>Be US >Start Iraq war >Barely take in any refugees

>Be Europe
>be a happy little american vassal
>become upset when with perks come responsibilites
Fuck you

>>70595030
>be Swedish
Fuck you you lazy bastards

>>70595254
>be russia
>invade a neighboring country and annex their territory
>wonder out loud why EU and US are sanctioning you

>>70595380
>be Finland
>benis ebin

>>70595030
I'm so sorry euros are having to put up with a few rape cases, I'll be sure to tell the 100 trillion people who died on 9/11.

>>70595380
>be europe
>invade and destroy entire region
>wonder out loud why it comes back to bite you in the ass

>>70595030
>Be European
>Start numerous Wars
>Benefit from the U.S. and pretend you dindu nuffin
>Take in many refugees because of guilt and to prove you're better than Americans
Fuck you

Blame your idiot countrymen, politicians and Merkel.

>>70595431
Technically as a whole they've managed to invade and control most of the world.

>>70595486
Not us. And they are still salty about it to this very day.

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>>70595030
Awww what's wrong swedie poo? I thought you wanted to be diverse like us?

>be US
>create Taliban
>create al-qaida
>create ISIS
>WE DIDN DU NUFFIN

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>>70595425
This, tbqfwyouall

>>70595623
dont tell the liberals in the us that....when trump did they lost their minds! the gnashing of teeth and rending of garments!

>>70595030
Not our fault Europe doesn't believe in deporting illegals

>>70595623
Don't forget we supplied and trained the mujahideen to fuck russia over as revenge for supplying the vietcong.

>>70595623
don't forget supporting terrorists in Nicaragua and Colombia and other South American shitholes.
>inb4
>FREEDOM AIN'T FREE

>>70595623
>>70595753
>>70597410
It's just a social experiment

>>70595545
>implying anyone wants Russia proper outside of maybe some random oilfields

>Take in the people you slaughtered.

What are you stupid?

>>70597410
those were just pranks tho

>>70597410
Don't forget giving guns to cartels and literally trafficking cocaine

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>>70597443
It's just a prank bro!

>>70597517
>w-we didn't want you anyway

>>70597658
And the news media wonders why we don't trust the CIA when they say Trumps has personal ties to Russia.

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>>70595623
>>70595753
>>70597658
>>70597410
And you guys said America didn't have any culture!