/brit/

UNCLE
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10 hours
1000-2000 words

>>74010905
Blast Those Large Orchids (testicles)

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why don't you have a gf?

>>74010989

His policies would put half the country for the dole which means INFINITE holidays for those people.
Vote Labour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjo31wag7U

makes you think

100 hours
100-200 words
im fucked

Doing a read about the reciprocal social security agreements Australia has with other countries and the New Zealand agreement is the only one also available in Chinese
The German one is also available in Turkish
hmm

Ever just sit and do absolutely nothing all day.

>>74011069
might do that today

>>74011058
you could easily write 100-200 words in 100 hours lad, could probably write 300 if you worked hard

>>74011069
whenever possible

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thoughts?

anyone care for a bumming?

>>74011092
dont need to lie on an anonymous board runt

I've done some reading and I've unironically arrived at the conclusion that radical centrism is the path for me

>>74010971

You realise this is also due to emigration, correct? In fact a lot of them are most likely your ancestors.

Keep getting an error when I try to post the /brit/ in blood image

Hmmm

Once wrote 200 words in an week year once
Was hopped up on pills tho

>>74011028

Jewish tricks

vote conservative

>>74011184

Fuck off

evitavresnoc etov

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[walks away from you]

>tfw apparently the only Fenian on /brit/
>tfw apparently the only sane NI poster on /brit/
I am the last repositor of the Gaelic tradition. The last unconquered Gael.

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get a deep and unsettling feeling in my stomach when I look at Macron's wife

>>74011168

duplicate file probelly

>>74011184
sorry but im not into counter culture

if you dont go to a dawn service then you're a fucking limp wristed runt

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Bit more carby than usual as I'm playing tennis later. Also the cunting fish spat oil at my head and burnt my lip.

Anyway r8 lunch lads

>>74011172
nice

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anime

>>74011238
i almost want to just in the hopes that i'll be killed but instead shall be asleep in my warm bed

>>74011224
Take a look at the thread
>probelly
utter fucking mong

lads, i have a VERY good feeling about this business idea up my sleeve

hope it works out for me x

>>74011217
Me aswell lad

>>74011260
yeah cheers for the wallpaper mate

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>>74011251
>raw mushroom salad

>>74011202
UKIP is acceptable but worse

>>74011217
business idea: stop telling us you're from NI and just shut the fuck up

>>74011267
*rips your sleeve so it falls out and into a puddle*

Girlfriend admitted she has an MMF threesome fantasy is she thinking of cucking me or should I just shrug it off

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>>74011217
>Tfw apparently the only moderate unionist from NI on /brit/

>>74011251

worst salad i've seen

potato looks quite dire as well desu

>>74011184
Shan't

>>74011263
lazy cunt get up and show some respect

>>74011312
Orange cunt

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

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>>74011238
*vroooooooooommmmmmmmmm*

>>74011281
yeh the whole salad is a bit shit. my mong housemate made it and asked me to use up the rest so i, very reluctantly, am

test post

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>>74010971

an ira gunman or your uncle?

Feel like throwing myself down some stairs.

>shaving your body hair
Maximum runt

Reminder that /brit/ is now a pro unification general after last night's shitshow

I'm available, lets meet up for a quick chat only serious replies

>northern direland is actually a part of our country
it's our way of giving something back. they're like a charity.

>>74011299
*doesn't invest*

>>74011312
No such thing as a moderate Unionist. Frankly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Hate fence-sitting, queer-loving, infanticide-enabling pseudo-"nationalists".

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just had the foreskin trimmed lads, what do you reckon?

>>74011069
>>74010910

Make a words that follow haxball or pictionary room someone

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>>74011317
good feedback re: potato. it tastes nice but that is not enough

need to fit this method for the experiment in 160 words haha state of me hahah

>>74011357

i get lots of hair just at the back of my neck where it's visible

give me one good reason why i shouldn't shave that

>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/orld>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/d/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/n/ight>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/h/e>>>/s/ees>>>/i/s>>>/jp/ust>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/h/im>>>/i/nside>>>/a/nd>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/h/is>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/w/indow>>>/a/nd>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/c/orvette>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/i/s>>>/b/lue>>>/f/or>>>/h/im>>>/a/nd>>>/h/imself>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verybody>>>/a/round>>>/c/ause>>>/h/e>>>/a/int>>>/g/ot>>>/n/obody>>>/t/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/t/o>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue

>>74011358
It must hurt you to know that no matter how many times you scream and cry out to be cucked by the taigs you will always post with a union jack.

>>74011393
Everyone does you mong, the barber trims that for you

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>>74011372
Fuck off Padraig

>>74011407
Well yeah because I'm an Englishman and the majority of us hate NI and would rather fuck it off

>>74011357
i have a VERY hairy back, chest and thighs
dont think its very attractive

>>74011422

no i mean lower, it grows on my "hump" at the base of my neck; the upper upper back, if you will.

>>74011407

Not for long "cobber"

The long game is coming to fruition, the brits have put themselves into a corner

>>74011469
>>74011477
Body hair makes you smell manly, women like it desu

>>74011357
shave my ballbag sometimes 2bh. the scrot gets a bit hairy and when you want a girl to be sticking her face down there its probs best not to be 2 hairy

>>74011512
doubt this strongly

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Me on the left

>>74011512
even if that were true it would only be applicable if every girl got close enough to smell you

back hair is not attractive
being too hairy generally is not attractive but that being said a bit of chest hair is fine, and obviously legs and arms are fine

>>74011425
See? All it took was a nudge for you to show your true colours. You're welcome lad.

Anyone who doesn't support an independent Ulster in the short term, followed by a Catholic Ulster annexation of the Republic and the formation of a new, proto-fascist government in Athlete doesn't deserve life.

>>74011484
Absolutely delusional desu. Everytime a poll on reunification is posted you lads start screeching in rage

>>74011563
THICC juicy girlfriend

>>74011484
You queers aren't helping matters with your race to become Sweden.

>>74011341
SHRIEKING

>there are unironic protestants in this thread

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>>74011219
I get a profound and disturbing displeasure at how ¯ can be considered a sexy politician, the pale skin, ugly smile, gappy teeth and naff color of hair.
Fillon is much more attractive.

t. not gay

business idea: make a general on /pol/ or /his/ for you pathetic Irish mongs to argue in

seriously could not care in the lightest

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occasional reminder that the romans plucked every body hair they had

>>74011608

> queers

foy

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ugly anglo

>>74011622
/pol/ already has one desu. Genuinely do not care about your opinion though.

>>74011622
get them to fight in real life and the lads of /brit/ take bets on the winner

>>74011399

like the beginning of spaceballs tbqh

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business idea: film interesting people and have no talents myself

>>74011666
>the winner
planet earth

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lads DO NOT bet

im going to watch Big Little Lies now

bye

>two btec units due this Friday
>barely started the introduction

think I'm fucked lads aha

>>74011648
Your dead uncle

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The gfs

>>74011663
maybe you should go there

Honestly do not care that you do not care about his opinion about not caring about the argument if im honest

>>74011698
see >>74011706

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> Hm? Oh yes my boy, I'm very sure to always use a redditspace between the so-called "meme arrow" and text when I wish to post on the 'chan lest I not be recognised as a man of superior taste as an avid user of Reddit.com

>>74011698

haha what did u bet on?

>>74011399
very nice

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Doing a BBQ

>>74011694
Haha cheeky bastard
*let's you life*

>>74011512
just makes you stink like sweat. and sweat smells terrible

>>74011312
I think I may be the only poster in the Republic on /brit/ who opposes Northern Ireland joining into the South.

>>74011579
>Independent Ulster
Absolutely out of your mind friend. NI would never function as an independent entity, are you aware of how many gibs we receive from England?

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>>74011715
bottom middle
top middle
bottom left
top right
top left
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-
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bottom right

>>74011693

He's great though

>>74011745
Whether his uncle could beat a singular mal-nourished subhuman Irishman.

>>74011217
Incorrect

signed myself up to live and work in birmingham until the 4th of may.

>>74011770
Jackeen cunt

>>74011750
ah yes, billionaire crisps

>>74011788
wanna go for a pint

>>74011693
theroux is very talented at emotionally removing himself from interviews, its what makes his show unique.

>>74011750
Mow your lawn you runt

>>74011770
Dublin.

>>74011777
Sink or swim. Fed up of being dependent on big gay nations.

what letter does your name start with?

>>74011788
so like a week?

want a medal?

>>74011756
>he doesn't have a sweat fetish
terrible taste 2bh

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>>74011341
>>74011217

>>74011835
J

93

bait, do not respond

>>74011770
You'd go bankrupt in a year providing our gibs friend

I'm looking for a meet

>>74011770

Ah yes its a starbucks sipping d4 dub with an american accent

>>74011788

more canals than venice

>still two more hours left at work

strewth

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another day another dollar

Can't wait till Ireland becomes the 51st state

>>74011693
>no talents myself

he's clearly a very good writer and conversationalist. you seem to think he should interrupt his interview of someone to shoe them his juggling skills

>>74011848

You wont be getting any more of that, I've never seen such insane waste in all my life. Half the population is employed by the government to do nothing, might as well be north korea.
Maybe the EU will give you something.

summarise the last 30 minutes of /brit/ for me please

>>74011835

J

and it ends with ack

>>74011872

This is such a pov thing to do, always scream at the lower class wankers who post an image of them flaunting their entire savings on the 'book

>>74011889
Shoneen

>>74011824
>Why yes let's just become a literal failed state
You're one stupid cunt

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>>74011124
>kasia
you're alright in my book

>>74011821

I'm by the river near my house lad, it's not my garden

next time think twice before you say it, you made yourself look like a right spanner.

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This is where I am heading for the meet

>>74011889
Dublin
>>74011918
You're using it wrong

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what are some business ideas

Jack i reckon

>>74011919
We already are one, you dozy cunt. I'd rather be poor and principled than rich and not.

>>74011824
>>74011854
I've never bought anything at 'bucks nor do I come from D*blin.

alri

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>>74011902
So you have nothing to offer us? Won't be going then pal

>>74011813
maybe, talk me into it

business idea: balkanisation of Germany into a dozen independent states to ensure they will never, ever grow strong enough to rival France or Britain again

>>74011940
>America isn't Anglo
>preferring Anglo life to Gaelic life isn't Shoneen behaviour
Fuck up ya wee rat

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Here

>>74010971
fuck off retard

>>74011919

You will be alright when we sort you out, we are a top 10 country after all.
You want industry? Well we can attract lots of tax haven money your way, but its not going to happen until...you know

>>74012004
Good idea but it needs to happen to france too

Fuck the French

>>74011750
>manlet bbq

>>74011872
wow nice samsung phone

wait
is that
TWO samsung phones?

>>74012007
>America
>Anglo
Lad, wise up

Business idea: Ireland splits into 4 kingdoms with a single High King who governs according to the principles of Padraig Pearse.

>>74011983
>talk me into it
shan't

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Doing a missing home

dementia looks fun

>>74012029
>hey dude my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandfather knew a bloke who once lived in ireland

Alexa what memery % is /brit/ right now

>>74012076
looks shit

>>74012076
wheres home for you lad?

>>74011872

prime deano post

NOT looking forward to dementia of any sort

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>>74012076

where that be?

>>74012076
wheres that

>>74012067
>fag marriage
>abortion out the wazoo
>full of non-whites
>liberal as all fuck
>Prods and atheists everywhere
>love nothing more than killing people in their homelands
Fuck up fore I knock yer fucking pan in you dopey cow

>>74011872
aha deano my boy had a lucky night down romford dogs eh?

meet up at the boozer later? Stevo's missus has finally let him off the chain aha! see you later son x

>>74011938

cycling there now

>>74011947
Low–ball the LIBOR,
Hack into Central Bank and pump magic money made from thin air into Deutsche Bank's branches across the E.U.

>>74012116
the planet earth
made-up borders do not exist
>>74012133
3 of my grandparents have it haha
fucked aint i

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aha cpu running a bit hot

>>74012076
North Wales is ARSE

>>74012076
intrigued by that dog canvas on the fence

>>74012069
Ah yes, Padraig pearse, the man with a strange fondness for children who wrote many poems detailing himself touching said children

>>74012150
Lots of Catholics in America too, also Boston and Steve Bannon runs the country

>>74012181
git the wawter nigga! Its goin down!

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>>74012175
thought everyone got dementia

>>74012150
Go outside you fucking spoon, spent far too much time here, gobshite

>>74011964
Well then you're just irrational sweetie xx

>>74012075
:(

>>74012181
*puts my bollocks on your CPU*
Open some games or video editing software lad AAAHHHH

>>74011947
Ethnically cleanse Northern Ireland until the population is under 10,000 of Anglos maintaining the land

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>>74012181
You are like a little baby
Watch this

>>74012181

Plastic melts at 75-80c btw

I recommend cleaning the dust out of it before you burn the house down

>>74012200
Fake news

>>74012224
Where are you staying/working?

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>>74012116
>>74012140
>>74012141
North Wales

>>74012188
No it isn't

>>74012193
It's a Horse

>>74012200
>talking shit about the greatest Irishman to ever live
You jackeen edgy atheist WANKERS are a disease on this world.

>>74012215
Gaybo. Hope you get HIV and your wife's boyfriend aborts your beloved baby.

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>>74012255

>>74012214
dunno, i know genetics is a huge, huge part of alzheimers at least

>>74012278
Not entirely sure where I'll be staying, but I'll be working for the conservative party

>datacentres in iceland just have vents as walls and are put in windy valleys for cooling
VERY interesting

>>74012255
That's your central heating though you povvo cunt

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Fake new £1

>>74012175
preventative idea: do a pre-emptive 'cide.

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actually the only way to avoid dementia for certain is by smoking enough cannabis from a young age
I'm not technically a doctor but I STRONGLY suspect this is the case

Going nisa local

>>74012299
Is it do with the West Midlands mayor? I'll be voting Andy Street

>>74012313
if i start to show symptoms its a very real possibility
horrible seeing people suffering from it, dont think i could do it

>>74012312

JUST

Had sex with the gf this morning but had to finish myself off because i already jizzumed last night (in her fanny mind (pill masterrace))

might purchase a small farm in tasmania when i earn enough money

would have all kinds of cute animals on it :)

only downside is that it would complete eliminate all hope of a social life :/

>>74012201
Kushner runs the country, unfortunately.

>>74012382
You'd also be living in Tasmania, bigger downside 2bh

>>74012282
i am also from north wales x

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>>74012382
-=an-,.aniemall.s,

>>74012398

what's wrong with tasmania?

>>74012382
I would have though a farm owner could get any woman he wants

Reasons i wouldn't want reunification with Ireland
>Left wing govt
>Not clearly religious or atheist, in a confused middle zone
>Wouldn't be able to support us economically
>More irrelevant than the UK
>In the EU

>Even if I do ever find a gf, she'll most likely have been fucked by 20+ chads

What's the literal point

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>>74012409
Miss it so much, and miss my ladies (pic related)

>>74012382

doubt anyone would want to be mates with you anyway

>>74012414
Your moving there would be such a sudden and unexpected addition to the genepool that they may try to violently expel you lad

none of my g-rents have mental problems

>>74012440
nonce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-_X6uayJ10

>>74012350
>horrible seeing people suffering from it, dont think i could do it

same for me, the indignity of only being able to breath and barely little else.
I'll need to get a gun before that day comes.

We springen en we dansen. De polonaise!! Polonaise! Calimero!! Calimero!

>>74012259
>Plastic melts at 75-80c
not a laptop's plastic. theres lots of different types of plastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

absolute tune lads

get on this

>>74012345
it is to do with that, I'll be working on the campaign. good to hear you'll be voting for Andy though, he absolutely deserves the job.

We jump and we dance. The polonais!! Polonais! Calimero!! Calimero!

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>>74012508
ah yes... america

>>74012451

laughed

>>74012427

doubt it, your social skills would probably deteriorate rapidly unless you lived with someone and i'm not sure how you'd go about meeting hot single ladies on a farm.

Why do women get those massive rubber willies as big as horse willies? Do they even fit?

>>74012478
>beter dan

still no fur gf haha

if you boys saw what i looked like right now i would be VERY embarrased tehe~

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>>74012547
>I know this reference

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I swear every time I head over to chat ur bate the girls have some sort of flashy pink plastic hanging from their twats. What is it?

>>74012508

[audience cheering]

>>74012544
Evolution. Bigger dicks are a sign of good gene's which will likely result in healthy offspring.

>>74012505
why does it only have one name then?
checkmate big oil

>>74012478
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calimero
Hoe werkt Calimero hebben betrekking op Polen?

>>74012508
fuck me

Post choons lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWZisnZ-RGE

When I was 14 I would go on chat rooms like omega and all that and convince women to email me pictures of their minges. Some bird called me "daddy" out of nowhere and shoved a glass bottle up her arse for me.

>>74012552
sad post
>>74012566
bad post

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c.o.n?

>>74012593
tips-activated vibrator

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how can there be so much epic win in one photo

>>74012617
What does evolution have to do with dildos lad?

>>74012648
I'm done this, but I've now moved on to harass slappers on gonewildplus and gonewildcurvy, they've little confidence and are easy target

>>74012667
anyone got that "I wonder what an argument between these six would be like" image

is being a mum a full time job?

>>74012628
E-euhm s-stel g-geen moeilijke vragen
U-uh d-don't a-ask hard questions

>>74011028
small willy

>>74012508
the school reunion dance scene from always sunny, but sincerely broadcast to america's children

>>74011028

im unlucky

>>74012702
you bet it is !!
*downs a bottle of wine in an hour*
haha just a little bit naughty the little one has been up all night
*downs another*

>>74012681
No what does evolution have to do with human (female) sexuality. A lot!!

https://youtu.be/D9IbvvTrLQM?t=22

I love the passion he puts into his playing

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>When I was 14 I would go on chat rooms like omega and all that and convince women to email me pictures of their minges. Some bird called me "daddy" out of nowhere and shoved a glass bottle up her arse for me.

>>74012755
Excuse you. That's not what I asked. Evolution hasn't made women want to shag horses.

>>74012780
why are so many white women getting black'd then aha

>>74012780
Yes it did. It's sexual instinct.

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>>74012760
>1, 2, 3, 4 GGRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>74012755
>>74012617
>>74012801
abolsute state of colgate

>>74012633
https://www.rte.ie/radio/radioplayer/rteradiowebpage.html#!rii=b1%5F10711569%5F1154%5F16%2D04%2D2017%5F
I CANNOT FIND the title of banger at 20′ with the sample:
“If you’re under the age of forty, I’m not sure that you should listen to this record
I don’t like to get people mad,
In particular to young people
to the age of 25 I certainly the age of forty”.

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>>74012805

>>74012617
>Bigger dicks are a sign of good gene's
they aren't

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*caves your skull in with one blow to the head using nothing more than my pointy elbow*

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

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>>74012853
cunt

>>74012508

bill nye the (((science))) guy

>>74012801
>It's sexual instinct to shag animals
State of this toothpaste.

>>74012762
Don't Jay me.

>>74012851
>>74012898
It easier to get pregnant with a large dick. That's why women make a quick decision between a large and a small member. I'm sorry it is what is it. I didn't even invend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWwOFu3PUOo

tune

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>>74012879
try me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerjsmRXsWo

>>74012927
>It easier to get pregnant with a large dick.
it isn't

watching Pet Sematary 2
on the scene where he puts the kids bike into the rear wheel of a dirt bike
its not a good movie if im honest

>>74012927
>It's easier to get pregnant by a horse
Hmm

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need a death

>>74012977
>kids bike
kids face

>>74012965
>>74012980
Yes it is a large dick release cum directly into the womb where as a small dick sperm must swim for a longer distance.

>>74013010

age?
occupation?
gf status?

>>74013055
21
Unemployed
Single

>>74013055
18
A+ student
yes
phimo

>>74013030
how old are you

>>74013055
23
neet
no

>>74013055

20
never had a job
never had a gf

>>74013102
21

YOU'RE A STRANGE ANIMAL THAT'S WHAT I KNOW

>>74013030
>yes it is easier to get pregnant by a horse

>>74013055
21
student (UoM)
none

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aw yis more of my favourite series

>>74013133
No a larger dick is more sexier than a smaller one for women. It's just a sexual fetish.

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>>74013148
>>74013119
>>74013116
>>74013090

>>74013151
pisses me off to no end that the ABC still only upload 360p (480p?) videos

>>74013090

can you have sex?

>>74013055

19
Uni
Yes

>>74013211
don't know i was lying haha

>>74013189
just a heads up I saw another flag posting that image the other night
promptly told him to delete it but he ignored my request

>>74013233
thanks patrick, you truly are my greatest ally

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>>74013202
at least its 'free'
>tfw foxtel streams 576p at best

I have a small wiener that's why I am so informed on this particular topic.

>>74013122
do you have a single piece of supporting evidence for "a large dick release cum directly into the womb" that wasn't published in japan

>>74013262
>>74013202
>australian internet can handle video over 144p

who knew

>>74011028
Ugly and autistic

>>74013293

are you mixed race?

>>74013273
It's just plain biology and logic big penises can reach the cervix where's smaller penises can't.

>>74013313
Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpNpDM-enLw

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>>74013381
>>74013381
>>74013381

Nu-thread

netherenderthal

>>74013326
its not

>>74013262

> tfw mum still pays like $100 a month for 2 foxtel boxes in 2k17
> every time i try to watch something on it there are 3 minute ads every 15 minutes
> all the movies are shit
> have to pay for channels that you don't even watch

foxtel is such a rip lol

>>74013414
Well fuck you then butt hurt nigger

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>>74012805
>>74012850
He's proper gone isn't he lads