>Be nip
>Take a D in a test
>kill yourself
Lol
>Be nip
>Go to Paris
>It wasn't quite like you imagined it to be
>kill yourself
Can't make this up
>Be nip
>Crush refuses you
>kill yourself
JUST
>>77781674
A dick measurement test?
>be nip
>kill yourself
>Be albanian
>Can't take low grades in tests because you don't attend school
>Can't be disappointed by Paris because you can't afford to travel there
>Can't be rejected by your crush because you will just rape her
>>77783974
hahaha this
>>77783974
>be albanian
>Cheat on the test, still fail
>Go to paris illegally, and still get stabbed by weekend terrorist
>get rejected by crush, killed by her father as he shoots you with illegal AK when you try to rape her
>>77783974
Good one, Mario.
>>77781674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDNpDUYM5S0
Seppuked
>>77784859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zar65GaOoc0
Real nips do sudoku with style. Get seppuk'd don't be a bitch.
>be albanian
>get your kidneys stolen by a local gang
>be albanian