/csg/ Chink Shit General

Which will happen first: Vicky Gao ships out her orders or that anon fucks his sister?

How many sellers post here?

>>56197202
6 gorillions

>>56197188
One of these things has already happened. Repeatedly.

>>56197202
all of them

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>>56197188

TechNet Raptor seems to be a better mouse than James Donkey according to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1lsu0BRT-k

They have a $1 off coupon using 50 AliExpress coins, so I might just bite the bullet.

>>56197188
We don't know if Vicky is still alive

>>56197220
Vicky shipped the orders???

Moved into new place, progressively chinking out the place.

So far I got a chink vacuum bot, nessie ladle, bluetooth speaker thingy for the shower, meme powerbank and meme smart scale.

Thinking about getting some cozy blankets or something and maybe some solar powered shit for the garden. Any recommendations?

>How Xiaomi lost $40bn: Where it all went wrong for the 'Apple of the East' - The world's once most-valuable startup goes from hero to zero in just 18 months.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/how-xiaomi-lost-40bn-where-it-all-went-wrong-apple-east-1576781

/csg/ BTFO. no amount of Pistons and Redmemes you'll buy can save them now,

>>56197311
House fire in the making.

>>56197311
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/sleeping_with_your_waifu/32236259850.html

>>56197231
>buying chink shit off Amazon

>>56197373
What happened there?

>>56197407
t-that would be way to embarassing for me. Also why has no one told me theres a fishing mini sale going on on banggood

>>56197373
>Xiaomi is a private company and so it does not make its finances public

That whole acticle is shit. If xiaomi was really doing badly their shit would not be always sold out and they would have more funding rounds.

>>56197452
I'm buying it off AliExpress, since that's the only place my debit card is working right now.

Also I did mention how you can get it for $1 cheaper by using AliExpress coins in the AliExpress app.

>>56197555
your post made me happy

>>56197231
>he paid $10 for the $1 mouse

lel

can someone make a pastebin for commonly bought items and their cheaper but just as good chink shit equivalents?
haven't ordered anything yet but I'm considering it soon

>>56197609
Check the wiki

>>56197592
Your $1 mouse is ugly and shit. I don't want a tiny mouse made for manlet hands like yours with shit written all over it like >6D Optical Gaming Mouse Super 6 button LED Crap More Filler Text

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>>56197167
DO NOT BUY THE BLACK VERSION OF THE KZ ED9!!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT!!!!!

I know sometimes the KZ ED9 gets shilled here sometimes because of it's supposedly amazing sound quality. And it's true, the sound quality is amazing! BUT ONLY FOR THE SILVER VERSION OF THE ED9! Do not waste your money on the black version! I'm not really an audiophile but the best way to describe it is that the black version sounds like a generic $5 earbud from the dollar store while the silver version sounds very close to my ATH-M50. The black version has a lot of tremble and the sound sounds slightly muffled.

Also the wire on the black version feels cheaper and thinner compared to the wire on the silver version. Like the black version has a lower gauge!

I recently brought these even though I already own the silver version because I lost one of the nozzles that filters the bass. I'm 100% sure these are official KZ earbuds because the nozzles sounded the same when I put the replacement nozzle on the silver version. KZ just gimped the black ones on purpose.

Okay I'm done now.

Why havent you gone tacticool with your phone /g/?

http://www.banggood.com/Outdoor-Anti-theft-Hidden-Underarm-Phone-Shoulder-Holster-Armpit-Bag-p-1073334.html

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>>56197609

>>56197687
irl photo comparison would be nice

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>>56197507
Don't tell me you're going to bring some 3PDP into your bedroom.

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please recommend me good cheap chink mechanical watches.
better yet if they are great knock-off or homages

pic related, i've heard jaragar makes decent mechanicals

>>56197661
thanks senpai
>>56197698
u cheeky cunt, i sware on me mum ill hook u in the gabber m8

>>56197675
What? I'm talking about the first mouse he talks about. It's clearly the $1 mouse but the amazon screenshot he put on the video said it's $9.99

The other mice in the video are obviously better

>>56197730
>good cheap chink mechanical watches.
no such thing

>>56197723
n-no but if you call my cat 3DPD I'll murder you with my nessie laddle mate.

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A E S T H E T I C shirt

2016 New Arrive Awesome 80's Fueled Galaxy Shapes T-Shirt Women Casual Sexy Tee T Shirt Tops Pullover Plus Size Harajuku
http://s.aliexpress.com/Rb6BJJ3e
(from AliExpress Android)

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>>56197763

>>56197777
>9,84€
no dudee im poor fuck

>>56197777
>women
A-anon

>>56197813
lol i dont see that

>>56197740
I'm retarded. My bad.

>seller has 1 day, 4 hours, 30 minutes left to ship
There's still hope.

Found this with the script: 3d stickers for 10ct if you use the coupon from the shop
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-12-PVC3D-beautiful-butterfly-to-decorative-wall/32376662595.html

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Whaddya think of these badboys?

>>56197951
I hope that you don't live in the UK.

>>56197827
2016 New Arrive Awesome 80's Fueled Galaxy Shapes T-Shirt-
>Women
-Casual Sexy Tee T Shirt Tops Pullover Plus Size Harajuku

>>56197940
thanks anon, got motherfucking blue butterflies

>>56197951
I have alerted the police and they are on their way to your house right now.

>>56197687
>KZ ED9
You're way behind. Current memephones are the ED7.

>>56197730
The Casina brand seems pretty good it more expensive than you would think but the quality of the mechanical watch for what you'd pay for a brand name is a steal of a deal

>>56197968
It's ok. I traded in all my butter knives so they're letting me keep them as long as I submit to a mental welfare check every 48 hours and never leave my house.

>>56197311
>bluetooth speaker thingy for the shower
Link?

>>56197951
i have a SG-553 and ordered a deagle.

they look cool, i've got a lot of "compliments"
just be careful to not look like an edgy boy and you'll be fine

>>56198005
can't find anything, got a link?

>>56197311
Chinese snuggie and some usb glove handwarmers

>>56197720
I can't really get a picture that shows how different the wires look from each other. If you felt the wires IRL though you would be able to easily tell the difference.

The black version has those slightly transparent wires that most of the cheaper KZ ear buds have. It feels really thin compared to the silver version.

>>56198002
I don't know. I tried many different models of KZ earbuds and the (silver) KZ ED9 are the only ones I've been completely happy with. KZ earbuds normally sounds a little too bassy for me but after I screw on the 2nd pair of nozzles the KZ ED9 comes with that reduces the bass, the sound is PERFECT. The KZ ED9 has the perfect amount of bass after that.

I must have complusively brought 6 or 7 different KZ earbuds so far but the silver KZ ED9 is the best sounding one so far.

Damn these chink tackles look good, fuck eating I'm gonna splurgeon fishing stuff.

>>56198077
not sure how chinky, still in mail
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/shorter/32660187399.html

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I can't stop ordering shit while I wait for shit to arrive fucking hell nobody told me this was worse than doing drugs

>>56198124
Sorry Its Casima typo

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>>56198156
forgot picture

thinking about getting the Umi Max, wat do?
http://www.banggood.com/UMI-Max-5_5-inch-Fingerprint-3GB-RAM-16GB-ROM-Helio-P10-Octa-core-4G-Smartphone-Gray-p-1075353.html

Any opinions about the Asus zenfone 2? I'm running a Chuwi chink tablet right now with 2GB of ram and a Intel atom processor as well and it's a beast on Android. Is there any reason not to get it when I need a new phone?

>>56198157
Tell me about it. I'm not even using most of the stuff. Is this how hoarders are born?

>>56198237
>Mediakek

Nooooo

>>56197940
>3.71 yuros shipping

>>56198237
>>56198271
both shit. get a redmeme.

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>>56198309
Please stop talking in mongoloid.

>>56198151
ED7 is made out of bamboo tho

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>>56197780

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>>56198237
What did they mean by this?

>>56198332
lurk more fag.

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>>56198372
audibly keked

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>>56198283
15 orders incoming, I don't even need any of the stuff I've bought, help me gents

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>>56198413

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>>56198413
15 orders you say?

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Best chink priced earbuds?

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Is there a better and cheaper phone than the redmeme?

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>>56198449

>>56198477
>better
Yes
>cheaper
Yes
>better and cheaper
No

>>56198308
not for me

>>56198485
There's no purpose. That's why we're here

>>56198472
ve monk

and stop asking multiple times

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>>56198501
So, should I buy the redmeme or wait for the redmeme 4?

>>56198413
you are too far gone, senpai

>>56197687
Fuck, I bought the black version 2 days ago ...
Where did you get yours ?

>>56198522
Buy the redmeme 3 nao. 4 might be a incendiary bomb for all we know.

>>56198485
I dunno. Something to look forward to?

>>56198379
Lmao, that almost sounded like you mean't it.

People use the word meme around here as substitute for whatever, it's not funny and it's not cool.

It's just plain sheep behaviour, you follow one retard and another ten mimic you. Even if it's not even a little bit of comical value at all.

>>56198674
>just plain sheep behaviour
Literally what culture is.

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>>56198674
>sheep behaviour

>>56198758
>where do you think we are
On the /csg/ subreddit of /g/echnology.

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@56198777

>>56198777
DELETE THIS

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Does aliexpress have knockoff lego cars?
Like the kind of cars that are based off real cars?

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Anyone bought one of these bug zappers before? Bugs are being dicks because I work at night a lot.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/kill-them-all/32654401475.html

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>>56198802

>>56198825
I bought one in poundland, it works with flies and big bugs, mosquitoes are near impossible to kill with that thing, it's also good for nosy sisters

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>>56198777

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>>56198848
Everybody knows crossboard posting is muy better

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>>56198853
>it's also good for nosy sisters
H-here we go again with the sister

M-my sister died of cancer last year

>>56198853
>mosquitoes are near impossible to kill with that thing
Damn. Mosquitoes are what I want to kill the most. Any recommendations?

>>56198931
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/this_wards_off_moskitos/32684573693.html

Repelling them is better than killing them in my experience.

>>56198931
I have one, and it works fine on mosquitoes, but mine has a different mesh than the linked one.

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>>56198931
Pic related, or anything with DEET for that matter

>>56198973
Snake oil

>>56198871
Fuck off with your normie meme.

>>56198907
Don't tell me you bought chink condoms.

why is this general so cancerous???

>>56198931
Xiaomi has just the thing

http://www.gearbest.com/pest-control/pp_414768.html

>>56199127
Cuz everyone here has cancer from toxic chink plastic.

>>56198359
Still probably really bassy though. The ED9 with the reduced bass filter still has bass but it's the perfect amount of bass that keeps it from being overwhelmingly bassy.

>>56198554
From Aliexpress. But all the black ED9s will sound like mines because my pair has slightly transparent wires like all the black ED9 product pics.

I would just order the silver ones. The sound from the black ones do not represent all the hype surrounding these earbuds.

>>56198413
i find that not having any money means i have no chink shit addiction.

that has now changed, and I will be ordering chink shit once more.

>>56199127
Lead

Will either 5mW or 50mW lasers get stopped in US customs?

I'd assume neither would make it through, but I'm not sure where to find specific details online.

>>56199218
One anon several threads ago ordered a bunch of lasers from GB and customs seized all of them. I don't know how powerful they were though.

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>>56199059
>normie

>>56198823
Yeah, search for lepin 21001, 21002, 21004 or 20001 for a few examples

>>56198973
>>56199049
I'd really prefer to kill the bastards. Every year it's some different strain of mutants.

>>56199128
That doesn't even do anything on its own.

>>56198237
I have the Umi Super which is that same phone with 4GB of RAM.

Best device I've ever owned.

>>56199290
>lepin 21001
Thanks!

>>56199243
Oh, his were 5mW and got stopped, thanks.

is it ok to buy a chink /g/ terrorist watch?

>>56199448
terrorist watch mechanism is simple enough. I don't think chink will chink it.

>>56199406
You planning to buy one of them?

Who OnePlus 3 here?

>>56199499
Me, but i've bought it from england.

>>56199499
Dont think anyone. opo was the only oneplus worth buying

>>56199218
They will if they happen to open them.

Tell the chinks to write "Gift Pens" or some shit on the customs declaration and hope for the best.

There's no problem with <5mW lasers or any laser diodes though. You can import any laser diodes you want and make a lascannon without problems

On a side note, I bought a "<5mW" laser from DX. One guy who bought several dozens was testing them on the forum and getting something like 22mW on average.

So what's an okay full size SD card to buy?

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>>56197730
Search for carnival watch on aliexpress.
They are not cheap though...

>>56199448
I have the Chinese fake Casio A159W. I use them as daily beaters and I don't care if I lose it. So yeah, buy it.

They lose a lot a few minutes monthly. Stopwatch works great. I never use the LED light to conserve the battery.

Did anybody ever come up with a review guide? i wanted to write some review for my chinkshit but dont really know what would be interesting/informativ for the general to read

>>56199564
Mixza sells some now, no sharks tho

>>56199637
>dont really know what would be interesting/informativ for the general to read
Teardowns!

>>56199586
>Chinese fake Casio A159W
mind linking it?

My $0.06 rubber duck finally left China yesterday, took their damn time as I ordered it two weeks ago

>>56199663
I can't seem to find them on ebay again. I won them for $1 USD each.

I remember searching up "steel digital alarm watch" with New listings+Auction only+Price below $2+Worldwide

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http://www.gearbest.com/cushion/pp_435021.html
Isn't that same shit that they sell on TV, but memory foam ain't shredded?

>>56199637
That depends on what you want to review, just watch someone else's review on a similar item and start from there

>>56199663
http://www.ebay.com/itm/111871750300
I only could find Buy It Now's. Try checking Aliexpress too.

>>56197466
>>56197535
The article is just this:
>some chink values xiaomeme at 45 billion (almost Apple lvl. IIRC)
>now there's a more sane valuation of 5 billion
>Xiaomi LOSES FORTY GORRILION DOLLARS

>>56197188
That's a shitty forced meme and it's not amusing.

>>56199750
I have one of those from IKEA they're pretty comfy in terms of neck support but you can only ever lie on them in one position (can't turn them around.)

>>56199840
The baby car mouth some faggot keeps reposting every thread is worse.

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http://www.gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_428959.html
>- Use of American Broadcom 5357 chip and with 64M RAM / 8M flash memory makes the connection more convenient and more stable
And still no gigabit support.

>>56199952
Got enough antenna?

>>56199952
And not even cheap.

>>56199526
Is it worth it? How good is the camera, senpai?

>>56199700
Mine left China on the 18th

>>56199440
They were? I thought they were much stronger than that, and THAT was why they were stopped by customs. Hmmm..

>>56199952
>6 antennas
Why don't they just make a bigger antenna instead of 6 small ones?

>>56200232
Most likely only one actually works and all others are just for decoration.

>>56199840
t. sister fiddler

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>>56200232
Because more antennas makes it better.

>>56199745
>>56199807
thanks a lot anons

>>56199663
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheap-casio-copy/32525424529.html

>>56200266
it's called MIMO you mong

>>56200266
Many of those routers really look like bugs, I find them quite cute.

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>>56200424
Every played Supreme Commander?

They look like Cybran units

>>56198285
>mediakek
What did he mean by this?

What can I use to keep warm when it gets cold in my house in a couple of months? I found a Chinese snuggle, and the usb handwarmers at least

>>56200481
I haven't,but yeah they kinda do.

>>56197749
Sea-Gull watches are pretty good, anon.

>>56200720
USB heating elements, add little fleece pockets to the inside of your snuggie wire them all together and power them via a powerbank. Instant USB snuggie heater and several housefires but that's just a minor thing.

>>56200720
literal housefire

>>56200720
Kotatsu

>>56198174
>literally bait for chink shit buyers
Shoo shoo stinky chinky { ;{)

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>>56200720
This little slow burner is great at warming up hands, you just fill it with lighter fluid and it heats up quite well for some hours.

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>>56199249

>>56200995
How much?

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So I been using the Mi Max for nearly 2 months

Pro:
Amazing battery life my average is 48h of usage with 8-9h of screen time
Pretty good screen and with automatic contrast on sunlight its really easy to use on direct sunlight
Above average speaker quality
Pretty good earphone audio quality
Good WiFi range
Great call quality
Snappy as fuck
Weekly updates to fix bugs and add features
The fingerprint has a 100% accuracy I can't recall a single time it didn't work, flawless
The camera is way above average on this price point, 4K video is good and you can snap pics while recording, and the images are of high quality just like if you took them with the photo options

Con:
The aluminum easily scratch
If you don't use a rubber case the first fall may be the last one
The thin aluminum area between the volume buttons and the screen bended outwards after pushing the buttons a bit too hard

Best phone I have ever owned. (Mi4, RMN3Pro, Nubia z7 Mini, Galaxy S4, Galaxy S3, Zenfone 2 Deluxe)

>>56201049
$5 dollarydoos

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-Stainless-Steel-Pocket-Hand-Warmer-Indoor-Outdoor-Small-Handy-Warmer-Heater-Free-Shipping/32634446253.html

>>56200995
Got the Zippo branded one and can vouch

Is yoybuy good?

>>56201121
Nice, might buy it next month when I have gotten a money refill.

>>56201091
I've always thought if I was forced to have just one device I would probably pick a Mi Max, but since I can use separate devices I'll just stick with a 5.5 phone and a 8 tablet.

Good review though.

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>>56201169
I sold my Zenfone 2 Deluxe and Chuwi Hi8 Super and replaced them with the Mi Max, no regrets.

This pic was taken while recording 4K video and walking, I'm sure I could get a better result if standing still, yet it looks good enough.

who's gonna buy this for their brotherdad?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Classic-American-Flag/32658355916.html

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>>56201327
>brother/dad

>>56199448
y bother tho? real one is cheap enough

the $0.01 shit is back:
http://www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991
there will be 5 new offers in half an hour

>>56198449
I'm around the same, I just randomly browse and buy sub 5 dollar stuff that looks interesting.

>>56198848
I've seen this edited for at least 10 other non anime boards kek

>>56201091
Good to hear, since I ordered one a few days ago. I hope I'll have it on friday or something.

The aluminium thing is a bit worrying tho, how bad is it?

Will these set my feet on fire?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/electric-socks/32556860332.html

>>56201271
>Mi Max
Damn. I wish I could into phablet but 5.5" is the max I could handle.

>>56201645
You do know that 6" is the official manlet limit these days right?

>>56201645
5.5" is even too big desu. 5" is the biggest any phone should be. Anything more than 5" is freaky.

>>56201696
My anus is toit

>>56201696
I'm a trap and can't handle large phones...

>>56201983
You are fucking full of shit.
My friend's daughter is in 7th grade and she has a fucking 6" phone.

>>56201983
when are you going to model us some chinkshit, sweetie?

Guys can anyone recommend chink running shoes or they are all shit?

>>56198825
>giving your bugs cancer
seems a bit slow anon

>>56202052
if you're a serious runner just get actual shoes
no reason to skimp on something you need to rely on for about a year

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>start ordering chink shit two weeks ago

life is suffering

>>56202109
>Mon jalone
lel

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>>56201433

FINALLY.

>>56201576

The foot on the package is literally flaming.

>>56202103
I'm a serious runner, and no way a pair would last me a year. I only use them for 400kms and that takes me between 5-6 months.

>>56202103
>a year
I burn through running shoes in 6 months and I just walk 45 minutes a day.

>>56202220
>>56202224
not sure why your shoes don't last as long as mine
distance runner, change my shoes after every 3rd season and doing ~40mi per week
does weight or running style make a huge difference?

Any AUSfags purchased phones from gearbest? If so how long did it take to arrive?

Waiting on ulefone power for 1 month and counting

>>56202266
In theory you should change them every 500kms, but it mostly depends on what surface you are running and your feet strike imo. Also, if you train HIIT that really takes a toll on them.

>>56202332
>In theory you should change them every 500kms
Are you selling shoes or got the units wrong? Been running for a little over a decade and haven't come across anyone who changes that often. Most often I've heard is 500 MILES not km

>>56202080
Should I try house fire instead?

>>56202362
kek

Where is the best place to order batteries? I have a Xiaomi Redmi Note 2 and the battery is dead. Maybe I should just order a new phone though instead. I haven't decided.

Is Gearbest the cheapest source for 128GB sharks?

>>56202007
I'm an Asian trap and don't have large hands like American women

LeTV Le 1 or redmi 3?

>>56202744
That's funny, because I'm asian.

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>>56190466
My $1 mouse just arrived in the mail, is there any software for it? To control the LEDs and the extra buttons.

It feels pretty good in the hand, nice and large.

>>56202763
I need 2 hands to use any phone larger than 4"

>>56202744
>>56202763
fucking chinks reee

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>>56197609

>>56202744
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>56202825
I'm taiwanese, that makes me a twink.

>>56202819
No and no.
This was well known before you bought it.

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>>56202865

>>56202865
No, you're Chinese. Your "country" is rightful Chinese clay.

>>56202109
> Hi, Mon
Kek

>>56202865
你的行為舉止, 實在是讓我感覺到超級無敵的丟臉.
你是多矮啊, 現在的小孩人人一隻5.5~6.0吋手機, 一堆還拿平板.

looks nice. Looks like the same shit the jewelry stores around here sell for 2k

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Titanium-Color-Two-Tone-Tungsten-Carbide-Wedding-Band-Men-s-Ring-Bridal-Jewelry-Free-Shipping/32222141328.html

>>56202973
the absolute jew

>>56202973
That's just tungsten so it's cheaper. Platinum goes $200++

Anyone knwo the difference between the Superlux HD681 evo, and the HD662 Evo? As far as audio quality is concerned, that is. I thought the 681 came with the veluer earmuff pads, but it`s looking like maybe that`s actually the 662?

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>>56201567
I kind of bend it back to place but you can see is still poping out of place, that area is a point of failure if you ever sit on it.

>>56203085
681 EVO comes with the velour pads, even though gearbest says it doesn't it does. I doubt anyone here has both headphones to compare, never heard of anyone even buying the 662 EVOs as of yet.

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Show off your risky purchases

Does anyone here have experience with thermoelectric coolers? I was thinking of just hooking this up to a molex connector and call it a day. Maybe have it go through a little control knob so I don't always get 89W of cooling power on an idle CPU. Also I can just toss it between the CPU and waterblock, right?

(accidentally bought the GPU block twice and cancelled one of the orders)

>>56203717
just on a side note, I know you can chill the fluid but i was wondering whether you can place it directly on the cpu

>order on AliExpress
>hours pass
>awaiting shipment
>request cancellation
>hours pass
>The seller has rejected your request to cancel Order No. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Reasons for Rejection: We have already shipped.

Fuck you.

>order on ebay
>request cancellation
>1 day later
>already shipped
>oh I was sleeping!

Fuck. You.

>>56204045
Have some more: Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

>>56197777
Do I have to assume that the size is in Asian size demographic?

>>56204045
>being an impatient little shit
>>56204120
yes

>>56204144
Thanks for letting me know. Also general question for anyone who wants to answer. Why is it when I try to go to Aliexspress it doesn't work but when I use a URL that's based in Mexico it works? I'm just confused oh why that is.

>>56204144
I requested cancellations not because they waited hours to ship but for other reasons.

>>56204175
Country? as far as i know there is not an mx ali url its es.alixpress.com
>>56204179
Then is was okay i guess, i hate people that want their shit shipped immediately and don take time zones in consideration, they are gypsies most of the time.

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>get tricked into buying a fake chinese ripoff logitech mouse from newegg that didn't even work
>email newegg and complain
>they refund me
>account is closed a week later

ah yes, very impressive

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>>56203102
Thanks, did a little looking around myself and found this review for anyone else interested.

http://diyah.boards.net/thread/1169/superlux-hd662-evo

Big difference is the 681 is semi open with much darker and warm sound, while the 662 is far more balanced, and clear. Reading the modification guide / review is kind of amusing. Substantial improvements on the sound quality with the use of foam, toilet paper, box tape, and installing the velour pads. Not too keen on the fact the 662 has that little 3.5mm plug sticking out instead of simply having a jack. But think I`ll order one.

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Air remote and t6 arrived today.

>>56202286
I was wondering just the other day, what happens to phones etc. with the lipo/li-ion law thingo?

Cheap GOOD speakers?

>>56204430

>year 2016
>expecting things you buy to work
>ishygydygydoo

>>56204572
the mouse worked fine. it was a superb copy. it was identical to the real mouse except the sensor didn't fucking work at all

i was worried to plug it into my PC thinking it might have some fucking chinese wyrm in it or something. i actually reinstalled my OS afterwards

>>56203796
You may want to watch out for any condensation, as these can easily get below the dew point.

>>56204720
i meant "the mouse looked fine"

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oh shit what's this

>>56204858
Earphones of plastic.

>>56204858
>not a dragon dildo

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it's a stale meme!

going to gym for an hour or so will report back on sound quality and isolation

>>56204858
baby mouth masturbation device?

>>56197777
I like.

>>56204887

I'm never seen these, why are they a meme?

>>56201433
once again, reminder ↑

>>56205032
They're apparently the best chink earphones.

Are there Zircons without inline controls?

>>56204858
>>56204887
>>56205049

Anybody got a link?

>>56198512
We need a guide image for buying chink stuff that covers the basics.

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Trying to order from aliexpress but I can't figure this shit out.

Where's the shipping info?
Where's the option to sort based on price?

>the first day of estimated delivery was last friday
>package hasn't even left the continent yet

By god, I didn't know what I was getting myself into.

>>56198710
That's about as much culture as there is baboon culture.

>>56205369
welcome to the family

>H
>O
>N
>O
>R
>8
>?

>>56205346
Are you incapable?

Is zircon still the prettiest meme around, lads?

>>56205403
I'm used to eBay and aliexpress.

Alibaba is too different for me and I'm too sleep deprived to figure it out on my own.

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is the redmi note 3 pro cheapest from banggood?

>>56205431
Oh, you wrote how to order on aliexpress.

I'm not too sure, I think it goes with direct contact. But that site is mostly for buying in masses.

>>56202732
bemp

>>56205472
Oh, sorry. I meant alibaba.

Fuck I need a coffee

>>56205402
Shit

>>56205346
> On the wrong website
> Taking picture of screen with camera

I'd like a desk microphone. Anyone have any suggestions?

>>56205623
why

>>56205420
they sound the best when you clink them together

Hey guys, if I want to buy campaign signs easy and cheap where do I go?

Is it possible to get more than one $1 mousepad from ArtsBovine, if you make a different account but use the same address?

>>56202922
shoo shoo stinky chinky

>>56205711
steal them from the idiots that put them up in their yard

>>56197893
I had the same problem, so I canceled my order. 30 mins later it was shipped. Seems they dont wanna lose out on sales.

>>56205769
calm down tyrone

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Checking out a russian AliExpress cashback service (not going to shill their name, you can find them easily). They say they're official affiliates of AliExpress, but who knows, really.
They promise 10.5% cashback on all orders (only if you register with some promo code; 7% by default).
My test purchase went through successfully (picrelated), but they pay out only after the purchase has been received.
Oh well, expect news in a month.

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My card finally arrived.

>>56206053
>no shark

kys

>>56206028
>Russian
>cashback
bestcardz.su™, brought to you by Ivan Ivanovich

>>56206053
> Not a shark
You dun goofed anon.

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>>56206053

>He didn't get the superior monkey face.

Why even bother?

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Is this good to go?

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Has anyone ever had the "Dispatch Faster" button appear for them before? Does it cost extra if I click it?

>>56205467
check kimovil

>>56206148
>$19.99 for a shark

just get this instead
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_331431.html

>>56206148
>$20 64gb shark
way too expensive

>>56206148
get glass film and case

>>56206179
>http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_331431.html
sharks are find but don't spend $20 on one
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html

>>56206198
only if you are retarded

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>be me
>need new mouse for pseudo competitive gaymen
>see http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA4RE3RM5434
>price is too good to be true
>the listing is contradictory

I would really like this if its a DeathAdder Chroma for 28 dorrar I have 21 dorrar in newegg credits so thats why I'm really set on this but idk wat to do

>>56202865
>hokkien
Ewwww hainanese master race

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>buy on gearbest usb watt-meter + usb cable
>cheap as fuck + free shipping
>invest in tracking code
>package destination in germany
>only 2 days from china to france
>2 weeks later check tracking
>still @ la poste
>fucking baguette's forgot our last visit

>>56201091
>The thin aluminum area between the volume buttons and the screen bended outwards after pushing the buttons a bit too hard
This is the reason I hate the "SUPER ULTRA THIN FORM FACTOR" thats in fashion atm

>>56206256
Why would you get razer, you faggot.

>We have received notice that the originating post is preparing to dispatch this mail piece.

That sentence is going to haunt my fucking dreams.

>>56206319
the price

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2 things arrived already
one chink

if it wasn't raining it'd be a good morning

>>56206506
>11000 pcs
wat?

>>56204531
It's still fine to ship Lipos as long as they are packaged with equipment or contained inside equipment. Apparently this makes perfect sense.

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>>56206506
beeaaads

I'm aware this isn't /g/, but it is chink shit

>>56206539
Don't you mean /DIY/

>>56206543
i meant /g/ related
screw you I'm sleep deprived

>>56206539
noice, link to product? Are they the same size as Hama, so I could use real templates and chink beads?

>>56206539

Where'd you get the beads, anon?

Best chink burner phone, where?

>>56206594
>burner phone
Take your James Bond fantasies back to >>>/b/

>>56206594
Oukitel c3

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>>56206562
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/free-shipping-mini-2-6mm-Mini-hama-beads-11000pcs-22-random-colors-For-DIY-handmade-Education/537042_32687123744.html

there's mini, midi and maxi size
these are mini
official hama/perler mini is 2.5mm, but these claim to be 2.6mm.
odds are they'll fit on a regular hama board, but cannot confirm as I don't have one

When my peg board arrives, I'm going to make sprites and stick them onto scenes from 8 bit games.
Maybe some keyrings and other bullshit too.
I reckon they'll look nice.

Has any of you ordered mechanical keyboards from aliexpress? Any recommendations for mx black/red keyboard?

>>56197167
I want a bluetooth speaker /csg/

is this xiaomeme one any good or are there better options?

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_259606.html?wid=21

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>>56206610

Excuse me, best 'prepaid/unlocked' phone.

>>56206621

I was mostly interested in a keitai/flip or blackberry type phone, but that one looks nice for an android.

New bread?

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>>56206730
Making one now, have the day off today.

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>>56206686
not going low radiation

Question:

Lacy panties, and stockings.
I want to buy them, for an ex girlfriend who now lives in Vietnam (why? she has promised to send pics of herself posing as I like wearing them. Cheap entertainment at $3 per panties)

I know for a fact if I buy them using my credit card, it will be flagged as fraud, locked, and phone called. (For having a shipping address as a 3rd world shithole)

Is there a way to avoid this on chink sites like aliexpress or banggood?
Gift cards?
Bitcoin?
Help me buy cheap chink panties for my ex gf's ass.
Pic related, it's her ass.

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>>56206752

$22.49

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>>56206761
pic

>>56206774
any card phone is cheap as fuck

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_419475.html

>sub 10$ usd

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Are these any good? http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wireless-Bluetooth-4-1-High-Fidelity-Active-Noise-Cancelling-Over-ear-Headphones-With-apt-x-Built/32714275720.html

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New thread here
>>56206876
>>56206876
>>56206876
>>56206876

>>56206761
On Banggood checkout without using the "Pay by PayPal" button. Set the address you want to use on Banggood's site. Then choose PayPal as the payment option and use your card's billing address as the shipping address there. I've done this before and it worked. Nothing with multiple countries though.

>>56206923
Nice idea, will give it a shot

>>56204558
Swan M10

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/lock/32344148880.html
Should I buy? I need one

>>56202732
Wherever you want, they always seem to be around $35.