Hey guys I fucked up
>be 18
>go to Mexico with friends
>we drive around outside Ensenada before going south to a relative's house near Guerrero Negro
>one of my friends decides to stop at a fruit stand
>they have a fruit called "Yaka"
>pic related it looks like an alien egg
>buy one of those fuckers and have it cut up
>eat some on the way down
>feel throat itch like crazy and start to swell
> Ohfuck.jpg
> deepthroat my finger to keep my throat open
>it doesn't work
>try drinking soda
>my airway slowly opens up over the span of an hour
>none of my friends were affected just me
Fuck Yaka
>>70594264
lol you have to be a pussy to be almost killed by a jackfruit (unless it falls on your head, if so, it's normal to die that way).
Did you ever think you might be allergic to it
>>70594496
I had never seen or heard of one in my life. Don't even know how I'm allergic to it since I'm not allergic to anything else.
It tasted great though
alien egg
You have to be a third worlder to eat it
>>70594563
If youre allergic to it it could have been bred in the mountains of switzerland youd still almost die, nothing to do with 3rd world, 3rd world food just make you shit
>go to france
>order something random off the menu
>it smells like a dirty public toilet on a warm day and tastes like poo
The French cuisine meme really has to die.
>>70594565
It fucking looks like one. Sounds like Hues eat a lot of that stuff though
>>70594639
No shit
>>70594264
it means you are allergic to that you retard.
> going south to a relative's house
CHI
>>70594676
>order something random
sigh
>yaka
jáca
That's an allergic reaction
T. Immunologist
>>70594710
it depends, jackfruit is an invasive species, it grows everywhere in my city, but the trees are usually full because no one picks it up. I like it tho, we call it "jaca".
>>70594264
i feel bad for people being alergic to based paltas
>>70594264
You had an allergic reaction retard.
Jack fruit tastes amazing, I had it when I went hiking in India
>>70595964
this
I have never tasted it.