woulda went to pol but here I am -- came to you
I've gotta know, what is "the english"
tell me fuckers, sum it up for me in a youtube link, who are the british -- i don't care, b ritisih, englaish whateverer
who cares,
what is the UK transmuted into a youtube video?
firece motherfuckers, great britain, nice history you've got there
cool, cool, and good -- 1776 before 1776
hella dope
stop drinking, fucking redneck
>>77782729
>>77782763
RaaaaggGHhAhahGAHAg rrrAgagGHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k
What's the oldest version of your language that you can understand or read, /int/? English starts to get really weird before the late-1500's. Even by then, a lot of words and grammatical forms are no longer used. So, English has about 430 to 450 years of writing that can be understood today.
Here's an example of a famous poem from the early 1200's, followed by a literal translation, and then a modern translation, to show how much things have changed:
>>77782681
Original version:
>Svmer is icumen in
>Lhude sing cuccu
>Groweþ sed
>and bloweþ med
>and springþ þe wde nu
>Sing cuccu
>Awe bleteþ after lomb
>lhouþ after calue cu
>Bulluc sterteþ
>bucke uerteþ
>murie sing cuccu
>Cuccu cuccu
>Wel singes þu cuccu
>ne swik þu nauer nu
>Sing cuccu nu • Sing cuccu.
>Sing cuccu • Sing cuccu nu
Literal translation:
>Summer is a-comin' in
>Loud sing [sing loud], cuckoo!
>Groweth, seed
>and bloweth (bloom) meadow
>and springeth the wood now [ie, leaves appear]
>Sing cuckoo
>Ewe bleateth after lamb
>Loweth after calf, cow (ie, the cow lows for its calf)
>Bullock strutteth
>Buck farteth (ie, the goat makes goofy noises)
>Merry sing cuckoo
>Cuckoo, cuckoo
>Well sings you, cuckoo
>No swick (ie, trick) us ever, now (ie, don't stop being summer)
>Sing cuckoo; sing cuckoo
>Sing cuckoo; sing cuckoo now!
Modern translation with modern grammar:
>Summer has arrived,
>Sing loudly, cuckoo!
>The seed is growing
>And the meadow is blooming,
>And the trees are growing leaves now,
>Sing, cuckoo!
>The ewe (female sheep) is bleating for her lamb,
>The cow is lowing (mooing) after her calf;
>The young bull is prancing,
>The billy-goat is being silly,
>Sing merrily, cuckoo!
>Cuckoo, cuckoo,
>You sing well, cuckoo,
>Never stop now.
>Sing, cuckoo, now; sing, cuckoo;
>Sing, cuckoo; sing, cuckoo, now!
>>77782681
I can sort of make out most of the Cantar de Mio Cid so around the 12th century. Some latin is actually pretty much easy to read tho I wouldn't claim to fully understand it.
>>77782700
Not so difficult if you are a native speaker and has some experience tbqh.
>he can only speak Indo-European languages
>>77782468
>implying I want to speak non-IE languages
Japanese and American are the only non-IE languages of any importance
Question for Korean anons
I'm going to Seoul next week but I just heard that the police has the right to stop you and test you for THC. It also says that it doesn't matter where you took it and that you can end up going to jail for months
I usually smoke a joint in the weekends to relax and I'm scared shitless right now.
How common is it for police to stop foreigners and test their hair or piss?
>>77782421
don't go to asia seriously high
at best police arrest you, at worst you wake up with missing organs
>>77782421
Kill yourself
>>77782448
I won't be while I'm in asia
I will have it in my system though
Why do White Australians murder innocent Asian people for no reason?
>>77782387
it will stop
soon :^)
why
An Asian woman raped and murdered by White Australians
Why is it that Russia and the EU don't get along very well?
Why can't Russia become part of the EU?
>>77782286
Because crisis in Ukraine
Because many Eastern European countries still hate Russia
Because USA doesnt want it
>>77782327
>Because crisis in Ukraine
You mean the crimea shit? I still can't understand why Russia would do that. It put them at odds with the Western World. They should just give Crimea back to Ukraine and be in good terms with the West.
>Because many Eastern European countries still hate Russia
Why? Is it because of the USSR?
>>77782286
They are two regional (Well in this case global) powers sharing a land border, that's going to cause some disputes.
Like Russia and China
Or China and India
etc...
explain this, Japan
>>77782250
if modular housing was a thing id probably not kill myself
>>77782250
No imperial Japan
"Η ιστορία επαναλαμβάνεται" έkδοση
Παλιό >>77768462
>REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
>tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
https://youtu.be/dkqTM4K68ME
https://youtu.be/qSLH9ossDY0
*blocks your path*
>>77782586
Το παιδί έχει αυτογνωσία kαι έπαιξε με την Team Africa το 2015
>NBA Team Africa vs NBA Team World https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Africa_Game_2015
>Hear Australian accent on a qt
>Instant boner
I need an Aussie qt gf asap
Aussie women are 99% fuarking trash m8, only us blokes and ~1% of the women have the good accents (no homo). You get tired of a woman trying to sound like a bloke saying "Yeah fuckin cunt yeah shit fuck cunt I'm one of the fellas cunt" pretty quick
>>77782153
You can try, but you can't make me not try to get one
You want to have all for yourself
>>77782175
You can have the 99% m8
Финнo-yгopcкиe нapoды
/mämmi/
/ee/
kurva anyátok
>>77782030
>estonians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKKu1UaoTro
What if we all finno-ugrics just went back to Urals and created a superstate there. I think it should range from the eastern shores of Volga to the ranges of Urals.
Feel free to expand on the idea.
>>77782170
It's not worth it, environment is too harsh.
Why are Indians so angry? Do Indians just feel the need to lash out at anyone who makes fun of their country because of real life frustrations?
>>77782009
I've always found them to be pretty relaxed.
>>77782009
theyre angry their government is forcing them to poo in loos
>>77782009
Indians are usually pretty chill, but for some reason whenever you criticize their country or just make fun of it they absolutely freak out.
Give the world a r8 m8s (template in thrad)
I only picked 5 like countries, sue me.
>Be nip
>Take a D in a test
>kill yourself
Lol
>Be nip
>Go to Paris
>It wasn't quite like you imagined it to be
>kill yourself
Can't make this up
>Be nip
>Crush refuses you
>kill yourself
JUST
>>77781674
A dick measurement test?
>be nip
>kill yourself
>Be albanian
>Can't take low grades in tests because you don't attend school
>Can't be disappointed by Paris because you can't afford to travel there
>Can't be rejected by your crush because you will just rape her
You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible.
I
Am
>>77781565
*opens borders to 6 gorillion islamic terrorists*
Es ist Zeit für das Reich wir mussen die Juden ausrotten.
Which general do we fry today?
BRING IT ON TERRORIST SCUM
>>>/g/csg/