping
because i haven't watched PI in like a month. and did you say you were going to bed? lol

>>5417821
>what am i waiting for
don't want to leave you guys behind, i know you'll miss me

>>5417822
>because i haven't watched PI in like a month
lol Just watch Predator instead. They're practically the same film.

>and did you say you were going to bed?
I did. Post fap, I realized i was hungry and needed another bulking meal. lol

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>>5417822
>i know you'll miss me
Nope, you're still in my bad books.
The only way to get out of them is to post lewds.
N-not that I'd want to see that though.

>>5417821
>>5417835
>Thirsty and a terrible cook.
It's like looking in a mirror.

>>5417817
I admit dating is rough if you want an IRL BF. Chin up. Lift. Keep an eye out. It'll happen.

>>5417820
>[citation needed]
True, I have no idea what he looks like, but his acerbic wit is charming. Literally tsundere, the poster.

>>5417821
But don't think that makes you seme, boi. Fussy power bottom perhaps.

>>5417831
>predator
nooo its not the same NOT AT ALL

>>5417835
What do you want to see exactly

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Jesus, my head hurts today.
Traveling is exhausting.
>tfw young Asian lady going to meet her "friend" asks me to help carry her tacky ass LV bag

>>5417843
I'm no sissy, nothing goes near my pristine butthole.
Well, until I meet fabled qt of my dreams.

>>5417858
>What do you want to see exactly
Me? Nothing, obviously.
But to get out of my bad books, you need to post a little bit of everything.

>>5417840
>Look in mirror
>Dick has been replaced with a swing set
Horrifying.

>>5417885
> a little bit of everything
i think you want to see a lot of everything and then some

>>5417885
I won't compete with a dream. I don't know what kind of ammo to use on a dream. Plus I obviously don't want to.

You're probably a deeply closeted alcoholic comedian. Like Jim Jefferies. And I couldn't possibly go any lower than a Prep-dipped Tim Minchin.

>>5417858
Pretty sure it's got the same actors, plot and everything.
>>5417885
>swing set
>Not wanting a big swinging dick
What are you gay?
>>5417899
Post butt, slutt.

>>5417908
Carl Weathers isn't in pumping iron, thats robby robinson

>>5417908
>post butt
sorry its not a fem butt
I did however just make my first webm! its of two deadlift singles of 510 with hook grip

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>>5417908
Blacking you up on that. Predator is always the correct answer.

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>>5417899
post pict desu

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>>5417899
P-preposterous. I would never take an interest in a body such as yours.
You just need to do what it takes to get out of my bad books, chop chop.

>>5417907
I keep quoting your posts, then hitting submit without typing anything. 4chan is hard when you're tired.
>You're probably a deeply closeted alcoholic comedian
No. I'm just a simple boy who wants to spread his message of love around the world!

>>5417908
>What are you gay
N-no. Shut up and work on your plump, Crip Dick.
Less than 5 whole days until Aussie Christmas, tick tock.

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>>5417918
>tfw no beardy bf to rub

>tfw too depressed to even motivate myself to get help

Living is kind of a chore at this point, tbH

>>5417916
>sorry its not a fem butt
I don't remember asking if it was fem. lol

>>5417917
Bro-tier movie.

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>>5417923

T
F
W

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>>5417923
>tfw "beard" is shit

Shaving it off tomorrow, it was a valiant effort.

>>5417918
of my butt?! anon thats lewd

>>5417920
you're a perv and you want to see my stuff! pfft

>>5417928
o-oh..well uh...

>>5417932
nooooooo, blondie you still look kawaiiii.
don't shave

>>5417934
>butt
red pls.
face pleasee

>>5417936
Nah man, I look like I'm growing babby's first neckbeard. Shit's gotta go

>>5417934
Don't be a tease. I'm about to crash. If I don't see butt soon, I'll have to cry myself to sleep. lol

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>>5417932
Kuhuhu.
What have we here?
Aussie Christmas entrée? Licking my lips rn.

>>5417934
N-NO!
Coloured folk are incapable of making it into my good books, but you can at least post soothing bp and make it to Fatanon purgatory!

>tfw regret that I didn't take HRT and learn how to be a good sub for daddy

>>5417948
Thought I wasn't tall enough for ya, bully-kun?

>>5417947
I never said I was going to post my butt anon lol

>>5417940
>face
someone posted a pic with my face in a thread earlier today so you can find it in the archives.

>>5417948
>fatanon
you're fat bully-kun???

>>5417952
Never to late to learn bb.

>>5417956
Oh well. Off to cry myself to sleep. :_:

>>5417960
Naw I am too old to be a tranny.

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>>5417920
>I'm just a simple boy
I'm onto your scheme, joker. But I must go now and dream of justice.

>>5417932
It's good as stubble goes. Style stubble is stylin.

>>5417947
Night, bud. Good luck with the boibutt.

>>5417952
Bish why didnchoo call me earlier!? Well Anne is probably gonna be available for a while yet. Mazel tov.

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>>5417956
I hope this is correct cause if it is, you look kawaii as hell

>>5417960
lol check Skype
and nnbb

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>>5417956
I'm curvy.

>>5417954
That's why you're the entrée.

>>5417960
I hope you drown in your own tears.
But don't, because you're not plump enough to die yet.
Good night, peace and love!

>>5417963
Good night, peace and love!

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>>5417963
Alright I am filitering you officially.
Your ebin random humor is fucking annoying.

Are you girl with pneumonic drill? Stick with one name so I don't have to read your shitty posts.

>>5417969
>Are you girl with pneumonic drill?
Huh, I never made that connection but I can totally see it

>>5417967
>curvy
wtf is that

>>5417965
no thats not me, I'm not bald

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>>5417974
>not bald
owh......

>>5417978
Isn't that qtp?

>>5417978
Isn't this qtpersian?

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>>5417917
...and THIS is what Red would look like in drag.
>holy fuck what was I thinking when I asked for this last thread?
>now... where exactly did I put my brain bleach...

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>>5417984
I had no idea, I'm basically confused here lmfao

>>5417987
>that gif

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5417978
thats not me either

>>5417987
HEY HEY predator looks good

>>5417978
What's wrong with his eyes? Is qtp cross-eyed?

>>5417965
People were posting pics in the last thread and I wasn't there to try to snatch up scraps of attention? Thanks a lot, star wars

>>5417997
lol, I thought you had gone to bed

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>>5417997
Because the other guy can't find it and you don't seem to mind.

>>5418002
>hey guys, you should look at me and not them b/c I'm cuter
>hey guys, I just saw Star Wars
dat double humble brag with one post

>>5418003
>bed
No bed yet, looking up statues for posing routines

>>5418005
lol he was going to find it eventually

>>5418008
I thought I was being pretty transparent with my blatant attention whoring

Seeing a movie that came out Thursday isn't much to brag about either...

>>5418009
Can we get a picture with the glasses on?
I wanna see what you look like.

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>>5418014
I haven't seen it yet. Don't you spoil it, Blondie, you scoundrel.

>>5418014
sadly, if I go see this movie, it will be by myself.
Is this movie good enough for facing the public shame of a solo theater visit or is it crappy?

>>5418020
You mean you don't know that Snape kills Darth Vader?

>>5418015
why are you so needy anon? I'm not anything special to look at. I can post a pic of me with Aragog

>>5418022
It was solidly OK. I've never been a huge fan of star wars though. And they did a lot of things that seemed like, "hey, this is like those other movies! Remember those?" which was a little annoying

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>>5418027
You're short.

>>5418028
When you post this picture, please be bending over, looking over your shoulder, with fear in your eyes.
Alternatively, you could also be on your back, with your legs in the air, with a "Wahh~ what are we going to do on the bed?" expression.
ty in advance.

>>5418042
Short and adorable

>>5418033
>tfw the only good one was Empire Strikes Back and the first 20mins of Return of the Jedi.
ugh... I already know that I'm going to have to go and see it anyway even though it's gonna suck. God, I hate Star Wars.

>>5418042
I'm sitting on the floor in front of a giant spider prop

>>5418042
I used to think you were a humongous turd.

Now you're a funny turd.

Keep going, mang.

>>5418047
It's a akshually pretty good. A lot more enjoyable than the prequels, with a lot more oomph than the sequels.

>>5418059
>turd-anon
lol, he should trip with the name "turd"

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>>5418045
You'd be even more adorable with a bouquet of my cum in your ass.

>>5418058
Spare me the sordid details, Moor. Post lewds.

>>5418059
No, I crack under pressure.
I'm also preoccupied watching the construction workers outside, from my window.
Why the fuck are they bashing hammers against metal at quarter to 9 on a Sunday?
Fucking drongos.

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>>5418058
ohnoes

i'm trying to post a webm and it keeps tell me the file is too large. its only 3.5mb, isn't the limit four??

>>5418091
It's two outside a few boards iirc.

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>>5418091
3, diva. 3.

>>5418074
But he's already our precious bully-kun
>says no bully
>bullies
It's pretty kekkles

>>5418075
Because that's when the least people are underway and they can construct work without much interference from traffic and other disturbances.

Also, I have to work today. So I don't have any empathy for you.

>>5418094
>2
>3

is there a list what the maximum size is for the boards?

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>>5418100
I do not bully, I only give constructive criticism.
When I call RedDread racially handicapped, or Blondie short and undesirable, or tell Scarf and Shoes I want to impregnate and abandon him, it comes from a place of love. I want them to take my advice on board and improve themselves.

>>5418111
Those are not the things I'm referring to when I say you bully, bully-kun.

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I want to kill someone right now.
I had such an awesome day but I guess I ust repressed my anger all day but now it's coming out again and I just think of all the people I want to beat the shit out brutally.
I am trying to repress it again but I drank way too much coffee all day and punching shit.
I won't hurt anybody but shit man I am mad.

I am chill now but holy shit what function does dwelling on anger in the past do you? Why does the brain even have these functions to dwell on miserable thoughts?

The function of brains is long term survival. Thinking about these things doesn't ensure survival.

>>5418111
>not calling him the ethniclly challenged

yesterday i got fucked by a slightly overweight manlet from baltimore
he is married -to a woman- and has 3 kids

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>tfw got drunk and stroked my friend's beard while we talked and he was laying on the bed

COVER ALMOST BLOWN

>>5418127
shut up bc no one asked you anything

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>>5418129
You wanna fight faggot

>>5418127
You should have wipped his dick out and started giving him the time of his life.

Wtf Niq, do you not know anything?

>>5418120
Good going, m8. Feel regret or anger that he didn't tell you?

>>5418119
Tell us the story, anon.

>>5418120
Did he tell you that you reminded him of one of his kids? Or that his wife never lets him do anal?

Bonus points if he said any of this while fucking you.

>>5418111

how is any of that advice

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>>5418132
Theres no story I just really want to beat women on a regular basis. They deserve to get beaten regularlyand even raped just once.

>>5418127
>ALMOST
years from now when you finally come out, don't be shocked when they all say they already knew.

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>>5418132
He's a straight normie and his girlfriend was in the room and also a friend of mine.

>>5418130
put your location on i wanna fight

>>5418135
HES JUST MEAN ITS NOT ADVICE AT ALL, YOU GOTTA HELP US

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>tfw it's been over a month since I banished Mexicunt to the fiery depths of hell
Praise be.

>>5418118
>Those are not the things I'm referring to when I say you bully
Mysterious.

>>5418127
I bet they laugh at you behind your back, Niqqer.
>Haha, he's so gay
>Yeh

>>5418136
You need a therapist ASAP. What you are feeling is beyond irregular. Hating women is a cool meme and all, but if those feelings take control of your everyday life, you should recon template what you think is important.

>>5418137
nothing gay about appreciating a soft beard, man
>>5418140
L O N D O N
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>>5418143
Nah we're all weird af desu that just happened to be slightly gay

>>5418138
>tfw I know that feel
Horrendous. Makes me feel terrible whenever I see the dude.
At least you don't seem to be crushing on him. So horray.

>>5418143
I thought you would be more intrigued than dryly implying I should go off myself.

Also, YOU got Mexiclean off gg? How tf did you manage that? Share this legend with me. Please.

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>>5418146
Naw that's some faggot shit.
I have hit a women once. I choked her out and spit on her face. She than played the victim when the cops came and pretended she did nuffin wrong. I really really really hate women. Like not even memeing I have been a misogynist all my life. It isn't a meme they are all human garbage. Wouldn't even call them human since they are so easy to manipulate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

thoughts?

>>5418152
Yeah. I hope you are put into a mental ward where you can work out your problems with professionals.

>faggot shit

You have some serious issues, mang.

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>>5418152
Prime example of 'i'm gay because girls were mean to me in school'

>>5418148
>nothing gay about appreciating a soft beard, man
"hey m8, that's a nice beard ya got" from a safe distance = not gay
breathlessly saying "that is such a fabulous beard you have, faM" as you caress and run your fingers through his chin locks will he lays back in bed = kinda gay

>>5418152
>things that never happened

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>>5418161
I... I didn't say -fabulous-

I-It was a joke

>>5418159


Women were never really mean to me besides the ones I lived with. They are overgrown children that need violence in their lives.

>>5418157
If there's no women id be fine with that. Women are there to pump and dump.

>>5418152
>all that jealousy bc girls get attention from males while your faggot ass is complely ignored

testing...

>>5418169
>boner while lifting

How

Why

Also you look like Rob Chapman.

>>5418171
>boner
lol no boner

>chapman
not even close but ok

>>5418167
So you have a mother complex. How charming.

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>>5418175
Iunno you both have dreads, facial hair and glasses.

>>5418169
looks good. lol, you are one of those dudes who it's impossible to tell what their ethnicity is.

>>5418181
I'm around a lot of musicians and I've never had anyone say I look like rob chapman. You're the first and it confused the hell out of me lol

>>5418184
>racial ambiguity

i get that all the time.

>>5418181
I would rather talk to one of his guitars than the actual person. He's an uggo money hungry cock bag. That makes good guitars.

>>5418181
yeah they look pretty similar to me

also unbanned finally

>>5418191
Yeah he seems a bit of an autist desu. Chapman guitars are dope tho
>>5418189
dw you're not as autistic looking as far as i can see

>>5418169

200kg?

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>>5418194
hey hon so glad ur back xo

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>>5418169
Psht, I could take you in a fight.

>>5418194
Fuck, for a second I thought you were based Christmas Hitler.

>>5418195
>worry
I honestly don't worry about that kind of thing anymore.

>>5418196
510 pounds

>>5418202
you probably can if you're a fatso, just don't get tired.

>>5418202
Christmas Hitler is creepy stalker
it was funny until I found out who he actually is

>>5418201
not even gonna
tranny jannies are always watching

>>5418209
Who is he?
Is he a legitimate stalker?

>>5418201
>>5418209
omg do eeetttt tranny army

>>5418209
>I found out who he actually is
deets?

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>>5418206
I have endless stamina, I'll beat you up in front of all your little gym buddies.
They'll be shaking in their lame ass lifting belts.

>>5418209
>creepy stalker
Cute.

>>5418214
>>5418216
not gonna get super into it but it's weird and I don't acknowledge his posts anymore

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>>5418215
Soon.
>>5418209
Viva la revolución

>>5418221
Does he stalk others?

>>5418195
I had to actually google rob chapman. never heard of him and I consider myself a guitar nerd

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>>5418225
You're not being guitar nerd enough, guitar normie.

>I bet he doesn't even play a blackmachine

>>5418195
It carries over in his music. Dorje are not really good. And it's primarily his fault.

>second guitarist attempts kick ass melodic lick
>Chapman butts in and shreds over a groove

Autismo, mang.

>>5418219
you'd probably trip over yourself and id have to help you up. I know you're fat but i currently have a 550 deadlift so it shouldn't be a problem.

>>5418222
>soon
yaaaaaay

>>5418221
well you're no fun.
I thought it might be that kid that used hitler in his name that was always trying to get the trannies to literally kill themselves

>>5418224
>>5418234
it's someone I knew a long time ago from femgen
it got weird and I stopped talking to them
then christmas hitler was born
all I'm gonna say

>>5418231
I played the Strandberg Boden OS7 yesterday. The one for 4.6k.

>>5418206
>If you're a fatso
he posted a webm of himself here >>5417967

>>5418231
meh, I've got too many guitars as it is. Best guitars and amps are pawnshop specials anyway. ...that and warmoth guitars if were talking solid body.

>>5418232
yeah i get that, i dont really like his band.
>>5418233
we need to take out the mods first.
>>5418239
N o i c e, how was it? I want one.

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>>5418233
Are you trying to bully me?
>id have to help you up
I-I CAN DO IT MYSELF..

>>5418237
Can you post a Vocaroo singing Christmas songs?
I need my fix.

(tw: poop)

Hi thread,

having anal sex tomorrow. Are enemas with a shower hose safe or not? I normally do this but I read some stuff on the internet that suggested it could be dangerous (FYI, I always put the hose on the lowest pressure possible and only let about ~3 seconds of water in there). How do you guys normally clean out before anal?

>>5418252
cheap bulb thing from pharamacy. your already way past my level.

>>5418245
The second guitarist rocks. And I just wish he would be more prominent.

But Chapman is a narcissist so no chance of that ever happening.

And it was chunky af. Had an EVH top and an Orange Box to play around with. The low notes, the groovy shit, all really great. And the hollow body gives it unreal sustain.
But the high notes fall flat desu. Both clean and on high gain channels. I expected more desu. Perhaps it was the setup. But I cycled through some combos before settling on the top and the box. And tbqh, just not as much as you'd expect for the price. No doubt it's a good guitar, but it wasn't killer.

>>5418248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UT33kK61u0

>>5418252
you might find this useful:
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=IXBUv-G564-

>>5418263
Oh...

What'd you get one of the EVH 5150 IIIs or something?

I went to a Misha Mansoor masterclass, he was playing an EVH Stealth though an orange cab, sounded fucking *amazing* even without pedals.

>>5418273
The combo is absolute killer. My friend who is an actual guitarist tore it apart. Absolute murder. It's a great guitar for anything heavy. But a standard start for 600 does better solos than the Boden can churn out. Maybe unless you had VST chains or pedals.

But generally, I wouldn't recommend spending that much money on it :L

>>5418280
*strat, not start.

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>>5418264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n3VrGhiq64

Underwhelming.
I'm dreaming, of a whiiiite, whiiiiite Christmas~

>>5418285
this desu senpai

Hitler-sama please serenade us with your mezzo-soprano

You could do a great Vitas desu

>>5418285
So can he actually sing?

>>5418280
>Boden
enlighten me as to what this is?

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>>5418294
< -Strandberg Boden

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>>5418289
>You could do a great Vitas desu
I'd do vitas
he was a qt

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>>5418290
Maybe. I can't really imagine it though.
I can't imagine Shitler doing much, really. Just sitting in his room, alone, wearing black and looking like the kids I hung out with between 2007 and 2009.

>>5418297
that is... hideous. Reminds me of the modulus and viger guitars from the early 80s

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>>5418299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhLueAWItA

yw

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i <3 russians

>>5418306
I only weighs two kilos. It's ergonomic as fuck, has a hollow body for day long sustain (paired with feedback you could probably hold a note endlessly), is headless so rarely falls put of tune and imo, the design is slick af. Not to mention the string position is godly. The guitar FEELS great. It just doesn't have a sound to match the feel imo.

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>>5418308
>mfw Vitas is famous outside of Russia

>>5418306
I like how they look desu
>>5418316
I actually have those lace pickups in my 8 now, i like em, but my guitar is solid mahogany w/ zebrawood top, and maple fretboard so the tone would probably be a little different.

>>5418322
post pict

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>>5418328

>>5418315
>tfw i look slightly slavic
might be a rape baby

>>5418316
idk... I'm of the opinion most tone is in your fingers tbH. What you want from an instrument is a even response across the register -no hot spots and no dead spots

>>5418338

post pic~

>>5418322
The ten hours of work payed off then? If you have an 8, it probably sounds gnarly either way.

What brand is your 8 from btw? I never asked but I am interested.

>>5418344
It's actually a cheap-o brand called Kraken, which I believe is made of Agile factory parts.

Planning on doing a lot of upgrading desu, pickups are done, i wanna get a proper hipshot bridge and maybe re-paint the headstock cuz matte black isn't doing it for me and the decal is ugly.

I fucking hate the fem"bois" on this board. They need to go to mtfg and live their fantasies as women.

>>5418342
I'd only do that with you in private.

>>5418337
ur face, sugartits

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>>5418353
pro tranny propagandist pls go.

>>5418339
Tone comes from your entire setup. Pick style also has something to do with it. But it's largely amp and pickups if you have nothing else. Those two do the most, from my experience. Then come strings and play style, and lastly the guitar itself.

And nah, I disagree. If you want to play a certain type of music you should get a guitar for that certain type of music. If you want to play several types, get an all-rounder.

The market is saturated.

You wouldn't take your 9 string ibanez with active humbuckers to a jazz festival now.

>>5418353
i look fem, but i dont want to be bottom or a girl, so what should i do now?
i also heavily despise trannies.

>>5418358
>dat pic
Fucking lost it

>>5418358
Im reporting you for posting gore idiot.

>tfw I get your faggot ass banned for two days

>>5418353
I agree
get those sissy bois outta here

only fat hairy masc4masc men allowed in here

>>5418363
trip on, me

>>5418363

hit the gym

>>5418367
Why do you bully people so much?

>>5418367
lold
>>5418366
lold
>>5418359
I totally do take my 8 string to performances where I'm playing like Bruno Mars and shit in a band tho.
>>5418357
whydo you want to see my face

>>5418367
>trip on, me
I'm not a personality here
>>5418370
>hit the gym
I am, intensly.
It doesn't make me taller or lose my face though.

>>5418371
sarcasm is bullying?
whoops

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>>5418169

You put many guys on here to shame who claim to workout. Notable that annoying white couple.

>>5418373
why? I want to fap onto it ofcourse

and yes, I'm being honest

>>5418376

Are you bulking and putting on mass? because you should be.

>>5418377
Seriously you need to chill out. You intimate new sexy posters because you bully them out if you don't like them. You conspire with your friends on skype hacking people accounts to get them bullied off.

>>5418379

Notably*

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>>5418379
>Notable that annoying white couple
Don't bully Jupp and his secretary.
I have much kindness in my heart for them.

>>5418351
Just noticed how close your neck pickup is. Holy fuck switching to that must grind the shit out of low notes.

Neat though. But yeah, black headstock on a maple fretboard probably looks weird :L

>>5418382
>Are you bulking and putting on mass? because you should be.
I did in the summer, now I'm cutting again. Maybe too much because everyone calls me anorexic.

>>5418379

Jupp + SP are both extremely respectable lifters. They have like a 250 bench or something.

Prithee tell, what do *you* lift?

>>5418383
>you need to chill out

>whoops

>chill out

>whoops

anon, please...

>>5418388

winter is bulking season. Its time to go HAM, then cut in the springtime, family.

>>5418391
And on that note im going to go to bed thinking about your butthole and my thumb inside of it.

>>5418391

not him but your "whoops" was laced with dripping sarcasm

was a cutting remark if ive ever heard one

>>5418390
>Jupp + SP are both extremely respectable lifters. They have like a 250 bench or something.

Lol..they talk a lot of talk but have no proof of what they say. Jupp still uses the same progress pics he used 2-3 years ago when he was more of a regular on /fit/.

>>5418392
no thanks, i dont wanna become a fat slob. i can work out much better in winter because it isn't so fucking hot outside.

I want to beat up Hitler

>>5418400
me too
his face is very "hitable"

Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death. - Exodus 35:2

>>5418401
I feel like it would like hitting someone with Alzheimer's though.

>>5418373
I would too. Because it's not that serious. What I'm tryna say is, variety is gr8.

>>5418395
the original comment was sarcastic
idc who posts here
I don't get the whole concept that masculine looking guys need to be separated from feminine looking guys hence this post >>5418367

then got mad at me bullying people by saying everyone should be allowed to post

>>5418400
>>5418401
can't disagree t b h

>>5418400
stop "hitting" on him, you guys are just giving him attention

>>5418402
So who works to take care of the elderly and sick? Bad logic, ya cunt.

>>5418398

Progress will be like 20 times slower if you insist on being lean allyear round than if you just endure not having abs for a few months a year.

Even pro bodybuilders get fat on their off seasons.

>>5418410
next year then, bby

>>5418405
Probably jelly niggers that want to be as qt and femme as you, but can't.

>>5418405
I had sex with your mother

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>>5418400
But he's probably my favorite fem here.
Though, that's not saying much.
Would be pretty funny to make him fuck his sister though.

>>5418402
4 days, 1 hour and 2 minutes until Aussie Christmas.
Merry Christmas! I'm getting super toasty inside.

>>5418359
well we will just have to agree to disagree. My experience has been that guys basically sound like what they sound like. Locally... I know a great player that sounds like he's playing a tele through a fender twin no matter what guitar he is playing... and I've seen him playing a super strat type guitar with a floyd rose through a higain marshall halfstack and it still sounds like a tele/twin. Jeff Beck still sounds like Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix still sounds like Jimi Hendrix, etc.

>>5418359
>You wouldn't take your 9 string ibanez with active humbuckers to a jazz festival now.
sure why not? I know plenty of jazzers that like emgs, myself included. The only problem would be I need a decent gauge sting and Ibanez usually don't allow for 11s or 12s on their "shredder" guitars. It would have to go to a luthier to get the neck corrected. I mean it's never going to sound like a D'angelico New Yorker but you can get workable sounds

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>qt pocket otter metrosexual on TV
>turns out hes gay

WOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?? WHAT A TWIST

>>5418413
I sincerely doubt it...
it's unhealthy to think that every person who dislikes you is just jealous of you

>>5418414
d-dad...?

I want to cum in my own mouth than spit it on fatanons asshole.

>>5418381
Hahaha well at least you're honest
>>5418386
It's not really that close to the strings, probably just the lighting and angle.
>>5418400
Me too fuck that guy

I want a boyfriend

>>5418424

Niq, teach me how to use sneaky myspace angles + lighting to take qt face pics

>>5418425
Me too but it will never happen.
Getting quite depressed because of that.

>>5418425

I want a bf but i also dont think i have enough time to treat one properly

maybe it will have to wait until i get into uni

>>5418426
Sum1 serving peanut butter and jealous

I spent the last like 7 months on tinychat and cam a lot, if it really bothers you

Who doesn't try to make themselves look good in photos lol. If i looked shit in them i wouldnt put them online

>>5418428
>maybe it will have to wait until i get into uni
lol no, you will have even less time

>>5418430

no no im not throwing shade, im serious.

atm my selfies are more like passport photos than anything else

>>5418409

Going on from that place, he went into their synagogue, and a man with a shriveled hand was there. Looking for a reason to bring charges against Jesus, they asked him, “Is it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?” He said to them, “If any of you has a sheep and it falls into a pit on the Sabbath, will you not take hold of it and lift it out? How much more valuable is a person than a sheep! Therefore it is lawful to do good on the Sabbath.” Then he said to the man, “Stretch out your hand.” So he stretched it out and it was completely restored, just as sound as the other. – Matthew 12:9-13

>>5418420
I was projecting. It's the reason I can't deal with femboys.
I hate em cause I ain't em.

>>5418436
obviously
how do ugly people even date? gay guys have such high standards if you are less than 30 years old.

>>5418435
Too bad going to the church on Sundays doesn't wake people up from a coma and cleans their bowels for them.

Fuck your noise.

>>5418434
I dunno there isnt a math to it, move the camera around until you get an image you like?

If you literally cant take a photo where you look good i'd probably start by actually making yourself look good.

>>5418438
I don't follow. But I'm not ugly, or so I think. I'm just not as femme as I'd like to be.

Thinning hairline, hairy as shit butt and legs, humongous pranks for hands etc.

>>5418442
start taking hormones.

>>5418440

i have an android phone so front camera is worthless.

and i always feel like a prat when i spend more than 3 seconds on taking a picture

>>5418424
I didn't mean close to the strings. I meant close to the neck.

The closer the pickup is to the neck, the more mellow and bassier the sound. The closer to the bridge, the more twang it got iirc.

That's why you switch to the neck pickup for riffing, don't you?

seeing new star wars in the cinema todayyyy
(no spoilers pls)

>>5418443
I'm discontent with my appearance. Not desperate to be pretty. Everybody is somehow discontent. Giving in to being dissatisfied is unhealthy. Especially when it is about negligible things.

>hypocrisy inbound

There are 'mones that target the receding hairline. Still contemplating on whether I should start now or give up on my hair. A shaved head is practical af.

>>5418442
kill yourself
>>5418443
and you too, tranny lover

>>5418447
Rae and Finn fug multiple times. Several explicit sex scenes. They take up like half of the movie. Pretty hot.

>>5418449
Oh, anon. You always know what to say.

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>>5418442
>humongous pranks for hands
Me too, but I like them.
I was sitting next to an old lady on the train today and she asked me if I was a piano player because I have "such lovely long fingers."

>>5418428
>maybe it will have to wait until i get into uni
lol

>>5418439

Only reading the bible, particularly the New Testament, and allowing those perfect words to manifest within you, will wake you up.

When I read the words of Jesus in the bible, I feel the holy spirit in me. I didn't feel it at first when I was a non-believer, but now I feel his presence.

I pray that you see the way anon.

>>5418443
Kill urslef
>>5418444
The camera doesn't matter, 90% of my pictures were on webcam

Nigga it's not difficult, point n shoot, if it looks good keep it, if not find better lighting or get better looks idk
>>5418445
Oh right, uh I definitely wouldn't switch to neck pickup for any rhythm work unless I was playing jazz or strumming or something like that

If you're playing rock or metal the bridge pup sounds crisper and has more definition and attack.

It doesn't sound too bad on the low notes, going back to your point. I used it in some fingerstyle stuff and it sounds fine. These pickups have a lot of clarity, and the X-Bar in the neck pup position has kind of a single-coil feel

>>5418448
it was just a joke. wasn't being serious at all. I wouldn't ever suggest hrt to someone unless it was the very last thing to save them from suicide. And this is coming from someone who thinks booger was cute as a tranny. Not even he should be on that shit if it doesn't suit him.

>>5418449
oh lighten up.

>>5418456
it's all about the angle, your facial expression and lighting. and sometimes the camera matters too, shitty front cameras yield in shittier results.

>>5417545
kill yourself

>>5418119
>I want to kill someone right now.

>>5418449
>kill yourself


>>5418456
>Kill urslef


God has a great plan for your life. God has created us in His image. - Genesis 1:26-27

He created us for a purpose. God has a specific plan in mind for everyone.

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:11


God's plan is for life, not death. The Bible teaches that both physical and spiritual death are the result of our sin and disobedience to God, but eternal life is a gift to those who receive it.

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. - Romans 6:23

Jesus taught that death and destruction are the work of “the thief” (Satan). He said,

The thief comes only to steal and destroy. - John 10:10


Jesus wants us to have life. He said:

The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full. - John 10:10


Life belongs to God. It is never our place to take our own life or someone else's life.

Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own, you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body. -1 Corinthians 6:19-20

>>5418452
I don't like them. But they're great for playing the bass. Would not trade in for small femme hands.

>>5418456
You've got a unique taste then. All guitarists I know switch to neck for heavier stuff. I usually go center on my bass unless I use distortion.

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>>5418456
>what happens when you guitars get into hormones

>>5418469
RIP
>>5418466
W a t

All the guitarists you know are weird. Never heard of anyone doing that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rer-ZMIEWg

All distorted tones on bridge pickup

Not to mention Meshuggah don't even HAVE a neck pickup, and neither do plenty of guitars geared towards metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOvSTTnVyms

What the hell do your friends use the bridge pickup for?

Come, let us sing for joy to the LORD; let us shout aloud to the Rock of our salvation. - Psalm 95:1

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>>5418466
>But they're great for playing the bass
mmm.
I should have picked up an instrument when I was little, instead of sport.
I'm too old and lazy to learn now.

>>5418471
I might be mixing up neck and bridge pickup rn tbqh. I probably am.

>10 whips for being a nooblord

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>>5418466
>mfw my fingerspan can an octave interval on the piano