Gay General: Get ripped or get kicked edition

tfw no bf to face fart me

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>>5420581
>ugly ripped guy

Old: >>5419523

>tfw in the military so all I do really is cardio to practice and train

How do I even do cardio properly? I just run around in the room drinking coffee.

>>5420550
Yeah a lot of my clothes are old too. I only recently started buying large shirts at concerts.

Anyway time to train

>>5420606
What military? Almost all the bases I've heard of have gyms.

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Any of you faggots has ever used a dermaroller?

Are they a maymay?


>>5420606
Calisthenics and HIIT running around the base.

>>5420616
Im not in it in it yet. Boot camp doesn't start until like march april so in in like a limbo.

>tfw going to lose all my gains

Im ok with this I guess.

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>tfw no cute twink bf

>>5420581
I will probably try, fail, and go home and cry myself to sleep after eating a whole package of nutter butters.

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>>5420581
MEZAMETAMAE WAGA ARUJITACHI YO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>5420525
My other friend said that's what happened. That the guy I like is worried because I haven't answered his text and when he called I didn't pick up.

I feel so guilty about skeeving on him when he's my friend (and according to some people here not interested). I can't bring myself to pick up or talk to him just yet.

This other friend that's texting me on his behalf would be good to talk to about it, but he's the one who said we were in "dating purgatory" so maybe he might be impartial.

>>5420578
Yeah. They're terms used for "muscle dymorphia"

>>5420601
He is pretty ugly. Maybe that's why he's so concerned with gains.

>>5420639
>tfw no gains in my gains account today

feelsbadman

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>be me
>19 years old
>kissless virgin (both genders)
>in the closet

>>5420601
He really is ripped but ugly

.>>5420639

Reminds me of Garo Sengen for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

>>5420650
Better luck next time.

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>>5420653
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-same boat.
Like, exactly. Give height and weight and ethnic yadda.

>>5420653
Put yourself out there. The only one stopping you is you.

>>5420628
Yeah. Everyone looses allot of mass in basic. Allot of people drop down bellow 8% body fat.

I'd definitely recommend running outside. Pretty much any running you do is going to pale compared to basic. Unless you're a pansy and going airforce.

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>>5420653
>both genders
>biscum.

>>5420589
anon, I've heard sludgepuppy is into that... at least with his anonymous grindr hookups. He might be willing to drop a few air biscuits on your face.

>>5420660
140
5'7
Aryan
>>5420671
nah im not

>>5420675
>air biscuits
>my sides! Kek

>>5420679
Good stats. What you looking for?

>>5420669
No im navy. They want me to lose a bunch of weight but I can't stand getting smaller. I don't even care about muscle looking I just want to be as big looking as possible. I wish I could be 230 five foot eight. I was cute as fuck since the weight just went into my belly. I don't even really lift all that much anymore but fuck man I just want to be big. I don't even care about muscle. I wish I could bulk again abd do this bulk right.

/blog

>>5420688
Anal.

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>>5420679
>nah im not
Don't lie to me you biscum twink.

>>5420697
fugging the bum or getting the bum fugged. this is important you know. for science, mang.

>>5420688
>Good stats.
thanks :3
not me >>5420697
im just looking for a bf for experimenting and a relationship
>>5420704
that wasnt me but mate, im not sure yet what i prefer
>>5420700
ive always been awkward around women so a hug was the highlight

>>5420700
That gif.
>boner.jpeg
All the things rolling off in my head now.

>>5420679
>140
>5'7
>Aryan
Sounds cute.

>>5420692
That's probably not going to work out so well for you.

If your life goal is to get big and fat, the military might not be a great career choice.

>>5420704
Just anal. All day anal.

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>>5420717
>If your life goal is to get big and fat, the military might not be a great career choice.

>>5420712
And same boat again tbqh. Although I'm leaning towards one side. And a bit more.

You out?

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>>5420700
>tfw when no tiny qt to dom effortlessly.
Why live?

>>5420712
Shut up you dirty whore. You know you want anal.

>>5420717
My goal isn't to get big and fat but I wish I could.
The military is a much better choice plus I can get big when I get out.
Plus even if I cut shitty im still going to look aesthetic. I just hate my face also and like it when it looks chubby. I look like a child with no fat and a serial killer.

>>5420700
why do vaginas scare you so much, anon?

>>5420725
no im not out
what are you leaning towards?
>>5420728
m-maybe after some time

>>5420726
>Dom effortlessly
>seems boring

>>5420735
Have you seen one?

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>>5420724
That feel when I will never have a bf like that.

>>5420726
>tfw when not a tiny qt twink others could dom effortlessly
At least I have my head canon.

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>>5420735
They don't, i've seen my best friend's vagina getting waxed and i didn't know what the fuss was about.
They're just not my cup of tea, mr.biscum.

>>5420737
Definitely take your time with it. Also don't fall into the top/bottom meme. Sex is best when there no restrictions.

>>5420751
Sell your soul to me and you'll get one.

>>5420640
if it makes any difference, I think he likes you, too.

your friends know your relationship to this guy better than people on the internet, tho. what makes him think you're in dating purgatory?

>>5420761
>kenboy's standard fuckparties

>>5420761
i will, thank you.
i'll try coming out slowly next spring.

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>>5420751
Dunno, i don't think i'd ever want an army guy for a boyfriend.

>>5420653
>both genders
>2 genders

S H I T L O R D
H
I
T
L
O
R
D

>>5420726
But the fight makes it funner
>>5420744
This guy gets it

>>5420737
Sort of bottom-ish and submissive stuff. But occasionally I get these feelings towards specific people. I think I could see myself as being top/dominant for the right person/type of person. But not for long tbqh. Insertion in porn happens naturally atm. And it's always the one getting fugged.

But you literally have no idea? No preferences? Idea what might be yours?

>>5420779
The three genders are
Man
Woman
Thall

>>5420778
Why not?
>>5420766
How do I do this?

>>5420782
Is it really that common to self-insert in porn? I've never done it.

>>5420777
Dude there is no slowly. Once it's out there a lot of people will find out. Don't worry about it though. Just be you and fuck the rest. When I came out I lost all of my friends. My cousin who was my best friend won't even talk to me anymore. My family acts like I'm a disgusting pervert. With all of this I'm still happier now being myself.

>>5420782
I had a period where I liked fingering myself but I haven't done that in a few months now. Don't really like it anymore, it's so much work and preparation but it feels great when you cum.

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>>5420726
>hairless

laughing_girls.jpg

>>5420801
>Why not?

They tend to be meatheads.

>>5420776
What is a Kenboy fuck party?

>>5420801
>How do I do this?
Normally I'd spawn into your house with a scroll telling you to sign your name but we've gone along with the times so a scribble in paint is enough.

>>5420781
Thanks for noticing me senpai !

>>5420581
>bring the Gaytriarchy
You are now my favorite.

>>5420807
oh damn, im sorry ;_;

i think only my dad and some friends would mind
my mum is quite supportive but she also keeps on making comments about me getting a gf finally :(

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>tfw bench has plateaued at 250lbs for reps

I have failed you gaygen.

>>5420813
>"Sex is best when there no restrictions..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE9JlONzrVU#t=114

>>5420804
When it happens it happens naturally, was what I meant.

>>5420808
I recently hit my prostate while cumming for the first time. It was p great. But like, don't you ever imagine sex?

>>5420804
It's pretty much the only way I watch porn.

>>5420811
>They tend to be meatheads.
Depends on the branch. I know allot of nerdy ex-airforce guys.

>>5420829
Damn he's hot!!!

>>5420820
De nada, anon-kun.
Play wrestling is like the best shit ever

>>5420832
is it kinda desperate that I just imagine hugging, cuddling and spooning someone?

>>5420825
Live your life dude. If your dad's uninterested in you after you come out then (not literally) fuck him. The people in your life that will matter to you will be there no matter what.

>>5420839
Yes it is!!! My bf is so strong and I'm not a weakling so play wrestling turns me on so much. Just being able to feel his strength makes me all flustered.

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>>5420842
Nah, it just means you're starving for affection.

>>5420842
I don't think so. I just think it's weird you don't occassionally think about whatever your kinks are. Be it vanilla or anything else.

I think most people have cuddling thoughts and whatnot. Me too. Buuuuud sex thoughts and cuddle thoughts exist parallel to one another.

Also, in sex thoughts I'm always getting fugged.

In cuddle thoughts I'm the big spewn.

But who knows. I really wanna do some sqauts and start dating somehow next year.

>>5420832
>>5420833
I just watch it to see attractive people have kinky sex, these are people that would never have sex with me so the idea of self-inserting hasn't even occurred to me.

>>5420839
>Play wrestling is like the best shit ever
chuch

>>5420829
>>tfw bench has plateaued at 250lbs for reps
Time to bulk, and eat through the plateau

>>5420852
well i am
it's really sad how i've been starring at cute guys lately
they must think im creepy

>>5420852
>tfw bf always leaves you starving for attention

Whichever anon linked me this faggot, I'm officially hooked and it feels terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxg222-hWWc&pxtry=1

>>5420853
>I really wanna do some sqauts
Why aren't you squatting right now anon?

>>5420679
>A'Ryan

Why do black people do this? I also know a J'Courtney

>>5420870
A history of uneducated generations and making up names because they can't spell.

>>5420870
i went to school with a girl named jaz'y'zya
she's dead now tho

>>5420853
i wank occasionally. thoughts about sex aren't so common for me lately, must be the winter weather

and i hope you'll achieve your goals next year. you can already start squatting now, like with just your own bodyweight

>>5420869
There is bass to be slapped and tired legs on my body. My weekend was busy af. Squats can go fuck themselves until at least tuesday.

>Monday fully scheduled 9 am to 8 pm

Are you dissapoint, Anne-senpai? So sorry.

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>>5420859
I need to cut first.

>>5420873
This racism meme has to stop, kay?

Not cute

>>5420881
>Are you dissapoint, Anne-senpai?
I am. Disappointing and sad.

What if you keep putting it off and never make it?

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>>5420860
>it's really sad how i've been starring at cute guys lately

Eh, most of us have been there.
I was really horny as a 1st year in uni, eye-raping every qt pie in a 5km radius.

>>5420861
Bad bf desu.

>>5420875
I get you completely
I liked when my ex was strong but really inexperienced whereas I was trained and stuff,
It's fun pinning a big 6 foot guy down
>>5420859
>Chuch
I think you mean church?
Yeah I know bro
I just a bf to wrestle ;-;
>>5420875
>dead now
Is an ending Too common in your stories puppers

>>5420772
I'm not sure exactly what made him say it. My other friend just asked me when we're going to "get out of dating purgatory" last week.

I haven't talked to him much about my crush, but he said that it seems like we really like each other and that my friend is "all over me".

Though I guess considering the guy I like isn't touchy (like I said he's not crazy about germs), I could see how it would seem that way. A drunk girl kissed him at a halloween party and he looked genuinely horrified. He told me he didn't mind my germs, though.

I'm talking to Other Friend right now. He says that talking to him might help.

>>5420890
Then explain these shit names.

>>5420902
ikr? i went to school with too many dead people

>>5420915
Are you sure you don't have a sixth sense

>>5420915
Was your school built on an abandoned cemetary or something?

Alright now that im an official bottom with low self esteem how do I become a woman?

>>5420897
He's never been a touchy Feely kind of guy. Probably what attracted me to him in the first place. He's the most passionate lover I've ever had though.

>>5420915
Mei Misaki-puppy

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>>5420925
So, what, if you're chilling at his house you won't cuddle type of guy?

>>5420922
battlegrounds from the war of 1812, actually
the local indian burial grounds were a big scare, people always sneak there in the middle of the night, and there's a big festival there one weekend every year
there was just this one really bad november when i was like 19 where 5 people i went to hs with all died separately (except for my friend, her and her sister died in a plane crash). like 3 people died while we were still in hs, and in the past couple years 2 or 3 more
considering how small my town and school were it was
weird
good times

>>5420928
now i feel bad :(

>>5420924
Hrt, fake tits, penis chopped. You'll never actually be a woman though. Just a girly dude with a mangled c o c k.

>>5420924
ask niq

>>5420931
well, he is almost too fit
that would make me feel like shit

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>>5420938
was that rly necessary

>>5420931
He cuddles but it's always on his terms.

>>5420924
Why would you want to be a woman? There are plenty of guys looking for qt bottoms.

>>5420902
>I think you mean church?
>church
What is this 2007?

>>5420924
1. work on your self esteem
2. get a faggy emo haircut
3. don't be a woman
4. work on your self esteem
5. come back and post boipączki

>>5420954
Well what the fack does "chuch" mean

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>>5420951
red flag.

I beat up my bf accidentally and now he's avoiding me

did I fuck up?

>>5420959
Church
>>5420960
Why? Some people want to be the sex-initiator, why should cuddling be different.

>>5420954
Im diagnosed with histrionic personality disorder. They get more leeway and control. They get more attention from people. To my lifestyle choice and human need of being an attention whore females are superior objectively.

>>5420963
>beat up
>accidentally
How did that happen? Did you just "push him into a door" or something
And yeah you hit your bf, you fucked up
>>5420964
>church
What is it? 2007? Jeez get with the times, senpai

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>>5420963
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html

>Accidentally penetrated 18 year old

>>5420964
>Why?

Because it means their relationship is not one of equals, so by definition not a healthy one.

>>5420963
>accidentally
unless your fist fell into him it wasn't an accident.
You won't fix anything without first accepting your responsibility.

>>5420963
Maybe you should have done it intentionally.
>>5420967
I think you understatement how much leeway histrionic femboys get.

I mean we put up with Niq all the time. lol
>>5420968
Touche. lol

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>>5420978

>>5420978
>touche
Yeah mate your so out matched by wit, your gym-addled mind can't take it (jk ofc)
>>5420987
classic histrionic response

>>5420992
hey man whatever bro i dont care...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczjCi73So8

>>5420968
>>5420976
he started it by punching me in the face

he was drunk and I was not, sure I pushed him but that was in retaliation and I didn't mean to hurt his head when he fell over

any smokers here?
it's a great tool to keep thin ^_^

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>>5420978
>mfw the guy posting his bent dick every 2 threads calling fembois attention whores

>>5420957
Why did you use Polish language? Pole?

>>5420998
When you're drunk, it's an accident, but you weren't, he was
You know full well what you were doing and shouldn't have acted in such a way.

You're I'm the wrong but you should have a chat esp if hes hitting you when he's drunk

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>>5421001
>>5420978
>mfw unironically describing someone as a femboi

Every single trip here is histrionic

Please all of you die in a fire

>>5420960
Awe I hope not.

>>5421001
but we are attention whores

>>5420998
>he was drunk and not in state to understand his actions
>i was not
>i still beat him up
>i don't get why he doesn't want to talk to me

>>5421010
Anyone who posts is histrionic
We all want attention

>>5420987
<3
>>5420992
>you're
>>5420998
He might be avoiding you because he acted like a tard while drinking.
>>5421001
I never claimed I wasn't. I'm just encouraging an anon not to chop his dick off.

>>5420726

> tfw no big muscle bottom qt to dominate
Why live?

>>5420998
you did the right thing.

>>5421001
One doesn't post boipeen twice a day because it's unpopular. My man is giving the thirsty sluts what they want. Don't be jelly 'bout his sold-out shows.

>>5420998
That sounds like a lot of domestic violence situatuons. You probably have some deep problems to work out as individuals and when together, you get sucked into familiar but unhealthy drama. Honestly you can try couples therapy, but you probably should both be single till you get clear.

>>5421027
>you're
Nah mate, its b/c your dum (jk)
Posting on a phone sucks

>>5420973
>Relationships have to be equal to be healthy
Vanilla please.

>>5421041
I don't think it is popular. I think people who haven't seen it just want to kind out if it's as freakish as people say. lol

>>5421008
>>5421018
he was drunk and punched me in the face

I'd push him to the ground again, I did absolutely nothing to deserve a punch in the face
>>5421027
>He might be avoiding you because he acted like a tard while drinking.
goddamn it's probably this. he's a really nice guy when he's sober, I wish I could ween him off the booze somehow

>>5420904
let us know if you talk to him.

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>>5420629
>TFW no verse hotey

take drugs
smoke crack rocks
get fucked up

>>5421073
Yeah but you had more self control, you should have talked to him sober about him getting too drunk

>>5421098
too tired desu senpai sry

>>5421111
In what way may I touch the chosen soul?
Seed of a dweller.
We be friends with child killer.
Spirit.
Spirit of poison.
Howling spirit.
Killing spirit that walks.
Spirit creature not wearing the shape of a man

>>5421071
Naw, man. The corkscrew meme is obvious tsundere propaganda. Da thirst is real.

>>5420998

In vino veritas bruh

First he hits you while drunk, next every time you fuck up the casserole you have to tell the neighbours you fell down the stairs

Dump that bitch

>>5421071
Id take your dick over my baby dick
They are all just playing around with you.

>>5421102
>Yeah but you had more self control
All he did was push him. There aren't always a whole lot off non-physical options when a drunk man is trying to punch you in the face.

>>5421098
buzz buzz give me yeyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4m36RMYHn4
>>5421102
>Yeah but you had more self control
I've never been a fan of "turning the other cheek"

someone decides to fuck with me I take my chances. don't really give a shit about being civil when dealing with subhumans.

>>5421163
Hi, this is Wilford Brimley
Welcome to retardation. A celebration
Now hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors
First off, the retarded don't rule the night
They don't rule it, nobody does
They don't run in packs
While they may not be as strong as apes
Don't lock eyes with them. don't do it
It puts them on edge, they might go into berserker mode and they'll Come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows”
You might be screaming "no no no"
But all they hear is 'who wants cake?'
Let me tell you something, they all do
They all want cake

>>5421167
>not wilfred brimley

>>5421118
>Da thirst is real
Might have to start calling my dick Gatorade: The thirst quencher. lol

>>5421156
>Id take your dick over my baby dick
Post baby dick.

>>5421162
It not like he's saying they got in a fist fight, it was one singular punch from a lad and he pushed a drunk man (drunks being known for their balance)
I know he's not totally in the wrong, but he should definitely talk to his bf about drinking too much,
>>5421163
Dude, did you just call your bf "subhuman"?
Good luck mate, you seem made for each other I guess

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>>5421071
>Vanilla please.
>be AnnSkellington
>biscum with failed marriage fishing for tranny butt pics 24/7

I'm sure your input on healthy relationships is greatly valued.

>>5421180
>Post baby dick.

Reported.

>>5421176
He-Man and Skeletor in your punani
Producing dubstep records, in your punani
Undergoing plastic surgery, in your punani
Pretending I'm from London, in your punani
Formerly Harry's Foods, now Food Fare, in your punani

>>5421198
Fuck off girl with pnuemonic drill. I already filtered you and psudononymous d please put your name on so I don't get dumber reading your posts.

>>5421135
>tfw no muscledaddy senpai...
>...yet

>tfw no muscle bf

>tfw no bf

>>5421194
lol
>>5421195
In hind sight that could have been phrased better.
>>5421214
>...yet
That's the spirit.

>tfw bf

>meet qt who's into fat guys
>tells me he's 18
>is actually less than a month away from turning 18
>tell him can't meet up until then even if the age of consent in our state is 16

I dodged a bullet pretty hard there

>>5421198
>>5421167
Blocked officiously. Too zany maymays. Much big words. Are you Pneumonia tranny? Use one name so I can block you. Fight my bp.

your face when I finally become magical dolhpins

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>>5421189
how is anyone who thinks that violence is a form of entertainment not a complete and total subhuman?

pic related, it's you

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>>5421234
So, you're a fat guy but you don't want guys who are into fat guys?

>>5421214

>tfw no bf to train me into a muscledaddy

>>5421244
No I don't want to go to jail or branded a pedophile until the end of time.

>>5421236
you're a entry level fag that is 32 and was too unsuccessful with women so now you chase twinks, why would I even want to be near you and your petroleum hole?

>>5421242
When did I say it was?
I think I've been pretty anti violence,
I just want clarification

>>5421247
>age of consent is 16
>go to jail for dating a 17 year old

I don't understand americans.

>>5421218
>>5421223
Ayy bb.

>>5421230
REEEEEEEEE

>>5421242
Who doesn't enjoy bloodsport?

>>5421242
Go back to tumblr you screaming vagina

All women deserve to get beaten and raped.

>>5421245
>wanting muscle on your body
queer

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>>5421259

>not wanting muscle on your body and rubbing up against your body

>>5421254
The age of consent varies from state to state. Some are 16, some 17, and some 18. You have to be 18 to be in porn which is why people think it's 18 in the entire country. So if someone is in a state where you can bang a 17 year old they'll still be branded a pedophile even though being a pedophile means you fuck kids who are prepubescent. Americans are dumb.

>>5421249
I finally have a stalker. N-not that I want your obsessive attention, spastic GRIDS ladyboy. Go finish transitioning your specious tits so you can cry about chasers.

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>>5421259
>not wanting muscle

>>5421265
Jesus Christ everytime I trash you you just fucki g sperg out. I didn't even trash you really.
Just shoot up a school.

>>5421262
>>5421266
why would you want to look manly i don't get it? lithe4life

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>>5421271

Tranny pls go

>>5421266
What do you do for lats?

>>5421271
I wouldn't mind it

Who cares desu as long as you're not fat

>>5421250
>I think I've been pretty anti violence,
and I think I've been pretty clear about fucking up violent criminals before they get a chance to fuck up you is a-ok
>>5421256
I know! I'm appalled at the amount of cucks here who think they get to be homosexual without being tough as nails hardasses

>>5421279
Deadlifts
Pause deads
Deficit deads
Dimel deads
Bent over rows
Tbar rows

>>5421284
I think you've jumped the shark
Violent criminals? I think you're correlating things in your head without typing them

>>5421270
Trash me? I see your fluster and it gets me turgid, bb.

>tfw boyfriend doesn't think he's a total bottom

qt :^)

>>5421277
maybe senpai, maybe. but there's a market for twinks these days
>>5421280
being fat is gay

>>5421271
I want to be art

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>>5421284
>Jack Donovan idolising twinks shitposting their fantasies on a cambodian underwater knitting forum

>>5421292
You did it again.
Turgid. I read and have never seen that word before. I googled it and its not even a good thing for you to be. You annoy more than anyone that's ever posted here.

>you will never have a boyfriend as qt as Mahoto

;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uzT3E4C0fk

>>5421297
>inb4 he surprise turns you into his bitch
>>5421299
Very. Fat people are inherently bad.

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ROCKY BEST FILM OF ALL TIME
THIS YEAR EVERY YEAR

ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>5421303
Mmmm, yeah. Your tears of intellectual submission are making me more tumescent than Ann's twunk titties.

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>>5421299

>>5421315
I swear to god im going to kick your fucking ass one day.
Its not even intellectual its LE RANDOM XDDDD

>>5421317
top lmao

>>5421308
He's tried to wrestle me into submission a couple of times before to no result. I guess that's kind of my fault. We were friends in middle school before he moved away and I used to always let him win whenever we play fought. Now I don't let him win anymore. He seems to enjoy it, though.

>>5421315
>ann a twunk

Yeah no

>>5421322

You seem upset

:^)

dont be a part of the smatchet sodality

>>5421297
>>5421327

You should wrestle him into submission with your bussy

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>>5421291
>>5421302
>I won't defend myself if I get jumped by a bunch of delinquents

>>5421330

what is he then? just a twink?

>>5421332
Im going to beat the shit out of you.
Why do I hate someone so much?

If you post that fucking don knotts picture I swear to god...

Do gays like roided up dudes?
What if they're bottoms?
Do they usually attract the same type of top?

>>5421327
>He seems to enjoy it, though.

of course he does. getting pinned down and fucked is probably his endgame tbqh senpai. he's got you wrapped around his finger.

>>5421335
I never said such a thing I'm wondering when it stopped being a lads bf
I'm all for appropriate self defence but a lot of you don't realize that running away is the best self defence

>>5421327
Thats bretty cute t b h no homo
Ur bf is a little bitch tho

>>5421341

I would stop baiting, but you are just so halotic...

>>5421345

Yes for hookups, no for relationships.

Nobody wants to date someone who'll be on dialysis in their 40s.

>>5421322
>Oh, Mister D, I can't connect the dots.
>Can I raise my IQ by sucking yer D?
Yes my semen is a nootropic. No you can't have any.
I mean, do you even shave your bp, bimboboi? Sword fight me.

>>5421330
You think twink? That's not really very nice. He's BULKING like it's his job.

>>5421317
just keep tellin yourself that
*slaps fragile hip bone* you know you want to eat these groceries

>>5421356
I can tell you got bullied brutally in school. Jesus Christ...

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found maki on /fit/ lads

>>5421333
I'm not a fan of bottoming but if he really wanted me to and asked me, I'd do it.

>>5421348
I wouldn't put it past him. He's the only one of my partners who's ever been able to make me finish first and so he tries to exploit it as much as possible. He has a slight competitive streak.

>>5421351
To be fair, I've got a pretty decent size advantage over him.

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>all these people talkin bout sex and i still havent even kissed with a qt

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>>5421350
>running away is the best self defence
that's a short term solution

if you want a lasting effect you fuck up the first guy who tries fucking you up

>>5421388
don't lose hope anon
you'll kiss a cute guy some day, i know it

>>5421392
Yeah and then he comes back with more lads or grabs a weapon next time and the longer you fight, over time you'll develop injuries and it won't be as easy. If you just put the fucker in the ground, you'll get a murder charge or vendetta

But running is a short term solution

>>5421373
Jesus *tap dancing* Christ. Respect the arts.
How was school for you? Did you let wrestle with your nerd crush and let him win? Or are you a legit weak manlet in all categories of masculine endeavor?

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>>5421388

>iktf
i tell myself its because im too busy and that ill get it on next year but... idk man, idk

>>5421223
>tfw tired af
>tfw start knowing this feel

Maybe you people just need to sleep away your problems more

>>5421327
Daw.

>>5421336
>twink
>>5421356
>twink
I can see it. I might be too old though.

>>5421336
>>5421356
He's neither a twink or twunk, he's too big.

>>5421345
Yes guys like them. When I get on juice I'm sure I'll get more attention.
>do they attract the same kind of guys
For reason guys with big dicks gravitate toward me.

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>>5421402
>shit that never happens

>>5421420

what does a twunk look like then?

>>5421420
>>5421345
I'd probably avoid a guy on roids. Just wary about temper and shit, i'm too pretty to be a victim of domestic abuse

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It looks like it's going to rain outside, gg.

>>5421424
Yeah because lads have never held a grudge and gotten more people after you?
Christ you've probably never actually fought someone
Oh honey, how sweet, did you think dropping him with your "sweet right hook" was gonna mean he'd just take the loss and move on? No one who starts a fight is humble enough to take a loss, they'll just get scummier to win

>>5421414
you're not a twink like at all

>>5421407
>that arm
i'd be his bagofproteinbf if u kno wot i meen

>>5421440
it rained here yesterday
it was gr8

>>5421442
hahaha

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>>5421440
Meanwhile...

>>5421437
The roid rage thing is sort of a meme. Basically guys that were dickbags before roids use it as an excuse for their behavior, like girls on their period.

>>5421425
Imagine a twink with a little muscle mass while staying relatively lean.

>>5421437
>roid rage
That only happens if they're already prone to rage. Juice brings out traits you already have. If you've never had a temper you won't develop one if you're sarcastic then it makes you even more so..get it?

>>5421460

like scarf and shoes?

>>5421466
I don't know what he looks like

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>>5421444
It's exciting. I'm looking out my window rn in anticipation.

>>5421456
V jealous of you, Anon. I will see the snow one day!

>>5421466
>scarf and shoes
>Relatively lean

>>5421460

> Juice brings out traits you already have.

so how long til you're getting fisted?

>>5421470
he's also known as feelgood I think

>>5421472
You get sick of the snow living in it your whole life, although I still do enjoy looking at it...going out in it sucks horribly.

>>5421345

IMO unless you are a professional bodybuilder or weightlifter, roids are a HUGE redflag. It hints at numerous character flaws and insecurities - its like a guy who's got a criminal record. Sure he may have repented, but those internal problems that caused him to do bad shit are still there, and they WILL resurface if you date him.

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>>5421420
>>5421414
Welp, as mentioned earlier, I am an entry level homosexual. Twunk to me is a medium thickness gym rat guy who's hairless. Medium is relative though. No disrespect. So what's the more BULKED version of that called? Twulk?

>>5421456
lucky dog, I miss the snow. nothing but rain here.

>>5421473
Huh lolol
No thanks

>>5421474
No he's not a twunk.

>>5421479

just a hunk i think

>>5421482

so hes a twink?

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>>5421475
I feel the same way about sunny weather, but I don't enjoy looking at it. Everything's so bright, it hurts.

>>5421482

Where are my pics???

>>5421460

It depends on how relatively.
When I was working for the MAN (when I had a job), there was a guy who was downright ripped... but had this nubile face and a kind of emo cut. Like a shortish, smaller framed Zyzz kind of. So I'd say it's super important that I split hairs about the difference between a twunk and a twink with a 6 pack.

>>5421479
>twulk
Kek
I'm mother sure what you're asking

>>5421485
He's close to twink I suppose but those hips make him hard to place

>>5421491
Idk

>>5421472
snow is overrated and actually a huge nuisance, but on those days where you don't have to go out, it's really cozy to just sit and watch it
i love night snows especially, everything gets painfully quiet and sort of has a glow

>>5421499
>>5421485
people get so caught up on which gay box they fit in
not everybody fits in one

>>5421460
so if you like cuddling you cuddle more?
if you like to fuck you want to fuck more?

I need to stick a needle in my bf's butt

>>5421485
Ok, but there's no modifier regarding fuzziness? Sounds like chaos. Can't porn tag with that lazy disregard for law and order. Velvet hunk? I still like twulk. Let that simmer for a minute.

>>5421486
Why are you talking about the weather? You're not pleb like dat, bb.

>>5421473
You joke, but i know some "str8" roiders who like to get pegged, by their gfs.

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>>5421513
>snow is overrated and actually a huge nuisance
you're overrated and a huge nuisance

>>5421518

Well duh, you just need to look at how they look at guys in the gym - that's not mirin that's lusting.

>>5421514
Basically. I used to fap 2-3 times a day, now it's closer to 3-5. lol

>>5421526
someone obviously hasn't lived through blizzards
snow is cute and pretty for about as long as it takes to touch the ground
then it just makes live harder and turns to disgusting brown sludge

>>5421533

Go start a cam show.

>>5421537
>not liking disgusting brown sludge

Are you even gay?

>>5421537
>disgusting brown sludge

Speak for yourself.

>>5421526
Snow isn't that bad. It's the retards who spaz out while driving, like they've never seen snow before in their lives.

Fucks that drive 5mph on the highway with their hazards on because there's a half inch of snow on the ground.

>>5421518
That must be inconvenient before leg day.

>be 18
>went on date fri & sat night with older guy
>everything went really well
>he was such a gentleman, very kind, sarcastic humor, everything anyone could desire
>very blue eyes, fit/athletic body, handsome face, perfect smile
>keep thinking about him and how we would make a great couple
>last night he bought some liquor and beer and I got sloppy/horny
>gave him a BJ and came so close to having sex :|
>find out today while googling that he's a RSO and apparently had sex with a underage boy (16 or younger) in Oct/2015

I now feel scared for my life and vomited earlier and can't stop crying. What do? How do I end it? He knows where I live. He met my mom when picking me up. ;(

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>>5421513
>Snow is overrated
>Proceeds to go on about how comfy and beautiful it is
Are you bullying me, Puppers? I don't take kindly to dandy little fetishmonkeys bullying me.

>>5421515
>Why are you talking about the weather
Because I'm excited for the prospect that it might rain today. I'm going to go out and splash around if it does.

>>5421542
>>5421541
o u guise

>>5421551
it's literally only good under those circumstances
if you actually to do anything with your day it's a pain
and you'll know when i'm bullying you babe ;)

>>5421515
when you live somewhere it never rains
rain becomes a big deal

>>5420894
So I just did my first squats.

>>5421550

I've had sex with enough guys who later became sex offenders that I wouldn't even GAF. It was probably some bullshit.

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>tfw getting fatter every day, and not in the good way
how do I avoid eating out of anxiety?

>>5421550

I was gonna say something about how it wouldn't be so bad if he was like 18 and sucked a 15 year old's dick but

>date convicted: 10/12/2015

lol he's a creep run

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>>5421560

Awesome!
how did they feel?
highbar or lowbar?

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>>5421537
>"someone obviously hasn't lived through blizzards"
>he says with a straight face to a nordic who goes through multiple blizzards a year

>>5421550

Lewd/Lascivious Exhibition:
Intentionally commits any other sexual act that does not involve actual physical or sexual contact with the victim, including, but not limited to, sadomasochistic abuse, sexual bestiality, or the simulation of any act involving sexual activity in the presence of a victim who is less than 16 years of age.

He just tied a minor up or abused him. He didn't have sex with him. Nothing to worry about anon.

>>5421572

Well, first avoid sugar. It's a bit more addictive.
Also, you're probably spending too much time around piece of shit people who are fucking up your eating habits by being pieces of shit. If you can, get the fuck away from them. They are horrible and trying to drag you down to make themselves feel better. Kill them if you can get away with it.

>>5421572
>tfw 73 kg
Kill me now

>>5421572

>tfw 75kg and not big enough

i must eat everything

>>5421579
My lower back hurts.
And I have no clue tbqh. What's the difference?

>>5421568

>had sex with guys who later became sex offenders


What did you do to them to make them desire someone younger?

>>5421584

It sounds like he could also have given someone photos they weren't supposed to see. But maybe that would fall under something else.

>>5421538
I've definitely thought about it. Getting paid to jack off would be pretty close to a dream job. lol

>>5421587
Mirin bulk

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>>5421551
>I'm going to go out and splash around if it does.
Tough to imagine you being cute like that. But this is a 100% accurate re-creation.

>>5421583

EI VITTU PERKELE x-----D

>>5421572
Replace it with a different, more healthy addiction. Find out the reason you are eating so much. And lastly, running. Instead of eating, just run. When you're done, reward yourself with food, rather than harming yourself with it.

>>5421518
>pegged by their gfs

so you know buttslut?!

>>5421602
>I've definitely thought about it. Getting paid to jack off would be pretty close to a dream job. lol

Never know unless you try. I'll give you some pointers if you like

>>5421598
Where you hold the bar on your back.
>My lower back hurts.
Hurts like you pulled something? Or sore?

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>>5421598

Hmm. If your back hurts your form doesnt sound too good.

Next time either get a more experienced guy to spot you or take a video and post it on /fit/.

>>5421583
then if that's true and you deny that snow is an inconvenience idk what happened to you, but i'll pray for you

>>5421602
Thanks mate
I'm just bulking for summer ;-;
Of course you're Mirin' me, Ann you twinkle :3c

>>5421610
>buttslut
Never heard of him. It must be even more common then I thought. lol
>>5421613
Lol, Sure. Hit me up on skype some time.
I'm beginning to think I'm the only person on /gaygen/ who hasn't.

>>5421624
i'm pretty sure i'm literally the only person here who has

>>5421599

I was 18 and they were considerably older.
One crossed a border later and had sex with someone who would have been legal where I lived but wasn't over there and apparently lied about their age. Another agreed to meet (but not fuck) an undercover cop.

I don't put out that much, so that could be it.

>>5421609
Sublimation, basically. Alright, I'll try to keep everything other than my mouth busy.

>>5421614
Hurts like it always hurts after carrying heavy things.
And I didn't have a bar. Turns out, I probably didn't do squats then.

>I'm a retard

>>5421616
It usually hurts. My doctors been egging me to do sports since forever. Just never found the time or motivation.

>>5421437
>i'm too pretty to be a victim of domestic abuse
asking for it t b h

>>5421630
Also, perhaps talk to a therapist. Find a help forum for people with similar problems. Post about them and share your story. You are never alone with your problem.

>>5421632

wait what lol

Did you just do bodyweight squats?

>>5421634
Are a lot of gays abusive? Like, seriously. I often get the impression that relationships end up being manipulative and hurtful for at least one party.

>>5421650

statistically speaking, it goes from most to least abuse:

>lesbians
>heteros
>gays

we are actually the least abusive demographic
yay us!

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>>5421657
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>>5421657
>>5421657

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>>5421555
You can't persuade me, Slutpoopy.
I want to roll around in the fluffy snow, drink some hot chocolate and get comfy.
Too bad the only thing here at the moment is hot, gross weather and immigrants as far as they eye can see.

>>5421604
P much. I can't wait.

>>5421572
When I used to starve myself, I just made myself go to sleep whenever I got too hungry.
It happened in school a couple of times and nobody woke me up.
Or I just punched myself in the stomach, or forced myself to drink water until I felt sick.

>>5421644
I guess. I did some sit ups and whatnot while I was at it. My mom's active, so she had a few sports mats. I just did everything that came to my mind.

>>5421620
>twinkle
Pls don't confuse me Irish, i'm not even sure if I'm a twink or not. lol

>>5421628
Has or hasn't?

>>5421632
They're still squats even if you don't add weight.
>>5421644
Don't bully. Everybody has to start somewhere.