>Be US
>Start Iraq war
>Barely take in any refugees left by your own mess
Fuck you
>Be Europe
>be a happy little american vassal
>become upset when with perks come responsibilites
Fuck you
>>70595030
>be Swedish
Fuck you you lazy bastards
>>70595254
>be russia
>invade a neighboring country and annex their territory
>wonder out loud why EU and US are sanctioning you
Which flag – aside from your own – is your personal favourite? politics aside.
>>70594333
No, seriously.
>>70594333
Hey guys I fucked up
>be 18
>go to Mexico with friends
>we drive around outside Ensenada before going south to a relative's house near Guerrero Negro
>one of my friends decides to stop at a fruit stand
>they have a fruit called "Yaka"
>pic related it looks like an alien egg
>buy one of those fuckers and have it cut up
>eat some on the way down
>feel throat itch like crazy and start to swell
> Ohfuck.jpg
> deepthroat my finger to keep my throat open
>it doesn't work
>try drinking soda
>my airway slowly opens up over the span of an hour
>none of my friends were affected just me
Fuck Yaka
>>70594264
lol you have to be a pussy to be almost killed by a jackfruit (unless it falls on your head, if so, it's normal to die that way).
Did you ever think you might be allergic to it
>>70594496
I had never seen or heard of one in my life. Don't even know how I'm allergic to it since I'm not allergic to anything else.
It tasted great though
>China's economy will crash any day no---
>>70593953
China's economy is a bubble with fake numbers that will eventually burst.
>>70593953
Economic experts has been predicting a crash for 20+ years now Zhang. If you don't think it's going to crash than you know nothing about economics.
>>70594003
>eventually
The mayor of London. One of the most important cities in the world.
>>70593768
>be Londoner
>get KHAN'D
What can he do even if he is mayor of London?
Can he accept refugees as Merkel did?
Not for a long time
Tourism in USA
>just book an interview at the embassy and show them the travel agency receipt
>no other rassle, just show your visa to the officers at arrival and you're good to go.
Tourism in Europe
>""""Visa Free""""
>harassed at arrival by officials
>have to show immigration officials entire travel itinerary receipts (hotels, trips, etc)
>need to show letter from bank stating you have money
>need proof you bought a travel health insurance
>need to show letter from your employer stating you have a job
>your baggage gets ransacked for drug inspection
>often forced into an x-ray to check if you ingested drug capsules
>need to sign papers stating you won't cross borders into another EU country by land
>often asked for bribes
>small chance of an immigration official deporting you on arrival just for fun (75% of tourist deportations are without a reason)
Why is tourism in europe so hard for brazilians/south-americans? You guys are racist as fuck, not everyone here is a cocaine dealer.
>>70593357
>not having euro pass
>>70593357
cool, so... it works and please DO NOT return disgusting ape.
you are wrong, here it's how it really is:
Tourism USA
>exit the plane
>get shot
Tourism monkeyland (brasil)
>exit plane
>get kidnapped and get your organs removed, then killed
Tourism in Europe
>exit plane
>get killed in a mudslime terrorist attack
WHERE MY URU BROS AT
HELLO FELLOW URUK-HAI BRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAxe1MJt6w8
>>70593093
smoking weed
>>70593093
Weeeeeeeed
If you were born in poor family, you are destined to be poor in your country?
>>70592949
Absolutely not.
There is a correlation though, but that's just because of the non-opportunist retards who follow their parents' path.
>>70592949
Yes
NO
I still struggle
if I say ''Canada'', what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
diarrhea
>>70592739
Canada
>>70592739
leaf
>>70592075
can you smuggle me into your country?
>>70592075
Do you have a hairy pussy ?
>that butthurt kurwa proxing as jap
saged and hidden
STRAYACUNTS WILL DENY THIS
SCOOBY DOO'D
>>70591639
>SCOOBYCUNTS
>>70591639
>australians are A S L E E P
YOU CAN'T
if the poles melt like predictions say
1- will melted icebergs make the world colder?
2- will the antarctic reveal its land below?
meks you think
If they would met complete there would be like +40 C in the winter in europe so we would be dead anyway
>>70591231
the gulf stream makes yuros warm, wouldnt the cold water balance things out?
>>70591363
protip: even if gulf stream were to stop, the temperature of Europe would still be getting like Canada.
Siberia being exceptionally cold comes from Himalaya mountains blocking the exchange of the air between north and south.
Which Mexican country is the most like a western country (like the US)?
None
Define "western".
>>70591123
USA
>His country has a high population density
Is it fun living in Bangladesh?
shit map, 80% of your country is stuffed in cities
>>70591200
>80% of my country is full of cities
Yeah, everyone get's their own city where in Sweden, we can afford that with our low population density
>>70591105
>His country is 80% useless wasteland that can't be fruitfully farmed and drives up infrastructure costs massively
Yeah, no thanks.
I like being able to visit my family in the other end of the country without needing to go on a fucking overly expensive domestic flight or driving for a whole day.
Which part of the Romania should we visit?
I know there are dangerous thing in Romania but I think there would be nice to visit.
The capital and nothing else.
>>70590786
Bucarest, I guess
Beware gypsies
>>70590786
>dangerous
>Romania