Gay General: Safe Sax Edition

5 Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; 6 in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight. 7 Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the LORD and shun evil. 8 This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your bones. 9 Honor the LORD with your wealth, with the firstfruits of all your crops; 10 then your barns will be filled to overflowing, and your vats will brim over with new wine.
-Proverbs 3:5-0

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cameras do matter

this is the same thing in the same place in the same lighting, taken with my front and back phone camera

Why does the thinnest girl have the fattest face?
And what is she compensating for?

>>5418454
You completely avoided the point of my statement. Grats that you don't care about all the people who need others to work on Sunday. Particularily for payment because they might not be able to afford rent this month if they don't work today.

Delusions must be awesome.

>>5418480
>octave

How fucking big are your hands

>>5418486
>>5418486
>she compensating for?
having a penis? ...or not having a penis?

>>5418485

Are eyes can deceive us.

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Be kind to everyone in this thread!
Treat other people with love and respect, and you will feel much happier!

>>5418486
Wut
>>5418485
Dude w/e cameras dont make or break your appearance, just post ur picture and i'll tell you how2improve

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>tfw no masc4masc guitar

>>5418495
I just checked. I didn't confuse function, but I confused use. Most guitarists I know do use bridge, but the neck does give more bass. I use it most of the time. For my bass. Ha, things are starting to make sense now.

God I'm a scrub.

>>5418495

no its alright im just a bundle of insecurities rn
i feel silly

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>>5418488
tfw long ass skeleton fingers

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>>5418497
The guitar equivalent of a femboy? Such a slick machine.

>>5418501
aren't you feelgood?

>>5418504

no

>>5418497
I want one of pic related and i'll put sick new hardware and pickups in it and it'll sound fucking monstrous but look... Well, like that, and then use it at metal shows.
>>5418500
lol
>>5418501
right..

>>5418487

Good works are allowed on Sunday.

If you are just working to make money so you can pay your bills you aren't necessary doing good works. Infact, you're living out of fear..fear of being evicted, fear of being homeless, fear of not having something to eat.

You can't have two masters. It's either God or Satan(materialistic desires, greed, desire for money).

This is where we all should treat each other as we want to be treated comes in. If you fall on tough times, a family member or neighbor can help you if they don't want to be judged for not helping you.

God will provide for all who believe in him. Trust in him.

I rather be homeless and doing good work than living paycheck to paycheck not getting any rewards in heaven.

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>>5418506
>pic related

God dammit

>>5418505
yes you are, with another plushie from your nan.

>>5418488
freakishly big
iirc rachmaninoff could play 13ths and he had among the widest handspan of any well-known pianists in history
>>5418502
i k t f

>>5418502
You can span an octave with those? Neat. Should try that someday. Might manage that too.

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What is cuddling like?

how many people have you cuddled in your life, gg?

>>5418513
none.

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>>5418507
So where does it say that good work is allowed on Sunday?

For everything else you have citations. And now nothing.

How convenient.

>>5418511

liszt too
and chopin was always super insecure about his tiny hands - its even possible the two hatefucked. they spent 2 weeks in the same apartment and nobody knows for sure why.

>>5418507
don't people do "good works" out of fear?
fear of going to hell and earning the wrath of your god?

>>5418512
my span is a little over 7 inches

>>5418518
don't shit talk liszt like that, he would never go for a pleb like chopin.

>>5418517

In the last edition..
>>5418435

>>5418519
Is that from thumb to pinky or from index to pinky?

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>tfw all the hottest guys are virgins
why is this?

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>>5418522
index to pinky is 5.5

>>5418524
I'm a virgin

>>5418524
put that's not true at all, I'm a virgin and I'm certainly not hot. Your theory holds no water.

>>5418519

No, I think most people who help out others do it because they sincerely want to help and it makes them feel good to give back.

Fear of God is holy and good, any other fear is a delusion (such as a fear of Satan).

>>5418528
>tfw index to pinky is 7 inches
>tfw thumb to pinky is 8.2

Just a little smaller man. Just a little.

>>5418518
..can imagine chopin being a whiney little bitch
his music makes me think 19th century emo equivalent

>>5418529

i didnt say virgins are the hottest guys, I said the hottest guys are virgins
its set theory
{}= R
hot guys = {a}
virgins = {b}

{a} C {b}

>>5418535
He's the musical equivalent of Edgar Allan Poe, then?

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>tfw no manhanded femboy bf

>>5418540

Is it edgy if you actually ARE a fucked up murderer?

i thought it was only edgy if you *pretend* to be mentally disturbed

I have to wonder..what has made some of you so hostile & rotten?

Just seeing how many of you converse with each other. It seems so degrading. It's no wonder why many of you go in circles & circles with your murmuring, gossip, and complaining.

>>5418547

the only asshole i see here is you, m80

jog on

>>5418547
I love you anon. Please never leave me.
>>5418511
tfw can do 5th fret-12th fret stretch on guitar

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>>5418531
I wouldn't say I have big hands, I just have super long fingers
my palms are small and my hands are narrow

>>5418549

What's got you so bothered?

>>5418508
single pick obviously means it's meant to play only the heaviest of music. you are doing gods work.

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>>5418547
This.

>>5418540
lol edgar allan poe was goth tho
but like what i meant was..even for a romantic pianist his music is emotional + popular in a rly rly rly b8 way
>>5418542
my hands are thin tho
longer fingers and wider palms than anyone i know (except my dad) but i have 0 bulk

>>5418547
What do you expect from a containment thread? There are some real toxic characters here who are disgusting and are rude individuals.

>>5418553
I have huge palms and long fingers. And thin as shit wrists. So weird mang.

>>5418502
Spooky

>>5418528
Mines 6.5 thought it would be bigger than that actually.

>tfw you had bigger hands than your teacher in year1.

>>5418559
>containment thread
what did he mean by this?
it's not like we're not allowed to post anywhere but here.

>>5418555
gonna wham a low .80 Eb and a Lundgren in it, bust out some meshuggah hello kitty style

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>>5418558
Took me long to find it. But pic related to this whole issue.

>>5418559
>containment "thread"
>4chan

Know where you came from, m8

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>>5418556
That

>>5418567
and a bag of crisps

>>5418558
>>5418558
>my hands are thin tho
don't sell your hon hands short, fiddy

>>5418565
Beams of pink sweep through my head
Thrusts of joy increasingly engaged
Sensory receptors succumb
I'm no one now, only a kitty

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>>5418569
2 hideous mutant femboys and a sack of greasy potato chips, well ain't my life just grand.

>>5418576
want to make a suicide pact?

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>>5418576
>hideous mutant femboy
Better watch it, buddy.

>>5418559

>/lgbt/ is a containment board
>to keep the gays and trannies and other queers off of the other boards


Much like how God has to keep them out of heaven too?

>>5418578
not really. I'd rather just cuddle. I'd even let feelgood bring his stuffed animals over.

>>5418552
lol just tried 5th - 13th
cant think of when that would really be necessary tho
>>5418566
>tfw no 19th century fem bf
>>5418573
i am very lithesome

>>5418582
What good are you then.

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>>5418586
I even got Chopin

>>5418590
idk, I'm with anon
I'd personally rather cuddle than have sex

>>5418592
I wanted a suicide pact, not cuddles and sex.

>>5418598
OD on H then cuddle while you both die
so cozy

>>5418601
>OD on H then cuddle
more like have a violent seizure and then vomit everywhere while slowly suffocating

>>5418485
wow, you're really cute, where can I meet you?

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>>5418608

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>>5418610

at the rate my sanity is detoriating, i would wait for a bit and then check your nearest asylum

i started talking to myself recently, its only a matter of time until i hallucinate my soft toys coming to life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0pxCIEwIiw

Don't go there! Repent of your sins and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

>>5418616

Don't allow the enemy to mess with your mind.

>>5418616
something strangely artsy about that picture

i'm going to print it and frame it on my wall

>>5418617
What ya think about this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfJibVx-Jqs

>>5418611
degenerate P L S

>>5418616
lots of people talk to themselves. that's nothing bad, it just means, that you are probably lonely.

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>>5418621

thanks
i was trying to figure out what kind of lighting is the most flattering

>>5418626

"Jesus, I want this world to know you. Rejoice, please thirst with this humble servant."

I believe it says in the lyrics.

It still sounds horrible to my ears.

>>5418633

Stop being so vain. The only lighting you'll ever look flattering in, is the light of Jesus.

>>5418633
>>5418616
Well it looks like you have 3 bears in your life, that's better then most, feel good

>>5418633
d00d who cares

Why do you need to take super flattering photos and conduct weird little experiments

>>5418654

Vanity, low self-esteem, never feeling good enough in his own skin. Consumed by the flesh. Not knowing that perfection can only be found in doing good works that please God.

>>5418633
>taking pictures of your collection of teddy bears and posting them online

Have you no shame?

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>tfw ill grandmother gives you a minion plush and all you want to do is burn it but you have to pretend you like it to avoid offending her

i hate this little cunt

>>5418647

im actually going to church in a second
im in the choir and stuff

>>5418654

too much time on my hands

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>>5418658
I'll consume your flesh ;]

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>>5418664
>im in the choir

>>5418664
>im actually going to church in a second
>im in the choir and stuff

Sing your heart out in repentance. Rejoice in the Lord.

>>5418666
Satan pls

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>>5418663

eh. its only the internet, right?

this one is nice though - hes approx. 40 years old

>>5418668

yeah yeah i know
its nice to chat to all the old ladies about stuff though + it gets me out the house

anyway i gtg now

>>5418664
>I'm in the church choir

How do you treat the burns from the holy fire?

Do you actually like sucking willies?

"this is the day that the lord had made thow shall rejoice and slay"

>>5418715

yeah its real cozy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjjwHFW5jY

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>>5418717
>thow
>thou
You dun goofed you stupid dindu

>>5418725
"I may not have been in school for a while but a bitch can still read"

>>5418722
>tfw jupp will never cosplay as samurbi for sp ;-;

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>>5418729
dindus can read? that's quite a magic trick even for a retarded dindu like you.

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>>5418715

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>>5418732
>cosplay
Cosplay is for anime, videogame characters which include wearing specific costumes. Don't you mean roleplay which doesn't necessary need a costume but just acting like someone?

>>5418733
thanks bae I try

>>5418715
gross no im not gay

>>5418740
Did you practice safe sex with sp this morning?

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>>5418747
>safe sex
What exactly do you mean by that? Use condoms? Then no. Why would we use them we aren't a straight couple and sadly neither of us can get pregnant so the use of condoms is suspicious.

>>5418751
>tfw jupp is going to end up with poop dick ;-;

>>5418751
>STD's
>Especially HIV
How nobody's afraid of this baffles me.

Yadda yadda you're a couple and know each other.

It's the general apathy towards these issues.

>>5418751
Enjoy your AIDS

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>>5418756
Chances of poop dick occurring is pretty slim. There is a greater chance in the morning and after one eats though.

>>5418758
it's not 1985? Less than optimal conditions though not fatal in the western world.

>>5418715
yes desu
c:

>>5418643
The band is extremely Christian. Just thought you'd find that interesting.

In a video the singer mentions that he was near suicide, but:

"I would say that Jesus saved my soul and music saved my life."

>>5418758
>How nobody's afraid of this baffles me.
well, when you're in a monogamous ltr the chances of getting STD's are practically none.

Of course, your partner can always cheat on you and get you infected. But that's why you don't jump to bareback right away, and get tested before.

Sometimes you just gotta take risks in life. Especially when it involves trusting your partner. Can't have a healthy relationship without trust.

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>>5418761
Enjoy your pathetic life alone and perpetually single existence.

>>5418767
So we're all just going to stop washing our hands after pooping because diseases are not fatal?
You're just gonna not care if food falls to the floor? Let's all just have bareback sex because fuck it, 1985 is over?

>>5418751
>tfw sp and jupp will never be beargnant with each others kid
:(

>>5418777
no? the point was this is a generation that didn't see people dying of aids in the 80s, its become a chronic condition. they see there friends making it null and void with HAART. As i said, not optimal but it won't kill you.

>>5418777
>You're just gonna not care if food falls to the floor?
well idk about you but I do clean my house's floors

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>>5418758
A married couple should worry about infection of STD's or HIV when they only have sex with each other. Are you completely retarded or just half retarded trying to start a health scare meme?

>>5418781
I wouldn't want a chronic condition if I could avoid it with easy and simple methods.

Who am I kidding.

>pls breed my anus

>>5418758
Just stay abstinent, it's the surest way to never get anything.

>>5418785
yes, clearly that was the entire point of adding a comment. Sexual promiscuity and bug chasing. It all makes sense if you think about it, rly.

>>5418776
Jupp is sp being a grumpy bear again and sleeping in?

>>5418771
Gay

>>5418784
"It's the general apathy towards these issues."

I stated that yeah, they're a couple, and that's not it. It's the GENERAL APATHY.

>Are you just half retarded or can you literally not read?

>>5418792
i'm straight masc4masc no fats no fems sorry just a preference

>>5418790
I was being facetious. I personally fail to understand how other people aren't scared of diseases that are permanent.

Guess that makes me autistic or whatever.

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>>5418787
being abstinent is a sure way to never have happiness in your life.

ftfy

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>>5418794
>this one couple doesn't use condoms
>OMG GENERAL APATHY TOWARDS STDSDSSTSDS
>why does everybody think i'm retarded ;_;

>>5418767
Well it'll eventually kill you. You've probably got like 30 years, and the end will be really shitty

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>>5418791
No. He's playing 7 days to die on steam.

>>5418798
Did Ann steal your trip

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>>5418802
>Generalizes one thing that might be personal
>Is retarded now

Darn.

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>>5418794
>general apathy
No you're trying to start shit by shitposting about how couples will get hiv and std's if they don't use condoms. You're a retarded fear monger not an apathetic poster.

Shut the fuck up before you get yourself hurt you cocknosed freak.

>>5418800
How so?

>>5418806
what? ann is only masc4fem
you have to wear makeup for him to even look at you

>>5418812
Yes, generalizations tend to be retarded. Especially when you make a stupid one like that there's a general apathy towards stds when there are freaking ngos fighting them all over the world.

now delete your 4chan account and stop posting pls.

>>5418813
Except I don't. I specifically stated that I got that they were married. And then implied that I was talking about sex outside of relationships. Which people have quite often. Or maybe if you didn't just assume the worst we wouldn't be having this shitslinging contest.

God damn, next time I'll write a wot ust so faggots like you don't interpret everything wrong.

Shit, I forgot. I'm autistic now. Uhm.

>>5418824
Fuck you, faggot. DONT YOU KNOW BUG CHASERS ARE EVERYWHERE!?

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>>5418812
fear mongering is retarded. take a look at the worlds most famous fear mongering retard Donald Trump

>befriend qt
>tall, runs track, plays chess and is crazy fucking smart
>slightly awkward and a huge nerd
>smitten af with him
>also virgin with no clue what the fuck I'm doing
>but too scared/inexperienced to make a real move
>flirt and drop hints like anvils
>seems like it's all going over his head
>how is he so smart but still this dense?
>horny af all the time
>super close to shaking him and telling him to just fuck me already

>>5418830
but this specific married couple doesn't have sex outside of their relationship. they are completely monogamous.

So no you're fear mongering, shit posting, and a completely retarded troll

>>5418804
you're more likely to die from complications from the medications that are keeping the virus in check. Liver and kidneys are hit fairly hard, along with things like anemia and elevations in cholesterol and liver enzymes.

>>5418833
do it anon

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>>5418833
>super close to shaking him and telling him to just fuck me already

Bottoms dont make demands

>>5418830
>BUG CHASERS
but you were talking about apathy. Apathy is not wanting to take action towards something. Bug chasers are not apathetic towards hiv because they take action to get it.

>>5418830
>married couples are monogamous
>therefore all married couples have open relationships and have sex outside of their marriage

You are one god damn retarded son of a bitch.

>>5418845
>he's never met a power bottom

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>>5418852
Literally ridiculous

>>5418849
I didn't... even.. imply that. I was talking about people who are not in relationships. People who just casually date and have sex. Jfc. Do I have to specify every little thing or can one person on here give me the benefit of the doubt.

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>>5418849
no he's more like this

I'm alone sad pathetic and angry at couples and upset beyond expression that other's have happy lives together. - I know lets shit post and fear monger about how their relationships are fake and that all couples cheat on each other and that all marriages fail with HIV infections and STD infections as the cause. That way they will break up and be just as lonely sad and pathetic as I am. That will teach them!

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>>5418867
>reply to a post about a couple not using condoms
>omg why people dont use condoms
>omg just what made you guys think I was talking about couples
>why does everybody think i'm retarded ;_;

>>5418867
>I was talking about people who are not in relationships
>I got that they were married. And then implied that I was talking about sex outside of relationships. Which people have quite often.

Back peddle some more to negate what you just said even more. Just try me faggot.

>>5418878
>reply to a post about couples not using condoms after someone mentions HIV
>ask how come nobody is scared of HIV, because that's my impression
>Get called a retarded fear monger for asking something in a less-than optimal way

0/10 will never ask something again here. Only shitposting from here on out.

>>5418843
It would probably freak him out, honestly. But either way, I've got to do something about it. I barely got through finals because I was daydreaming about him constantly. Even our friends have gotten to where they can tell.

>>5418845
Like I said, something's got to give at this point. Sometimes I'll get the sense that he a.) likes me too and b.) is as in experienced as I am. If that's true, then I'll probably have to be the one to do something about it just based on his personality.

>>5418852
Haha I don't know if I can be considered one. I think if he actually did make a move on me, I'd probably blow a fuse. I'm just completely desperate at this point.

Oh Hai

In your opinion, what looks worse?
naturally masc guys trying to look and act fem, or naturally fem guys trying to be masc??

>>5418887
>>>/yahooanswers/

>>5418895
>naturally fem guys

implying the exist

>fear monger using HIV heath scare as his tactic
>multiple anons responding to fear monger bait
>side conversation about relationship advice
>rugby chimes in giving relationship advice

Welcome to gaygen.

>>5418895
Probably masc guys trying to be fem. Bretty cringey and groce desu

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>>5418897
Don't oppress me.

>>5418903
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_mongering

Totally what I tried. To alter the perception of the public.

>>5418887
>impying all your posts aren't shitposting
>shitposting about future shitposting

Wow you people are severely retarded aren't you?

>>5418906
using fear of catching hiv and std's is a fear mongering tactic to get gays to stop having sex and become abstinent.

>>5418895
I think if they look one way but their natural personality is another, it's adorable. big tough-looking guys with cute personalities and little cute guys who act tough and feisty are like kryptonite to me.

>>5418888
He sounds like he might be a bottom to tbqh. or a switch that leans sub. how do you get the feeling he likes you?

>>5418909
I'm sorry I forgot that you don't see yourself as a bad influence. My condolences.

>>5418907
Yeah. I was diagnosed with maximum Autismo and severe learning disabilities throughout my lifetime.

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>>5418918
you said it not me.

>>5418818
Oh shit I forgoti guess I was being hopeful ;-;

>>5418911
I am genuinely afraid though. Like, I got that most of you guys aren't. And I just don't get it.

>brother diagnosed as impotent by two different urologists
>has gf of two years, decide to stop using condoms
>gf pregnant three weeks later
>child born
>FF a few years, they practice safe sex again
>drop condom once because too lazy and he rediagnosed as impotent after pregnancy
>gf is pregnant again three weeks later

Real story. Scared the shit out of me.

>>5418927
that's what happens when you shit post and never be serious in previous posts. You have made a name for yourself from your past posts. rugby is a pedophile, trump loving, shitposting conservative redcoat.

>>5418932
becoming pregnant is now something to fear they should be happy they can even conceive a child

>>5418932
that's probably because being impotent =/= being unable to get someone pregnant.

>>5418941
exactly, you honestly think any of us can take you seriously after what you portrayed yourself to be in past posts first impression is everything man

>tfw when only married closeted daddy bears from the gym can truly satisfy me
There is something not okay with this, but getting sucked by guys who are afraid of coming out is amazing.
You can tell they love the cum in their mouth and at the same time they are ashamed.

>>5418941
and fat

might ask a qt out at this carol service
wish me luck

>>5418951
don't do it
you can't fail if you don't try

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>>5418941
You forgot autist

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>>5418949
heron put your trip back on

>>5418949
>>>/craigslist/

>>5418956

ffs now im psyched out

fuck you asshole

>>5418943
They didn't want children though.

>>5418944
Doctors told him there was a 99.something chance he could not get anyone pregnant. And I think the word I was searching for was infertility, not impotence.

But yah, that was my experience growing up.

I swear to god I'm not trying to fear monger. Dunno if that happens a lot or why that is even an assumption. Sex just scares the shit out of me now.

>>5418951
do it in song
>>5418949
.... wat.
>>5418961
nah that one wasnt me, was good though, i laughed.

>>5418959
I'm not him.

>>5418960
Germanfag here, nobody here uses craigslist here.
It's all PlanetRomeo and GayRoyal, although most people are just on Growrl, Scruff and Grindr.
I meet most of my daddies IRL, though. You just have to catch them alone.

>>5418961
that's just it rugby if you live a satiric life no one knows if you're for real or not and it gets you into trouble. look at Sarah Silverman and her "chink" standup bit. She gets labeled a racist and some japanese american twat starts some shit with her publicly.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/sarah-silverman-funny-woman-or-foul-mouthed-racist-963958.html

>>5418971

nah im too scared now

plus he is sticking super close to his parents and i dont think i can ask him out in front of other people

>>5418966
kek I was just kidding
go for it tiger

>>5418971
Don't tell me you've never been with a closed-case.
I get that not everybody likes big hairy old guys but the sensation of it remains regardless the age.

>>5418886
Oh god that would make me feel so shitty. The only reason I've even gone this far is because I've thought some of the things that he's said and done makes it seem like he's interested.

>>5418916
When he's in his element, he's completely confident. Seeing him do a high jump, play chess or talk about math/science is amazing. People are not his element. He's really introverted and social situations make him feel awkward sometimes. That's why I think I'll have to be the one to make the first move.

He and I are in what my friends call "dating purgatory". When we're alone, he'll put his arm around me or take my hand or we'll lean against each other. We've even cuddled a few times and we've recently started sharing beds when one of us sleeps over.

It's been going on for a couple of months and I think both of us are too nervous and inexperienced to push things farther.

>>5418981
>>5418966

chase the brown tiger man, it'll give you great confidence. Just look at heron he took the brown tiger and now he's a great daddy pussy basher

>>5418990
you have no power here. you have no power anywhere

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>>5418992
Arguing with his shit tier bait just motivates him more.
>>5418984
I am a closet-case
>>5418979
ask his dad out and then when he's like "DUDE WTF" then be like "haha jk hey wanna go out some time"

door in the face technique, works every time sometimes

>>5418984
most of us here are virgins ,:^)

>>5419000
You don't have to be flamboyant4life all the time but not telling your friends about your sinful sexuality will make you happier.

>>5419001
I refuse to believe that. There is a fetish for anything that could be wrong with you. It's literally impossible not to get laid as a faggot.

>>5419006
>not telling your friends about your sinful sexuality will make you happier.

That's why i'm doing it.

>>5419016
Nice knowing my life is impossible then.

>tfw have no desire to post here anymore
why did the magic die, gaygen?

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I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO TALKING TO THIS QT

but at the last second i got this weird shivery feeling and turned away just as he made eye contact and then i left as quicky as possible

just fuck my shit up

>>5419018
Hold on, I meant telling them will make you happier. Not every detail but just let them know you love dick.

>>5419021
I bet you anything that the reason you are a virgin is because you are pussying out. Either that or you have this "better than anyone but I still hate myself" complex.

>>5419021
nothing is impossible. if pedophiles can lurk in an online gay photo posting board then anything is possible.

>>5419032
nah i'm good
>>5419031
Well i mean if anything that was worse than just talking to him...
>>5419028
Baby please i can change

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>>5419028
the magic died within you my friend the original magic of gaygen is still here

>>5419043
Spoken from first hand experience.

>>5419032
I bet you anything I'm a virgin because I'm ugly and unlikeable, 1 out of 3 men in the western world will remain single and incel throughout their life, but please do enjoy your life just don't make presumptions.

>>5418987
>>holds your hand
>>cuddles with you
>>shares a bed with you

your just as slow as he is tbqh senpai. that's pretty much the go ahead. why are you so scared to make a move?

>>5419048
true. new meds are probably to blame.

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>>5419045

yeah i know.

on the plus side i think i will just switch churches so i dont have to see him ever again

so at least i wont get any more embarassed

>>5418833

i am basically that person. How did you meet him? i think i need a wider social circle...

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>>5419057
you probably wont tho. Suck it up buttercup there's always next time
>>5419056
stop smoking hormones booger

> they buy two gems

> you escape with a shadow blade

> technies blow them up

Irony.

>>5419069

no i will forreal

theres another church only 5min away, i will go there in future i think. maybe there will be another qt there and i can start over with a clean slate

>>5419078
>finding a gay partner at churches

You really are pathetic aren't you?

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>>5419078
NO

STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS, AND JUST

DO IT

>>5419089
are you a nignog f'real?

>>5419082

it gets me out the house

what else would you recommend? i was thinking of joining a powerlifting club, maybe that will let me make new friends?

>>5419089

the moment has passed, its too late
thx for the thought though

>>5419101
>powerlifting club
that is a possibility, there are bound to be gays in that group. religious people aren't the way to go

>>5419097
Am I black? Yes.

I'm a 250lb black man.
>>5419101
it's not like that was your only chance ever jesus, just man up.

>>5419082
>>5419101
Just go to the gym. Plenty of guys to fuck.

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>>5419057
>being a cocksucking faggot
>going to church

>>5419119
>I'm a 250lb black man.
hey bb

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>>5419123

I do go to the gym. But obviously you cant ask people out at the gym, thats like the biggest dick move there is

>>5419124

i do it more for theoretical "social gains" than for any religious idealations.

>>5419119

Yeah. But a failure today is indicative of constant amd repeated failures in future. If i cant ask out this guy now, why would i be able to ask out the next one in the future?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtEgi4A-LXU

This qt.

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>tfw sensitive gynecomastia in right moob
>hurts every time any amount of pressure is exerted onto it

>>5419145
Join a gay gym.
They're all so cruisey.

You'll def get fucked.

>>5419146

its you, isnt it

>>5419146
>no talent
terrible absolutely terrible

>>5419149

how do i find a gay gym near me?

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>>5419148
>tfw this but both moobs
>tfw not even fat

>>5419150
I wish ;-;
I just wanna fug him.

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>>5419156

>>5419159
you don't have to be fat to get gynecomastia just high estrogen levels. It just so happens that fat people have high estrogen levels

>>5419167
but it's less easy to hide or brush off, i havent gone outside without a sweater for as long as i can remember

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>>5419156

Look within.

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>>5419167
>tfw ex-fatty
>had huge moobs
>thought it was gyno
>gone after i dropped all the fat

thanks, /fit/.

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>>5419172
there are surgeries to remove the breast tissue, but they are cosmetic in the eyes of the medical experts. Unless your breast tissue is malignant or in a stage of cancerous tumor then your health insurance (if you have any) will cover it.

>>5419161

none less than 45min away, and im not sure its worth the travel time to be honest

>>5419181
then send out adds for finding gays in regular gyms through craigslist or cruising sites

http://www.cruisinggays.com/

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>>5419176

>tfw will never have a waist that thin

>>5419161

>look up gay gyms in my area
>find out my dad works out at the #1 gay gym in London

wew lad
this makes me uncomfortable

>>5419181
Fuck a gay gym. Just hit on people you like, once you find someone who wants to fuck you, you'll now. That is one of the few downsides of being gay.

>>5419179
cant afford that at all, just got to deal with tits......

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>>5419192
maybe your dad's a timelord and keeping the peace in the gym

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>>5419201
>that episode
Wish there were way more episodes with just the Doctor. They're always the best ones.

>>5419196

how do i hit on people without making things weird?
do i need confidence for this? because i dont have a lot of that

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>>5419192
>>>find out my dad works out at the #1 gay gym in London

HAHAHA GUTTED FaM

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>>5419215

>mfw

>>5419192
>find out my dad works out at the #1 gay gym in London
I've seen enough porn to know where this is going.

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>>5419213

THIS
i cant stand these fucking "oh-so-quirky" female companins, they all suck balls

also i had a bit of a crush on Christopher Eccelston when i was younger

>>5419192
post pics of him
is he hot?

>>5419201
Dont lie to him man, its kind of cruel desu.

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why nobody is on tinychat

>>5419240
Because tinychat sucks and is the work of the devil.

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>>5419232
>>5419215

its not like that
he only goes there because its like 30m away from his office

>>5419236

um
hes kind of a silver fox i guess, but he is also married and 100% straight

and no way am i posting pics, wtf

>>5419244
>he only goes there because its like 30m away from his office
Yeah. Sure. Totally. Absolutely believable.

No seriously I'd stay miles away from gay places my dad would visit.

>>5419213
12 >>>>10>11

>>5419244
>and 100% straight
yeah right
kek
come on they don't have to be lewd

>>5419214
First things first, be normal and NOT romantic. Nothing creepier than a guy with a rose in his mouth coming on to
you.

A flirt is a casual conversation with few compliments. At some point the conversation will get a bit dull and you may look at each other, if the other guy looks away and is indifferent the probability of a date is little.

If he is a little interested in you and asks you question about what you do, he might be interested in you. Ask stuff back about him like hobbies etc.

End the conversation with an invitation with either something like going to the gym or running or you invite him to a date. Either way, ask for the phone number, so you can text him later.

It's proven that texting in the evening or at night is more likely to be honest and romantic.

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>>5419251
>>5419255

stop with the implications
my dad is obviously straight, otherwise he wouldnt have 3 kids, would he?

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>>5419244
>its not like that
>he only goes there because its like 30m away from his office

Totes.
He probably doesn't even visit the gym sauna.

>>5419264

sauce

>>5419262
>my dad is obviously straight, otherwise he wouldnt have 3 kids, would he?
I had a gay teacher who had a wife and probably kids. There's this thing called a "closet".

But it doesn't really matter. Either you're out and you can casually go there or you're not out and I'd advise you to visit another.

>>5419262
being gay was harder back then. Lots of gay guys had to repress their feelings and marry women and have children.

A straight guy would avoid any gay place at any cost because straight guys think gay guys would rape them if given the chance -which is true but we say it isn't.

>>5419262
>my dad is obviously straight, otherwise he wouldnt have 3 kids, would he?
oh honey...

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>>5419253
Yeah.
>>5419235
I'm hoping for a male companion and it being nothing gay. Or just have the doctor on his own for awhile first.

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>>5419232
>wake up at 06:00
>mom cooking
>dad is already at work
>no more uni because of christmas break
>decide to take a trip to my gym for some gains
>lift something chronic, super pumped
>head to the locker room
>get nude and head to the shower
>showers are separated by curtains individual stalls
>some guy in the stall next to me
>gap in the shower stall wall
>see some guys butt
>damn that's hot
>rub my knobend watching him wash his butt
>he turns around
>my head pressed against the wall to watch him
>big hairy balls and willy
>guy starts to give me a show
>man this is hot and I think he knows I'm watching
>he starts to rub himself more close to the gap in the wall
>fuck that's hot
>start showing him my cock when his head gets close to the gap
>we're rubbing our cocks watching eachother through the crack in the stall
>both of us shoot our hot loads together
>so hot!
>get embarrassed for what I just did
>quickly wash off cum from my hands down the drain
>he shuts off his shower and pulls back the curtain
>I quickly do the same so I can see what this hot stud looks like
>glimps over
>oh, uh h-hi dad, I uh- um thought you went to work today
>dad says "oh uh yeah I didn't have any work today and decided to come to the gym for a workout"
>awkward silence rushes over us both looking back at what we just did together.

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>>5419279
>>5419276
>>5419271

ok this exchange is over
im not replying anymore

>>5419287

S T O P

>>5419257
lol. where do you live where this is normal to talk to strangers, Narnia?
just going around giving people you've never talked to your number is a sure way to end up with a broken jaw.

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>>5419287
daddy fantasies sound hot but I can't indulge in them because my dad is morbidly obese and can't read or hear the word 'daddy' without thinking about him and it's just gross

>tfw no hot fit daddy

>>5419294
No really it doesn't matter.
But if you plan to go to a gay gym it depends if you're out to your dad or not.
If you aren't I'd advise to visit the one your dad doesn't go to.
You'll avoid an awkward coming out (or 2) that way.

>>5419284
happy belated birthday Jerry :0

>>5419299
>where do you live where this is normal to talk to strangers, Narnia?

I think that's a normal thing to do anywhere but in some European countries.

I talk with strangers all the time. Makes those long bus rides a lot more bearable.

>>5419299
Obviously not complete strangers, dumbass. It also helps not being autistic.

>>5419299

this.
here in london i cant imagine approaching a stranger, wtf

Poop is a natural lubricant

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>>5419313
>It also helps not being autistic.
Nooooooooooooooooooo why me.

>>5419313
you're the one sounding autistic going around talking to people you don't know and giving them your phone number. people would think you had some mental disability and was in need of help here if you did that shit.

>my ideal life would be spent under some random anons desk, worshiping his cock and giving him foot massages

W-what's wrong with me?

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>>5419315
it tastes great too

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I think my jingle balls may be dropping.

This is the best I could do this morning:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pfl7cpSIH1

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>>5419257
>A flirt is a casual conversation with few compliments.
>At some point the conversation will get a bit dull and you may look at each other, if the other guy looks away and is indifferent the probability of a date is little.
>If he is a little interested in you and asks you question about what you do, he might be interested in you.
>Ask stuff back about him like hobbies etc.


W-wait.
I do this to most people i meet at uni, even girls, that i have no sexual interest in.
D-do they think i'm flirting with them?

>>5419319
>talking to people you don't know
how do you get to meet new people then?

>>5419330
>D-do they think i'm flirting with them?
Nah. If the thought so you'd probably be in jail for verbally raping them. But you should stop doing that with women, just to be sure.

>>5419327
holy kek

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>>5419306
Thanks

>>5419319
This is not something you set out to as the activity of the day.

Imagine seeing a guy you like at school or uni and then you start talking to him. Or at the gym. It's not THAT hard to imagine.

>>5419330
If you don't ask them out they've probably forgotten you.

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>>5419325
>>5419315
what in the hell is this a new meme?

>>5419333
I do this with most new people i meet.

I don't really like talking about myself, so i just ask a shitload of random questions and hope that they are one of those people that like to talk about themselves endlessly.

It's kinda effective, so far, in making new friends.

>>5419331
when you're all drunk enough at a bar, then maybe you can greet them the next time you meet them. if they remember you the next time you're all drunk at a bar and you're invited to their after party you can start considering them your acquaintances and maybe add them on Facebook, but be careful with adding them on other social media or you might be considered a stalker.
if you keep meeting them at the bars for a while, maybe after some months you can start sending them messages and asking them what they are doing.

>>5418987
>>5418833
Again. I think I'm going to talk to him next time I see him. I'm basically masturbating 3-4 times a day to manage this problem. This is getting ridiculous.

>>5419057
I was struggling really badly with statistics last semester and one of my friends who had sort of befriended him introduced us. He's minoring in math and it started with him helping me get my grade up. Then we started hanging out more and more. He's friends with all of us now, but I don't think he has a wide social circle either. We were able to bring him out of his shell a bit, though.

>>5419344
I'm not at school or uni, and if I do something other than just nod at people at gym I'd have to find new hours to go, or go to a different gym.

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>>5419336
You're welcome jerry

>>5419347
well, different cultures I guess. But to me that sounds way more autistic than just introducing yourself and making small talk for a bit.

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>>5419301
this post disturbed me on multiple levels

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>>5419378
It's all in fun and games mang. Don't take things so seriously.

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>>5419366
this is how we wait for the bus in scandinavia, maybe not in denmark since they are a bit more thoughtless.
you honestly think we just walk around and introduce ourselves and have small talk. haha.

>>5419389

You'd think people who live so close to Santa Claus would be jollier.

>>5419394
we europeans dont believe in santa claus, he is some american capitalist invention

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>tfw parents arguing

>>5419389
That's honestly depressing.

>tfw crowded uni campus bus on on tuesday
>tfw got groped

felt good man.

>>5419350
>I'm basically masturbating 3-4 times a day to manage this problem

jesus are you in heat or something?

>>5419410
I don't mind it, it keeps in their place and you get your personal space not invaded.

>>5419405

Like hygiene!

>>5419389
>you honestly think we just walk around and introduce ourselves and have small talk. haha.

No, I know you don't. That's why I asked.
Here it's really common to talk with the other people waiting for the bus. I usually don't approach others because I'm shy, but really it's pretty common. I've met some pretty interesting people that way.

>>5419422
hue hue hue
i've noticed that americans are rather dirty, just look at wallmart and they way american tourists dress

>>5419422
>visiting my brother in amsterdam
>out in several bars
>no bar actually washes the glasses
>they just have a huge pool of dirty water in a sink and they "bathe" the glasses

disgusting.

>>5419426
idk where your from but that seems like a fantastic way to get shanked, robbed, and raped. Perhaps not in that order, but its all same

>>5419426
what I don't get is that they can't talk to each other in this type of scenario but are supposedly totally ok with getting completely naked in front of each other.

>>5419430
and here I thought the meme was that Americans bathed and cleaned too much

>>5419442
I'd like to see how gay dating in scandinavia is. Do they talk to each other on growlr or do they wait until the dude is at least 10 km away.

>>5419438
>like a fantastic way to get shanked, robbed, and raped

I really doubt street criminals try to talk with you before doing you harm anywhere in the world.

In any case, it's actually safer. It's harder to assault a group of people than to assault someone who's by himself.

>>5419442
i thought the meme was that the french are unhygienic

>>5419442
it's basically a generation thing, those younger than me grew up with smart phones and the internet was there from when they were born, so they skip showering or shower with their underwear on.

my generation is part of the, it's my world mentality so it's not that I'm comfortable being naked around others it's just that other people are more like furniture, it's usually just me so I see no reason not getting naked on my own.

Who would you rather date/fuck?
Sp or jupp.
http://strawpoll.me/6318522

>>5419466
i dont know how they look so none of them two

>>5418751

Didn't you get GONORRHEA from your EX because you didn't use a condom Jupp?

>>5419436
well, this is actually kinda true but more along the muslim religion adherents and the Egyptians before that. Sandy regions (sub-saharan african) required a whole lot more bathing.