/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>56184005
>Linux mint
Disgusting.

>>56183999
It's going in the other hole down there.

>>56184027
The urethra isn't meant for that.

Xth for incest pics

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SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING
SHE TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING
MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE

>>56184035
>baby mouth
sick fuck

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>>56183975
>>56184027

>implying it's going in my ass
>It's going in the other hole down there.

>>56184042
>>56184067
I'm a girl.

>>56180896

It barely resembles a car at all, IMO

>>56184081
and?

>>56184081
Even worse. You should take good care of your urethra or you will suffer from incontinence.

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>>56184081

>>56184106
>hank hill.jpg

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Ok seriously, why are you all buying this shit?
Most of the stuff you post is useless, will break in under a year or could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying.

>>56184133
I buy it with the money I save
it's like they're paying me to shop

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i got one of pic related in the mail

when and why the fuck did i order this

>>56184133
>could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying

In my country it will be like the triple of what i will pay on chink sites.
And i like receiving packages make me feel loved.

>>56184052
Stop.

>>56184027
urethra

>>56183360
fuck off, the Chinks are my friends

>>56184133
>Most of the stuff you post is useless
Not true at all, most of the memestuff posted here is usefull, like sharks sd, pens, mousepads, etc
>will break in under a year
Not true in my case at least, can't talk for others.
>could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying.
Completly not true at all.
Stop spreading lies.

>>56184231
+1
Thanks to the hard working chinks for delivering me shit every day.
It really makes my day better, the expectation to find something in the mail today, actually finding something there, unwrapping it, it's like having birthday every day for about $2 a day.
Thanks Chinks!

>>56184308
that's exactly how I feel everyday :)

>>56184308
>It really makes my day better, the expectation to find something in the mail today, actually finding something there, unwrapping it, it's like having birthday every day for about $2 a day.
The fuck is wrong with you people?
I can't even comprehend what i'm reading.

>>56184155
Because it's fun to receive something in the mail

>>56184362
This whole thread has been weird

>>56184362
normie reee

>>56184362
I think that's pretty much how everyone here feels, I really wish they didn't put descriptions on packages so it would be more of a surprise.

>>56184362
Maybe you should just leave /csg/, and ignore it's existence?

>>56184362
sorry, I'm German, didn't you understand the point that it's great if you order much chink shit and the anticipation to find another package in the mail every day is just really great, and when you find it in the mail you still don't know what it is, so you unwrap the package from China to find out what it is, and you enjoy that this item has finally arrived.
It's just great. Join the chink ordering lifestyle. Just order chink shit for $2/2€ a day and be happy.

(If you still can't comprehend me I would be happy if you tell me which parts of my sentences aren't comprehensible English, thank you.)

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>>56184362
Normie.

>>56184434
>>56184381
ok, thank you that you tell me it's only a 'normie' and it's not because my English wasn't correct so he couldn't understand it.

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>>56184362
Hey kid wanna buy some chink shit? i swear by Mao this sacred oath that you won't get addicted to Chink shit

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>>56184382
Well thanks for being honest about it.
>>56184403
I came here looking for good deals.
I found people seeking help for mental problems.

>>56184418
Well that's interesting. Having random garbage show up at my house daily does not sound fun to me, but the way you describe it I can understand why some people might find it fun.

Thank you for sharing anon.

>>56184418
Couldn't you just climb a mountain or something instead..?

>>56184434
>>56184381
How the fuck is that being a normie? I wouldn't even call it consumerism since chink shit is so cheap, but nothing to do with being a normie for sure. Still, you should spend on animu figurines instead, they make your day everyday by making you company, not just when you take them out of the box.

wow, that many answers to >>56184362 who actually replied to me
>>56184308
mean much to me, do you actually feel the same? (I'm German, sorry if my there are some flaws in my English grammar)

it's really great this chink shit anticipation, I got the like-christmas-every-day feeling since 2007 when I first started ordering stuff on DX

>>56184133

>Most of the stuff you post is useless, will break in under a year or could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying.

Thats not true at all.

Is this your first time here?

>>56184541
I do weight training, but this Chinese stuff in the mail every day is just great, it just makes my day better, the anticipation just get's me, no matter what I did on that that day, I could still a great item in my mail. I think you just can feel it until you experience it.

>>56184052

This.

Whatever happened to that southwestern European guy who was banging his sister?

He still hasn't posted a picture of the room they share.

>>56184362

>I can't even comprehend what i'm reading.

Are you a second language English speaker?

>>56184641
I'm not banging my sister, and I am definitely not posting pics of the room, please, please stop spreading rumours of things that are not true.

>>56184133
You need to know what to order there, because the retail stores around you are not dumb, they also get their Chinese stuff.

You can't tell me for example that you get electronic components anywhere cheaper for example.
It's the same stuff you will get in your stores, just that you will pay for 2-3 intermediaries too.

>>56184694

>living with sister
>sharing a room together
>not banging

Ok.

>>56184679
No. Just the very idea of "I can't wait to have random cheap garbage arrive at my house" is to me, on par with ideas such as "I can't wait to go shovel snow" or "I can't wait to fall down some stairs". Incomprehensible.

>>56184418
This explained it though.

>>56184133
>will break in under a year
My pair of piston 2 bought in januar 2015 still works, most headphones in the same price range in my country (Norway) would break in under 3 months.
>could be bought in a store for only slightly more then you are paying
Not in my country, a 64 gb microSD card bought at my local store would cost me 45-50$

>>56184743

>"I can't wait to have random cheap garbage arrive at my house"

I can't speak for everybody here, but I only buy things with a practical purpose, like tools, PC components, or Tenga® egg masturbators.

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Recs on chinky fountain pen ink?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-100-original-motherboard-for-gigabyte-GA-EP41T-UD3L-LGA-775-DDR2-EP41T-UD3L-4GB/32308531439.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=f05af8cc-eefa-468c-a3be-cbaaebb99b07
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/TFD9V-Graphic-Card-GeForce-G310-DDR3-512MB-Desktop-Video-Card/32717743039.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=a51828ed-9008-4346-8b1f-e7acc2850ab1
Are these shit?

>>56184743
>"I can't wait to have random cheap garbage arrive at my house" is to me, on par with ideas such as "I can't wait to go shovel snow" or "I can't wait to fall down some stairs". Incomprehensible.

The things you compare it to sound very bad for me.
It's a really great thing for me, I'm not a loser in the other parts of life, it's just a great additional thing to be happy about. To find something useful in the mail almost every day. I mostly order electronic components because I can use them for my other hobby to build digital circuits etc.

>5% chance of getting cancer in your butt/bagina?
>obviously you should always use a condom but you still have to handle it with your hands and breath the same air in the room as it
>breath the same air in the room as it

I don't think the chink fumes are THAT strong, anon.

>>56184761
>Not in my country, a 64 gb microSD card bought at my local store would cost me 45-50$

Is this because of tax or free market?

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>>56184904

>meme egg

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Am I getting chinked or is it fine?

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I'm tempted
http://s.aliexpress.com/FBjmmUvy

>>56184790
Any jinhao, this was the meme pen of choice for some time:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/hand_fedora/32321316945.html
>>56184960
aukey is legit, but check that is the flagship store.

>>56184694
THAT'S IT ANON, IF YOU DON'T POST THE PICS YOUR NEXT SHIPMENT OF CHINK SHIT WILL GET LOST IN TRANSIT

>>56185025
Delete this.

>>56184881
Taxes, import tax and sale tax + several smaller taxes.

>>56184999
They call themselves aukey official store, have been around for over a year, 99.1% score, tons of orders.

Seems fine right

>>56184694
>I'm not banging my sister
So when's the last time you banged her?

>>56185116
I'm a virgin you idiot.

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>>56184005
New Unbiased Tech Review;
Rock Zircon (Nano) vs Xiaomi (Air Mi) Capsule earphones.


As promised;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyZEJobDpw

check it out or don't.

tl;dr - I prefer the Rock Zircons.

>>56184694

>I'm not banging my sister

Why not, though?

If you're already living in the same room as her, you might as well.

>>56184694
>I'm not banging my sister
Why not?

>>56185227
>>56185225
maybe he's gay

>>56184694
Have you tried watching porn with her?

>>56185225
>>56185227
>>56185265
>>56185266
Maybe because we're siblings.

>>56185303
so what nigger

>>56185303
Not an argument.

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£5 chromecast seller have gotten few negative feedback.

>>56184694
>>56185303

WHY do you share a room?

Don't you two ever feel any sexual tension?

What happens if she brings a guy home?

What happens if you bring a girl home?

How do you find the privacy to fap one out?

There are so many unanswered questions.

>>56185317
get out bui

>>56185311
>>56185312
You guys are real jerks, let's change the subject.

>>56185312
>>56185311
>>56185303
>>56185266
>>56185265
>>56185227
>>56185225
>>56184694
>>56185344
Oh, this soon to be deleted discussion again.

Remember to be fair and give the Chink sellers a five star feedback if you acutelly got what you ordered.

>>56185344
>>56182240

>>56185381
We don't want the poor chinks to be murdered and their organs harvested by their employers.

>>56184743
>random cheap garbage
No.

>>56184743
im not ordering your mom
lmao

>>56185473
Yeah I was wondering about this. If chinese slavelabor factory owners can buy 12 year old vietnamese children for like $600 a piece, why don't they just sell the organs?
Too risky?
No demand for organs of dubious origin?

/g/

what is the difference between

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Max-6-44-Inch-FHD-3GB-32GB-MIUI-V8--Smartphone-64bit-Qualcomm-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-16-0MP-TOUCH-ID-4850mAh-Battery-IR-Remote-Control---Gold-366860.html

and

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/International-Version-Xiaomi-Mi-Max-3GB-32GB-Smartphone---Gold-369767.html

>>56185213
>I prefer the Rock Zircons
I lost all my respect for you.

When I build chinkPC, should I go cardboard for the case? Or maybe something else amusing?

>>56185344
>I don't have a sister the post

My sister is hot but the idea of touching or having sex with her makes sick, I see her fully and half naked a lot and I don't feel a thing

Would you fuck your mom if she was attractive too?

>inb4 yes

Kys

Can we get off your sister, please?

>>56185714
but they do.

>>56185819
I had sex with my older brothers as a kid, so why not?

>>56185714
risk vs reward.

This mobo look any good or is it shit?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-EP43T-S3L-Gigabyte-GA-EP43T-S3L-original-Motherboard-DDR3-LGA-775-16GB-P43-Desktop/32578343492.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=f05af8cc-eefa-468c-a3be-cbaaebb99b07

>>56185832
I'd rather get on her.

>>56185781
Definitely cardboard, decorated on the outside with chink packaging materials.

>>56185891
I give you the easiest setup in the world and this is all you do with it..?

>>56185819

>I don't have a sister the post

No, I've never had a sister.

My sister is hot but the idea of touching or having sex with her makes sick, I see her fully and half naked a lot and I don't feel a thing

Are you gay?

>>56185832

I want to get off in his sister, but he won't post a pic.

>>56185213
You're way behind. KZ ED7s are the new meme.

>PSUs are all shitty and have insane shipping

>>56154116
Watch band is 20mm.
I'm 2 days too late, but I hope this helps.

>>56185716
One of them is the gimped version.

>>56186028
two good reasons to avoid chink

>>56185725
Why?
personal preference. The Xiaomi Capsules aren't great. You prefer them?

>>56186140
I prefer literally anything over Zircons.

>>56186014
I had the ED3s and ED9s. I'm meme proof

>>56186150
Well like that's your opinion man.

You're not giving me many specifics to why you dislike them though

>>56186151
I just bought the ED9, do you like them ?

>>56186207
Nigger bass, uneven treble.

>>56186228
The EQ on the bass is a little on the aggressive side. The treble is well balanced compared to other earphones in the similar price range.

There's a lot worse out there.

>>56186221
The ED9s are okay. A little muddy on the high end but overall not bad for what you pay for.

>>56184632
do you use chink work out gear?

>>56185942
>but he won't post a pic
Gee, I wonder why

>>56186472
If I was banging my hot sister, I would proudly show her off. It's not like someone is going to take her away from me.

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>>56186610
Why would you bang your own sister though?

>>56186702
Why wouldn't I?

>>56186702
You literally cannot provide even two legitimate reasons to NOT bang your sister (unless she's ugly).

>>56184808
YOU DON'T NEED TO INCLUDE ANYTHING AFTER THE ".HTML?" YOU FUCKTARD

>>56186715
It's gross and your babies will be cyclops.

Also
>sister
Ew.

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>incest

>>56186760
There's this thing called contraception, anon.

>>56186702
if i had a sister we'd probably be splitting a one bedroom apartment together.
Might would even introduce her as my wife to people.

>>56186760
Why would I impregnate her?

>>56186803
>>56186811
Accidents happen.
Ask your parents, they'd know.

>>56186838
>Accidents happen.
that's what abortions are for

>>56186786
then their army get slaughtered, did you guys remember the glimpse of the red queen in training, she was asian. got2 lord of light will prevail.

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Chink Ink arrived.

My printer won't accept it. Not sure if I need to modify my printer to accept them but I'm going to message the seller anyway.

>>56186962
Why wouldn't you just refill it?

>>56187014
Refil the old ones?

>>56187020
Yes. You can get a set of 4 30ml inks for like 10 aud or less.

>>56186962
Haven't tried any chink 364XL, but ValueToner has been working pretty well for me. Think I paid ~$25 on amazon for two of each color and four of the text black.

>>56187087
Hmmm, how do you refill them? I could just take the ink out of the fake ones and put it in the new ones.

Also, that's about how much I payed for the ink anyway.

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my edc swiss keys has arrived

what can I buy that will kill my boredom

>>56187157
a life, of course

>>56187106
link?

>>56187185

>4chan
>a life

come on now

>>56184005
So what sort of cheating supplies can I get off the chink websites? I hear that cheating watches are all the rage, are there any cheating devices out there?

I'm an instructor and I want to stay ahead of cheaters.

>>56187252
reverse one way mirror reading glasses

>>56187157
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/tamagochi/32680343327.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ops_balls/647522589.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/watersports/32671875272.html

can chinks into htpc?

>>56187105
Yeah but a 30ml bottle of ink will refill your cartridge 6 times...

dead general

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>>56187898
It's slow on weekends because nobody gets mail then.

>>56186962
Ink carts don't come with chips, you're supposed to install the hacked chips yourself.

Anyone know where I can buy a huge whack of rolling papers?


It's shocking how much they cost if bought by the single pack.

>>56188162
try alibaba.

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>>56187898

>>56187946
These ones have chips, there's gold terminals and a blob of black stuff over an IC

>>56186760
You don't impregnate your sister, dude. That's weird. You just bang the shit out of her.

>>56188214
Did you get the resetter and reset them?

>>56188318
Resetter?

>>56188343
It's a thingamajig you use with the spent cartridge to reset the counter.

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omg

>>56188641
quick, call Varka!

Now that we're talking about sisters, give me some advice.

My sister and I are both students so we only see eachother during the weekend back at our parents house.
She usually wakes up earlier than me and hits the shower before me.
Yesterday she must have been later than usually because I accidentally walked in on her. When I did, she looked at me and she continued undressing. What does it mean?

>>56188656
it means you start undressing and share the shower to save time and water obviously.

>>56188641
includes compensation for a ruptured sphincter?

>>56188746
nope you get a side order of colon cancer.

>>56187106
finger herpes?

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I saved all my packages from last week up to entertain you on the weekend.

So let's start off with the first one: a Ganzo 202 multitool.

It works perfectly, the knife amd scissors are sharp, the tweezers are great. Not too heavy, came with a bag and screwdriver bits. Its about as long as my hand, so not that large, but I prefer a smaller tool actually.

can anyone recommend an onahole, preferably $3-4 and disposable, that doesn't have pictures of little girls on it? Some dude from Canada was prosecuted for importing an onahole with some loli imagery on it. It all went public and his name was dragged through the mud for something stupid.

The tenga eggs are awesome, but I'm looking to try another disposable toy.

>first day of estimated delivery was Friday
>hasn't even left China yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGOGpbY2fvw

>>56188863
Which loli was on the box?
Link to news pls

>>56188897
you can find the info in the /ona/ - onahole general in /jp/. I can't remember where exactly I found it, but it is in one of the wikis or something.

>>56184067
why would someone go and tell lies on the internet like this?

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>>56188857
Next are 20 IR Leds, 600 resistors of different value, 5 sound detectors. I used them to control my AC with clap codes. Everything works, the detectors can be calibrated with a potentiometer. The whole package was around 4€.

I used a NodeMcu, which operates at 3.3V and luckily the LEDs work at that voltage, even without a resistor. I found the IR codes for the AC online and calculated the on/off times for the LED by hand.

While soldering the LED I also noticed that the tip of my chink soldering iron starts to glow orange after 30 mins and the handle becomes hot. Is it normal that it will glow?

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Received a pretty nice and solid leather saddle for my bike. It rigid and the rivets seem to be nicely attached. Will see how it lasts in use, but seems p-good.

>>56188863
I bought this
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-masturbator-adult-sex-toys-for-men-juguetes-sexuales-pocket-pussy-huevo-masturbation-mens-sex-toys/32568550641.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.86.NriPs5
I'm a little above average, its fairly tight on me, and even though I know its not good for it, or at least I'd highly assume it isn't good for it, I've been using a silicone based lube cause its what I have a lot of, I dunno how many uses you're looking for out of it, I'm only at 6 but it isn't having issue so far.

>>56188966
Knockoff brooks? How much? Link?

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Went full cultural appropriation and bought kung-fu slippers. Very soft and comfy, the sole is super soft compared to rubber shoes in general. They will probably fall apart quickly, but whatever. Not all stores sell large sizes.

>>56188985

I wouldn't really call it a knockoff, because I mean, the design is so generic...

www.aliexpress.com/item/Bicycle-seat/32546351783.html

>>56189028
>cultural appropriation
GET OUT

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gearbest you fucking legends

>>56189109
Sexism isn't funny.

>>56189151
Your joke isn't funny.
Also, that thing is older than sexism itself.

@56189215
god forbid my speed cube and random stickers don't reach me

@56189247
You're doing it wrong

Good 5,5+ chink phone?
I want it to laze around on my work so I need something that will not get scratched/broken easily since I work in a workshop and stuff
Also, a good case to avoid that, too?

>>56189258
>>56189247
>@
is this a new meme

@56189276
it's a way of replying without distributing undue (You)'s

>>56189215
Peddle peddle Haung

>>56189300
this is so fucking autistic i cannot even

>>56189300
go die, faggot.

>>56189300
>@
>not using the same syntax as every other autist on 4chan

KYS

@56189383

fuck you dont disrespect me

>>56189409
@

@56189409 (You)
don't imitate me please

>>56188641
Can Randomizer anon put a stop to these useless joke submissions that nobody's ever going to buy?

>>56185213
Wew lad, upped the production value? Got more vids in the works?

@56189431

im not imitating nobody you ugly bastard

I'm lookig for some bluetooth iems. Hoe are these:
http://www.gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_317844.html
Want to use them for movies and tv shows.
Is there a reason to spend more money?
Maybe these?
http://www.gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_341687.html

>>56189467
>actually buying anything from the randomizer
Couldn't your just... give me the money?

>>56189215
Tracking hasn't updated since 12/08, so just to be safe
Peddle Peddle Huang!

>>56185213
How's your leg holding up?

>>56189261
Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro or Mi Max

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Why is no box $4 cheaper?

>>56188857
>Ganzo 202 multitool
link?

>>56189261
Ht6 or doogee t6 if you want something cheap, or leagoo shark 1

>>56189592
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_68586.html

>>56189587
because no box

seriously though, I guess the can just use old ones if they don't need to get a box

>>56189215
Peddle up a stink, chink

>>56189592
Multifunction Plier Ganzo G202 24 Tools in One Multi Tool Convenient Screwdriver Kit Portable Outdoor Pocket Hand Tool
http://s.aliexpress.com/MRR3Q7Fv


Bought it on Ali since I dont like Gearbest. Not sure if its the cheapest but I'm very satisfied regardless.

>>56189620
Thanks Ali shill but the box clearly has a Gearbest product sticker on it

>>56188916
>I also noticed that the tip of my chink soldering iron starts to glow orange after 30 mins and the handle becomes hot. Is it normal that it will glow?

No, i'd be suprised if you could even solder with it that hot, it would just spatter hot solder everywhere.

>>56189215
PEDDLE PEDDLE HUANG!

>56189628
Thats the Ganzo logo you moron. I took this picture

>>56189596
>20178
>720p display

>>56189711
The white sticker on the box you stupid fuck, it's the exact same as the ones Gearbest sticks on products.

Congratulations you got chinked, you paid more for it by trying to avoid Gearbest and you still ended up buying it off their AliExpress store.

>>56189759
720p is fine up to 6"
fuck your ppi meme or mobile vr meme

>>56189759
Then get the leagoo you cunt

>>56189215
PEDDLE PEDDLE HUANG YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR I WILL SHIT IN FRONT OF THAT DISGUSTING CHINESE RESTAURANT I WENT LAST LASK WEEK IF I DON'T GET MY SHIT.

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>>56189300
just やめて

>>56189844


Wow that's really cool

how much do you spend on chink shit every month?
I've allocated $30 a side so far.

Can anyone recommend me some half decent inner ear bud's that are cheap? Preferably from gearbest

Thanks anons

>>56188966
That looks like it would be extremely painful.

>>56188966
Wow that looks fucking gay.

>>56189926

for you

>>56189215
with the time it takes for packages to reach me I wouldn't be surprised if Huang peddles them the whole way
peddle peddle Huang

Some anon said a few threads back that this are not so good (uncomfortable to hold):
www.aliexpress.com/item/fucklongurls/32576636124.html

Any other anon got something like that? Inb4 I'm training my ass with this 1m dildo.

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>>56189946
Nobody cared who I was before I put on the bike.

>>56189493
I had to completely re-edit the new video from scratch as something went wrong.
I finished it once then realised it was off so did it again.
editing is the worst part I can see why these YT e-celebs pay someone else to do it.

more vids in the works. But it depends on how lazy I am.

>>56189556
Yeah it's holding me up.
doing hydrotherapy x1 a week
physio x3 a week

and special exercises all the time in the day when I'm at home.

setting a business up atm with my Dad. Just trying to secure contracts etc.
after almost dying you don't want to go back and work for the man.


I hope you enjoy the video. Sure there'll be more soon. Keep on shoppin' /csg/

>>56189986
There's a reason this drivel isn't in the OP. Nobody is interested in your shitty referral link-packed Youtube videos, Dirty.
The Discord exists for people like you; keep it there.

>>56190058
You going to sell chink shit with your da?

>>56184541
germany is pretty flat desu

>>56190085
No, I'm going to sell "pork" leg steaks from the back of a van in the car park of the local Cineworld.

>>56189986
>>56190080
Dirty hasn't posted here in ages now, you can stop falseflagging him like the autist fuck you are.

>>56190080
300 subscribers are interested in my videos. Don't you have a strawpoll to rig?

>>56190107
should I be worried about the "pork" part?

>>56190085
he's going to sell chink shit TO his dad

>>56190107
Not me but I do like pork parts and also cineworld.
Maybe we could shoot Babe 3 the musical like we've always talked about Dad...


I've got the Xiaomi yeelight coming up next. Might try and squeeze it in within the next couple of weeks.

>>56190135
The fact that there are allegedly 300 disappointed children who saw the channel name and incorrectly inferred there would be pornographic content does not mean that this is the appropriate place to shill them, discuss them, or otherwise acknowledge their existence.
Take your referral links and your uninformed, moronic rambling 10-minute video reviews of $2 inanimate objects elsewhere.

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>>56189926

Why? You do see the bunch of springs on the saddle. You know what springs do? They make shit comfy.

>>56189935

Ok. I didn't realize certain bicycle saddles have a gender confusion component.

lol at captcha.

>>56190177
>Might try and squeeze it in
Did you order the lube online or are you alpha enough to talk to the cashiers at your local Albert Heijn?

>>56190205
The "saddle" doesn't but you might.

>>56190205
You think sitting on a piece of PU-covered plywood is going to be comfy just because there are some springs underneath?

>>56190194
>my life is so miserable I have to take it out on (You)
Little poverty autist with his Maestro card angry at the world.

>>56190209
I've been in sex shops with this girl I was with for a while but before and after that I just order online. It saves looking at the sweaty goblin cashier that licks his lips as he serves you.

>>56185725
>>56186150
>>56186228
kill yourself xiaomi shill

>>56184133
a Q5 costs 16 euros in my country
16 fucking euros

>>56189587
Maybe it also refers to shipping? I could see a plastic bag being cheaper than a box that maybe wont fit in said box

>>56190030
Is pepe wearing sandals or are those cleats?

>>56190228

I bet you just ride so fast with your road bicycle with a gel racing seat in your spandex neon colored gear. Nobody else can keep up.

Any there any good ereaders worth purchasing?

>>56190215

Wow, you could tell totally by how the photos were taken.

I need earphones with strong (thread maybe?) cable. I bought some cheap-ass pair but the sound was awful.

Any suggestions?

>>56177930
the paper is good quality, pretty thick. it's kraft paper, so it has a sort of rustic style to it. the print quality is pretty good as well. i've ordered quite a few posters off aliexpress, so if anyone has any questions, ask me.. if you're looking for film posters you can pretty much just search the name of any film in aliexpress and find a poster, there are so many on there.

>>56188857
I got one too from Banggood EU for 17€. Some imperfections here and there, a blade is a bit bent but overall not too bad.

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Guys who recently received the 1 dollar LED 6-Button gaming mice, how long did you had to wait ? I ordered 3 exactly one month ago, still haven't received them. The first one I got took like 10 days tops.

>>56190466
Chink shipping is just like that

>>56190466
why did you order 3 anon?

>>56190466
Enjoy your're hand cancer

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Why does the wiki discourage from buying fleshlights?

>>56190484
for presents, and one more as backup, it's actually a really nice mouse! My nephew is in his gayming phase and would shit himself when he sees it glowing and changing DPI

>>56190485
more than a month so far and no cancer

>>56190484
it cost 1/3 the price of a good mice so I couldn't help myself by buying 3

Is there a big difference between Xiaomi Piston 3 and Xiaomi Piston 2?

My Ruizu X02 with AGPTeks firmware orders everything alphabetically from Z..A. How the fugg can I change it to A..Z?

>>56190466
Ordered 6, they arrived in 2 weeks. Ebay is always extremely quick for me, which is why I tend to prefer it over Ali.

How are you guys usually paying on ali?

>>56190466

Got two after about a month

It's quite nice actually. Nice large size, shame you can't turn off LEDs

>>56190627
Cc

>>56190466
2weeks

>>56190627
using payment service that accept payment from minimarket

>>56190629
Too bad they cost 8$ now :(

>crotchless latex catsuit for women
>t-shirt with 9gag memem all over it
>cuckold cage
great suggestions right there

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r8 my fingerbox

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What's a good chink PSU?

>>56189998
Also interested in chink fitness, anyone go something besides the meme bands?

>>56189109
If I drank wine I would get those.

Any good well known and trustworthy producers of tempered glass screen protectors?

>>56190662
Don't forget
> propeller hat
> american mexican friendship flag
> face slimming mask

WTF the fucking MiBook is way too expensive. These fucking chinks sell it overpriced like the Apple faggots. 200-250$ maybe 300$ would be okay, but this is just fucking shit. Fuck you Xiaomi!

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>tfw no plastic gf

>>56190727
None, even if there are ones that are not crap, any price difference will be eaten by expensive shipping.

>>56190543
Personally i prefer Piston 3, they're more balanced once you lower the bass a bit, but piston 2 look better and they sound also great (maybe even better, I still haven't decided) if you use this profile (requires root)
http://www.head-fi.org/t/743953/mi-piston-2-1-parametric-equalizer-fir-flat-response-bass-bump

>tfw living with parents who collect the mail and can't order sex toys

>>56190843
there are a tonne of collection services

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Post some comfy chink shit for the coming winter.

>>56190543
They're both out of production anyway

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>>56190916
Onsies

>>56190920
And that matters because...?

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>>56190803
Nice. This is what Google thinks of your waifu.

>>56190916
also interested in this
atm just buying survival bullshit so i can be comfy when im outside in winter
hope it snows this year

>>56185363
How does it feel to get proven wrong?

>>56190371
I don't ride a bicycle because I'm old enough not to have to any more, and I don't feel the need to virtue signal my green credentials by riding one and making every bus in the city go at half the speed and fuel efficiency in the process.

>>56190951
not a grill, my ass wont fit in those chinese sizes

I'm 183cm, they just fit if you get the largest size

>>56191035
im not a grill either but i wear chinese mini skirts and short shorts all day
fight me

>>56190794
You do know that the Intel cpu alone costs Xiaomi 200-300$, right?

>>56190916
USB handwarmers

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>2016 New Vibrating Silicone sex products urethral sound toys catheters male chastity device toys sounding penis plugs
hmmm

>>56191046
I'm ~192cm thats the problem mate

>>56190916
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/electric-blanket/32540459206.html

>>56190627
Virtual credit cards provided by my bank. They are only valid for a single payment.

Anyone know something good for like 50 cents max?

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>>56190916
>>56191053
www.ebay.com/itm/Winter-USB-Heating-Hand-Wrist-Warm-Gloves-Heated-Woolen-Fingerless-Warmer-Mitten-/311641404707

http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-Heated-Warm-Gloves-Half-Finger-Winter-Heating-Knitting-Mittens-Black-Fine-/191745974814

I've had mine for some years now and no housefires were caused (yet.) I think you can power these using a powerbank too.

>>56191048
In all honesty I wish they'd made something like a 13.3 inch 1080p laptop with a z8300 and 4gb ram, paired with like a 70wh battery.

Ideapad 100s is 30wh and gets insane battery life. Imagine something similar with 70wh instead.

>>56191071
sticking silicone down there is a bad idea, steel or even glass is better because its usually easier to sterilize

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>>56191090

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Just a note to double check shipping costs on the website and app for Gearbest.

The mobile website has unregistered mail for 20c, while it's $5 on the mobile app.

>>56191094
these seem impractical as fuck desu

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>>56191125
Mobile site

>>56191090
Can't wait for the house fire to start right on my bed.

>>56191126
Not really, the cables don't get in the way or anything when typing.

>>56190501
It's not for moral or ethical reasons, it's for the 'Don't put chink poison on your dick' kind of reasons.
Chinks aren't known for using the more expensive, skin safe chemicals over the poisonous, much cheaper ones.

>>56191095
Toshiba Chromebook 2

>13 inch
>4GB ram
>1080p

The only complaint I have about mine is the size of the drive, but you can replace it.

>>56191166
But why would I need gloves indoors and why would I type outside

>>56191298
It gets cold indoors too you know.

>>56191298
To get comfy chink shit during the winter period which is what >>56190916 asked for, can be used outdoors with a powerbank too. Not sure why you'd want to type out side.

Don't know if this has been posted here yet but here's a 69$ chink win10 tablet
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_349613.html

>>56191034

You've obviously never been to the Netherlands. It's not about being fucking green. It's like the only way to get around.

>>56191094
Do you have them? Im kinda scared this will get scathing hot and burn me

>>56191391
Read the sentence below the links please and no they don't get scathing hot :)

New thread when?

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>>56191471
Making one now.

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>>56191388
>hij woont in de randstad

>>56191471
I'm the real OP, ignore this imposter >>56191479, I have retired from making threads due to cancer from discord and reddit.

>>56191494
cool dude, hope you die.

>>56191209
Battery?

>>56191494
Why is this even a meme?
I don't give a shit which one of you fags chooses a picture and lists the news from the previous thread.

>>56191388
I don't live in the Netherlands. I live in a country where cycling is for middle-class cockwombles with disproportionate influence who get to bugger up the transportation infrastructure for the rest of us to satisfy their hobby.

>>56191558
That's the thickest bait I've ever seen.

>>56191558
Did you have your morning burger yet, my American friend? You seem a bit crabby today.

>>56191526
I don't really give a shit whether the news gets listed t b h, most of the time it's just
>oh wow someone's phone arrived
>someone gets a micro sd card with a poorly printed picture of a shark on it and puts it on his foot perhaps
>OMG THERE ARE SEX TOYS ON ALIEXPRESS
>someone gets chinked by gearbest, turns out daddy had just cancelled his credit card

>>56191571
>>56191579
not >>56191526 and definitely not an american, but he has a point, it's the same in my country

>>56191571
Not bait. If you're over 17 and still riding a bicycle on roads used for proper transport purposes you should reconsider your poor life choices.
>>56191579
Not American

>>56191595
I actually really like the news, it's one of the reasons I've had this general open for weeks.

>>56191619
>riding a bicycle on roads used for proper transport purposes
What if I'm in the bike lane, retard?

>>56191619
Who hurt you?

>>56191655
clearly a cyclist

>>56185714
>12 year old vietnamese children for like $600 a piece
Where?

>>56191627
What if there are no bike lanes?
Threadly reminder that half, if not most of /csg/ lurkers or posters are eastern european.

>>56191655
Maybe he is American.
I hear they go by car everywhere. Even if it's just to the next corner-store.

>>56191125
>mobile app users getting chink'd
Thanks!

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New thread here
>>56191709
>>56191709
>>56191709

>>56191655
It takes me 5 minutes longer to get to work in the summer because of the increased numbers of cyclists on the roads. They are costing me and thousands like me sleep just so they can feel good about themselves while they actually hurt one of the causes they claim to help.

>>56191627
If you stay in there, and they didn't take a lane out of the proper road to make your faggot cycle path, then I don't care.

>>56191762
Ever thought of commuting on a bike? I hear they're great in summer.

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>>56191684
>tfw I found the right video and timestamp in 20 seconds
https://youtu.be/OdZ5PfCFYp4
At 57:00

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>>56191684
I don't know about 12yos but still relevant