/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Yep, Mi5 64GB is down another 10$. Dropped 40$ in two weeks, cool.

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/mememi5/1986585_32632847013.html

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What's the replacement for the XTY Operator Microhpone?

I've got 20$ to waste on sending chink shit to a friend.
Any suggestions for what I could get him?
Doesn't matter how silly it is, as long as it won't end up in the trash ten minutes after opening the package.

>>56191800
Bluedio n2, an xml t6 torch, a panasonic 3400mah battery, and a liitokala charger.

Should be roughly around 20 usd

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Why are some chink shit cheaper on eBay when Aliexpress won?
I'm looking at this shitty mic and eBay is going to save me a whole 12 cents but I want to increase my Aliexprses power level.

since there seems to be quite a number of so called "youtube shills", it would be interesting to know how much "shilling" does actually pay...
how much you make from youtube? (like adsense or whatever)
how much do you make with referral links?
it's just curiosity, I hope I'm not starting a flame

>>56191839
We don't take kindly to people like you here.

>>56191824
No idea, some stuff can actually be significantly cheaper as well, was looking at a keyboard and it was:
$22 Gearbest
$24 Ali
$18 eBay

My keychain was also .20c cheaper there. So remember to always check eBay before you make a buy.

>>56191800
baby mouth car masturbator

>>56191848
I'm not from leddit

>>56191899
I never said you were. You're projecting your insecurities.

Anyone else here live(d) in Japan? I'm wondering if the shipping will be slightly faster due to being closer.

>It's new products, we sell at a loss. The Photos are truly photoed.

What do they mean by this?

I've been away for a few days. When is the new /csg/ Afterparty thread going up? It was a great place to discuss our long-term experiences with Chinese products, of which there is very little discussion in vanilla /csg/.

>>56191951
This is what they said about those $1 gaming mice, what product are you looking at?

>>56191936
They will piss on your package and cough SARS inside it because of muh Nanjing

What are cables ties that don't lock?
What are they called? Like when you get a new phone and the cable is rolled and tied up with that little cable tie that doesn't need to be locked

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>>56191812
The torch seems like a nice buy, I'll probably get that if I can't find something funny to send.
>>56191861
There's already an egg on his way.
Thanks for the input.

>>56192011
cable twists

>>56191936
I did live in Japan, but I never ordered anything from China while living there.
Shipping within Japan in absolutely insane though. Everything basically arrives within two days max and often you can even choose a time frame for stuff to arrive. Oh, and it's free. I miss it.
So I guess shipping from China would be faster than shipping to wherever you live now, but I can't really help you with any exact times.

Did that anon fuck his sister yet?

>>56191800
Xiaomeme powerbank, make sure you buy at a legit store.
Gearbest, banggood, dx should have legit Mi shit. On aliexpress top-one is legit, probably a few others too, but make sure the seller has a lot of good reviews and orders and has been around for a while.

>>56192047
He's been fucking her for years

>>56192047
Fuck off, that's disgusting.

>>56191839
Befriending the OP and the jannies seems to help out a lot.
Some "reviewers" get removed while other "reviewers" do not get deleted. Some are even added to the news.

>>56192043
Yeah I was thinking it would meander through china for a couple weeks and then end up at my door the morning after it arrives in Japan.

Does it have to be from china for it to be discussed in this thread?

>>56192043
>two days max

>tfw you live in the netherlands
>order before midnight, get shit next morning at all major webshops

I guess two days isn't bad in a bigger country tho.

>>56191936
Living in a country which shares its border with China.

I've only received one package till now, which came in 15 days.

I guess that's fast.

>>56192011
twist tie?

C1221 Rip Harambe Transparent Hard Thin Case Skin Cover For Apple IPhone 4 4S 4G 5 5G 5S SE 5C 6 6S Plus
http://s.aliexpress.com/Ar2emMVF

OK which one of you did this?

>>56192111
We do have the option of shipping stuff to a convenience store so you can pick it up whenever you want plus you can do COD for a small fee.

>>56192111
Well I live in Germany. If I want next-day shipping here I have to pay extra. And if I buy anything that isn't books and not from Amazon or the likes I usually have to pay for shipping, even if just a few euros.
It usually arrives within 2-3 days though, so no complains about that. Japan was just something else.

>>56192133
cyka blyatt :D

>>56191839
I've made about $2.40 in YouTube view money so far. So next to nothing. No one is being paid here other than TechTablets and he bounced from this shit general as soon as he got going.

>>56192160
I'm not really from Russia, no.

>>56192047
>>56191861
>haha I posted it again!

Fuck off autists

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Why haven't the chinks clone the modmic?

>>56191839
With referrals you generally get 5-10% of the purchase price as your commission, so it depends on the price of the item and how many idiots you can convince to buy it via your overpriced link.
The big problem with it is that the financial incentive turns you into a salesman for the product instead of an actual reviewer, so any such reviews should not be trusted to be in any way objective. Unless you want 4chan to go the way of the rest of the fucking web and become a giant advertising hoarding referral links should be avoided and reported.

YouTube pays basically nothing unless you're the one in a million who lucks out and achieves meme status.

>>56192195
Just fuck your sister already and be done with it.

>>56191709
>tfw OP calls you a jew just because you want to get maximum comfy for the winter season

>>56192194
>not really
Kazakhstan? That's practically Russia.

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>>56192182
Correction, less than that.

>>56192251
Nope. Keep guessing :)

>>56192267
The country that is rightful Chinese clay, Taiwan?

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>>56192043
Almost the same shipping quality here in Sweden. I once ordered a car load of computer parts with free shipping option and it arrived at the post office down the street 21 hours later. Feels pretty good man.

Import is not as pleasant though, most packages seem to go through Germany's import processing first and then they go through 3-4 days worth of sorting here.

>>56192158
That sounds almost as third world as your payment systems.

Seriously, I came back from ex-soviet countries where they all had tons of contactless payment terminals and shit. And then I went to a burger king in germany and the payment thing didn't fucking work and I had to use another one. Wanted to pay for shitty takeaway sushi on Munchen hbf and their thing didn't work either, so I had to get cash from an atm. And then I probably received a handful of ONE CENT COINS.

wtf

>>56191951
>>56191992
Tell us faggot

>>56192267
Rest of the countries bordering China are irrelevant so idc.

>>56192223
Gearbest gives you 15%, Ali gives you much less. Amazon affiliate is the way to go for money but they won't look at anybody from /csg/, they need at least 10k subs to make it worth their while.

>>56192267
India

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-NEW-140cm-Top-quality-japanese-silicone-love-doll-full-body-sex-doll-skeleton-oral-adult/32332824412.html
is this a good deal?

>>56192214
Just buy a Vmoda Boompro and chink headphones that let you swap cables

>>56192276
>seem to go through Germany's import processing first
Oh gee, I'm so sorry.

>>56192284
We really are a bit behind in that department. Cashless payment is being really pushed recently though. So I expect it to change.
I haven't paid with my card even once in a physical store. I just feel more comfortable with cash for some reason.

>>56192333
Be sure to buy through the app for 15% discount

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>>56192240
Nah that was just a separate suggestion, originally had more in the OP but reached word limit.

Getting maximum comfy is still great though, you see those USB gloves posted in the previous thread?

>>56192254
that's pretty good

>>56192333
Why the hell did they censor her when she got underwear on?

>>56192351
You just feel comfortable because you don't know the convenience of walking around with just a card in your pocket and never having to manage coins or get more notes from an ATM.

>>56192327
We have a winner.

>>56192415
we have a pooer

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>>56192333

>>56192415
POO

>>56192404
Can't deny that. It is probably a lot more convenient.

>>56192351
>I just feel more comfortable with cash
I remember watching a BBC documentary/news but on this. There was a faintly mocking tone as he explained that the Krauts PSU cash for most things and tend not to run up large credit card bills or take out loans to buy consumer goods.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Drop-Shippin-Portable-PP-Frog-Children-Standing-Vertical-Urinal-Wall-Mounted-Pee-Urine-Groove-Kids-Baby/32441770959.html
Sweet deal, always wanted a portable urinal

>>56192442
Why stop there? Go on.
>>56192422
Hey at least I'm not full of shit like you :)

>>56192351
I was paranoid of my spending account going down to 0 and getting a rejected card purchase, but with mobile internet banks that issue got solved. No way I'm gonna go back to cash in wallet again.

>>56192467
of course not, you let all your shit out in the middle of the street

>Xiaomi Prepares for US Market Launch

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/08/20/xiaomi-prepares-us-market/

AYOOO

I need to find a phone with big buttons and long battery life (she sometimes forgets to charge it)

>>56191839
Just die already

>>56192495
Good for them. If US normalfags love the overpriced chinkshit that is Apple products, they'll also love Xiaomi

How do I get maximum discount on AliExpress? You get some for using their app, right? What about the store coupons? Has some anon made a guide?

>>56192530
>Xiaomi
>overpriced

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>>56192450
>krauts don't like large credit card bills or loans
Gee I wonder why

Guys what's a decent durable mp3 player? Wiki just has Ruizu X02; are there any other options?

>>56192495
Whatever, they will probably be overpriced. Have you seen their international site? They already sell the 5000mah slim powerbank for $19.99 instead of $9.99.

>>56192516
K6000 Pro / Mi Max / Leagoo Shark 1.

>>56192538
TopCashback gives you 5.5% cashback off Ali if you're a Britbong, adds up fairly quickly if you use the site a lot.

>>56192565
Xduoo X2 or Fiio players, Ruizu is shilled because it's cheap af.

>>56191839
Personally I only make 40cents with youtube ads
with referrals I made about 50$ with GB and the same amout with Aliexpress... The problem is their cap and their commissions on withdrawal
this are mostly from spamming links on facebook group or subreddits before getting banned... I only have few subscribers on youtube, but I feel like I could make more

>>56192559
>germans
>hating jews

They don't even hat gypsies these days, Berlin is full of those parasites. I really don't get why there isn't anyone campaigning for their extermination, they are the only true untermensch.

>>56192580
>I'm proud to play my part in making the Internet a shitter place for at best a marginal personal gain

>>56192575
I forgot to mention, it's for my granny

Those have big batteries, but smartphones make her panic.

>>56192618

>expects everything to be free

>>56192604
>I really don't get why there isn't anyone campaigning for their extermination

There was, but America stepped in to stop Serbia going through with it to distract attention from him getting a blowjob.

What is surprising is just how tolerant Eastern Europe was of them under Communism.

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>>56192621
Old man cellphone

>>56192621
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-New-1-77-UNLOCKED-SOS-BIG-BUTTON-IMAGE-GSM-MOBILE-CELL-PHONE-FOR-SENIORS-ELDERLY/32683567674.html

>>56192626
>is too young to know what the Internet used to be like

>>56192618
I never said I'm proud
it's a hobby for me, I do it in my free time, and it's nowhere near to being a job...

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just bought a few cheap memes on GB

>>56192654

No anon, I remember, ads every-fucking-where, which often tried to fill your pc wil malware and shit, it's considerably better now.

>>56192580
>spamming referrals all over to the point of getting banned
Let me guess, OneBoxing Video Reviews?

>>56192662
Spamming referral links is not a hobby.

>>56192643
>>56192649
I'm getting there

Thanks fampais

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>>56192495
Tfw your country is to irrelevant for Xiaomi

>>56192668
Advanced hosts file technology existed back then too, anon. At least the content wasn't advertising 15 years ago.

>>56192678
nope, I'm not one of those in the "youtuber list", I've never even posted my videos here because of the climate of hate against referrals and the lithuanian people

>>56192668
If you prefer the modern internet then maybe you should fuck off to one of the many modern internet sites instead of one which is stuck in the early 2000s

>>56192641
>Communism

Not surprising at all.

>>56192333
seems overpriced senpai

>>56192047
Did you miss his post where he explained how they are thinking about having kids? Truly sick.

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which do I choose

>>56192777
Seller's Shipping Method!

>>56192738
Communism was pretty big on purging undesirables, those unable or unwilling to work, and criminal fraternities who weren't part of the ruling clique. Plus no muh human rights and a populace which didn't really like gypsies very much anyway.

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>>56192777

>>56192805
>travels to India
POO

>>56192825
In the period in which Journey to the West is set it's unlikely that the Indians had the technology to build streets, so who knows where they shat.

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>>56192666
>Size:THOR

dunno why I laughed so hard.

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LEPIN already copied the Ghostbusters Firehouse set

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-LEPIN-16001-4695Pcs-Ghostbusters-Firehouse-Headquarters-Model-Building-Kits-Model-set-Minifigure-Compatible-With/32667034071.html

>>56192884
>male ghostbusters
sickening t b h

>>56192868
Have you seen chink sizes? If you're an average white guy, M is chink XL

Thor is 6'3" and built so he's probably chink XXXL

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I just got a packet from Aliexpress delivered in 6 days, from Shanghai to central EU. What the fuck happened? It usually takes like a month or so.

It was pic related, and a Buck knife knockoff.

>>56192929
Sometimes the stars align and every postal service involved in your order is good at the same time. Other anons have gotten packages in less time.

>>56192884
not too cheap to be honest

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Is this banana pi router any good?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Router/32362127917.html

>>56192919
I ordered a tshirt from a chink seller on eBay, size XXXL. Im a big cunt so hopefully it'll fit (182cm/100kg, wide as fuck shoulders).

I'll probably end up donating it to a homeless shelter or some shit.

>>56192952
You fat fuck, I'm 182cm and 61kg.

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>>56191709
That drawing is so cute. Any chance of a link to a version without the text, please?

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>>56192963

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>>56192963
what is reverse image search

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>>56192960
surprisingly enough im not even that fat looking. flat chest and no real visible stomach. Im just wide as fuck (almost a square). that isn't to say that I shouldn't be losing weight for health reasons but I work a physical job for 8-10 hours every day and it's not going anyhwere (shit diet).

Anyway, bought this for around $5, surprised at how decent it is. Came pretty sharp already. Sturdy and had a sheath aswell. Recommended t b h.

>>56192948

A third of the price of the official version is pretty good

You too can be like the sister anon, buy cute imouto today as seen on angry british soccer moms trying to ban sex dolls.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/imouto/32672783237.html

>>56192989
kek

>>56192990
What's the link? The cheapest I can find are $10 and up.

>>56192960
thank you hungry skellington

>>56193035
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jeslon-BUCK-009-Fixed-Blade-Knife-Stainless-Steel-Knife-Hardness-58HRC-For-Home-Camping-Climbing-Hiking/32706564021.html

It's way better than my other knives that were $20-30.

More like this? Can't find shit on ali but the inner weeb wants to get comfy and this one is fucking ugly and expensive to boot.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/kotatsu-futon/32548131610.html

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>>56192960
ey im 183 / 62

>>56193051
ah shit, they actually raised the price by $1. it was $5.99 when I bought it.

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What's the best shipping option to choose to ship large, heavy stuff to the UK?

Wanna get pic related, but don't want to get raped by customs.

>>56191746
In my experience all of the chink microphones have been pretty crap, even ones that were recommended and cost me 5 bucks have a habit of picking up absolutely everything in my house and have a fair bit of background noise, the 2 dollar ones I bought buzzed constantly and were generally terrible.

The only real option is the BM-800 as far as I know.

>>56192950
I don't know but looks good, maybe I am going to order one.

>>56193080
this, just get a bm-800 and a phantom power

>>56193063
greetings my skeltal friend

4PX Singapore post OM Pro is fucking based btw, takes them like a week to deliver to EU. It's free also.

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>mfw 183 69kg and I'm pretty skinny

yo skellingtons eat something

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damn this looks comfy alright

>>56193115
I spend all my money on chinkshit instead of food.

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>tfw don't feel like buying anything but REALLY like to browse shiny women's leggings on Aliexpress

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just buy this microphone autists

http://www.aliexpress.com/af/lapel-microphone.html?ltype=wholesale&d=y&origin=n&isViewCP=y&catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160821070405&SearchText=lapel+microphone&blanktest=8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WedAo0ZhaDk

>>56193127
you can get shit like that locally dude. sure, it's gonna be a few bucks more expensive, but you're gonna pay the chinks $50 at the minimum for shipping and customs might fuck with you aswell.

>>56193080
I got a $0.75 microphone

It has none of those problems

http://s.aliexpress.com/AJVJr2yM
Looks like it went up 5 cents


I figured it's 50% better than the $0.50 one

>>56193140
I bought one - it didn't work. Like, at all.

>>56193164
did you plug it in?

>>56193144
im not buying it, its too expensive anyways.

>>56193164
Did you try hooking it up to a phantom power source?

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looks comfy af, try to guess the price anons.

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Xiaomi Gamepad. Yea or Nay?

>>56193226
Over $100.

>>56193226
$30?

>>56193226
Yes

>>56192626
>proud to be a pure chink shill
How fucking low-life can you be

>>56191839
so we're tring to integrate them, rite?

>>56192950
>$85.90
>R1 is the dual core Android 4.2 product which more better than Linux product
>WLAN -802.11b/g/n
Umh

>>56193428
It's not just android you can install on them.

>>56192713
>accepting this kind of subhuman shills
so proud to see /csg full o leddit faggotry

>>56193279
sadly you are correct
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/FU07-Washable-Kotatsu-Futon-Blanket-Rectangle-205x245cm-Patchwork-Style-Cotton-Soft-Quilt-Japanese-Kotatsu-Table-Cover/32547107267.html

Also for you european anons, samsung 2TB 850 evo pro has an pricing error an amazon.fr. its listed at 249 instead of 859€ right now, might want to grab one

>>56193510
>pricing error an amazon.fr. its listed at 249 instead of 859€ right now
link?

>>56193558
https://www.amazon.fr/gp/offer-listing/B010QD6RX4/?tag=pjfra-21
Not in stock anymore so no idea if they will actually ship, but you can try. good luck anon

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>>56193135
>mfw fish pants

>>56193622
>not shark pants

>>56193671
Sharks don't have scales, retard.

>>56193684
but they do, granted you cant see them like on those pants cause they are tiny.

t.someonewocaughtbabysharkswhilefishingforcodinnorway

>>56193351
Fine by me

>>56193351
Integrate who?

>>56192047
>>56192075
>>56192751
>>56192226
Guys seriously, kys please.
Me and my sister, we're not having sex, she is my SISTER.

>>56191709
What's the name for those >>56189028 slippers?
also what site?

>>56193878
All I'm saying is, blowjobs don't count as sex.

>>56193794
Immigrants

>>56193140
>>56193148
Can't clip it to my ad-700

>>56193878
As long as you don't get her pregnant. You have to be responsible, Anon.

>>56193891
From where?
Because if it's Youtube, then I'm very much in favor of building a fucking wall.

you all need help

>>56193958
u

>>56193958
that's what /csg/ is here for m8, to help people find the best deals on the hottest chinese products

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>>56193878
You keep say that like it's some sort of problem.
Who knows you better than your imouto?
So how can any girl better at making you happy than your sister?

And don't you want to keep the bloodline pure?

>>56193883
>>56193929
Are you guys fucking your mothers or something?

>>56194000
I wish

>>56193994
>posting worst girl to help your argument
kys

>>56193994
>>56194020
Nice meme.

>>56193115
R u me

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>>56194054
No, this is me.

>>56193882

Literally Kung-Fu slippers in some places. These were from Aliexpress, http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Slippers/32320611007.html

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Can I be a JoJo if I buy this?

>>56194000
Nah, my incest fetish is mainly limited to brother/sister stuff.
Most momcest stuff creeps me out.


I-I don't even have siblings in real life.

>>56192573
>overpriced
The chinks are not dumb, they will sell their product at whatever price makes them the most profit.

That price will be higher in the U.S than in china because americans have more money than chinks.

>>56194212
Whatever, as long it's just a fetish and you know how to distinguish it from real life, everything is fine.

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thinking of buying pick related, what do you think guys? anyone has bought this?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LINGBAO-JIGUANSHI-Backlit-Computer-Game-mechanical-keyboard-black-shaft-green-axis-computer-emitting-metal-87-key/32653111593.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=0e02f9d6-18f7-4761-bcd4-d21e50de5413

>>56194212
>I-I don't even have siblings in real life.
Tell us about the siblings in your virtual life.

>>56193233
It's good. An anon even made this to make it work on windows:

https://github.com/irungentoo/Xiaomi_gamepad/releases

>>56194212
If you had a sister you would not have an incest fetish.

>>56194499
it doesn't work like that, believe me

>>56194457
typing on it right now, here's the review I did about a week ago.
http://pastebin.com/FfmuBL5Y
As expected I've gotten used to gaming on it now, doesn't bother me nearly as much as when I made the review.

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>>56194457
>no browns

I bought a pair of SNES controllers off gear but it hasn't came in yet, have I gotten chinka-roo'd

>>56194637
>wanting the "reds with dirt in them" -switch

>>56194643
How long ago did you order them?

>>56194457
I got the one without backlighting.
I asked if it would come with gateron or outemu switches and they said gateron, so my girlfriend ordered it for my birthday. It came with outemu switches, so I got semi chinked, can't launch a dispute because the messages were on my ali account, not hers.
Keyboard is nice, except mine doesn't sit flat, need to use a pamphlet of ~2mm as a chock.
PS. Blue switches are very loud

>>56194693
How loud are they compared to buckling spring?

>>56194681
8/5

>>56194457
I am between that and this with browns. I think i ll go with lingbao with blacks. Its 20€ cheaper.

http://s.aliexpress.com/MfqIjyaY

>>56194701
I'm unsure
Anecdotally, it sounds like I'm using a typewriter. My girlfriend regrets buying it for me because it's so noisy.

>>56194715
chink'd
but don't be surprised if they arrive some day

>>56194715
16 days ago? You've got up to 2 more weeks before it's actually a problem.

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>>56194715
If that may, okay you have an issue. If that's august please go back to shopping at amazon.

>>56194693
Unfortunate for you, mine has no issues sitting flat at all, are you missing one of the rubber feet?

>>56194543
>>56194543
Also here's a pic of the keyboard with my shitty camera.
Brightness of keys turned down twice, custom profile.

>>56194719
Apparently (according to MKG), mech switch ranking goes Gateron > Cherry > Outemu > Kalih

>>56194543
Does the keycaps work with cherry switches keycaps, or similar?

>>56194781
Not missing any feet, it's just a small case of chassis flex.

>>56194812
http://www.banggood.com/Black-Dual-injection-ABS-Translucent-Backlit-104-Keycap-For-Cherry-MX-Keyboard-p-1075696.html

>>56194812
Yes.

>>56194812
No idea, this is my first mech keyboard and I think keycaps are overpriced so I'm just going to stick with these ones.

>>56194827
That's pretty unfortunate, I was so impressed with their build quality too.

>>56194855
I'm not bothered by it, just wish I had received Gateron switches. Still great for the price, and I'm happy with it.

>>56194715
do you have tracking? one of my orders was in customs for like 30 days, took that piece of shit like 50 days to get here.

So can somebody enlighten me about mechanical keyboards since it comes up all the time and my old logitech G11 seems to be dying.

Would you take a mech keyboard for work? Isn't it louder and also putting more stress on your hands - whats the appeal?
Are you guys buying chink keyboards and then switching out the actual keys with aftermarket keycaps?

>>56194499
My incest fetish most likely has roots on my incestuous relationship with my brothers as a kid.

what tracking websites are good? 17track doen't recognize any of my numbers

>>56191709
Are their aliexpress counterfeit honeypots?

>>56194781
What's that under the keyboard?

>>56194979
In rubber dome keyboards you need to press the key all the way for the keyboard to register a keypress which is not the case with mechanical keyboards where you only need to press the key a certain amount to get a keypress. You also get a nice mechanical feedback and a click depending on the type of mechanical switch.

They are more fun and much easier to type on. For example I always tried to learn touch typing but was never able to until I got my mechanical keyboard. It was super easy to learn with a mechanical keyboard.

>>56195093
If the seller told you that they shipped your package with untracked mail and they still gave you a number that number is not a tracking number.

>>56195133
oh, I see, thanks
so it's just a random number then?

>>56192992
>shitty colored plastic bricks

gunpla knock off>lego knockoff shit

>>56195212
gunpla is for fucking homos though

>>56195093
>>56195210
Sometimes it might take a couple of days before the tracking code activates.

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>>56195107
Playmat/Mousepad

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>>56194715

>>56195229
>not liking a model of giant robot which has some engineering into it ,but instead liking legos

Is there any demand for a chinkshit store even cheaper than Ali/GB? Payment would be in Bitcoins, communication by 4chan or mail. Price would be lower due to ignoring merchant agreements, ignoring taxes, and providing very limited CS (it's not like they do anything anyway except cost us money and refund orders)
Escrow through Nash equilibrium and/or darknet marketplace would be available for a minor fee.

>>56195094

They are not interested in catching you. They just want to remove the sellers to seem like a respectable site..

>>56195283
legos are more creative

>>56193717
>cod

most overrated meme fish ever, only suitable for deep frying in batter, might as well eat shitty chink tilapia

swordfish is best fish desu senpai

>>56195393
Blue cod is the real overrated meme fish.

>>56195342
Gearbest already proves we will make sacrifices to get cheaper prices, so there is probably demand. I don't know if the /csg/ market alone is worth it though.

>>56195384
then why don you buy a bucket of legos instead of a set

>>56195283
>>56195384
>>56195431
>legos

Fucking americlaps.

>>56195410
Wikipedia:
>"It is a plump fish which produces good fillets, but it has a very low oil content. It can be served battered, crumbed, pan-fried or baked."

So it is a shitty dry tasteless fish stick fish like all cod? or is there anything extra memeish/overrated about it?

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The chinks did it! They figured a cure for manlets: Heighten Oil

>>56195431
Why not both? You go to Ali for the proper sets and you go to eBay for buying lego in bulk.

>>56195484
Look at how much that dude grew holy shit.

>>56195481
It's expensive compared to almost all other fish and inferior in taste and texture to proper cod. New Zealanders bust a nut over blue cod but it's really just not good, and I like regular cod.

>>56195457
legos are for children

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>>56195484
>literally no americans have ordered it
foreign manlets btfo

>>56195484
> From England

Lol the manlets there.

>>56195561
>>56195484
l-link?

>>56195484
But store 220253 is empty!
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/all-wholesale-products/220253.html

>>56195581
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/quack-product-to-rip-off-manlets/32385770433.html

>>56195342
>Payment would be in Bitcoins, communication by 4chan or mail
people here usually tell buyers to use paypal as a safety measure. why would anyone buy using btc?
also, are you doing dropshipping or something?

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>>56195561
>make my feet skin soft
I don't even.

>>56195484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrR6CywxmRg

>>56195606
Buying tings with bitcoins is only useful when you can't use any other payment method, AKA you're buying drugs, or if you're one of those lucky fuckers who has thousands of bitcoins because you were an early adopter and it's just free shit forever for you.

>>56195606
Yes, dropshipping
Since we'd be breaking the agreements we would prefer to stay anonymous. Accepting paypal is _theoretically_ possible, but it can be frozen and lead to all sorts of headache. We'd offer escrow from reputable darknet markets, ones that require you to post a bond, so you're not going to get chink'd.
>>56195647
You can buy bitcoins from an exchange and send them directly to us without having to deal with wallets.

>>56195393
Yeah, yeah it's just the most common edible saltwater fish where I went. Also caught a ton oft salmon, coalfish, mackarel, sardines and leng (some sort oft eel/cod bastard) and more of which I dont even know the english namens oft.

All in all was a fun fishing vacation.

>>56195663
>You can buy bitcoins from an exchange and send them directly to us without having to deal with wallets
Yeah but that's stupid.

>>56192080
Faggot

>>56195595
>spanish guy bought it 5 times
he must be a basketball player by now

>>56195815
you mean baloncestista

My bank doesn't support adding debit card to PayPal.

I don't know how to pay on Banggood now..

Halp pls

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>>56195484
>187cm
Still a manlet.

>>56195915
just link your bank account to paypal

>>56195805
We would offer lower prices than Ali/GB. Have you read >>56195342?

>>56195484
I like how they measured his hair as well.

>>56195928
It will take 2-3 days.. I'm an impatient shit.

>>56195561
>tfw there are two people from my country

>>56196025
confirmed manlet

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>>56195595
Chink'd

>>56196025
Is it true that Chile is the least shitty country in South America or is it just a meme?

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>>56196071
And that wasn't even first time.

Any good air blowers?

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Check THIS out

>>56196093
>arrived after a month After my father died
oh lawd

>>56196093
>only one works
So he gained 1 inch?

>>56196105
Targeted for iPhone users.

>>56196047
I'm probably a manlet/average size compared to burgerlanders and europoors, but I'm above average compared to other South Americans

>>56196084
The police is not corrupt as it is in the rest of South America, and I'd say it's definitely more secure. You just have to be sure to stay away from the obviously shitty places in Santiago. The people are nice in general, specially if you go to the south.
Also, we get Aliexpress orders with Aliexpress Standard Shipping in <10 days

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>>56196093
At least "Maca Big Dick Penis Enlargement Oil" got 4 stars.

>>56195639
So glad you stopped posting the Seinfeld end my life image.

>>56192157
we have that too

>>56196105
Is that a hangman DIY kit?

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>>56195484
What did they mean by this?

Anyone has a guide or experience buying from taobao?

I found the replacement LCD for my phone selling on taobao for $18.8 instead of $25 on aliexpress but I can not read chinese

>be in PR
>use USPS, UPS, Fedex, etc

>chink has a warehouse in the US
>doesn't ship to PR
>have to ship it from China, so it goes through the mainland US THEN to PR

What do they mean by this?

>>56196262
Literally whole medicine went into this

>>56196279
PR == US

>>56196316
Exactly, I don't know why every chink with a warehouse in the US I've seen so far can't send shit to PR from the US warehouse

It has to be from China, which goes through the mainland before reaching PR through USPS anyway.

>>56196272
Don't do it. You will get raped on international shipping.
Taobao is only any good for foreign devils if you are buying in quantity.

Does anyone know where to get cheap clay bars for cleaning your car? I don't want to spend $20 for 2 small pieces locally.

>>56195974
>impatient
>shipping usually lasts a month or more
maybe this isn't for you

Hello, CSG!

I need a bluetooth gamepad with an yupper clip, that can work with both Android and Windows alike.
Closest thing I found was this: goo gl/u1TTQy but reviews say it does not work with Windows.

>>56196434
i ain't clicking that

>>56196434
An excellent URL!

>>56196378
Lad, could you take a snap of your drivers license or id (data blurred ofc) or something else to show you're from PR?

Want to show what you said to some lads on /int/.

>>56196383
seems like it because they don't ship through china post and only ship internationally using DHL

disappointing desu

>>56191709
>buying chinese shit
>literally asking to be cucked by botnet ROMs, keyloggers integrated into the touchscreen subsystems, calling home regardless of ROM etc
>exploding batteries
>scams
Nice, buy more chinese shit! Good goys!

>>56196434
>goo gl
what are you, stupid?

>>56196516
>literally asking to be cucked by botnet ROMs, keyloggers integrated into the touchscreen subsystems, calling home regardless of ROM etc
>tfw this applies to everything american too
kek

>>56196516
wow what a bait
can't wait to hear the replies to this one

>>56196434
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/shorten-links-manually/1918849732.html

Hi csg, I'm thinking about buying an orange pi as a gift for my school's computer lab. Anything similar I could buy in addition to that? Preferably cheaper.

>>56196497
Show what?

There's tons of difference between US and PR, but when it comes to shipping shit, it's the same customs and postal services.

Only issue I can think of is stuff that can only be hauled through ground, like model rocket engines.

>>56196555
http://s.aliexpress.com/bUzimmUB

>>56196537
except NSA doesn't steal your money, bank/steam/other credentials
You're putting your valuable data into dirty chinese hands.
>bait
First check who's making these threads.
Protip: sellers. They literally post their statistics ITT.

>>56196593
fuck off pissphone

>>56196434
Anon, you seem to be new here. If you really want to shorten links, don't use URL shorteners.

I'll give you a few tips:

1. Remove the shit after .html
Eg:
>> aliexpress.com/item//11111111.html?this-text-here-is-junk-remove-it
> aliexpress.com/item//11111111.html

2. You can replace the text inside the URL with your own text
> http://www.aliexpress.com/item/BT-136-G910-Wireless-Bluetooth-Gaming-Gam e-Controller-Gamepad-Joystick-for-Android-iOS-Phone-Tablet-PC/1918849732.html
> http://www.aliexpress.com/item/smaller-text-same-link/1918849732.html

>>56196593
>They literally post their statistics ITT
That's too thick, faм. You're drunk.

>>56196495
>>56196524
4chan thought that shortened aliexpress link was a spam no matter what. It also thought googl link was spam until I removed the dot

any good chink earbuds?
not in-ear ones, normal earbuds.
i need something for riding a bike, so it can't block outside sounds.

>>56196576
Just banter.

>>56196562
A case with fan. The board and chips will get very hot with normal usage. Also, aim for the orange pi pc at minimum; the One and Mini have only 512MB of ram compared to the PC's 1GB.

For an even better gift, the banana pi has much more power, but is also more expensive.

>>56196607
Thanks for the advice.

However what about the bluetooth controllers?

Chink is considered a racist term by Asian people. Chink is called to someone who is chinese or chinese look-alike(from other asian countries)


why do we need to use this term for these threads? you could just say Chinese instead

>>56196643
Chink is closer to the truth. Just look at the amount of scams on aliexpress.

>>56196631
>A case with fan. The board and chips will get very hot with normal usage
Will it matter, though?
I don't know if it's apt to draw the comparison, but RPis had no issues with heating until the powerful RPi3. Only at that point it became useful to have any cooling.
Or do Orange Pis get very hot?

>>56196638
I don't know anon.. Sorry.

>>56196643
It's just a 5 letter word. Calm down chinky.

>>56196638
I'd say the Xiaomi one but dunno if it works with computers although i don't see why it shouldn't.

>>56196643
But chinese'd doesn't make any sense.

>>56196643
Go away you dirty zipperhead, gook or chink. Eat poo

>>56196681
its racist shouldn't be allowed here

>>56196683
It works, but it gets recognized as a KB+M. There is a tool for Windows that makes it look like an Xbox 360 controller, though.

>>56196643
Leave this site you dirty gook.

>>56196643
Because a lot of people in this general are still young enough to find casual racism cool and edgy - just look at how many kiddies come out of the woodwork whenever the topic of masturbation devices comes up.
I agree that it's not right, but if you try to change it some of the more die-hard Discord users will just scream and scream until it gets changed back. It's best to just be the bigger person and ignore it.

>>56196710
is that a dog?

>>56196717
And you should return to reddit or other shithole you came from

>>56196747
yes, a retarded chink dog

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>>56196747
no its supposed to be a chink

>>56196683
>>56196718

It doesen't have a clip for smartphone though.

>>56196728
How are things in Lithuania?

>>56196710
>>56196752
>>56196768

Is that a memeSD mascot?

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>>56196791
sometimes

>>56196680
I mainly do video playback on mine. When I go to turn it off, the Allwinner CPU in the center is always too hot to touch. You might be able to get away without a fan, but for most applications, the board will heat up quite a bit.

Haven't actually checked the temps myself, but reports say it's somewhere between 55-75C without a heatsink.

>>56196807
did you draw that yourself anon? looks fucking good man and really cute :3

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>>56196846
no i'd be too dumb for such a thing

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sharkdumb completed

>>56192797
you are fucking retarded

>>56196093

>not restraining your grief

>>56196084
I travelled all over SA about 5 years ago. Chile was the best one in terms of cleanliness, safety and people.
The only country there where I felt I could ACTUALLY contact the police if something had gone wrong. Nothing ever did, thankfully.

anyone bought soldering tools?

>>56196593
fuck off NSA

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Making new thread, back in a sec

>>56196807
chink/10
would buy that onsie

>>56196907
no u

>>56197031
ok gommie

>>56197047
maybe you should explain what's wrong with what he said, retard

>>56196813
Those temps should probable be safe tho.

>>56196272
Bhiner.com has okay shipping

>>56196643
Fuck off, chink.