/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>56206876
Tfw 5 packages arrived at your local europoor post office, and work is done at 8 pm....

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>>56206876

r8 me, cunts

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I want to buy phone holder for my russian TURIST-3 telescope
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/phone-mount/32399016009.html
Is this any good?

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>>56206921
I'd rather get the new MIXZA USB 3.0 flash drives

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>>56206970
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_434982.html

http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_434976.html

Any recs for external HDDs?

>>56206992
Nobody recommends chink HDD's here. Go with an SSD instead.

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I can't find any kind of support for this mouse, which after an intake of coffee now simultaneously left and right clicks whenever the left mouse button is used.

I suspect it's somehow reprogrammed itself, since the left mouse button functions perfectly reliably as a right mouse button, rather than being something that sends a less stable signal.

>>56207173
You spilled coffee on it, bin it and get a new one.

>>56207173
>reprogrammed itself
literally what
The wiring got fucked up, that's it. Buy a new one.

>>56207252
Fucked up wiring tends to either disable things, or make them unreliable.
It would be an anomaly for it to cause an 100% rate of an extra function occurring.

>>56207273
>It would be an anomaly for it to cause an 100% rate of an extra function occurring.
It fried the right button and connected the left button lead to the right one.
Nothing impossible.

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Got a package today
Funnily enough delivered by an asian guy on a bike.

Peddle Peddle Huang

>>56207296
>connected
Coffee has the sapience with which to create an inch-long wire now?

My father bought some chink NiMH batteries, but 2 of them are dead and don't charge... I found this online http://www.instructables.com/id/A-simple-step-to-revive-a-dead-Ni-MH-battery/step2/Reviving-the-battery/ will it work? I don't wanna ship them back

>>56207349
>inch-long wire
That's why I said "lead". All leads go to one chip with tiny pins very close to each other. They could easily get shorted together and one button can trigger two input pins.

What are the recommended (closed) chink headphones? Couldn't find it on the wiki.

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>>56207315
It's a pair of KZ ATE-S in ears and 2 ROCK micro usb cables.
Haven't really found a good fit yet for the ATE-S, but they sound good.
Packaging on the ROCK cables was a bit banged up but both are genuine and feel really solid

>>56207395
662 EVO

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Finally after a month the watch I ordered from aliexpress has arrived.
It's not perfectly symmetric and the clock hands are a little too short, but overall for 5€ it's a good purchase and I have not had any rash, yet.
It even came with a spare battery (it contains mercury or uranium for sure, but better than nothing).
Hopefully the time will be precise.
On a side note, do chink watches use the same battery as any other one?

>>56207368
So, you think the problem might be that the coffee is still there, causing the mouse to be literally wired on coffee?

>>56207454
No, it's wired on water (which is conductive and corrosive). You can try drying it with rice and stuff, but I wouldn't hold much hope at this point. Just get a new 1$ mouse.

Thinking of getting the Xiaomi Redmi 3S, why is it not hyped as much as the Note 3?

Also, any sites that are known to have problems with shipping phones, or should BangGood/GeekBuying/AliExpress whatever all be fine?

Anyone got smartwatches to recommend?

Frankly I don't even know what the fuck I want a smartwatch for but might as well

>>56207494
They're fucking hideous and autistic to look at.
Just buy a normal watch.

>>56207494
>Xiaomi MiBand 2
>Huawei ones
>some non Android Wear trash
not much choice.

>>56207494
MiBand2

>>56207494
The el cheapo ones all require downloading a proprietary app which has permissions coming out the asshole, and which will refuse to work if you don't grant them said permissions.
I know that muh botnet is a meme on /csg/ and more generally on /g/ but these are pretty much the botnet in non-meme form.

>>56206970
>>56206981
These looks good, but no shark.
WTF Mixza?

so in 2 days I'm buying this keyboard for about 35$
http://www.banggood.com/MOTOSPEED-Inflictor-CK104-NKRO-RGB-Backlit-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Outemu-Blue-Switch-p-1047759.html
good deal?

Best, cheapest 16GB USB drive?

>>56207595
These permissions make sense. I don't claim that they don't mine data, but they are not asking for more than the watch needs for full functionality.

What's a good site to buy xiaomi phones from? I wanna get an mi note but I heard there are a ton of fakes on the web.

>>56207809
I don't think there are a ton of fake phones. What country are you in?

>>56207822
The middle east. They don't sell xiaomi stuff here so I have to order it online.

>>56207687
I bought this one
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_357103.html
For my keychain, no idea if it's good but it's 2.32 if you use good boy points.

>>56207473
Performance is lower but IMO it's still gud 5 incher. I'd buy one if it supported more US band

>>56207843
Do you have to worry about import taxes? On aliexpress there is 2 stores, goldway and topone that avoid taxes into the EU. but if that isn't a problem just try gearbest or any chink store listed in the wiki

>>56207595
supposedly the U8 and U80 ones send a bunch of crap to a unknown chinese IP.

>>56207367
they are probably filled with sand or something, don't expect them to work

>>56207897
Yeah I can't avoid import taxes, ty for the help though.

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What could this Be?

Where can I get me some counterfeit Louis Vuittons? Aliexpress doesn't seem to be turning anything up.

>>56207933
Open it.

>>56207933
laser cutter or 3d printer
>>56207945
ebay, aliexpress has taken a hard stance on counterfeit and fakes.

>>56207933
3d printer

I'm going to China in a few weeks to visit my gfs family. I'm wondering if there's anything special I should buy?

Already went through Xiaomis chinese store and got everything I need + some SBCs from TaoBao.

Any other must-haves that are hard to get outside China?

>>56207945
http://leozhag.v.yupoo.com/
her whatsapp is in the profile

>>56207951
ebay doesnt have any either. In fact, ebay does it worse. they auction counterfeits for the original price.

>>56207973
try a market or find some pikies.

>>56207951
Not relay its just for show. At least on ali. You can find all the fakes you want on it.

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>tfw it's no longer Sunday and you might get a chink package today

>>56207963
god damn. that's a fucking gold mine right there.
so are these for sale? where are the prices?

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>Looking for laptop portable bank
>Cheapest option already requires a $40 shell

>>56208021
https://everythingaliex.com/2016/06/07/sellers-guide/
Can someone edit this into the wiki.

>>56208033
>403

>>56208021
gotta ask her for the price

>>56208031
that also comes with no 18650s, but what can you expect a decent wall adaptor costs the same, or you can buy an extra battery for your laptop.

and for that powerbank you'd want Panasonic NCR18650B or LG MJ1 cells

>>56207958
WHAT IS IT

>>56208043
It worked 1 min ago. Just try it later.

>>56208043
Worked on my machine™

>>56208062
Oh wait it's actually only 150 CNY, like $22
Will that and cells from 2 Xiaomi 10k work?

>>56207945
Try searching 'Louis' on AliExpress then ask the seller if they have the brand/logo on the item. They don't openly counterfeit nowadays.

>>56208078
still dont know what is it

>>56208091
Looking at the buttons makes me think it's a CNC machine,but don't take my word on that.

>>56208078
Lazer a shark and /csg/ logo on something.

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>>56207945
thanks me later

>>56208091
>>56208095
Lasercutter iirc, the anon already talked about it a couple of threads ago

>>56208075
yeah they would, also that's a good source as xiaomi uses samsung and LG cells.

>>56208075
that $22 isn't the multi-voltage one it's only 5v, i know as i bought one a few days ago.

>>56207963
Is there shit like this but with counterfeit clothes?

>>56208112
Huh, so in total this would cost me about $48, without accessories.

>>56208143
Saw one on taobao listed explicitly as QD-188-ALT. 150CNY without accessories.

>>56208099
"Adey" doesn't turn up any Adidas counterfeits.

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>>56208099
Yea. Thanks.....

>>56208148
yes but most of it are just sellers from taobao

>>56208158
try something more jesus like LV bag

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Yes its A Chinese laser cutter

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>>56207963
Thanks for that site, there's a motherload of chink bootlegs to be found on that site.

So far I've seen Blu-Rays, Sports Jerseys, Shoes just about anything really.

>>56208152
oh on taobao you'll have to add like $30-40 for shipping unless an agent has cheap shipping.

>>56208179
Try cutting your finger.

>>56208179
How the hell do you program that?

>>56208179
what do you cut with it?

>>56208172
You don't know how search works do you

>>56208179
Maybe it's the picture but those angles don't look straight to me

Geekbuying anon here, the GPD Q9 has been shipped

>>56208188
Yeah I can add shipping for $10 for small/non-fragile like this.
Cost me $18 to ship a laptop screen from there recently.

>>56208194
shitty chinese software

>>56208203
acrylic and wood

>>56208219
this thing does not feel good at all

>>56208241
try it on something and show results

>>56208251
it takes a while to setup, will cut in 4 hours

>>56208222
well either way it's going to be worth it as qidian/severn electric power banks are pretty solid and well designed, like the QD186 i just bought is powered by a bloody PIC micro and it's only a 5v 4.2A power bank with no special features except for a built in volt/amp meter.

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>>56207958
>Laser

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Well look what just showed up.

>>56208275
dare you to spin it like a baton.

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>>56208295
This gonna be great

Posted a negative review on gearbest 2 weeks ago and it hasn't shown up. Do they censor negative reviews?

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>>56208315
Its confirmed I went full retard

>>56208321
Yes they censor, everything.

>>56208321
yes

>>56208326
yes, you are

>>56207963
How am I supposed to buy this? Do I just send her the money and trust her to do it?

shall I pull the trigger anons?
http://www.banggood.com/Professional-Ingrown-Toenail-Thick-Paronychia-Correction-Tool-Pedicure-Manicure-Nail-Nipper-p-1077048.html

>>56208326
you bought it you ingest it.

>>56208326
What is this?

>sent the chinks a request for a refund
>look at the image I sent after they respond
>realize my naked hairy legs are visible in the background
hhehehehe

>>56208336
she's a trusted seller and I think you can pay her through aliexpress

are there any good chink graphics tablets?

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>>56208326
>>56208353
Guess...

>>56208184
How are you finding all that stuff, don't understand how to navigate that site

>>56208381
That's a nice milk bottle anon

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>>56208356
So that was you.

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>>56208381

>>56208381
Is that a fleshlight?

>>56208401
Heap my first one and at first glance the front looked like shit but I put my finger inside at it feels okay for a 9$ one

>>56208399
say bye bye to what's left of your penis.

>>56208416
I did say I went full retard

>>56208414
I've never used one desu, what does it feel like for curiosity's sake?

>>56208399
Benis into vagina :D

>>56208386
Google whatever it is you want a bootleg of + Yupoo

Dvd yupoo
Jersey yupoo
Soccer yupoo
Sneakers yupoo

Easy

>>56208184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6KMGfmI5UA

>>56208259
Any insights on the QD188?
Apparently there's an old version and a new ALT version.

>>56208427
You know the rubber toys shaped like a blowup fish that you can squeeze and throw around it feels like that (on my finger)

>>56208326
Link?

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>>56208386
What >>56208436 said, it's real easy just found pic related with a simple google search

>>56208480
Nice.

>>56207473
Because Xiaomi Redmeme 4 is aroudn the corner and it'll be better than any Redmeme 3 variation and, supposedly as cheap or cheaper.

>>56208489
http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32698729459.html?productId=32698729459&productSubject=Male-Masturbator-And-Sex-Toys-For-Men-toys-For-Adult-real-Silicone-Vagina-And-Aral-Sex&spm=2114.13010608.0.56.tyJY4K&tracelog=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail

>>56208606
Got the vagina one (red).
Bonus just scored a good deal on a oculus rift dk1 so people are legit not going to see me in a week

>>56208399
Care to do a proper review?
Pics, vids, boi pucci, knee socks, etc.

>>56208469
no idea and almost all videos on it are in russian so i don't know

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>as a powerful hats wholesaler, i have good connection with hats factory, i can do custom order hats.here is only a few sample pictures~`` one style only 100 pcs,(most factory ask 500 pcs per style) the unit price is usd 7.5/pcs ( if the material is different,like use wool or different handcraft, the price will higher), only send me your design, i can make your hats in 10-12 days!!!

http://v.yupoo.com/photos/huang0108/albums/6020583/
Custom /CSG/ shark hats when?

Anyone can recommend some good chink action camera that's not too expensive?
I'm thinking about US$130.

>>56208699
when you order one

>>56208715
Xiaomi Yi

>>56208727
>>56208715
the only one worth considering,

>>56208715
Some guy reviewed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONodVOFJsyc

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why can't these sites have normal underwear?

>>56208733
NO , i just dont know the name and models of the other cams.

>>56208755
If you want normal underwear just go to Wal-Mart ffs, it's not that expensive.

>>56208758
no it's seriously the only one worth considering, as it's the best chink action cam only 2nd to the Yi 4K camera.

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remind me never to get standard shipping

>>56208789
Sure, I will remind you never.

>>56208789
Every shipping is the same. They just charge more for the exact same service with 'expedited' or whatever.

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How's that mail coming along?

>>56208753
>Only unboxes the thing and fiddles around with the settings
>No actual footage from the action cam
Some review that is.

>>56208753
Not much of a review.
More like an unboxing.

Am looking the Xiaomi Yi, the Gitup Git2 and the SJ5000.
Don't know if there's any other one that's worth looking for.

>>56208800
so basically go with unregistered and no insurance?

>>56208480
that doesn't sound that pleasurable

>>56208789
it only took the weekend stop being a self entitled cock smoker.

>>56208823
techmoan has an ok review on the Yi

>>56208822
That why i gave up on all the "reviews" , its never a review but a shity unboxing video.

>>56208827
Well neither are going to help. Insurance might because that's gearbest themselves promising to replace lost shit.

>>56208820
It's not.
Two weeks since I ordered my shit and it hasn't left China yet.

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>>56208789

magnets, an sd card adapter, another chink rubiks cube, a carabiner to replace my old one and those metal keychains

>>56206941
bump

>>56208862
for what u need those magnets

>>56208862
>cable keychain
Welcome to the light side, brother.

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Anyone else not getting their plushy?

>>56208938
was thinking of extending, but the store is deserted

>>56208904
theyre useful for hanging things up or keeping things like cables from unwrapping by holding the connectors together with the magnet

>>56208938
>40cm
How small is that woman ?

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>>56208820
Veithda sunglasses have arrived in London. Not sure how long they'll be there for.

>>56208822
the footage is in the description

Xiaomi Capsule vs Rock Zircon earphone review.

Unbiased Tech Reviews;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyZEJobDpw


hope you enjoy. Not posted in a while, I'll be doing a review on the Xiaomi Yeelight next.

Have you downloaded the Aliexpress™ app yet?

>>56209050
NO

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Just got my new Tevise 8378 watch, and its fucked..

>>56208949
Why not?

>>56209040
Thought you were having some initial issues with the Yeelight and you even directly contacted Xiaomi about it? How'd that go?

What does xiaomi not make?

>>56209090
a gf for me

>>56209090
Mitu onaholes.

>>56209075
it's not going to lead to anything else than me being out one dollar

>>56209111

A matter of time

>>56209111
B-but Mitu is a boy.

>>56209079

It wouldn't connect to my phone at all until they patched the app.
Then the app requires loads of bullshit permissions that I won't allow.
like location. Not sure why it needs to know where I am to change colours on a lamp.

It's boxed up atm. I'll use it as a lamp at some point. It gets nice and bright but the build quality is quite cheap for a £35 lamp.

>>56209111
Please don't sexualise the Mitu

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What were they thinking?

>>56209060
what problem?

it work yes?

then no complaint

>>56209040
tl:dw
which one is better?

>>56209175
Monkey King is some rad as fuck lore though

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kek

>>56209202
They actually pay someone to come up with this shit?

sucky-sucky: five dorra

>>56208967
The perfect size.

>>56209177
Well, for once 2 lose parts tumbling around inside the watch.. and it doesnt fucking work. No 现在什么时间

>>56209202
I love engrish

>>56209060
Watches are delicate things to make. Never trust chinks to make a decent one. I only buy <$10 and treat it as disposables

>>56209263
Please open watch then fix it

rate 5 stars please

Did anyone ever find anything illegal on aliexpress or goybeast?

http://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_434514.html
For all you white-collar workers out there.

>>56209315
lasers, and tasers.

>>56209213
If by pay you mean 'they don't pay' then yes

>>56209321
this is shit, you can get one from a gachapon for half the price

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>>56209315
knockoffs are illegal
powerful lasers are probably illegal in some countries
all realdolls with small tits are illegal in australia
baby mouth car vagina should be illegal because it's a shitty meme

>>56207494
A non /csg/ one that is good is the LG G Watch R. Doesn't look like autism like the other ones, and can put standard wrist straps on them

>>56209315
Counterfeit goods.

>>56209324
>tasers
Not illegal for me. Got a link?

>>56209345
It says you get 5.

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>>56209345
this one is for white collar workers specifically tho.

>>56208344
if you have ingrown toenail problems the only real way to deal with it is to man the fuck up and surgery that shit

granted mine was way worse than the pictures, like had to drain pus 3 times a day and bandage that for almost 2 years, thinking back i was a huge retard for not going to a surgeon ASAP. would've saved me time and money spent on bandages and medicine/painkillers, health, and not to mention recovery wouldn't be nearly as painful for the first three days.

t. someone who's had one on both thumbs for almost 3 years 2012-2015

>>56209315
GB selling a >5mw laser pen as a "pointer" which is supposedly illegal in the US. GB told him that customs destroyed it along with other stuff in the package and that it was his problem and not theirs so tough shit.

>>56209383
To clarify: the laser pen itself is legal, but selling it as a "pointer" supposedly is not.

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Just picked my Gaybeast order up from customs

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>>56209202
This is perfect.

>>56209307
Yea, i learn my lesson.. For $20 i tough it was a high end chink watch.

I know it's too early to get a package today, yet I still had a glimmer of hope that was promptly destroyed when I seen a lone electricity bill in the box.

>>56209459
i'd only trust chink digital watches as they are pretty hard to fuck up, but stick with swiss, german, japanese, and english mechanical watches.

>>56209481
russia is where it's at
t. vostok

>>56209481
I can't even trust chink digitals. Notably build quality and timekeeping.

>>56208938

I requested cancel but it's just sitting there....

I wonder what will happen?

>>56209512
This wouldn't be a problem if you cheapskates wouldn't try to get everything as cheap as possible.

Action reaction.

>>56209559
My advice is if you want a cheap watch, get a legit F91w.
The chink copies are basically leaky random number generators

>>56209573
>implying I even look at the time
>implying watches aren't merely fashion products

>>56208989
Which ones did you get?
My pair of 6108's left china 4 days ago, but hasn't arrived in my country yet.

>>56209559
http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_187685.html?wid=21

$2 off

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A while ago an anon posted that the RN3P 3gb was on sale on GeekBuying for 156€ with the code KIMOVIL. It's in "Pre-sale" though, and I asked their live support what that meant and they said they'd get the phones on August 26st and then take 4-7 days to ship it. Should I do it /csg/? That's a good 25€ off.

anybody have any experience with chink tv boxes?
i've looked at a couple and they seem ok, even on US sites they have decent reviews.

>>56209642
By then the Redmi 4 will be announced, geekbuying already has a page for it even. Up to you, but I would probably just wait and see what it will offer.

>>56209690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vs8XCUYWWY

although the wifi stopped working 2 days ago, but works fine with ethernet

>>56209707

>although the wifi stopped working 2 days ago, but works fine with ethernet

not exactly a ringing endorsement

>>56209733
might me just my unity or my router too far away

>>56209704
Redmi 4 is MediaTek, and custom roms are important to me. I really just want to know if buying during "Pre-sale" is a decent idea.

>>56209188
Rock Zircon all the way baby

I hope you all remember to give your mailman a nice tip for speedily delivering all your chink packages, /csg/.

>>56209769
Xiaomi always launches the MediaKek phones first for the Chinese market because chinks don't give a fuck about snapdragon or roms, the Snapdragons come later.

>tfw waiting almost a month for a thing
chinks pls

>>56209813
like he has any power at all

>>56209815
I know, but I need a new phone ASAP. My Moto G LTE has been faithful for about 3 years now, but it's starting to shit the bed and I want an upgrade before it actually dies. TL;DR: I'm buying a RN3P, just wondering if it's safe to pre-order from GeekBuying for 156€ or if I should bite the bullet and buy it from GB/Top One for 170-180€.

>>56208820
Top-one meme just sent their shit to the uk. From there it will apparently be sent to NL by dhl. I wonder if they have people in the uk repackage/label it or something?

>>56209813
Ameritards tip their mailmans too?

bought some Monoprice 8323

They pretty good.

>>56207422
Do you have a link for that please? It looks quite nice

>>56209863
>being nice to your mailman is a concept that only exists in America

>>56209863
Amerifats have to tip everyone because the corporate jew won't pay employees enough to survive. :^)

can you guys point me to that $1 mouse everyone's talking about? I can't find it by myself

>>56209894
>the only way to be nice is to give them money
Do you also tip your cashiers, bank tellers, janitors, bus drivers, pilots

Because if you don't you're not being very nice

>>56209902
You can't get it anymore, you missed out.

>>56209894
I can say hi and wish him a good day without throwing my spare change at him m8

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>>56209913
It really makes you think...

>>56209939
>why do you tip the pizza guy
I don't

>>56208275
How much did you pay for it ?

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>>56209433
Bought some memesharks and a mememic, My Soundcard powers it pretty well without using the somake

>>56209944
enjoy spit in your pizza

>>56209939
I do tip the mailman

>>56209972
Literally no one tips their pizza guys here tho

Nor do they expect it

Because they're paid a decent wage (unlike their american counterparts :v))

>>56209972
Do they take the pizza from your hands to spit on it if you don't tip them?

>>56209939
if the mailman was as punctual as the pizza guy, I would tip him
don't tip the pizza guy, though. Tipping is not the norm in this country.

>>56209939
If I had to pay for my packages in person and talk to the guy he probably would get a tip, thankfully I don't and rarely even see them.

>>56209964
>that
>meme mic

>>56210031
Its a BM800, so its the Mememic

>>56209939

>tfw no door to door delivery service in my country
>have to pick every package at the post office

I wish i had a mailman to tip desu

>>56210048
Tip yourself

>>56210062
Tip your fedora

>>56210068
Tip my dick into your ass

>>56208006
here's hoping buddy

>>56209964
how much is the microphone, and why are people saying its a meme
also is it gud

>>56209845
There are only rumors about the SoC.
It's possible that they'll release a 2GB version with Medakek and a 3GB version with Snapgoon.
Regardless, I'd wait until the end of this week as it'll probably be announced this week just to be sure.
Besides, if you really need a new phone ASAP, you wouldn't buy from chinks, you'd just go and buy from a local store because it can't get faster than that.

>>56210116
Come here ;)

can somebody report on quality of VEITHDIA glasses?

>>56210047
mine had a differen case

Sharkless USB flash drive or is there a lockable adapter for the shark?

>>56210251
>lockable adapter

Insert shark into normal USB reader
Put tape over opening
wa la, locked

>>56210278
>wa la

I found this very cute owl keychain watch and I wanted to share it with you guys, I bought one and now I'm waiting for it to get here.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Excellent-Quality-Top-Design-Womens-Mini-Metal-Key-Ring-owl-double-open-Quartz-Watch-Clock-Silver/32597472091.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.53.jPgQcX

>>56210278
>tape
Disgusting. At least suggest epoxy.

>>56210365
>referral link
hi Dirty Reviews

>>56210413
just jizz on it

>>56210210
>>56210246
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_239133.html?wid=21

Its this one

>>56210413
With epoxy you can't really remove the card later on though

>>56210278
>wa la

Do you by chance mean voila?

>>56208031
>Not getting a thinkpad with slice

>>56210463
wa la is the American spelling of voila

>>56208344
>>56209377
I've been suffering from ingrown toenail issues for two years now. I've had three toenail removals, all in vain. This time, the fourth time, it's a partial nail removal, where they remove the nail only in the affected area.

Hopefully fourth time will be the charm.

Also, BTW, that thing looks painful to me. It might not be, but it sure looks so.

>>56210278
>wa la

>being this retarded

Anyone tried to request quotation on alibaba yet? Is it just an open invitation to get chinked or does it actually work?

anyone ever scammed a seller on ali to send you another product or get your money back without having to send back your own product?

>>56210521
>not being aware of popular memes from other subreddits of this website
>in this case /ck/

>>56209050
Yeah, unfortunately.

They give a decent amount of discount if you use their app.

I saved a Dollar using AliExpress coins while buying my gaming mouse.

Any recommendations on a soldering iron?

>>56210418
I just copied what was at the top of the browser, I didn't mean to do anything else.

Any direct-drive turntable sugestion pls?

>>56210418
>>56210564
that's not a referral, stop falseflagging

>>56210564
Ignore him. He's being a little shit. Although you should practice good link sharing habits.

Stuff after the .html is not required.

>sister just got a drone stuck in a tall tree
>have to climb half way up the tree and painstakingly poke it with a 3 meter long stick for 10 minutes before it finally gives and falls down
>almost had to use a crane to get it out
>8 year old brother watching on immediately gets it stuck in another tree, further down, so he also could feel the rush of freeing a stuck drone
chinkshit adventures

>>56210605
Did your sister at least yet you fuck her as thanks for rescuing the quadcopter?

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So, this means my parcel is still in China, right?

Can't wait for my KZ EDR2.

>>56210526
I've bulk ordered mp3 players and it worked fine

>>56210601
Alright, I'll try to remember from now on

>>56210621
not even

>>56210624
This is weird, I posted 2 requests with identical wording. Stating that it would be a sample order of 1 pcs to gauge the quality of the product.
One of them was rejected wih the reason "this is a b2b platform, quantity must be higher" while the other one was approved just fine

Waiting on a bracket for my ideapad g51 that allows me to remove the optical drive and replace it with a second SATA drive. It's finally in the states now so I'm in the home stretch.

I've been wanting to use my 250/500GB hybrid SSHDD from my old laptop in my ideapad, but that meant giving up the 1TB drive that came with it. Now I figure, fuck it, I've got a 64GB USB3.0 stick so the fuck do I need a shitty DVD RW+ for?

Oh also, Chinese but bought in the states: medion microSDXC, 64GB, for $15 at the grocery chain Aldi..

>>56210561
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Mini-portable-USB-Electric-Soldering-Iron-5V-8W-Soldering-Gun-with-LED-Indicator-Hot/32683399027.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=bf83cedb-989b-47b9-ae5e-cc5f4ab8bdaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-8D5t6TJYU

or a fake hakko soldering station.

Can someone please point me to where the sister meme began in the archive?
Or at least give me a summary on what happened.

>>56210732
Guy who lives with his sister wanted to buy an egg as discreetly as possible.

>>56210732
An anon wanted to buy a Chinese wanking device and had questions about how loud they were in operation. When asked why, he explained that he shared a bedroom with his sister and didn't want to wake her.

>>56210790
Hot

>>56210790
And then he was asked why he didn't just fuck his sister, to which he could never give a legitimate answer.

>>56210930
>he
This is an anonymous forum, famalam.

>>56210790
He was sleeping next to an onahole and he wanted to buy cheap chinese crap

>>56208755
>wanting chink underwear

>>56210957
I can't imagine a girl shlicking with Tenga's eggs.

>>56210957
People who would be able to use tenga eggs are usually guys, anon.

>>56210969
I meant it wasn't him.

nice to see this thread in full shilling mode

I just got 900 gearbest points.And I dont know how that happened.Any ideas ?It says "Get points from customer service".

>>56210997
>le shill meme

>>>/pol/
>>>/v/

>>56210969
you must be new, there's plenty of girls on /g/ that'd shlick an egg.

>>56211035
"girls"

>>56211035
I was born at night, but it wasn't last night.

>>56208820
SHIT
I ordered 8 items July 17
Only 1 has arrived and had to Dispute 4 already bc buyer prot is running out.

Stuff ordered 2 weeks ago already arrived
The fuck chinapost, git U'r shit together.

>>56210997
Apart from that one newfriend who posted a referral link earlier there's not been much shilling in this thread.

>>56211035
I wasn't referring to female (males).

>>56211019
>calling any-fucking-thing "meme"
tender poor subhuman proud of supporting chinky shills
>>>leddit

>>56211104
>le meme meme

>>56208938
Same here. I'm dissapointed but there doesn't seem to be much we can do about it.

>>56211104
https://niceme.me

So who creates 18650 chargers that aren't housefire machines?

>>56211140
http://nicememe.website/

>>56211146
Nitecore.

>>56211151
http://nicememewebsite.website/

>>56211167
http://nicememewebsitewebsite.website/

>>56211160
thanks babe

>>56210048
What 3rd world shithole do you live in?

>>56210365
It's cute, thanks!

>>56210695
They'll charge you a lot for a sample, luckily they were selling singles of the item on aliexpress

>>>56211267
Panama

>>56211314
That is the price you must pay for your country's invention of reggaeton.

>>56209503
Love my vostok europe red square.

Who's going to pretend to be OP for the next thread?

>>56211326
That was in puerto rico, anon

>>56211369
>Puerto Rico
>Panama

Same crap.

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New thread here
>>56211444
>>56211444
>>56211444
>>56211444

>>56211064
>dozen of times that techtablets faggot was linked in op.
>the 10$ gaming mice youtube video on the news
>none of the original /csg not so normie reviewers post here anymore
not him but you're so wrong

>>56211518
idk I didn't even read the thread, but I'm one of the original-ish /csg/ reviewers. Problem is it's summer so most people with actual disposable income are doing more interesting shit than scouring Ali for exciting new shit

>>56211288
more expensive than ali?

>>56210624
how many did you order and why

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>>56211518
>on the news
Just referencing what the fucker was doing wrong without actually linking the video.

>dozen of times that techtablets faggot was linked in op.
Who?

>none of the original /csg not so normie reviewers post here anymore
Unbiased just posted a new video, I'm sure plenty of others are still around as well. I tend do feature everyone that posts their own video reviews in the threads so I don't know what you're talking about here.

>>56207963
>handbags
are you a grill anon?

>>56210645
But don't the two of you share a room?

>>56207494
why in the FUCK has nobody recommended the galaxy gear s2? It's the only one thin enough to actually look like a normal watch

>>56211267
Lithuania

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Hats are technology, my ushanka from aliexpress came today

>>56212460
and how is it anon

>>56209888
Geneva Sport Woven Fabric Quartz Men Watch High Quality Fashion Casual Male Wristwatch Striped Blet Dress Watch Gift Clock Hour
http://s.aliexpress.com/BNNnQv6V
So far I can't complain, really good quality

>>56211761
Ordered them about 6 years ago to resell for 15 quid at school. Profited well.

>>56211741
I thought were talking about Ali?