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I wanna fuckin hot and sexy italian-american boyfriend

>not linking the precious thread
you had one job, op

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>>5420581

>>5421090
So I talked to him about how I've been feeling.

I'm an idiot.

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>>5421667
spaghetti and a-meatballs

>>5421658
How bad is it though? Have you had abusive relationships? I just know from observation and anecdotes that it kills. Kinda scared of just throwing myself out there and potentially get beaten up.

>this paranoia

Jfc.

>>5421657
How are those brass knuckles?

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3 days, 12.75 hours until Aussie Christmas.
Love your neighbor and keep in good spirits!

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>>5421688
I'm Orthodox Christian

>>5421657
>self defence
Best form of self defence is running away >>5421688
Who cares about Aussie Christmas ? It happens in the summer for them
It's a sham Christmas

>>5421420
Stats/lifting stats?

>>5421670
So how much do empty wweight squats actually do? I'm kinda scared of adding weights. I don't want to hurt myself or anything.

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>>5421674
lies

best defense is offense

>>5421667
Twulk with double dong.
>double dong.
Clearly not a power top. Threat lvl: 2/5 kittehs

>>5421670
Your a twink to me, Ann and don't forget it

>>5421699

as a rule of thumb, if you can do 15 reps of something it isnt heavy enough. Can you do 15 reps of bodyweight squats in a row?

if so bodyweight squats will give you zero gains and you will have to start squatting with a barbell.

its much more fun, anyway - youll like it i think

>>5421650
>abusive
>implying
if they didnt like getting slapped every now and then they wouldnt let me

>>5421666
I'm proud of you anon. Just stick with it and you'll make it in no time.

Remember: A journey of a thousand miles starts with the straw that broke the camel's back. Or something.

>>5421699
They won't get you too far on their own. Wait until you're comfortable doing body-weight squats before moving up to weighted ones.

>>5421712
Exactly. It's not my fault that dinner wasn't on the table when I came home.

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>>5421695
But it's all I have, that's why I have to make the most of it.

>>5421694
Repent.

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>>5421716
>>5421712

this legit gave me a boner

wtf is wrong w/ me

>>5421699
are you like 40kg?

an olympic barbell by itself is 20kg

>>5421719
>It's all you have
I feel sorry for you, criminal

>>5421673
greentext failure

>>5421721
low self-esteem
it's easier to associate pleasure with abuse rather than solve your issues

>>5421712
I don't mean consensual abuse in sex play and stuff.
>the oxymoron
I mean actual actual abuse.

>>5421734

woah
you aint wrong

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>>5421728
HALF criminal, moran. Only (possibly) because of my mum's filthy potatonigger family.
My dad's family came here shortly after WW2.

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do you have a limp wrist? can you give a good handshake?

in my experience people don't hate gays, they hate limp wristed handshakes

>>5421739
>only half criminal
And it's potato blood, eww
Next your dad's family will be Germans evading "trials"

>>5421711
Uhh, I started panting by the twelfth. Went to thirty and chilled for a bit contemplating life.

>>5421713
I just don't know if I have the gut to stick with it. I'll see what I can do to keep at it.

And when do I know I'm comfortable? There are two people I know I could ask about this stuff. But I don't want to tell them it's so I can tone my butt.

There any way to phrase it so it sounds all serious and not - superficial?

>>5421721
Sounds like you're a sub. You should look for a dom, ideally one who isn't actually abusive. lol

>tfw no qt to "punish"

>>5421743
Dolph Lundgren is bootleg Vincent Van Damme.

>>5421748
>tfw no bf to kick your stomach after you overeat
truly suffering

>>5421748
>>tfw no qt to "punish"

*qt sub to punish

Fixed that for you.

>>5421746
>Went to thirty and chilled for a bit contemplating life.
Sounds like you're ready to try light weights to me.
>There any way to phrase it so it sounds all serious
Just tell them you're looking to get fit, and you're afraid your legs are lagging behind.

>>5421754

>tfw no bf to feed while rubbing his belly and jerking him off and telling him what a good boy he is getting all big and strong for daddy

;-;

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>>5421745
>Next your dad's family will be Germans evading
No, worse. Italians.
Pastaniggers and potatoniggers. Gnocchiniggers, if you will.
Stop raining on my parade by reminding me of my filthy heritage, I was having a good day before you showed up.

>>5421735
>consensual abuse
how beta is that
im not going to ask politely if i can give him a black eye gb2 reddit

>tfw fat hairy muscular dom in the streets
>ultra masculine
>dream about a nice boy punishing my anus giving me a reach around and making fun of my penis and my overcompensation

>>5421748
>You should look for a dom, ideally one who isn't actually abusive

easier said than done

all i want is a guy who is an equal during the day and a dom during the night.

but so far i have only met controlfreak sociopaths who want to own me 24/7. like, keep it in the bedroom thanks.

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>>5421751
>some dutch bitch
>even comparing to Dolph
hah

>>5421762
It what we Irish do, since you're one of us, we shit in people, much like how you start threads with "love everyone" but quickly shot on other people's choices

Books as Christmas gifts: y/n/gay

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>>5421772

hes a weak bitch

Stallone >>>>> dolph

didnt you see the documentary, Rocky IV?

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>>5421729
>finally respond to his text after he called me
>tell him to come over like we planned but there was something I wanted to talk to him about
>he arrives looking nervous
>goes in for the hug like usual
>step away from him and tell him to wait
>he looks hurt
>feel like garbage
>explain to him that we can't do stuff like hold hands or cuddle or sleep in the same bed anymore
>he looks more hurt
>feel like more garbage
>start out strong and it devolves quickly into verbal diarrhea because I'm getting emotional
>finally come out and say it's because I have feelings for him and it's difficult for me to do stuff like that and not be filled with false hope
>he looks upset and then confused
>"But Anon I thought we were."
>Thought we were what?
>"I thought we were already dating."
>mfw
>mfw he thought we were dating for the last couple of months or so and just going really slow because he had heard I'd never had a boyfriend before
>mfw he thought I called him over here to break up with him
>mfw we both completely misunderstood each other
>mfw all that misery and frustration I put myself through was for nothing
>mfw this could have all been avoided if I simply asked him instead of spending months wondering

>>5421758
Mhh, alright. But I don't have a random fitting barbell at home. Wat do?

And my legs are the fittest part of my body. And they know. But I'll try.

Also, does working out even do anything on a regular to low-calorie diet? I'm generally not very hungry, even after a busy day at work (which is physically demanding) and forcing myself to eat has ended in failure before.

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>>5421776
>but quickly shot on other people's choices
It's called constructive criticism. Strewth, mate.

>Clouds are starting to clear up
Fuck, this day went downhill fast. Time to put the tinfoil back on my windows.

>>5421784
omg
slay that bussy immediately
you owe him that much

>>5421754
That's def one way to lose weight. lol
>>5421766
Are you the guy who was moaning about his small penis a few threads back?

>>5421768
I didn't say it would be easy. But it's definitely worth a look.

You might just try and find a normal qt, and see if he's willing to try his hand at being a dom.

>>5421763
How oafish is wanting to randomly give people black eyes?
Gb2jail.

>>5421772
Van Damme would tear him a new arse hole. Not just physically. He had so much more success because he was just better at what they did.

>>5421784
oh dear that's silly
but still, that's weird he just assumed you were dating without you two actually discussing it
i assume you two are bfs now though, right?

>>5421793

>
qts dont exactly grow on trees
but ill try i guess

>>5421785
>Wat do?
Just find something heavy and hold on to it while you do squats.

If they already know you're gay, you might just want to tell them your fitness goal is primarily booty gains.

It's allot easier to add muscle on a calories surplus. You can make progress eating at maintenance, but it will be slower.

>>5421788
Just stay inside, tinfoil up and look at your model husbando
Its for the best

>>5421784

lmao

suck his dick bitch

>watching anime
>doesn't seem too bad, nice fantasy elements, cool MC
>out of left field turns into mecha anime with 3 minutes left in first episode

god dammit Japan

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WHAT DO I GET MY BOYFRIEND FOR XMAS?

IS CK UNDERWEAR ALRIGHT?

>>5421782
Stallone was """""studying""""" to be a hairdresser before he became an actor
>>5421797
>thieves flee after breaking into Lundgren's home
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5224797/Thieves-flee-after-breaking-into-Dolph-Lundgrens-Spanish-home.html

what has Van Damme done?

>>5421828

That's more of a present for you but yes, underwear is a good present. All gays love underwear. We all grew up fantasizing about the dudes on the underwear packages.

>>5421828
Get him preggers

>>5421828
I'd like it. Def be embarrassed if I opened if in front of the family. lol

>>5421791
We made out for nearly two hours, but we're going to a friend's Christmas party and we both have to get ready. He's staying the night, though. So I might be losing my virginity finally? Or at least getting the chance to fool around with him some more.

Apparently when he asked me to go get coffee with him a couple of months ago, he was asking me out on a date. I thought he just wanted to hang out a little more. It was shortly after that that I started wondering.

Since I'm really inexperienced and have no clue what the fuck I'm doing and people aren't exactly his forte, no wonder we were both so confused.

I'm really excited now, though.

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>>5421814
Okay.
It's only noon, so it might still rain later.

>>5421817
>cool MC
Rare.

>>5421828
>CK UNDERWEAR
Disgusting.
Buy him a tennis ball or something, but put it in a big box.

>>5421832
Made for some of the most memorable action sequences, one-liners and overall action movies.

Where are LLundgrens famous movies?

>>5421813
So like, potentially also just in my hands? Like regular weights and stuff?

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R8?

t. new tripfag

>>5421813
Also, one of em knows. But it'd still make me a little uncomfortable. Maybe I'll tell em. Would perhaps be a step to being a little more me in front of people than before.

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>>5421866
Chin.

>>5421861
Yes. You're going to need a barbell pretty quickly though, if you keep at it.

You might try weighted lunges too.

>>5421866
Medieval haircut/10.

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>>5421721
Confusing
>the intensity of violent rage with loving passion
>the attention and pity of victimhood with loving care

Having said that subby bitch tears are hot tbQh. Sigh. Kinks are supposed to be shameful for a reason, pal.

>>5421802
I feel like such an idiot.

Like I said, he apparently asked me out. We were hanging with friends and as we were walking back to the dorm he asks "Do you want to go get coffee with me?"

He meant sometime in the near future as date. But the way it happened I thought he was just suggesting we hang out more. So I was like "Yeah sure, I'd love to. Let's go."

>>5421816
I tried to but he didn't want us to be late for the party we're supposed to be going to. Which is responsible of him. He's sleeping over tonight, though.

>>5421866
>the great gatsby
TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!

>>5421866

no.... no more tripfags.... just stay anon

please, its for your own good

>>5421828

Oh my God I almost forgot that the Fred movie happened.
And that actually would be a good porno.

Christ, Google is a mother fucker.

>>5421866
sup barney

>>5421841
I opened underwear as a present from a "friend" last year, it was embarrassing
I just went with my dad saying the "friend" was gay and left it at that (pinned it on a friend then knew rather then saying I had a bf)
But Fuck it, it was nice ass underwear

I'm still in a strop that I got b& for posting hons a few days ago

>>5421871
So I'd probs have to visit a fitness center for necessary gear. Uuugh, how I hate those. That'll be the real test, I think.

But ty for talking me into it. Might become as attractive as I'd like to be in a couple years.

>>5421883
What's wrong with tripfags?

>>5421866
Ugly. Stay anon so we don't have to deal with you.

>>5421841
one time in 11th grade a guy bought me underwear for christmas and he brought it to school for me to open
we weren't dating or having sex or anything

>>5421905
Did you put it on and show it to him?

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>>5421857

>>5421910
no, no i did not
it was so awkward

>>5421857
there's also a statue of him in luxembourg or belgium or wherever he's from

>>5421917
he's from sweden

do any of you get the thirst and like need dick and any dick will do?

Last night I was so horny I was legit ready to suck anyone's dick who was up for it.
I didn't though as the person I'd arranged to come over pussied out.
Happy I didn't though. How do I stop being a hoe

>>5421917
It's in Brussels
Because he's the "muscles from Brussels"

>>5421929
jean claude van damme is not swedish

Why are you gay?

I think I may have the answer.

We inherited our own mother's lust for men/women and gender issues.

If your mother while pregnant with you was lusting after other men (besides your father) or women they wanted to look like while being pregnant & fat for 9 months perhaps those thoughts also got implanted into your brain and became hardwired.

If your mother lusted for feminine girly clothes & Victoria's Secret lingerie while pregnant perhaps that's why you turned out a tranny.

Ask your mom how she felt while pregnant with you!

>>5421933
Work out a lot

>>5421933
You can't. Gays are like werewolves. Ocasionally there's just nothing you can do, you need dick.

>>5421943
By jove it's so low effort I think they might just go for it!

>>5421892
No problem anon. I'm pulling for you.

Make sure to keep us updated with lots of progress pics. lol

>>5421887
It's not even the gay thing. If I'm opening x-mas presents in front of the fAm with my bf, they clearly know. But getting sexy underwear is all of half a step away from opening sex toys.

>>5421917
Sounds like he wanted the d something fierce.

>>5421933
Do you legit get off on sucking dick?
>How do I stop being a hoe
Find a d to suck on the regular.

>>5421784
>>5421849
>>5421880
loooooooool you guys are so fucking retarded its beautiful. have fun at your party and come back and green text how your night went

>>5421943

If your mom was constantly lusting after your father while pregnant with you and still getting dicked by him, perhaps that's why so many of you have daddy issues?

>>5421657
Gaygen official song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EVKy35L7MM&list=PLVTLbc6i-h_iuhdwUfuPDLFLXG2QQnz-x&index=4

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>>5421958

not him, but dicksucking is my #1 fav activity

i would rather suck dick than get fucked to be honest. its just so.... comfy + fun!

>>5421961

Makes since, a daddy having sex with his pregnant wife is also having sex with the child...is it not?

I can definitely see that causing daddy issues and it's on the verge of being pedophilia, even if you're safe in the womb..it's still a violation of your fetus. NO?

>>5421947
I do already.

>>5421958
The thought of sucking dick is actually way better than the reality of sucking.
I'm just trying to keep anal to relationships only bc AIDS. Last night I was ready to dick and be dicked though. I was feral

>>5421961
Naw. That's how you get bisexual.

>>5421961
>tfw the reason why my mom abandoned me was because my cock was too small
>i will never impress my mother by showing her my cock because it's so small

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>>5421933
I get the thirst but not just any act will do

I like fucking the shit out of guys I like as much as I like rubbing dick on dick with them
>>5421942
neither are you lolol

kill yourself

>>5421958
he did
i turned him down, repeatedly over the years
we ended up making out a couple times after we graduated, but that's as far as it ever went

>>5421976
/thread
/mass suicide
/do dinosaur

>>5421986
>tfw had to unfilter your faggot ass just to read what was said
>completely irrelevant and useless like always

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>>5421980
He probably had photos of you covering every last bit of wall space in his room.

>>5421991
Are you the guy who wants his mom to be proud of his dick? I-i don't think we can date anymore, bro.

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>>5421978

>>5422004
one time we went over to his house and he was like
this makes me think of you
and he put on the video to jesse mccartney's beautiful soul on the tv
and i was like
ooooook and i went outside
and he went to his neighbors yard and ripped off a bunch of rose petals and came over and started pouring them over me
i made him take me home immediately

>>5422004
if this guy was juiced out hed be hot af

>>5421967
You sound like bf material. lol

It's good to know. I've only known a handful of grills who were into it, for most it getting them to suck my dick was like pulling teeth.

Course that might have more to do with freakish corkscrew then personal preference. lol

>>5421971
>The thought of sucking dick is actually way better than the reality of sucking.
Why is that?

>>5422011
That's cute
You're a cunt

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>>5422011
>mfw

>>5421894
all of them are catty bitches

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>>5422011
Yeah, I was a li...uh, I mean, he sounds like a creep :\]

>>5422012
NO!
He needs to stay a 6'3 noodle boy.

>>5422014
I dunno. Do you agree though?
Actually sucking Dick gets boring after a while. In porn it looks so fun to do for ages

>>5422011
Lol, he must have really been an ugo for that not to work.

>>5422024
Some of them are pretty chill. Dread for example.

>>5422024

>>5422017
>a guy you had no romantic interest in keeps making awkward gestures
>cute

>>5422025
yeah i found out a couple years ago he like did crack regularly and went to rehab n shit

>>5422031
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wasn't into it
that whole thing doesn't sound romantic or cute to me at all, it's awkward

>>5422014
>The thought of sucking dick is actually way better than the reality of sucking.
>>5422029

Female brain. They love to wriggle around with their comfy dick fantasies more than anything. Because only fems have vibrant imaginations. Bro.

>>5421866
you could do anal with that buttchin

>>5422029
Lol couldn't say, I've never done it. It seems pretty gross to me.

I could definitely have me dick sucked for ages.
>tfw when I've never really gotten a blow job
>They just suck until they get bored and we fuck.

>>5422036
It's.
He wasn't trying to rape you, he was being cheesy.

>>5422038
Making no sense. Good job.

>>5422046
tell us more about your shitty sex

>>5422046
>never done it

Please leave str8y

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>>5422036
>he like did crack regularly and went to rehab n shit
Cute.
>tfw no tortured soul bf
I still think you're a selfish monster for not giving him at least one go at the Sludgepooper.

>>5422046
People actually let you put that thing in their mouth?

>>5422046

S U R R E Y

i cant believe you haveny had a bj before, what the fuck?

>>5421866
Are you gonna be the next Dr Who? Ya look kinda like the next Dr

>>5422058
R u Guildford fag. I deleted kik so I didn't rly chat to u. Soz

>>5422046
do you post on /fraud/ as well?

what are you running?

do people actually drool during sex or is it a thing from my yaois only?

>>5422057
for a second I thought that was a woman on the right

>>5422047
i hope you have to turn down a guy 5 times and he still does things to make you uncomfortable

Who is your trip crush?

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>Self Defense Edition
I hope all of my fellow burgers have purchased an American made, blessed by God firearm, right?

>>5422061
>>5422058
Actually got you confused with someone else. The guy near Guildford, presumably you, didn't give me his kik. It was someone else

>>5422068
I hope your one true crackhead gets you pregnant.

>>5422069
Broseph

>>5422072

Jay?

>>5422053
Sorry. Forgot /blog post

>>5422054
Is it that weird? I thought there were plenty of tops who didn't like sucking d.

>>5422057
Not often. lol

>>5422058
>S U R R E Y
:(

>>5422061
Lucky fuck. If you hurt Surrey anon, I'll have to come and break your legs.

>>5422080
Ye

>>5422064
atm 750 test e and 700 tren e. Can't wait for this blast to be over honestly. Don't think I'll ever do tren again.

>>5422075
i'll be sure to name our deformed crackchild after you

>>5422081
Yeah. I don't know any gay/bi guys who don't like sucking dick.
I think I'd probably be so so bored during sex if it was just gonna be that one sided and dull

>>5422066
I think my boyfriend has gotten pretty close a few times when he's in certain positions. There's a lot of spit when he's going down on me though. Dunno if that counts.

>>5422086
fuarrk. i cant wait to start my first cycle. so excited!

>>5422082

dont worry about it.
i still havent seen Star Wars though. Do you still want to watch it or nah?

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>>5422049
How's that filter working for you, bb? Seems like nothing can keep you away from my musk.

>>5422046
>no truBJ
Your girlfriends are worse than mine ever were. You really should make the switch to full homo, bro.

>>5422089
Fuck. I guess I'm just weird.

>>5422096
What are you running?

>>5422096

what do you look like now?
roids are only for experienced lifters imo. beginners to lifting should never do roids or bad things happen.

>>5422102
Not the same anon who filters you but desu you seem like a douche.

>>5422101
Maybe yeh.
Everyone's raving about it

>>5422104
just the standard 12 week test e + 40mg dbol + ai and then pct after.

>>5422102
>You really should make the switch to full homo, bro.
I wish I could. I just found out I'll never be full homo. :(

>>5422107
This is pretty true. You should definitely have your form and diet on point.

I wouldn't recommend a cycle for anybody who hasn't done at least one big bulk/cutting cycle to get used to adjusting your diet.

>>5422113

same. do you want to try and hash a date out?

Ephesians 5:3 declares, “But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity...because these are improper for God's holy people.”

The biblical definition of “immorality” is “any form of sexual contact outside of marriage” (1 Corinthians 7:2).

According to Hebrews 13:4, only the “marriage bed” is pure and undefiled. According to the Bible, sex is to be reserved for marriage. Period. Oral sex is a sin if done before or outside of marriage.

Granted all homosexual activities are considered a sin within the bible, but if you're going to have any sort of sex, get married first to your mate, so you at least have a leg to stand on when it comes to your judgement.

>>5422119
Maybe you'll change your mind on oral when you actually try it....
Stop being frigid

>>5422115
Good on you m8. Allot of new guys want to take all sorts of crazy yolo shit their first time. Then they wonder why they have hypertension and bitch tits.

>>5422121
I redownload kik in the morning

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I arranged a date with a guy tomorrow and he hasn't cancelled it (yet)

this is unprecedented

I'm scared

>>5422138

Don't do anything lewd.

>>5422132

cool. night

>>5422138
Bleach your anus

>>5422129
yeh man, just gotta test the waters, just gotta get some pharma ai now then gtg. i want tits but not bitch tits if you know what i mean

>>5422093
hawt. does he do that "thread of spit" thing when you pull him off you're dick?

>>5422109
Don't judge our love. And nobody is a douche here. We're gay so... that would be gross.

>>5422119
Maybe when you're in a loving and committed homo rship and your femboi asks nicely, you can try sucking baby dick. Then you'll achieve final homo form.

>>5422138
Douche your boipucci

>>5422115
>>5422146

What do you look like now?

...you arent a beginner are you?

>>5422138
wax ur boipucci

Why do you guys have to make such nasty disgusting comments? 4chan really needs to have everyone login so no on can be anonymous. Might as well become Reddit, at least people are more respectful on there.

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>>5422154

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>>5422144
>>5422150
>>5422154
I think I'll be following this anon's advice
>>5422141

In any case, I'm ready for anything ifkwim

>>5422160
Fuk off pussiboi

>am a top
>have a small package
I should just give up. I fucking hate this.

>>5422165
Learn to power bottom

>>5422151
i think ive built a solid enough base. been lifting for ~5 years, around 5'8 75kg ~12%bf. might cut a little bit more. i just dont want to look like some of those guys who are on juice but still look natty

>>5422165
>2015
>not being vers master race

what are you afraid of?

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>>5422162
inject custard into boipączki.

>>5422165
>tfw sub
>well-endowed
nothing in life is fair familia so suck it up

>>5422163

I am not afraid of you Satan. You're powerless. The only power you have is the power God has given you.

>>5422170
I literally don't get why someone would be an exclusive top or bottom.

>>5422172
FUCK OFF

>>5422173
Why is that bad? Shouldn't range from not mattering to being hilarious? You'd helicopter around when being topped. Just floppin' like a baby elephant at a rave. That's cute, tbQh.

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>>5422175

>>5422167
>>5422170
I've tried getting it in the butt. It wasn't a pleasant experience.

>>5422148
Sometimes. God I miss him. I can't wait to see him again.

>>5422176

Why would anyone even allow a dick up their ass or stick their dick into a butthole.

We all agree that it's disgusting and vile, right?
Yet you still desire it and want it. Knowing full well it's satanic.

>>5422161
brepare ur hitlerpuc lol

>>5422176
exclusive tops have internalized homophobia

exclusive bottoms are trannies in denial

vers are sluts

real men loving men are side

>>5422183
Then you were doing it wrong.
If you take your time, lube it up and go slow it's hard for it to feel bad.

>>5422179
Fuck off

>>5422185
Tbqh, I only do it to piss off the Christians.
I also love sticking my tongue in men's anuses as well. >>5422181
Jesus loved that appaz

>>5422179
i didn't imply it was bad or good familia
it's just god is a bitch who makes these stupid pranks on us puny dick-worshiping mortals

>>5422185
sounds gay af

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>>5422178
>>5422194

>Use the filter
>get on my comedy lvl
>grow up

>>5422206
Aww, I feel you, bud. Well I think it's neat.

>>5422223
aight, d-g bless

>>5422193
At this point it doesn't even matter. No way anyone would take me seriously topping so I might as well start forcing myself to like receiving

>>5422237
I don't know why but I really want to fuck you now.

I'm seriously confused about what's turned me on about you.

>>5422165
Nah, I, and other bottoms, love smaller tops. Believe in yourself

anyone have any tips to get rid of a lisp/limp wrist?

>>5422231
Thank u Hun!!
I've been saved!!!
The devil holds no records on me now

>>5422245
cut off your wrists and tongue

>>5422245
vocaroo of your lisp please

as a straight guy these make me hard

>>5422256
same tbqh

>>5422256
>>5422261
As straight as a circle hunty

I think I may have shaved blind too many times. My face looks kinda rough.

>>5422240
I don't even know what that means
>>5422244
I doubt it. With my medicine it's more difficult to get hard anyways.

>>5421866
calle pls

>>5422245
look for videos that teach the pronunciation of the english sounds. Concentrate in the /s/ (sound), /z/ (zoo), /θ/ (throat), and /ð/ (this) since those are the ones that usually cause lisp problems.

idk what to say about the wrists. Just practice not doing it until it becomes natural, I guess.

>>5422266
That I want to fuck you?

>>5422269
Yeah. Why? What part of what I've said is even remotely arousing?

>>5422274
I don't know.
I think it might be the fact that your projecting yourself as broken, and I like that? I think?

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

>>5422275
I'm not broken I'm just extremely frustrated that my hardware is pathetic

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>>5422301
fuck off

>mfw I got a warning for posting daddy bowser

UNACCEPTABRU

>>5422301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuIjbNkBDAw

>>5422309
I'm finding that attractive though.
Like I want to help you.

I dunno man. I'm as confused as you are as to why this is doing something for me.

>>5422314
You are my hero Senpai. I love you

>>5422314
Hey senpai how'd your lewd date go?
Did he call you daddy?

>>5422318

If you really loved me you'd post bussy though.

>>5422321

He wants to do it again after he sees his parents for Christmas :3

Didn't call me daddy... yet.

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>>5422328
>tfw senpai is going to have a bf soon
c:

>>5422330

idk I'm a little wary of dating someone a lot younger

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>>5422334
oh so you will be his sugar daddy after all

>>5422334
It's never worked out for me at all...18 year olds are too flaky

>>5422330
ech

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>>5422314
>just a warning
>no bans

They must like you.

what are you listening to?

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>>5422343
>too flaky
I doubt he'd find anyone flakier than himself, the guy's a fucking kook.

>>5422340

I'm too poor for the sugar part.

>>5422343

Well, hopefully we can be fuckbuddies at least.

>>5422346

That or it was a janitor and it's waiting on a mod to ban me. That's happened before. The post was pretty old though.

>>5422346
Happy belated birthday sp onee-chan!

Did jupp get you a samurpuppy for your birthday?!?!

>>5422350
gurgling sounds your bf makes while he swallows my load

>>5422350
the sound of worgen dying
i'm playing wow and i hate myself :c

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>>5422352
There will be justice.
>>5422353
No.

>>5422355

I mean, I'm not saying you deserve it for playing wow

but you totally deserve it for playing wow

>>5422355
why not play a good game instead

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>>5422360
>No.

Bad jupp bad.
You withheld bottoming for him to punish for his insolence didn't you?

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>>5422360
He didn't get you anything, did he?
Is there trouble in paradise?
Were shoes thrown? Passive aggressive shady comments?
Spill the t, gurl.

>>5422371
Haavard Kleppe.
Now I know who to kill with exercise and GOMAD.

>>5422363
why not suck on my asshole

>>5422361
it's so bad, there's tooltips that are flat out wrong and mechanics that aren't explained in game at all

>>5422373
fuck off

>>5422374
that can be arranged

>went to the Patriots game
>all them qts

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pfl7cpSIH1

hello

>>5422382

>slut machine

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>>5422350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRlT-G6CFak

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>>5422379
This.

>>5422387
Thank you, based Christmas Hitler.
How can Shitler even compete?

>>5421657
>tfw no one to impregnate my boiwomb

>>5422402
see: >>5422392

>>5422392
>kohai

>>5422402
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

stop whatever you are doing
post selfie R I G H T N O W and no cheating

>>5422380
only if you're in la and promise to love me forever and also tell me i'm handsome and the light of your life

>>5422402

What >>5422406 said

>>5422407

I'm not the one slutting it up with an entire football stadium

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>>5422411

>>5422425
How've you been, man

>>5422432

I've been exams

Exams all day every day forever

Even now I'm studying

>>5422441
Luckily I'm working so no exams. Unfortunately I don't get vacation days so gotta work this and next week

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>>5422411
have this shitty low-res pic of me took five minutes ago
my hair looks ridiculous but im drunk and idc

>>5422453
why are you making that weird face?

>>5422453
Ugly.

>>5422453
r u a grille bb

>>5422476
For some reason all twinks have to make a goofy face when they take a picture
see: grindr, instagram

Faggggots

>>5422492
nigger hair

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>>5422492
Fight me.

>>5422484
bearface is much more prevalent

>>5422476
bc selfies are hard when you have been drinking all day also >>5422484
>>5422480
y-you too
>>5422482
TRANNIES NO

>>5422504
What's bearface?

>>5422453
Are you wearing lipstick?

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>>5422504

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>>5422504
>>5422525

Bearface is qt

>>5422522
...

How do I suck a cock like a god?
Any blowie and sex tips?

>>5422525
>>5422533
O lol
Rugby makes that face lol

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>>5422453
You look like a homosexual. Good job bb
>>5422525
not enough beard

>>5422514
that thing bears do where they all make the same face in every picture and caption it with something about tummy tuesday or cuddles

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>>5422411
k
>>5422533
That pic really does look like him. So uncanny.

>>5422541
O shit I said this before looking at the filename

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>>5422543

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>>5422533
it's so uncanny

>>5422494
>dreadlocks belong to black people

>>5422499
I wouldn't want to make you cry

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>have two room mates this year
>one gay, one bi
>gay one insufferable
>has an obnoxious boyfriend he constantly gets into violent fights with
>have friend over
>we're hanging out in my room
>they go from fucking to fighting in thirty seconds somehow
>friend looks at me
>she asks if I'm going to do anything
>mfw

>>5422540

Rub your tongue on his frenulum

>>5422540
Practice makes perfect. Want help with that part?

>>5422543
>tfw at the pub with my dad and his friends
>tfw women starts trying to talk about hot famous guys with me
i was acting so straight i dont even know how

>>5422571
by "violent" I mean verbally, btw. Like, screaming matches.

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>>5422568
Pussy.

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>tfw can't make him cum with a blowjob or riding him
>can only make him cum by fucking him
>secretly want to be the bottom

doomed to top ;_;

>>5422573
I had another dog guy try and talk to me on scruff. A leather slave dog boy bitch something or other

>>5422583
>can only cum by getting fucked
>want to be a top

very sad

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>>5422558
better bb
>>5422578
Uhuh sure you did

>>5422583

https://49.media.tumblr.com/2d9e3a5e52e96992f21e3e05daa9e624/tumblr_mzit2kxhsb1rc58l2o1_500.gif

>>5422586

Was he cute though?

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>>5422589
What's your ethnic origin?

>>5422571
>>5422579
that sounds annoying as shit T B H

is the bi guy cute? would you bf him? either way change roomies at beginning of year.

How do I not get totally cuc'ked by life? I'm like a huge wimp and I have no backbone, and it's killing me

>>5422591
senpai how do I make my man cum, just by using my mouth ;_;

>>5422581
>says pussy
I knew you were straight you piece of shit

>>5422591
>that gif
I love double dildo vids

>cute
Only saw pics of him wearing masks

>>5422589
t b h tho more straight acting than most 'masc' posters here >>5422548
only externally a faggot

>>5422534
That's kind of cute actually. lol

>>5422592
not sure really? white.. what do you think?

>>5422599
use condoms. get a gov job

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>>5422603

Don't suck it, do it more like you're rubbing your lips up and down, maintain rhythm and pressure, lots of spit, don't be a pussy, lockjaw and a sore throat is the sign of a job well done

>>5422606

Never trust the mask, you can never tell what kind of uggo might be underneath

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>>5422599
Do you go to a gym? Also get out of your comfort zone. If you think something might go wrong, do it anyway.

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>>5422610
im not wearing fucking lipstick

>>5422622
>gym
Lolnope
I mean I get over scheduled by my job and I never say anything, i haven't come out to anyone yet, and I never speak mind. Am I just a doormat?

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>>5422606
And don't you forget it, sissy boy.
M-man, I sure do love girlpussy...

>>5422615
>what do you think
I think you're a liar. What's your motive here?

>>5422599
Don't listen to this poofta >>5422622
Find pure 2D waifu.

>>5422623
Whatever you say cutie pie.

>>5422630
Sounds like it.

>>5422583
My worst fear as a vers guy

Which trip would you show to your parents?

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>>5422630
>Am I just a doormat?

If you have to ask it's probably likely. You just gotta get some free time up and maybe get some hobbies going to meet some new people.
>>5422633
Hay gurl hay

>>5422633
Just to have fun. I thought I was white. Idk family history. Biodad looks sandnigger but I pass right?

>>5422640
i want surprise my parents so the gayest one. which one is that?

>>5422651
>the gayest
Take senpai

>>5422641
I have friends and shit, I just never start anything on my own and I'm too busy to do much for hobbies

>>5422651
The gayest would be senpai by far.

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>>5422651

How you doin bb

>>5422654
>>5422665

You know it bitches

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>>5422651
No. I don't trust you one bit, you make my skin crawl.

>>5422641
Can you forward a message to Jupp for me?
Tell him I said thanks for last night, and that he left his stockings in my car.

>>5422640
Dead or alive?

>>5422533
I didn't know non-fit and hairy asians could be cute

is it wrong that I go on grindr and hook old people up by pretending to agree to go to one of their houses and giving the other one the 1st guy's address?

>>5422676

Now you know

Panda bear is best bear

>>5422676
He looks mexican

new thread:
>>5422685
>>5422685
>>5422685

>>5422669
heyheyhey post butt
>>5422671
how white are you? at least im not a skelly jew