/brit/

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlGXDy5xFlw

>>74013381
can't fucking stand this yank cunt

wish these celebrity "scientists" like bill nye and neil degrasse the next generation tyson would fuck off

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Leather pants edizione

>>74013291
can stream HD on netflix just fine tyvm

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anime

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vote lib-dumb

Someone is gonna rub me the wrong way in this thread and I'll end up banging them out

>>74013262

> tfw mum still pays like $100 a month for 2 foxtel boxes in 2k17
> every time i try to watch something on it there are 3 minute ads every 15 minutes
> all the movies are shit
> have to pay for channels that you don't even watch

foxtel is such a rip off lol

>>74013429

what footy team u follow

>>74013444
Just got sacked

>>74013429
>heels
ruined my immersion AND my erection

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Here we are...

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>>74013456

muggy cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrNmq4ouWww


Love watching Alt Right Nazis like Steven Crowder get their comeuppance

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Lol

>comeuppance
very good word

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dont actually like coffee desu. just enjoy hot milk haha x

>>74013479
Just watch EPL. Don't support anyone.

You?

>>74013539
Its funny my friend, say, mind if I download it?

>>74013469
thats why you should just record and watch later if its not a live sport event

>>74013519
UK, US, AU in that order

the british are the smug know it all cunts
yanks are fat dumb cunts
we are LORDS

>>74013563
spaff

tony blair is running for parliament again

would you vote for him?

>>74013593
Save it, it's all yours my friend

>>74013615
THINGS

>>74013607
britain in flames, canada is squidward

>>74013537


>Crowder
>Nazi


Howling

>>74013640
>apartment
FOY

>>74013640
why do you torment yourself with lovely white girls

>>74013682
I am the black depths

>>74013585

the arse

>>74013696
>all that empty space
Just fuck off, reddit twat

>>74013708
Same reason I imagine myself as the hubby in the cage.

Cuck mentality

>>74013696

yes, he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqP2uGk35E&feature=youtu.be&t=601

all of the personalities in this video are associated with the Alt Right/ Nazism.

business idea: we keep the soft spots we have as babies so we can kill ourselves whenever we want as adults

My womb is too small for your seeds

>>74013750
what
are
you
on
about
it's
perfectly
fine
to
put
spaces
in
your
posts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt4l6jI2TE

Imagine living in SA lads

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>Imagine
n,n.non-noooo

might start distancing myself from my friends for no particular reason
thoughts?

>>74013881
this is something every depressed autist decides to do at some point
don't if you can resist it

bit dead

The thread has been stagnated

just had one beer lads

might have one beer lads

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

Might have one of his beers lads

don't believe the neanderthal has contributed to this thread in a positive manner

Nobody post for 10 minutes I dare you

don't understand how normies can look at old people and say 'yea i wanna be like that one day and not kill myself before that happens'

Itsa me!

>>74014084
all Europeans are part neanderthal
thats what makes us different (read: better) than all the other species on earth

got called a tool in B&Q lads

>>74014113
I've seen guys in their early 70s who look yo be in their 50s and are fit.

As long as you can continue with any hobbies you have, why not live on?

>>74014170
look at this twat

>>74014113
Normies ideas of "old people" is David Beckham and Jennifer Lopez

OMGWTFBBQ

considering having one more beer lads

not sure about it though as I'm seeing a mate in a couple of hours and I don't want to know that I've been boozing on a monday afternoon

>>74014200
diabolical post

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me

>>74014205
dude alcohol lmao im so drunk rn sorry lmao xD yeah i drink if you didnt know

Any footy on today lads?

>>74014293
fuck off you dickhead

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would you?

>>74014299
the soccer?

considering having one more beer lads

not sure about it though as I'm seeing a mate in a couple of hours and I don't want to know that I've been boozing on a monday afternoon

>>74014299
Nothing good. Tuesday through Sunday there'll be plenty

Taken the mother up the arse... Great result

Best UK show on Netflix??

>>74014322
Well yeah of course I would. I would at least have a girlfriend. And downies are known to fuck like rabbits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4bYXGC2W24

ah yes...the colonials....

>>74014322
nah not a downy
I do see a girl on the train whos in a wheelchair thats actually pretty fit though

>>74014352
Skins

the flesh you so fancifully fry
is not succulent tasty or kind
it's death for no reason
and death for no reason is murder

>>74014352
Black Books

>>74014352
only fools and horses

Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM
Many such cases!

SCOTLAND THE BRAVE!!!!!

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>>74014517
>1977

White lies

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>only fools and horses

>>74014487
alri gavin

Reminder Trump uses a shitty Galaxy S3 from 2012

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>England created in 1066 by the normans
>not a hundred years prior by alfred the great

>>74014658
wtf I like trump now?

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>>74014571
>1942
was made a cunt in 1901 but

>>74014658
ah yes good goy buy our new phone every year

it's exactly the same as last years model in every way and even looks the same but the model number is one higher so you should pay another £600 even though your old phone is still perfectly functional

only fools and horses is genuine tripe

>>74014517
choke me frog daddy

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>>74013429
please give

need a british gf to dominate me

>>74014752
Not mine to give.

Gonna bang a prozzie this wek tho. Haven't had sex in 2 months.

how did dinosaurs communicate?

>>74014736
wrong

>>74014766
you want a british bird to ram a potato peeler up your japs eye? bit odd

>>74014804
oi rodney you plonker

bonjour!

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>>74014789
she fit? white?

Was trying to do some work but some fucking 1st year runtoids doing business management or marketing or some other shit Deano degree came over and started discussing how best to format their Word documents and how to make profit forecast charts in Excel

had to leave because I couldn't concentrate and now I need a new place to work. Might go into town and sit somewhere quiet.

>>74014734
you're not supposed to upgrade every year

every 2-3 years is acceptable. I use a 2012 phone and I'm suffering, it's so fucking bad

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Undeniably the best fruit ever.

>>74014881
hello nigger

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>>74014881
mmmm try again hun :) x

>>74014846
The girl I banged? She was fit and "white." Lebanese. I'll reply with a pic tomorrow if you post a leather clad woman. On my other phone

>>74013790
That doesn't make him a nazi, moron

Reminder Oasis are NOT Irish and hate boyzone

https://youtu.be/oODfEsW7Nv0

>>74014881
>spend half the time spitting out seeds
not enjoyable

It's cheaper to sell your phone when a new one comes out every year and use the money you recoup to buy the new one than to let your current phone depreciate for several years before buying a new one.

>>74014363
they just asked them about sex and almost all said you have to wait for the right person and shit like that so i doubt it

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Can British people understand all British accents? I sure as hell can't, specifically the Scottish ones.

I know 190cm Master Race is strong, but is he stronger than Uchiha Madara?

And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

I’m talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Izanagi and Izanami), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using the Infinite Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu, Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu

need a gf with a hairy bagina to sit on my face

>>74014696
everyone knows Alfred created England

>>74014950
Yes

Glasgow area people are sometimes difficult to understand though, especially the loser class ones

>>74014856
you get victimised in your social group when you're a normie if you don't have the most up to date model

LEEDS MENTIONED

>>74008140
>>74008140

>>74014949
Yes but downies are usually obsessed with love, children.

will be forwarding my body towards the privies and then the slumber chamber

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>>>/pol/122590395


The absolute STATE of /pol/

>>74014984
lower*

>>74014984

Classist twat out

>>74014950
I can, unless the guy is a spastic in which case it's not really the accen

>>74015018
christ its turned to the same shit that stormfront was 5 years ago

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>>74014913
>leather clad
lets see
got a few but this ones got a bike in x

>>74014810
no thats painful
just crude remarks and some light dom would do

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>>74014913
>"white." Lebanese
don't be saying this shit in cronulla

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>Chewing chaat
>/brit/ is flowing at a comfy pace
>birds chirping

>>74015134
on the cross

>>74015123
you want a british bird to hit you over the back of the head with a sock full of potatoes then starve you for a week?

bit weird

>>74015018
vaguely recall this beig a copypasta

>>74015148
enjoy black ruined teeth

>>74015147
Lmao yeah I lived in Lebanon for a few years, lebs can be nuts and in combination with Aussies must be a mental juxtaposition

Either way, I don't really care what race a girl is as long as she's not Asian and isn't ugly

>>74015168
no i get very cranky when hungry
would not be a pleasant experience for any involved

>I don't really care what race a girl is
>as long as she's not Asian

what did he mean by this?

>>74015213
Don't care. Smoke loads and drink coffee like water

Chaat keeps the feels at bay

>>74015215
>Asian
What type?

8 year old cousin wants to make a YouTube channel to become rich and popular. Told his dad not to let him.

>>74015246
East Asian girls look like aliens

I know, "flag; glass houses; etc"

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they're right you know

>>74013881
Did this at 15. Haven't been happy since.

>>74015018
they're all baiting though right
people dont actually think having 2% african DNA makes you black

>>74015359
maybe but probably not
but there will never be a worldwide socialist revolution so it doesn't matter

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>tfw no alien gf

>>74015359
>they tried 20 times but WITH US the socialism will be applied in the right way

>>74015387
One drop rule, monkey boy.

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hmm...

>>74015444
oh fuck off

>>74015481
Come home, black man

>>74015444
FUCK OFF YANK
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
RIGHT NOW
GO ON
FUCK OFF
YOU DUMB YANK CUNT

>>74013854
ZA*

Ched Evans going back to Sheffield lmao
JEnnis seething

>>74015501

What do you do for living?

>>74015306
what about steppe people

unidentified person of interest
report your status to civil protection team
immediately

>>74015526
thieve

only fools and horses more like only memes and reddit

>>74015444
one drop rule was invented when dna testing wasnt a thing

>>74015557
I'm fine, safe and sad but fine, report in

>>74015481
>>74015509
OO OO AH AH AH

>>74015387
its a copypasta. even if it was sincere originally, it has been adopted as insincere

how the fuck is it 4pm already

christ

need more amphetamine

>>74015588
thought so

>>74015576
So?

>>74015526
Real estate dev't. My dad's company.

Atm we're in between projects. Just got a new loan from the commercial bank for a decent plot of land and we're going to build a one family residential house for rent. The main moneymaker is an office building.

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>>74015599
>4pm was 11 minutes ago

>>74015578
Your cooperation with your local Civil Protection has resulted in full ration reward.

>>74015134
*licks it*

>>74015622
the "one drop rule" is a dumb yank thing

now, you have a british flag
and you're also posting in /brit/
so...
stop using it and stop saying it

Women think this is hilarious and they all think this is the funniest thing they've ever created.

Women are awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

>>74015669
hello nigger

>>74015524
based ched

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>this is just from slamming her face into the steering wheel in a crash
fuckin ell

>>74015670
*hates women in reddit spacing*

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why did the dutch get rid of their most aesthetic flag

>>74015669
Nigger

afternoons seem to just vanish these days

>>74015686
Will batter you, ya junkie' basterd you

everyone itt is black except me

>>74015669
greeting negro

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>>74015670

opiates are a wonderful sleep aid

>>74015686
>>74015741
I'm literally white you dumb cunts

all I'm saying is that you should stop using the dumb american terminology
it makes you look and sound like a moron

morning

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>>74015789
they can be good when it's not some red/white/blue combo

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>>74015759

I'm wiggling and jiggling

>>74015830
Based Connor

When's the Mayweather fight?

>>74015670
american women**

>>74015844
i'm not your mate, pal

nerves got the better of me and I chickened out another interview
might kill myself

>>74015670
muh vagina

Lavazza coffee is not very good. In fact I would go as far as to say it is quite bad. Why is it so popular?

>>74015890
What sort of work?

Making a meal out of it

>>74015811
>I'M LITERALLY OO OO AH AH MUMDA HOODADA WHITE YOU FUCKING CRACKA ASS *clicking noises* RACIST ASS FOOS

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>>74015866
roastie whore: detected

take........ THIS!!!!!!

>>74015890
Killing yourself would be better for the future of mankind, you obviously have weak genes.

>>74015962
need courage to do that too

>>74014954
Mind boggling post

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>>74015822

>>74015670
Has anyone got that stand up comedy video of the women that just talks about shoes for 10 minutes

ffuuck missed 4:20

>>74015890
fanny

I have a voice for my vagina :DDD

Dis 4 my featherless bipeds that identify as female

>>74015890
I don't think it really matters if you kill yourself or not, sounds like you will never pass your genes on wether you live or die so the only benefit from topping yourself are the resources wasted on maintaining you could be used by stronger males

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>tfw le handsome globalist will win in France like in Canada because women

At 6am, I slide out of bed, trying my best not to disturb my dog (he is sleepy!) and make my way to the restroom. I relieve myself, step on my scale, record my morning weight and wash my face and hands with ice cold water.

When I walk into my office, I sit down in my chair, close my eyes and MEDITATE / VISUALIZE for 5 minutes to clear my mind and bring focus to my day. In this time, I often start by counting backwards from 300 and focus on deep inhales and forceful exhales. I set my alarm to a quiet, calming concerto from Johan Sebastian Bach to gently transition me from my bliss when the 5 minutes is up.

Next, I perform 10 minutes of non-stop, rigorous bodyweight exercise to get my heart pumping and metabolism moving. My routine consists of 1 minute each of Bodyweight Squats, Pushups, V-Ups, Burpees and Planks. I repeat this cycle twice for a total of 10 minutes and try to outperform my previous best every time I run through this. Each 1 minute exercise is an all-out sprint with perfect form.

Once completed, I sit back down (on a towel) and write down my personal GOALS for the day. These goals are personal to me and offer a challenge to my current skill set and comfort zone. These goals are not about taking out the trash or going to work, as those are basic responsibilities. I write down activities, education, exercises or acts of kindness that will make me a better person, husband, father, professional, friend and so on.


What is your morning routine?

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09/04/17 BBQ in da Endz

bum, willy or poo?

ah yes, the incomprehensible irish poster is here

>>74016159
why do you care

>>74016181
did fanta change their logo

>>74016159
>african
>thinking Le Pen is better than the teacher banger Macron

>>74016206
What happens to the EU is relevant worldwide, especially in the developing world.

I live 100 meters from the EU rep office here.

>>74015811
maybe you should go to a different website where Nigger is not the most frequently used word in the posters catalogue? You stpid fucking nigger.

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>>74016178
12am
get up
make a cup of tea
while kettle boils have a rest on the sofa
drink tea whilst playing shite games on my phone and putting toast in toaster
butter and marmite toast
take upstairs
pull out laptop

just nipping for a quick tommy tank, brb

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Finna do the ol 'cide lads

>>74015811
hello nigger

>>74016260
globalism is good for africa

>>74016285
Sad existence

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09/04/17 BBQ in da ENDZ

>>74016322
Wrong, niggers will fuck it up for themselves like they do with everything else. They need to be supervised

>>74016285
What kind of a slob gets up at 12

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tims going to put his neck out soon, his straps far too tight

Here's the redpill on globalism:it's happening. Don't like it? Too bad. It's a fact. You can take part and reap the rewards-or opt out and fade into irrelevance as a people.

>>74016252
stop glorifying the fact he married a woman who was in a position of care over him, and who is literally old enough to be his mother, who already had children of her own through a previous marriage. only France could elect such a worthless sack of shit to lead their entire country. No respect for them any more at all

UK OUT OF CORNWALL

>>74016322
Yes, to some extent.

We need your knowledge.

but charitable efforts like Irish deforestation awareness projects in the highlands and le free market can sort that out.

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Had a think lads.
Is the thin tie a universal indicator of runt looking smart?

Literally no actual smart person wears one of these, only chavs, footballers and assorted runts.

>>74016380
What a sad existence for a man

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>>74016240
yeah

>>74016377
the kind that goes to bed at 4:30

why isn't tim in an asylum?

>>74016410
No

You are wrong

I am in disagreement

'dit spacing

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09/04/17 BBQ IN DA ENDZ.

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>>74016410
WRONG. Mike ross wears one

>>74016410
Ah but anon, sometimes you want to appear less intelligent

just told my mom to do one

>>74016408

I think a good chunk of Africa would be considerably wealthier if the west just stopped doing development aid and instead focusing on investing like the chinks do.
Pooling money to the most distant and corrupted shitholes will never amount to anything, at best you create population growth that is entirely dependent on outside aid.

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>>74016410

Yes

>>74016410
They look good you autist

A portable water turbine to keep your devices powered anywhere in the world
This portable turbine generates power no matter where you are

>>74016520
yes and we get the added bonus of owning their economies

>>74016408
your presence irks me. not because you're supposedly ethiopian, but because i can't work out why or how an ethiopian would find their way here. which makes me think you're some psuedo tripfag or a british expat working there for something. which is it? i demand you explain.

>>74016520
Agreed. The Chinese are dragging this land that god forgot into the 21st century.

Most of sub saharan africa is a lost cause but places like Ethiopia, zambia, and namibia have potential.

>>74016394
here's the actual redpill on globalism: it offers no palpable rewards to such a significant portion of the electorate that 2 of the biggest economies in the world were forced to reject it, and another is thinking about it.

>>74016554

Back in the cage runt

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>>74016380
christ

has he not googled how they're meant to be worn?
is he really that inept?

>>74016578
He's actually black, he's wealthier than most of us and he's well above the intelligence level of most of his countrymen. I imagine he just enjoys posting with us

>>74016578
He's a genuine Ethiopian and not a bad lad. I know this because he sent me a picture of the bags under his eyes from smoking. Looked like a white man in black skin 2bh.

>>74016465
thank you for that well thought out and considered response le thin tie irish man

>>74016410
Not as bad as wearing a suit without a tie and leaving the top buttons undone. All the nancy boys on tv do it and it's infuriating.

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>>74016584
>Ethiopia
>the country that surrendered its only bit of coastline, becoming one of the so-called 'landlocked' countries

^_^

>>74016642
Ethiopia historically was always landlocked

Very arid mountainous country but it actually has very interesting history for an African country. Cease this bullying.

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>>74016578
/brit/ is just indisputably the best thread on 4chan for an autist who enjoys sarcastic humor

>>74016642

On the other hand they got rid of Eritreans :^)

if you wear a thin tie you're a runt and I could heem you into next week

>>74016591
HAHAHAAH. We haven't rejected globalism, rorke. Now that we're out of the EU we're going to embrace globalism like never before. Oh how I will love when we agree freedom of movement for india during a trade deal or an increase in aid to pakistan

>>74016678
You're a yank? Fuck off

>>74016634
agreed. that is the "I work in management consultancy or sales" starter pack
meanwhile >>74016410 is the "i dont have to look smart for work so when I need to for an event I do not know what to wear"

trust me. Next time you see someone's wedding photos on normiebook or whatever you will be able to tell the runts by what their tie is like

>>74016578
he went to a yank university around 2007 so it's not impossible he heard about 4chan, and then /brit/ was always on the front of /int/

>>74016678

was about to make you a /brit/ approved JF but you can f*ck off now

>>74016678
>it's just a yank visiting his family
nah, filtering

>>74016681
I'm ethnically Eritrean. Northern Ethiopia and Eritrea used to be one state, "Tigray"

My maternal great grandfathers met in an Italian jail in Asmara during the first European military defeat in Africa, the Battle of Adwa

>>74016578
only island nations should be allowed to post in /brit/

also janny is a nigger he just warned me for making a racist comment

>>74016578
he posted his picture a few days ago
he's a handsome Micheal Jackson (when he was black) looking mother fucker. he's a big guy (for me)

>>74016578
>but because i can't work out why or how an ethiopian would find their way here
dumb rorke

>>74016749
Can someone translate this wog speak

>>74016625
Hmmmmmmm
>>74016631
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>74016678
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

doing a think.

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scoochey tm, you want to me to- you want me to try a bit of a wonderful world?
i dont even know, lets try some random - some randoms bit from what a wonderful world...
GGRRRRNGG SCCCRRNGNNN GRRRRNRNG SCCCCRRRRRRRNN
SCGSGCGSGCGSGCSSSCSRGSGRGRSGRRRRRRRR
(barely audible above the din) i see treeeeees of green...... red roses too
SGRGSRCGSGCRCGRGRRRRGGRGRGRSCSCSCS
i see them bloom for me and you
GGRGRGRRRRRSSCRRSRGSRRGSSGRRRRRRN

>>74016749
you're a black man, big deal

fuck off roody poo

>>74016677
Incorrect, Ethiopia has had a coastline previously via Eritrea

Being landlocked is the ultimate sign of irrelevancy

>>74016767
>Big guy 4 u
He's a wirey skelly mf just like all East Africans

>>74016762
>irish
>want to creates rules in /brit/

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>«Jews only look white due to racemixing and their disposition is wholly unsuited to the European psyche and as such is repugnant to our culture»

>>74016767
You absolute bender

>>74016792
he's talking about an ancient kingdom his great grandparents were part of

>>74016749

Are the people on the eastern border ethnically Somalian?

>>74016820
this

>>74016804
excellent post

>>74016804
nice

>>74016820
sorry, dont speak monkey

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If by the time you are 40 and you don't have a family or children, you are a lost soul

RIP Jo Cox

>>74016837
Yeah, not much difference between us all though. We're all basically half Kenyan half southern Arab

>>74016777
>das raycis

literally no racist connotations to what I said at all, and turns out I was actually right. He has a yank passport. Fucking dumb child.

>>74016804
tim would make a really good punk musician I think

>>74016767
>mother fucker
Fuck off Yank

>>74016886
I'll have a family (parents)

>>74016700
a government intending to enter a freedom-of-movement agreement with india would not be elected, given the current state of british politics.

>>74016881
If i speak dumb catholic english will you understand?

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>>74016727
I thought he was from Ga. and wanted to get back toward his "roots".
>>74016749
BASH THE FASH

>>74016886
Can name five famous lifelong bachelors off the top of my head

Ahhhhh yessss, the UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>74016762

Quite glad that Janny is finally enforcing the racism outside of /b/ rule desu

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>>74016886
not really. men can have children later than 40. if by the time you are 40 you
>havent got a well paid job
>havent got social skills
>are not in good shape
then you are completely fucked

>>74016961
Snorting and chuffling and wiggalonking rn

Need a comfy tune on spotify

Recs?

ah yes lots of random pinoys and russians with no mutual friends are appearing on my "people you may know" list

>>74016886
>40
If you're 30 and don't already have 2 kids, you're a waste of life.

>>74017035
space walk by lemon jelly

>>74017035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN-FQq-T5hc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djEKllJJukk

>>74017035
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

NEW
>>74017122
>>74017122
>>74017122
>>74017122

>>74017035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x5ZRAVXxr8

>>74016961

Kweku is literally me

>>74016961
desu that looks alright
one of them bois is a le black man with a le big willy but the others are a virgin, a gay dude, a nerd and a narrator.

looks fine

>>74016961

this is a lot lot worse than I remembered kek